Lindsay Lohan's Christmas Movie is a TOTAL FAILURE (Falling for Christmas)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @please_im_a_staaar
    @please_im_a_staaar Год назад +794

    Every Christmas movie be like "rich person discovers poor people exist and feels excited, but also a little disgusted by their exotic humble lifestyle".

    • @mamawray
      @mamawray Год назад +39

      I know! Ouran High School Host Club did this trope perfectly. Let's all just binge watch the first season of that show and forget these Xmas mediocrities!

    • @francinearcieri8439
      @francinearcieri8439 Год назад +1

      Rp you are so right

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Год назад +9

      @@mamawray such a funny show. It benefits because it'd a comedy and plays it up well. Unlike movies where thry play it straight and therefore feel tonedeaf

    • @ebbidibebbidiboo2640
      @ebbidibebbidiboo2640 Год назад +6

      🎶 I wanna live like the common people 🎶

    • @La-PetitMort
      @La-PetitMort Год назад +2

      @@mamawray Nick needs to do a clip breakdown of it

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Год назад +1944

    I know this is a fluffy, silly romcom, but not only does Jake not recognise Sierra from a few hours ago, but the hospital staff simply let a confused, amnesiac woman leave with a strange man she's clearly never met before in her life?

    • @XuiLeeEv
      @XuiLeeEv Год назад +106

      I feel like they could have at least tucked her hair into her hat for the meet cute lol

    • @kaodi6993
      @kaodi6993 Год назад +29

      why would they try to make sense 🙃

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +86

      right like at least in overboard he was deliberately deceiving a tiny hospital in a podunk town where people hated her and wanted to get rid of her lmfao

    • @tinar8828
      @tinar8828 Год назад +102

      It’s totally “born sexy yesterday” Men sure do love a woman with the body of an adult but the innocent inexperience and neediness of a child! ❤️

    • @lexwithbub
      @lexwithbub Год назад +70

      If the sheriff was vaguely decent at his job, he would've done a quick call around ALL the lodges to identify the Jane Doe. She would have to have been staying SOMEWHERE on the mountain. It's not like he's working the mean streets of Philadelphia and has so much other work to do, it's a sleepy ski resort area. He'd have that sorted in like half an hour. But then it'd be a really short movie.

  • @mcwjes
    @mcwjes Год назад +660

    I want this movie done over from Tad's pov, but in the end he realizes that he loves Ralph and uses his influencer skills to make a masc-cottage-core line of outdoor equipment called "his&his", featuring the most comfortable yet elegant double sleeping bags. Ralph no longer poaches, since they bought the lake. They are the power couple we deserve.

    • @delyseonduty
      @delyseonduty Год назад +37

      I second this

    • @witchflowers6942
      @witchflowers6942 Год назад +13

      i mean unironically that would be adorable, quirky and unique.

    • @sunnydanisummers
      @sunnydanisummers 11 месяцев назад +3

      A year later, @mcwjes have you started on the screenplay draft ?

  • @MandaMalice
    @MandaMalice Год назад +595

    Oddly enough, one of my parents had significant memory loss after a head injury. While her being able to remember really random stuff is fairly accurate (my dad remembered the perfume my mom wore but not who she was), the injuries are what are ridiculous to me. My dad was a John Doe in the hospital for months. Spent time in a coma and had to learn to walk and talk again.

    • @petrosinella
      @petrosinella Год назад +92

      I completely agree. Every case of amnesia I've read about also involved severe physical injury to the head and body requiring extensive surgery and physical therapy. Hope your dad's okay now.

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion Год назад +48

      We studied amnesia briefly in one of my college courses.
      There's also a version (I can't remember the correct name because it was 15 years and at least two DSMs ago, so it's probably been adjusted anyway) it's essentially "acute onset amnesia". What occurs is an individual has unaccounted for time and is found later with *no* sign of injury, but acute memory loss.
      (In one case a couple were at the airport and realized they left something they needed in the car so one spouse left to get it before their flight and was found later after missing take off standing in the parking lot.)
      It's a very odd occurrence and the only commonality is that no person who was familiar with them can say what happened in the time frame ranging from 5 minutes to *hours*. Some have complete personality changes, down to likes and dislikes, religion, morals, temperament ect - others are remarkably the same but rediscover the things they do and do not enjoy again.
      It's rather fascinating; especially the cases with total personality changes and no reversion with a spouse. They go through a coping process that this is a new person but a majority end up falling in love with that individual as well.
      Also the reversions are both fantastic and mundane simultaneously - decades go by doing all of the typical familiarity approaches, but nothing changes and then one day in the shower the individual just recalls everything.
      (My specialty is Psychology, so please forgive the ramble...)

    • @ThisIsNuckingFuts
      @ThisIsNuckingFuts Год назад +10

      A guy I knew was in a car accident and had amnesia for a while but he could still function. Hope your dad is ok now

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Год назад +3

      @Renee how did that work out? 😮

    • @janiceknight6027
      @janiceknight6027 Год назад +7

      @Renee thats where they would put the “caring for you thru sickness and health” montage

  • @l0v3existsXOXO
    @l0v3existsXOXO Год назад +630

    Regarding that “men in the office making comments about women without makeup” part, one time I showed up to work without under eye concealer and a male coworker asked why my eyes looked bruised (regarding my dark circles) 🙃 I almost threw hands

    • @JenniferKingStudios
      @JenniferKingStudios Год назад +68

      I've gotten those comments before too! Whenever I don't wear makeup people ask me if I'm sick, sad, or tired. lol

    • @TalkBack17
      @TalkBack17 Год назад +59

      I skipped eyeliner at a former job one day and people kept asking me if I was sick or tired or if I had been crying (some women asked too but almost entirely men)

    • @strryskiis_spam3567
      @strryskiis_spam3567 Год назад +23

      Same thing happened to one of my work friends she went to work one day without doing her makeup and one of the guys commented and asked if she was sick like ??

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin Год назад +36

      I still remember the day I showed up to work without eye makeup and every single coworker was concerned I was sick and one even demanded I go home early. I had no idea I looked that bad without makeup, jfc 😅

    • @sighborg_
      @sighborg_ Год назад +71

      The first time my former boss ever saw me without makeup he said “you look really tired” in front of like 5 other people. And I said “no, you’ve just never seen me without eye makeup before” and he was actually pretty embarrassed

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 Год назад +123

    I have never experienced a Christmas like how they're portrayed in these kinds of movies. Like.. decorations everywhere you look? Romance? Joy? Not realistic. The holidays have just gotten more depressing and stressful and lonely the older I've gotten

    • @quangamershyguyyz7166
      @quangamershyguyyz7166 Год назад +3

      Sounds like a personal problem rather than something everyone experiences.

    • @cheyennearchambeault6309
      @cheyennearchambeault6309 Год назад

      They make it look so pleasing because at the end of the day it’s satan worship

  • @guen4413
    @guen4413 Год назад +205

    "We get it Darren, even your voice sounds like it has a blazer on" took me out 🤣

    • @vascanj
      @vascanj Год назад +4

      Because it DOES lol

  • @cclynchfilm
    @cclynchfilm Год назад +414

    My family put this on during our post-Thanksgiving malaise and it felt like a fever dream. The whole time I was really hoping you would cover it lol

  • @brettshulenburg4779
    @brettshulenburg4779 Год назад +487

    Lindsay apparently signed a three movie deal with Netflix so I'm hoping the next one is just a huge 180 from this. Just outright gory slasher film lmfao

    • @poppinc8145
      @poppinc8145 Год назад +44

      The next one is _Irish Wish_ which she already filmed between Sep and Oct 2022. In it Lindsay's character magically switches lives with her best friend before the latter's wedding. It also has Jane Seymour and Ayesha Curry in it. Will likely come out in late 2023 or Feb 2024. I agree that I'd like to see LiLo doing different types of roles, specifically supernatural horror (i.e. ghost movie, not slasher) and family drama.

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 Год назад +17

      @@poppinc8145 "I can't marry Ryan! Ew!"

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion Год назад +9

      @@poppinc8145 Well there was her cameo in the final Scary Movie; "I'm going to blow you across the room!"

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Год назад +7

      No, action-fantasy, she takes on a maniac santa clause who’s trying to manipulate her life 😮 magic and adventure ensues

    • @fuzzyapple
      @fuzzyapple Год назад +4

      I would bet money on a crossover with the princess switch movies

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Год назад +115

    I'm actually pleased with bi-man representation treated as a delightful arc resolution. More please.

  • @cam4636
    @cam4636 Год назад +201

    The part that ticks me off the most is when the past customers show up like "we couldn't afford a month long resort stay so you let us use the bridal suite for free!💞" like I wonder why this run down shit cabin ended up bankrupt. This guy who went begging for pocket change to keep his business sucks at business.

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion Год назад +1

      Oh no I accidentally slipped into Capitalism RUclips... Where are my comrades?!

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 Год назад +41

      @@searchingfororion Understanding how capitalism works doesn't make me a capitalist. For that matter, begging for money to keep a business running and staying at a luxury resort are both in service to capitalism.

    • @jordy_muhnordy
      @jordy_muhnordy Год назад

      @Ana Pie same!

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny Год назад +4

      And it always happens. Like, do they not know that in order to run a store, or a business you have to sell a product to make money in order to keep it open. Because it seems like these people don’t understand that in these types of movies

    • @jordy_muhnordy
      @jordy_muhnordy Год назад +7

      @@BabyGirlTiny I watched a Christmas movie where the owner of a bakery said her store would be closed if there was 2 inches of snow on the ground. The movie was set in the mountains of MONTANA.

  • @woodificould
    @woodificould Год назад +161

    "So the good news is, she's physically ok. The bad news is that she's now a vegetable", just imagine a doctor starting a sentence with that 😂

    • @glamglam8347
      @glamglam8347 Год назад

      and then a rando says "liKe a CoMa" and the dumb ass doctor going like "sOmeThiNG lIkE tHat" like is this you first day on the job WTF DO YOU MEAN "something like that"

  • @chandley22
    @chandley22 Год назад +60

    This plot is pretty fucked up when you consider that the lady who played the mom in Parent Trap, Natasha Richardson, actually died from a concussion on a ski trip. Hopefully, this was coincidentally insensitive.....

    • @tigeriskool
      @tigeriskool Год назад +11

      Dude what 😭 ..rip to Natasha

    • @tamaradanielle1296
      @tamaradanielle1296 Год назад +4

      Oh yea, Liam Neasons wife…. Damn did Lindsey really not think of that 😓 that’s crazy

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta Год назад +3

      Coincidence i'm sure

  • @booksandbluestockings8664
    @booksandbluestockings8664 Год назад +80

    In Georgia, we are at the “head injury causes athletes believe they should be in the senate and take rights away from women” kind of story 😫

    • @allison257
      @allison257 Год назад +4

      And nearly half your state voted for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @booksandbluestockings8664
      @booksandbluestockings8664 Год назад +16

      @@allison257 My state is also super gerrymandered so keep that in mind

    • @moonstrifflimestone5493
      @moonstrifflimestone5493 Год назад +2

      Everytime I hear about GeorgiaI swear I grow a bit more terrified since my mum's considering moving there.

  • @okoala62
    @okoala62 Год назад +572

    Her treating the hospital like a hotel is not far off from real life though. 😒 Jaded, burned out nurse here: you might be shocked at how demanding, entitled and RUDE AF some patients and their families treat the hospital staff- you know, the same staff that is trying to work on getting them better???

    • @cornbreadflapjacks
      @cornbreadflapjacks Год назад +31

      My mom recently retired as a CNA on the surgical floor of a hospital and she said the exact same thing about patients treating the hospital like a hotel! Her stories made my hair stand on end. My heart goes out to you! ❤️

    • @Metroid250
      @Metroid250 Год назад +14

      I'm glad I'm not a nurse because my patience is -9000% and if any of those rats try me, it's 15000 units of insulin, 10000mg of Extra Strength Tylenol, 5000mg of Ibuprofen, and 10000mg of Aspirin, and 5000mg Lithium for them in a few minutes

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 Год назад +25

      Yes! RN=Refreshments and Narcotics. I can take nonsense from patients, but family members not so much.

    • @seducedbysasquatch
      @seducedbysasquatch Год назад +6

      My mother works in a hospital as a receptionist and she tells me just how disrespectful the patients can be to both her, the nurses, and the rest of the staff. It's like a teacher dealing with students' parents, except they're going through withdrawal during back to school night lmao. Much love to you for the work you do

    • @petrosinella
      @petrosinella Год назад +14

      Yep, a lot of my patients and their families are hella entitled, and treat the nurses and aides like their own personal slaves. What's worse is management has a "customer is always right'" mentality, so we have to cater to the patients and families regardless of how they treat us.

  • @artsyvidsy5232
    @artsyvidsy5232 Год назад +105

    I had amnesia from a car accident and I can say that they don't wait for you to be OK before releasing you in the U.S. my sister left with me an hour after I woke up.

    • @lexwithbub
      @lexwithbub Год назад +36

      But I'm guessing that in your case, your sister was able to identify you, so you weren't a Jane Doe 😉 This movie is whack.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Год назад +20

      As terrible as care can be for non-quality insurance having Americans your sister wasn't a random man off the street tho lol. We have standards here not alot but some 😅

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion Год назад +15

      There are some people who could identify me and provide quite a bit of information that would be convincing enough (in fact there's one that can and another I'm *certain* data tracks me) to get my release to their "care" - the very thought absolutely terrifies me.

  • @ishannimesha1509
    @ishannimesha1509 Год назад +44

    Honestly Tad and ralph had more chemistry than mc and the vanilla man......

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 Год назад +11

      The movie should have been about Tad and Ralph instead, if you ask me.

  • @chaoticevil9800
    @chaoticevil9800 Год назад +80

    Can totally relate to wear a bare face to work and getting asked all day if I am either sick or tired, NO that's just how my face looks.....

    • @RosieV9669
      @RosieV9669 Год назад +16

      I had a jealous ass coworker who would say this to all the other women she noticed would go without make up! I only wear eyeliner and a couple times she's like "omg you're sick?!" I finally had to tell her off 😤😤

    • @mmmmmmmmaria
      @mmmmmmmmaria Год назад +10

      this is why i stopped wearing all makeup except brow gel and tinted lip balm at 21. i wore a full face daily from 14ish to 20 and got very good at it but it was just not worth it not being able to look at my own face and looking like two different people

  • @MarieInnes
    @MarieInnes Год назад +239

    “… Lindsay’s meteoric bob back to the surface” I snortled and chortled 🤣

    • @shai2121
      @shai2121 Год назад +8

      "snortled and chortled" made me snortle and chortle too lol

    • @bananamanchester4156
      @bananamanchester4156 Год назад +9

      Snortled and chortled and snickeled and chuckled

    • @karlc2869
      @karlc2869 Год назад +1

      LiLo is doing good now, girl.

    • @karlc2869
      @karlc2869 Год назад +1

      @@bananamanchester4156 LiLo is doing good now, girl.

    • @gucci2468
      @gucci2468 Год назад +3

      @@bananamanchester4156 and dancered and prancered and donnered and vixened!!

  • @The_Cait
    @The_Cait Год назад +66

    @18:10 The actress who played Lohan's mom in Parent Trap, Natasha Richardson, literally died from a head injury sustained in a skiing accident.
    😶 Lindsay may be going a TAD overboard with those 'subtle' references 😬.

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 Год назад +6

      It is not that serious. Plus she didn't write it.

    • @amybrowning
      @amybrowning Год назад +4

      Okay I said that too when I watched it, I was like wait isnt this a little weird of a coincidence??

    • @kikigam7113
      @kikigam7113 3 месяца назад

      ​@@amybrowning I honestly don't think it was intentional I mean it's Christmas and snowy so it makes sense why it would be a skiing accident

  • @livewiiiiire
    @livewiiiiire Год назад +78

    5:23 and 5:40 are just two of the many MANY reasons why I can't get enough of your videos! You have *SUCH* an eye for these things, I wouldn't have noticed the beauty blender not touching OR the acrylic ice cubes had you not pointed them out. I say this under every video but *YOU ARE SO APPRECIATED AND ADORED* !! Seriously, thank you so much for the work you do to make these commentary videos. You are one of a kind, and no other channel can compare to the magic you make. ❤️

    • @amybrowning
      @amybrowning Год назад

      youre appreciated and adored by me btw for your positivity. also, agreed!!

  • @GoblinsAreAGirlsBestFriend
    @GoblinsAreAGirlsBestFriend Год назад +175

    As a woman working in an office, if I see a co-worker looking tired, I quietly admire that they came in and are pushing through it anyway, which stands out far more than a few dark circles - I'll say something if someone looks semi-permanently (increasingly) drained, in a private conversation behind closed doors. Yet somehow, my male co-workers continue to consider "You look tired today" regular watercooler small talk in the middle of the kitchen with myself and other female employees. What IS that? Is there an unspoken law that men teach little boys or something that you're always supposed to tell women they look tired on the spot in the same tone as you would pay them a compliment?

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin Год назад +34

      This is interesting to me, because in my previous careers that were heavily female-dominated, I got the same treatment by other women. I didn’t think of it as a thing men do, I thought it was just a thing we as society do. Whatever it is, it’s fucking bs. I rarely wear makeup anymore cuz I got fed up with the comments I’d get when I didn’t have time or energy to put any on

    • @halleyb9359
      @halleyb9359 Год назад +24

      Thank you except women do it to me too. It's so annoying. It's unnecessary to comment on my physical appearance. A compliment, sure that's nice, otherwise I don't see the point in making comments about how people look.

    • @Patrick3183
      @Patrick3183 Год назад

      Why do u liberals hate men so much

    • @slushpuppie19
      @slushpuppie19 Год назад +3

      I just never wore make up at this job. Now all the men get that yep, I look like shit permanently, nothing new that you need to comment on

  • @BingQiuSupremacy
    @BingQiuSupremacy Год назад +82

    Her "big comeback" was going to be a Christmas romcom? That's what actors do after their careers are already over

    • @glamglam8347
      @glamglam8347 Год назад +18

      i mean shes making references about old movies she used star in so i think shes already washed up

  • @foursquare2023
    @foursquare2023 Год назад +13

    My wife and I watched the movie with the plot idea that Jake was scheming for money the whole time and knew exactly who she was. Honestly it made the lack of chemistry and all the mentions of their need and the grandma's over the top bonding attempts all make sense.

  • @lisavogt2950
    @lisavogt2950 Год назад +36

    Omg! The actress who played Lindsay Lohan’s mom in The Parent Trap (Natasha Richardson) DIED IN A SKIING ACCIDENT!!!! 🤦‍♀️

    • @skooter9291
      @skooter9291 Год назад +8

      omg that's terrible! i had no idea she died :(

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 Год назад +3

      And then she did this movie? Jesus.

    • @dumbbunny9178
      @dumbbunny9178 Год назад

      Right, she literally had a concussion and didn’t know and went to sleep and died in her sleep.

  • @Saibellus
    @Saibellus Год назад +35

    im deeply disappointed the too-big engagement ring wasnt used by tad to propose to ralph

    • @XuiLeeEv
      @XuiLeeEv Год назад +10

      😭 This is the sequel we deserve

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Год назад +7

      or the poacher guy. thats definitely a fanfic i've read before
      edit: oop im stupid, i didnt realize that guy WAS ralph lmfao

  • @rachaelmarks2
    @rachaelmarks2 Год назад +55

    I love when you randomly throw in PSAs about politics or climate change 😂 it always catches me off guard

  • @TonyIgnatova
    @TonyIgnatova Год назад +99

    As an aspiring filmmaker I get quite relieved then I see bad movies. It makes me believe that I too could do it 😅

    • @rachellaugherty4057
      @rachellaugherty4057 Год назад

      This movie is great!!! You ppl are little miserable haters

    • @thegirlwhoanimates9814
      @thegirlwhoanimates9814 Год назад +5

      Same here as an aspiring screenwriter, its giving me notes on how to actually write an ingaging script.

    • @thebilliespace
      @thebilliespace Год назад +5

      I do aspire to have a screenwriting job so stable that I get to pump out crappy films like this for Netflix

    • @DeaDiabola
      @DeaDiabola Год назад +1

      @@thebilliespace Omg same

  • @awkwardotter13
    @awkwardotter13 Год назад +288

    Whether the movie is good or not I'm glad Lindsey Lohan is back and seems to be doing better ♥️
    Editing after reading the comments: @mischa educated me on Ms. Lohans past actions and it's pretty bad 😬 so while i still hope Lindsey Lohan is better and does better i hope she apologized and works on herself.

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Год назад +1

      you're glad a racist is back?

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Год назад +84

      for those who don't know, Lohan: uses the n-word, called a Black man slurs before assaulting him, said "you must from Ghana" and spit on his face, she called a homeless Syrian refugee woman a child trafficker and attempted to kidnap her children, she yelled gibberish at her which apparently she thinks Arabic sounds like, she also carjacked some teenagers car while drunk and drove so erratically they were in fear for their lives, when she was caught she tried to blame it on a Black child. But it's good to know you all are "SO HAPPY SHE'S BACK". anti-Black racism is as american as apple pie so I'm not surprised

    • @plamondonworks6948
      @plamondonworks6948 Год назад +11

      ​@@mischr13 get outside lol

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid Год назад

      @@mischr13 dayummm. You keep all that in a google doc? But ya. I'm not sure wtf happened to her.. I guess Hollywood, right? They're all fucked.

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Год назад +19

      ​@@DecoraGarfoid good memory + annoyance at everyone for ignoring it haha

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Год назад +311

    Who knew that Cady Heron and Trouty Mouth would ever get together on screen? Also, the influencer boyfriend was the best part, and I liked that he also got a happy ending as well. Yay for Bi/Pan representation!

    • @halburke2947
      @halburke2947 Год назад +8

      I was sayin that the whole time 🤣🤣

    • @breannabranson4976
      @breannabranson4976 Год назад +4

      This😂😂

    • @angelapalencia1664
      @angelapalencia1664 Год назад +7

      It’s the ONLY thing I could think about during the movie Omg 😂 … Nene telling him he has big lips for a white boy

    • @kendrickdinger
      @kendrickdinger Год назад +2

      Not trouty mouth!!😂😂

    • @care_hopexo
      @care_hopexo Год назад

      Trouty mouth 👄 🎶

  • @AG_KEMPER
    @AG_KEMPER Год назад +436

    My grandmother (a total freaking leftist queen) and I watched this at Thanksgiving. We had WAAAAAAAY too much fun watching this and playing "Christmas Movie Bingo"; we have no choice but to stan an unhinged masterpiece!

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 Год назад +39

      Your grandma sounds cool af

    • @AG_KEMPER
      @AG_KEMPER Год назад +21

      @@adeer87 she's the best

    • @iamsmupton
      @iamsmupton Год назад +19

      Christmas movie bingo is a great idea! My mom has been wanting to create new Christmas traditions and I just suggested this idea to her

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Год назад +17

      Omg, you’re so lucky to have a cool leftist grandma to laugh at this with 😊🖤 mines racist and unironically LOVES hallmark cringe crap 😂

    • @TheNocturnalpheonix
      @TheNocturnalpheonix Год назад +17

      Um, are you and Abuela accepting adoption applications? 🤘😘🔥

  • @hannerz777
    @hannerz777 Год назад +43

    we love nick bc he's hilarious and plugs renewable energy✨️

  • @meaganblack1529
    @meaganblack1529 Год назад +120

    I wish they had been more clear about how old Lindsay Lohan's character was. She looks beautiful, but also she doesn't look any age except "post-plastic surgery" and her character could have been 22, with how she acted (Tad too). But then Lindsay would be really young compared to her love interest (probably? he has a kid? he also sort of looks like an adult playing a teen/twenty-something?).

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 Год назад +34

      I think it's easier to just say she's playing her age, maybe a couple of years younger but mid 30's.

    • @Ml25562
      @Ml25562 Год назад +37

      I think she was playing someone in their early 30s that acted like a spoiled teen because she hadn’t had to grow up.

    • @ginanotafan1039
      @ginanotafan1039 Год назад +29

      I agree abt her face, I can't stop staring at it.

    • @poppinc8145
      @poppinc8145 Год назад +11

      Let's just say she's playing 29 or 30 years old. Sierra is one of those spoiled types who matured late, and so she behaves more like she's 22.

    • @karlc2869
      @karlc2869 Год назад +4

      @@ginanotafan1039 Lindsay Lohan is doing good now. Stop dissing her face, girl.

  • @jefffuller3460
    @jefffuller3460 Год назад +7

    I have a holiday movie request! "Deck the Heart". It includes numerous flubbed lines, several cuts to the same shot, an assistant in dire need of a spice rack, a boss with disturbing mood swings and perhaps the most baffling (and worst) scene in holiday hallmark movie history.

  • @colinthemarines3567
    @colinthemarines3567 Год назад +7

    Just when I think we’re finally moving past the “Bad husband/fiancé is *actually* gay! Oh isn’t that so ironic, teehee!” trope… and of course the gay character gets together with a random person who they barely know at the very end of the movie, while the straight people have spent the entire time carefully courting each other. And it’s presented as “look how nice and supportive we’re being, showing a gay character and *not* telling them to go directly to Hell!” Lol. Come on now, get it together, Netflix!
    Atleast I had your Ralph/Tad emotional montage to soothe my soul, that was truly a thing of beauty.

  • @rachelmoredock
    @rachelmoredock Год назад +24

    I’m just happy we all saw Tad and Ralph’s amazing chemistry 😂

  • @b0bduncan
    @b0bduncan Год назад +57

    two of my favorite out of work actors came together and made magic, the effectiveness of said magic is debatable but i love this lindsay renaissance

  • @MegadoseTheOutsiderArtist
    @MegadoseTheOutsiderArtist Год назад +20

    Why does Lindsey Lohan look exactly like Rose McGowan now? Are they using the same plastic surgeon?

  • @jordanmarie24
    @jordanmarie24 Год назад +4

    Oh my gosh, when you were talking about Lindsay's character falling down the mountain and how many people die in ski accidents, made me so sad to remember the beautiful mother in The Parent Trap, Natasha Richardson, unfortunately passed that way. Poor Queen. :c
    I also remember one of your other Lindsay Lohan breakdowns, (maybe Teenage Drama Queen) where you mention she either always plays a normal girl or proper talker, and you are so right! Here she is being proper talker!

  • @cx3_podcast
    @cx3_podcast Год назад +14

    32:46
    You missed a golden opportunity to use the term “mistletrope” which is what I thought you were about to say. Then my dreams were smashed.

  • @BarelyTsunami
    @BarelyTsunami Год назад +22

    Did anyone else think Sierra was gone for like weeks? The way time moves is not clear except for Tad and Ralph and we only see them like twice

    • @TheNumnutRandomness
      @TheNumnutRandomness Год назад +4

      I was floored when it was only for less than a week. Girl was hospitalized with a head injury and Jake immediately jump up and said "free labor!"

  • @rileyspenceryoutube
    @rileyspenceryoutube Год назад +17

    I love when you drop nuggets of knowledge in your clip break downs about things happening politically that effect us and our world. Love your videos :)

  • @samanthal133
    @samanthal133 Год назад +72

    Yes please. I just welcomed our first on 11/10/2022 & been up at night feeding him & honestly thank you for keeping this new mommy sane! Watching old episodes and now this🥰🤙🏽👶🏽🍼

    • @LeahInTheRye
      @LeahInTheRye Год назад +5

      Congratulations ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @Rozzebella
      @Rozzebella Год назад +5

      Congratulations ❤ you’ll never forget the content that gets your through those long nights the first year!!!!

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Год назад +2

      Awww congrats! Have a happy 1st holiday season, little RUclips comment section baby! 💖🎉

    • @mcgowad
      @mcgowad Год назад +1

      We welcomed our second son on the 9th! We've also been up nursing and kept sane by Nick's commentary. Solidarity!! 👶🍼

    • @antonellamR2D2
      @antonellamR2D2 Год назад

      💗💗💗

  • @SayuriIera
    @SayuriIera Год назад +15

    I love how we're one second into the main character waking up and Nick is already tearing into it 😭😭

  • @OpheliaFantasy
    @OpheliaFantasy Год назад +20

    Wow I hadn't even realized a stand-in was used for the final kiss. That's wild!

    • @jasminemcphail3614
      @jasminemcphail3614 Год назад +1

      Me neither. I thought they really kissed. That's a shocker 😧

  • @Catzbe
    @Catzbe Год назад +16

    I knew someone who hit a tree like that while skiing, and they had to have 13 staples put in their head.

  • @savannahyeah5470
    @savannahyeah5470 Год назад +13

    I would love your breakdowns on Gossip Girl, the original series. The nonsensical plots, fashion choices & character development/destroyer moments would be perfect for you to dissect. There's a lot of episodes so maybe you could do like one clip breakdown per season with your highlighted thoughts?

  • @XuiLeeEv
    @XuiLeeEv Год назад +31

    Ooooh I really hope Nick calls out how Tad and wilderness shack man should have ended up. 🎅

  • @appleBEEZ
    @appleBEEZ Год назад +10

    Tad & Ralph deserved that musical montage 😭❤️‍🩹

  • @onlyinsomniac
    @onlyinsomniac Год назад +11

    My ace self watch this with two bi friends and we were so disappointed that Tad and the woodsman didb't end up together

  • @calonstanni
    @calonstanni Год назад +16

    "NO SEAN, believe it or not this is a HEALTHY, HUMAN WOMAN face!" you are now one of my best friends. LURV.

  • @northshoregirl8173
    @northshoregirl8173 Год назад +2

    OMG, I realized half way through your critique that the dad is Jack Wagner, from General Hospital in the 80s!

  • @michaelaelizabethx
    @michaelaelizabethx Год назад +15

    omg i spat out my drink to “I dont know michaela where’s your sense of not sounding like miss piggy” caught me off guard, my names michaela 😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelaelizabethx
      @michaelaelizabethx Год назад

      i’ve been waiting for you to make this video!!!! i went on all your social media’s to request it 😂😂 i didnt wait to watch it but i wanted to see how it was lol

  • @jefffuller3460
    @jefffuller3460 Год назад +1

    The music montage you cut of Tad and Ralph was the highlight of my day! Brilliant. **Chef's kiss**

  • @shannonceleste5557
    @shannonceleste5557 Год назад +30

    Yay!!! Haven't started the video yet but corny holiday movies are my favorite clip breakdowns! Add some millennial nostalgia via Lindsay Lohan and it's shaping up to be a lovely Friday😍
    Thank you Nick and all my fellow DiRama club members 💜

  • @ChristopherDazey
    @ChristopherDazey Год назад +11

    ‘Her mother’s high school mascot’ is maybe the funniest random thing anyone has ever said.

  • @floral-smoke
    @floral-smoke Год назад +37

    Watching Nick and Trixie & Katya watching this movie is the only exposure to it I will subject myself to

    • @rachellaugherty4057
      @rachellaugherty4057 Год назад

      Sucks for you

    • @floral-smoke
      @floral-smoke Год назад +7

      @@rachellaugherty4057 Judging by the scenes they show, I really don't think it does xD

  • @lexwithbub
    @lexwithbub Год назад +12

    I legit thought you wrote it as "Failing for Christmas" 😂 seemed appropriate!
    Plus, I get informed about global warming, love your little activism breaks 😊 here in Australia we have had three years in a row of "1 in 100 year" floods, following the most severe bushfire season in history (summer 19/20). And then people can't afford insurance. Or they're even looking at relocating whole towns above the 1:100 flood level. They're the forgotten climate refugees.

  • @nicssocks
    @nicssocks Год назад +10

    my suggestion to fix part of this movie would have been to have a friend of Tad follow Tad and Sierra up the mountain to record Tad’s proposal, establishing why Tad is a bad choice for Sierra. Sierra would be unaware of the friend watching until shortly before she fell, and she would get mad at Tad for using their engagement as content. (he could establish earlier on that he’s in need of some new content to keep his channel or whatever interesting to his viewers.) in her anger, Sierra could freak out and slip down the mountain. Tad could also fall down the other side, but then you have the friend who could be videotaping his journey while he’s looking for Tad, which opens up the floor for some physical comedy/shenanigans/jokes around how dumb he is/etc. it wouldn’t fix the bad plot, but it would at least make some things make more sense and possibly make it more entertaining to watch

  • @xxmakeuplover05xx
    @xxmakeuplover05xx Год назад +14

    PLEASE DO A CLIP BREAKDOWN OF THE LIVE ACTION SCOOBY DOO MOVIES (with Sara Michelle Gellar, Freddy Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard and Linda Cardellini)

  • @baileysadowski7065
    @baileysadowski7065 Год назад +14

    I had much more fun watching this through the lens that Jakes family was in on holding the new stepmom hostage as they made literally no effort to reunite her with her family

    • @lapraxi
      @lapraxi Год назад

      So disturbing she was manipulated and forced to work for free

  • @Noellep
    @Noellep Год назад +12

    My name is Noelle and I'm so excited that Nick suggested my name in this video 😊 Also, as a weird side note, I dated a guy named Chris Massey in high school - the same name as Jason Priestley's character in that Hallmark Christmas movie starring Melissa Joan Hart. All the clip breakdown connections...

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 Год назад +1

      There's also a disney/Nickelodeon actor named Chris Massey. He was Kyle Massey (Cory Baxter from That's So raven)'s brother and he played Michael on Zoey 101. Fun fact.

  • @sandraaa8496
    @sandraaa8496 Год назад +27

    My husbands cousin fell off the mountain when we went skiing and while we looked for him for hours, ski patrol found him and he was already in the hospital for 3 hours before we found out 🤦🏻‍♀️ but he survived so I can laugh at this 😂

  • @babyturkey8342
    @babyturkey8342 Год назад +4

    Triggered by the "when your dealer was supposed to arrive 2 hours ago but is not responding" 😫 ooo the addict days are not missed

  • @icatfishedyourdad2767
    @icatfishedyourdad2767 Год назад +14

    I haven’t seen this and don’t plan on it so can someone kindly explain wtf happens near the end? To her, two complete strangers are telling her that they’re her dad and fiancé and she just…goes with them? No questions asked? Or does she suddenly get all her memory back when she sees them?

    • @awfultaco42069
      @awfultaco42069 Год назад +7

      when they come to her and tell her what happened she instantly remembers! LOL

  • @sunnydanisummers
    @sunnydanisummers 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love that the police didn’t think to put out a “found person” news blast. Seems like it would be important to figure out who this random head injured woman is

  • @s_h_o_o_b_y
    @s_h_o_o_b_y Год назад +79

    lmao i’m glad you didn’t hold back and gave an honest review, because trixie and katya did one too, BUT lindsay sent them a sweet little video message so they had to pretend it was a yas slay werk bitch movie 😂
    also i wish you would review lindsay’s failed show about her resort in mikinos in which she was a weird… tyrant? kinda?

    • @s_h_o_o_b_y
      @s_h_o_o_b_y Год назад +32

      oh and the time she tried to kidnap those homeless children and told their parents they were pieces of shit lmao

    • @karlc2869
      @karlc2869 Год назад

      She did NOT try to kidnap the kids, girl. Stop living in the past.

    • @karlc2869
      @karlc2869 Год назад

      BTW Shelby, LiLo is still human. Stop believing the lies of the media. Again, she didn't try to kidnap the kids so please - as The Rock once said - KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
      Thanks, girl.

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion Год назад +17

      @@karlc2869 you know as much as you're flapping everywhere maybe you need to take Dwayne Johnson's advice. Also you're a bit old to be obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, etc it's kind of creepy.

    • @gothboithick
      @gothboithick Год назад +1

      @@karlc2869 how long ago was it tho

  • @alexandradetouchet7822
    @alexandradetouchet7822 Год назад +23

    Before I watch this video with my delicious donut, I would like to say that for the past few days I had the song "it's the little saint nick little saint nick" completely stuck in my head in YOUR voice
    So you'll now always be associated to this song in my subconscious
    A true christmas miracle
    :D♡ love ya

  • @fermentedpenny5264
    @fermentedpenny5264 Год назад +5

    This is the third review of this movie I’ve watched and by far my favorite! Thanks Nick, happy holidays!

  • @katbland9149
    @katbland9149 Год назад +7

    I HATE when men or women ask me if im sick simply bc i didn't wear makeup. THAT makes me sick. Like great, thx Chad now i really am sick. Sick of you! As i run to the bathroom to slap on some clown makeup. 😆🤡

  • @genesiselaine
    @genesiselaine Год назад +6

    this is probably not the time or place but nick i remember in your twitches too video u said u would do Hairspray and i am still waiting for u to give us justice!!

  • @luxuscarnage4828
    @luxuscarnage4828 Год назад +6

    The whole 2 dead moms in one movie has me further convinced this is a plan by the Illuminate to make kids and Hallmark peeps murder their mothers in an attempt to have a cute Christmas.

  • @ebbidibebbidiboo2640
    @ebbidibebbidiboo2640 Год назад +5

    This movie kind of feels like what you would get if you asked AI to write a Christmas movie

  • @aliceb.1481
    @aliceb.1481 Год назад +5

    Would a doctor really diagnose a MINOR concussion, if the injury caused memory loss?

  • @tnuoccaeht
    @tnuoccaeht Год назад +6

    41:10 You’re joking but I unironically believe we shouldn’t have child actors anymore lmao

  • @chelsie2767
    @chelsie2767 Год назад +4

    I'm having a really terrible holiday, I found my brother dead a few days ago, we like just lost our mom last year. Thanks for 40 minutes where I don't have to think about it too much.

  • @FeministCatLadySpinster
    @FeministCatLadySpinster Год назад +8

    So what I'm hearing is that I should devise a drinking game before watching.

  • @Ami_E_Bowen
    @Ami_E_Bowen Год назад +6

    That's ring is giving me Walgreens vending machine toy vibes.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 Год назад

      Totally! What a piece of junk!

  • @starophie
    @starophie Год назад +6

    speaking of overboard (starring goldie hawn), reese witherspoon mentioned being inspired by it in an interview talking about the christmas movie her company produced! it's coming out on the 9th, i think, and it's on amazon. called "something from tiffany," and it's starring zoey deutch (who i'm pretty sure has been in other things you've covered on clip breakdown? but i'm not sure. she's great, but has been in a lot of weird stuff lol)

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Год назад +2

    32:46 ...& then "Mistletröpe" was just coined & it was a perfect Hallmark Christmas word

  • @meegonoshark2328
    @meegonoshark2328 Год назад +10

    genuinely, you are the funniest person i’ve ever heard speak

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta love when movies are like "Look at this poor family" and the family is clearly middle class at worst. Also what hospital has the budget to put that many fancy, store-bought Christmas decorations in their patient rooms? Has anyone involved in making this movie ever set foot outside of a gated community?

  • @mcbby7
    @mcbby7 Год назад +6

    It's so rough when you finally realize some of your happiest childhood memories were based on consumerism 😦

  • @Lauren-dx4rx
    @Lauren-dx4rx 3 месяца назад +1

    Im so happy I wasn't the only one who thought that little girl wished for santa to offer to sell them cocaine 😂

  • @rachelrhone8483
    @rachelrhone8483 Год назад +5

    Stawp! I just watched this begrudgingly last night immediately thinking you needed to cover this. Thanks for all continuous effort and talent, Nick! ❤️

    • @talyyyylouiseeee7108
      @talyyyylouiseeee7108 Год назад +1

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that will watch some of these highly questionable movies and shows based solely on the likelihood of my fave commentary channels covering them 😂😂

  • @wendyallen9089
    @wendyallen9089 Год назад +1

    Nick please look up the commercial she did recently where it referenced all of her movies it actually gave me hope for her come back and I'm so sad I don't know why but Lindsay is just she has a special place in my heart okay. I'm a recovering addict. I know you've touched on being in recovery as well Nick. I admire you a lot and your videos have been a safe space for me to go to during some really hard times. Merry Christmas

  • @j3kkkkk
    @j3kkkkk Год назад +5

    18:08 😳 this is a not so fun fact and a (pretty tasteless imo) 'nod' to another work of Lindsays, The Parent Trap. The actress who played the twins mother Natasha Richardson died in 2009 from a brain injury she sustained while skiing.

  • @quinnthequeer9477
    @quinnthequeer9477 Год назад +2

    21:56
    I live in Germany and can confirm it is cold and heating has got so much more expensive. I'm pretty sure my school isn't heating as much as it did last year, I'm always cold when I'm there and most of the radiators aren't on. I'm in an acting club as well that's in a building that's only allowed to heat up to 17°C so that's also a bit chilly but luckily fine once we turn the stage lights on. I'm also lucky enough to come from a family that can just about afford to keep the house warm, so it must be pretty rough for poorer families since public buildings aren't that well heated either.

  • @brianatellez6701
    @brianatellez6701 Год назад +3

    The way I haven’t watched this movie on purpose knowing that Nick was going to cover it. Thank you! saved me an hour and a half of my life!

  • @martinaasandersen3775
    @martinaasandersen3775 Год назад +1

    My only vivid memory from age 5 is when i accidentally hung myself. On a kindergarten trip to the forest we had this magnifying glass in a string around our necks and i was climbing a tree when the teacher called us from afar to come back. When i jumped down, the string got stuck on a branch and that was it. Luckily i was with the biggest kid in class (he had been held back) and he managed to break the branch and save me. Had a red line on my neck for a month and from then on they tied the string around the wrist instead. Weirdly i dont remember my parents getting mad at them, but maybe they didn't realize how close to death i came (if that specific kid hadn't been there because any other wouldn't have been able to break the branch i think)

  • @Athena-vs4cv
    @Athena-vs4cv Год назад +7

    For me, this movie is definitely in the "So bad it's good" category, along with "The Princess Switch". So many Christmas movie tropes smooshed together with a totally implausible plot, I wouldn't be surprised if Netflix planned it to be a camp guilty pleasure... Either way, I love it. Congrats to Lindsay too 👏 Love your content Nick ❤

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Год назад +2

      and also cinderella a christmas wish with the two leads being former disney channel actors! its not a good movie but its so fun to watch for me

  • @lizcaddy6316
    @lizcaddy6316 Год назад +6

    You’re just so hilarious I cannot stop cracking up laughing at every vid! have you ever considered doing stand up? I think you’ve got what it takes! Please keep doing what you’re doing for as long as possible! I’ve watched you for years and will continue for more to come, love you and thank you Nick! 🙏😘

  • @queenofsuffering8291
    @queenofsuffering8291 Год назад +5

    Please check out the wonderfully bad Christmas movie, "Santa Jaws". It's about exactly what it sounds like.

  • @UnmedicatedWaters
    @UnmedicatedWaters Год назад +5

    Not me watching multiple youtube roasts of this movie that in total have double the run time of the actual movie

  • @AtTheEnd1000
    @AtTheEnd1000 Год назад +4

    I hate how in christmas movies, every piece of furniture has an ornament on! No one does that

  • @I_Vetta
    @I_Vetta Год назад +3

    Ted and Ralph have so much more chemistry than the main couple)

  • @lindseyoates2123
    @lindseyoates2123 Год назад +5

    Actually laughed out loud at your pigeoto Pokémon joke. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ebbidibebbidiboo2640
    @ebbidibebbidiboo2640 Год назад +2

    Absolutely love when she starts singing jingle bell rock - really reminds me of how much I'd rather be watching mean girls

  • @roseiguess6167
    @roseiguess6167 Год назад +23

    I work retail and that “Man With a Bag” song has been haunting me since the beginning of November when they started constantly playing godawful Christmas songs

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin Год назад +3

      My deepest condolences. I made it through one holiday season in retail and another in food service. Never again. There are holiday songs that trigger violent reactions. Do not play shitty Christmas songs around me. 😂
      Good luck! Just a few more weeks to go…

    • @roseiguess6167
      @roseiguess6167 Год назад +2

      @@English3Muffin thank you!! I really appreciate the encouragement because it is definitely a hellscape most days 💀

  • @florealecat
    @florealecat Год назад +1

    i love coming in from the cold, curling up cozy, and watching your clip breakdowns