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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  5 лет назад +16420

    F in Chat for Raspberry Pi Sense Hat.

  • @KatelynnTG
    @KatelynnTG 5 лет назад +367

    7:54 I don't think anyone realized, but their clock reads 7:62
    10 months later: Yeah, i just wanted to look back at my comments and found this and also found out it is my most popular one.....

    • @cloroxbleach1339
      @cloroxbleach1339 5 лет назад +2

      DillonTG lmao tf

    • @limitless_j
      @limitless_j 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah that mustve been the software gore part

    • @izzybladez
      @izzybladez 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, would've been funny if someone made a joke about that. Oh wait.

    • @DangerNoodle815
      @DangerNoodle815 5 лет назад +3

      If only someone posted it on e/softwaregore

    • @izzybladez
      @izzybladez 5 лет назад +1

      @Wolfgalaxy Damien literally made a joke about it "moron"

  • @bugpopss
    @bugpopss 5 лет назад +14054

    "Did you do it?"
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost?"
    "$198.00"

  • @BrainrotOf87
    @BrainrotOf87 3 года назад +123

    6:54 The amount of years 737215 days is is 2019 years 279 days.
    Ah, I haven't played Subway Surfers since 2 AD. What nostalgia!

    • @keimosgd
      @keimosgd 3 года назад +4

      ikr

    • @paintingroxy1668
      @paintingroxy1668 3 года назад +1

      @Nicholas Natale Cheese and rice-

    • @Kia_Soulless
      @Kia_Soulless 3 года назад +1

      @Nicholas Natale same

    • @3osprey
      @3osprey 2 года назад +1

      @Nicholas Natale same

    • @Pyro-0369
      @Pyro-0369 2 года назад +2

      Ah the good ol' days chilling with my tribe mates and playin playing subway surfers.

  • @kerkores6114
    @kerkores6114 5 лет назад +252

    7:53 "The AUX is connected"
    totally misses the time at 7:62...

  • @skribbskeibb989
    @skribbskeibb989 4 года назад +440

    *a software gore in undertale?*
    **desperately tries to get it**

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 года назад +54

    F

  • @cretinhisterian
    @cretinhisterian 4 года назад +392

    "I did not hit her, I did not... Oh hi Gio"

  • @fazem3lonofficial354
    @fazem3lonofficial354 4 года назад +156

    No one:
    Person in the call:
    Casually turning into the devil

  • @SohailKhan-dq1gx
    @SohailKhan-dq1gx 5 лет назад +328

    That’s the best “Ah shit here we go again” I’ve ever heard

  • @The_Asexual_Gamer_2
    @The_Asexual_Gamer_2 3 года назад +96

    10:10 just imagine if surprise adoption was a type of weather. “ITS RAINING CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!”

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 года назад +4

      Criminal activity: the weather

    • @Onyx_TheyThem
      @Onyx_TheyThem 2 года назад +1

      you mean abduction? that's just alien weather, but abduction may just be unauthorized adoption

  • @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw
    @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw 3 года назад +255

    8:24
    “How are benches made?”
    “Well when two tables love each other very much...”

  • @Oblivionaire
    @Oblivionaire 3 года назад +226

    5:23 my dad: now kids I had to walk this far to get to school

  • @gamestarlover
    @gamestarlover 4 года назад +438

    “Klok” is an actual word in the Dutch language and yes, it’s hella hilarious.

    • @accesdenied9104
      @accesdenied9104 4 года назад +23

      Its just clock
      Who the fuck uses just 1 word for an app
      HeY tHiS iS my neW aPp: R U N
      Its a running app
      Btw as a Dutch person i can confirm that the Dutch language is just Satan ejaculating. Thats our origin.
      And why Ffs are we called the low lands, we aren’t that shitt- oh nvm
      Anyway here is a dutch sentence:
      Mijn penis zit vast in de vaatwasser.
      I think you can find out what it means

    • @gamestarlover
      @gamestarlover 4 года назад +19

      FKboi || Yeah, I agree. The Dutch language it’s weird as fuck but in some instances it’s hilarious.
      I got a sentence for you:
      “Je moeder is een plopkoek.”

    • @accesdenied9104
      @accesdenied9104 4 года назад +11

      gamestarlover this would actually be a rare insult
      Its a way to call someones mom fat but almost never used

    • @gamestarlover
      @gamestarlover 4 года назад +1

      FKboi || it’s underrated

    • @yoahnoah9780
      @yoahnoah9780 4 года назад +3

      @@gamestarlover that isn't really a sentence. Plopkoek is a made up word from a kids show about gnomes. They say plop a lot and koek means cookie.

  • @ad2dd45afhgj54
    @ad2dd45afhgj54 3 года назад +31

    4:37 bruh thats 12 times hotter then the core of the sun

    • @Pyro-0369
      @Pyro-0369 2 года назад +7

      That's Florida for ya

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 4 года назад +581

    Anyone: it isn’t
    Me, an intellectual: i t i s a l s o n ‘ t

    • @Hal90007
      @Hal90007 4 года назад +2

      yee

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 4 года назад +1

      Itsn't

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 4 года назад +6

      W h o m s t ' d ' ve

    • @T--xo2uq
      @T--xo2uq 4 года назад +1

      I Us'da'couldn't spell, now I just can'tn't.

    • @Sanjay-eo6xe
      @Sanjay-eo6xe 4 года назад

      Me neithern't

  • @bigboytruck1754
    @bigboytruck1754 5 лет назад +232

    as a person from bakersfeild, I can confirm it is that hot here

  • @raphaelsterken2441
    @raphaelsterken2441 5 лет назад +145

    4:43 'Klok' is Dutch for 'Clock', so i have that everyday

    • @bsnce
      @bsnce 5 лет назад +4

      nl gang😂😎

    • @roandejong3753
      @roandejong3753 5 лет назад +2

      Yea lol that was what i was thinking XD

    • @photonman0018
      @photonman0018 5 лет назад +10

      Everyone knows that the Dutch language is a result of software gore

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 лет назад +1

      wierd flex but okay

    • @RandomHQ433
      @RandomHQ433 5 лет назад +3

      @@photonman0018 nah, a result of German gore

  • @princetrashy8949
    @princetrashy8949 2 года назад +7

    All Jumpscared in this vid in order (warning spooky!)
    2:09
    2:57
    3:57
    7:09

  • @samuthegoose
    @samuthegoose 3 года назад +1184

    "Klok" is not wrong. Its Dutch for clock.

    • @DerPanzerToast
      @DerPanzerToast 3 года назад +42

      Can confirm

    • @epicmattyt6564
      @epicmattyt6564 3 года назад +50

      HEYMANDBAYEYWYAYAYAYAYAHEHAHEMMEDIDKCIREHHENWNSNANEKEYYAHAHAHSWKAHNSHUHWHWIWHWJEHAMENDIWKNADMEIDJEHAKDOEODMDMDMSKAJESKJWHWKAH

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 3 года назад +26

      Ahh so I’m not the only one going back in time

    • @joselitooliveros6715
      @joselitooliveros6715 3 года назад +63

      @@epicmattyt6564 r/ihadastroke

    • @florex9553
      @florex9553 3 года назад +3

      Indeed

  • @susanahernandez3072
    @susanahernandez3072 4 года назад +105

    PizzaHut: "Would you like add extra cheese for only $198.00?"
    Me: "The hardest choices require the strongest wills."

  • @yhaerim
    @yhaerim 5 лет назад +286

    7:53 I think EmKay didn't notice the time it was lol

    • @eobardthawne3333
      @eobardthawne3333 5 лет назад +6

      It's AK o'clock

    • @noraaaaa
      @noraaaaa 5 лет назад +2

      It’s wooooosh o clock

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 лет назад

      That's the point....of the joke...sorry you didn't get it mate

    • @yhaerim
      @yhaerim 5 лет назад

      @@tarrenr8159 I know that was the joke. If (the) AUX has something to do with the time it was, I wooshed. But EmKay said nothing about the time. Maybe I'm wrong and the AUX has connection with the time. But I do not know.

  • @azysgaming8410
    @azysgaming8410 3 года назад +5

    Joseph : Have you ever played this game before?
    Jotaro : 5:34

  • @wispthehusky
    @wispthehusky 5 лет назад +168

    10:10 - A "Child abduction weather emergency" is a funny way to warn people of a tornado. 🤔

    • @riverends
      @riverends 5 лет назад +1

      Why does this this not have more likes? I actually laughed 😂👍

    • @plisehon
      @plisehon 5 лет назад

      @@raptorbreaker4734 yes

    • @TrinitySoundss
      @TrinitySoundss 5 лет назад

      @The UnderTale Family why did you woosh?

    • @TrinitySoundss
      @TrinitySoundss 5 лет назад

      @The UnderTale Family how are they wrong, also wooosh is supposed to be used when someone doesn't get a joke.

    • @insertwittynickname7830
      @insertwittynickname7830 5 лет назад

      The UnderTale Family lol rip you got caught misusing r/wooosh

  • @hitormiss3110
    @hitormiss3110 5 лет назад +121

    Don't call it Bakersfield for nothing 1:11

    • @AmonGus-zx5zr
      @AmonGus-zx5zr 5 лет назад +1

      I love your profile pic. Is that grandma bertha?

    • @crispier487
      @crispier487 5 лет назад +1

      Haha

    • @Mrs.P1117
      @Mrs.P1117 5 лет назад +1

      hit or miss oh shit, sHe goT a GuN

  • @martijnrolvers2878
    @martijnrolvers2878 4 года назад +174

    4:43 It's literally Dutch for clock

  • @The_Tenmas_have_my_soul
    @The_Tenmas_have_my_soul 9 месяцев назад +2

    6:03 The fact you get "We are going through security procedures to prevent automatic registration" when you translate the Korean just makes this funnier! 😂

  • @zachlap3020
    @zachlap3020 3 года назад +353

    People : AI will take over the world
    AI: but it is alson’t

  • @KillerCaitie
    @KillerCaitie 3 года назад +251

    "It's Thanny DeVito." How can I simultaneously love & hate someone so much over three words?!

    • @idobeepuns9680
      @idobeepuns9680 3 года назад +5

      Our lord and savoir Thanny Devito

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur 2 года назад

      fanny devito

  • @HollowM0th
    @HollowM0th 3 года назад +492

    “Bill Nye, the Science Guy”
    “Millions died and Europe burned under his insane rule. What transformed him from human to living horror?”
    Uhhh...

  • @SoreiLovesMel
    @SoreiLovesMel 3 года назад +5

    your laugh kills me with serotonin here.
    3:25

  • @llmccann
    @llmccann 4 года назад +134

    6:56 I did the calculations through google, and if this were true, they would've last saved in the year 0000. You're welcome.

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 4 года назад +4

      oh
      oh
      THEY'RE NOT HUMAN
      OH MY GOD

    • @oweng8895
      @oweng8895 4 года назад

      there was no year 0 😳

    • @llmccann
      @llmccann 4 года назад

      @@oweng8895 ...does it look like I truly care?
      I'm not sure if what your saying is correct or not, however, I do not happen to care, and hence I will not be looking into it.

    • @dancingtriangle9700
      @dancingtriangle9700 4 года назад

      Jesus really saved him a lot of money.

    • @someweebinthecommentsectio7719
      @someweebinthecommentsectio7719 4 года назад

      @@oweng8895
      Bro 😳

  • @dogofwisdom1398
    @dogofwisdom1398 3 года назад +216

    1:11
    I guess you can say Bakersfield is really “BAKING” in this time
    I regret everything

  • @Cohaki
    @Cohaki 5 лет назад +218

    “$198.00 for a pizza?”
    “With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.”

  • @hhhrhjkjfjf
    @hhhrhjkjfjf 3 года назад +23

    software gore is the only thing that makes me genuinely laugh

  • @alexanderburch8925
    @alexanderburch8925 4 года назад +189

    Nobody:
    Stonks Man when he tells the time: Klok

    • @sexpistolsrealism
      @sexpistolsrealism 4 года назад +2

      he's called meme man you uncultured swine its basic meme lore

    • @milankingma7928
      @milankingma7928 4 года назад +6

      fun fact klok means clock in dutch

    • @mirela1894
      @mirela1894 4 года назад

      @@sexpistolsrealism Dumb man calling people uncultered -_-

    • @Sanjay-eo6xe
      @Sanjay-eo6xe 4 года назад +1

      knowyourmeme.com

    • @bone5114
      @bone5114 4 года назад

      It's meme man dammit

  • @ZLGaming140
    @ZLGaming140 5 лет назад +80

    My Left Brain: Hi Giofilm
    My Right Brain: F Raspberry
    Fi Raspberryfilm

  • @RohtrexProductions
    @RohtrexProductions 4 года назад +160

    1:11 Oooooooh so that’s why it’s called “Bakersfield” it’s because its FRIGGEN BAKING IN THE SUN!!!!

  • @jorgesantiagocampos-valenz3369
    @jorgesantiagocampos-valenz3369 3 года назад +5

    5:41
    "So usa what do u waht for dinner"

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan 4 года назад +116

    8:11 Gaster Hacked the Subway System. Next scene: *Undertale*
    Me: This is what I love.

    • @pinkyrosess5777
      @pinkyrosess5777 4 года назад +4

      Gaster stop hacking the subway system! It's the 5th time this week! Jeez..

    • @user-op2dm9oh3s
      @user-op2dm9oh3s 4 года назад +4

      How did Gaster get to the real world!?

    • @christianwhite8877
      @christianwhite8877 4 года назад +4

      How do you know for certain Undertale isn't a part of real life?

    • @TadpoleTail
      @TadpoleTail 3 года назад +1

      Ribbit!

    • @oldchannel1312
      @oldchannel1312 2 года назад +1

      hey, that post at 8:11 was mine, i just wanted to get this off my chest.
      my post was a screenshot from a video showcasing various undertale glitches and such. i was rather young at the time and never wanted to steal interactions or anything of the sort from the original video uploader, i didnt even think of the sort.
      emkay was and still is one of my channels and seeing it come up still brings me some joy, but i honestly dont think its deserved anymore, it got 9k or so upvotes from people who were unaware.
      i dont even use reddit anymore. i dont have an account, i rarely ever even visit the site.

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 4 года назад +66

    5:25 I mean, it's Egypt. That is clearly Moses' phone

  • @wr6676
    @wr6676 5 лет назад +107

    [6:52]
    So the game last save was in 2019
    And if your wondering 737215 days is 2019 years.

  • @DaltonKevinM
    @DaltonKevinM 4 месяца назад

    09:55 I love how Damien has these random troubles with words and yet can blow through reading any number without commas correctly

  • @forreal8937
    @forreal8937 5 лет назад +627

    Umm
    737215➗365=2019.
    My guy didn’t save ever since Jesus was born

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 5 лет назад +24

      This comment is underrated. As. *H e k k .*

    • @rodaassassina7013
      @rodaassassina7013 5 лет назад +5

      actually 2015 since Jesus was born

    • @nucleardisco9242
      @nucleardisco9242 5 лет назад +22

      It's about 2019.7 so in fact subway surfer is older than jesus

    • @angusdunne5524
      @angusdunne5524 5 лет назад +16

      Maybe the dude is the second coming of Jesus and he found his old account

    • @TapsWaterr
      @TapsWaterr 5 лет назад

      F

  • @nataliewn
    @nataliewn 4 года назад +502

    "I'm 32 years old and I'm 21" I'll fight anyone who says this isn't the best sentence of 2019.

    • @themanbehindtheslaughter5425
      @themanbehindtheslaughter5425 4 года назад +5

      Natalie Ngonela this isnt the best sentence of 2019

    • @nataliewn
      @nataliewn 4 года назад +13

      @@themanbehindtheslaughter5425 Sorry, do you wanna fight?

    • @enzarra2463
      @enzarra2463 4 года назад +6

      @@themanbehindtheslaughter5425 oh, you don't want to do this... trust me... I know I don't!

    • @nataliewn
      @nataliewn 4 года назад +5

      @GoD MoNsTer YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! YEAH, SURE DONALD TRUMP AND OTHER ILLITERATE BEINGS HAVE SAID SOME PRETTY DUMB THINGS LIKE THE SENTENCE ABOVE , BUT THAT SENTENCE IS GOD-LIKE! IT'S DECONSTRUCRION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND CAREFUL PLANNING OF NONSENSICAL PLACEMENT DEEMS IT FIT FOR THRONE ON MOUNT OLYMPUS! HECK, ZEUS PRAYS THIS SENTENCE EVERY NIGHT! JUST SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO WHATEVER HELL HOLE YOU COME FROM BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! GOD! THE HUMAN RACE GETS DUMBER AND DUMBER EVERYDAY!

    • @enzarra2463
      @enzarra2463 4 года назад +2

      Told ya...

  • @day6kz
    @day6kz 5 лет назад +141

    dude subway surfer was last saved...
    *2019 years ago*

    • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
      @ItalyHastaLaPasta 5 лет назад +3

      2018 years, 4 months and 18 days actually ;) because this is what I waste my life doing. Obviously 🙃

    • @man5262
      @man5262 5 лет назад

      @@ItalyHastaLaPasta Oh just you wait 2 days.

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 5 лет назад

      Actually it’s 2019 years 9 months 7 days and 13 hours, so good news, he saw the rebirth of Christ!

    • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
      @ItalyHastaLaPasta 5 лет назад

      @@caseybouquet is this counting for Leap Years too my dude? 👀🤔

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 5 лет назад

      Nevermind you’re probably right

  • @themilestonelp1524
    @themilestonelp1524 5 лет назад +146

    6:57 if not including leap years, this amount equals to 2019.767 years.

    • @justworks1200
      @justworks1200 5 лет назад +6

      So basically that phone with subway surfers has been around since the start of AD?

    • @qerkoo2753
      @qerkoo2753 5 лет назад +8

      The subway surfer cop has always been there. The pyramids, the crusades, the civil wars. Always watching.

    • @korneoss
      @korneoss 5 лет назад +4

      My man is Jesus

    • @shadowxwrld
      @shadowxwrld 5 лет назад

      you fucking beat me to it

    • @noraar6678
      @noraar6678 5 лет назад

      So subway surfers is GOD

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 4 года назад +355

    "hey dude wanna buy some cheese?"
    "sure"
    "alright that's 200 dollars"
    "why is it so expensive"
    "it came from uh italy"

  • @elliotwooley2630
    @elliotwooley2630 5 лет назад +70

    5:34 Chernobyl nuclear power plant control room, 1986 colorized.

  • @jesusgaming1967
    @jesusgaming1967 4 года назад +151

    7:59 I love how that’s on a software gore video.

    • @Snukkuri
      @Snukkuri 4 года назад +2

      A softwaregore video in a video recommended a softwaregore video

    • @Ricky-du2tj
      @Ricky-du2tj 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 5 лет назад +161

    7:44 Damien, did you just ignore the fact that you have to *pay $1 for a free phone?*

  • @rosyletters1687
    @rosyletters1687 5 лет назад +144

    1:11 Actually that's a bit off. I remember it being 705° that day, rather cold.

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад +3

      Dang what's the high?
      Last time i checked in Oklahoma it was 1057°F, what's your high man?

    • @rosyletters1687
      @rosyletters1687 5 лет назад +3

      @@emberthewolf1297 Let me think, on average it's about 1078°F give or take 20 degrees but the highest I remember it being was about 2369°F. Supposedly before I was born and the drought got real bad it was 4200°F.
      Sorry for the late reply, I had to get a new phone after my old one exploded from the heat.

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад

      @@rosyletters1687 Oh yea its fine fam

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад

      @@rosyletters1687 But dang that's some heat

    • @rosyletters1687
      @rosyletters1687 5 лет назад

      @@emberthewolf1297 Yep.

  • @bluerabbit4010
    @bluerabbit4010 3 года назад +5

    It took me a sec and thought the wind was spinning a real table and was like "Why is that guy just sitting there like this is normal?" 😂

  • @IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT
    @IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT 4 года назад +342

    And this is the creepiest Emkay video and also Bakersfield always gets up to at least 150 degrees

    • @pakkun9776
      @pakkun9776 4 года назад +6

      Nah 158

    • @Savio038
      @Savio038 4 года назад +7

      How in the living HECK does something reach 150 degrees Celsius?

    • @kermit3487
      @kermit3487 4 года назад +4

      Sávio Costa no degrees it’s different from celcius

    • @Savio038
      @Savio038 4 года назад +2

      Fahrenheit?

    • @kermit3487
      @kermit3487 4 года назад +2

      Sávio Costa possibly

  • @somethingsomething6461
    @somethingsomething6461 4 года назад +354

    7:47 is no one gonna talk about how you have to pay *$1* to get a *FREE* IPhone X?

  • @log_by_bolb
    @log_by_bolb 5 лет назад +190

    Bluetooth: U cant go bak
    *Your FBI agent: Indeed*

  • @jachromium785
    @jachromium785 3 года назад +1

    5:21 Uranium? Stones? Nah, mans went full Chernobyl

  • @matthewmcdougall195
    @matthewmcdougall195 5 лет назад +68

    3:34
    Says Corsair
    Shows the red dragon logo
    Mad respect

  • @CaitHasStopped
    @CaitHasStopped 4 года назад +114

    8:14
    Everybody gangsta till the train sign pulls off the enchantment table language

  • @UtahShark8798
    @UtahShark8798 Год назад +3

    1:56 the thumbmail

  • @levios_aaa6140
    @levios_aaa6140 5 лет назад +323

    It wasn't chemistry that turned Bill Nye into a living horror. It was...
    *CLIMATE CHANGE*

    • @life_is_strange5676
      @life_is_strange5676 5 лет назад +17

      THE EARTHS ON FUCKING FIRE

    • @izzythetrashposter5710
      @izzythetrashposter5710 5 лет назад +5

      GROW THE FUCK UP

    • @babihug9794
      @babihug9794 2 года назад +1

      I actually think that the description of Europe burning under his insane rule is about a show about Adolf Hitler.

  • @ShaneSDCR
    @ShaneSDCR 5 лет назад +198

    4:43
    "Klok" means "clock" in Dutch...
    and frankly, I'm feeling a little bit attacked...

    • @emirhanozturk4042
      @emirhanozturk4042 5 лет назад +2

      Why ur feeling like attacked? Making fun of an word makes you feel bad? How stupid

    • @nienke7716
      @nienke7716 5 лет назад +8

      @@emirhanozturk4042 its a joke 🙄

    • @duarteribeiro1520
      @duarteribeiro1520 5 лет назад +2

      I start with an "r" and end with a "h", I have for "o"s in a row. Who am I?

    • @addictedtonemo
      @addictedtonemo 5 лет назад +8

      @@duarteribeiro1520 roooosh

    • @DegenerateLies
      @DegenerateLies 5 лет назад +1

      @@addictedtonemo you're right

  • @mynameis7062
    @mynameis7062 5 лет назад +156

    6:57
    Whoops!!
    It looks like you haven't saved since 0 BC

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 лет назад +16

      Jesus died for your save file.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 лет назад +2

      @@thenightjackal
      I mean...he didn't do it very well apparently.

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 лет назад +3

      @@festethephule7553 Shhh, worship the Messiah that saved your progress

  • @calebwhitetheawoken
    @calebwhitetheawoken 3 года назад +3

    I know it has been 2 years but Damien wheezes gets me Everytime

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny 5 лет назад +78

    0:23
    Actually it is funnier than that its an age website and it says that spot is -3 years old

    • @mei-jw4hy
      @mei-jw4hy 5 лет назад

      it’s bot nwgative 3.. its three

  • @mynion24100
    @mynion24100 5 лет назад +155

    Everyone when they saw 8:11 : gaster hacked the subway!
    Me: holy shit will i become the next shazam?

    • @tiltedcloudz
      @tiltedcloudz 5 лет назад +1

      Y E s

    • @nikoozen6049
      @nikoozen6049 5 лет назад +2

      As an undertale fan i was very happy :D

    • @huntertw
      @huntertw 5 лет назад

      Heh good joke
      only good DC movie

    • @cuauhtemocramirez710
      @cuauhtemocramirez710 5 лет назад

      My uncle speaks windings, although he cant hear me... strange

    • @Heizena
      @Heizena 5 лет назад

      i thought the same thing

  • @TheKingofFresh3
    @TheKingofFresh3 5 лет назад +131

    As you requested:
    1: F for the raspberry pi sense hat
    2: Hi Gio!

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 лет назад

      F and hi gio.

  • @huongnguyenthu2338
    @huongnguyenthu2338 3 года назад +4

    Fun fact: The t in "top" is slight higher than normal 0:14

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 года назад

      Fun fact: Someone will carbonate your milk id they get offended enough by this.

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 года назад

      @@huongnguyenthu2338 do you not have a general idea of what carbonated milk tastes like?

  • @poojasrinath5060
    @poojasrinath5060 5 лет назад +69

    No one:
    Damian: *W H E E Z E*

  • @sapphiredragonproductions5999
    @sapphiredragonproductions5999 5 лет назад +95

    8:12 “there are Wingdings on the subway”
    *next post is undertale being broken*
    Coincidence? I think NOT!

    • @ChaseThePinballWizard
      @ChaseThePinballWizard 5 лет назад +1

      ecks dee

    • @ZAPANIMATIONS
      @ZAPANIMATIONS 5 лет назад +1

      cHaZaM

    • @komsine
      @komsine 5 лет назад

      wd waster is taht u?

    • @nekonatsuki8730
      @nekonatsuki8730 5 лет назад +1

      Everyone evacuate gaster broke out of the void and is now on earth undertale fans can only stand up to this

    • @nekonatsuki8730
      @nekonatsuki8730 5 лет назад +1

      People just ask "Hey bud how did you learn windings ?" I just reply "oh gaster taught me " my friend replys " let me try sjsjsjskskskxjcdjjemeoakzkmxmzkzmsmsm[@>÷>-)~!`;* "

  • @joshuastarcher6801
    @joshuastarcher6801 4 года назад +67

    Damien: * sees pink grandma picture *
    Damien: A E U G H

  • @Hedgehogfanatic2006
    @Hedgehogfanatic2006 Год назад +2

    8:19
    Frisk feels like they're on drugs...

  • @someonenamedtoby
    @someonenamedtoby 3 года назад +41

    7:55 the software gore wasn’t the aux connected, it was the fact the time said “7:62”

  • @takumifujiwara5408
    @takumifujiwara5408 4 года назад +243

    "corsair gaming keyboard" the keyboard: redragon

  • @irenihearn3093
    @irenihearn3093 3 года назад +6

    What I love about all of these narrators is their laughs; they're all contagious.

  • @splitz12755
    @splitz12755 4 года назад +92

    5:18
    Who's that Pokémon?
    Its monstrosity!

    • @jedi_cat_l4976
      @jedi_cat_l4976 4 года назад +1

      Um... snorlax, salamance, ryhorn, and blissey all fused into one monstrosity. well, we have kyrem and necrosma and this is just one step above that.

    • @Ricky-du2tj
      @Ricky-du2tj 4 года назад

      Yes.

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 4 года назад

      Detlaff von Drac
      Pokémon Nuclear
      Pokémon Atomic

  • @lieutenantludwig8320
    @lieutenantludwig8320 5 лет назад +133

    1:56 The reaction made me laugh more than the actual image
    Just... *HOH*

  • @user-wt5ud1wm3z
    @user-wt5ud1wm3z 4 года назад +373

    5:32 Every "depressed" gacha people's vent art be like-

    • @makotonaegi3652
      @makotonaegi3652 4 года назад +15

      No
      No
      No
      No
      No-
      lmao how did this even happen

    • @TheNamesCagney
      @TheNamesCagney 4 года назад +4

      OML YES

    • @tinii_toni
      @tinii_toni 4 года назад +6

      THATS SO ACCURATE

    • @rikinasstudio1588
      @rikinasstudio1588 4 года назад +3

      I was offended, but after clicking the time stamp, it's accurate

    • @rikinasstudio1588
      @rikinasstudio1588 4 года назад +2

      I was offended, but after clicking the time stamp, it's accurate

  • @stephiewander3104
    @stephiewander3104 5 лет назад +23

    Regular Pokemon: you doing okay there bud?
    Pokemon in Chernobyl: 5:21

  • @Vinneyofficial
    @Vinneyofficial 3 года назад +1

    2:00 pure definition of horror

  • @ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie
    @ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie 3 года назад +60

    8:21
    Undertale corrupted but without Hate.exe to corrupt it

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 4 года назад +248

    *"Wingdings"*
    **Gaster has entered the chat**
    Also
    *F*

  • @unknowntotally2320
    @unknowntotally2320 3 года назад +8

    3:14 thats a millitary simulator one of the best actually its much better now

  • @nicolasinguanti9986
    @nicolasinguanti9986 3 года назад +61

    6:01 Fallout 4’s choice in dialogues

  • @demongirlfriend
    @demongirlfriend 5 лет назад +93

    8:14
    Pretty much the HATE Undertale corruption hack in a nutshell

    • @reivm5167
      @reivm5167 5 лет назад +5

      Ofc, the one guy who still has a sans pfp and is usually quiet unless someone even slightly mentions anything undertale related.

    • @firstnamelastname5436
      @firstnamelastname5436 5 лет назад +2

      [one single tear drips from my eye] its still here........
      _all these years and theyre still having a bad time........_

    • @demongirlfriend
      @demongirlfriend 5 лет назад +1

      @@reivm5167 aka: the one last dedicated fan

    • @reivm5167
      @reivm5167 5 лет назад

      @@demongirlfriend k

    • @TsukiStuffs
      @TsukiStuffs 5 лет назад

      That's what it reminded me of.

  • @Gforce1337
    @Gforce1337 4 месяца назад

    2:50 I would certainly agree. Chemistry turns EVERYONE into living horrors!

  • @_MarioFangirl_
    @_MarioFangirl_ 4 года назад +42

    8:11 Looks like Gaster's driving the bus now

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 4 года назад +3

      Hi Alphys, can I hug u

    • @Sympatheticorange
      @Sympatheticorange 4 года назад +1

      Aw s##t, here we go again

    • @_MarioFangirl_
      @_MarioFangirl_ 4 года назад +1

      @@ampwavegaming1305 Eheheh, s-sure! *Blushes and hugs you* =^-^=

    • @_________-____________________
      @_________-____________________ 4 года назад +1

      *gaster noises*

    • @_MarioFangirl_
      @_MarioFangirl_ 4 года назад

      @@_________-____________________ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ♎︎❒︎♓︎❖︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♌︎◆︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎📪︎ ❍︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵♏︎❒︎⬧︎ ✇︎🖳︎✆︎

  • @leebawt
    @leebawt 3 года назад +41

    5:34 That my friend is something called “trauma core” or “weirdcore”.
    But literally...

    • @iamgraham_
      @iamgraham_ 3 года назад

      Anxiety core, Wheatley’s prized possession

  • @t2hk_
    @t2hk_ 4 года назад +41

    No wonder Bakersfield has "Bakers" in the name. It's literally baking over there.

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente 5 лет назад +70

    1:50
    And it still haunts all mobile Minecraft players to this day

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад

    4:08 The RPM of the disk speed is equal to 2^16-1, which means that the RPM is stored in memory as a 16-bit unsigned integer, and that an integer underflow has happened.

    • @meamech1416
      @meamech1416 2 года назад

      I don't understand a word you said but you sound smart enough to believe

  • @xXCulur
    @xXCulur 5 лет назад +69

    6:57 last saved 737215 days ago, or 2019 years ago
    jesus? is this your score?

    • @Summboddi
      @Summboddi 5 лет назад +1

      It’s actually 2018, it reset the “last time on” to the year zero, or 1/1/0 0:00:00

    • @lofisauce7217
      @lofisauce7217 5 лет назад +1

      Indeed 2019 years ago... This man was far more evolved than all of us.

  • @Squibblez
    @Squibblez 5 лет назад +51

    Your laughter is literally the reason my digestive system hasn't failed me yet.

    • @cookierayyt3406
      @cookierayyt3406 5 лет назад +1

      Wait it has?

    • @cryolato4879
      @cryolato4879 5 лет назад +4

      r/softwaregore

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 5 лет назад +1

      @@cookierayyt3406 "has failed me _yet_ " I think that means it hasn't failed them.

    • @cookierayyt3406
      @cookierayyt3406 5 лет назад +1

      Idk if i got whooshed or u but someone has i can smell it

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 5 лет назад

      @@cookierayyt3406 yeah probably

  • @meowe1079
    @meowe1079 4 года назад +151

    1:11 well it is BAKERSFIELD because it’s definitely being baked

  • @panzer_tank
    @panzer_tank Год назад +1

    1:11 it's called bakersfield for a reason

  • @yonatanbenavi4650
    @yonatanbenavi4650 3 года назад +110

    2:57 just squeezed my lungs out of air haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • @lukakarnickis1159
    @lukakarnickis1159 4 года назад +34

    Damien: I like that corsair gaming keyboard
    Me: Isn’t that Reddragon

  • @oldchannel1312
    @oldchannel1312 2 года назад +1

    hey, that post at 8:13 was mine, i just wanted to get this off my chest.
    my post was a screenshot from a video showcasing various undertale glitches and such. i was rather young at the time and never wanted to steal interactions or anything of the sort from the original video uploader, i didnt even think of the sort.
    emkay was and still is one of my channels and seeing it come up still brings me some joy, but i honestly dont think its deserved anymore, it got 9k or so upvotes from people who were unaware.
    i dont even use reddit anymore. i dont have an account, i rarely ever even visit the site.

  • @3randomidiotsonyoutube
    @3randomidiotsonyoutube 3 года назад +155

    1:57 this guy literally is either glitching, putting on a filter, or doing both.

    • @masonasanford
      @masonasanford 3 года назад +3

      He literally said that his camera broke. Bruh

    • @KamikazeeYT
      @KamikazeeYT 3 года назад +6

      @@masonasanford yes, everybody turns into satan whenever their camera broke, relatable

    • @P-B-B-V-j1d
      @P-B-B-V-j1d 3 года назад +1

      4:31 Florida be like

    • @shivaram737
      @shivaram737 3 года назад

      @@P-B-B-V-j1d anyone knows the theme?

    • @Wina_Wina
      @Wina_Wina 2 года назад

      @@P-B-B-V-j1d lol

  • @wbat5816
    @wbat5816 Год назад +1

    4:40 Your PC was slain by A PRO whilst trying to eliminate viruses