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  • @RobertDecker417
    @RobertDecker417 5 лет назад +6067

    The guy who painted 'Welcome to Cleveland' on his roof is a little bit of a celebrity in Milwaukee. I live in the county right below so I know of him as well.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 лет назад +118

      I also live in the outer area of milwaukee why have I never met him. (probably cause I don't go to social events beyond the state fair and only the state fair cause the best lemonade that I have ever tasted comes from those little white boxes with the word lemonade on top, who cares if its like $7 buy the large and drink 3 of them cause they are so good)
      I know that keeping the large cup allows for cheaper refills, I have not missed a state fair in the last 7 years specifically due to these things.

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 5 лет назад +21

      @@speedy01247 I live in Racine (city as well as county), so I wouldn't have met him either.

    • @justanaveragecommenterwith9720
      @justanaveragecommenterwith9720 5 лет назад +6

      State*
      And you live in Illinois?

    • @collectabl
      @collectabl 5 лет назад +22

      I live in southern Wisconsin so next time I need to fly I will look out for him because my family and I always go to the Milwaukee airport

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 5 лет назад +7

      @@justanaveragecommenterwith9720 I live in Racine County, which is right below Milwaukee County.

  • @WeiYinChan
    @WeiYinChan 5 лет назад +5748

    The Chinese essay is even better when you realise how it’s complaining about how much it sucks in the US, people are getting hurt left in right working on the railway and they don’t get paid enough etc.

    •  4 года назад +510

      Was it not also traditional Chinese, which was standard for the era it was supposed to be from?

    • @Tiniuc
      @Tiniuc 4 года назад +167

      Holy, really?

    • @purpleflowers8723
      @purpleflowers8723 4 года назад +63

      Wow

    • @wokadokadee
      @wokadokadee 4 года назад +106

      _IAmMrMemeGod _ That’s just nowadays. This assignment is assuming that it takes place earlier in time

    • @SakuraLovesong
      @SakuraLovesong 4 года назад +54

      Is that really what it says? That’s hilarious!

  • @Cyra_Kyara
    @Cyra_Kyara 5 лет назад +3757

    Mad Lads: Who are you!?
    First World Anarchist: I'm you, but stronger

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 4 года назад +1923

    r/firstworldanarchists: *"You're weak."*
    r/madlads: *"I'm you."*

    • @carmalizedvegetation5096
      @carmalizedvegetation5096 3 года назад +105

      r/firstworldanarchists is r/madlads but more illegal

    • @edixnathan6110
      @edixnathan6110 3 года назад +27

      @@carmalizedvegetation5096 thats true

    • @Sharlbee
      @Sharlbee 3 года назад +1

      I read anarchists and think TECHNOBLADE from the dream smp

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 3 года назад +7

      @@Sharlbee why? and he's not even from the dream smp?

    • @MC-ur6qv
      @MC-ur6qv 3 года назад +13

      @@Sharlbee dude that’s like saying ryu is from fortnite

  • @holdencornfield472
    @holdencornfield472 5 лет назад +1683

    The person who wrote in Chinese wrote:
    "living conditions are poor here. the work environment is meh.no benefits. but worry not, only about ten people get seriously injured every day. we opened a small shop and it is doing well. My english still isnt that good, but i can understand some of it"

    • @Fave-21
      @Fave-21 5 лет назад +102

      Thank you! Honestly.

    • @Alex-rv6sq
      @Alex-rv6sq 5 лет назад +39

      It actually wrote, FUCK YOU

    • @kazekori9593
      @kazekori9593 5 лет назад +36

      Can confirm singaporean here
      But wtf is the lue lue

    • @_rev1on733
      @_rev1on733 5 лет назад +26

      I’m actually Taiwanese,so I understand all of it

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 5 лет назад +14

      Cant believe this 9gag shitpost is still being reposted to this day

  • @UraniumVulcan
    @UraniumVulcan 4 года назад +1531

    The Chinese immigrant essay thing, THAT KID WAS LEGIT A REAL CHINESE IMMIGRANT THIS IS NOT A MADLAD

    • @cary1056
      @cary1056 4 года назад +355

      He's still a madlad. The teacher was expecting the essay to be in English.

    • @ilikeudonnoodles
      @ilikeudonnoodles 4 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @ilikeudonnoodles
      @ilikeudonnoodles 4 года назад +49

      Was it in traditional Chinese?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 4 года назад +64

      @@ilikeudonnoodles no it was simplified. But the page was really blurry.

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 4 года назад +82

      @CHRIS LIU yeah I looked at it again. It’s traditional

  • @loganxavier
    @loganxavier 4 года назад +1698

    If anyone’s wondering about the white and gold controller joke, there was a thing before that was a dress that some people saw as white and gold, and others as black and blue.

    • @sab5592
      @sab5592 4 года назад +59

      I see it as black and blue 😳

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii 4 года назад +50

      The post disappeared as I realized. My brain just went “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    • @simpleleaf6026
      @simpleleaf6026 3 года назад +5

      @@nordichope7301 STFU

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 года назад +15

      I saw it as blue and gold-

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 года назад +32

      @@nordichope7301 Nah, it's not actually black and blue, I'm not sure what the science behind it is but I do know that it actually does change depending on the person because I see it as light blue and gold for some reason

  • @xenomaster7263
    @xenomaster7263 5 лет назад +2285

    The best way to describe this subreddit:
    *some men just want to watch the world burn*

  • @khaozcat
    @khaozcat 4 года назад +2016

    6:15 He did it. He outpizzaed the hut

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 4 года назад +68

      Impossible perhaps the files are incomplete

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 года назад +15

      Too bad Domino's sucks ass, so the guy who ordered it played himself

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 4 года назад +12

      I mean, in my city there is no Domino's so I have to go out the city to try it. Sadly tho outside the city means a 2 hour flight from an airport which I know for a 12 hour delay so fuck that airport. I only ever ate pizza hut and homemade pizza. So, the point is, is it really that bad?

    • @Appri
      @Appri 4 года назад +44

      @@kennethtimorang8343 No, dominos are at least 17.372 times better than the Hut. Now, here's my reasoning.
      They put 3.68* the toppings than the hut.
      Their pizza has 1.34* the quantity/price value than the Hut.
      Their crust is 3.27* better than the hut.
      They are 1.077 miles closer to my house than the Hut.
      Thus, they are 17.372 times better.

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 4 года назад +10

      @@Appri did you just buy a pizza from both places and measure everything?

  • @FunnehElfOnTheInternet
    @FunnehElfOnTheInternet 5 лет назад +5011

    Bold of you to assume my toothpaste isn't already orange juice

    • @narnit.
      @narnit. 5 лет назад +162

      BREAKING NEWS. Monika has a RUclips account.

    • @kat1565
      @kat1565 5 лет назад +34

      Narnit SAS oh noe.

    • @nickhyena2674
      @nickhyena2674 5 лет назад +59

      A little bit of monika in my life!

    • @wamlythecrabgod2199
      @wamlythecrabgod2199 4 года назад +22

      Look out, we got a badass here

    • @theblackswordsman3612
      @theblackswordsman3612 4 года назад +66

      Oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh oh shit

  • @goldensabertooth2485
    @goldensabertooth2485 4 года назад +2797

    In a parallel universe it’s gonna be “resist communism ,oh and here’s some free shirts”

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 4 года назад +120

      that's just charity

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 4 года назад +25

      Or a not to distant future

    • @rosa1848
      @rosa1848 4 года назад +94

      @@3kojimbles895 Exactly, seems like almost everyone just doesn't know what communism is

    • @NA-nz9lv
      @NA-nz9lv 4 года назад +23

      communist countries didn't give away more free stuff compared to capitalists, both because it doesn't make sense and because they were fucking poor already.

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 4 года назад +59

      @@NA-nz9lv yikes my guy seems like you don’t know the first thing about communism

  • @OpiumPrime28
    @OpiumPrime28 5 лет назад +4020

    *Me and son talking in the future*
    Son: "dad what caused your life to spiral out of control?"
    Me: *drinks 8 gallons of whiskey* "well it all started with this dress that was black and blue but everyone said it was white and gold. But don't even get me started on yanny and Laurel"

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 4 года назад +947

    “First world anarchists”
    Wait, isn’t that just Madlads with extra steps?

  • @scarywaterhorse9152
    @scarywaterhorse9152 5 лет назад +4551

    rules don't apply to good dogs

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  5 лет назад +206

      Agreed.

    • @ko-kun2579
      @ko-kun2579 5 лет назад +24

      Adorable dog video 😁❤️: ruclips.net/video/wpV-gGA4PSk/видео.html

    • @jacksonadams9265
      @jacksonadams9265 5 лет назад +40

      R/SelfPromoters

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee 5 лет назад +4

      He replies???? That's awesome

    • @doubledare7736
      @doubledare7736 5 лет назад +1

      Oz Media what if its a bad dog its trained but injures kids that aren’t even scared

  • @fronniecoded
    @fronniecoded 4 года назад +134

    7:33 ive never heard of "I'm gonna put orange juice in your toothpaste" as a threat

  • @Ender0214
    @Ender0214 5 лет назад +677

    “Corporate wants you to find the difference in these pictures”
    *this subreddit*
    *r/madlads*
    Me: they’re the same picture

    • @mustanger5450
      @mustanger5450 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @Cdv3_
      @Cdv3_ 5 лет назад +6

      Irk

    • @mustanger5450
      @mustanger5450 5 лет назад +8

      @@Cdv3_ say hello now! because imma screenshot this and send to r/madlads subreddit

    • @dontestevens4831
      @dontestevens4831 5 лет назад +2

      @@mustanger5450 I'm gonna be that one guy who says can I be in the post

  • @christopherhernandez3977
    @christopherhernandez3977 5 лет назад +583

    8:08 “Pepsi T-shirt, a Coca-Cola museum, I don’t give a damn.”

    • @Sup-rh4eu
      @Sup-rh4eu 4 года назад +4

      Christopher Hernandez I read that in that kids voice 😂😂😂

  • @maeg4772
    @maeg4772 5 лет назад +536

    “I’m going to put orange juice in your toothpaste” is probably one of the greatest threats ever.

    • @dukethecrusader7815
      @dukethecrusader7815 5 лет назад +1

      Imma sub to you cause I can

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 лет назад +5

      It scares me.

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo 5 лет назад +1

      Idaho Man is not a being with which you should mess.

    • @citrusfriend532
      @citrusfriend532 5 лет назад +6

      I’m going to put toothpaste in your orange juice-

    • @Tsuginocest
      @Tsuginocest 5 лет назад

      “ I’m gonna spam you with Mikado from chapter 4 and 2”
      Is my threat

  • @francissitchon9321
    @francissitchon9321 4 года назад +404

    _The toaster has 24 Processors_
    *_Holy shit_*

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 года назад +8

      What is that 7th gen Core i7 😂😂

    • @googa9965
      @googa9965 3 года назад +6

      @@ranjanbiswas3233 bro he got that threadripper

    • @applejambers7674
      @applejambers7674 3 года назад

      The cheapest CPU with that muck cores is roughly $900 I think

  • @engineercatgirl4797
    @engineercatgirl4797 4 года назад +137

    I thought the “GO lol” stop sign was a little threatening. Like you’re just driving around town and there’s a sign telling you to go, to get away from there, that would be unsettling

  • @belgianfried
    @belgianfried 4 года назад +1509

    He wrote it in Chinese starting off with
    My experiences in the West reinforces my opinion of the west being corrupt
    or something like that then continued to roast the west lol

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 4 года назад +31

      Big oof

    • @bobthebuilder3615
      @bobthebuilder3615 4 года назад +13

      He can go back to his sweatshop in China lol

    • @YuraKloud
      @YuraKloud 3 года назад +146

      Mate even used traditional Chinese for 1870 setting, mad respect.
      He wrote “My life quality over here is absolute shit. The environment which I work under is bad, and there isn’t any employee benefits. But don’t worry, there’s only about ten people getting injured each day, and I’m very cautious. We started a store of our own, and the business is booming. Although I don’t truly understand English, but I can somewhat ...”
      then it’s cut off.
      But mans handwriting was absolute shit, almost as shit as mine.

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 3 года назад +15

      @@YuraKloud damn, I only learn simplified Chinese so idk about that lol though I think my name is in traditional idk

    • @YuraKloud
      @YuraKloud 3 года назад +25

      @@belgianfried instant reply from an 8 month old comment, wow. But yeah, don’t know why you would ever want to learn Chinese but good luck with your future study! Don’t worry about traditional Chinese cause there’s really not many people that uses it anymore. I think the Taiwan and Hong Kong people uses them, and some other place, but yeah.

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +845

    If everyone just stopped paying taxes, the government couldn’t do much.

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 5 лет назад +140

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @thehungazza2628
      @thehungazza2628 5 лет назад +81

      You dont have to pay taxes, your a fuckin flying fish

    • @thehungazza2628
      @thehungazza2628 5 лет назад +35

      Indeed,1992 YAMAHA Golf Cart
      They are evading taxes and should be yeeted out of the ocean

    • @mosestheweirdolee4669
      @mosestheweirdolee4669 5 лет назад +12

      Good advice from a good boss fight!

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, but if one person stops paying taxes... you're screwed.

  • @idbestshutup
    @idbestshutup 5 лет назад +2807

    When they said “do not flush with foot” I just imagined someone just putting their foot in the bowl and shoving it down

  • @akoyupuan4830
    @akoyupuan4830 4 года назад +230

    I came here for the memes and I stayed here just to hear this guy laugh.
    Seriously his laugh makes me happy.

  • @olisa76
    @olisa76 5 лет назад +416

    1:57 for the people who didnt get the joke: remember when there was that dress going on where people saw it different colors? Thats what they did.

  • @K-Lowe
    @K-Lowe 5 лет назад +889

    2:05, hes talking about the dress color, people thought it was white and gold, and some thought it was black and blue, playstation is just playing off that

    • @thequeenofangst7371
      @thequeenofangst7371 5 лет назад +37

      I saw blue and gold so

    • @thequeenofangst7371
      @thequeenofangst7371 5 лет назад +59

      @@salty-gj7rs ok who are you to tell me what I did or did not see?
      Granted it was a darker shade of gold, that looked more brown. But you are not me, and therefore cannot tell me what I saw.

    • @wlt3585
      @wlt3585 5 лет назад +51

      @@thequeenofangst7371 You idiot, it was red and purple. Foh with your lies

    • @keyionscott525
      @keyionscott525 5 лет назад +4

      What

    • @cinnafontane7803
      @cinnafontane7803 5 лет назад +1

      @@thequeenofangst7371 same ^^

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 4 года назад +78

    "I'll put Orange juice in you tooth paste" is the new "I hope you stub your toe"

    • @justchaotic.
      @justchaotic. 3 года назад +6

      Or "I hope your pillow isn't cold on both sides"

    • @redbear5627
      @redbear5627 3 года назад +1

      what about 'I'll put tooth paste in your orange juice' that sounds substantially worse

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 3 года назад

      ​@@redbear5627 yeah, but I think, the other way round is way more destructive, since you´ve got to still brush your teeth, but get the orange juice directly afterwards, making the whole experience way more painful. tooth paste in orange juice you gulp down, it tastes weird at worst, but after you gulp it down, you´re done with it, whereas the OJ while teeth brushing is a prolonged exposure to being in pain.

  • @gold571
    @gold571 4 года назад +60

    “I would much rather flush my foot” is the best sentence I have heard all day

  • @pixelhavoc4950
    @pixelhavoc4950 5 лет назад +756

    The new white and gold dual shock 4.
    Me: *Having flashbacks to simpler times*

    • @meowmeowmaxx
      @meowmeowmaxx 5 лет назад +8

      Some see a ruby and sapphire in your profile pic, I see a garnet

    • @pixelhavoc4950
      @pixelhavoc4950 5 лет назад +4

      @@meowmeowmaxx I was going to hippocriticaly complain that people from the su fandom were yet again following me but I see what you did and I respect it.

    • @derjores2livex296
      @derjores2livex296 4 года назад +7

      Please explain

    • @pixelhavoc4950
      @pixelhavoc4950 4 года назад

      @@derjores2livex296 found someone way too young to be here.

    • @meowmeowmaxx
      @meowmeowmaxx 4 года назад +1

      @@derjores2livex296 the internet back in the good ol' days

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 5 лет назад +481

    2:10 - Sees Hat Kid.
    "Ah. I see you're a man of culture as well."

  • @calumennis7121
    @calumennis7121 4 года назад +89

    I wrote a Chinese letter similar to this and my teacher legit said:
    Why

  • @shadowsoulless6227
    @shadowsoulless6227 Год назад +30

    I love the fact that on the Starbucks one not only did they cover the logo with a sticker but they also made the drizzle on top look the most unaesthetic that they could

  • @gobskhosla861
    @gobskhosla861 5 лет назад +254

    Oz media: someone take that dog home!
    Emkay: he’s mine now. I want him. He belongs to me now

  • @justabrokeman
    @justabrokeman 5 лет назад +742

    So it’s r/madlads, but they’re trying to be madlads

  • @buggy7073
    @buggy7073 4 года назад +90

    10:00
    It's always after eight - AM, PM, the previous day. It's always after eight.

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 3 года назад +1

      I actually tilted my head and looked at my wall, thats so good

  • @thekrillster3331
    @thekrillster3331 4 года назад +50

    "World's Most Cynical Art Student" is a feat in and of itself.

  • @nycto5335
    @nycto5335 5 лет назад +1495

    I read it as "Antichrist" 😂

    • @ipancakepanda
      @ipancakepanda 5 лет назад +105

      I read your comment as Anarchist, and I thought I read the title wrong

    • @EvonixTheGreatest
      @EvonixTheGreatest 5 лет назад +15

      Close enough

    • @kitsuneakage22
      @kitsuneakage22 5 лет назад +14

      Whats the difference

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 5 лет назад +47

      @@ipancakepanda i read your comment as analchrist since i have cracks on my phone and had to reread it

    • @VoidishFox
      @VoidishFox 4 года назад +15

      First World Antichrist, sounds like a good name for something, not sure what yet though, maybe a comic or band, but damn if that doesn't sound like a good name

  • @veefrain6232
    @veefrain6232 4 года назад +261

    "Woda dla psa" water for dog, in polish, bless that kitty cat

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 4 года назад +17

      The rules don't apply when you *T H O R S T Y*

    • @angrycatinbunnyhat3721
      @angrycatinbunnyhat3721 3 года назад +3

      @Oddity
      *MMMMM CAT JUICE*

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re 2 года назад

      @@angrycatinbunnyhat3721 r/noahgettheboat

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 5 лет назад +162

    8:40
    I've never had such respect for anyone british since the monty pythons

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 года назад +109

    Everybody in the USA should evade taxes from now on. That way, we'll all save money.
    Restoration 100
    Speech 100

    • @kaleidoscope5054
      @kaleidoscope5054 3 года назад +4

      They can't arrest all of us!

    • @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284
      @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284 3 года назад +2

      Everyone just stop paying taxes
      *wait no murders need a place to go
      Wait that's why islands exist send them there

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 3 года назад

      @McMari Pretty sure there's like 300 million here.

    • @charnor2727
      @charnor2727 2 года назад

      @@purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284 I would like to inform you that Australia is it's own country now

    • @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284
      @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284 2 года назад

      @@charnor2727
      I'm confused I'm sorry

  • @NS-wc3ox
    @NS-wc3ox 5 лет назад +163

    I just realised oz's voice is deathly similar to that one french fry conspiracy dude in steven universe

  • @MersuneLiku
    @MersuneLiku 5 лет назад +281

    2:53 It bothers me that the 'G' is peeling off

  • @حَسن-م3ه9ظ
    @حَسن-م3ه9ظ 5 лет назад +39

    "Anarchism is when you break rules and the more rules you break the anarchister it is"
    -Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

  • @asmillingchihuahua9858
    @asmillingchihuahua9858 4 года назад +44

    Do people not realize he almost destroyed the geneva convention when he said: "If you are my roommate, and you did, i will put orange juice in your toothpaste". Its basically a warcrime, orange juice after brushing your teeth is absolutely, eternaly, *disgusting*

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re 2 года назад +2

      It's not *that* bad
      School food is worse

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover 5 лет назад +93

    1:10 The "Lol" is a very nice touch

  • @the_hanburger
    @the_hanburger 4 года назад +245

    9:46
    **GIORNO'S THEME INTENSIFIES**

  • @Falorem
    @Falorem 5 лет назад +61

    “If you are my roommate and you did this, *I’m putting orange juice in your toothpaste* “ Oz 2019

  • @nathanstrydom3300
    @nathanstrydom3300 4 года назад +22

    “You claim to dislike capitalism yet you make money, cuuuuuurious”

    • @charnor2727
      @charnor2727 2 года назад +4

      Just because I don't like capitalism doesn't mean I don't have to interact with the system

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 5 лет назад +365

    I still want Scottishpeopletwitter with mini Oz.

    • @buttadawg493
      @buttadawg493 5 лет назад +11

      i support that a lot

    • @henteagustav
      @henteagustav 5 лет назад +4

      SCOTTISH MINI OZ YES

    • @mystermanne4291
      @mystermanne4291 5 лет назад +3

      I dig the pfp

    • @FayePhoenix13
      @FayePhoenix13 5 лет назад +6

      *I would be happy to do that if θZ would let me but θZ doesnt like me that much*

    • @FayePhoenix13
      @FayePhoenix13 5 лет назад +1

      @Jewelery In The Sea ₩μ¥ μ€ГГθ +쀬€

  • @ReStartermusic
    @ReStartermusic 3 года назад +9

    5:00 the best part is said dude wrote it in the older version of Chinese where the words are harder to write due to an increased number of strokes, mad lad 👍🏻

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 5 лет назад +65

    6:15
    typping the n-word(a not r) in the chat of a gmod server after being given an n-word pass by obama

  • @erroruser_not_found5583
    @erroruser_not_found5583 3 года назад +8

    "I'm an adult and nobody can stop me" me scared for my life wondering how they are not in a mental institution for putting papa John's garlic in their coffee machine

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 5 лет назад +38

    Me: *Puts rubbish in the recycling*
    Also me: *I’m an agent of chaos*

  • @momononon
    @momononon 5 лет назад +66

    2:00 to anyone who doesn’t get it, it’s the white and gold, blue and black dress meme thing from like ages ago

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 5 лет назад +37

    If I ever quite a job, I am sure as f**k writing my resignment in Italian.

  • @NiennaFan1
    @NiennaFan1 3 года назад +41

    The "the enemy within" thing perfectly proves my theory that Among Us is a great way for kids to learn about how prejudice works! (with the one caveat that in Among Us there are actually enemies within trying to kill everyone and in real life usually the supposed enemies within are just trying to go grocery shopping or something

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 года назад +1

      How does Among Us teach about prejudice? /gen

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 3 года назад

      @Basically I'm Schlorping I just meant that the mindset it puts people into is a good proxy (I think) for the mindset you want to avoid in real life because it means you're being a bigoted asshole, especially in public lobbies where people yell "sus" for no reason

    • @JoaHosoi
      @JoaHosoi 3 года назад

      trying to understand if this is a joke or a ehehhe

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 3 года назад

      @@JoaHosoi Well I think it is funny but I am serious about - what I mean, quite seriously, is that if you are talking about something related to "the enemy within", and you sound as stupid and paranoid as an Among Us public lobby, you are probably wrong and just being racist or wahtever! (like the whole white cops assuming black people are all violent thing, while a very serious issue (and video games are not a serious issue), reflects a level of stupidity/not thinking that is comparable to some kid yelling "SUS" for no reason in a public lobby, and you would hope that adults would know better!)

  • @Draghtnim
    @Draghtnim 5 лет назад +29

    Woda dla psa (aka. Water for your dog)
    Cat: you dont understand my power!
    Also cat: breaks rule

  • @wafflesthearttoad6916
    @wafflesthearttoad6916 5 лет назад +195

    9:48 DIOgiorno, I had to say it. It’s been in my head for like a week.

  • @alpharussiangoat812
    @alpharussiangoat812 5 лет назад +41

    Russia:*has a no swimming sign*
    Me:*starts swimming*
    Russia:*assembles military* “U weren’t supposed to do that.”

    • @jacquelinramos3364
      @jacquelinramos3364 4 года назад

      O my god snaptube nothing you want me to just like late the Chinese compass Listen to I want you to you listening to right now give China Chinese yesterday

    • @jacquelinramos3364
      @jacquelinramos3364 4 года назад

      15 what is not will you please 51 in is do you want to do you do need any back I will give you swimming go will give you the book Godly imma give you Robux when Newman 1000 Robux and 1 million Roblox in one meal and meal and meal in Roblox 1 reduced what one more imma give you that way you be cash out of one I 51 Is Not What It Seems is there something and we like our so I asked you to Skype in spycakes and OB my cake is loveland's to do what I want there bots in don't look up you woke up your dead

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 года назад +2

      @@jacquelinramos3364 ..... excuse me sir, what?

  • @karimi8467
    @karimi8467 3 года назад +10

    The resist capitalism's shop is just a capitalism resistant test

  • @afish2311
    @afish2311 5 лет назад +32

    4:58 That was one of the students of one of my former teachers in high school. Funny thing was that he didn't even know Chinese until he got this assignment and because this was homework he only had one night to do that.

    • @cow-stealin-gal
      @cow-stealin-gal 5 лет назад +2

      A Fish what did he write? I honestly can’t read Chinese.

    • @afish2311
      @afish2311 5 лет назад +3

      @@cow-stealin-gal I don't know either it's just a story I was told by the teacher.

    • @cow-stealin-gal
      @cow-stealin-gal 5 лет назад

      Oh.

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 4 года назад +113

    6:20
    He literally out Pizzas the hut

    • @tess4518
      @tess4518 4 года назад +14

      *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair 3 года назад +4

      They couldn't avoid the noid.

  • @PrinceMult
    @PrinceMult 5 лет назад +15

    At 3:50 Oz says “I would rather flush my foot then use my hands”
    So he wants to flush his foot down the toilet!

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier 4 года назад +9

    7:46 ~Chinese man appears~
    The Chinese man: "you are gonna spend the rest of your life at my home"

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 5 лет назад +204

    Yeah, these guys are pretty lame; let's break people's cars for using gasoline.

    • @friedroach
      @friedroach 5 лет назад +3

      Caleb Chaney guess I’ll fuel my car with apple juice

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 5 лет назад

      Hell yea!

  • @chich-ai
    @chich-ai 5 лет назад +41

    When I saw the blue and black playstation controller in the "white and gold" post I actually laughed
    Because I still remember that dress

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 5 лет назад +32

    I did not know this was a subreddit but I love it now that I do.

  • @eeveewashere4754
    @eeveewashere4754 3 года назад +7

    8:57 No for real, I know someone who did this. They did it at the keurig at their work and asked if they should. I didn’t exactly tell them to but I didn’t stop them either. They drank it too. What followed was my witnessing them going through the five stages of grief in 30 seconds within the discord chat

  • @chimpthrownoutofaplane3521
    @chimpthrownoutofaplane3521 5 лет назад +25

    Not even kidding, when I first got to this I was literally thinking about someone stomping their foot in the toilet... 3:56

  • @memereview30
    @memereview30 5 лет назад +110

    can smeone just make a clip of him screaming "F**K you its october" at 4:03

  • @foxclownz
    @foxclownz 5 лет назад +31

    “ do not doot in this zone “
    you @ the dooting skeleton boys

  • @stoneforest2639
    @stoneforest2639 4 года назад +28

    9:24 this is when you start posting random cursed images, such as Spider-Man eating an onion ring.
    Edit: wtf you talking about 5 months younger me?
    Edit 2: hello 9 month old younger me.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +2

      Past you has a warped sense of time

    • @Patrickh08
      @Patrickh08 3 года назад +2

      My internet is not orange green green brown green green orange green green brown green green orange green green brown green green orange green

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 2 года назад

      Year younger you has a warped sense of time

  • @NotMyActualNameexe
    @NotMyActualNameexe 5 лет назад +17

    I love how people spell ‘definitely’ as ‘defiantly’ and never notice

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 года назад +2

      Oh, they're spelling it definately, and autocorrect kicks in

  • @pepeshel8445
    @pepeshel8445 5 лет назад +66

    2:00 you should aDRESS the joke

  • @abyssmonarchmc
    @abyssmonarchmc 5 лет назад +58

    a true madlad would make a subreddit about madlads and post it to r/firstworldanarchists and then post the post from r/firstworldanarchists to r/madlads and once someone goes to the subreddit they will then make a post titled: “welcome to r/youranidiot” and someone will notice the spelling mistake and therefore, i dont know what happens next.

    • @abyssmonarchmc
      @abyssmonarchmc 5 лет назад

      ItsMadd thank you

    • @abyssmonarchmc
      @abyssmonarchmc 5 лет назад

      Allan Nelson you’re welcome, Allan

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya 5 лет назад

      idk who Chiaki is, but that profile pic is good

    • @abyssmonarchmc
      @abyssmonarchmc 5 лет назад

      YtoSk thank you, chiaki is from SDR2. its a danganronpa game :>

    • @RinRin-pp6oy
      @RinRin-pp6oy 5 лет назад

      @@abyssmonarchmc I see you everywhere and I'm not dissapointed

  • @Chia_Mochia
    @Chia_Mochia 3 года назад +2

    So for the moment at around 5:14, here's a story: A my mom's workplace, there was this one person who would turn off the ac due to it being "too cold". My mom has asthma. Since this happened at the beginning of the pandemic, her doctor had to tell her to stay home, or else her workplace wouldn't let my mom work from home.
    So yeah that's that.

  • @Sh0gai
    @Sh0gai 5 лет назад +35

    1:50 That’s damn dress
    Once you see it you never unsee it

    • @william...
      @william... 5 лет назад +2

      Oh now I get it

    • @darealrylocke6531
      @darealrylocke6531 5 лет назад

      I still dont get it please explain

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 5 лет назад +1

      @@darealrylocke6531 it was an internet thing from years ago about a black and blue striped dress or white and gold but they where the same colour. Search it up

    • @firephoenix1467
      @firephoenix1467 5 лет назад +1

      oh shit I forgot about that

    • @scottyiguess2726
      @scottyiguess2726 5 лет назад +1

      *And Hat Kid is in this video too*

  • @Emi_Tempi
    @Emi_Tempi 5 лет назад +74

    Having no headphones and on the loudest setting caused some unwanted attention.

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 5 лет назад

      Pikachux_pert lmaooo happened to me, too

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 5 лет назад

      And that's why I wore earbuds.

  • @sanhubert2922
    @sanhubert2922 5 лет назад +40

    It took me to long to realize that it wasn't supposed to be go

  • @JustAJinx-ci6hg
    @JustAJinx-ci6hg 4 года назад +16

    4:40 My heart melted a little bit...

  • @bunbun2376
    @bunbun2376 4 года назад +41

    I'm just now realizing that I'm way too obsessed with Good omens because when I saw the thumbnail my initial thought was that the GO stood for good omens and not just the regular fucking word

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 5 лет назад +68

    1:48 you can see him in the mirror with his phone looks so strange how he took the picture
    Edit: hol up
    Is that the ok hand?
    F***

  • @boomboom6410
    @boomboom6410 4 года назад +7

    For those of you confused by the tweet at 1:58, it's suppose to be a parody of the blue dress debate that was going around.

  • @Masterchief-ku7uo
    @Masterchief-ku7uo 4 года назад +10

    You gave me PTSD when you played the spooky scary skeleton song cause it's my alarm for when I wake up for school

  • @lulialmir
    @lulialmir 5 лет назад +285

    9:46
    I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream...

  • @cometstarburough
    @cometstarburough 5 лет назад +59

    Me: *choosing a video to watch at 3am*
    Oz: ReSiSt CaPiTaLiSm!!!

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 5 лет назад +2

      When I clicked it, I did not expect to see my hometown in it. It makes me so irrationally happy :)
      It's at 11:17

  • @AnimeSunglasses
    @AnimeSunglasses 3 года назад +4

    I... I have a lot off genuine respect for that art student.

  • @ghost_kitsune
    @ghost_kitsune 3 года назад +7

    2:06 Me who genuinely didnt understand the joke and needed an explanation: *why are we still here, just so suffer*

    • @RR-qk3ki
      @RR-qk3ki 3 года назад +1

      Do you remember the "is it white and gold or blue and black? " dress? well it's that except it's a controler

  • @clight8778
    @clight8778 5 лет назад +80

    1:45 Is her hand doing what I think it’s doing?
    “Car mirror”

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 5 лет назад +4

      It's her index finger stabilizing her phone, don't worry

    • @Headlock123456789
      @Headlock123456789 5 лет назад +1

      Cory Lewis Nah, if you look closely you might notice that a hand wouldn’t usually bend that way. But I have to say, it definitely looked like it at first.

    • @nextios780
      @nextios780 5 лет назад

      Shit

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 5 лет назад

      Nex tios What?

    • @nextios780
      @nextios780 5 лет назад

      @@wdf_skar they got me with the finger circle

  • @youtubeclan4728
    @youtubeclan4728 5 лет назад +39

    Dang I never realized how weird every one in OK is

  • @eren7350
    @eren7350 4 года назад +5

    9:15
    10 days later, the Karen makes fun of the left by calling them easily triggered. This is actually pretty funny to me lmao

  • @guesswho4467
    @guesswho4467 4 года назад +8

    2:04 I thought that I wasn't deep enough into the internet to get that reference but damn, afer a few seconds of thought I realized lmao that's hilarious

    • @SteevOQ
      @SteevOQ 3 года назад +3

      Would you care to tell the reference? I’m stupid lol
      Edit: OHHHHH I GET IT NOW

    • @poliwagpi4554
      @poliwagpi4554 3 года назад +1

      i dont get it
      edit: OOOOOOOH I GET IT OK THATS HILARIOUS
      NO ONE SAY IT

  • @arandomfireant4132
    @arandomfireant4132 5 лет назад +32

    6:51 There is even an apple!!! ToT

  • @luciereeves4482
    @luciereeves4482 4 года назад +31

    I feel like OZ has somehow reached a level of power where he can be a cinnamon roll and swear at the same time.
    Also putting orange juice in someone's toothpaste is despicable and just NO

    • @laffytaffycreations
      @laffytaffycreations 4 года назад

      The trick is to not brush your teeth in the first place unless you have to (dentist appointment, night out with friends, etc.) because otherwise no one cares

  • @thiswasamistake123
    @thiswasamistake123 4 года назад +60

    9:46
    Giorno Giovanna is shaking in his -boots- dreams

    • @nichirinbullets
      @nichirinbullets 3 года назад +2

      Fun Fact: The official DiGiorno Twitter account temporarily changed their name to DiJolyne to celebrate the announcement of Stone Ocean

    • @yosef7345
      @yosef7345 3 года назад

      Why your a men i do for fun huh why but do not for fun

    • @nichirinbullets
      @nichirinbullets 3 года назад +1

      @@yosef7345 ???

  • @ticket7161
    @ticket7161 3 года назад +7

    2:12 referring to the time the entire internet went mad over a dress that we couldn’t tell if it was blue or gold and white. It’s actually really funny but they areeee very late. Still, I like it. I’m autistic so it was hard to tell for m but I got it

  • @CoconutNucifera
    @CoconutNucifera 5 лет назад +13

    "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!"
    Me: Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru.

    • @its_raining_here411
      @its_raining_here411 5 лет назад

      「A JoJo Fan」
      Is this some JoJo joke that I'm to stupid to understand

    • @CoconutNucifera
      @CoconutNucifera 4 года назад

      @@its_raining_here411 JoJoke*

    • @heyitz_ch3rriez
      @heyitz_ch3rriez 4 года назад

      we really cant care less about jojo. please never mention jojo ever again because your jokes are awful anyway.

    • @CoconutNucifera
      @CoconutNucifera 4 года назад +1

      @@heyitz_ch3rriez what's wrong? Are you criticising A JoJo Fan in a Crazy Noisy Bizarre Internet?

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 5 лет назад +8

    In fairness, the Chinese letter one actually turned out to be an assignment in a Chinese language class. Just here to ruin everyone's fun. As you were, gentlemen.

  • @enderborn6860
    @enderborn6860 5 лет назад +15

    2:06 WHY YOU GOTTA BRING BACK MEMORIES OF THE GREAT DRESS WAR

    • @hamsmacker11
      @hamsmacker11 5 лет назад

      EnderBorn please explain this to me I need to know this

    • @majomhaha5026
      @majomhaha5026 5 лет назад

      Explain

    • @sinnerthesinful552
      @sinnerthesinful552 5 лет назад +3

      It's a reference to a post that went viral, it was the picture of a dress, and the internet cought fire about the collor of the dress, some people saying it was white and gold, some people saying it was blue and black

    • @jakes.4147
      @jakes.4147 5 лет назад +1

      DUDE I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. I had no idea what the joke was, and it's all coming back now.

    • @scottyiguess2726
      @scottyiguess2726 5 лет назад

      *I'm gonna tell every comment about how Hat Kid was there too*

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 4 года назад +22

    me: **saves my game in animal crossing new leaf**
    acnl: saving. don't touch the power button.
    me: heheh touch