WATCHING AN AMISH ROMANTIC COMEDY

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  • WATCHING AN AMISH ROMANTIC COMEDY
    happy valentine's day to all the amish people out there. luv u.
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    if ya haven't seen my first video about christian netflix watch it: • REACTING TO NETFLIX FO...
    dude... pureflix is wild. #pureflix
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  • @beckwells25
    @beckwells25 4 года назад +2516

    And remember, kids, premarital eye contact is a sin.

  • @megan1026
    @megan1026 4 года назад +7529

    "these people feel like family" allie blink twice if you need us to come cancel your pure flicks account

    • @fernandosobrino3118
      @fernandosobrino3118 4 года назад +670

      brave of you to think Ally has only one Pureflix account

    • @number1semetaryfan
      @number1semetaryfan 4 года назад +192

      The purest flick

    • @pinkghostie
      @pinkghostie 4 года назад +24

      15:57

    • @TwiddleFingersDB
      @TwiddleFingersDB 4 года назад +24

      It's Marina Joyce all over again

    • @willowarceneaux434
      @willowarceneaux434 4 года назад +20

      Ally Hills by “these people feel like family” do you perhaps mean the the dysfunctional-yet-tolerable insane type of family

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 4 года назад +3516

    oh to be a lesbian that walks into an elevator that’s actually broken and then it falls and i get crushed to death

    • @mrinternet4800
      @mrinternet4800 4 года назад +244

      two lesbians walk into an elevator.....

    • @mezvii8260
      @mezvii8260 4 года назад +246

      oh my god they were elevator mates . . .

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 года назад +38

      But to be fair, the main character was horrified by the idea of that happening. It was the worst case scenario he could imagine. I think that scene was meant to show that not all Christians are homophobes.

    • @aj_814
      @aj_814 4 года назад +84

      @@BarterTom doesn't mean i don't wanna walk into an elevator that's actually broken and then it falls and i get crushed to death

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 года назад +2

      yeet You mean you do want to?

  • @alizardinyourroom1361
    @alizardinyourroom1361 4 года назад +2870

    i love how clueless Ally is of Christianity. It's so refreshing, like a cool drink of water.

    • @nightjetts
      @nightjetts 3 года назад +109

      It is like sipping pure dry ice when you live in the midwest

    • @zuzu1443
      @zuzu1443 3 года назад +45

      I mean... same here. I don’t know shit about religion .3.

    • @alizardinyourroom1361
      @alizardinyourroom1361 3 года назад +54

      @@zuzu1443 amazing! I'm so happy for you

    • @zuzu1443
      @zuzu1443 3 года назад +8

      Ty ;_;

    • @Nourhen.
      @Nourhen. 3 года назад +10

      @@alizardinyourroom1361 why is it bad to be religious or something?

  • @siccjai
    @siccjai 4 года назад +3495

    Ally’s next video: “I got hired to be a writer on Pureflix”

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 года назад +30

      I really hope so.

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 4 года назад +48

      If this comes to be, she has to convince them to make a sequel/spin-off of that Amish Bachelorette show. Complete with Tiffany. All about Tiffany, really.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 3 года назад +12

      Yes. Please. Let’s have the gays infiltrate Pureflix. >:D

    • @buggymah
      @buggymah Год назад

      I need this

  • @superrinusblick4222
    @superrinusblick4222 4 года назад +1207

    "I never felt this way FOR A GIRL" well someone is bi

    • @mrinternet4800
      @mrinternet4800 3 года назад +35

      don't get my hopes up

    • @afallavollita2995
      @afallavollita2995 3 года назад +6

      sjsjsjsjsjsjj

    • @golden_larry2864
      @golden_larry2864 3 года назад +9

      Or pan, demi, omni, poly etc

    • @superrinusblick4222
      @superrinusblick4222 3 года назад +22

      @@golden_larry2864isn't poly different? I thought it means multiple people. so like more than two people in a relationship

    • @golden_larry2864
      @golden_larry2864 3 года назад +4

      @@superrinusblick4222 Well yeah, but it could be multiple guys in a relationship i think

  • @biblicallyaccurateshlong2565
    @biblicallyaccurateshlong2565 4 года назад +714

    “amish” and “romantic comedy” are three words i never thought would be near each other

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 3 года назад +12

      And yet this trope keeps happening in small quantities.

    • @pumpnix7243
      @pumpnix7243 3 года назад +2

      For Richer of Poorer ~~ Another “Amish” and “romantic comedy” film from the 90s LOL 😆

  • @birdylady3332
    @birdylady3332 4 года назад +302

    “ you can’t offend EVERYONE in a single movie”
    Holy man undercover: Hold my beer

  • @crumblyairship
    @crumblyairship 4 года назад +3479

    next up: Ally shows up on My Strange Addiction and she talks about her obsession with PureFlix

  • @Heyhowdyhi
    @Heyhowdyhi 4 года назад +2170

    Roy getting “attacked” by homeless people looks like they’re tickling him lmao

    • @echoinsanity971
      @echoinsanity971 4 года назад +53

      its the tickle monster

    • @XxxXmcr41XxxX
      @XxxXmcr41XxxX 4 года назад +5

      its like Tarantinos foot thing but with tickling maybe 🤔🤔

    • @jessicaHHHHHH
      @jessicaHHHHHH 4 года назад +9

      They _are_ attacking him. Tickling is one of the worst forms of torture out there. I’d rather be stabbed than tickled.

    • @trueblueclue
      @trueblueclue 3 года назад

      Tickling is pretty terrifying.

  • @freakofnature9580
    @freakofnature9580 3 года назад +179

    This seems like a weird, religious, offensive Onision sketch from 2010

    • @leiacartier2259
      @leiacartier2259 3 года назад +1

      Omg yesss 😅

    • @stuffz4040
      @stuffz4040 2 года назад

      Inverse onision. Not opposite cause that would be someone better, but this is the opposite version of all the things but still bad

  • @GooberDoober-fm4ws
    @GooberDoober-fm4ws 3 года назад +420

    this is like the opposite of christianity. Jesus himself was homeless.

    • @dinkerz
      @dinkerz 3 года назад +15

      Was he homeless or was he nomadic? Genuine question.

    • @FirstNameLastName-xs9nx
      @FirstNameLastName-xs9nx 3 года назад +38

      boy was a carpenter and couldnt even build himself a house smh

    • @melancholicpeaceencapsulated
      @melancholicpeaceencapsulated 3 года назад +12

      @@FirstNameLastName-xs9nx PFHFGUNFUBGBXN as a former christian/questioning my beliefs this is so funny

    • @melancholicpeaceencapsulated
      @melancholicpeaceencapsulated 3 года назад +14

      @@dinkerz i think he was more of nomadic. he wasn't really homeless.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 года назад +2

      @@dinkerz No, he wasn't homeless.

  • @lesdyxiatoo
    @lesdyxiatoo 4 года назад +1083

    So David A.R. White is essentially the Christian Adam Sandler

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 года назад +14

      Okay, okay, this is a tough one. I think I agree, but I think I enjoy David A.R. White a lot more....but I blame Ally for that.

    • @bunn__y
      @bunn__y 4 года назад +15

      I never thought I would see something that would make me see Adam Sandler as not that bad, thankyou.

    • @raccoonboi4225
      @raccoonboi4225 4 года назад +12

      Except David won't ever have a punch-drunk love or uncut gems or big daddy or Happy Gilmore or any charm whatsoever that makes people like him.

  • @loreleimonn3220
    @loreleimonn3220 4 года назад +1790

    I was raised rlly religious, and my dad had us watch Pureflix movies unironically. And I’m starting to think they’re contractually obligated to be grossly offensive

    • @BananaGeekLord
      @BananaGeekLord 4 года назад +104

      Same here, but luckily before Pureflix. Instead, I was raised Mormon, and they have an entertainment company that makes good, holesome Mormon movies. They're generally about as bad as they sound.

    • @loreleimonn3220
      @loreleimonn3220 4 года назад +30

      Tyler Baker Lmao yeah I bet. I didn’t grow up watching Pureflix luckily, but definitely a few years ago we started watching them

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 года назад +9

      F 😔 that's awful

    • @mjp2palmtree
      @mjp2palmtree 4 года назад +5

      @@BananaGeekLord I was raised Mormon too!

    • @fletcherxdesign
      @fletcherxdesign 4 года назад +79

      My mom told me “gay people are fucked up in the head” when I came out. & now she texts me everyday saying there’s so many other great women out there (she hated my ex). Point of the story is, people will surprise you. My mom openly supports me now.. Hang in there ♥️♥️

  • @OliviaMoon17
    @OliviaMoon17 4 года назад +1441

    I can not believe this is on something called “pure flix” the racist undertones are disgusting. Not “pure” at all. I’m a Christian and would be so offended by this movie. Not because it “doesn’t show the wrath of God enough” but because we are called as Christians to be loving and show kindness and respect. Demonstrating minorities, impoverished, and those with mental health issues in such a light is so disgusting to me. It honestly breaks my heart that this is what Christians are producing. It’s crap that doesn’t show Gods heart. Also this video was incredible and you’re hilarious.

    • @alananimus9145
      @alananimus9145 4 года назад +52

      That coyote ugly moment when wake up and realize who you are in bed with... I have been watching Hanna and Jake (formerly Hugo and Jake) cover PureFlix since it first came out. And ya. There is a reason why I tend to assume Christians are violent, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, POS. The fact that PureFlix exists is bad enough, the fact that it is as successful as it is only makes it worse. And it doesn't help that most (though admittedly not all) Christians I know IRL reflect the views of PureFlix. What I find most repugnant however is that Christian RUclips (ie Christian content creators on youtube) either praise the hell out of PureFlix or remain completely silent on it.
      The fact that parents actually show this crap to their children is disgusting.
      "Their biggest complaint was that there wasn't enough of 'gods' wrath".

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 4 года назад +35

      This is what happens when a swindler who wants to act but can't get a job acting does. He creates a "Christian" streaming network and puts himself into everything.

    • @alananimus9145
      @alananimus9145 4 года назад +39

      @ITHEREONETHATHASNT I have actually seen a lot of these movies and yes they are absolutely racist as hell. 12:06 is a very common theme throughout most Christian movies. Non-whites are almost always depicted in harmful sterotypes. Additionally Christians are more likely to be racist because racism is doctrinally supported supported. And what proof would you like. People like myself were saying for years that the alt-right was made up of racists, we showed you people piece of evidence after piece of evidence and you brushed it off. We showed you all the evidence that Richard Spencer was a racist and you people defended him continually. Then 1 clip gets leaked, the almighty Ben Shapiro gives one speech and you all pretend like you were calling out their racism all along. If anyone is brainwashed here its you people who defend your god the second coming of Christ Donald Trump and his "grab them by the pussy" sexist, and racist, and xenophobic comments at all cost. There is *NOTHING* unique about you, you special little degenerate delicate snowflake. Facts do not care about your feelings. Gender is a social construct. Sex and gender are not the same thing. There are more than two sexes and there are more than two genders. Genocide even when hypothetically committed by Yahweh is always evil. You throw around "post modern" like its a slur and you don't even know what it means.
      FYI the "post" in "post modern" is an indication that it is what comes after "modernism". "Modernism" btw was a particular school of thought with regards to philosophy and art that operated on "scientism" as a foundation. So "post modern" means "post scientism". And ya if you want to throw that at me I will gladly embrace it as logical positivism is bunk.
      As to "hating everything white"... And? I understand it's beyond your smooth tiny little brain to understand nuance so let me just spell it out for you. "White" doesn't exist. It's a social construct and a harmful and destructive one at that. WASP culture is reactionary (this term has a specific meaning look it up), destructive, and counter to good social order.
      I have seen fascists like you a million times pretending you hold some sort of moral high ground hiding what you really think gaslighting the hell out of people whenever you think you can get away with it. You are nothing more than a sad degenerate holding onto a past greatness that never was.

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 4 года назад +2

      younever actualy opened you Bible, wirght? Or history-book.

    • @justjoe5373
      @justjoe5373 4 года назад +13

      @@alananimus9145 The ,,christians'' you're talking about may call themselves christians but they most likely aren't. God said only he can judge so if people are judging others they are going against the god, meaning they aren't christian

  • @hd6876
    @hd6876 4 года назад +87

    “i don’t think they had guns back then” **snatch** WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ANOUT THIS

  • @ameliamangini2319
    @ameliamangini2319 4 года назад +892

    *Ally Hills being overwhelmed by her own emotions over a Pureflix Film for 23 mins straight*

  • @Naafidy
    @Naafidy 4 года назад +1613

    This looks like it's been filmed as a high school film project.

    • @Naafidy
      @Naafidy 4 года назад +76

      @@AllyHills Please Ally, make your own PureFlix movie parody, and film it with the same quality.

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 года назад +14

      @@AllyHills I'd like that comment but it's at 69 and I feel like that fits perfectly with the high school theme🙃

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 года назад +5

      nah, i've seen some look better than this

    • @ShainaCilimberg
      @ShainaCilimberg 4 года назад +1

      Looks like the producers are on drugs

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 3 года назад

      Lmao they all do. In my grade 10 religion class we watched a few movies like this and they all looked like Highschool student films

  • @LoveWritesALetter
    @LoveWritesALetter 4 года назад +445

    I didn't know Jenna Marbles became a movie-reviewing gay icon

    • @rutujasasankar9438
      @rutujasasankar9438 4 года назад +14

      Honestly she should now, really sucks that she quit RUclips all together now

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 3 года назад +8

      this feels ironic now that jenna quit youtube :/

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 года назад +1

      @@rutujasasankar9438 I miss her so much

  • @ErynBleedForYou
    @ErynBleedForYou 3 года назад +67

    My Pennsylvanian ass being like ‘why is he from Kansas? Pennsylvania has so much more Amish culture.’

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 3 года назад +1

      My ex was from Lucinda. A different world when my Oakland, CA behind visited 😂

  • @dal.salvador
    @dal.salvador 4 года назад +438

    "Hey maybe Gay people should live"
    Im done💀💀💀, not even 2 minutes in.

  • @sierraa391
    @sierraa391 4 года назад +1863

    The Amish actually have such a strong history of intermarriage that there are like tons and tons of birth defects throughout the community that just keep building up

    • @corelei
      @corelei 4 года назад +95

      who would've guessed 😂

    • @nicetry9177
      @nicetry9177 4 года назад +22

      Why can’t I laugh react this 😂

    • @viccmignonettedellacrema1312
      @viccmignonettedellacrema1312 4 года назад +66

      Building up and boiling over. The butter is ever CHURNING

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 4 года назад +99

      My ex-Amish friend has multiple genetic illnesses, and so do all three of her older brothers. The youngest of the three is so fucked that he qualified for disabilities when he was 13.

    • @glennshort8490
      @glennshort8490 4 года назад +1

      Rico Diaz literally me whenever I see a funny comment

  • @mallorykoonin1447
    @mallorykoonin1447 4 года назад +113

    "Would Jesus point a gun at someone?" "Oh, yeah! You're right!" *picks up stone and throws it instead*

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 года назад +8

      That would imply that the mugger is without sin

    • @quillzcreationz7891
      @quillzcreationz7891 3 года назад +2

      Also Jesus: Throws tables when is angry

    • @Primalintent
      @Primalintent 2 года назад

      @@Fanimati0n I didn't see him do anything wrong

    • @jflygare95
      @jflygare95 2 года назад +2

      Technically Jesus was actually against stoning and stopped it because he found it evil. (i hate christianity but technically Jesus wasn't a bad dude)

  • @hahaveggie
    @hahaveggie 4 года назад +174

    "christians make popular music/media 10 years late...but awful" - my old youth pastor
    also you're super cute and i love you

    • @tessadavis2018
      @tessadavis2018 3 года назад +5

      Veggie Tales is the only exception

  • @CeramicGod
    @CeramicGod 4 года назад +3669

    You remind me of the female twin from the how to train your dragon series.

    • @uwuhi6446
      @uwuhi6446 4 года назад +109

      I mean..

    • @yourmom-vv9zq
      @yourmom-vv9zq 4 года назад +276

      oh. my god. you’re so right.

    • @mutedwoodlands
      @mutedwoodlands 4 года назад +134

      Ohcheese what have you done

    • @yeyamusic
      @yeyamusic 4 года назад +136

      Can’t unsee

    • @crux7638
      @crux7638 4 года назад +128

      Ohcheese This explains why I have a crush on her...

  • @suneuf
    @suneuf 4 года назад +1320

    I grew up Mennonite (I left the church a while ago) and to be honest “they’re like the Amish... except a little less Amish..? I guess?”. Is literally the best explanation i can muster up when people ask about it. So you’re not wrong

    • @LS111AT
      @LS111AT 4 года назад +45

      Susy Neufeld I lived with a Mennonite family for years as a kid so I feel you. Also that’s exactly how I explain it to people on California. It’s easier than to get into all the nuances that no one cares about lol (same with other religions though tbh)

    • @rottenstrawberryslices4630
      @rottenstrawberryslices4630 4 года назад +16

      Oh? I grew up in a Mennonite Church and I wouldn't say that we're that similar. I think that the only difference between Mennonites and other Christians is that we don't believe baby's should be baptized at birth.

    • @suneuf
      @suneuf 4 года назад +15

      A crackhead there are MANY different branches of mennonites. Mine, was VERY similar.

    • @suneuf
      @suneuf 4 года назад +4

      Mxlky way when I finally figured it out I laughed pretty good 😅

    • @StephanieLeighG
      @StephanieLeighG 4 года назад +19

      Mxlky way I don’t want to answer for her, but in my experience, the biggest, most obvious difference is that mennonites use modern technology and wear modern clothing. Visually, they dress like “Spanish Pentecostals”. You probably don’t know what that is either, but they’re a conservative religious group that wears modern, but EXTREMELY conservative clothing, that is occasionally handmade. The women don’t typically wear makeup or jewelry, and they wear their hair long, in a bun, and sometimes also wear a head covering, depending on personal beliefs and/or their particular subsect of the religion. I’m mostly just describing Spanish Pentecostals, but the same could be said about the particular Mennonites that I knew. In fact, even though the two groups have a completely different history and “worship” style, these groups are so similar in some important ways, that mennonites attended the English language services at spanish pentecostal churches that I was sometimes forced to go to as a kid. The vast majority of Spanish Pentecostals are Puertorican, so it was strange mix of cultures at those services. That brings up the second very important difference between the Amish and Mennonites, which is that Mennonites tend to freely intermingle with other conservative protestant groups, including attending each others services, which is something the Amish never allow, at least as far as I know. This means that Mennonites are far less insular than the Amish, and therefore get a lot more exposure to other ethnicities, cultures, and religious beliefs, even if those religious beliefs don’t actually differ that much from their own. I should probably mention that someone else pointed out that there are a lot of different Mennonite groups, and some might be very different from what I just described.

  • @courtneymesser7483
    @courtneymesser7483 3 года назад +50

    “Romspringbreak amirite?!” Queen 💀

  • @pinkytoedestroyer
    @pinkytoedestroyer 4 года назад +54

    My dad forces my family to watch Pureflix movies with him and I gotta say these actors are being paid to work as hard as the equivalent of a middle school play run by the theater teacher whos never directed a play before and is constantly thinking about whether or not their spouse is boutta leave them the next time they get home.

  • @samrae1092
    @samrae1092 4 года назад +620

    This movie felt like it was going to turn into some weird porno...

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 года назад +21

      That's 90% of all Christian movies. Just like 90% of all 90s action flicks ended up as a 30 second softcore.

  • @vprescott4160
    @vprescott4160 4 года назад +1692

    I love how Ally is like: "This is so offensive to gay people"
    Also Ally: *is a flaming homosexual*
    her viewers: *are flaming homosexuals*

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 4 года назад +69

      Well, technically I'm bi, but I guess that counts too, right?

    • @torrik-8722
      @torrik-8722 4 года назад +26

      @Shiloh Kaffenberger DO NOT CANCEL BISEXUALS!!!
      Jk.

    • @batty_babette
      @batty_babette 4 года назад +85

      Does this mean I get to be the Undercover Straight then?

    • @sweetbean2009
      @sweetbean2009 4 года назад +47

      Chloe S I too am an undercover straight 😎

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 года назад +29

      The aces are here, too.

  • @bluehair774
    @bluehair774 4 года назад +58

    0:58 when you said "gay people" my google thing went off, but when I say "hey google" it literally doesn't listen 👁️👄👁️

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 3 года назад +8

      Well that means you’re Google is gay excepted for who it is

  • @alizardinyourroom1361
    @alizardinyourroom1361 4 года назад +43

    man if this is ally PRE-quarantine I cannot imagine how she's doing now, Ally if you see this, I wish you well.

  • @nataliemolina-rocha1651
    @nataliemolina-rocha1651 4 года назад +571

    “He smokes ,he drinks, he’s got a pillow under his shirt 😂😂

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 4 года назад +694

    So did his mom just tell him he was 17 for 10 years, or did she tell him he was a baby at 10 and just start counting from the beginning, or did she only celebrate his birthday every other year from his third one on, orrrrrrrrrrr what?

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 4 года назад +194

      I actually had the displeasure of watching it and basically she tricked him into thinking he was younger by stretching things out like breastfeeding him for an uncomfortably long amount of years.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 года назад +45

      @Melanie Cusick: Another user commented on thinking the movie was gonna turn into a weird porno and I was like _"Nah it's just silly movie"_ but after reading that....wow they were right!

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 4 года назад +17

      @@ThexDynastxQueen you never actually see it so it's not porn. You just hear it being explained to him which causes him to vomit. Their idea of humor I guess. 😬

    • @RonryAsAlways
      @RonryAsAlways 4 года назад

      @@mellyq92 how many years? I was breastfed till I was 5 and can't imagine anyone older than that still being breastfed

    • @imhungry9110
      @imhungry9110 4 года назад +24

      @@RonryAsAlways I was in elementary school at that age, 5 is definitely too old

  • @supernintendochalmers4680
    @supernintendochalmers4680 4 года назад +39

    My mom used to work in a Christian book store and I swear more than half of the movies they had there, David was the lead in them. My "favorite" was the knock off of Mad Max. Still repping Jesus in the apocalypse!

  • @miadearing1701
    @miadearing1701 4 года назад +43

    You need to review the homophobic one so we can all get mad lmao

  • @zoid5911
    @zoid5911 4 года назад +399

    DID THEY HAVE AN ASIAN TOURIST SAY “GODZIRRA!” RANDOMLY?!?!

    • @bruised.elbow3
      @bruised.elbow3 4 года назад +18

      zoid5 yes...unfortunately 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 4 года назад +9

      I also noticed that

    • @insertname1857
      @insertname1857 4 года назад +7

      i n o t i c e d t h a t t o o

    • @celestenamya5537
      @celestenamya5537 4 года назад +6

      @@insertname1857 I really like your name, I'm blown away by the creativity ^_^ Seriously, it made me smile

    • @garf567
      @garf567 4 года назад +3

      Yes sadly

  • @Aster_Risk
    @Aster_Risk 4 года назад +753

    I'm an atheist, and I find this garbage addictive too. Christian films reach a whole new level of bad movie that nothing else can compare to.

    • @DesireeAleece
      @DesireeAleece 4 года назад +67

      Have you seen God's Not Dead? Man those movies almost made me become an atheist.

    • @WallebyDamned
      @WallebyDamned 4 года назад +41

      The crimes committed against cinema and other arts in the name of "Christian Values" are shocking in their numbers. Seriously, the most basic crap is lauded as genius, the shit pile is considered par for the genre, and anything that may have have a chance of raising real conversation ends up being too whatever, and thus a moral danger.

    • @DesireeAleece
      @DesireeAleece 4 года назад +8

      @bee! God might not be dead, but cinema is lol

    • @spacedout3660
      @spacedout3660 4 года назад +13

      @@DesireeAleece My family watched it for movie night and my parents absolutely loved the movie. And im like, Why???

    • @radioactiveferrets
      @radioactiveferrets 4 года назад +12

      I watched this one Mormon movie as a kid that was basically Beauty and the Beast but the "Beast" character was a recovering alcoholic whose wife died in an accident he caused and now he lives in his pristine mansion alone. 'Beauty' s" dad is the repairman working on something in the Beast's home but the rich guy doesn't like it so he fires the guy and Beauty storms over and yells at him for firing her dad and threatening to tell his boss that he did shoddy work or something. So he makes her work for him. Plot twist: she's Mormon. He used to be. So she spends a lot of time trying to reconvert him and in the end it works out like the fairytale but it's just a terrible movie. The writing, editing, and acting is all not the best and the whole thing stumbles its way along to the very forced endpoint.

  • @rrealjam3348
    @rrealjam3348 4 года назад +23

    "You know them and you spend so much time with them but they're also like really bad" sounds like family to me

  • @hanialis7704
    @hanialis7704 4 года назад +41

    You look like the grunge character from every early 2000's show

  • @tikkon
    @tikkon 4 года назад +312

    Ally: looks at watch
    *doesn't have a watch*

    • @mariaclaudia4690
      @mariaclaudia4690 4 года назад +3

      Just like that scene in hsm that troy is waiting for gabriela

    • @key745
      @key745 4 года назад +1

      @@mariaclaudia4690 OMFG!!! Yes, I remember, legendary scene, true stan!!!

  • @ht21
    @ht21 4 года назад +648

    The incest thing is accurate. I went to a geneticist in Lancaster(the us capital of Amish people) and there was a whole section to divulge whether you were Amish and married a blood relative. That’s how common it is.

  • @babybopz8992
    @babybopz8992 4 года назад +70

    Ally: "I need to get out of the house"
    Coronavirus: "no."

  • @jessicayoder9852
    @jessicayoder9852 4 года назад +20

    Fun fact: my dad used to be Amish and left when he was 17. So I love watching anything related to the Amish lifestyle because about 90% of the time if not more, the information is SO inaccurate. It just makes me laugh

  • @Nossairito
    @Nossairito 4 года назад +254

    Descartes when he's not quite sure what to think: "I am-ish"

  • @nurnina8332
    @nurnina8332 4 года назад +513

    Justin: "yeah you got that yummy-yum
    that yummy-yum that yummy-yummy"
    Ally *scared of being brainwashed by repetitive songs*: is this a curse?? is this a spell?!??

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 года назад +7

      I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YUMMY WHEN ALLY SAID THAT

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 года назад +1

      I'm blue da ba dee dah, da da de daa bo da, I'm blue da ba dee dah...

  • @gizmo_gadgets6482
    @gizmo_gadgets6482 3 года назад +18

    Ally: "Because before what the fuck was it?"
    Ad: *a roll of ready pasta-*

  • @FunwithCFS
    @FunwithCFS 3 года назад +12

    Ally you're an antidepressant in human form. Thank you

  • @liamlabelle8653
    @liamlabelle8653 4 года назад +708

    Literally, there are the whole verses of the bible that are just about giving to the poor and needy.

    • @Hastur876
      @Hastur876 4 года назад +75

      And apparently the guy who talks about giving to the poor and needy is important in that religion, or something.

    • @liamlabelle8653
      @liamlabelle8653 4 года назад +20

      @@Hastur876 something like that ;)

    • @hannahrenahouston5919
      @hannahrenahouston5919 4 года назад +23

      @@Manish_3333 there are verses about those topics, but never saying that those were a good thing that happened. Yeah (for example) incest happened in the bible (lot's daughters) but they were also cursed and dishonored and called sinful because of it.

    • @thattypicalgalgamer8845
      @thattypicalgalgamer8845 4 года назад +1

      **blink blink**

    • @thattypicalgalgamer8845
      @thattypicalgalgamer8845 4 года назад +1

      *-blink-*

  • @kendallwaterman9709
    @kendallwaterman9709 4 года назад +453

    As a lesbian who fell in love with her Mennonite best friend, this is hilarious

    • @dan-ho1zz
      @dan-ho1zz 4 года назад +61

      Oh man that sounds spicy

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 4 года назад +64

      That sounds like it would make a really good movie, at least better than anything on pureflix lmao

    • @LAC-bk2fo
      @LAC-bk2fo 4 года назад +16

      I need THAT as a movie

    • @kendallwaterman9709
      @kendallwaterman9709 4 года назад +34

      @@LAC-bk2fo lol one day I'll write the screenplay. It's honestly an insane story

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 4 года назад +6

      Kendall Waterman yes please do

  • @justsomeweebo1431
    @justsomeweebo1431 4 года назад +24

    “When I listen to a song that’s a little bit too repetitive I think is this a spell is this a curse what’s happening?”
    Oh boy you’d like repeat stuff by Bo Burnham

  • @judithpiper4410
    @judithpiper4410 3 года назад +6

    Ally letting us in on the PureFlix lore, doing the Lord's work

  • @papachrist200
    @papachrist200 4 года назад +561

    “God and Jesus- are they the same person?”
    She doesn’t even understand how loaded that question is and how many different answers there are depending on who you ask

    • @fovika
      @fovika 4 года назад +60

      Only the truest words from Papa Christ

    • @CrowHousePress
      @CrowHousePress 4 года назад +13

      Arianism has entered the chat

    • @-homechord-2908
      @-homechord-2908 4 года назад +30

      Oh dang. It's still wild to me that some people just... don't grow up religious? Somehow???

    • @zlis4536
      @zlis4536 4 года назад +37

      @@-homechord-2908good for them, growing up religious is soooo unhealthy

    • @-homechord-2908
      @-homechord-2908 4 года назад +19

      @@zlis4536 god yeah I know . The trauma, my dude. It's the good shit.

  • @briannacluck5494
    @briannacluck5494 4 года назад +250

    "God, Jesus, are they the same person?"
    * several people are typing

    • @s.macedo7026
      @s.macedo7026 4 года назад +1

      Brianna Cluck I thought the same exact same 😂

    • @Kaylakaze
      @Kaylakaze 4 года назад +1

      Don't worry. Christians don't know either.

  • @Lillyluvsanime
    @Lillyluvsanime 3 года назад +8

    The guy playing the, "head of the network," is Fred Willard. He played Phil Dunphy's dad in Modern Family and has been in a bunch of other stuff. He passed away almost a year ago.

    • @abrackenreedaredneckbear495
      @abrackenreedaredneckbear495 3 года назад +2

      Thanks I was looking for this comment! I did a double take when I saw him! He was great in the Christopher Guest movies.

  • @fabledhistory7881
    @fabledhistory7881 3 года назад +6

    just wanna note the "tourists" were all saying "godzilla" in awe and they were asian... thinking

    • @fossforus4704
      @fossforus4704 3 года назад +1

      I also noticed that and it made me raise my eyebrows in... surprise.

  • @Cl-qu6hn
    @Cl-qu6hn 4 года назад +145

    im scared these types of ally's videos arent ironic anymore

  • @ancyktube
    @ancyktube 4 года назад +180

    You're literally Kurtis Conner but a lesbian
    I'm in

  • @Mr42watson
    @Mr42watson 4 года назад +9

    "I need to get out of the house" wow that aged beautifully

  • @abbyweimer0828
    @abbyweimer0828 3 года назад +3

    When you watch this a year later. On Valentines day.

  • @ruthie6070
    @ruthie6070 4 года назад +174

    “Pretty sure there’s never been a robbery like this ever”
    Me an intellectual: don’t disrespect Uncle Iroh like that.

  • @rgegecggbseas2187
    @rgegecggbseas2187 4 года назад +138

    “I started watching Pureflix and now I can’t stop” happens to the best of us 😔

    • @raven4599
      @raven4599 4 года назад +2

      Gxy 40 Watch this get more likes in the next hour

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 3 года назад +10

    I just got a Christian dating app add. I’m a lesbian.

  • @cutebunny0078
    @cutebunny0078 3 года назад +3

    I actually went and watched your other video and when I came back you said "you know what you dont need to watch the other video" jeeeeezz

  • @trinityhaggans6417
    @trinityhaggans6417 4 года назад +217

    ally: knows nothing about amish and mennonites
    me being from where the show amish mafia was filmed: i forgot that this isn't actually common knowledge

    • @skylarlinville4211
      @skylarlinville4211 4 года назад +38

      Trinity Haggans I’m sorry Amish WHAT

    • @nachtegaelw5389
      @nachtegaelw5389 4 года назад +26

      Yeah, I’m from a state with large populations of both.
      Once I was shopping at Walmart in a college town with a friend from CA, and there was a Mennonite family shopping there too.
      My friend was like, “Amish ppl shopping at Walmart?? Such huge hypocrites!!”
      I had to explain the difference between Amish and Mennonites (where I live you can tell them apart by dress), and also that there’s no prohibition for either group on buying food from Walmart!
      Yeesh. I also sometimes forget not everyone knows about these groups.

    • @maxiwaxi6342
      @maxiwaxi6342 4 года назад +3

      right like as an ex mennonite who lives in lancaster county aka amish county i sometimes forget some people won't just know basic amish, mennonite, hornings,jewangers( no idea how to spell it) stuff like rumspringa

    • @vayermenoviko0linixD
      @vayermenoviko0linixD 4 года назад +2

      @@maxiwaxi6342 I only know about Amish people and rumspringa because of an episode on law and order or csi or something like that (I'm not sure which series because I watch like 20 different of the same genre)

  • @AzazelBathory
    @AzazelBathory 4 года назад +136

    Is Roy’s idea of Asian people just saying “oh godzirra”? The only 2 lines that Asian guy on the Amish tour had was ”oh godzirra...GODZIRRA”

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 3 года назад

      @@maydayjanette226 Asian tourists are the most annoying disrespectful people I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

  • @parkeranderson6996
    @parkeranderson6996 4 года назад

    MAKE.THIS.A.SERIES. i love you reacting to these it's absolutely wonderful

  • @aaronmckellips8338
    @aaronmckellips8338 3 года назад +5

    I just got an ad for a Christian dating app.
    Oh no! They know I am both a heathen and alone!!

  • @-K.A.T.I.E-
    @-K.A.T.I.E- 4 года назад +113

    There actually is an Amish reality show called “Amish Mafia” and I think it’s still on Prime.

    • @baileyj7968
      @baileyj7968 3 года назад +4

      The whole thing is so totally fake and not based on any reality ever. Still fun to watch, though

  • @ajmantis
    @ajmantis 4 года назад +420

    Ok I feel like you’re ready to glare, but she’s lawful neutral and you’re chaotic good

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 4 года назад +8

    This raw manic energy speaks to me

  • @blazeravenscar
    @blazeravenscar 4 года назад +13

    *When you live with a family whose grandmother is a shunned Amish woman-*
    *Also has multiple Amish and Mennonite cousins and general family really-*

  • @oliviadisney7869
    @oliviadisney7869 4 года назад +383

    I'm a Christian, and even I think that the movie looks offensive lol. Like, what the heck?? The racism? The weird message? It looks like a 5 below version of a movie oof.

    • @radioactiveferrets
      @radioactiveferrets 4 года назад +14

      The moral of this movie is to not leave home, but when you do, be racist and clueless and do "very bad" things and decide that you like it but then go back home where it is safe and life is the easiest it could ever be. Convert someone if you have to.

    • @erectile_dysfunction
      @erectile_dysfunction 3 года назад +3

      Don't disrespect 5 below like that

  • @lokischild5170
    @lokischild5170 4 года назад +367

    As a person who lives next to the Amish, here's some info:
    1) Rumspringas happen at SIXTEEN not EIGHTEEN
    2) An Amish community is not full of cousins
    3) Amish women can wear bright colors-- they don't all dress is grey and browns and whatever
    4) Amish people can go to restaurants
    5) YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO AND AN ENGLISH GIRLFRIEND AND JUST WALTZ BACK INTO THE AMISH COMMUNITY
    Sure.
    It's a comedy.
    But WHAT the FUCK.

    • @nguverenahua59
      @nguverenahua59 4 года назад +13

      Oh, i didn't know about the english girlfriend bit. I always thougt that rumspringa was a bit of a free for all.

    • @connork6911
      @connork6911 4 года назад +1

      Nguveren Ahua I did too! I thought it was like a “don’t ask/don’t tel what happened on the rumspringa” if they returned to the Amish community

    • @Sam-hk9go
      @Sam-hk9go 3 года назад

      Yeah I recently went to an Amish fair and it was awesome

  • @s0updad
    @s0updad 3 года назад

    Oh god please pretty please make more videos on pureflix, it gives me life

  • @Yeah-eu5cp
    @Yeah-eu5cp 4 года назад

    Pls make more of these in the future your reactions to them are HOLY

  • @cazzieisgay
    @cazzieisgay 4 года назад +110

    I’M SPENDING VALENTINES DAY WATCHING ALLY’S VIDEOS AND I HONESTLY THINK IT’S THE BEST WAY.

  • @hellrunxcsp9033
    @hellrunxcsp9033 4 года назад +44

    Rumsprinka kinda sounds like a lit ass gay party that requires a lot of drinking. I mean think about it
    𝓡𝓤𝓜𝓢𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓝𝓚𝓐

  • @LillyDelayna
    @LillyDelayna 4 года назад +1

    I found your videos after people said I remind them of you and i've literallyyyyyyyyyyyy never been more flattered

  • @twonio
    @twonio 4 года назад

    this was a really fun video!! i love your video energy/editing in particular. never thought id be so entertained watching a pureflix review

  • @harmonyfinley
    @harmonyfinley 4 года назад +497

    I am lesbian and went to a mennonite college...had to be in the closet the whole time...got kicked out because of seizure... but for your common questions Ally ....yeah they keep it in the family and somehow it's legal....if you want to know more hit me up lol😊 we can get out of the house or watch pure flix together 😂

    • @ryanp6575
      @ryanp6575 4 года назад +75

      Kicked out because of seizure?? Wtf

    • @harmonyfinley
      @harmonyfinley 4 года назад +74

      @@ryanp6575 yes sadly that happened....was not very Christian like of them...

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 года назад +14

      That's awful 😔

    • @harmonyfinley
      @harmonyfinley 4 года назад +20

      @@ismininotonline mennonite Christian lol

    • @hayleybrooks93
      @hayleybrooks93 4 года назад +6

      What Mennonite college? I also went to a Mennonite college

  • @i.d.k.7322
    @i.d.k.7322 4 года назад +524

    I have a feeling all the dislikes are Christian Karens.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 года назад +39

      I. D. K. All the dislikes are the main actor in different wigs

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 года назад +3

      @@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt I don't know which option I want to be true more!

    • @SamuelEspera
      @SamuelEspera 4 года назад

      Christian Karens are better. 😂

  • @ellamcdougall5327
    @ellamcdougall5327 4 года назад

    this is literally my new favorite channel

    • @ellamcdougall5327
      @ellamcdougall5327 4 года назад

      @William Scurry bro calm down you sound like an incel.

  • @taruluver29303
    @taruluver29303 2 года назад

    I can't get enough of these videos

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +128

    Amish RomComs are just the perfect Valentine's Day content.

    • @luiseacheron678
      @luiseacheron678 4 года назад +4

      @Just Some Guy without a Mustache You're here too?!?!

  • @drats1009
    @drats1009 4 года назад +46

    You would be the perfect movie villain: having a brilliant plan and then immediately telling your opponent

  • @panickysociety97
    @panickysociety97 4 года назад +2

    David is the Noah Centineo(?) of pureflix.

  • @willsimpsblart
    @willsimpsblart 4 года назад

    You are literally the most interesting RUclipsr. I've never seen you before but I was instantly invested in the video. You have such good vibez

  • @lezplays5473
    @lezplays5473 4 года назад +135

    i am drunk rn just sayin... LOL

    • @EmmyKirk14
      @EmmyKirk14 4 года назад +2

      Lezplays bruh me too! I ❤️ Ally!

  • @allirichter9192
    @allirichter9192 4 года назад +114

    DO IT get on pureflix and preach the "gay agenda" teach the Christians 😂 I'm done lol I need sleep

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 года назад +5

      When "maybe gay people should be able to live" is pushing the limits of what is acceptable on the network, I'm not sure what good she could do... BUT I WOULD PAY TO WATCH HER DO IT!

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 3 года назад +3

    Ron Taylor died unfortunately Rest In Peace.

  • @lauragonzalez1714
    @lauragonzalez1714 4 года назад

    I’ve been watching Ally Hills videos none stop

  • @FeralDawn
    @FeralDawn 4 года назад +79

    I swear to god, you and Strange Aeons are the cutest lesbians ever

    • @akufromthefuture7159
      @akufromthefuture7159 4 года назад +6

      imagine if they dated.
      would be too much awesome

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +7

      Strange is the lesbian aunt of RUclips, Alley is the lesbian mom of RUclips

  • @joellebarnett6690
    @joellebarnett6690 4 года назад +144

    I hope they show each other their ankles 🥰

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 года назад +22

      oh my god imagine😳😱

    • @lan7375
      @lan7375 4 года назад +20

      Not until they’re married!! Omg you’re wild!

    • @nabszains
      @nabszains 4 года назад +7

      y'all wildin

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 4 года назад +4

      HOW _scandalous...!_ 👀☺️

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 года назад +3

      @@lan7375 That's right! Premarital ankle-showing is a sin.

  • @harmonydevaney8940
    @harmonydevaney8940 4 года назад

    I just found your account and I'm addicted. Like you and pure flix

  • @Ria-sd2ex
    @Ria-sd2ex 4 года назад

    Ally...PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE🙏🏾, thnx love. You're hilarious and I'm binging your vids♥️

  • @makenziehill8822
    @makenziehill8822 4 года назад +88

    Not gonna lie I feel kind of called out by how quickly I clicked on this video even though it's Valentine's day ummm no I'm not alone in my room hahahah yes I'll watch this immediately thank u Ally

  • @arielpintar8146
    @arielpintar8146 4 года назад +76

    22:28 "LESBIAN UNDERCOVER!" That was so funny that I almost spit the water that I was drinking (I kinda did)

  • @rcpmusic425
    @rcpmusic425 4 года назад

    Im binge watching all of Ally's videos....❤

  • @archercheney5999
    @archercheney5999 3 года назад

    WE NEED MORE