I love how this video seems to be designed for people who’s first instinct when they’re parachute doesn’t work is to whip out their phone and look up this RUclips video. If any skydivers are currently watching this video while skydiving, I applaud you on your excellent grip.
So, this is random since you posted this literally years ago, but it just occurred to me that this video actually saved me from breaking my legs and/or possibly dying while ziplining in Honduras. So, in the tourist city or Copan, one of the many things you can do is a ziplining course around the nearby mountains. It's a good time, but it's quite primitive as ziplining courses go. You're given gloves with metal half-pipes in the palms and taught how to break your self, what hand signals to look for, etc. Well, I'm a larger person (about 315lbs) and most people who choose to do this particular excursion are not that heavy, so the staff was not as accustomed to teaching someone my size what to do. I figured out pretty early on that I had to brake myself more aggressively than they were telling me because of my sheer mass making me move faster across each Zipline than most other folks and of course that increase in inertia compared to the others made it harder for me to slow down and stop. So, one one particular zipline, I realized I was going way faster than I should be and attempted to slow myself, but the instructor at the other end signaled me to speed up, so I did as he said and sure enough, that was the wrong call. As I got closer to the tree in front of me, I aggressively broke with little success to slow myself and immediately did a panic analysis of the situation and any information I had to save me from certain injury. This video came to mind and I used the advice about keeping my keep soft and not attempting to push against the ground. I used the advice, let my legs collapse beneath me as I hit the tree and escaped unharmed. So thank you! Your video saved at least one person (myself) from injury 😁
There's other situations were you might fall from quite dangerous heights (not many, but some, and most of them woudln't give you more than 5 seconds to prepare for landing)
After all these years I still enjoy watching this video when anxiety strikes. Idk why, but it helps me calm down and realise to not take everything too seriously
Imagine being one of the medics that went to save the guy, and when you see their dead body lying on the floor you can hear the voice of some dude talking about Al Roker coming out of their headphones.
Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
I can't even afford to buy a airplane ticket while having a 3 year old clerk job in the biggest bank in the world (In terms of no. of branches). Perks of living in a "Poor Developing Country".
Thank you, Austin McConnell for saving my brothers life today. I respect you so much because my brother watched this video the day before he went sky diving, massive respect, he is in stable condition.
when he says don’t land in water, hitting water at that speed is like hitting straight concrete, and if you manage to survive that you’ll just break like literally everything and then drown, a sad, broken, parachute-less potato
@@abookwing Completely false, Mythbusters and many other, even more skilled scientists, have proved that myth wrong years ago. Don't believe everything you see at first glance
@@tellurye Well depends on the material, water is a *definite* death, you'd want to try and find soft materials, as said in the video. Obviously don't aim for concrete either! Or trampolines... you'd just fall right through those, and ruin some poor kids day!
I’m falling out of an airplane and this video is going to be helpful because I definitely have five minutes to watch the video and follow instructions. Thank you
@@buckyisdizzy Yeah, if you fall in a water from that high, it'll crush you. Also, according to science, when Moana jumped into the realm of monsters, in the water, she shouldn't have survived that
@Some characters aren't allowed Well isn't that because of test cases, there have been less people at the air fields, so the ratio could be incorrect, and not necessarily able to be compared to the road. Which has way more accidents, and fatalities, plus being so wildly assessable.
@@TheTrooper1878 slime block? why would anyone bring a slime block when skydiving(flying with elytra) in minecraft you need to use water but not a salty water cause salty water will definitely break your bones cause from that height you will break your bones or die its a 50/50 chance
if a skydiver were actually watching this with a failed parachute and died on impact, two and a half minutes of this video would just be talking to a dead person
Had a dream today that made me come back to this video, and I was gratified that I was remembering right about landing on your feet even though it sounds ridiculous. Thanks dude if I'd fallen out of the sky in the past year you could've saved my life
you would hear all the instructions before hitting the ground because they are in the first 2 minutes and you have 74 seconds to fall so at 2x speed you would hear them about 10 seconds before landing
Not a good idea to land in water, especially because of the impact, you'll hit it like its cement. Imagine a belly flop but a 100 times worse and and all your bones are broken. That's as exact as I can get.
Trevor manzo the pain wouldn’t be intense, you’re in shock. you’d definitely be in pain after the fact, but a hospital can get you some pain killers and surgery for your inevitably broken bones.
Actually, this is a surprisingly inspiring survival video 😂 When fighting for your life - in any situation - don't panic, try to slow down the fall, reach out for resources, calculate what's sacraficable, minimalize damage, prepare for and keep trought the pain, think about the story you'll tell, keep the hope of tomorrow aflame, stay awake. Rage against the dying of the light.
: such an underrated comment xD (edit it was underrated a long time ago literally six months) also dang just realised how many likes my comment has- o-O
@@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 holy shit imagine how far down you would be, your ears would definitely explode from that instant pressure change and it would be horrifying
@@xeanderman6688 The best part is that the instructor really said it to me when I was in the military about to jump from an airplane. hahaha (cries in brazilian portuguese while falling from the sky)
Hi. I wrote a book. It's on sale now. ruclips.net/video/sIipouhQLK8/видео.html
Congrats
stargnoC
hi
ok
Noice taa
I just imagine my dead body with my phone in my hand saying “You still there?”
jeez lol
Of I could like a comment more than once, I would
Same!
fucking wheeze
The captions say "Yes but I've become a pretzel"
AustinMcConnell: “you have 74.25 seconds until you hit the ground”
30 Second Non skip-able AD: “I have you right where I wanted”
lol how in 2020 you allow ads?
Well, it is a little harder to set up youtube ad blockers on phones compared to computers, so that might be part of it.
@@venoltar RUclips Vanced
@Samartj Khandelwal yeah, for Android. But what about iOS?
That’s why you get RUclips premium
"get as flat as humanly possible"
that's about to happen in 74.25 seconds
lol
Best comment
@@nadiarey4196 my mom is dead
@@peanutbleach1012 dope
Lmao
For those falling in the sky with a broken parachute, the solutions start at 0:24
Yeah I'd probably look for a highly liked top comment linking to the key information, like many videos tend to have
So thanks
yheaaaaaaaaaa@@SamariumHelium
@@SamariumHelium that’s why I’m here 👍🏻
Well, the first "solution" is about 24 seconds of him telling you to CALM DOWN as you're likely losing your shit.
🤣🤣🤣I so love the idea that someone whose parachute failed would first go to RUclips
He sounds like he legitimately wants you to stay awake. He really is concerned for you
I think your mentality is the least of his concerns tbh
Im the 666th like
watching this at 3am so yeah it makes sense
You'd be dead by the time this vid is over
@Mikkebak The Anime Fan why yes it is
Q: What is the last thing to go through your brain after your parachute fail?
A: Your legs
Eric Daniel yooooo
N O O O O H
Poor Pewdiepie, he doesn’t have legs.
Assassinbunny ...why. Just stop
Kate_firefist no sense of humor?
"Get as flat as humanly possible"
That's what we're trying to avoid actually
Lol
Green Tea dummy T H I C C
This comment deserves more love
Oh my gosh, these types of jokes are like puns by now xD
Laughed my ass off at that 😄
I love how this video seems to be designed for people who’s first instinct when they’re parachute doesn’t work is to whip out their phone and look up this RUclips video. If any skydivers are currently watching this video while skydiving, I applaud you on your excellent grip.
''u will break your legs"
"BUT THATS OKAY!"
Im not going to parachute.
welp but you will survive at least... or dont?
1000th like
You mean- go skydiving or something..
My legs hurt
That would be a 0.0007 percent chance that would happen
Dude actually stressed me out by repeating "calm down" when I was perfectly relaxed and waiting for instant death to smash me
You’re saying this as if you actually watched this video while falling... you didn’t, did you?
@@ethanhunter8763 no, but I would have loved to watch what is pictured as me to die
@@ethanhunter8763 wait you didn't google this while falling because you forgot to pack your parachute?
420th like 😱😳😀🥶
The devils in the details...
“If your reserve parachute fails, you’ve got the rest of your life to enjoy the view.”
-Johnny from Regular Show
Yea... At least go to after life happy
@@MathisEEZ So true😆
Doctor's advice
MathisEZ but how you is falling
Yeah so aprox 60secs
So, this is random since you posted this literally years ago, but it just occurred to me that this video actually saved me from breaking my legs and/or possibly dying while ziplining in Honduras.
So, in the tourist city or Copan, one of the many things you can do is a ziplining course around the nearby mountains. It's a good time, but it's quite primitive as ziplining courses go. You're given gloves with metal half-pipes in the palms and taught how to break your self, what hand signals to look for, etc.
Well, I'm a larger person (about 315lbs) and most people who choose to do this particular excursion are not that heavy, so the staff was not as accustomed to teaching someone my size what to do. I figured out pretty early on that I had to brake myself more aggressively than they were telling me because of my sheer mass making me move faster across each Zipline than most other folks and of course that increase in inertia compared to the others made it harder for me to slow down and stop.
So, one one particular zipline, I realized I was going way faster than I should be and attempted to slow myself, but the instructor at the other end signaled me to speed up, so I did as he said and sure enough, that was the wrong call. As I got closer to the tree in front of me, I aggressively broke with little success to slow myself and immediately did a panic analysis of the situation and any information I had to save me from certain injury.
This video came to mind and I used the advice about keeping my keep soft and not attempting to push against the ground. I used the advice, let my legs collapse beneath me as I hit the tree and escaped unharmed.
So thank you! Your video saved at least one person (myself) from injury 😁
That was intense. I'm glad you're fine now.
You learned how to break yourself? That doesn't sound very fun...
*"Okay you still there?"*
Me: **dead**
*"Good, good, that's good!"*
xDDD
XDD
XD
X
/
Guy's parachute: *fails*
Guy: *pulls out phone and searches for this video*
Video: *plays an ad*
Guy:
Should've used Google
Well, the good news is, there are no ads in this video :)
Cyka blyaaaat
@@goldikis3104 There is one at the beginning
*Oh shi-* rip..
Me: nah, I dont need to watch it...
My brain: "just in case"
altough i dont think ill ever go parachuting same
Weren't you already dead professor Snape?
Yeah
There's other situations were you might fall from quite dangerous heights (not many, but some, and most of them woudln't give you more than 5 seconds to prepare for landing)
Me too pal
After all these years I still enjoy watching this video when anxiety strikes. Idk why, but it helps me calm down and realise to not take everything too seriously
😊
Well yeah at least you’re not the one falling with a failed parachute 😂
"You still there?"
Me: *dead*
"Ok, ok good, that's good"
sad
Sad parachute noise
Lol
Thinking the same thing, props to you
Imagine being one of the medics that went to save the guy, and when you see their dead body lying on the floor you can hear the voice of some dude talking about Al Roker coming out of their headphones.
I'm picturing myself laying dead on the ground with a video playing on my phone "still there?.....good....good that's good"
lmao
Dude no way thats what I was doing and picturing the ambulance seeing what I was watching
bruh, im fuckin dying here, almost spilled my drink!
Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.
I died reading this
Me: Ha, ill probably never been in this situation
My brain: Better safe than sorry
A Triggered Boi
Everyone have the same brain I guess ! 😆
Exactly
Same
A Triggered Boi Yikes
Not me Id rather embrace death 🙂
props to whoever actually looked up "What to do if your parachute fails" when their parachute failed
"I'll never go jumping out of a plane..."
My brain: Better safe than sorry.
|\_|\__|\______|\______________________
Better safe than sorry....better safe than sorry.....
I can't even afford to buy a airplane ticket while having a 3 year old clerk job in the biggest bank in the world (In terms of no. of branches). Perks of living in a "Poor Developing Country".
I have an excuse to never go parichsuting I’m scared of heights
@@heybroski2853 me too
I wanted to skip this video but my brain was like:
"Dude you never know"
Lol same
Same
same
musix same
😂😂
They way he's talking makes it sound like this was specifically made for a skydiver to just pull out their phone and watch
If you're falling put the video in 2X and maybe you will make it to the part you are needing
So fucking true 😂
no shit, thats the point
You is assjack
@@francoquispe656 IMAGINE IF YOUR JUMPING OVER AN OCEAN AND CANT FIND SNOW SWAMP OR TREES
As someone currently falling 12500 feet I can say this video is very informative and helpful to my situation. I can’t wait to be on the today show!!!!
@@wendellparham5545 bro it was joke…
@@wendellparham5545🤦♂️
Video: “Calm down, calm down, cALM DOWN”
Me, who will most likely never be in anything close to this situation: * p a n i c s *
Shit 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Bro for some reason when he said that I was gonna break my legs my heart started racing
*f a k*
PANIK
“Don’t land in the water”
Minecrafters: “He’s just mad that he misses it every time”
LMAOOOOO
OOF O OO OOOOOOOOF OOF OOF OOF O OO OOOOOOF
Oof
Lol
LMAOOOOOO IM DEAD XD
Here's a fun thought: If the 17 million people who watched this video all went skydiving, odds are this would happen to 119 people with all 119 dying.
Oh jeez-
Thanks, I hate it.
r/theydidthemath
technacally 1.19 people survived (dont ask the 0.19 people they were a litle bit „special“)
I love math
You just saved 22M people falling out of the sky. Thank you for your service, solider
He’s talking so urgently it sounds like someone currently falling is watching
that was me
i'm dead now
Ik, lol 😂
because they are
No shit that's why he made this video
Can y’all calm your tits, they’re joking
Me: *sees video* nah I don’t need it
My brain: just in case...
Prickly_cactus 1 AHAHAHAHSH, I HAD DO THAT
Omg me too hahaha
same here
I thought that too😂😂
Ok
'If you're confused about which direction the ground is--'
'It's where _yOur're_ heAdinG _Towards_ '
oR is iT? *Insert x - files music*
Or is it ?
-Vsauce
Thank you, Austin McConnell for saving my brothers life today. I respect you so much because my brother watched this video the day before he went sky diving, massive respect, he is in stable condition.
wow
Did he break both his leg
Okay, if this is a joke, it's a really bad one, because there's no indication that you're joking.
i guess he simply refused to jump
He really talking like we just looked this up as we were falling.
You mean you didn't?! how else was i going to learn how to survive?
@@sugoistalin7809
Watch it before hand. I've never been sky diving in my life but now I have this information handy.
@@godbearxd bud, pal, fella, i was joking.
h e l p
Lol, this man talking like he doesn't know the only reason 15 million people watched this is because they were falling from 12,500 ft.
Instructions not clear. Accidentally ended up alive and unhurt.
Aditya Chatta CSA *through body cast* fucking lucky bitch
you must be in creative mode
@@minhozee8105 must be.
So how’d you do the invincible cheat code?
This video is so pointless... you can just equip an elytra and fly
Bad news: My parachute just failed and I'm plummeting to my death.
Good News: You just earned a life long subscriber.
How you feeling buddy?
Can't talk right now. On my way to talk about a film adaption for the book. And I haven't even written the book yet.
No joke tho?
@@charliedawson6318 who will be playing you in the movie.
@@derick115_1 Someone who is way less authentic I'm sure.😂
This is one of my fav RUclips videos. I keep comming back here from time to time, very creative and I want to be prepared for when my parachute fails
-falls out of plane, parachute fails
*hmm, i better go on youtube and figure out how to fix this*
Google it. Saves time and your data
What else are you supposed to do
You get an ad. And it buffers.
DiMuro Beats what would you do tho? A good visual is better than reading
@@jorgecorpus8397 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:39
Audio: “You still there?”
Captions: “Yes but I became a pretzel”
Wait what
XD
*GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!*
Ryan Munyon stfu the commenter was actually grammatically correct, he fixed the caption
Ryan Munyon why do you have to have an attitude does it benefit you
"You're about to break your legs"
People with no legs: It was a good life.
Well on the bright side, if you have no legs, you are physically incapable of jumping out of an airplane.
Giorno what’s your dream?
@@captainpotatochips1367 come on now let the man live his dream and help him off the plane with a friendly push :D
@@vhonhernandez7681 (then his parachute breaks) lol
You wiggle out
Instructions unclear, my brother had this video played last on his RUclips history before he died of a parachute fall.
"What do I do if my parachute fails?"
Google: Focus
Bing: Die
Yahoo: •_•.... -_-
Google: You have cancer in the heart
Internet explorer won’t load until you already hit the ground
page 2 of google: perish
Who else watches the video while falling out from plane?
Me: never parachuted in my life and never will.
Also me: i should watch this just in case.
You read my minds 😉👌
relatable
Same😂
Just in case of not doing it never!!!
Same
"It's where you're heading towards." Instant like.
"Just read this comment." Instant like.
That is exacly what I said
saaame haha
@@permadashto whom?
Me, or the commentor guy?
700th like lol
For skydivers skip to 0:23 for more time
Me: Skydiving is stupid, I would never do that and I’m barely ever on planes anyway.
Brain: *Watch it.*
zαck yep pretty much me to
Skydiving is not stupid
I can relate.
3KA batman
3KA catman
Video: Calm down calm down calm down.
Me: *drops phone*
Rip
Ok just speed towards your phone you’ll be fine just do it like in pubg or fortnite
*FUUUUUUUUUU-*
Same bro
REEEE
You won’t find many negative reviews of parachutes on the internet.
Lol i wonder why
@@devlinlewis9507 because there dead
@@clutchz4009 r/whooosh
@@clutchz4009 r/wooosh
@@clutchz4009 r/whooosh
thanks, you saved my life. i opened youtube on my phone and watched this while falling.
"Yes, but I became a pretzel."
No, you became a seal for the Soviet Union.
I had the same problem
XD for those who missed it, that was what the captions said at 1:38
Captions
Im 15, never gone skydiving and I have an essay due tomorrow, but i kinda need to know what happens if my parachute fails
I mean-- who knows `v(=.=)v`
Same, but 16 XD
Same
Two weeks later... Did you survive?
@@raulaguilargomez8608 hello there, nice to see people still watching this video
when he says don’t land in water, hitting water at that speed is like hitting straight concrete, and if you manage to survive that you’ll just break like literally everything and then drown, a sad, broken, parachute-less potato
im already a sad broken parachute-less potato
-but if you throw something at the water just before you hit it, it breaks the tension and you have a higher chance of survival.
@@abookwing source?
@@abookwing Completely false, Mythbusters and many other, even more skilled scientists, have proved that myth wrong years ago. Don't believe everything you see at first glance
@@tellurye Well depends on the material, water is a *definite* death, you'd want to try and find soft materials, as said in the video. Obviously don't aim for concrete either! Or trampolines... you'd just fall right through those, and ruin some poor kids day!
"If you don't know which way the ground is, its the direction you're heading towards" had me dying
If ur parachute fails, don’t panic. You’ve got your whole life to fix it
Nice one
I think it goes "you'll have the rest of your life to fix it" but still funny
Don’t get it
NZO official Because if you’re falling and your parachute doesn’t work then you’re probably going to die, meaning the rest of your life.
L
Fun fact : this video is manually demonetized so you won’t get ads when you actually need this.
Ok is this a joke or is this legit? If so, how do you know this? (Edit) hindsight is 20/20
@@mightymarlin97 lol
Lol 😂
Nah ad just played on this on my phone.
i got an ad as i read this
Austin: *Don’t land in the water*
Minecraft player: No, I think I will.
Thats exactly what i though lmao
WATERDROP!
Well. He wont survive
MLG WATER BUCKET BRUH
!
Y u read my mind
I’m falling out of an airplane and this video is going to be helpful because I definitely have five minutes to watch the video and follow instructions. Thank you
“Whatever you do, DONT LAND ON WATER!”
Steve: Hold my bucket
this comment is the fucking definition of "reddit moment"
「Za Verso」 can’t say I disagree with that notion
Lowkey Audacity you’ll break your legs in water
@@Puppycodedseth I-
@@buckyisdizzy Yeah, if you fall in a water from that high, it'll crush you. Also, according to science, when Moana jumped into the realm of monsters, in the water, she shouldn't have survived that
My parachute: fails
Me: pulls out phone to find out what to do
"off line. Try again later."
@@johntao6822 "shieeeeeeet"
Everyone download this video so you can actually use thisq
John Tao hey mom, yeah it's me again, I don't think I'll be coming home today
30 secs later :
You knowing that u will die: starts playing coffin dance
"Did you know that there's 0.0007% chance that this will happen to you?"
Yup cause you just taught me how to not to skydive in the first place
@Some characters aren't allowed Well isn't that because of test cases, there have been less people at the air fields, so the ratio could be incorrect, and not necessarily able to be compared to the road. Which has way more accidents, and fatalities, plus being so wildly assessable.
the 10k people who disliked are the ones who well...
*had some little misfortunes*
Sir, im falling towards my inevitable doom and you've already wasted 20 seconds
I was expecting a 3 second video with: “Die”
Got u to 69 likes
1k like
@@maxgoodwin7534 Thank u 4 the beautiful number made
who were you expecting, bill wurtz?
Same
Tomorrow in the newspaper: "man survives parachute fail by watching a tutorial on how to survive a parachute fail mid air"
Too bad I had to watch 10 seconds of ads
Clicks on video while falling
Goddammit ads
Parents sue RUclips
Parents get rich
Falling makes your parents money
Also.. Tomorrow kid survives.. Puts footage on youtube
"surviving without parachute" challenge created
Instructions Unclear: * *DIED IN THE PLANE* *
Idk why this comment doesn't have more likes
thisura D damn dems some bad dice rolls
I agree I died in plane after hamster entered hoover
In the plane? Lol
Angry Potato woosh
it’s great that if someone needed this video as they were falling that they would still have to watch ads
I probably will never go skydiving but my mind is telling me
“Just In Case”
Sameeee!
That is EXACTLY why I am saving this video.
ItsYaBoy W-what?
Foundation
Same but probably i will forget that xD
Title: "What To Do If Your Parachute Fails"
Me: "Die, Duh"
Underrated
Taking my chances...
Wrong
Wow this comment is doing way better than I expected
Exacly
Austin: don't land on water
[angry minecrafter noises]
First reply
Not Andrews no one fking cares
Third reply
Fourth reply
Fifth reply
Fun fact: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
“Oh no! My parachute failed! What should I do!?”
*pulls out phone to watch video*
Act like you jumped of a build in some assassin's game and do the leap of faith
i mean what other choice do you have
@@silverbloodborne9495 WHERES MY HAY STACK EZIO I NEED IT
*dies anyway*
But you don’t have time to watch this whole video you only have 74.25 seconds!
What to do when your parachute fails:
18 million people: *As if I'd ever parachute, but okay*
Skydive? Lol. Ima go parachute
u mean skydive
@@shadered6955 what are u talkin bout
Including you xd
Just in case
“AVOID THE WATER”
Well if this doesn’t work...
**Pulls out Totem of Undying*
No, that's stupid. Just enchant your boots with Feather Falling IV
@@TheTrooper1878 but its still useless it can only go 40- of blocks you can still take damage
@@Kuromitsu7 Then place a slime block under you
@@TheTrooper1878 slime block? why would anyone bring a slime block when skydiving(flying with elytra) in minecraft you need to use water but not a salty water cause salty water will definitely break your bones cause from that height you will break your bones or die its a 50/50 chance
No just use your revive
A true gamer had one on hand 24/7
if a skydiver were actually watching this with a failed parachute and died on impact, two and a half minutes of this video would just be talking to a dead person
If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Genius 😂
Aw maaaaan
kpun48 that’s accurate
Uh, well um... your not rong
Am I retarded
Imagine if you googled this up while falling
Oh hey mr ho rizin
Rather Order a Parachute online.
Here Are Results From Wikipedia:
That's probably why guy in video speaks fast, so you would have time.
the internet would be so slow that you would probably hit the ground by the time its done loading
"Don't land in the water"
The man who literally flies over the ocean: goodbye cruel world
Minecrafters: Impossible
XD
@@trip6018 lol
Don't land in water, bring a water bucket and kill the fall damage by doing an MLG water bucket save, and get a movie for you for that.
Smh just rejoin and you will kill the fall
Had a dream today that made me come back to this video, and I was gratified that I was remembering right about landing on your feet even though it sounds ridiculous. Thanks dude if I'd fallen out of the sky in the past year you could've saved my life
*How to survive a parachute failure*
Brain:- "C'mon, you'd never ever need that!"
Heart:- "watch it, _JUST IN CASE_ 👀"
I watched it while falling so its definently worth watching incase
Exactly
1000th like
Wait the heart has eyes?!
Yup
i feel the need to watch this even though i’ll probably never be in the situation but i’m paranoid
same here
😱😱😱
Don't say never.
@@gionicol_ fbi open up you just said it
Just watch it before you jump.
Same
If your confused about where the ground is, it’s *where you’re heading towards*
Lol
@@404-x6t lmaooo, hello FBI
That was my favorite part of the video😂
I automatically thought _,you don't say?_
"I started to wonder why the ground was getting bigger, then it hit me."
I've never done skydiving or anything even close but this video has enraptured me like no other before its almost mesmerising.
*YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS*
Fuck it ima just die
LucasArg BUT THAT’S OKAY
Noice!
LucasArg yeah I lost 3/4 of my soda from this part lol
LucasArg.
Normal tutorials: now just wait for the eggs to finish cooking
Surviving your parachute failing: you WILL break your legs
Better than dying
@@themilkman4585 true
666 likes
I like how he said it like you're watching this video while falling.
He should have talked faster, even at 2x speed you'll have hit ground before hearing all the instructions :(
I am
you would hear all the instructions before hitting the ground because they are in the first 2 minutes and you have 74 seconds to fall so at 2x speed you would hear them about 10 seconds before landing
@@kaischreurs2488 gotta grab ur phone and youtube the vid in the remaining 10 seconds xd
yeah that is going to be a problem
Thanks, the 2 unskippable 30 second ads also really helped me understand on a higher level of intellect
“Don’t land in water”
Me: frantically searches for Feather Falling IV boots
Picks frost walker instead
"shit"
@@themandalorianbb8 I was just about to say that...
MINECRAFT FUNNY AWESOME
Not a good idea to land in water, especially because of the impact, you'll hit it like its cement. Imagine a belly flop but a 100 times worse and and all your bones are broken. That's as exact as I can get.
@@onism9050 rEaLlY?
“YOURE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS BuT tHAts oKay” lmaoo
It's still better than dying
Gewel ✔ if you survive I imagine you’ll wanna be dead
Flex glue is gonna stick'em!!
I mean it possible you could get paralyzed
Trevor manzo the pain wouldn’t be intense, you’re in shock. you’d definitely be in pain after the fact, but a hospital can get you some pain killers and surgery for your inevitably broken bones.
I was genuinely thinking that this was supposed to be a “don’t watch for actual help” video.
I am pleasantly surprised.
Wait rly?!!
Adrien Rosberg's adventures Yes, at the time I clicked it, I thought, “oh haha, this is satire.”
Actually, this is a surprisingly inspiring survival video 😂 When fighting for your life - in any situation - don't panic, try to slow down the fall, reach out for resources, calculate what's sacraficable, minimalize damage, prepare for and keep trought the pain, think about the story you'll tell, keep the hope of tomorrow aflame, stay awake. Rage against the dying of the light.
the lesson we have learned:
1. Parachute yourself
2. Broke your leg/s
3. Wow now you're famous👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
4. They find a way to fix your legs.
5. Die of disentary
Lmao
BlankFace facts
@@johnboobby 6.get reincarnated as the ingredients that is made for money
7.get made inti money
8.get stuck between the tits of a stripper
9.profit?
"DON'T LAND IN WATER YOU WILL DIE"
Minecrafters: *confused screaming*
This is gold
Lol
DreamWasTaken: horse
Skye Games what
Ice_cream_fan_101
wow, you really don't know
“Dont land in the water”
Minecraft players: Years of academy training wasted!!
: such an underrated comment xD (edit it was underrated a long time ago literally six months) also dang just realised how many likes my comment has- o-O
UnCrustable : I like this one lol, references Minecraft and toy story simultaneously
ME
Sry.. academy*
Minecraft players: [like Vincent meme in pulp fiction]
As I lay here completely paralyzed hearing you talking about my book and movie deal, I feel an overwhelming sense of relief
"Don't land in the water!"
Minecraft Pros with a water bucket:
@@blushyclaireschannel are there more of water bucket comments?
@@blushyclaireschannel nobody cares. Welcome to the internet.
@@blushyclaireschannel LMAO fuck you
@@redd2689 ciao
scfting playing Roblox in 2020, very nice
"don't land in water"
me: is over the Pacific Ocean.
I also wants to free falling on Pacific Ocean
@@tgnm9615 you can still be saved by landing on your feet, you just need to be lucky enough to not land near some orcas or great whites
@@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 holy shit imagine how far down you would be, your ears would definitely explode from that instant pressure change and it would be horrifying
@@muovd you'd be alive however. This tip was given by Bear Grylls the survival specialist
@@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 uhh no, if you land in the ocean you'd probably be in too much shock to swim, and then you would die from drowning
*Parachute fails*
Me : Sh*t *Gotta Search youtube how to survive this*
Oh, you really do that.
underrated
If u would ur phone most likely would bash in to your head and fall or just fall
And make this comment
Loool
The temptation of greed at the end just cured my phobia. Good job, guy!
The frantic tone really helped as I’m googling what to do ne
Why did the comment send?
You wasted your time typing, poor guy
Incredibly underrated comment
@@musyrifo
He died
true that
imagine having a minute to try to survive and you get distracted by the comments section
He was probably recording this when his parachute failed.
@@tariqwallace9348 it's a joke fool
@@tariqwallace9348 tf?
@@tariqwallace9348 r/woosh
Oh the insolence, what a badass 🤣😇
YoungBoi_17 It’s a joke m8
Me: What if my parachute fail?
instructor: "You have another one.
Me: And if that another one fail too?
instructor: "Then God is calling you."
Haha, good one
@@xeanderman6688 The best part is that the instructor really said it to me when I was in the military about to jump from an airplane. hahaha (cries in brazilian portuguese while falling from the sky)
@@fabioramos4370 kkkkkkk
IM DYING
@@chillywolfdoesgaming2100 calm down! Calm down! CALM DOWN! 😂😂