Because your questioning their intentions is the greater sin 😂 Otherwise they also be condemned for wearing synthetic fibres and getting divorced but Christianity doesn’t like consistency anymore
Based on the lack of any Pope, Mary, or saint references, I don't think David is Catholic. Afaik the seven deadly sins is purely Catholic lore. Edit: Not defending him
How does David White not realize that it’s kind of strange to be the star of so many tv shows/movies all on the same platform? It’s weird to see the exact same guy over and over, almost always portraying the same type of character as the last show.
Probably an ego thing. It's also kind of common in Christian made media. Tyler Perry does the same thing,or at least used to. *edited for extra shit I remembered after I made the og post*
Ayo bitches, since we got 3 ppl out here with the best lyrics to a song, wanna start a band? Edit: for reference, I’ve got 1-ish year of elementary school level classic band percussion (specifically 1 year snare, and a couple months on a bell kit).
That "flip" joke is usually referred to as a "Gilligan Cut" because it was so heavily used on Gilligan's Island but I guess that show isn't Godly enough to get a name drop, or maybe they just don't want to date their sitcom references Sidenote: my grandpa is a retired Southern Baptist Minister, someone tried to show him one of these shows and he didn't laugh once. So, at least not all of the old Christian types lost their taste.
A different Christian sitcom called Pastor Greg had Dawn Wells in two episodes, and they were ecstatic to announce that they got a Gilligan's Island cast member.
The innkeeper of schitt’s creek is named Stevie . The impersonation of her in the pureflix tv show is terrible lol. You should give schitt’s creek another chance. It is a little slow in the beginning but if you keep watching it , you ‘ll finish it before you realized it is over.
Yes! I tried watching several times at the beginning of quarantine and thought it was cute but it didn’t quite grab me but once you get through a few episodes you’re hooked. One of the only shows like that to actually get Better as the seasons go on
@@shannonceleste5557 bojack is also like that! Once you get through the first episodes (or the first season) you realize it’s one of the most amazing masterpieces in animated tv history...
same I watched it and was like "wtf why do people like this" then I was finally bored enough to give it another shot then found it more entertaining as it went on.
"Imagine your sole purpose in life to be a nagging wife to your father" ah yes, here in the Bible Belt we call that the stayed-in-my-hometown(my dad's having a hard time with the divorce) special.
Oh my gosh CARROT TOP. I met him at a farmers market a couple of years ago. I was there with my mom and I saw a giant tuft of orange hair walk past. He was wearing a hoodie with the hood pulled over but none of his hair back so it was pretty obvious. Also, literally nobody in the world looks like him. I turned to my mom and said "Hey is that Carrot Top?". He heard me and turned around. He waved and smiled at me, we talked for a second and he thanked me for "not making a scene". He lived in Winter Park, Florida at the time but I thought it was pretty cool to just see him walking around. A surprisingly pleasant experience.
By coincidence, the laughtrack going off at characters just saying family-friendly words that aren't phrased as a joke happened a lot on Last Man Standing.
I can’t believe I’m admitting this but I’ve been to a Last Man Standing taping - the audience was actually laughing at those “jokes” if you can believe it.
Clap Clap Clap "Ok You can get the fuck out now." Clap Clap Clap "Take that ugly carpet with you." Clap Clap Clap "Pack Faster." Clap Clap Cla.... "Is that decorative bamboo you've planted in the front yard? Nevermind I don't even want the house anymore."
lol you're right. I totally pictured his feet when Nick did the hand/feet explanation. But after reading your comment I realize I was actually thinking about an Iguanodon
Thank you, Renee! Hehe. I was thinking the same thing! But what I like about Nick is that I can imagine if the 3 of us were in a video chat and we told him, he would be cracking up! He’s got such a good sense of humour and isn’t afraid to laugh at himself. That’s what makes his livestreams so fun. Anyway, I hope u and ur ohana are staying safe and healthy during this pandemic. Lotsa love and aloha from Honolulu! 😁🤙🏽❤️🌈☀️ (Hawai’i symbols)
A vase fell off my freezer when I attempted to defrost some chicken this morning. It bounced clear off my head and shattered across the kitchen floor. After that, I thought nothing could possibly salvage this Monday, but then I saw the notification for this. Hallelujah.
I am stopping the video right here to give a standing ovation for your "Jesus Was A Professional Carpenter, Hunty" bit. It's my favorite thing on the Internet since the last time you floored me with some priceless little comedy gem. You knocked it over the fence, pro.
The people at Pureflix saw the iconic "Nanny Named Fran" theme song from The Nanny and thought to themselves "ok lets make a very subpar version of this for every sitcom we make"
The knockoff Stevie truly looks like Stevie but without any of the dry comedic timing or amazing writing. And Nick, the fact that you haven’t watched Schitt’s Creek is criminal. I don’t like sitcoms either but I wouldn’t call it a sitcom, I’d just call it utter perfection.
@@jillianc7485 In my defense, my mom called my dad “dad” for the longest time, I sort of assumed that was something lots of parents did around their kids. Although, my parents have always been kind of strange.
Nick including resources on the screen around 18:55 just reminds me why I love his vids so much. At this point I’ll p much watch anything he does cause I just love hearing him talk about stuff and he knows how to be a good human.
Apparently David AR White and Andrea Logan White were married when all these shows were filmed, which makes it even more uncomfortable that she is always cast as the harpy. EDIT: Nick got there, obviously. :D
Buying a coffin is just a good way to make sure your loved ones don’t have to deal with on the time of your passing, though getting a grave plot at the same time would make more sense. Unless, of course, they’re really into Halloween and use it for decor.
@@brookemakesstuff then what date are we today? 10 September 2021 aka 2021 years after he was born. Scientists use that date so he DID exist. Stay mad.
@@user-gg4to6re2b hahahahahaha dude you just showed how woefully badly your educational system failed you. You do realize that our way of counting time was started based on a miscalculation of the date your mythical Jesus was born? And it wasn’t even created until over 500 years after he was “born” and wasn’t widely used until more than 900 had past! Also.. explain why there are hundred of other viable calendars that have literally nothing to do with your religion? Are their methods of counting time wrong because they don’t incorporate your sky daddy? Despite the fact that they’ve worked for THOUSANDS of years, longer even than yours. In fact some Christian theologians even believe he was born in 5 or 6 BC, making the whole system based on incorrect assumptions.. and that’s me being generous and allowing that he may have actually been a real person. Not a person who was magical and special, but maybe he was a respected and clever guy who just happened to have gained a following. No one ever walked on water or changed it to wine or came back from the dead. Those are fairy tales. Adults should realize this, however it seems ignorance is bliss for the masses. It is nice to know that you’ll eventually realize how much of your life was wasted, but of course that’ll have to wait until you don’t see those pearly gates y’all like to talk about so much. abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/11/pope-says-christian-calendar-based-on-miscalculation ^ article 1 about how wrong you are www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a24195/case-for-a-new-calendar-12017/ ^ article 2 about how wrong you are. www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/news/was-jesus-real-historical-evidence ^And just to be fair here’s an article that provides proof that he did exist, however nowhere is there any proof he came back to life or did anything besides magic tricks. Dude was probably a cool & charismatic magician who gained a following that told wild tales about him after his execution. If anything, I’d blame those who turned his life into a religion. They’re the ones who cause the inquisitions and all the horrific sexual abuse that’s intertwined with the history of the church. Jesus was many many years dead at that point, and if any of the things he “said” were accurate, he’d likely despise the current state of the Christian religion. ETA ALSO!!! We’d probably have human inhabitants on Mars if your religion hadn’t stunted our intellectual growth for hundreds of years during the Middle Ages. You know there was working plumbing in the Roman Empire? Those grand temples and cities, all the progress we made, was single handedly crushed by ruling Christian class; priests. Common people, like you, weren’t even able to read the book that apparently dictated their entire life and morality. Because no one who didn’t live in a castle or be a priest could fucking read. Everyone else, like you, would’ve lived to 30yrs old plowing fields or barely surviving in squalor in a city.
How could there be any downside for Netflix? The people that love the Pureflix crap won't be around to complain about Netflix' content and everyone else who so much as glimpses Pureflix will definitely rethink dropping their subscription.
That tuba moment legit made me gag. If you played an instrument where you blew air (and therefor spit), you know what they're talking about and eating it is straight up one of the nastiest things I've ever heard in my life. I just dry heaved thinking about it while writing this comment.
I'm more baffled at the fact Burt Reynolds did the voice-over FOR THIS! He's dead and he did this shit before his death. And now all I can think about is his voiceover instead of "All Dogs go To Heaven" or "Smokey and the Bandit."
Before you even said anything about the vegan shopkeeper being a Stevie (the name of the character in Schitt's Creek) knockoff, you can tell in just how she's styled! Long dark hair, 'casual' clothes... Oof, they didn't even try to hide the borrowing, lol.
The kids talk about the dad breaking his buying useless junk promise the same way you’d talk about your alcoholic father that’s promised He’ll stop drinking. History has taught you to be cautious but you can’t help but hope this time he’ll really do it.
All I know is when I wear my thicc ole liquid eyeliner I will internally cry knowing I failed nick for never wearing false eye lashes 😬 Such a personal attack oooof
@@cherryvoid5238 When he started his joke I was thinking "it won't apply to me, I got lazer sharp eyeliner that no one can clown on." Then he hit me with the eye lashes and i immediately just did 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 lmao
Boys and Girls! This episode teaches us the valued Christian trait of “pretending-everything-is-ok, even-when-it’s-not-because-we-can’t-deal-with-trauma”. It’s so wonderful that this is show is here to provide wholesome Christian entertainment that boldly reinforces our values…
"Jesus Approved White Guy" seems to be the most popular foundation shade on the market. It is far to dark for my "pale enough to emit her own light" shade of skin.
There's something really surreal about seeing all the positive reactions to the second show, when it sounded a million times worse than his 1800s Roy Orbison impression.
That's their only tactic make a quick cash in that gets huge viewership first 5 episodes and when it starts to die add couple of filler garbage episodes to end it as fast as they can so they can make another cash in.
I love that in Nick’s world, megalodon, a shark, has ugly feet. That’s a terrifying world I want to live in 🦶🏻 🦈 Edit - Wait! Burt Reynolds is still alive?! I love that for him
The real sin is that they didn't call it "Shoot's Creek."
You win the internet 😂😁😀😃
Pass em the offerin plate Beth 🥰 they need to pay us for such a sinnin’ 💀
@@janninephelps9385 I agree, I worship Beth now sry ‘Zus
LMAAAAOOOOOO
*Schoot's
The theme songs are basically when you're doing chores and just randomly sing everything you're doing.
Lmao spot on
I couldnt have said it any better myself
oh no thats what i do
@@nicoledoubleyou no its completely normal to do that but very weird to do it for a theme song
POV - Making dinner... but I have my own cooking show
I have to give David AR White credit. Starting a whole studio just so you can cast yourself in every show is baller.
I knew I saw him in another show from pureflix lol thanks for confirming.
Pureflex😉
Tyler Perry has entered the chat.
No, it’s just pathetic and attention whorish.
@@1rockcrawford It’s both tbh
if vanity is a deadly sin, why is David director, producer and star of every show on pureflix?
INTERESTING POINT
Because your questioning their intentions is the greater sin 😂
Otherwise they also be condemned for wearing synthetic fibres and getting divorced but Christianity doesn’t like consistency anymore
Based on the lack of any Pope, Mary, or saint references, I don't think David is Catholic. Afaik the seven deadly sins is purely Catholic lore. Edit: Not defending him
@@sarabeth641 Everybody knows the catholics are basically heathen pagan satanist atheists, so actually pride is a virtue /s
But this is for Jesus...vanity doesn't count as a sin. Jesus knows David AR White is a washed up star who can only get roles like this.
Pureflix guy looks like a dad version of Chad Kroeger.
He's Nickledad.
Lmao damn you this made me spit out my coffee 🤣
omg yes I couldn't figure out who I was thinking 😂🤣😂
Aw dude I just made a similar comment. That's all I see when I look at him
Nicklebadback
Dad Kroeger
All of what I know about makeup I learned in the 00s and unfortunately I am taking your eyeliner criticism very personally
he's calling us out 😭
FerREAL
Ok but you rock that look
For real 🤧 my go to fancy outing eye look is a fucking winged liner without lashes
makeup is art wear what you lovee nick makes his jokes but I'm sure he knows makeup is self expression at the end of the day
How does David White not realize that it’s kind of strange to be the star of so many tv shows/movies all on the same platform? It’s weird to see the exact same guy over and over, almost always portraying the same type of character as the last show.
Probably an ego thing. It's also kind of common in Christian made media. Tyler Perry does the same thing,or at least used to.
*edited for extra shit I remembered after I made the og post*
Cuz the audience is brainless
@@Mama_Bear524 That’s kind of a given, though.
He doesn't care he just wants to be the center of attention
@@xxxstellarxxx of course
"I have seen the face of God...and it is white and dusty" HAD ME YELLING. PLEASE :'D
"Now bringth the actors who look like mozzarella." fucking took me😂
Fun fact: Jesus and Mary were middle eastern.
@@meganmetalcore We know.
@@thegeneralpopulace8513 you may, but I know there's a lot of ppl who seem to not know or realize.
@@meganmetalcore like all the people in the church I was forced up in til I grew a brain 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This feels like what is on tv in the background of an actual tv show.
This is the most accurate
You got me dissociating a bit
Sorry to necro, but this comment deserves SO many more likes than it got.
🎸🎵🎶WE’RE LIVING IN A HOTEEEEEEEEL🎵🎶🎸
🎸🎶🎵I ALMOST DIEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD🎵🎶🎸🥁
AUGHH CRASHED INTO THE WALL 🤘🎸🎶
THIS SENT ME HAHAHAHAHA
Ayo bitches, since we got 3 ppl out here with the best lyrics to a song, wanna start a band?
Edit: for reference, I’ve got 1-ish year of elementary school level classic band percussion (specifically 1 year snare, and a couple months on a bell kit).
That "flip" joke is usually referred to as a "Gilligan Cut" because it was so heavily used on Gilligan's Island but I guess that show isn't Godly enough to get a name drop, or maybe they just don't want to date their sitcom references
Sidenote: my grandpa is a retired Southern Baptist Minister, someone tried to show him one of these shows and he didn't laugh once. So, at least not all of the old Christian types lost their taste.
Not godly enough? Precious Christian children googling their favorite show to find clips of Rob Snider doing raunchy comedy. Love it
A different Christian sitcom called Pastor Greg had Dawn Wells in two episodes, and they were ecstatic to announce that they got a Gilligan's Island cast member.
Agreed. My southern grandma hates pure flix and I absolutely ecstatic she does lol
David AR White literally looks like the guy from Sister Wives 😂
THATS WHO HE REMINDS ME OF 💀
He does!
I commented the same thing 😂
That's another Pureflix show he casted himself in.
Wait he's not the same guy 😳
the theme song literally sounds like a parody sitcom theme they'd do on Rick and Morty or something
this whole show looks like a parody sitcom they would have on another tv show 😭
It rlly does tho.
Tim and Eric would make a parody like that
Lol!! This is so accurate
Since the wife and husband were in other pureflix movied before, it feels like they only have 5 actors who have to play in every show
Use your family and friends as "actors" and pocket all the money
Apparently his wife dumped him, so I guess she got sick of it.
@@chupaxf - You mean in real life or on this awful show? 😭☠️ lmao
The lead guy is one of the creators of Pureflix . Plus his sitcom wife is his actual wife or ex-wife
@@KabbalahSherry In real life apparently
they basically combined stevie, the motel owner, and twyla, the waitress from the cafe, to make the vegan girl
That should be a crime. Stevie and Twyla are iconic in their own right
This is exactly what I was thinking too
Agree. Also I thought at first it was the daughter from the show and then the middle sister from the original Charmed.
This is a hate crime against David's pansexuality
That's exactly what I was thinking!!!
The innkeeper of schitt’s creek is named Stevie . The impersonation of her in the pureflix tv show is terrible lol. You should give schitt’s creek another chance. It is a little slow in the beginning but if you keep watching it , you ‘ll finish it before you realized it is over.
Yes! I tried watching several times at the beginning of quarantine and thought it was cute but it didn’t quite grab me but once you get through a few episodes you’re hooked. One of the only shows like that to actually get Better as the seasons go on
@@shannonceleste5557 bojack is also like that! Once you get through the first episodes (or the first season) you realize it’s one of the most amazing masterpieces in animated tv history...
same I watched it and was like "wtf why do people like this" then I was finally bored enough to give it another shot then found it more entertaining as it went on.
Maybe I should give it another chance. I watched the first three episodes and it didn't really appeal to me so I stopped.
I adore Schitt’s Creek. It’s so heartwarming! It’s also made me cry! Such a great show - definitely slow to start though!
Rob Schneider being a guest star automatically tells you everything you need to know. Hoping for a Spy Kids breakdown one day!
I thought i was the only person who noticed like sir what are you doing here 🤣🤣🤣
omg i was about to comment “So this is what Rob Schneider is up to nowadays” as a joke cuz I didn’t believe it was actually him at first
amen.
rob schneider not famous anymore he hasnt made any movies so many years
Yeeeeaaa. He turned out to be a typical Trumper. Good to see him "winning so hard" in this role lol
"Imagine your sole purpose in life to be a nagging wife to your father" ah yes, here in the Bible Belt we call that the stayed-in-my-hometown(my dad's having a hard time with the divorce) special.
Yee haw
Glorious...
this comment just wrote a best-selling memoir in a sentence
Loooord😂😂
@@kaemincha 😂
This platform is the embodiment of “we have that at home.”
"we're living in a hotel" will annoyingly stay in my head rent free forever.
I had only just got it out of my head and now reading the comments jammed it right back in there 😂
Especially that long note at the end. Hotel doesn’t deserve to have that many L’s in it
"Be bitchy with me! It's fun and keeps the dark thoughts away!" I feel like I've just learned a deep truth about myself 😧😂
Oh my gosh CARROT TOP. I met him at a farmers market a couple of years ago. I was there with my mom and I saw a giant tuft of orange hair walk past. He was wearing a hoodie with the hood pulled over but none of his hair back so it was pretty obvious. Also, literally nobody in the world looks like him. I turned to my mom and said "Hey is that Carrot Top?". He heard me and turned around. He waved and smiled at me, we talked for a second and he thanked me for "not making a scene". He lived in Winter Park, Florida at the time but I thought it was pretty cool to just see him walking around. A surprisingly pleasant experience.
As a Floridian, I swear to you I started out reading this comment just SENSING the Floridian vibes.
By coincidence, the laughtrack going off at characters just saying family-friendly words that aren't phrased as a joke happened a lot on Last Man Standing.
I can’t believe I’m admitting this but I’ve been to a Last Man Standing taping - the audience was actually laughing at those “jokes” if you can believe it.
@@AshlynnBee Hey it stars Tim Allen a man who made his living grunting and pointing at things so his audience has a low bar when it comes to humor
@@jsmith3946
Literal unga bunga comedy hfs
I love how they couldn’t afford Rob Schneider for more than 15 minutes tops so they hamfisted that dumb letter into the plot. Incredible writing.
Rob Schneider ISSSSSSS taking any work he can get.
im obsessed with these off-brand versions of popular sitcoms
If you like this kind of stuff, check out the British That '70s Show - it's horrible 😂
@@sonjapersch6074 i've never seen the regular that 70's show so it's entirely likely i wouldn't notice much of a difference
The way that rob Schneider is 50% responsible for Elle king is mind blowing
Excuse me!
@@mollykircher3104 her DADDDDD
She's his daughter? I had no idea
“When I do a gay clap, that’s legal. That’s a legal notary”
Same. That’s how I bought my house. I just applauded until the family left.
Clap Clap Clap "Ok You can get the fuck out now." Clap Clap Clap "Take that ugly carpet with you." Clap Clap Clap "Pack Faster." Clap Clap Cla.... "Is that decorative bamboo you've planted in the front yard? Nevermind I don't even want the house anymore."
“megalodon feet” IM DEADDDD NICK THATS A WHOLE SHARK 💀
lol you're right. I totally pictured his feet when Nick did the hand/feet explanation. But after reading your comment I realize I was actually thinking about an Iguanodon
Thank you, Renee! Hehe. I was thinking the same thing! But what I like about Nick is that I can imagine if the 3 of us were in a video chat and we told him, he would be cracking up! He’s got such a good sense of humour and isn’t afraid to laugh at himself. That’s what makes his livestreams so fun.
Anyway, I hope u and ur ohana are staying safe and healthy during this pandemic. Lotsa love and aloha from Honolulu! 😁🤙🏽❤️🌈☀️ (Hawai’i symbols)
lol i searched for the comment to see if anyone else noticed. i'm dying
I COMMENTED THE SAME THING 😂
A vase fell off my freezer when I attempted to defrost some chicken this morning. It bounced clear off my head and shattered across the kitchen floor. After that, I thought nothing could possibly salvage this Monday, but then I saw the notification for this. Hallelujah.
I’m so sorry this happened to you but imagining a whole vase bouncing off of your head and then shattering on the ground made me laugh very hard 😭😂
I hope that vase wasnt valuable
this happened to you a year ago and it’s still making me laugh today lol
"When I do a gay clap, that's a legal notary" is the energy I'll continue to carry through life.
i miss when lashes weren’t standard and you could just do makeup without having to get extensions or falsies
I am stopping the video right here to give a standing ovation for your "Jesus Was A Professional Carpenter, Hunty" bit. It's my favorite thing on the Internet since the last time you floored me with some priceless little comedy gem. You knocked it over the fence, pro.
Fr I think he dropped this..👑
The people at Pureflix saw the iconic "Nanny Named Fran" theme song from The Nanny and thought to themselves "ok lets make a very subpar version of this for every sitcom we make"
the strand of loose hot glue on that toothbrush dinosaur was the literal gag of the season 🤢
The knockoff Stevie truly looks like Stevie but without any of the dry comedic timing or amazing writing. And Nick, the fact that you haven’t watched Schitt’s Creek is criminal. I don’t like sitcoms either but I wouldn’t call it a sitcom, I’d just call it utter perfection.
i'm getting Last Man Standing energy from this but it might just be the conservatism burning my skin
Your shirt saying “Hell” the whole time is everything
Not gonna lie I saw Schitt's Creek in the title and thought me and Nick would have to fight
Me too lol. I was like, there’s no way!!
SAME
Lol I love that Nick is slowly figuring out that Christians make their own crappy ripoffs of literally everything ever. It’s kinda their thing.
Wtf
I'm still waking up and seeing Carrot Top gave me severe whiplash on par with a 50mph car crash.
Mood came out of literally nowhere
I was not expecting that Dead Meat reference but was delighted to get it all the same
same!! James has gotta see this now 💀
I spent this entire video mentally debating whether the blonde woman was main character's daughter or his wife.
I can’t tell either.
@@booklover8081 the red head literally called him “dad” multiple times
@@jillianc7485
In my defense, my mom called my dad “dad” for the longest time, I sort of assumed that was something lots of parents did around their kids. Although, my parents have always been kind of strange.
@@booklover8081 my grandparents also themselves "mum" and "dad"
They were married at the time but are divorced now
But if she played his daughter I wouldn't be surprised
you're such an underrated creator you're SO much funnier than a lot of big youtubers like this is actual meaty commentary and she's got jokes to boot
This show seems like a weird family version of Hart of Dixie.
Also, I can’t get over how the main guy looks like the main singer of Nickleback in 2006
Hart of Dixie seems like a fever dream
Nick mentioning James A. Janisse is a better crossover than Infinity War
“He’s planning to annihilate the family with that”
NICK
The server woman seems to be a combination of the "Stevie' and 'Twyla' characters of Schitt's Creek.
My son just walked in the room and asked what review I was watching. I told him a PureFlix show review. He says, “You mean PureGarbage?”
Pure$hit? PureSh!t? Pure💩
David AR White really decided to cast himself in every leading role on the streaming site. I can’t even be mad lol
this whole thing borrows from:
Modern Family
Schitt's Creek
Cars (no srsly, think about it)
Green Acres or Andy Griffith Show
I was thinking cars 3.
All the overwritten lines coming from blue-collar folks reminds me of Letterkenny
Don’t do our boy James A. Janisse like that 😂
Stevie!!! The inn keepers name is Stevie and she looks and acts almost exactly like her. Except she’s at the diner like Eugenie Levy’s daughter was.
Yeah! It’s like she’s a mix of Stevie and Twyla
That's not his daughter, that's his niece. I recall Dan saying she was his cousin
@@OppositeofHATE7 if you google it you can clearly find out they're siblings.
These pureflix shows seem like the type of thing my high school Sunday school teacher would have raved about 🙈
I don't get offended much, but come on Nick don't insult Mozzarella cheese with that comparison lol
Lolll apologies to the cheese of gods!
Nick including resources on the screen around 18:55 just reminds me why I love his vids so much. At this point I’ll p much watch anything he does cause I just love hearing him talk about stuff and he knows how to be a good human.
Apparently David AR White and Andrea Logan White were married when all these shows were filmed, which makes it even more uncomfortable that she is always cast as the harpy.
EDIT: Nick got there, obviously. :D
Sky is literally just Stevie and Twyla combined from Schitt's Creek.
Buying a coffin is just a good way to make sure your loved ones don’t have to deal with on the time of your passing, though getting a grave plot at the same time would make more sense. Unless, of course, they’re really into Halloween and use it for decor.
I've always wanted to use a coffin as a bed,ngl.
"I would be Jesus if I was in the Bible days" is my new email signature line. This review was spicy and I liked it.
It's disrespectful to compare yourself to Jesus, even if you don't believe in him, at least respect him and the people that do.
@@user-gg4to6re2b how do I respect someone that doesn’t exist?? Lol cry moree
@@brookemakesstuff then what date are we today? 10 September 2021 aka 2021 years after he was born. Scientists use that date so he DID exist. Stay mad.
@@user-gg4to6re2b hahahahahaha dude you just showed how woefully badly your educational system failed you. You do realize that our way of counting time was started based on a miscalculation of the date your mythical Jesus was born? And it wasn’t even created until over 500 years after he was “born” and wasn’t widely used until more than 900 had past! Also.. explain why there are hundred of other viable calendars that have literally nothing to do with your religion? Are their methods of counting time wrong because they don’t incorporate your sky daddy? Despite the fact that they’ve worked for THOUSANDS of years, longer even than yours. In fact some Christian theologians even believe he was born in 5 or 6 BC, making the whole system based on incorrect assumptions.. and that’s me being generous and allowing that he may have actually been a real person. Not a person who was magical and special, but maybe he was a respected and clever guy who just happened to have gained a following. No one ever walked on water or changed it to wine or came back from the dead. Those are fairy tales. Adults should realize this, however it seems ignorance is bliss for the masses. It is nice to know that you’ll eventually realize how much of your life was wasted, but of course that’ll have to wait until you don’t see those pearly gates y’all like to talk about so much.
abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/11/pope-says-christian-calendar-based-on-miscalculation
^ article 1 about how wrong you are
www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a24195/case-for-a-new-calendar-12017/
^ article 2 about how wrong you are.
www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/news/was-jesus-real-historical-evidence
^And just to be fair here’s an article that provides proof that he did exist, however nowhere is there any proof he came back to life or did anything besides magic tricks. Dude was probably a cool & charismatic magician who gained a following that told wild tales about him after his execution. If anything, I’d blame those who turned his life into a religion. They’re the ones who cause the inquisitions and all the horrific sexual abuse that’s intertwined with the history of the church. Jesus was many many years dead at that point, and if any of the things he “said” were accurate, he’d likely despise the current state of the Christian religion.
ETA
ALSO!!! We’d probably have human inhabitants on Mars if your religion hadn’t stunted our intellectual growth for hundreds of years during the Middle Ages. You know there was working plumbing in the Roman Empire? Those grand temples and cities, all the progress we made, was single handedly crushed by ruling Christian class; priests. Common people, like you, weren’t even able to read the book that apparently dictated their entire life and morality. Because no one who didn’t live in a castle or be a priest could fucking read. Everyone else, like you, would’ve lived to 30yrs old plowing fields or barely surviving in squalor in a city.
@@user-gg4to6re2b imagine white knighting for a dude that died 2000 years ago
"When I do a gay clap, that's LEGAL" 😂
Did NOT expect my boyfriend’s RUclips world and my RUclips world to collide with that Kill Count reference.
I would’ve thought Netflix would’ve sued them for the name pureflix lol
I can see Christians complaining about “prosecution” or “silencing” 😒
How could there be any downside for Netflix? The people that love the Pureflix crap won't be around to complain about Netflix' content and everyone else who so much as glimpses Pureflix will definitely rethink dropping their subscription.
“We’re living in a hotellll.”🎶
Great now I need to remove part of my brain thanks Nick.
THE WAY I LEFT MY BODY AND AM HERE
I looked at your profile picture and gasped because I thought the person on the right was Annie Murphy
@@wowiekazowiee k well I’ve peaked now 🤧🔥💯👍 WHAT A DAY THANKS ZACH 🥰👽💖
same
“Imagine having your toes out at public school” 💀💀
PLEASE SHARE THE GROUPON! I would also love to have "we're living in a hotel" surgically removed from my brain
That tuba moment legit made me gag. If you played an instrument where you blew air (and therefor spit), you know what they're talking about and eating it is straight up one of the nastiest things I've ever heard in my life. I just dry heaved thinking about it while writing this comment.
I was not ready for Christian’s death in bear photo to pop up, Nick you cannot do this to me
Can we talk about how uncomfortable the set of the store feels? It’s so compact and all of shots are so close up
I'm more baffled at the fact Burt Reynolds did the voice-over FOR THIS! He's dead and he did this shit before his death. And now all I can think about is his voiceover instead of "All Dogs go To Heaven" or "Smokey and the Bandit."
mans would do anything for a check lol he would show up to any event as long as you pay
He got to do a read through of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, both before production started, and before his death.
@@fromthehaven94 oh thank god
It makes sense that Rob Schneider would be in this. Also, my whole body shrivels up when I hear a laugh track.
The theme song is deadass is giving live action adaptation of Disney's Cars tease...think about it.
Before you even said anything about the vegan shopkeeper being a Stevie (the name of the character in Schitt's Creek) knockoff, you can tell in just how she's styled! Long dark hair, 'casual' clothes... Oof, they didn't even try to hide the borrowing, lol.
I LOVE Schitt’s Creek! I just got through my second rewatch and I even got my mom into it. It’s a bit slow to start, but it really is worth it.
The kids talk about the dad breaking his buying useless junk promise the same way you’d talk about your alcoholic father that’s promised He’ll stop drinking. History has taught you to be cautious but you can’t help but hope this time he’ll really do it.
All I know is when I wear my thicc ole liquid eyeliner I will internally cry knowing I failed nick for never wearing false eye lashes 😬
Such a personal attack oooof
Me too 💀
@@ElementalWhispers Well even tho we failed, we must wear our dry lashes proudly! Lmao
oh yeah I felt that 😭😭🤣
@@cherryvoid5238 When he started his joke I was thinking "it won't apply to me, I got lazer sharp eyeliner that no one can clown on." Then he hit me with the eye lashes and i immediately just did
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 lmao
Nick's clap is legally binding in 48 states and Brazil.
Thank you for this
i wanna know which states its not legally binding in
@@nicoledoubleyou Probably Alaska and Hawaii
@@nonegiven5589that's too boring, i was hoping it would be 2 random states
@@nicoledoubleyou yeah they’re Wyoming and Louisiana
The gay clap contract SENT me, along with the acrylic nail bit
Boys and Girls! This episode teaches us the valued Christian trait of “pretending-everything-is-ok, even-when-it’s-not-because-we-can’t-deal-with-trauma”. It’s so wonderful that this is show is here to provide wholesome Christian entertainment that boldly reinforces our values…
"Jesus Approved White Guy" seems to be the most popular foundation shade on the market. It is far to dark for my "pale enough to emit her own light" shade of skin.
There's something really surreal about seeing all the positive reactions to the second show, when it sounded a million times worse than his 1800s Roy Orbison impression.
What’s interesting is that all of these shows only lasted a season. This one hadn’t had a new episode since 2016.
That's their only tactic make a quick cash in that gets huge viewership first 5 episodes and when it starts to die add couple of filler garbage episodes to end it as fast as they can so they can make another cash in.
I'd pay a small fortune to see a Dead Meat/Nick DiRamio crossover
Yes! The kill count’s James A Janeese! That’s who he was reminding me of. Imagine if it was, what a crossover. Ha cross-over, religious pun.
The innkeeper character you're thinking of from Schitts Creek is Stevie Budd :)
“Churchiness” new favorite word thank you. you are a literal saint for watching this crap for us.
the combination of "precum" and "prefeshuntul" made my day 1000x better
"That's like me saying I don't know what bears are when I'm already covered in--"
Nick that sentence didn't end the way I thought it was going to
Love seeing you get sponsors! Your channel has grown so much over the past year, and you definitely deserve it! Hope you get 200,000 soon!
Oh man, "a constellation of tired cliches" is a great way of putting it. I love that.
yes! this is how to start the week!!! thank you for blessing us, Nick!
Omg the concealer on the lips 😂 so accurate. I would always top it with the lightest pink lipstick with no liner, and pitch black eyelids 🙄
I am SO here for the pureflix breakdowns 😭😭
“Keep being bitchy with me. It’s fun; it keeps all the dark thoughts away.” That’s how I made it through high school.
If the cast was any more white I’d think I was looking at the pearly gates themself
I’m cackling at the whole carrot top pulling back his hair when his face is the least recognisable part of him.
The theme song hits different when you're literally living in a hotel
im actually wondering if he wears so many hats in order to avoid going over budget and having to pay a lead
I love that in Nick’s world, megalodon, a shark, has ugly feet. That’s a terrifying world I want to live in 🦶🏻 🦈
Edit - Wait! Burt Reynolds is still alive?! I love that for him
He died in 2018
I think he meant Megatherium, the giant sloth!
Your commentary is gold and I love when you use that film degree to tell them what they did wrong 👏