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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
  • Donald Trump fears a rat may be in his inner circle, an Iranian man is charged with plotting to assassinate former Trump officials Mike Pompeo and John Bolton, and Japan is replacing its female minister in charge of reversing the country’s falling birth rate with a man who has no kids. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @jamoore2581
    @jamoore2581 Год назад +1705

    They only call it a "rat " when someone tells on them for a crime.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Год назад +72

      Yep! Drump outted his own self with that comment.

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 Год назад +40

      yeap. that is mob level there!

    • @chrisj320ac3
      @chrisj320ac3 Год назад +25

      @@bovinityleak2066 His existence has been outting him since he was born.

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 Год назад +15

      Space rat 2024

    • @chrissanto
      @chrissanto Год назад

      @@spacerat9676 Sorry rat... I can't vote for a non human. Maybe be more human then rat.

  • @oneirishpoet
    @oneirishpoet Год назад +636

    Love the end with Desi, she's freaking hilarious and the "interrupting people" part was golden!

    • @isetfrances6124
      @isetfrances6124 Год назад +42

      🙌🏽🥰 Hard to believe how on it she was in all those subtle work & patriarchal bits. Loved ❗️

    • @nobody8328
      @nobody8328 Год назад +41

      "Let's see those dimples!"
      😆😂😅🤣😆🤣😅😂💀

    • @FeelMyRooster123
      @FeelMyRooster123 Год назад +28

      Dude that last part was amazing! I laughed so hard

    • @giftis5128
      @giftis5128 Год назад +19

      that part where's both silent is amazing 😂

    • @angelicastea9053
      @angelicastea9053 Год назад +13

      Had me in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @sionat29
    @sionat29 Год назад +21

    The role swap at the end was the best part. "well, actually" "you're crazy emotional" "smile more".

  • @mahsooly99
    @mahsooly99 Год назад +14

    That "bolton, PEDAR SAAAG" totally got me🤣 I didn't expect a persian curse 😂

  • @peanutbutternjelly4736
    @peanutbutternjelly4736 Год назад +90

    Lol! The Desi role reversal bit at the end was brilliant.

  • @kestralrider313
    @kestralrider313 Год назад +643

    Dang, Desi & Trevor really nailed this one, I busted out laughing at how well they nailed that male office manager we've all worked with at some point in our lives. Left me wondering if I was guilty of doing this at some point in my life.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад +27

      I agree it's greatest Trevor was, the ending with Desi is superb.! I think I love her more, or at least as much as Sam Bee

    • @benjaminharmon6541
      @benjaminharmon6541 Год назад +39

      I've met men like that at bars, forget the office manager.

    • @hex3845
      @hex3845 Год назад +11

      Desi literally acted out my unmarried aunt.

    • @cgem8426
      @cgem8426 Год назад +9

      Yes you have. As have I. 😀

    • @joycastle.
      @joycastle. Год назад +42

      Male here. I definitely have been guilty of doing this, not proud of it. At least if you're aware of it, there's a chance that you do it less, and that's a start.
      Now back to the playstation.

  • @sivamaiaa1386
    @sivamaiaa1386 Год назад +4

    “Has anybody told you, you should smile more” ohhh I almost threw my phone across the room 😂😂😭😂

  • @kelly747k
    @kelly747k Год назад +55

    Ok, Trevor & company had me & my wife laughing to the point that it hurt... thank you all for the entertainment from start thru finish...

  • @ericaa.1934
    @ericaa.1934 Год назад +387

    The catharsis of hearing a woman tell a man to calm down and not act crazy is wild

    • @curiousworld7912
      @curiousworld7912 Год назад +23

      Right? :)

    • @CharmedNijntje
      @CharmedNijntje Год назад +21

      Not gonna lie, that was unexpectedly nice haha

    • @4namolly
      @4namolly Год назад +9

      Made my whole year 🙌

    • @MushroomCloudOfDoom
      @MushroomCloudOfDoom Год назад +30

      “You know what.. I’m just gonna-I’m just gonna need a moment.”
      Ah yes. The “I need to compose myself, because my perfectly valid anger only feeds into this narrative they’re spinning” moment. I know it well

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 Год назад +9

      Best. Segment. Ever.

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard Год назад +404

    I can't imagine how difficult it must have been for Trevor to *not* smile at the end of that segment.

    • @francesray1595
      @francesray1595 Год назад

      Pres. Trump. Has. Been treated.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад

      @@francesray1595 The twice impeached ex president, who's administration was a national disgrace and an international embarrassment. The entire Trump-Kushner crime family belong behind bars.
      Guantanamo beckons...

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Год назад +2

      @@francesray1595 ...for what? COVID? We know.

  • @ifer1280
    @ifer1280 Год назад +26

    This is one of Desi's best bits! You can just see how much she enjoys doing it, as well as the audience reaction!

  • @BabakoSen
    @BabakoSen Год назад +108

    Japanese women: "we want to have careers as well as families"
    Japanese govt: "tax incentives for more kids!"
    Japanese women: "let us keep our careers when we get married or have kids."
    Japanese govt: "OK, we'll make it a law that your male colleagues can't make you serve everyone tea (won't enforce it, tho)."
    Japanese women: "We want careers! Stop firing us when we get married or pregnant and maybe we'll do those things!"
    Japanese govt: "we'll let women run for office! (Conveniently never for any position of consequence, but take it or leave it)"
    Japanese women: "WE WANT OUR JOBS!"
    Japanese govt: "Here's a male birthrate minister wearing a Sympathy belly!"
    Japanese women: "AAAAARRFGHHHVHJM/L;KGJX"

    • @Feyinbetween
      @Feyinbetween Год назад +11

      Also, how about cover our pregnancy expenses in our health insurance!

    • @jamaalhorton2343
      @jamaalhorton2343 Год назад +3

      What does any of that mean?

    • @patricias5122
      @patricias5122 Год назад +1

      A woman would get it.

    • @scLefQ
      @scLefQ Год назад +2

      @@Feyinbetween Pregnancy expenses are covered in insurance. We had twins 6 weeks early, and after a 5 week hospitalization before birth for precautionary measures and a 6 week hospitalization for the babies afterwards for post natal care, we went to pay the expense bill and found out we made over $6,000 after the pregnancy care, births, and post natal care were taken out. Speak facts, not just what you would like to hear.

    • @Feyinbetween
      @Feyinbetween Год назад +2

      ​@@scLefQ
      I'm speaking the experience of a friend of mine that is a Japanese citizen. Her "birth allowance" was not nearly enough to cover her pregnancy and expenses, and she ended up paying a fair amount out of pocket. Perhaps your experience was different than hers, and trust me, I'd rather hear stories like that instead.
      Congratulations on your birth

  • @aries8597
    @aries8597 Год назад +735

    He’s worried about “a Rat?” He’s talking like a criminal/mobster.
    It’s weird to find people who are *supposedly* law abiding citizens promote “no snitching” culture. Weren’t these same people condemning this culture for decades?? But no Snitching culture is only okay when you’re trying to avoid being held accountable for your own criminal activity? So now we’re supposed to believe you’re not a criminal?

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      Like a mobster, stuff him in a barrel and throw him into Lake Mead.
      Sure, Lake Mead doesn't have any water anymore, so just let him sit in the barrel in the hot sun for a while and think about what he did.

    • @davebrayfb
      @davebrayfb Год назад

      Yes, this is hypocritical, narcissistic, and sociopathic activity, once you die you'll get use to it.

    • @MrGeorge7823
      @MrGeorge7823 Год назад

      Cirara you are so freakin white u wouldn’t able tell the difference between a real person from the streets or a fake just be quiet please if u have no knowledge in this topics

    • @talikhar
      @talikhar Год назад +25

      The only other time he used the word rats so much was when he and his father where discriminating against Puerto Rican and blacks that tried to buy or rent their New York housing properties back in the70's!!

    • @jonnelson9760
      @jonnelson9760 Год назад

      Trump never wanted you to think that he is not a criminal, he wants you to know that he is a criminal and gets away with it.

  • @annad.4040
    @annad.4040 Год назад +89

    "Desi, stop mansplaining to me!"
    "Has anyone ever told you to smile more? Let's see those dimples!" 💀💀💀

  • @leviandhisbae7375
    @leviandhisbae7375 Год назад +10

    I feel like this is one of those things that only happens in Japan, and also one of those things you'd expect to happen in Japan, while also not expecting it to ACTUALLY HAPPEN

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Год назад +8

    This was one of the best Trevor segments! I laughed almost the bit!

  • @riiraa881
    @riiraa881 Год назад +494

    "If we had time we could talk about how America has no trouble assssinating other countries' officials but acts surprised when those countries want revenge' This type of hypocrisy is just mindblowing. It makes me wonder how so many people seem to have such poor insight into how the behavior of their government affects them or how hypocritical, narcissistic, and sociopathic they seem to outsiders.

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify Год назад +29

      Yup. An eye for an eye, and then another eye for that eye, and then another… and another…. Revenge creates a cycle of violence where warring people attack each other until there’s no one left to fight.

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 Год назад

      This the same country who convinced their citizens that they’re invading an oil rich country to give them “freedom”
      Then those same citizens are surprised when ISIS rises out of that country

    • @owlislike
      @owlislike Год назад

      Because Americans are told from infancy that America does no wrong and we are always the greatest, the strongest, and the best. Combine that with a public school system so amazing its teachers have to buy their own school supplies and you get a populace that will still say thank you to the people who are shoving their faces in the dirt.

    • @janedoe3915
      @janedoe3915 Год назад

      He was a terrorist who was involved in many attacks on US persons. U think a country should sit back and watch other countries or terrorist groups supported by our adversaries, attack Americans? Ur nuts! If ur not aware of the attacks on Americans in the past, of Irans attacks on other Western countries, then perhaps u should educate urself before jumping to a conclusion based on just the assassination. The assassinations by the US since 9/11 were the same result as if we had captured them, gone through the judicial proceedings, sentenced them to death only the capture and end of the death sentence would have costs the US a great deal more and it would have put US forces in greater danger, possibly ending American lives and others. If the outcome of the target is the same, why go through all of that?

    • @jessicaferguson4518
      @jessicaferguson4518 Год назад +21

      And of course every country thinks they’re the only one doing it for the right reason.

  • @Failsauce86
    @Failsauce86 Год назад +1181

    Only criminals worry about “rats” snitching on them. I love how trump world doesn’t argue that he’s innocent but that someone cannot keep their mouth shut.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Год назад +44

      oh no, they argue that's he's innocent too. that as expresident he should have unlimited access to all classified information, and wether he uses it as wallpaper in the lobby or buries it next to his wife, he has that authority as a former leader of the united states that lost the popular vote

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Год назад

      Hopefully this will mark the beginning of the collapse of his rule over the GOP. A man can dream.

    • @intlvoiceofreason9239
      @intlvoiceofreason9239 Год назад +29

      “Flippers! I hate Flippers! So what if I was selling nuclear secrets to the Saudis?!?” - Donald J. Trumpov

    • @carastone3473
      @carastone3473 Год назад

      They’re now saying the FBI planted evidence in his home. They haven’t even released any information about what was found yet. 🤣

    • @rickmorty7284
      @rickmorty7284 Год назад

      I'm no trump fan, but the FBI engaging in partisan politics should worry everyone. Remember how the Mueller report thing was dragged out, only to find that there was no evidence of collusion to influence the 2016 election?

  • @august_frost
    @august_frost Год назад +6

    Desi killed it!! Absolutely loved the back and forth between Desi and Trevor for the closing segment. Love you Desi!!! And Trevor along with the rest of the team, of course. ☺

  • @101BlackRaven
    @101BlackRaven Год назад +3

    Japan's birthrate problem could be ameliorated the same way Germany is dealing with it, increased immigration, but Japan vehemently wants to stay an ethnostate. So can't say i'm all too shocked by that. Then there's the other problem in Japan of ruthless capitalism with basically no freedom of being a worker, so there is that.

  • @maewest4192
    @maewest4192 Год назад +222

    A man wearing a pregnant suit really thinks that’s all it is to having a baby 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Seriously🤬

    • @marcbloxham1342
      @marcbloxham1342 Год назад +10

      It's kind of like a man pretending to be a female swimmer

    • @yourguard4
      @yourguard4 Год назад +17

      atleast he tried...or well, lets say: "He tried to try"

    • @pvgospel7341
      @pvgospel7341 Год назад +16

      He didn't say so...he tried to endure the bare minimum pain and with that he's admitting that his respect for women has skyrocketed

    • @commanderuseless1685
      @commanderuseless1685 Год назад +10

      It's Japan... They're a little behind when it comes to having gender equality.
      Source: My fiancé

    • @darkhorsedouglas4789
      @darkhorsedouglas4789 Год назад +18

      Honestly he should also got through one of the simulated labors. Those seem to help men get the full picture more than something strapped onto there belly for a few hours.
      And you know both of these are completely missing they point of why full time working women in Japan don't have time to go through a pregnancy and then raise a kid. Yeah the process is painful. But that's not the main reason young couples in Japan are avoiding it.

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 Год назад +545

    Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is
    gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 06/09/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming

    • @milliecunningham4935
      @milliecunningham4935 Год назад +29

      Well said! Love it

    • @jj51424
      @jj51424 Год назад +26

      She can kick rocks also.
      This is the same woman who voted AGAINST the voting rights bill.

    • @damonpatterson8293
      @damonpatterson8293 Год назад +14

      @@jj51424 also does she even realize who her own dad is? 😳

    • @damonpatterson8293
      @damonpatterson8293 Год назад +8

      Her own dad is no saint as well.

    • @jj51424
      @jj51424 Год назад +25

      @@damonpatterson8293 I'm not one to believe that children are responsible for the sins of their parents. But SHE, is being made out to be a hero for something that anyone with a sound moral compass would do.

  • @jms18uga
    @jms18uga Год назад +3

    Oh my gosh. This was like your best episode ever. I almost spit out my drink 3 times

  • @workmancandace
    @workmancandace Год назад +1

    I could watch this 100 times. Best one ever.

  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 Год назад +457

    It was a beautiful raid. Believe me. A PERFECT raid! You've never seen such a beautiful, bigly raid. An FBI agent came up to me, tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, it's been an honor."

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Год назад +20

      Glad you said, "Sir," as we all know he would say that one

    • @harold7792
      @harold7792 Год назад +14

      I give you a grade your imagined quote of him a 95%. If you add one or two but's, then I'd give you a grade of 100%. A decent rule of thumb is a minimum of one "but" per four sentences.

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Год назад +7

      @@harold7792 Well, thanks for that idea . . . Now I'll be counting:"buts" every time he talks.

    • @taceyw1135
      @taceyw1135 Год назад +2

      Paranoid they are worse then me ha ha ha!

    • @midnightblue6668
      @midnightblue6668 Год назад +7

      And the crowds to see my raid were HUGE...HUGE crowds, the biggest crowds ever!

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 Год назад +323

    Can he just get locked up? For how many years is he going to be allowed to be a criminal

    • @chiefagapewatson4478
      @chiefagapewatson4478 Год назад

      As long as all the other corrupt politicians get to be criminals. They all need locked up.

    • @sammievann8352
      @sammievann8352 Год назад +16

      Thank You !

    • @Svafne
      @Svafne Год назад +20

      I agree with you.
      But he's not going to be, I'd bet on that.
      At most he'd get house arrest but I sincerely doubt even that..
      He's a rich former president, he won't be subject to the laws of normal people.. :/

    • @KhmerMinnesnowta
      @KhmerMinnesnowta Год назад +3

      At least, they should keep him away from any fast food!

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Год назад +1

      @@Svafne I think the worst thing that will happen for him is he will probably be fined $100,000 or less, & then he will just ask for donations from his people & guaranteed he will get it. Unfortunately this monster is untouchable. He is the original Teflon Don. 🥶🤬

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 Год назад +3

    Oh, what Japan will do to "tackle the birthrate" while ignoring the root cause: lack of immigration forcing young people into overwork.

  • @terrencealford4604
    @terrencealford4604 Год назад +6

    Great show! The weather bit was hilarious…still in tears 😭😀

  • @TBONESIDEOFLIFE
    @TBONESIDEOFLIFE Год назад +68

    Somewhere in the darkness, the silence will be broken by yet another dish hitting an already ketchup-stained wall...

  • @preethikanya235
    @preethikanya235 Год назад +195

    Desi and Trevor bit was pure brilliant comedy gold !!!

    • @mohanselvaraj9913
      @mohanselvaraj9913 Год назад +2

      No no
      It wasn't comedy, it was a satire on how males explain trivial things to women ....

    • @madamtechster
      @madamtechster Год назад

      @@mohanselvaraj9913 .. shhhh you’re proving their point 😆

    • @mohanselvaraj9913
      @mohanselvaraj9913 Год назад

      @@madamtechster and my joke flew over your head

  • @Xai15
    @Xai15 Год назад +2

    Someone please explain why I can’t *Like* this more 😂😂😂 This chick is the best! “Don’t act crazy” 🤣💀

  • @modernwonder
    @modernwonder Год назад +1

    Perfect Desi! I laughed so hard at the perfection of your "being a man". cheers!

  • @RichardSmith-pb8qk
    @RichardSmith-pb8qk Год назад +636

    Imagine if he worried less about who flipped and instead didn’t commit crimes. But then, it wouldn’t be Trump.

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber Год назад +9

      Who's we? We don't care who it was. We support them. They decided to do what 95% of the republican party wouldn't.
      Y'all don't get it, it's not about blame. It's about doing the right thing to begin with

    • @thathobbitlife
      @thathobbitlife Год назад +20

      @@LawNerdAmber It says he not we

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Год назад

      I thought you people were sympathetic to criminals? You know, defund the police, low/no bail DA’s, etc. ohhh, right, because it’s someone you hate with a passion, you become a hypocrite. Not surprised with you people

    • @bunnyoppress
      @bunnyoppress Год назад +7

      @@LawNerdAmber did the rant make you feel better, amber?

    • @liabowden8526
      @liabowden8526 Год назад +8

      Amber: I’m guessing you were replying to a comment that was since erased? It’s so mf confusing when they do that. 😅

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 Год назад +74

    Wasn't a "rat" it was a PATRIOT

  • @ximirajane8740
    @ximirajane8740 Год назад +3

    Trevor saying I just unlocked the R.P.G. makes me realize that he has never played an R.P.G. 🤣 love you Trevor. That jokes truth expands to Xbox too ❤

  • @lynettra7818
    @lynettra7818 Год назад

    That ending with Desi was PERFECTION! i see you 😂

  • @rhondascraftobsessions5817
    @rhondascraftobsessions5817 Год назад +744

    It would be hilarious if his youngest son, Barron, was the informant, or better yet, his wife Melania. 😁

    • @helloitsjay38
      @helloitsjay38 Год назад +91

      My money is on Melania 🤣

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Год назад +26

      @@helloitsjay38 Mine, too.

    • @Grammy52
      @Grammy52 Год назад +89

      I’m thinking Ivanka. Maybe she just got sick and tired of being groped.

    • @timthornhill9347
      @timthornhill9347 Год назад +17

      I think u hit the nail right on the top. When u day it's Melanie

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Год назад +1

      I think it would be hilarious if you got monkeypox ☺️

  • @patsylvest
    @patsylvest Год назад +79

    Desi was perfect in her mansplaining!

    • @hundinger1
      @hundinger1 Год назад +12

      She's the best.

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Год назад

      i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

  • @whitetiger9075
    @whitetiger9075 Год назад +1

    Pedar sag? Loll that killed me 🤣

  • @hilpei3675
    @hilpei3675 Год назад +1

    Bolton and Pompeo, no big loss... they played the same game.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +1446

    Trump, 2015: "You see these mob bosses, they plead the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you pleading the Fifth Amendment?"
    Trump, 2022: "I plead the Fifth."

    • @liuwang2201
      @liuwang2201 Год назад

      Alex Jones Sandy Hook trial take precedence legal action CBS lied about Pfizer or Moderna severe Covid vaccine side effects.

    • @KENICUSONE
      @KENICUSONE Год назад

      Trump stated he was instructed by his lawyers to plead the 5th. Once again he puts it on someone else. It wasn’t him. It was his lawyers.

    • @tomgeorge9025
      @tomgeorge9025 Год назад +91

      Pledging the 5th and calling people rats for telling the truth.
      Sounds like a mobster to me…

    • @jtollison
      @jtollison Год назад

      Innocent until proven guilty. Pleading the 5th is a right all civilians in the USA have, now it is on the DOJ to prove Trump guilty in the court of law, Jury trial - since this is "criminal". I do believe they will use those classified documents, but for them to do that, they will need to be exposed in to evidence therefore declassified. It really is 5D chess against the republic in court, but the constitution is the supreme law in the land, just another day in the life of the way the USA Government works

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Год назад +39

      Rather, he pleads the fifth 400 times.

  • @superkornfreak1
    @superkornfreak1 Год назад +21

    "Interrupting ppl more" really got me lol

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Год назад +1

    Take out Pompeo, we don't care. At least Bolton is calling out Dump's lies.

  • @stacyhackney6100
    @stacyhackney6100 Год назад +2

    Both are outstanding. She is very funny. Their interaction, the display of reverse sexism is hysterically funny, and spot on. Treavor's response is sooo funny.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Год назад +537

    talking about a rat snitching on him sure doesnt makes him sound like a stereotypical criminal ...

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 Год назад +13

      It does tho. There is no honor amongst thieves. Of course someone had an epiphany.

    • @johnnym3071
      @johnnym3071 Год назад +23

      @@yasuke9317 he was being sarcastic 😄

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Год назад +11

      Saying "the mob pleads the fifth," then pleading the fifth doesn't make him sound like a stereotypical criminal..

    • @scambammer6102
      @scambammer6102 Год назад

      The "rat" could be anyone. Trump has the biggest mouth on the planet. He has probably been bragging about all the confidential records he took. The very bestest most confidential records.

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 Год назад

      @@johnnym3071 I know but I'm not.

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 Год назад +1296

    Washington: "I cannot tell a lie. I cut down the cherry tree."
    Trump: "I cannot speak without revealing my crimes. I plead the fifth over 400 times."

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Год назад +49

      Imagine if he didn't plead the fifth and instead says so many lies they contradict each other. Lawyers (defense and prosecution) everywhere will have a collective aneurysm because of the jenga of lies.

    • @chayoto
      @chayoto Год назад +27

      By contrast, Trump lies while cherrypicking, popping cherries...

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Год назад +7

      @@chayoto HAHAHA!

    • @csarn77
      @csarn77 Год назад +21

      hah, Can't remember where i had seen it, but someone posted "remembered not as the 45th but the 440 5ths president"

    • @jeanhendersonharley3228
      @jeanhendersonharley3228 Год назад +7

      440

  • @hosseinshahni
    @hosseinshahni Год назад

    "John Bolton! Pedar Sag!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chriscade9216
    @chriscade9216 Год назад +1

    Didn't the mafia use the word Rat alot...lol

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 Год назад +292

    Japan: Why aren’t our citizens having more babies?
    Me: The insane hours in every job that make it impossible to be a working parent. Just a thought.

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg Год назад +1

      Maybe they are ahead of others countries in realizing having babies isn't worth it

    • @Avarren
      @Avarren Год назад +13

      Whaaat? No way.

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 Год назад +20

      and that point actually can be expanded way more.

    • @drayyye
      @drayyye Год назад

      Yep, a lot of east Asian countries have extreme work hours and not surprisingly they all are having low birth rates as well lol. 996 is the term for it - working from 9 am to 9 pm for 6 days a week 🧐 Like ffs who would even be able to date??

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn Год назад +37

      Perhaps, only perhaps, the high rate of depression and suicide attempts could also serve as an indicator which are mostly a consequence of that very work pressure

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Год назад +521

    "We were not a White House that followed the rules. And I will tell you that handling classified information was not something that was really pressed upon us on a daily basis or weekly or monthly." -Stephanie Grisham
    She then went on to say that she and many others personally witnessed Trump's mishandling of hundreds of classified documents, dozens of times while working in his administration, and that they are ALL happy to testify to that fact under oath at anytime.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +31

      That's nice and all, but the fact she waited until now to come forward or until she has enough materials for her tell-all book kinda puts a dent on her street cred a tiny bit.

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 Год назад

      @@gamepapa1211 Not really. With a Trump controlled administration they would have likely prevented her from coming forward, and there is nothing wrong with making sure you have the evidence needed to show people something actually happened.
      Besides, Trump straight up bragged about how he took classified documents with him after he left the White House. Why would this be surprising?

    • @ktheshow4391
      @ktheshow4391 Год назад

      @@gamepapa1211 Still more street cred then the my pillow guy. Or the lawyer/ex-mayor whom married his own cousin. Or the lady who says there's jewish space lasers causing forest fires and was harassing school shooting survivors. Oh... and speaking of harassing school shooting survivors, more street cred then Alex Jones.

    • @lsingstock1646
      @lsingstock1646 Год назад +21

      We've seen pics of documents in his toilet ready to be flushed.

    • @lsingstock1646
      @lsingstock1646 Год назад +9

      @@gamepapa1211 they've all done that. Bolton and the rest.

  • @alighasemi4655
    @alighasemi4655 Год назад

    That “Pedar Sag” was unexpected and perfect 😂

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Год назад

    Touché Desi! My husband interrupts me constantly. He also tells me I have a need to be right but I don’t need to be right, I just am!

  • @waynerobbins1310
    @waynerobbins1310 Год назад +130

    Less for Bolton than Pompeo? Iran must pay by the pound.

  • @beardgangman
    @beardgangman Год назад +121

    Only a criminal is worried about a rat. If you are not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify Год назад +4

      Yup, he’s hiding documents. What is he afraid of?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +2

      Right! No one ever says, "Yall better not rat me out about this new soup kitchen I'm opening up!"

  • @carolynt8864
    @carolynt8864 Год назад +1

    Love the ending...especially, "you should smile more" heard that quite often

  • @rainbowslinkies
    @rainbowslinkies Год назад +1

    Oof that weather segment 🤣

  • @TfMG539
    @TfMG539 Год назад +375

    I didn't see a raid; it looked like an ordinary tourist touring the home and getting gifts from his gift shop; 10/10 on tour by the tour guide, so happy for the tourist

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Год назад +29

      And hugging and kissing the staff.

    • @HTSGOSU
      @HTSGOSU Год назад +22

      @@sophierobinson2738 hugging boxes of evidence

    • @orlandogill7082
      @orlandogill7082 Год назад +14

      But, their in invite was a signed search warrant.

    • @cindypomerleau950
      @cindypomerleau950 Год назад +14

      They actually held the door for them. Cameras everywhere for..... selfies?

    • @mrwilson7617
      @mrwilson7617 Год назад +6

      Not a FBI windbreaker in sight.

  • @debrajames6286
    @debrajames6286 Год назад +931

    Note: Trump, now wants to know who is the "Rat" ( whistleblower) at "Karm-a-Lago"??? When you call someone a "Rat" it's not because they're lying, it's because they told the truth.😆

    • @dalkurd1
      @dalkurd1 Год назад +56

      Exactly. He did the same thing to his former lawyer, calling him a rat in a tweet, and I thought the same thing you are saying here

    • @Nick-cw1og
      @Nick-cw1og Год назад +71

      Exactly. Trump just outed himself using that word. What a stable genius.

    • @sammievann8352
      @sammievann8352 Год назад +18

      His Kids 👪🤑

    • @rastomasstanford7708
      @rastomasstanford7708 Год назад +10

      On point

    • @berhaneniere7154
      @berhaneniere7154 Год назад

      ፈጸፀ.ጸጸገገፉ ፈገገጀገጀኘገገፈፉገገጘገገፈጠጠ@@dalkurd1 , ,xzx,ሮሯሮሯሯሯሮሯጄጇጆጆጆጆጆጆጇጇጇጇጇሶሶደኘገ ደገ ጀጀ ፈገጘኘኘገገገኘኘጀጘገ. ጀርመን ለመነ ጀ

  • @SusanOnTVShows
    @SusanOnTVShows Год назад

    That role reversal was GOLD.

  • @ktmac7610
    @ktmac7610 Год назад

    Desi, you nailed it. I’m watching again so I can take notes!

  • @chantelmcskimming6633
    @chantelmcskimming6633 Год назад +42

    I LOVE the weather reporter!!!! I am so excited to try this interrupting technique!! What a beautiful demo!! 👍👍👍

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Год назад +347

    Thank you traitor trump for the most entertaining week in a long time. We are really enjoying this!!!

    • @stevieme8642
      @stevieme8642 Год назад +34

      I needed this. Did you need this too. Every time I think about it I smile. I'm going to remember every terrible thing that Trump and his followers ever said or did and I am going to enjoy every moment of watching it all fall apart for them.

    • @2fabalwayz83
      @2fabalwayz83 Год назад +17

      Heck Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @renep2220
      @renep2220 Год назад +1

      @ Sharon Kellnor...You bet, I'm doing cartwheels and I'm a
      senior. Happy to see Conald go down in flames🤥👺🪱🔥

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Год назад +8

      @@elmosweed4985 All hail US Code 793!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Exodus26.13Pi
      @Exodus26.13Pi Год назад

      You'll love his 3rd win best.

  • @michelleschultz472
    @michelleschultz472 Год назад +1

    Taking out Bolton and Pompeo? Why would Iran help America like that?

  • @cooper1507
    @cooper1507 Год назад +1

    The fact that he is worried is telling

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter Год назад +31

    Not a rat. A patriotic citizen.

  • @seanwashburn3658
    @seanwashburn3658 Год назад +45

    the weather/whether broadcast was genius. thank you both

  • @meggiko
    @meggiko Год назад +1

    Slow clap for Desi’s bit!! She killed it!

  • @MrCmcag1
    @MrCmcag1 Год назад +1

    Bolton got a mustache exactly like the mad scientist in Felix the cat, lol.

  • @LOwens-xf8yo
    @LOwens-xf8yo Год назад +30

    Desperate to find the traitor in his ranks that ratted on his stacks of documents.
    Exactly how an innocent person might respond

  • @EmmaEffa
    @EmmaEffa Год назад +345

    Trevor is fine, smart and funny. And his crew is stellar!

    • @kikic4899
      @kikic4899 Год назад +17

      I was happy to see Desi, she’s always so sharply funny

    • @kikic4899
      @kikic4899 Год назад +11

      And yea, Trevor is so 😉👍 lol
      He’s really smart too. I’m glad he got this gig. His stand up is fantastic also, but with the show he has more reach.
      Having someone do this job with such a high EQ and a high IQ, and who is so great at explaining everything without dumbing things down, managing to make it understandable to anyone…I mean I just feel like we’re all really lucky to have him ya know?

    • @chocomojo9552
      @chocomojo9552 Год назад +8

      Desi was on fire!!!!!!🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @Tmww-tw5to
      @Tmww-tw5to Год назад

      Well I'm not, but I'll treat you right ▶️

    • @derrickkanda4657
      @derrickkanda4657 Год назад

      I'm not a fans of trevor noah. He only support the left-Wing. And talk propaganda about the right-wing. And The left are 👺

  • @8088I
    @8088I Год назад +1

    He who 'smelt' it, ... :-))

  • @JulesUnboxed
    @JulesUnboxed Год назад +1

    I just saw you in Tulsa, OK on your tour. You were fire! I don’t know how you have the time or energy to do all the things you are doing! I met a friend in OK and it was not easy getting there but you are jet setting all over. Keep it up!

  • @kufitop
    @kufitop Год назад +39

    This whole segment was excellent, but Desi's bit at the end is 🔥.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад +7

      Exactly my first thought after watching the entire segment twice, I love Desi but she just flat nailed it tonight!

    • @kufitop
      @kufitop Год назад +1

      @@oneirishpoet Right?!?

  • @gracegarrison6977
    @gracegarrison6977 Год назад +37

    It was his wife Melania LOL

  • @8772884
    @8772884 Год назад

    Whaaaahahaha that : "Pedar Sag " was amazing,,,,lol

  • @NotMe-tu4hp
    @NotMe-tu4hp Год назад

    oh man I was laughing so hard and rolling on the ground when you said PEDARSAG :)))))))))))

  • @codeffeine
    @codeffeine Год назад +68

    Wow, the ending was not just funny and amazing, I think it reached the level of enlightening. Bravo.

  • @judy-carolbell314
    @judy-carolbell314 Год назад +71

    The best! I mean the Japan population bit that sequed into the "Weather Report". That was a terrific bit of acting between Desi and Trevor. That is a clip to be cherished and re-shown into the future. (A great example for young improv aspirants to study.) The content was so spot-on real. And the timing dramatics impressive. The fact that you could hold the audience with silence for so long. Wow!

  • @dreck443
    @dreck443 Год назад +1

    Clap my seals! Clap👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @lucillecornelius1899
    @lucillecornelius1899 Год назад

    The weather section did me in!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @echung168
    @echung168 Год назад +198

    When Trump can flip quickly on those close to him, those close to him can flip too. It's a race of who flips on who first.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +8

      It's a tragedy that we're speaking of the former president of the United States like he's a Michael Corleone reject.

    • @chino3796
      @chino3796 Год назад +12

      The real tragedy is that some Americans want him back in office.

  • @debrajames6286
    @debrajames6286 Год назад +290

    Finally, someone with the skill and guts to out-trump, at TRUMP'S "Karm-a-Lago" brilliant and EPIC, the end.😂

    • @recklessabandon821
      @recklessabandon821 Год назад

      So... hear me out....
      Trump is fading from the spotlight...
      Fox won't show his speeches... America is trying to forget..
      Suddenly, he has massive publicity.... and there's STILL no secure punishment...
      !0$ says trump ratteed himself out and there's nothing in those boxes that'll hurt him.

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 Год назад

      I see the FBI shot the MAGA supporter..
      He left a note: "In death, as in life, I'd like to be buried on top of my sister".

    • @liuwang2201
      @liuwang2201 Год назад

      Alex Jones Sandy Hook trial take precedence legal action CBS lied about Pfizer or Moderna severe Covid vaccine side effects.

    • @TheScrubExpress
      @TheScrubExpress Год назад +8

      I prefer Mar-a-Lardo

    • @CharleyMK9867
      @CharleyMK9867 Год назад +3

      @@TheScrubExpress 🤣😂😆😂

  • @snowytyler3793
    @snowytyler3793 Год назад

    John Bolton looks like angry Mark Twain 🤣

  • @Day-tm2pb
    @Day-tm2pb Год назад

    Lol, soo true with the play station 😂

  • @Wymorence
    @Wymorence Год назад +35

    JESUS. There's talk going around now that the freaking items the FBI was looking for are nuclear weapons related.

    • @abocas
      @abocas Год назад +2

      And you are MAGA-ready to believe it ... or?

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 Год назад

      @@abocas ruclips.net/video/wdnOEPNMorU/видео.html

    • @Grammy52
      @Grammy52 Год назад +2

      @@abocas I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if trump had documents detailing all our nuclear capabilities and didn’t even know it. His ignorance wouldn’t keep it from falling into the wrong hands.

  • @ResurgentVoice
    @ResurgentVoice Год назад +22

    Desi and Trevor at the end just nailed it! It was so cathartic! Great job!

  • @Coletje
    @Coletje Год назад +1

    The Desi bit was gold

  • @JoseRivera-dt3wl
    @JoseRivera-dt3wl Год назад

    Ahhhh man, Trevor, thank you!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @j9670
    @j9670 Год назад +115

    Honestly, I can't believe the FBI did this to a man who just buried one of his ex-wife at one of his many golf courses!🙄🙂

    • @jtollison
      @jtollison Год назад +5

      Kind of like Teresa Earnhardt, whom had ole Dale buried out back behind the house. Did we forget that Elvis is buried at his house too? I hear using your own land, saves on taxes, or something like that...

    • @Grammy52
      @Grammy52 Год назад +11

      I hope someone checked the casket.

    • @jbtpa895
      @jbtpa895 Год назад +3

      @@Grammy52 Nuclear codes!

    • @doingtherightthing4309
      @doingtherightthing4309 Год назад +1

      Lol not really

    • @luisavalos5813
      @luisavalos5813 Год назад +17

      He buried her at his golf course for a legal loophole that lets you not pay taxes on the property because it’s being used as a cemetery. He used his dead wife for one last grift…

  • @leonardhunter113
    @leonardhunter113 Год назад +88

    Lol 🤣🤣🤣. This is golden. Excellent coverage trevor 👍

  • @debbieapierce6037
    @debbieapierce6037 Год назад

    Thanks again Trevor for adding some great human to the crazy headlines! 🤪 Thanks, Debbie Pierce

  • @djblacks2055
    @djblacks2055 Год назад

    Soooo funny. Killing it ...Trevor

  • @pauljackson4075
    @pauljackson4075 Год назад +15

    Nailed it again Desi! Best routine ever!

  • @kellidinit3725
    @kellidinit3725 Год назад +65

    I gotta say, I really wouldn’t miss Pompeo or Bolton. You know who doesn’t have to worry about rats? People not committing crime.

  • @adrianmetzler2523
    @adrianmetzler2523 Год назад

    That last bit was brilliant.

  • @PicRic
    @PicRic Год назад

    Oh! There's a station called Colbert Plus. Great job guys!

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 Год назад +26

    Merrick Garland is awesome... and I love how paranoid trumps is 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Год назад

      i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 Год назад +28

    There is literally no reason for him to worry about rats, taps, or traps if he hasn't done anything wrong.

    • @noway73
      @noway73 Год назад +3

      EXACTLY!! One of the rights favorite sayings..." If you haven't done anything wrong....what are you worried about"??

    • @goldflo91
      @goldflo91 Год назад +3

      At least, Trump is surrounded by people who are loyal to *America*
      The country he was supposed to serve and make great again 😉

    • @jamaalhorton2343
      @jamaalhorton2343 Год назад +1

      Rats can lie now!!

  • @rottweilerfun9520
    @rottweilerfun9520 Год назад

    The bit with Desi is comedy gold.

  • @foujanparsa2630
    @foujanparsa2630 Год назад

    Thanks Trevor . I respect you more now . At least you are not brainwashed by the media . You have both the courage and intelligence to speak the truth . We , Iranians , will never forget nor forgive , but, even a first grader can tell that these old guys are not worth it to waste a dime on. Especially now that we want to reach an agreement on the jcpoa