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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2022
  • A judge grants Donald Trump’s request for a “special master” in the Mar-a-Lago case, the U.K. has a new conservative prime minister, Amazon’s “Lord of the Rings” casting causes a stir, Omicron-specific booster shots are approved by the FDA, record heat waves hit California, and North Korea sells rockets to Russia. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @annoyed3111
    @annoyed3111 Год назад +1782

    There’s so much corruption in this country it’s truly sickening

    • @AndroidSpirit
      @AndroidSpirit Год назад +21

      Pun intended?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +123

      At least it's on full display now. Donald brought all the nuts out of the woodwork.

    • @lawrup
      @lawrup Год назад

      First

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Год назад

      it Couldn't be worse than 3rd world corruption .

    • @johnpauljones9310
      @johnpauljones9310 Год назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 Especially the nuts at the FBI. They've been caught lying to the FISA Court to get an illegal warrant, caught leaking evidence to the newspapers to attack him, and now top FBI officials have been exposed as protecting Hunter Biden during the 2020 election cycle.

  • @vaporman442
    @vaporman442 Год назад +337

    If any other human on the planet was caught with those empty folders, they would be in Guantanamo until every last document was recovered.

    • @techguy9023
      @techguy9023 Год назад +24

      He needs a special master of cell block 6e to tell him to clean the toilets again and again

    • @berenisemendez5223
      @berenisemendez5223 Год назад

      I wish they would put him there.

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 Год назад +2

      Reality Winner

    • @AmaltheaVimes
      @AmaltheaVimes Год назад +28

      Exactly. Or pretty much anything this crook has done. Any of us would never see freedom again. Immediately.

    • @philcavallini9657
      @philcavallini9657 Год назад +1

      Yup and that phone call u get? Better get a phone card! 😆

  • @mikaelamilazzo5070
    @mikaelamilazzo5070 Год назад +387

    If any regular citizen didn’t pay their taxes, had stolen top secret files, and acted the way he has- would be in prison for the rest of their lives. What a great precedent we’re setting.

    • @lavindir17
      @lavindir17 Год назад

      He paid his taxes. He overpaid in a previous year thats why he didnt have to pay any or as much the next year. He was president. He could declassify any of the docs he wanted. This is another nothing burger. Smh

    • @bradenjamora
      @bradenjamora Год назад +9

      yeah but he's rich so

    • @scottday2016
      @scottday2016 Год назад +29

      Not true. We stole these documents we would be strapped to a chair in a basement in Cuba getting water boarded tell we told every secret we ever had. That’s what would happen

    • @MrGantron414
      @MrGantron414 Год назад

      Hillary did the same thing and kept all that data on a server in her home. Double standard much?

    • @mikaelamilazzo5070
      @mikaelamilazzo5070 Год назад +3

      @@bradenjamora yep so unfortunately nothing will happen 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @tweetiddleydum
    @tweetiddleydum Год назад +39

    So how do we get a "special master" to judge that judge? It's endless the sad state of the legal "system"

    • @Thegenesis757
      @Thegenesis757 Год назад +1

      Our legal system is flawed because of the people with the power to circumvent its purpose or intent. These people are the very people that create and execute our laws at the state and federal level. They want to convince us that it’s raining when they’re actually urinating on our legs when they use words like nationalism and patriotism. Yet, they attempt to vilify those of us that believe in Americanism. I hope Trump is indicted, tried, found guilty and sentenced to spend the rest of his sorry life in federal prison at Ft Leavenworth.

    • @factford
      @factford Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/t8xH0CgRWyk/видео.html
      ...

  • @staffiattoariariacuriri1729
    @staffiattoariariacuriri1729 Год назад +98

    Why is this toddler trapped in a 78 yrs old creepy old man's body always gets away with everything?

    • @spir5102
      @spir5102 Год назад +16

      Rich white man.

    • @scorpnov13
      @scorpnov13 Год назад

      76 ?

    • @12HitCombo
      @12HitCombo Год назад +6

      Rich and white: its a powerful combination.

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 Год назад

      Maybe because a third of the country thinks he's the Second Coming?

    • @adamserafini6945
      @adamserafini6945 Год назад

      He has Putin's money buying off American traitors to get his way

  • @Hooyahfish
    @Hooyahfish Год назад +264

    If I ever get arrested I’m asking for a special master.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Год назад

      Main-Issues with the Democratic Party:
      -Obsessed with Compromises
      -Right-Wing by World-Standdart (yeah)
      -Rachet Effect
      -The intense Stuff explored in "Back to Normal With Biden's Cabinet", a video
      by 'Some MOre News'. C'mon, watch at least Minute 20-30!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +20

      Same here!

    • @michellem4287
      @michellem4287 Год назад +31

      And I want to pick my own Judge.

    • @vicariawilliams6585
      @vicariawilliams6585 Год назад

      Wys

    • @janetarbuckle1831
      @janetarbuckle1831 Год назад +1

      Hello

  • @o07chexican46
    @o07chexican46 Год назад +21

    That first lord of the rings joke made me spit my energy drink out, never change Noah 😆

  • @lmzaadi
    @lmzaadi Год назад +57

    I’d rather have leaders resigning over scandals than just trying to take over the country and not concede 👀

    • @dannykumite
      @dannykumite Год назад +1

      That's the most British thing I've heard

  • @koreydevine7766
    @koreydevine7766 Год назад +171

    Old rich guy gets what he wants from our Criminal Justice System.
    Shocking....

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Год назад +3

      What rich guy keeps doing crowd funding for everything he does?

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Год назад +3

      @@targetseeker just because he gets other people to pay doesn't mean he isn't rich.

    • @rudeboyjohn3483
      @rudeboyjohn3483 Год назад +1

      @@targetseeker Dude...that's like the singular pillar of capitalism. Only rich get money, and get the poor to make money

    • @orlaspring363
      @orlaspring363 Год назад +4

      old rich WHITE guy

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Год назад

      @@targetseeker The only type of rich person there is, the one that knows that in order to stay rich, you use other people's money to reach your goals, certainly not your own.

  • @TCB2023.
    @TCB2023. Год назад +166

    "The J is for January 6th"
    Pure Gold

    • @6gorks
      @6gorks Год назад +6

      @Bob Newton pay attention. Trump's middle initial (John). Noah was making a joke here.

    • @texasflower1212
      @texasflower1212 Год назад

      @@6gorks Loved your response…he has been doing it for years! He always replaces the “J” with something funny!😂

    • @6gorks
      @6gorks Год назад

      @Bob Newton @Bob Newton no worries Bob...I totally get it. If I imbibed I'd probably be hammered too given this ongoing clusterfck.

    • @factford
      @factford Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/t8xH0CgRWyk/видео.html
      ...

  • @patrickthompson9719
    @patrickthompson9719 Год назад +10

    Every single joke was a hit! Had to re-watch the whole episode because it passed so quickly.

  • @Patrik1st
    @Patrik1st Год назад +7

    I love how the crowd cheered for Ronnie and then he reminded them just who he is🤣

  • @ramireznoy
    @ramireznoy Год назад +41

    - Who has ever seen a black elf?
    - The real question is: Who has ever seen any elf?

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 Год назад +361

    Fun facts the judge that approved the special master was actually a judge approved by Donald J Trump and she is completely unqualified for her job

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns Год назад +1

      She also has no jurisdiction. Trump shopped for her.

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 Год назад +41

      Yep. Apparently the only prerequisite to work for Trump is to not have any exp

    • @12HitCombo
      @12HitCombo Год назад +50

      @@LunarSault23 Thats not entirely accurate. The only actual qualification required is loyalty. She just showed she has it.

    • @jus7040
      @jus7040 Год назад +12

      @@12HitCombo a judges only required qualification should not only be loyalty, but knowledge of the laws and the reality, but also enough social competence for not nitpickingly destroying peoples lifes for things like parking tickets or broken tail lights.

    • @dextermorgan4686
      @dextermorgan4686 Год назад +13

      I'm shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

  • @guillo06gaming89
    @guillo06gaming89 Год назад +44

    This is crazy they need a master to check to see whats in those files, if it was one of us we would be doing life in prison the minute they found something like that in our possession🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Год назад

      Hitlery did worse n yet the Feds refused to lock her up cuz they wanted her to be president..

    • @guillo06gaming89
      @guillo06gaming89 Год назад

      @@P71ScrewHead i can careless about her too she is a top dog nothing will happen im talking about us down here🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Год назад

      @@guillo06gaming89 Oh ok, yes I agree, our whole life would be ended.. The Feds are the real problem in this nation.. Especially the CIA..

    • @benrichards9541
      @benrichards9541 Год назад

      Apparently the FBI can’t read, Trump’s house raided for documents he had for 2 years… HA
      Months later and still nothing… again 👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻.
      These “news” Networks need to stay on Trump’s D for TV ratings, I hope their viewers realize one day. It’s embarrassing. Left and right political views need to sort out what’s important.

  • @smart5999
    @smart5999 Год назад +2

    That prime minister joke aged like a fine wine

  • @altonlynch5464
    @altonlynch5464 Год назад +403

    The judge needs to be arrested for obstruction of Justice.

    • @ellzgoespro6568
      @ellzgoespro6568 Год назад +23

      I'm sure some other Trumper judge would overrule the ruling.

    • @le4085
      @le4085 Год назад

      MG needs to indict 45's lawyers for signing off that all documents were turned over to FBI in June . Seizure of 30 more boxes in August is evidence they committed obstruction.

    • @12HitCombo
      @12HitCombo Год назад +5

      No no no stop! That's how Trump supporters think, don't stoop to their level. Just because we don't like a judges ruling doesnt make them a criminal, christ....

    • @crclashers2391
      @crclashers2391 Год назад

      Even though it was well in the jurisdiction of the judge to do so?

    • @ozjohn8657
      @ozjohn8657 Год назад

      @@12HitCombo actually that’s exactly how you people think.

  • @sydneywebbe7737
    @sydneywebbe7737 Год назад +136

    "The J stands for January 6th.". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jifeak
    @jifeak Год назад +5

    As a Brit, I loved the Liz Truss segment. You're silly, Trev!!!

  • @Delia252
    @Delia252 Год назад +319

    Just when you think he finally might get charged/ convicted, another one of his puppets pops up.... absolutely sickening.

    • @marierocher4422
      @marierocher4422 Год назад +1

      It’s called fanatisme.

    • @techguy9023
      @techguy9023 Год назад +14

      He needs a special master in cell block 6d. Clean those toilets again !

    • @cryptoram4203
      @cryptoram4203 Год назад

      thats how we felt about Hilary. Lock Her Up 2024

    • @truth9133
      @truth9133 Год назад

      @@cryptoram4203 TRAITOR trump loathes his cult followers and yet they worship him 🤮

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 Год назад +27

      @@cryptoram4203 but she stood up like an adult and sat and took questions hour after hour

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +975

    This is a full-blown national security crisis quickly on its way to worst-case scenario. What are the current Vegas odds he already sold or gave away at least some of the info?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +82

      I shudder to think which of our enemies has what! Please, please vote!

    • @tyedyeguy69
      @tyedyeguy69 Год назад +13

      3-1

    • @sessahmaru
      @sessahmaru Год назад +48

      48 folders.........of info!!! GONE!!!

    • @Dmagick2010
      @Dmagick2010 Год назад +22

      Gave it to Melania to sell to Russia

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Год назад +1

      Amazing! Liberals circled the wagon when Hillary (who I voted for in 2016) destroyed her server and then Joe TaliBiden buries the Hunter Biden story. Then, this witch hunt continues against Trump?
      Im a right winger, but if liberals were being targeted like this by Republicans I would be equally furious.

  • @odora_allan
    @odora_allan Год назад +1

    Ronnie cheng with his slightly aggressive energy 😂🔥🔥

  • @cusman
    @cusman Год назад +1

    1:05 Putin getting haircuts from N. Korea is hilarious.

  • @britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406
    @britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406 Год назад +1144

    Trevor is honestly one of the highlights of humanity. He's funny and all that but then he's also open minded and considerate in a time when it's so hard to be that (at least for me). He really and truly makes me smile on days when I desperately need it and for that I am so grateful to him and this platform.

    • @sniffiejoe9370
      @sniffiejoe9370 Год назад

      what get me you people know the dems all had slaves and they are all the KKK and the Dems made the jim crow laws and the dems killed dr king and joe Biden voted on the 3 strike law to lock black people of color and you still vote for a man that has destroyed the black community your fools

    • @Woffar
      @Woffar Год назад +9

      Come on funny is very an opinion but you can not lie and say he is open minded.

    • @MH-il1lk
      @MH-il1lk Год назад +13

      Open minded for the Left.

    • @REALACCOUNTABILITY
      @REALACCOUNTABILITY Год назад +1

      @@Woffar where is his close-mindedness at? If your talking about Trump, then he just can't stand people that lie constantly, sold our secrets to the Saudis, GAVE our secrets to the Russians, and still, to this day, is trying to destroy our system of democracy.
      So, if that's what your referring to, then that's just logic, not close-mindedness

    • @gwenmarcus3389
      @gwenmarcus3389 Год назад +8

      I agree.

  • @wiskasIO
    @wiskasIO Год назад +292

    Clearly an innocent man that always has to block any legal procedures against him in the most shady way possible.

    • @adamserafini6945
      @adamserafini6945 Год назад

      They can invite him for questioning under oath of why he had them and lied to the FBI !Being an X president that should not be a problem if his image is that important to him. He SHOULD VOLENTARILY DO IT if he is so innocent of any crimes

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +8

      It's like throwing your wife out for asking to see your phone!

    • @miguelservetus9534
      @miguelservetus9534 Год назад

      Even the devil deserves the full protection of the law.

    • @andrasbiro3007
      @andrasbiro3007 Год назад

      @@miguelservetus9534
      But it seems like only devils get it. You think you'd get similar treatment if the FBI found top secret documents in your closet?

    • @sueblood7793
      @sueblood7793 Год назад +1

      Hunter's FBI

  • @joe83c
    @joe83c Год назад

    "A paper shredder on top of a toilet" classic

  • @publicationreads6918
    @publicationreads6918 Год назад +1

    " where the f*** are the Asians?" 😂😂 My favorite line

  • @sessahmaru
    @sessahmaru Год назад +54

    NOTHING about this situation is at ALL funny. The former president should've been questioned months ago............. THIS WHOLE THING STINKS!!!!! 🥺

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 Год назад +1

      He's been in talks for over a year!

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 Год назад +8

      @@ggjohnson5754 the "talks" seem to consist of the National Archives asking for their papers back for the last 18 months and Trump either: 1) ignoring them 2) giving some of them back and 3) lying about the existence of additional papers. Which brings us to August 8. It ain't over til it's over.

    • @AbidingDude420
      @AbidingDude420 Год назад +2

      He should be on trial for his January 6th attacks.

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi
    @AskMississippiAskMississippi Год назад +769

    “My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

    • @rogelioguerra1754
      @rogelioguerra1754 Год назад +18

      The irony lol 🫠

    • @01010010r
      @01010010r Год назад +18

      Wish we had anything resembling that lol

    • @ellzgoespro6568
      @ellzgoespro6568 Год назад +12

      "Now you know why he built that bomb!" Rita, 2006 "Idiocracy"

    • @crspy1075
      @crspy1075 Год назад +2

      I like how you dont even realize the irony in this LOL

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 Год назад +18

      @@crspy1075 I like how you don't even realize a quote isn't idolizing LOL

  • @sieversen1235
    @sieversen1235 Год назад

    Buying weapons from North Korea is the real life equivalent of getting your guns from Emmet in GTA San Andreas.

  • @edwardsinger7644
    @edwardsinger7644 Год назад +4

    "And the J is for January 6th"
    Trevor has finally outshined Weezy F. Baby with that one.

  • @carolynlogan8011
    @carolynlogan8011 Год назад +786

    Just love Trevor. His honesty is what's so funny. He don't miss a beat.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Год назад +5

      Just like Cody Johnston.

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 Год назад +10

      a great replacement for Stewart

    • @iyeetpaste3797
      @iyeetpaste3797 Год назад +13

      I'm a huge fan of John Stewart for a multitude of reasons, and _really_ wish he'd run for office. When Trevor took over he had some big shoes to fill, and to begin with, I was pretty "meh" in regards to him. But as times gone on he's gotten much more comfortable in the role and made the show uniquely his. Now I look forward to watching every episode.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Год назад

      But I don't like Ronny Chieng. Not funny very often.

    • @iyeetpaste3797
      @iyeetpaste3797 Год назад

      @@marcpeterson1092 Yeah. I agree. I typically turn it off when he's introduced.

  • @tjmctube
    @tjmctube Год назад +161

    The only special master he should be assigned to is a "shower master" in his cellblock.

  • @nfrancis47
    @nfrancis47 Год назад

    I love the rop bit, lol.

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 Год назад

    the law and order references were gold ..
    this is exactly where my degrees come from

  • @temitopeej8407
    @temitopeej8407 Год назад +419

    Special masters are generally used in civil cases to conduct proceedings and report back to the court. And they are generally retired judges and the like. The problem here is that they will need to be read in to review some of these highly classified documents. And that will take some time. Also, both parties have to agree on the person to be appointed. That may be challenging here.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Год назад +7

      Mostly used for materials taken from lawyers.

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 Год назад +72

      That's the point. To delay it as long as possible.

    • @adamserafini6945
      @adamserafini6945 Год назад

      @@maskedmarvyl4774 Delay what the obstruction. They have enough on him for an arrest.

    • @mellie4174
      @mellie4174 Год назад

      The real problem is that there is no legal precedent for this and doing it now means that every criminal can have a special master which costs hugely in time and money thanks to trump's rigged system yet again. I imagine the judge he appointed which gave him one will make sure the master is a trump thumper as well so that he has the best chance of getting all the evidence against him removed from government possession. Yay for the impartial American justice system.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Год назад

      @@satorarepo744 Main-Issues with the Democratic Party:
      -Obsessed with Compromises
      -Right-Wing by World-Standdart (yeah)
      -Rachet Effect
      -The intense Stuff explored in "Back to Normal With Biden's Cabinet", a video
      by 'Some MOre News'. C'mon, watch at least Minute 20-30!

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Год назад +356

    That judge needs to be prosecuted for obstructing a Treason investigation.

    • @cpuram8883
      @cpuram8883 Год назад

      He is doing a wonderful job

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 Год назад

      Why

    • @darkdan3379
      @darkdan3379 Год назад +9

      @@danmatthews5364 she has been paid off?

    • @cryptoram4203
      @cryptoram4203 Год назад +10

      wow throw out every judge until you get one to do what you want, Its the american way after all

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 Год назад

      Explain why

  • @P.G.1966
    @P.G.1966 Год назад +2

    Isn't it great to have friends in high places...to help you out of your criminal activities/ charges???

  • @GregFirstTheRational
    @GregFirstTheRational Год назад +2

    Here one month later: Truss has just resigned exactly as predicted by Trevor lol.
    I'm confused, bc I would have expected this from The Simpsons.

  • @todd8155
    @todd8155 Год назад +79

    Wow, in Britain if the leader of a political party is embroiled in scandals they make them resign. Could you imagine the Republican party asking Donald Trump to resign?

    • @msrutabega7277
      @msrutabega7277 Год назад +12

      I think if that were the case here alot of the GOP would have to resign.

    • @chelton87
      @chelton87 Год назад

      Biden is a senile criminal think the Dems will ask him to step down?

    • @annemosbergen3951
      @annemosbergen3951 Год назад

      Rep Party afraid of asking Don to resign. When cornered, he goes to violence. Don potentially can unleash an armed mob larger than Jan 6 - to rampage across our country. Politicians in peril. Ordinary people in cross-hairs, etc. Some law enforcement, first responders, etc, are Don's supporters - untrustworthy.
      Easy to Mount a Tiger, Hard to Get Off.

    • @factford
      @factford Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/t8xH0CgRWyk/видео.html
      ...

  • @RandomGameCritic
    @RandomGameCritic Год назад +454

    Things that I learned during the Trump administration:
    "Impeachment" and "removal from office" are two separate things.
    Faithless electors are somehow a thing that exists.
    Special masters are also a thing that apparently exists.

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu Год назад +5

      That last one is post administration, though

    • @AnnaMorimoto
      @AnnaMorimoto Год назад

      @@kazemizu Unless... RandomGameCritic somehow learned about the last one way before the rest of us did? Or they're a secret time traveler.

    • @erikrogers8214
      @erikrogers8214 Год назад +3

      Well you should have learned that during Clinton,if you were around then

    • @AnnaMorimoto
      @AnnaMorimoto Год назад +8

      @@erikrogers8214 I wasn't around during Clinton's administration and I'm still not around for Biden's. I'm not from the U.S. and the only reason I care about the American justice system at all is because of entertainment media like Law & Order or The Daily Show With Trevor Noah. Otherwise, I'd much rather spend my time keeping up to date on current issues in my own country.

    • @nobody8328
      @nobody8328 Год назад +1

      @@erikrogers8214 hello, fellow old 🙂
      Most of the folks watching TDS on youtube are, in fact, not old enough to remember the Clinton's presidency.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Год назад +1

    Wow, Trevor’s Prime Minister joke was unbelievably prophetic.

  • @ogunsakinoluwasegun5360
    @ogunsakinoluwasegun5360 Год назад +1

    Trevor you guilty of making us laff 😂🤣when we should be crying 😭😭 for our country ❤💜👍🏾💪🏾👏🏾.

  • @mattsmith4589
    @mattsmith4589 Год назад +103

    Finally Trevor is back 😭 it gets to a point we don't want you to go on vacation 🤣

    • @johnnyvulture6793
      @johnnyvulture6793 Год назад +4

      bro, i also been thinking where is Trevor

    • @anticharlatan5823
      @anticharlatan5823 Год назад +2

      Late night hosts SHOULD NOT take vacations at the same time!

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 Год назад

      @ellen - Just to warn everyone: *"ellen" (or whichever fake name they're using this week) is a spammer. "Last fight" and "It's here finally" just take you to their failed foreign-language travelogue, desperately trying yo increase views*. PLEASE *just report them.* Eventually RUclips will ban all of their shadow accounts and we'll be rid of them.

  • @Wymorence
    @Wymorence Год назад +110

    Have to love how Junior thinks going on Twitter and claiming the FBI is "now acknowledging the folders were empty" is somehow a great defense.

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 Год назад +20

      The nut didn't fall far from the tree...

    • @thepalerider9635
      @thepalerider9635 Год назад +11

      All the Coke and that crazy girlfriend of his really fried what little mind he had

    • @melissaorellana6951
      @melissaorellana6951 Год назад +6

      It isn’t a defense- just makes it worse and he ignores how many weren’t empty…

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Год назад +10

      Junior isn't very bright, he thinks it means his father only stole the containers, he's too dumb to realise it might mean his father stole the contents.

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 Год назад

      @Mot Goaiu - Attention, Readers! *Bon Goaie/Mot Goai/Gelas Peach Chanel (or whatever alias they're using) is just SPAMMING people with better content* that they have - which is *everybody.* "Last fight" just takes you to their *failing foreign-language travel site* - boring. *HARD PASS.*
      I recommend *reporting them* - it's easy, and takes 30 seconds at most. *THANK YOU.*

  • @ioiwut4874
    @ioiwut4874 Год назад

    8:45 okay but that gateway arc/lantern is actually gorgeous. not too flashy but regal still. kudos whoever designed it

  • @mahzad7th
    @mahzad7th Год назад

    I died laughing 😂
    Someone call 911 for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annemosbergen3951
    @annemosbergen3951 Год назад +35

    Don knows what he did. WHAT IS DOJ WAITING FOR? LOCK HIM UP!

  • @blizz2748
    @blizz2748 Год назад +296

    I'm still baffled by how many protect trump. Like seriously. He's admitted to multi page documents of crimes and people still defend him

    • @loreanjenkins3777
      @loreanjenkins3777 Год назад +26

      I know it is sickening

    • @adamserafini6945
      @adamserafini6945 Год назад +15

      Why don't they get him under oath for being a X=president for an interview .He should have nothing to hide to clear up matters rather then risking our national security with a master and all the delays that it will involve risking national security even more.

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 Год назад

      He knew how to pander to the crowd. Hence a cult of morons following the master of morons. It also baffles me how they donate large amounts of money to him believing he's innocent

    • @teenytinytoons
      @teenytinytoons Год назад

      To own the libs.

    • @cliffishot2def
      @cliffishot2def Год назад +11

      He's not black.

  • @garrettjvb
    @garrettjvb Год назад

    It was 117 degrees yesterday in Sacramento California, where I live. Crazy!

  • @AndrewFinney
    @AndrewFinney Год назад +2

    Love it! Your approach is inspirational! I'd love to be a #realestate segment for you. Could be tons of fun! Anyhow... Keep up the amazing content 🤩🤩🤩

  • @godknowsscott8771
    @godknowsscott8771 Год назад +143

    I dnt know how, but these shows always get me Goin, no stress, no drama, I forget about all my woes and I just want to be seeing something new everyday😂

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Год назад

      Survey-Question:
      How aware are you that Democrats are Right-Wing by World-Standart?

    • @rcbutera8071
      @rcbutera8071 Год назад

      You should have had the same passion about completing the third grade!

    • @factford
      @factford Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/t8xH0CgRWyk/видео.html
      ...

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Год назад +42

    The fact That he's like "who spends all this time on this Olivia Wilde and Harry styles drama" and then the camera pans to him and zooms in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 physical comedy through the camera is always the best type

  • @dracula9634
    @dracula9634 Год назад +1

    When I see Boris Johnson my brain automatically pictures the words "Great Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 Год назад

    If he appointments Anakin Skywalker as "Special Master" it would avoid so much conflict.

  • @fazebrown9442
    @fazebrown9442 Год назад +92

    I really do believe, if the founding fathers were alive and in office today, Trump would've never made it alive to a TV or microphone. Trump is hoping to let the midterms be his GET OUT OF JAIL CARD...

    • @sophiarichard2101
      @sophiarichard2101 Год назад

      How are you doing?

    • @locadisa
      @locadisa Год назад

      Well finally someone realizes that Trump is not a dumb man. He's not altogether an idiot. He's a con mam who will take his chances on anything. Yep... he's is banking that the midterm numbers will help his cause. Perhaps his decision to run again.

  • @Froggy77100
    @Froggy77100 Год назад +121

    Washington Post just ran an article stating the following: A document describing a foreign government’s military defenses, including its nuclear capabilities, was found by FBI agents who searched former president Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence and private club last month, according to people familiar with the matter, underscoring concerns among U.S. intelligence officials about classified material stashed in the Florida property.

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 Год назад +14

      How much of an international crisis does this need to be before we can finally send Trump to The Hague?

    • @joker_g7337
      @joker_g7337 Год назад

      Putin would be interested in those European Nuclear secrets.
      Not Saudi Arabia.

    • @annemosbergen3951
      @annemosbergen3951 Год назад

      @@psbox362 Would be lovely - but can't send Don to The Hague. JUSA refused to join International Court of Justice. USA has waged lots of egregious acts to/in other countries e.g. Iraq, Russia & China aren't signatories either - for similar reasons. Sad.

    • @ricardonyman7153
      @ricardonyman7153 Год назад

      Once again a leak from the FBI even after the judge warned against it.so strange how whistle blowers are hunted and prosecuted by the doj and FBI but now that information are regularly leaked to the media the doj and FBI don't do anything.maybe because its about trump.and you still think the FBI and DOJ is not politically biased.????

  • @ANTAGONISTKING
    @ANTAGONISTKING Год назад +2

    Well🤦🏿‍♂️he was right. She's gone already 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @berkmumyakmaz4520
    @berkmumyakmaz4520 Год назад

    Best episode for a long time, loved it:)

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k Год назад +53

    I love how all of the most eventful stuff happens when the comedy shows are on break

  • @drofmah3836
    @drofmah3836 Год назад +207

    So this one judge has jurisdiction over everyone all across the nation to let trump have a master and no other can change this decision? Now that's what I call real power in America

    • @jrsushimaster3
      @jrsushimaster3 Год назад +14

      Power truly does lie in the hands of the people /s

    • @michellem4287
      @michellem4287 Год назад +1

      Just like the 45 Judge who said mask and vax mandates illegal overriding the CDC and endangering public health. Obviously, Presidents are NOT the most powerful people in the world when an Illegitimate Judge can make National decisions.
      #FederalistSocietyFundsFacism
      #NeverTrustARepublican
      #WillTradeRepublicans4Refugees

    • @SpaghettiWithMeatSauce
      @SpaghettiWithMeatSauce Год назад

      It's almost like Trump saw the future and knew he'd get into a sticky situation so he planted people across various parts of government to protect him when the time came

    • @erikrogers8214
      @erikrogers8214 Год назад +9

      No if govt appeals most likely gets reveersed

    • @dave131269
      @dave131269 Год назад +12

      corrupt elitist power

  • @Aa-st6ml
    @Aa-st6ml Год назад

    that ronny chieng segment was brilliant

  • @finnwheetley7353
    @finnwheetley7353 Год назад +1

    Any one of us would already be in prison.

  • @cfwin1776
    @cfwin1776 Год назад +239

    Vladimir Putin is already Donald Trump’s special master.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Год назад +7

      That's who I was thinking of in regards to the video's title, b/c idek WHAT a special master DOES...

    • @NipponAsahi
      @NipponAsahi Год назад +8

      *his boyfriend

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +6

      We all know that’s where the contents of the empty folders went to! Vlad is happy!

    • @OneAdam12Adam
      @OneAdam12Adam Год назад

      AMEN

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten Год назад +2

      nahh, wlad declined to be his special master this time. but saudi prince offered to be his deputy :)

  • @illumi9044
    @illumi9044 Год назад +41

    Ronny: Spock is the only Asian representation we have
    Sulu: *They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine, but you're not fine*

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад +4

      It went unsaid, but I think Ronnie assumed we knew he was talking specifically about non-human characters.

    • @kjkayjay
      @kjkayjay Год назад +2

      ​@@davidlundquist1979 You make no sense. He specifically said Asian character. He's obviously not a big Star Trek fan. It's just a comedy bit so don't be an apologist. He doesn't need it.

    • @divinediva_
      @divinediva_ Год назад +1

      Exactly, I'm like hey wait a minute! Poor Sulu. 😊

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад

      @@kjkayjay He was talking specifically about wanting to see Asians playing non-human characters. I'm not seeing what's so hard to grasp about that. I can't imagine that Ronnie just forgot about George Takei, but Sulu is a human character, and so not relevant to this specific topic.

    • @kjkayjay
      @kjkayjay Год назад

      @@davidlundquist1979 Went back and watched again. You're probably right. Sorry

  • @Random-Draw-Time
    @Random-Draw-Time Год назад +1

    I swear Trevor Noah is inventing a new segment every other episode and it's keeping the graphics team employed.

  • @bkc1965
    @bkc1965 Год назад

    It is clear that the only person suited for the job of "special master" for t-Rump is the one and only Grandmaster Flash.

  • @invincible_idol_mel
    @invincible_idol_mel Год назад +48

    When Trevor talked about Law and Order, I remember John Oliver once saying that Trump has so many lawsuits against him, ‘he exceeds the limits of the F-ing genre’… now I know what that means. Nothing will surprise me anymore…

  • @sisterseverus
    @sisterseverus Год назад +39

    I get that it's a joke, but Ronny saying the Spock is the closest thing to an Asian in Star Trek, when Sulu is RIGHT there

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat Год назад +1

      Oh my

    • @marick791
      @marick791 Год назад +1

      I think Ronny is talking about ST-Strange New Worlds, he probably hasnt watched the original series!

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat Год назад +3

      @@marick791 In SNW, La'an Noonien-Singh
      is a lead role played by Chinese-English actress Christina Chong, T'Pring is a smaller but still important role played by Punjabi-Canadian actress Gia Sandhu, and Kyle (who was white in TOS) is played by Korean-Canadian actor André Dae Kim. So it still doesn't make sense.

    • @divinediva_
      @divinediva_ Год назад +1

      I mean right there! 😂

  • @stellajoseph3383
    @stellajoseph3383 Год назад

    You always make me feel better Trevor

  • @vegardstensen4815
    @vegardstensen4815 Год назад

    Ronny Cheng should have his own show.

  • @infinity_best129
    @infinity_best129 Год назад +121

    I don't care what ever Trevor Is talking about I just love watching him

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +6

      He can make almost everything funny!

    • @miakiser3210
      @miakiser3210 Год назад +4

      U Read My Mine!Cheers🙏❤❤❤❤❤

    • @sarfuzzaman6912
      @sarfuzzaman6912 Год назад

      @@miakiser3210 7

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Год назад +1

      That's Trump-like though.

    • @miakiser3210
      @miakiser3210 Год назад

      7❓ Did I say something wrong?I don't kno what u mean 7? I'm sorry,I commented light❤..🙏

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 Год назад +109

    The delay is all he wanted
    He got it

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +28

      We need a different judge. Maybe one who didn't work for the defendant.

    • @quecreations3244
      @quecreations3244 Год назад

      He needs a 24 month delay

    • @Bass_pn
      @Bass_pn Год назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 true

    • @nowonami2524
      @nowonami2524 Год назад

      2:54 not saudi, you coward sell-out. to those chosen ones who shall not be named. expect judges and special masters to protect them.

    • @adamserafini6945
      @adamserafini6945 Год назад

      Putins money said so after Trump and elements of the GOP laundered it.

  • @graceyoung8523
    @graceyoung8523 Год назад

    I was so caught up in The News I forgot how fun it is to hear it from your show

  • @YourRealDaddy
    @YourRealDaddy Год назад +2

    Why do they need a "Special Master" if Trump declassified the documents as he said?

  • @nissahauer4309
    @nissahauer4309 Год назад +46

    To be a special master to review these documents they need the high clearance to review them

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Год назад +4

      They make it sound like they need to hire a Moth Priest in order to interpret what the Elder Scroll is trying to say. Those priests usually end up blind in the process, but man, do they KNOW shj+ 😬

    • @gringa978
      @gringa978 Год назад +1

      @@Echo81Rumple83 maybe they need a moth priest instead of a special master!

    • @intuitlife
      @intuitlife Год назад +5

      It's just a way to drag it longer
      Trying to drag it pass election period

    • @nowonami2524
      @nowonami2524 Год назад

      2:54 not saudi, you coward sell-out. to those chosen ones who shall not be named. expect judges and special masters to protect them.

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 Год назад

      @ellen - *Reported for spam.*

  • @martinnijs8317
    @martinnijs8317 Год назад +6

    A judge in Florida decided .....we get it!

  • @Blazilla81
    @Blazilla81 Год назад +1

    how is a judge appointed by the person under scrutiny allowed to rule on anything concerning said persons investigation? no conflict of interest there?

  • @crecasens
    @crecasens Год назад +2

    Well quite a few attorneys and retired judges out there say that they believe this will be overturned. There is no need for a special master when the documents are already marked as confidential, classified, highly classified. He took them after he was no longer president therefore he has no right to those documents. They belong to the United States. Not to an individual! This is crazy… it needs to be overturned!

  • @WaterNinjaFrog
    @WaterNinjaFrog Год назад +35

    i dont understand how a trump appointed judge was even allowed to rule on the case because how is that unbiased

  • @ellenl5626
    @ellenl5626 Год назад +19

    Trevor and Ronny, the perfect comedy couple!

  • @rjright7373
    @rjright7373 Год назад +1

    "Watergate" comes to mind whenever I think about Trump. Trevor is hilarious, Trump is delirious.

  • @danieljgore1
    @danieljgore1 Год назад +1

    Ronny brings so much value to his segments

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess Год назад +128

    Trevor, today we learned he also stole nuclear documents, like we suspected.

    • @Zeorymer300
      @Zeorymer300 Год назад +22

      Foreign nuclear docs which arguably could be even worse for our nation…

    • @gummybearchewy5444
      @gummybearchewy5444 Год назад +16

      He also had information on active American Spies if I remember correctly.

    • @roan9914
      @roan9914 Год назад +1

      Yep there goes any even slim sliver of the bogus declassification argument, presidents do not have sole authority to declassify nuclear documents

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 Год назад +2

      @@gummybearchewy5444 Which may explain why the CIA had an unusual uptick in deaths after Trump took office.

    • @valensignis
      @valensignis Год назад +2

      @Soul ByThePound idk, sounds like you're just making stuff up about them making stuff up.

  • @DMRoper1
    @DMRoper1 Год назад +20

    The DOJ should SO appeal this. Not only is it a pointless ruling, they should investigate that judge too.

  • @jannanijland5336
    @jannanijland5336 Год назад

    Trevor you nailed it. Again! "But if those creatures have a tan, it's just not believable anymore" hahaha

  • @DCMarvelMultiverse
    @DCMarvelMultiverse Год назад

    We should have post-presidency investigations for every former presidents.

  • @noahkirkpatrick8912
    @noahkirkpatrick8912 Год назад +61

    The folders are empty because he used them for reading material and then realized he was out of toilet paper I'm pretty sure it happened at the White House

    • @lara-ce2kg
      @lara-ce2kg Год назад +9

      No way !!!! Trump can read?

  • @ChooseCompassion
    @ChooseCompassion Год назад +30

    Thank you thank you thank you Trevor!
    I don’t think the majority of the world knows what’s going on and I’m glad you bring things to our attention with humor.

  • @darrylhaynes9208
    @darrylhaynes9208 Год назад

    He really missed the ketchup
    With donald Trump joke here.
    The ketchup on the wall.

  • @stephaniesmith4626
    @stephaniesmith4626 Год назад +1

    A special master is not unheard of in criminal cases especially involving high profile people, I honestly see nothing untoward about this, unless they appoint someone shady, then we call complain.

  • @immortalasirpa6006
    @immortalasirpa6006 Год назад +14

    Department of Justice should appoint *Edward Snowden* to be the special master.

  • @sinajebraili8104
    @sinajebraili8104 Год назад +49

    I love this show. I'm not sure what makes it different from other shows but I guess his warm and strong performance is.

  • @coolb05
    @coolb05 Год назад

    Special Master and black elves. Was really hoping for Dulce on this one lol.

  • @N0izyb0i
    @N0izyb0i Год назад

    You know who could legally be a special master....Hilary

  • @caryngreenberg8580
    @caryngreenberg8580 Год назад +24

    Absolutely my favorite. We need more Trevors in the world ❤️

  • @DreamingCatStudio
    @DreamingCatStudio Год назад +23

    Just another delaying tactic. What a worm.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +6

      Don't insult worms! They help plants grow. I'm sure one of Donald's burger farts have killed countless plants!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 Every time Trump farts, a koala blows its brains out. 😢

    • @DreamingCatStudio
      @DreamingCatStudio Год назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 You make a great point!

  • @dianemitchell1717
    @dianemitchell1717 Год назад

    So the DOJ is not going to appeal this ludicrous ruling? Whose side are they on?

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile4215 Год назад

    I thought the same thing with the “special master” thing 😂 I was thinking more along the lines of a Sith Master though.

  • @suezbell1
    @suezbell1 Год назад +59

    Trevor: thank you for making it real and making me laugh at the same time.