Trump Can Declassify Documents by “Thinking About It” & Putin Faces Heat at Home | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2022
- Donald Trump claims he could declassify documents with his mind and suggests the FBI was actually looking for Hillary Clinton’s emails, Iranians protests the killing of a woman by the “morality police,” Russians try to flee after Vladimir Putin vows to escalate the war in Ukraine, and NYC plans to install security cameras in all subway cars. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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Respect to the Iranian women. It takes a lot to stand against police brutality in a nation like Iran
And Iran was one of only 5 out of 193 UN-countries to support the Ukraine war by Russia. And one of the 5 was Russia itself. If the Iranian Goverment falls, Putin loses one of their last remaining allies.
Truth🫡
Who cooks the police food? Hmmmm
@@riparianlife97701 facts!
Absolutely right, my friend.
And a lot of courage to stand up against an “elected” dictator like Putin.
People truly putting their freedom, safety, and lives on the line to protest 💜☮️💜
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Thank you, Trevor, for discussing Iranian women's plight. 🧕
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Thank you Trevor from Iran our story needs to be heard by everyone please put us on the map
Great that he spoke so highly of the Iranian women, well done!
I applaud the women of Iran. Fight. Fight with all your might for your rights!!!
Yes!!! ❤
They killed her
It's nice to see the men protesting and standing by the women!
@@abusamra47 Which is why they fight. Enough is enough.
@@k8k355 Yes it is.
Those woman in Iran are deserving of our respect. Thank you Trevor for promoting their cause.
BOTH Partys and ALL recent US-Presidents get Video-Essays by 'Some More News', none was excluided cause that Guy isnt full-of-Bias.
Our sisters❤
Their grandmothers took our hostages and killed over 200 marines.
Why are the liberals trying to push white culture on iranian people? Their civilization is far older then the west. What gives.
To the women and men protesting in Iran: You are deeply respected. Your bravery is astounding!
Doc 😊
I love how trevor covers everything from national news to international to cultural its like the perfect newspaper in the morning
Trevor is the window to the rest of the world since America hardly covers global news. The precious and rare window to escape ignorance if you will.... dang this comment is poetry! 🎩🎻🎶🤗🙏🏾
Trevor can't thank you enough for sharing what is going on in Iran with the World. Love ya
I love you too. REALLY😍😍
Let’s all take time out to clap 👏 for the women in Iran 🇮🇷 for their bravery. 👏👏👏👏
and for the Russian people.
And for men who are the majority of the protestors in this cause.
Astagfirullah
Religion kills.
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Thank you for covering the news of Iran Trevor. We appreciate you 🙏🏻 ❤️
Women in Iran applaud for you, so brave I can't even imagine how much courage it takes to stand up against the dictator.
We need people like that to stand against trump and his cronies!
@@kathrynnicolau8513 what you talkin bout you making fun of Trump on a daily basis, you got nothing to stand up America is too relaxed for that, you would not could make fun of you leader in a real country without actually standing up, I think you elites laugh at you protest during coffee break, then talk which one is worthwhile to drive as an agenda to win votes
The women in Iran are so incredibly brave. I hope they all remain safe and okay.
how many of them have died? how many ukrainian men have died after they were forced by zelensky to stay and fight. The propaganda is all wrong.
its the frustration and bitterness....suddenwise... i felt it, month's ago.
@@gothboschincarnate3931 Irans political situation has being bubbling up under the surface for a while now ,after the austere conditions they went through over the last few years , from government corruption to fuel price increases, human rights abuses, blanket blackouts ,the misappropriation of the states wealth and the actions of the regime ,the people are clearly now in favor of regime change ,morality police and the the girls death and the footage going amiss will put the regime on notice
I love how Trevor says: "He gave a different excuse that was even more mind-boggling." Like he still can't believe it himself but couldn't wait to tell us anyway. 😂
I can't get enough of this guy. Seriously one of few funniest show hosts I've ever seen. He's Colbert, Letterman, & Carlin wrapped into one with a hint of Kimmel. Love this guy!! Thanks for making my days better
No.
He is Trevor Noah.
His name stands alone. He is an original, not some knock off you randomly jammed together in your mind. Stop comparing people when there is no comparison.
@@jelica9475 it's called an "opinion"...deal with it
Thank you Trevor for being our voice!
People standing up for themselves across the globe....
I guess some hope was bound to return to humanity.
Yin and Yang. When something go the extreme then it will bound to come back down to the opposite.
welcome to the era where dictator are powerless lol
@@loucipher7782 idk , maybe in the future , cause you know , china exists.
no, this is propaganda. The US supports ukraine who is forcing the men to stay and die. This is true gender oppression.
it cant rain everyday.....
Thank you Trevor and the whole the Daily Show team for supporting the protests in Iran and raising awareness! Be our voice ✌🏻
6:33: 3 Things covered Epicly by RUclipsr Some-More-News.
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@@amybabbitt4198 🙏🏻❤
@@hks2377 ❤🙏🏻✊🏻
great reporting!! Blessings to the brave women & men of Iran and Russia for standing up for what is right!!
Thank you immensely for raising awareness about what's going on in Iran🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Be shumbulam ke awareness mikone ashkanjoon
Yes! Women of Iran! Amazing! Incredible, keep it up. You deserve to be free as every human.
Thanks for the support, Trevor. From Iran ♥️
Kosssssss migiaaaaaaaa to
If those documents are declassified the American public get full access to them right
THANK YOU for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
You know trump is saying something truly insane when even Sean Hannity has to go "wait... wait... what are you saying?"
But that could just be Hannity saying hey I couldn't hear what you said with my tongue in your MAGA portal.
😂😂😂😂
Your supreme commander Hillary lost to a truly insane guy? 🤡
"wait... wait... what are you saying?" Is what i've when Hannity talks.
I thought he's always lived up Trump's rear end 24/7 ?
Stay strong, Iran 🥺
I hope the best for all of Iranian people. May they liberate and free themselves.
Thank you so much for bringing it up Trevor about Iran.
Kosssssss migiaaaaaaaa to
Thank you Trevor for covering the news in Iran
What the Iranian women are doing is so brave and amazing. And what Trump is doing is so embarrassing.
wow! seeing the videos of iranian women and knowing what they’re fighting for made me cry. living in the united states we are so sheltered and forget about all of the other issues in the world that are much worse. those women are so brave!! btw love trevor noah!
We have cameras on trains, metro and bus here is Belgium (in France also). It's not that different from cameras on supermarkets. It's actually very useful, not only for the customers but also for the operators. You can't count on people filming when something happens.
I forgot how great it was not hearing Trump’s voice. When I heard him it was a genuine shock
Argh! Same!
Hahahaha that's because you're in sleepy Joe's trance. Please sleep forever
@@redfishbluefish67 💈The Blue Bloods of the JINM SHAYATEEN AVATARS 👽 with the DAJJAL will arrive in...🦸🏻♂️🇮🇱... Jesus pbuh will arrive from SYRIA 🇸🇾.
The Abrahamic AC~✂️~CORD🤰🏻IS NOT A PEACE 🕊️ AGREEMENT 🤝 It's an Annihilation of the Abrahamic Bloodline.
@@redfishbluefish67 Apparently Dark Brandon is doing his job, making himself home in your head, rent free! And you keep him in. I love it!
Yeah, I don’t even want to hear someone impersonating his voice. He makes my skin crawl.
When he starts talking about the FBI looking for Hillary's email and Shawn Hannity is like: "wait, what?" 😂😂😂😂
That was priceless!
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You know when Trump manages to baffle Hannity into "wait, what?" Trump is in deep doo doo....
@@cindyspangler3982 "DOO-DOOOO !!!!! "
Mr. Wɪʟᴅᴇʀ , ʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ .
@@cindyspangler3982 I mean he always sounds borderline insane, but that was full throttle nuts. I think he was trying to throw Hillary's emails in as a distraction, and he just threw it in at the utterly wrong moment. But I don't know; maybe the FBI was looking for Hunter Biden's laptop there too..😂😂
The "we could talk about it but we dont have the time for that" installement is the best thing, because those serious but also funny statements at the end of every subject concludes every discussion perfectly.
love to you trevor and all brave people of Iran
Kosssssss migiaaaaaaaa
Shoutout to Russia's people. They don't want a war. Double love to the ladies of Iran: wish they didn't have to do this again and again.
ukraine is killing men who try to leave. Thats far worse than russia or iran.
Women have to continuously fight to hold autonomy.
Oh, they want it. They just think that Putin does a very bad job with it.
@@mzm4574 no, they dont. Women in ukraine are allowed to leave the country to save their life. The men arent. Autonomy that matters...
@@derekjetter4039 👀
Please please please use your platform and raise awareness about what’s happening in Iran. Be our voice. Also lots of love for trevor.
Sarajooooooon, kheyli hashariam... Please contact me ke komakam koni
"Trump can declassify documents with his brain". That's awfully generous of you, assuming that he has one to begin with.
🙏🏾 ultimate #respect to the Women of Iran taking a stand! May they see justice and get much deserved rights!
Seeing that video of Iranian protestors just gave me chills
Power to the women who stand up for their rights
"Your honor, the defendant pleads Jedi." 🤣🤣🤣
Thank u Trevor. You helped us alot. We will never forget
Kosssssss migiaaaaaaaa to
Sending all my love, support, and encouragement to women in Iran. May you be safe ❤️
Thank you ,means a lot ❤️
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Brilliant yet again. Love you, Trevor! Supporting the women of Iran!
Gotta love some Trevor Noah and the way he delivers serious news. Very unique and hilarious 😂😆!
Respect to Trevor for acknowledging ppl of Iran. ❤
That’s why the fbi searched his home when he wasn’t there. They were afraid he’d use the Jedi mind trick on them. “These are not the documents you are looking for”. 😂
Lol
Let's cut to the chase: WARNING! FANTASY BUBBLE BREAKING LAW DISCLOSED HERE
1. As president the Constitution gave Trump UNFETTERED and COMPLETE authorization to declassify ANY documents he wanted to (the president IS the chief executive).
2. The Constitution gives Trump FULL authority to declassify, BUT doesn't say he has to inform ANYONE about it. The Constitution is SILENT on notification and therefore Trump was NEVER required to OFFICIALLY inform ANYONE of WHICH documents he declassified.
3. ALL of the Documents in question are Timestamped as being under Trumps control while president with COMPLETE power to declassify (see item 1). So that makes HIM the ONE and the ONLY arbiter of WHICH documents were declassified. There is NO other information, reference, or resource as to the documents classification EXCEPT Trump.
4. Trump wants ALL, and I mean ABSOLUTELY ALL of the documents in question placed in front of the "Special Master" to give ONE OFFICIAL declaration of DECLASSIFICATION......otherwise the FBI/DOJ will keep stringing this out for months/years (as they are CURRENTLY doing).
5. The FBI/DOJ are FIGHTING this "One Assemblage" because they want to keep this farce going. If this "One Assemblage" happens, The Documents are OFFICIALLY recognized as DECLASSIFIED, the FBI/DOJ get LAUGHED out of court for not establishing this declassification THEMSELVES during the past YEAR, the entire case gets dropped....and Trump is free to file Civil Lawsuits against every FBI/DOJ individual involved.
Sorry to burst peoples bubble, but THAT'S the LAW. The moment those documents get OFFICIALLY placed before Trump, the entire FBI/DOJ case gets blasted to pieces.
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"you don't need to see the classified documents in my desk" 😂
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That’s awesome women in Iran. Stand up for what you believe. And very sorry for the freaking death of the beautiful young woman over that stuff. 😢
...and the deaths that are sure to follow.
@@eileendunn2130 lol
@@sarov7658 That is not funny! WTH would you lol about more ppl dying?
Awesome job Daily Show and TN! Thanks for keeping us informed
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So he thought the FBI was looking for e-mails in boxes? Let's think about that for a second... electronic messages in cardboard boxes? Doesn't compute.
The DOJ wants Trump to keep talking about declassifying the documents, even though classification status has nothing to do with the crimes he being investigated for. Saying he declassified them is basically admitting that he knew he had sensitive government property and didn't care - declassifying it doesn't make it his.
The crime is not whether they Declassified or not he stoled them from the White House he stole them from the National Archives he stole them from We the People that's who they belong to.
👏👏👏 well said...
Love and respect to all the warriors in Iran fighting for their rights ❤️
Man, here in São Paulo, Brazil, we do have cameras in every subway and train cars. Amazing that we are more advanced than NY in this matter!
Thank you for covering Iran!
The men in Iran need to be given credit for stepping up to support their sisters and mothers.
actually thery are dying to protect their family and sisters from getting murdered by the morality police
Wow. Really setting the bar low there. "Hooray men! You're treating women like people! Where do we send your award?" Girl.....cmon.
No...that's exactly what they should be doing they shouldn't be rewarded for the absolute bare minimum of helping
About time. And then, they are still lacking by a lot.
Exactly
Also Trevor is so freaking talented, smart and hilarious I love him!!!
Great post! Thank you Trevor.
I'm all in for more security in the subways. All one needs to do is behave properly and nit rob or hurt anyone.
Thank you for being our voice! Please keep raising awareness about Iran!❤️
#mahsa_amini
Amen to that
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Her death was a vicious affront to human rights.
Taniajoon, kheyli hashariammmm
Going forward, every lawyer defending someone accused of careless handling of classified material should call Trump to the stand and ask him if the documents were declassified and if so on which date. Let's literally tie him up as a witness in court for the rest of his life... what a suitable punishment that would be.
Trump received more votes than Obama. Obviously not a rigged election though. Obviously we can trust our government. I think having a 79 year old career politician as president is great, don't you? Why isn't "Noah" talking about 82 year old Nancy Pelosi's inside trading? Why isn't he covering Hunter Biden's laptop? Why isn't he covering Ghislaine? Why isn't he covering Syria? Or what actually happened in Libya? Why isn't he covering Bush, Obama and Clinton's frequent trips (paid for by the U.S. taxpayer) to child trafficking E. island? Why aren't they covering Agenda 2030? Why aren't they covering FACTUAL EVENTS? Why are they so obsessed with Trump? Could Trump possibly be a distraction and nothing less? Could we all just be a bunch of blind, brainwashed lemmings? Possibly.
Hasn’t that been his life thus far. Thousands of court cases in his lifetime 🤷🏽♂️
@@KMDN__ maybe he shouldn't have commited so many crimes then.
@@KMDN__ I don't think he's usually present for a lot of those proceedings. He just sends his lawyers. He couldn't do that as a witness.
@@dosadoodle - True, but they could nickel and dime him, expense him, for the rest of his miserable existence!
I demand when they go to court that the judge makes him take a MRI in the courtroom 😄
Thanks, I am going to watch this every morning to get my news!
Kudos to the Iranian women, I've longed for times like these. May their voices be heard ya Allah.
Thank you for making me laugh today Trevor, you're awesome!
Yes!
Trevor, you were on fire today
Well done!🙏🔥💛
Here in Los Angeles we already had cameras in our metros for security reasons. I just assumed it was the same everywhere else. 🤦♀️
I'm confused... Did Fox News air that interview live? Because I refuse to believe they had the option to edit that stuff out and didn't...
$5.5 million is dirt cheap for that kind of security system. Especially in NYC where it costs $3500 / month to rent a two bedroom walk up apartment with rats and roaches for roommates.
So is that why New Yorkers have a chip in their shoulder?
Thank you Trevor for being Iranian women’s voice.
Be shumbulam ke voice shodesh
Hello from Iran. I love your shows, Trevor. Especially the ones about Iran.
Be shumbulam ke khoshet miad az shows
The cut away skits are hilarious and original and a great addition to the show.
If Trump can declassify documents by thinking about it, then all President Biden has to do is reclassify them with his mind. Problem solved! 🤣
This makes me picture the scenes from the one South Park bit where Cartman was doing magic against other people doing magic too, but they're just holding up their hands and making "magic sounds". Lol
Dark Brandon has the mind power to do that! He makes gas expensive everywhere in the world with his mind, too!
🤣😂🤣😂
Like I said South Park is influential😏🥂
Exactly. Just tell Biden about a document and when he forgets what you just said five seconds later, boom reclassified.
that one person who LOLing in the subway segment, he knows the pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thanks for sharing iran news we need support of any kind
TREVOR, THANKS FOR DELIVERING THE NEWS, WITH YOUR GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR😍
Clinton, Bush AND Obama visited Epstein island (child trafficking island) dozens of times!! Let's forget those FACTS and focus on raiding Trump's house. Let's totally ignore ALL OF THE OTHER "leader's" involvement in ACTUAL FACTUAL CRIMES. Let's forget Killary's emails about literally "sacrificing" "chickens" not to mention her death count. Let's keep our focus on Trump. Trump had more votes in the last election than Obama.. Definitely not rigged though. Obviously, our government is super trustworthy. Let's forget about Ghislaine. Let's forget about Lybia. Two wings.. SAME BIRD. Fake news. Why isn't he covering HUNTER"S LAPTOP and involvement in backdoor Ukraine business deals. Let's ignore Nancy's inside trading. Definitely don't cover any of those FACTS. Let's keep searching Trump's house hahahaha. Sheep.
Trump has given us content since 2015, he is a dream for these comedy shows
Thank you!
Thank you for making my day positive😂😂❤
Way to go ladies! Be safe though! You are brave!
Yeah plus a lot of them probably feel like they have no choice. Amanpour said that women in Iran ARE wearing headscarves and the family of the woman who died say she was wearing one too, but the problem is that the leaders keep changing the rules and women are getting in trouble without even intending to break the rules. Now they reject headscarves altogether because they have become a tool for abuse. It's a frustrating and incredibly abusive system.
@@AaaaNinja it's been a bad system for as long as I can remember! And THTS a long time. The ones in power have twisted the holy book to believe it means or to make it seems like it means others things then it really means. Christians have the same problem because some people interpret the bible to mean other things then what it truly means. But because of this there are fanatics that think they have to shove there belief on to everyone else. As the lords truth!
@@AaaaNinja the vast majority of Iranian men and women hate the mandatory hijab law. That's why both men and women are in the streets fighting against the regime.
@@camsaffari be shumbulam ke hate mikonan
I'm so proud of theses Women !!!! I pray nothing bad happens to them
Well they already started killing us
Prayer: How to do nothing, and still think you’re helping.
So much in one day! Thank you!
Iranian people, my heart goes out to you in hope you will be able to push through the oppression
Thank you Trevor for sharing the News about Iran 🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️
Be shumbulam ke sharing the news kard
Trumps existence makes it seem like we're living in a fanfiction
Definitely proof we're in a simulation.
Written by a sixth grader…
They used to say that life is stranger than fiction. Can't do that anymore, now that life is fiction. Welcome to American, the land of the free and the home of the insane.
Even worse now he has been deemed a messiah by the new Donald trump religion not even joking it there is a book Donald Trump son of man and they have their own patriot bibles it's only the new testament and the founding documents of America in the same book! Televangelist are spouting about it to their gullible audiences.
We are.
Our existence is in the mind of the observer. A dream conjured up by it reading about this farcical reality.
Thanks Trevor
Iran here. Thanks for being our voice 😭🖤🖤🖤
Thank you a million times Trevor and the daily show team.
Mehrnooshjooooooooon, kheyli hashariam inrooza, please contact me ke komakam koni. Roosarito ham mitooni baram bardari
I love that of the three-judge panel that ruled against him, two of them were Trump-appointed! I love it! Also, hard to declassify something without thinking about it when your brain is the size of a subnutrino!
Really? The former guy has a brain? Now that really is NEWS. v
The man can't even plant corrupted officials to help him rig the system in his favor correctly. What an absolute smooth brain.
Subneutrino ?
@@decoren45 IKR? LOL!! That's the word he came up with. SMH
@I DON'T WANNA FIGHT WITH U , Last I heard, Biden's able to pronounce 'yesterday'. v
Those Iranian women are so brave!! More power to them!!
Respect to the Iranian women. And love the end Trevor!
"The FBI is going to have to raid his brain...". They'll have to find it first!
Hazard pay.
Trevor, you are relatable, intellectual, and hilarious! Thanks for keeping our spirits up.
It's funny, but this dude was the freaking President of the United States that says a whole lot about this country
The defendant pleads, jedi, is now my new favorite thing
Power to Iranian women! I'm a woman from China and know how difficult it is to rebel
Thank you Trever & team- for showing support for our sisters in Iran!
Be shumbulam ke support mikone
@@ef4607 yep!!!! Support!!!
When I heard this I thought about Trevor. I was like OK, here we go.Lol 😂😂😂
Thank you for mentioning the brave women of Iran who are fighting for their basic human rights against a murderous regime