What To Do If Your Parachute Fails

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell  3 года назад +6768

    Hi. I wrote a book. It's on sale now. ruclips.net/video/sIipouhQLK8/видео.html

  • @BakkerCraft
    @BakkerCraft 5 лет назад +2513

    I just imagine my dead body with my phone in my hand saying “You still there?”

  • @JustNathanTV
    @JustNathanTV 4 года назад +5490

    AustinMcConnell: “you have 74.25 seconds until you hit the ground”
    30 Second Non skip-able AD: “I have you right where I wanted”

    • @mapachepataki5013
      @mapachepataki5013 4 года назад +49

      lol how in 2020 you allow ads?

    • @venoltar
      @venoltar 4 года назад +55

      Well, it is a little harder to set up youtube ad blockers on phones compared to computers, so that might be part of it.

    • @yourmom336
      @yourmom336 4 года назад +15

      @@venoltar RUclips Vanced

    • @Termina_
      @Termina_ 4 года назад +9

      @Samartj Khandelwal yeah, for Android. But what about iOS?

    • @beachballanimations958
      @beachballanimations958 4 года назад +7

      That’s why you get RUclips premium

  • @jonasthompson4010
    @jonasthompson4010 3 года назад +6442

    "get as flat as humanly possible"
    that's about to happen in 74.25 seconds

  • @PaytonMB
    @PaytonMB Год назад +3090

    For those falling in the sky with a broken parachute, the solutions start at 0:24

    • @SamariumHelium
      @SamariumHelium Год назад +115

      Yeah I'd probably look for a highly liked top comment linking to the key information, like many videos tend to have
      So thanks

    • @stanimirborov3765
      @stanimirborov3765 Год назад

      yheaaaaaaaaaa@@SamariumHelium

    • @PaytonMB
      @PaytonMB Год назад +25

      @@SamariumHelium that’s why I’m here 👍🏻

    • @unknownamus
      @unknownamus Год назад +56

      Well, the first "solution" is about 24 seconds of him telling you to CALM DOWN as you're likely losing your shit.

    • @AmeenRidwan
      @AmeenRidwan Год назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣I so love the idea that someone whose parachute failed would first go to RUclips

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 5 лет назад +40010

    He sounds like he legitimately wants you to stay awake. He really is concerned for you

    • @bakhtiyarguseinov9402
      @bakhtiyarguseinov9402 5 лет назад +373

      I think your mentality is the least of his concerns tbh

    • @plslh930
      @plslh930 5 лет назад +43

      Im the 666th like

    • @superslime0021
      @superslime0021 5 лет назад +45

      watching this at 3am so yeah it makes sense

    • @MarioCorleone
      @MarioCorleone 5 лет назад +31

      You'd be dead by the time this vid is over

    • @plslh930
      @plslh930 5 лет назад +20

      @Mikkebak The Anime Fan why yes it is

  • @ericdaniel323
    @ericdaniel323 5 лет назад +2757

    Q: What is the last thing to go through your brain after your parachute fail?
    A: Your legs

  • @GreenTeaTheTea
    @GreenTeaTheTea 5 лет назад +29563

    "Get as flat as humanly possible"
    That's what we're trying to avoid actually

  • @boingyboop4960
    @boingyboop4960 3 дня назад +9

    I love how this video seems to be designed for people who’s first instinct when they’re parachute doesn’t work is to whip out their phone and look up this RUclips video. If any skydivers are currently watching this video while skydiving, I applaud you on your excellent grip.

  • @xmqrcel5466
    @xmqrcel5466 4 года назад +21496

    ''u will break your legs"
    "BUT THATS OKAY!"
    Im not going to parachute.

    • @mystupidclipsdotcom2416
      @mystupidclipsdotcom2416 4 года назад +290

      welp but you will survive at least... or dont?

    • @yowza2948
      @yowza2948 4 года назад +38

      1000th like

    • @li3ar
      @li3ar 4 года назад +63

      You mean- go skydiving or something..

    • @DarkReject5445
      @DarkReject5445 4 года назад +62

      My legs hurt

    • @oof8756
      @oof8756 4 года назад +28

      That would be a 0.0007 percent chance that would happen

  • @misshope8297
    @misshope8297 3 года назад +3194

    Dude actually stressed me out by repeating "calm down" when I was perfectly relaxed and waiting for instant death to smash me

    • @ethanhunter8763
      @ethanhunter8763 3 года назад +33

      You’re saying this as if you actually watched this video while falling... you didn’t, did you?

    • @misshope8297
      @misshope8297 3 года назад +33

      @@ethanhunter8763 no, but I would have loved to watch what is pictured as me to die

    • @hunterlepage
      @hunterlepage 3 года назад +8

      @@ethanhunter8763 wait you didn't google this while falling because you forgot to pack your parachute?

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 3 года назад

      420th like 😱😳😀🥶

    • @juniperjercial3211
      @juniperjercial3211 3 года назад

      The devils in the details...

  • @sonny3755
    @sonny3755 4 года назад +2029

    “If your reserve parachute fails, you’ve got the rest of your life to enjoy the view.”
    -Johnny from Regular Show

  • @andrewjones1143
    @andrewjones1143 6 месяцев назад +123

    So, this is random since you posted this literally years ago, but it just occurred to me that this video actually saved me from breaking my legs and/or possibly dying while ziplining in Honduras.
    So, in the tourist city or Copan, one of the many things you can do is a ziplining course around the nearby mountains. It's a good time, but it's quite primitive as ziplining courses go. You're given gloves with metal half-pipes in the palms and taught how to break your self, what hand signals to look for, etc.
    Well, I'm a larger person (about 315lbs) and most people who choose to do this particular excursion are not that heavy, so the staff was not as accustomed to teaching someone my size what to do. I figured out pretty early on that I had to brake myself more aggressively than they were telling me because of my sheer mass making me move faster across each Zipline than most other folks and of course that increase in inertia compared to the others made it harder for me to slow down and stop.
    So, one one particular zipline, I realized I was going way faster than I should be and attempted to slow myself, but the instructor at the other end signaled me to speed up, so I did as he said and sure enough, that was the wrong call. As I got closer to the tree in front of me, I aggressively broke with little success to slow myself and immediately did a panic analysis of the situation and any information I had to save me from certain injury.
    This video came to mind and I used the advice about keeping my keep soft and not attempting to push against the ground. I used the advice, let my legs collapse beneath me as I hit the tree and escaped unharmed.
    So thank you! Your video saved at least one person (myself) from injury 😁

    • @escape0707
      @escape0707 16 дней назад +8

      That was intense. I'm glad you're fine now.

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 10 дней назад +2

      You learned how to break yourself? That doesn't sound very fun...

  • @Jone_V
    @Jone_V 4 года назад +4059

    *"Okay you still there?"*
    Me: **dead**
    *"Good, good, that's good!"*

  • @arminc4658
    @arminc4658 4 года назад +31983

    Guy's parachute: *fails*
    Guy: *pulls out phone and searches for this video*
    Video: *plays an ad*
    Guy:

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 4 года назад +1145

      Should've used Google

    • @goldikis3104
      @goldikis3104 4 года назад +747

      Well, the good news is, there are no ads in this video :)

    • @all_random4ikov
      @all_random4ikov 4 года назад +52

      Cyka blyaaaat

    • @arminc4658
      @arminc4658 4 года назад +306

      @@goldikis3104 There is one at the beginning

    • @goldikis3104
      @goldikis3104 4 года назад +149

      *Oh shi-* rip..

  • @severussnape7602
    @severussnape7602 3 года назад +4035

    Me: nah, I dont need to watch it...
    My brain: "just in case"

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 3 года назад +34

      altough i dont think ill ever go parachuting same

    • @neeharikapandey5504
      @neeharikapandey5504 3 года назад +13

      Weren't you already dead professor Snape?

    • @Lixezentea
      @Lixezentea 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @rikardosilva1754
      @rikardosilva1754 3 года назад +2

      There's other situations were you might fall from quite dangerous heights (not many, but some, and most of them woudln't give you more than 5 seconds to prepare for landing)

    • @lucifermorningstar4408
      @lucifermorningstar4408 3 года назад

      Me too pal

  • @beanietoes350
    @beanietoes350 Год назад +807

    After all these years I still enjoy watching this video when anxiety strikes. Idk why, but it helps me calm down and realise to not take everything too seriously

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  Год назад +224

      😊

    • @Spinosaurus44
      @Spinosaurus44 Год назад +24

      Well yeah at least you’re not the one falling with a failed parachute 😂

  • @Zikeal-d4l
    @Zikeal-d4l 4 года назад +1281

    "You still there?"
    Me: *dead*
    "Ok, ok good, that's good"

    • @08stanze
      @08stanze 4 года назад +6

      sad

    • @blueplays4477
      @blueplays4477 4 года назад +16

      Sad parachute noise

    • @deloreandark4241
      @deloreandark4241 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @undeadpm4208
      @undeadpm4208 4 года назад +2

      Thinking the same thing, props to you

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 4 года назад +8

      Imagine being one of the medics that went to save the guy, and when you see their dead body lying on the floor you can hear the voice of some dude talking about Al Roker coming out of their headphones.

  • @theReily55
    @theReily55 5 лет назад +3325

    I'm picturing myself laying dead on the ground with a video playing on my phone "still there?.....good....good that's good"

    • @noblemadeit5578
      @noblemadeit5578 5 лет назад +20

      lmao

    • @garrett6868
      @garrett6868 5 лет назад +48

      Dude no way thats what I was doing and picturing the ambulance seeing what I was watching

    • @copperjarhead
      @copperjarhead 5 лет назад +4

      bruh, im fuckin dying here, almost spilled my drink!

    • @merkabah2
      @merkabah2 5 лет назад +17

      Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
      right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
      thief over there.

    • @jakepokemonman1227
      @jakepokemonman1227 5 лет назад +3

      I died reading this

  • @atriggeredboi2218
    @atriggeredboi2218 5 лет назад +2705

    Me: Ha, ill probably never been in this situation
    My brain: Better safe than sorry

    • @jyvaineorchids2255
      @jyvaineorchids2255 5 лет назад +15

      A Triggered Boi
      Everyone have the same brain I guess ! 😆

    • @Kirarandia
      @Kirarandia 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly

    • @maplefoxxo
      @maplefoxxo 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @tsunsanqty
      @tsunsanqty 5 лет назад +1

      A Triggered Boi Yikes

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 4 года назад

      Not me Id rather embrace death 🙂

  • @Nick12_45
    @Nick12_45 9 месяцев назад +23

    props to whoever actually looked up "What to do if your parachute fails" when their parachute failed

  • @cephy8102
    @cephy8102 3 года назад +3213

    "I'll never go jumping out of a plane..."
    My brain: Better safe than sorry.

    • @Im_MeK
      @Im_MeK 3 года назад +12

      |\_|\__|\______|\______________________

    • @TFSPY962
      @TFSPY962 3 года назад +4

      Better safe than sorry....better safe than sorry.....

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc 3 года назад +5

      I can't even afford to buy a airplane ticket while having a 3 year old clerk job in the biggest bank in the world (In terms of no. of branches). Perks of living in a "Poor Developing Country".

    • @heybroski2853
      @heybroski2853 3 года назад +5

      I have an excuse to never go parichsuting I’m scared of heights

    • @TFSPY962
      @TFSPY962 3 года назад +2

      @@heybroski2853 me too

  • @vhlong287
    @vhlong287 5 лет назад +11953

    I wanted to skip this video but my brain was like:
    "Dude you never know"

  • @memelord2136
    @memelord2136 4 года назад +16170

    They way he's talking makes it sound like this was specifically made for a skydiver to just pull out their phone and watch

    • @francoquispe656
      @francoquispe656 4 года назад +651

      If you're falling put the video in 2X and maybe you will make it to the part you are needing

    • @itz_mr_rgb7633
      @itz_mr_rgb7633 4 года назад +61

      So fucking true 😂

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn 4 года назад +163

      no shit, thats the point

    • @fatnstupidstreams5959
      @fatnstupidstreams5959 4 года назад +6

      You is assjack

    • @skad270
      @skad270 4 года назад +125

      @@francoquispe656 IMAGINE IF YOUR JUMPING OVER AN OCEAN AND CANT FIND SNOW SWAMP OR TREES

  • @antiwire8911
    @antiwire8911 Год назад +159

    As someone currently falling 12500 feet I can say this video is very informative and helpful to my situation. I can’t wait to be on the today show!!!!

  • @mexa_t6534
    @mexa_t6534 4 года назад +2934

    Video: “Calm down, calm down, cALM DOWN”
    Me, who will most likely never be in anything close to this situation: * p a n i c s *

    • @bruv8117
      @bruv8117 4 года назад +7

      Shit 😂😂

    • @parsashirali8957
      @parsashirali8957 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jajo3203
      @jajo3203 4 года назад +16

      😂😂😂😂 Bro for some reason when he said that I was gonna break my legs my heart started racing

    • @nightgaurdmoved7166
      @nightgaurdmoved7166 4 года назад +2

      *f a k*

    • @iivii4338
      @iivii4338 4 года назад +3

      PANIK

  • @teamflare8831
    @teamflare8831 5 лет назад +20533

    “Don’t land in the water”
    Minecrafters: “He’s just mad that he misses it every time”

  • @kaiser4698
    @kaiser4698 4 года назад +1944

    Here's a fun thought: If the 17 million people who watched this video all went skydiving, odds are this would happen to 119 people with all 119 dying.

    • @kop.o
      @kop.o 4 года назад +46

      Oh jeez-

    • @Ja-jq7pc
      @Ja-jq7pc 4 года назад +82

      Thanks, I hate it.

    • @Ja-jq7pc
      @Ja-jq7pc 4 года назад +57

      r/theydidthemath

    • @byfab1ne442
      @byfab1ne442 4 года назад +45

      technacally 1.19 people survived (dont ask the 0.19 people they were a litle bit „special“)

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 4 года назад +3

      I love math

  • @SieSie.
    @SieSie. Год назад +46

    You just saved 22M people falling out of the sky. Thank you for your service, solider

  • @player3_p3
    @player3_p3 4 года назад +2216

    He’s talking so urgently it sounds like someone currently falling is watching

  • @mileygrange
    @mileygrange 5 лет назад +17445

    Me: *sees video* nah I don’t need it
    My brain: just in case...

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 5 лет назад +2018

    'If you're confused about which direction the ground is--'
    'It's where _yOur're_ heAdinG _Towards_ '

  • @himynameishimynameis
    @himynameishimynameis Год назад +167

    Thank you, Austin McConnell for saving my brothers life today. I respect you so much because my brother watched this video the day before he went sky diving, massive respect, he is in stable condition.

    • @halfcookedchurros
      @halfcookedchurros Год назад +1

      wow

    • @ginkotreee
      @ginkotreee Год назад +1

      Did he break both his leg

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Год назад +38

      Okay, if this is a joke, it's a really bad one, because there's no indication that you're joking.

    • @NA-di3yy
      @NA-di3yy Год назад +3

      i guess he simply refused to jump

  • @cadenwallis669
    @cadenwallis669 4 года назад +3518

    He really talking like we just looked this up as we were falling.

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 4 года назад +162

      You mean you didn't?! how else was i going to learn how to survive?

    • @godbearxd
      @godbearxd 4 года назад +24

      @@sugoistalin7809
      Watch it before hand. I've never been sky diving in my life but now I have this information handy.

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 4 года назад +56

      @@godbearxd bud, pal, fella, i was joking.

    • @kiizos536
      @kiizos536 4 года назад +7

      h e l p

    • @joseph5802
      @joseph5802 4 года назад +15

      Lol, this man talking like he doesn't know the only reason 15 million people watched this is because they were falling from 12,500 ft.

  • @adityachatta361
    @adityachatta361 5 лет назад +8882

    Instructions not clear. Accidentally ended up alive and unhurt.

    • @400hands
      @400hands 5 лет назад +157

      Aditya Chatta CSA *through body cast* fucking lucky bitch

    • @minhozee8105
      @minhozee8105 5 лет назад +464

      you must be in creative mode

    • @adityachatta361
      @adityachatta361 5 лет назад +66

      @@minhozee8105 must be.

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 лет назад +53

      So how’d you do the invincible cheat code?

    • @dontlookatmyvideoREE
      @dontlookatmyvideoREE 5 лет назад +103

      This video is so pointless... you can just equip an elytra and fly

  • @charliedawson6318
    @charliedawson6318 5 лет назад +16365

    Bad news: My parachute just failed and I'm plummeting to my death.
    Good News: You just earned a life long subscriber.

    • @spiltink_2732
      @spiltink_2732 5 лет назад +312

      How you feeling buddy?

    • @charliedawson6318
      @charliedawson6318 5 лет назад +761

      Can't talk right now. On my way to talk about a film adaption for the book. And I haven't even written the book yet.

    • @Rscapeextreme447
      @Rscapeextreme447 5 лет назад +27

      No joke tho?

    • @derick115_1
      @derick115_1 5 лет назад +90

      @@charliedawson6318 who will be playing you in the movie.

    • @sierra9803
      @sierra9803 5 лет назад +35

      @@derick115_1 Someone who is way less authentic I'm sure.😂

  • @adde096
    @adde096 Год назад +3

    This is one of my fav RUclips videos. I keep comming back here from time to time, very creative and I want to be prepared for when my parachute fails

  • @thisisdimuro
    @thisisdimuro 6 лет назад +1892

    -falls out of plane, parachute fails
    *hmm, i better go on youtube and figure out how to fix this*

    • @EpsilonLovesSharks
      @EpsilonLovesSharks 6 лет назад +18

      Google it. Saves time and your data

    • @jorgecorpus8397
      @jorgecorpus8397 6 лет назад +12

      What else are you supposed to do

    • @lildeskchair8026
      @lildeskchair8026 6 лет назад +14

      You get an ad. And it buffers.

    • @glowish-gaming4701
      @glowish-gaming4701 6 лет назад +2

      DiMuro Beats what would you do tho? A good visual is better than reading

    • @knowledgeexchange428
      @knowledgeexchange428 6 лет назад +1

      @@jorgecorpus8397 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JuiceExtraction
    @JuiceExtraction 5 лет назад +3257

    1:39
    Audio: “You still there?”
    Captions: “Yes but I became a pretzel”

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 5 лет назад +20

      Wait what

    • @imaperson813
      @imaperson813 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @sniclops15
      @sniclops15 5 лет назад +42

      *GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!*

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 5 лет назад +8

      Ryan Munyon stfu the commenter was actually grammatically correct, he fixed the caption

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Munyon why do you have to have an attitude does it benefit you

  • @vhonhernandez7681
    @vhonhernandez7681 3 года назад +4532

    "You're about to break your legs"
    People with no legs: It was a good life.

    • @captainpotatochips1367
      @captainpotatochips1367 3 года назад +414

      Well on the bright side, if you have no legs, you are physically incapable of jumping out of an airplane.

    • @tbossch
      @tbossch 3 года назад +22

      Giorno what’s your dream?

    • @vhonhernandez7681
      @vhonhernandez7681 3 года назад +48

      @@captainpotatochips1367 come on now let the man live his dream and help him off the plane with a friendly push :D

    • @frogmasto
      @frogmasto 3 года назад +7

      @@vhonhernandez7681 (then his parachute breaks) lol

    • @guillermobarroso2990
      @guillermobarroso2990 3 года назад +3

      You wiggle out

  • @mortalux
    @mortalux Год назад +5

    Instructions unclear, my brother had this video played last on his RUclips history before he died of a parachute fall.

  • @streetdope
    @streetdope 5 лет назад +2446

    "What do I do if my parachute fails?"
    Google: Focus
    Bing: Die

    • @duaamuaa
      @duaamuaa 4 года назад +14

      Yahoo: •_•.... -_-

    • @hi-dg4wc
      @hi-dg4wc 4 года назад +28

      Google: You have cancer in the heart

    • @zenkpo3635
      @zenkpo3635 4 года назад +35

      Internet explorer won’t load until you already hit the ground

    • @nordasha7049
      @nordasha7049 4 года назад +2

      page 2 of google: perish

    • @mrjojoman3037
      @mrjojoman3037 4 года назад +4

      Who else watches the video while falling out from plane?

  • @clum5y971
    @clum5y971 5 лет назад +14821

    Me: never parachuted in my life and never will.
    Also me: i should watch this just in case.

  • @47ratsinahoodie
    @47ratsinahoodie 4 года назад +1370

    "It's where you're heading towards." Instant like.

  • @someidiot4311
    @someidiot4311 Месяц назад +22

    For skydivers skip to 0:23 for more time

  • @zaayd
    @zaayd 5 лет назад +8398

    Me: Skydiving is stupid, I would never do that and I’m barely ever on planes anyway.
    Brain: *Watch it.*

  • @makeitquick3998
    @makeitquick3998 5 лет назад +2203

    Video: Calm down calm down calm down.
    Me: *drops phone*

  • @joshfleischer6351
    @joshfleischer6351 5 лет назад +31103

    You won’t find many negative reviews of parachutes on the internet.

  • @progCan
    @progCan Год назад +2

    thanks, you saved my life. i opened youtube on my phone and watched this while falling.

  • @samthewizzy
    @samthewizzy 4 года назад +1255

    "Yes, but I became a pretzel."

    • @TheRealMrFloof
      @TheRealMrFloof 3 года назад +17

      No, you became a seal for the Soviet Union.

    • @oofoof574
      @oofoof574 3 года назад

      I had the same problem

    • @user-mz6zn1od9h
      @user-mz6zn1od9h 3 года назад

      XD for those who missed it, that was what the captions said at 1:38

    • @davidsantana5616
      @davidsantana5616 3 года назад

      Captions

  • @barbarian8704
    @barbarian8704 4 года назад +5228

    Im 15, never gone skydiving and I have an essay due tomorrow, but i kinda need to know what happens if my parachute fails

  • @tiddlez7379
    @tiddlez7379 4 года назад +1120

    when he says don’t land in water, hitting water at that speed is like hitting straight concrete, and if you manage to survive that you’ll just break like literally everything and then drown, a sad, broken, parachute-less potato

    • @aniana499
      @aniana499 4 года назад +89

      im already a sad broken parachute-less potato

    • @abookwing
      @abookwing 4 года назад +9

      -but if you throw something at the water just before you hit it, it breaks the tension and you have a higher chance of survival.

    • @chris2828
      @chris2828 4 года назад +9

      @@abookwing source?

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 года назад +38

      @@abookwing Completely false, Mythbusters and many other, even more skilled scientists, have proved that myth wrong years ago. Don't believe everything you see at first glance

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 года назад +36

      @@tellurye Well depends on the material, water is a *definite* death, you'd want to try and find soft materials, as said in the video. Obviously don't aim for concrete either! Or trampolines... you'd just fall right through those, and ruin some poor kids day!

  • @Rogue_Leader16
    @Rogue_Leader16 12 дней назад +1

    "If you don't know which way the ground is, its the direction you're heading towards" had me dying

  • @shadieone2824
    @shadieone2824 4 года назад +39725

    If ur parachute fails, don’t panic. You’ve got your whole life to fix it

    • @flamehunter-np2vk
      @flamehunter-np2vk 4 года назад +859

      Nice one

    • @cryptic_sans2637
      @cryptic_sans2637 4 года назад +1109

      I think it goes "you'll have the rest of your life to fix it" but still funny

    • @cltlando
      @cltlando 4 года назад +79

      Don’t get it

    • @shadieone2824
      @shadieone2824 4 года назад +394

      NZO official Because if you’re falling and your parachute doesn’t work then you’re probably going to die, meaning the rest of your life.

    • @ianbrown8887
      @ianbrown8887 4 года назад +17

      L

  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- 4 года назад +2979

    Fun fact : this video is manually demonetized so you won’t get ads when you actually need this.

  • @frogboi965
    @frogboi965 4 года назад +5101

    Austin: *Don’t land in the water*
    Minecraft player: No, I think I will.

  • @Vibranze
    @Vibranze Год назад +4

    I’m falling out of an airplane and this video is going to be helpful because I definitely have five minutes to watch the video and follow instructions. Thank you

  • @jeremy3814
    @jeremy3814 4 года назад +3390

    “Whatever you do, DONT LAND ON WATER!”
    Steve: Hold my bucket

    • @epicbread1310
      @epicbread1310 4 года назад +71

      this comment is the fucking definition of "reddit moment"

    • @iwazaruK7
      @iwazaruK7 4 года назад +13

      「Za Verso」 can’t say I disagree with that notion

    • @Puppycodedseth
      @Puppycodedseth 4 года назад +3

      Lowkey Audacity you’ll break your legs in water

    • @buckyisdizzy
      @buckyisdizzy 4 года назад +5

      @@Puppycodedseth I-

    • @katpersona982
      @katpersona982 4 года назад +9

      @@buckyisdizzy Yeah, if you fall in a water from that high, it'll crush you. Also, according to science, when Moana jumped into the realm of monsters, in the water, she shouldn't have survived that

  • @mr.martian3578
    @mr.martian3578 4 года назад +1535

    My parachute: fails
    Me: pulls out phone to find out what to do

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 4 года назад +79

      "off line. Try again later."

    • @neezynoryu2003
      @neezynoryu2003 4 года назад +29

      @@johntao6822 "shieeeeeeet"

    • @eineriglos7669
      @eineriglos7669 4 года назад +12

      Everyone download this video so you can actually use thisq

    • @mr.martian3578
      @mr.martian3578 4 года назад +7

      John Tao hey mom, yeah it's me again, I don't think I'll be coming home today

    • @mr.illusio
      @mr.illusio 4 года назад +14

      30 secs later :
      You knowing that u will die: starts playing coffin dance

  • @kimbaldun
    @kimbaldun 4 года назад +1501

    "Did you know that there's 0.0007% chance that this will happen to you?"
    Yup cause you just taught me how to not to skydive in the first place

    • @hritviktripathi8434
      @hritviktripathi8434 4 года назад +3

      @Some characters aren't allowed Well isn't that because of test cases, there have been less people at the air fields, so the ratio could be incorrect, and not necessarily able to be compared to the road. Which has way more accidents, and fatalities, plus being so wildly assessable.

    • @haozhefeng9954
      @haozhefeng9954 4 года назад +1

      the 10k people who disliked are the ones who well...
      *had some little misfortunes*

  • @edmdeathmachine
    @edmdeathmachine Год назад +5

    Sir, im falling towards my inevitable doom and you've already wasted 20 seconds

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 3 года назад +3896

    I was expecting a 3 second video with: “Die”

  • @TimoW
    @TimoW 6 лет назад +849

    Tomorrow in the newspaper: "man survives parachute fail by watching a tutorial on how to survive a parachute fail mid air"

    • @derpyherpy3773
      @derpyherpy3773 6 лет назад +29

      Too bad I had to watch 10 seconds of ads

    • @xdolphin7337
      @xdolphin7337 6 лет назад +22

      Clicks on video while falling
      Goddammit ads
      Parents sue RUclips
      Parents get rich
      Falling makes your parents money

    • @atanpeep4162
      @atanpeep4162 6 лет назад

      Also.. Tomorrow kid survives.. Puts footage on youtube
      "surviving without parachute" challenge created

  • @thisuraD
    @thisuraD 5 лет назад +2447

    Instructions Unclear: * *DIED IN THE PLANE* *

  • @Punched_in
    @Punched_in 2 месяца назад +1

    it’s great that if someone needed this video as they were falling that they would still have to watch ads

  • @nmndza
    @nmndza 5 лет назад +2607

    I probably will never go skydiving but my mind is telling me
    “Just In Case”

  • @epiclolz695
    @epiclolz695 4 года назад +2524

    Title: "What To Do If Your Parachute Fails"
    Me: "Die, Duh"

  • @panfaxx9150
    @panfaxx9150 5 лет назад +5410

    Austin: don't land on water
    [angry minecrafter noises]

  • @commandergumballwatterson733
    @commandergumballwatterson733 Год назад +7

    Fun fact: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

  • @dizzy1270
    @dizzy1270 5 лет назад +1596

    “Oh no! My parachute failed! What should I do!?”
    *pulls out phone to watch video*

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 5 лет назад +7

      Act like you jumped of a build in some assassin's game and do the leap of faith

    • @simpletoast708
      @simpletoast708 5 лет назад +2

      i mean what other choice do you have

    • @shadowdragon6071
      @shadowdragon6071 5 лет назад +1

      @@silverbloodborne9495 WHERES MY HAY STACK EZIO I NEED IT

    • @lewsi
      @lewsi 5 лет назад +1

      *dies anyway*

    • @dirkdegroof1313
      @dirkdegroof1313 5 лет назад

      But you don’t have time to watch this whole video you only have 74.25 seconds!

  • @august8448
    @august8448 4 года назад +2760

    What to do when your parachute fails:
    18 million people: *As if I'd ever parachute, but okay*

  • @impadop4558
    @impadop4558 5 лет назад +2628

    “AVOID THE WATER”
    Well if this doesn’t work...
    **Pulls out Totem of Undying*

    • @TheTrooper1878
      @TheTrooper1878 5 лет назад +83

      No, that's stupid. Just enchant your boots with Feather Falling IV

    • @Kuromitsu7
      @Kuromitsu7 5 лет назад +15

      @@TheTrooper1878 but its still useless it can only go 40- of blocks you can still take damage

    • @TheTrooper1878
      @TheTrooper1878 5 лет назад +18

      @@Kuromitsu7 Then place a slime block under you

    • @Kuromitsu7
      @Kuromitsu7 5 лет назад +10

      @@TheTrooper1878 slime block? why would anyone bring a slime block when skydiving(flying with elytra) in minecraft you need to use water but not a salty water cause salty water will definitely break your bones cause from that height you will break your bones or die its a 50/50 chance

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 5 лет назад +2

      No just use your revive
      A true gamer had one on hand 24/7

  • @rgm704
    @rgm704 Год назад +2

    if a skydiver were actually watching this with a failed parachute and died on impact, two and a half minutes of this video would just be talking to a dead person

  • @kpun48
    @kpun48 5 лет назад +26344

    If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 года назад +27428

    Imagine if you googled this up while falling

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 года назад +148

      Oh hey mr ho rizin

    • @rustom6147
      @rustom6147 3 года назад +451

      Rather Order a Parachute online.

    • @HarnaiDigital
      @HarnaiDigital 3 года назад +228

      Here Are Results From Wikipedia:

    • @goranmilic442
      @goranmilic442 3 года назад +367

      That's probably why guy in video speaks fast, so you would have time.

    • @anyrandomcomment3190
      @anyrandomcomment3190 3 года назад +188

      the internet would be so slow that you would probably hit the ground by the time its done loading

  • @ComradeVan0
    @ComradeVan0 4 года назад +1410

    "Don't land in the water"
    The man who literally flies over the ocean: goodbye cruel world

    • @trip6018
      @trip6018 4 года назад +123

      Minecrafters: Impossible

    • @ComradeVan0
      @ComradeVan0 4 года назад +4

      XD

    • @lollosmino_6486
      @lollosmino_6486 3 года назад +6

      @@trip6018 lol

    • @somebodylikesbacon1960
      @somebodylikesbacon1960 3 года назад +41

      Don't land in water, bring a water bucket and kill the fall damage by doing an MLG water bucket save, and get a movie for you for that.

    • @stev807
      @stev807 3 года назад +10

      Smh just rejoin and you will kill the fall

  • @stygian6642
    @stygian6642 11 месяцев назад

    Had a dream today that made me come back to this video, and I was gratified that I was remembering right about landing on your feet even though it sounds ridiculous. Thanks dude if I'd fallen out of the sky in the past year you could've saved my life

  • @bhaktibhandari7379
    @bhaktibhandari7379 3 года назад +4737

    *How to survive a parachute failure*
    Brain:- "C'mon, you'd never ever need that!"
    Heart:- "watch it, _JUST IN CASE_ 👀"

  • @NatalieBelsha
    @NatalieBelsha 6 лет назад +2434

    i feel the need to watch this even though i’ll probably never be in the situation but i’m paranoid

  • @leonacrosby1880
    @leonacrosby1880 5 лет назад +4746

    If your confused about where the ground is, it’s *where you’re heading towards*

  • @Uhhm123
    @Uhhm123 Год назад

    I've never done skydiving or anything even close but this video has enraptured me like no other before its almost mesmerising.

  • @lucasbrunoz
    @lucasbrunoz 7 лет назад +13737

    *YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS*

  • @thisbreadisfine
    @thisbreadisfine 3 года назад +1058

    Normal tutorials: now just wait for the eggs to finish cooking
    Surviving your parachute failing: you WILL break your legs

  • @kaidturnbull4882
    @kaidturnbull4882 6 лет назад +808

    I like how he said it like you're watching this video while falling.

    • @lepidoptery
      @lepidoptery 6 лет назад +38

      He should have talked faster, even at 2x speed you'll have hit ground before hearing all the instructions :(

    • @deadchannellol7366
      @deadchannellol7366 6 лет назад +1

      I am

    • @kaischreurs2488
      @kaischreurs2488 6 лет назад +2

      you would hear all the instructions before hitting the ground because they are in the first 2 minutes and you have 74 seconds to fall so at 2x speed you would hear them about 10 seconds before landing

    • @marksmeagel888
      @marksmeagel888 6 лет назад +1

      @@kaischreurs2488 gotta grab ur phone and youtube the vid in the remaining 10 seconds xd

    • @kaischreurs2488
      @kaischreurs2488 6 лет назад

      yeah that is going to be a problem

  • @ItsVoco
    @ItsVoco 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks, the 2 unskippable 30 second ads also really helped me understand on a higher level of intellect

  • @arcanedegree9495
    @arcanedegree9495 3 года назад +2097

    “Don’t land in water”
    Me: frantically searches for Feather Falling IV boots

    • @themandalorianbb8
      @themandalorianbb8 3 года назад +95

      Picks frost walker instead
      "shit"

    • @saphiengaming865
      @saphiengaming865 3 года назад +7

      @@themandalorianbb8 I was just about to say that...

    • @goober784
      @goober784 3 года назад +4

      MINECRAFT FUNNY AWESOME

    • @onism9050
      @onism9050 3 года назад +8

      Not a good idea to land in water, especially because of the impact, you'll hit it like its cement. Imagine a belly flop but a 100 times worse and and all your bones are broken. That's as exact as I can get.

    • @Spyziy
      @Spyziy 3 года назад +1

      @@onism9050 rEaLlY?

  • @piipoovv6267
    @piipoovv6267 5 лет назад +1331

    “YOURE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS BuT tHAts oKay” lmaoo

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 лет назад +15

      It's still better than dying

    • @piipoovv6267
      @piipoovv6267 5 лет назад +27

      Gewel ✔ if you survive I imagine you’ll wanna be dead

    • @kamferh8406
      @kamferh8406 5 лет назад +8

      Flex glue is gonna stick'em!!

    • @daltydasalty9413
      @daltydasalty9413 5 лет назад +2

      I mean it possible you could get paralyzed

    • @_iamnotsober
      @_iamnotsober 5 лет назад +1

      Trevor manzo the pain wouldn’t be intense, you’re in shock. you’d definitely be in pain after the fact, but a hospital can get you some pain killers and surgery for your inevitably broken bones.

  • @LilyTheMuggle
    @LilyTheMuggle 4 года назад +487

    I was genuinely thinking that this was supposed to be a “don’t watch for actual help” video.
    I am pleasantly surprised.

    • @adrienjose2266
      @adrienjose2266 4 года назад +4

      Wait rly?!!

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 4 года назад

      Adrien Rosberg's adventures Yes, at the time I clicked it, I thought, “oh haha, this is satire.”

  • @honeixstuff
    @honeixstuff Год назад +1

    Actually, this is a surprisingly inspiring survival video 😂 When fighting for your life - in any situation - don't panic, try to slow down the fall, reach out for resources, calculate what's sacraficable, minimalize damage, prepare for and keep trought the pain, think about the story you'll tell, keep the hope of tomorrow aflame, stay awake. Rage against the dying of the light.

  • @robtheking4965
    @robtheking4965 5 лет назад +1896

    the lesson we have learned:
    1. Parachute yourself
    2. Broke your leg/s
    3. Wow now you're famous👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @johnboobby
      @johnboobby 5 лет назад +16

      4. They find a way to fix your legs.
      5. Die of disentary

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @cartoonpeach9208
      @cartoonpeach9208 5 лет назад

      BlankFace facts

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 года назад

      @@johnboobby 6.get reincarnated as the ingredients that is made for money
      7.get made inti money
      8.get stuck between the tits of a stripper
      9.profit?

  • @alejandraobregon6431
    @alejandraobregon6431 4 года назад +3767

    "DON'T LAND IN WATER YOU WILL DIE"
    Minecrafters: *confused screaming*

  • @CarlosFlores-yf6st
    @CarlosFlores-yf6st 5 лет назад +25115

    “Dont land in the water”
    Minecraft players: Years of academy training wasted!!

    • @sceneryx7255
      @sceneryx7255 5 лет назад +278

      : such an underrated comment xD (edit it was underrated a long time ago literally six months) also dang just realised how many likes my comment has- o-O

    • @luissantiago6699
      @luissantiago6699 5 лет назад +177

      UnCrustable : I like this one lol, references Minecraft and toy story simultaneously

    • @udontsubugay86
      @udontsubugay86 5 лет назад +21

      ME

    • @sugarbear4865
      @sugarbear4865 5 лет назад +12

      Sry.. academy*

    • @elu9189
      @elu9189 5 лет назад +8

      Minecraft players: [like Vincent meme in pulp fiction]

  • @RandomOne1999
    @RandomOne1999 Год назад

    As I lay here completely paralyzed hearing you talking about my book and movie deal, I feel an overwhelming sense of relief

  • @redd2689
    @redd2689 4 года назад +2890

    "Don't land in the water!"
    Minecraft Pros with a water bucket:

    • @redd2689
      @redd2689 4 года назад +6

      @@blushyclaireschannel are there more of water bucket comments?

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 4 года назад +16

      @@blushyclaireschannel nobody cares. Welcome to the internet.

    • @iiwildlycrazyii1908
      @iiwildlycrazyii1908 4 года назад +3

      @@blushyclaireschannel LMAO fuck you

    • @mattiadl8142
      @mattiadl8142 4 года назад +1

      @@redd2689 ciao

    • @Avis03
      @Avis03 4 года назад

      scfting playing Roblox in 2020, very nice

  • @aztech1298
    @aztech1298 3 года назад +2045

    "don't land in water"
    me: is over the Pacific Ocean.

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 3 года назад +45

      I also wants to free falling on Pacific Ocean

    • @youcantakemygoogleaccount2359
      @youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 3 года назад +48

      @@tgnm9615 you can still be saved by landing on your feet, you just need to be lucky enough to not land near some orcas or great whites

    • @muovd
      @muovd 3 года назад +125

      @@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 holy shit imagine how far down you would be, your ears would definitely explode from that instant pressure change and it would be horrifying

    • @youcantakemygoogleaccount2359
      @youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 3 года назад +17

      @@muovd you'd be alive however. This tip was given by Bear Grylls the survival specialist

    • @ilovedrawingstudios
      @ilovedrawingstudios 3 года назад +104

      @@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 uhh no, if you land in the ocean you'd probably be in too much shock to swim, and then you would die from drowning

  • @mayer492
    @mayer492 4 года назад +3857

    *Parachute fails*
    Me : Sh*t *Gotta Search youtube how to survive this*

  • @__N7
    @__N7 Год назад

    The temptation of greed at the end just cured my phobia. Good job, guy!

  • @InnerTurbulencia
    @InnerTurbulencia 3 года назад +1786

    The frantic tone really helped as I’m googling what to do ne

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 3 года назад +32

      Why did the comment send?

    • @musyrifo
      @musyrifo 3 года назад +111

      You wasted your time typing, poor guy

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 3 года назад +36

      Incredibly underrated comment

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 года назад +21

      @@musyrifo
      He died

    • @0renan829
      @0renan829 3 года назад +29

      true that
      imagine having a minute to try to survive and you get distracted by the comments section

  • @prabhuprasad3679
    @prabhuprasad3679 4 года назад +2058

    He was probably recording this when his parachute failed.

  • @fabioramos4370
    @fabioramos4370 5 лет назад +2458

    Me: What if my parachute fail?
    instructor: "You have another one.
    Me: And if that another one fail too?
    instructor: "Then God is calling you."

    • @xeanderman6688
      @xeanderman6688 5 лет назад +19

      Haha, good one

    • @fabioramos4370
      @fabioramos4370 5 лет назад +126

      @@xeanderman6688 The best part is that the instructor really said it to me when I was in the military about to jump from an airplane. hahaha (cries in brazilian portuguese while falling from the sky)

    • @SirYurii
      @SirYurii 5 лет назад +12

      @@fabioramos4370 kkkkkkk

    • @chillywolfdoesgaming2100
      @chillywolfdoesgaming2100 5 лет назад +3

      IM DYING

    • @fabioramos4370
      @fabioramos4370 5 лет назад +4

      @@chillywolfdoesgaming2100 calm down! Calm down! CALM DOWN! 😂😂