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  • @niftythegoblin
    @niftythegoblin 4 года назад +5268

    What they said: "Pure, Christian content"
    What they meant: Boomers making light of casual racism

    • @brenosilvamorais2510
      @brenosilvamorais2510 4 года назад +95

      yeah christian content

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 года назад +16

      I think they’re making fun of the racists, not the person (referencing the first scene played)

    • @OldIronbottom
      @OldIronbottom 4 года назад +24

      Casual? Its pretty overt.

    • @sarahg2665
      @sarahg2665 4 года назад +27

      @@OldIronbottom the racism isnt casual the context is

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 4 года назад +55

      Nah, Jesus was totally white. Don't you see the murals. So white. And Jesus is totalllly his real original name. You know how those vowels exist in Hebrew. 🙄😂
      I hope it's obvious this is sarcasm.

  • @theyoutubeguide1109
    @theyoutubeguide1109 4 года назад +3850

    As a christian myself, I cannot believe that there's someone out there, somewhere, who made a Christian Netflix and called it "wholesome christian content" and then proceeded to write casual racist jokes into their scripts. On top of that, they also managed to offend an entire generation of people by taking jabs at them for a whole segment, all in the name of "christian entertainment". I just...

    • @thelifeofzbear204
      @thelifeofzbear204 4 года назад +4

      Theyoutubeguide I mean it’s funny though

    • @beepbeeprichie4584
      @beepbeeprichie4584 4 года назад +67

      Theyoutubeguide Umm hi, gen Z. Why attack us like that. Pureflix more like, offensflix

    • @Ediblemon
      @Ediblemon 4 года назад +52

      Imagine being christian and realizing the biggest influencers of their faith are out of touch and bigoted for the first time.

    • @theyoutubeguide1109
      @theyoutubeguide1109 4 года назад +113

      @@Ediblemon It's not my first time realizing this. I know that there are many "christians" who think this way and claim to be a follower of Christ. Please remember that not all Christian's are this way and the people who do and also claim to be Christian,aren't real followers of Christ. Jesus says we should love and respect everyone. He says there is not one person who is perfect. I certainly know that I'm not. I still love everyone ! And He loves everyone despite the fact that we're not perfect! ❤

    • @kayleecampbell7931
      @kayleecampbell7931 4 года назад +23

      Agreed not an accurate representation of Christians

  • @c.j.4014
    @c.j.4014 4 года назад +1446

    "Pure" to them apparently also means "white" for that casual American racism 😬😬😬

    • @chloeclover4223
      @chloeclover4223 4 года назад +97

      OMG NO IT DOESN’T!!!!!!!😤😤😤😤😤 THEY LITERALLY HAVE A MUSLIM BORN GIRL 🧕 WHO IS ACTUALLY A CHRISTIAN IN GOD’S NOT DEAD😡😡 I KNOW IT’S HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND🤔🤔🤔 BUT THEY HAVE REPRESENTATION🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 AND TOTALLY AREN’T RACIST🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿 YOU MILLENNIALS ARE JUST SNOWFLAKES❄️❄️❄️ WHO CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Yeah they mean White™️

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +72

      @@chloeclover4223 is this a joke I'm scared mom please pick me up from the sleepover

    • @chloeclover4223
      @chloeclover4223 4 года назад +28

      Maggatrix yeah it’s a joke lol sorrt

    • @light3272
      @light3272 4 года назад +7

      @@pissapocalypse it's CLEARLY a joke...

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +15

      @@light3272 Yeah well, you know, so is my comment lol

  • @laaa9429
    @laaa9429 4 года назад +2682

    As a Portuguese speaker, our language being constantly “mistaken” or mocked for being similar to spanish is one of the reasons why we dislike america

    • @leviangel97
      @leviangel97 4 года назад +220

      Fair... we're not very knowledgeable of... like anywhere else? We're very... self centered. Yeah sorry

    • @sneepsnorp1404
      @sneepsnorp1404 4 года назад +49

      So you generalize other people because they generalize you. Huh.

    • @nationssunshinefelix4482
      @nationssunshinefelix4482 4 года назад +221

      @@sneepsnorp1404 you seem angry because she's calling you out

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 4 года назад +160

      We on Brazil have to deal with that x100 for being the only Latin American country talking portuguese. Every portrayal of Brazil is laughable inaccurate.

    • @jd6473
      @jd6473 4 года назад +23

      I would like to learn Portuguese to confound Spanish people lol

  • @Heyhowdyhi
    @Heyhowdyhi 4 года назад +3657

    Purefilx: “this is Christian content”
    Also pureflix: “THESE RACIST JOKES ARE AMAZINGGGGG”

    • @someBody-bp1vc
      @someBody-bp1vc 4 года назад +81

      Am not surprised

    • @plumtree3209
      @plumtree3209 4 года назад +71

      I mean, this is chrisian content

    • @Leeontherecord
      @Leeontherecord 4 года назад +21

      that’s just fanfiction of the bible 😂

    • @felixpagan1379
      @felixpagan1379 4 года назад +48

      Jesus lived in a place where the population was black, yet every drawing you see of him, hes portrayed as white :/

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 года назад +17

      @@felixpagan1379 White Jesus with his M16 is truly a sight to behold

  • @lucienguyen4055
    @lucienguyen4055 4 года назад +6380

    Christians : God is about loving one another.
    Pureflix : *laughs in racism*

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 года назад +72

      I'm half Portuguese and it offended me oof

    • @juliabarrosmachado47
      @juliabarrosmachado47 4 года назад +36

      Username I’m Portuguese and it offended me oof

    • @amydobson6434
      @amydobson6434 4 года назад +131

      I'm a Christian and pureflix offends me to the extreme. It's crazy that some 'Christians' make and approve this content thinking it's so but the hell it is. They totally ignore the part of love your neighbour lol

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 года назад +72

      I know where Portugal is on a map and it offended me too. It's in Europe, it's no where near Mexico!
      Whoever made the joke basically thought the audience would go _"Hahaha I too am causally racist, PureFlix totally gets us Christians!"_ . Honestly it almost feels like PureFlix is trolling and mocking Christians.

    • @fdscrl6016
      @fdscrl6016 4 года назад +29

      The portuguese lady said "ciao'" which is italian???? We have a similar word to that and it also means bye but it didn't sound like how we say it at all lmao

  • @connortheartist4121
    @connortheartist4121 4 года назад +2989

    My mom : *Pure Flix*
    Me : *Gay Flix needs to exist*

    • @kthxbi
      @kthxbi 4 года назад +55

      Guessing you guys don't have OUTtv

    • @gremlin1634
      @gremlin1634 4 года назад +11

      Isn’t that just pornhub gay

    • @Spidertheidiot
      @Spidertheidiot 4 года назад +189

      @@gremlin1634 Gay relationships are more than sex...

    • @alysonvalderrama2016
      @alysonvalderrama2016 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @nothing9071
      @nothing9071 3 года назад +6

      Wait, yes, I need this

  • @kimhyunjinsgf
    @kimhyunjinsgf 4 года назад +936

    "so it's not even an a american word?" since when is American a language?

  • @lucymandle7625
    @lucymandle7625 4 года назад +4608

    Purefilx: “we are respectful here, Christian content only”
    Also Purefilx: *_racist jokes_*

    • @ch113d3
      @ch113d3 4 года назад +181

      And stereotypes, Pureflix is solid garbage based off this video

    • @erty8305
      @erty8305 4 года назад +26

      But garbage is HoLy haha

    • @ijustwannacomment2179
      @ijustwannacomment2179 4 года назад +100

      They be charging money to watch racism when I could go outside

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад +79

      Of course, it's Murican "Christian" content, AKA White Conservative Puritan content.
      Muricans don't have a clue what being Christian actually means.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад +41

      @Mr. Perezident You really don't get it.
      PureFlix is not a joke, well okay to any sane person it is a joke, but to the creators and those that watch it, it isn't.
      They actually truly believe that's "Christian" content.
      Jesus is white, Santa is Christian, American is a language and anyone who disagrees with the Republican Party is Evil. Those are all things right wing white "Christians" in the U.$. believe to be true and indisputable.

  • @thisiskvrter
    @thisiskvrter 4 года назад +9883

    so instead of netflix and chill its pure flix and prayer?

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 4 года назад +148

      This made me choke 😂😂😂😂

    • @annikaculhane3596
      @annikaculhane3596 4 года назад +118

      @@SilviaNight99 that's a sin

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 4 года назад +206

      i mean, i’m on my knees during netflix and chill if ya know what i’m saying

    • @annikaculhane3596
      @annikaculhane3596 4 года назад +76

      @@melodyhaviland9393 amen

    • @iLorah
      @iLorah 4 года назад +15

      Sin to Flix the bean I'm afraid.

  • @lemonboy7994
    @lemonboy7994 4 года назад +1085

    Boomers: Gen Z can't maintain human relationships
    Gen Z person: *Is in a commited relationship, considers their friends family*
    Boomers: yOu're tOo yOUng

    • @ehsowhat718
      @ehsowhat718 3 года назад +142

      Also Boomers: *all divorced*

    • @isabelhoch3713
      @isabelhoch3713 3 года назад +10

      Federico Velasco AHAHA

    • @peoplepleasingguy
      @peoplepleasingguy 3 года назад +21

      @@ehsowhat718 ALL OF THEM.. so like who do we trust??

    • @gabbs_giss1871
      @gabbs_giss1871 3 года назад +41

      @@ehsowhat718 And they hate their wives even after the divorce

    • @Moonberry.
      @Moonberry. 3 года назад +2

      I spot no lies👀

  • @oliviavanhook1183
    @oliviavanhook1183 4 года назад +567

    Why do all blonde Christian chicks look exactly the same-

    • @beansforjeans
      @beansforjeans 3 года назад +28

      i mean you're not wrong

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 года назад +72

      It's called the hallmark movie protagonist syndrome

    • @illuminatedtriangle5871
      @illuminatedtriangle5871 3 года назад +10

      Ikr like it's not even an exaggeration, they're ALL the same like how do they do that

    • @l.g.956
      @l.g.956 3 года назад +29

      They all look like they're horse girls named Bethany

    • @mumbledmeatballs5629
      @mumbledmeatballs5629 3 года назад +5

      Right? Like? Candace Cameron Bure?

  • @mistynat
    @mistynat 4 года назад +4391

    they should've called it cruciflix

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 4 года назад +185

      Kind of sacrilegious.
      *Very* witty.

    • @s.n.4740
      @s.n.4740 4 года назад +57

      Pureflix is more evangelical, Catholics don't really watch it. And evangelicals don't put so much emphasis on the Crucifix. :)

    • @skellymom
      @skellymom 4 года назад +87

      Hit the nail right on the head! :D

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 года назад +73

      @@skellymom
      * right *through the palm*

    • @ieashaluv
      @ieashaluv 4 года назад +8

      @@mundaneamazing Sacrilicious.

  • @terenceheesch8351
    @terenceheesch8351 4 года назад +3816

    🙏 Pureflix: let's make "harmless" racist jokes about foreigners and ignore the irony that Jesus was a foreigner

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 4 года назад +13

      Then why does he look like Kenny Loggins?? Gotcha there!..

    • @kennethd.9436
      @kennethd.9436 4 года назад +72

      Terence Heesch Jesús also moved to Egypt. Maybe he’s a dual citizen.

    • @galacticlavalamp6338
      @galacticlavalamp6338 4 года назад +102

      And that Jesus was Jewish lol

    • @Kris10_Emm
      @Kris10_Emm 4 года назад +59

      And Jesus was an Arab too!

    • @danish9860
      @danish9860 4 года назад +3

      @@Kris10_Emm NO he wasnt an arab, so you need to get get educated! Saying this, is like saying that jews are arab, and they are not! Jesus was jewish, but rejected his heritage.

  • @orcaletta
    @orcaletta 3 года назад +203

    gen z: **cant maintain human relationships**
    boomers: i hate my wife

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад +3

      yea exactly. we actually *leave* toxic partners. they *get married* to them and *don’t divorce* and *resent each other endlessly*

  • @sara-ey5bu
    @sara-ey5bu 4 года назад +313

    “Why did they mic her bangles” I’m crying

    • @emilyb8412
      @emilyb8412 9 месяцев назад

      That was fucking hilarious!

  • @Iuxinterior
    @Iuxinterior 4 года назад +1202

    "gen z is addicted to the internet and can maintain a human relationship" then what do you call facebook and divorce karen

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 4 года назад +18

      Its funny, because alot of divorces come from boomers who decided after the kids were grown and out, to nope out their marriage.

    • @X606
      @X606 4 года назад +6

      ok but the worst part is that im gen z and that more or less perfectly describes me lmao

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 4 года назад +10

      I hate when people consider a high divorce rate a bad thing because IT KEANS MORE PEOPLE ARE GETTING OUT OF BAD MARRIAGES
      however Karen if you have had 5 divorces maby your the problem and need to stop getting into nice young men's lives and ruining them

  • @nachovelez8903
    @nachovelez8903 4 года назад +1441

    "It's kind of racist but *holy* "

  • @luciaveronesi9748
    @luciaveronesi9748 3 года назад +122

    Let's make a Netflix with racism, bad acting, a LOT of green screens and laugh tracks and call it the work of god

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 4 года назад +1318

    “Pure, Christian content.”
    Spanish-speaking Christians: *Are we a joke to you?*
    EDIT: 🤦‍♂️ I just realized this should be: *Somos una broma para vos*
    (I think)

    • @daviddedominici1705
      @daviddedominici1705 4 года назад +20

      Have a feeling Evangelical producers might not go for the whole Catholic thing

    • @ildix
      @ildix 4 года назад +57

      if you're not blond you're not a Christian apparently.

    • @LL-by9ir
      @LL-by9ir 4 года назад +3

      Broma

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 года назад

      L L Whoops. Thanks!

    • @croaklikeatoad4384
      @croaklikeatoad4384 4 года назад +4

      She spoke Portuguese?

  • @crumblyairship
    @crumblyairship 4 года назад +3245

    no one:
    the pixels under the chair: *now it’s time to get funky*

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 4 года назад +15

      - Peridot - Our Queen 💛

    • @ep7087
      @ep7087 4 года назад +15

      - Peridot - SAME.
      Catra and Adora are my goddesses.

    • @ratboytheo2541
      @ratboytheo2541 4 года назад +5

      strawberry galaxies 🙌

    • @gurlfred365
      @gurlfred365 4 года назад +16

      I see you everywhere, on every gay RUclips video

    • @crumblyairship
      @crumblyairship 4 года назад +16

      anna banana you cannot escape me

  • @joeddemicamprock
    @joeddemicamprock 4 года назад +672

    Actress:
    Pureflix: *laugh track*

  • @ErinOlson-SarcasticJellybean
    @ErinOlson-SarcasticJellybean 4 года назад +218

    As a Christian, I myself am offended and weirded out by this

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 3 года назад +2

      @Erin Olson
      At least you're not in pain... Because Idk why despite sharing your religious allegiance, this crap causes me pain.

    • @boohoocrackr3922
      @boohoocrackr3922 3 года назад +2

      @Erin Olson
      y-you are one of the rare ones. As a lesbian I sincerely appreciate people like you. All I can say is thank you.

    • @maxxycosky
      @maxxycosky 3 года назад +2

      And as a gay christian, i feel my body cringing into itself

  • @deltathecomic4765
    @deltathecomic4765 3 года назад +197

    *Maybe gen z is “unable to maintain human relationships” because we realize the fault in some relationships and separate ourselves from people when things don’t work out instead of staying trapped in a cycle of abuse and ignoring healthy communication while spending the rest of your entire life with someone you absolutely despise out of convenience and loyalty to arbitrary centuries-old social stigma*

    • @balloony6934
      @balloony6934 3 года назад +10

      yasssss 👏🏻 you tell em

    • @zenoshinha2482
      @zenoshinha2482 3 года назад +9

      You are so on point!

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 2 года назад +4

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lilplaguedoc6682
      @lilplaguedoc6682 2 года назад +1

      Accuracy: 100000

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Год назад +2

      yea exactly like i left my abuser on purpose and now i’m happily engaged to my best friend that i’m also in love with. it’s important to have the love and respect go both ways and they don’t seem to understand it

  • @Heyhowdyhi
    @Heyhowdyhi 4 года назад +879

    “What if I’m the one living under a rock and no one told me because I don’t have friends”
    I mean same

    • @vio_o7
      @vio_o7 4 года назад +1

      Abby Shack anxiety at its finest

  • @krxft5509
    @krxft5509 4 года назад +1332

    “just because i can’t afford you anymore doesn’t mean i have to send you back to mexico”
    “portugal”
    “oH”

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 4 года назад +52

      krxft it’s SO racist

    • @dvmxn4008
      @dvmxn4008 4 года назад +28

      I'm portuguese :') and it's so sad people never notice us

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 4 года назад +80

      Why do I feel like the writers still thought they were using a country in South America. Like "haha look how dumb our main characters are! They think Portugal is in Mexico instead of...where is it, east of Ecuador or something?"

    • @dvmxn4008
      @dvmxn4008 4 года назад +12

      @@z-beeblebrox Yeah most of the people made that mistake or think that portugal is in spain. I hate been portuguese. Some people just know us because of Cristiano Ronaldo and that's so fucking stupid.

    • @dvmxn4008
      @dvmxn4008 4 года назад +2

      @@z-beeblebrox and I don't mean the people, is just so ridiculous how insignificant Portugal is

  • @FXDRonin
    @FXDRonin 4 года назад +212

    Millennial here! I love how “ok boomer” applies to a mindset rather than actually being a boomer.. since 90% of people seem to say it to people who arent actually boomers. all of these people in this would be millennials or gen x lol

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 3 года назад +2

      @SLADE
      This comment was six months ago... And I noticed that aspect of the utilization of "ok boomer," like three months ago... -_-

  • @bananache4793
    @bananache4793 4 года назад +323

    christians: god loves all of us
    lgbtq community: h-
    christians: except for you, you’re an exception

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 3 года назад +14

      @@mudiwa8868 Then you're a better person than most. However, I'm still going to turn down your offer of a relationship with Jesus. The man's been dead for 2000 and a relationship with him would be both necrophilia and turbo sacrilege..

    • @mudiwa8868
      @mudiwa8868 3 года назад

      @@conwaysquest6961 Jesus is not dead . If he is dead then why is his tomb empty? And 500 witnesses saw him after his resurrection. If you want more info please watch a movie called The Case for Christ I will link it down below. And Jesus loves you❤❤

    • @mudiwa8868
      @mudiwa8868 3 года назад +1

      @@conwaysquest6961 ruclips.net/p/PL3gdeV4Rk9EdjtIgl2mjC854P-0SlcYcJ
      ruclips.net/video/rbTSyqbUz1A/видео.html
      If you can please watch this❤❤❤

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 3 года назад +11

      @@mudiwa8868 I was making a joke.

    • @mudiwa8868
      @mudiwa8868 3 года назад +2

      @@conwaysquest6961 oh , please don't not joke like that😕

  • @urmum5160
    @urmum5160 4 года назад +3820

    Christians:God is about loving one another
    Christians again: *Laughs in Homophobia*

    • @eraarrow
      @eraarrow 4 года назад +173

      Being a gay Christian is absolute chaos when your whole family is religious.

    • @vainpiers
      @vainpiers 4 года назад +35

      @Macaroons the sequel not all denominations are the same, the church of England officially recognises Trans people as being valid

    • @helenhochschild8604
      @helenhochschild8604 4 года назад +4

      Omg I love your profile pic

    • @mochaamira1116
      @mochaamira1116 4 года назад +9

      Joshua 1 If the shoe fits where it, if it doesn’t you’re not Cinderella.

    • @lulujames5322
      @lulujames5322 4 года назад +31

      Ik ur probs just making a joke, but just saying I’m Catholic & support the whole LGBTQ+ community

  • @joeddemicamprock
    @joeddemicamprock 4 года назад +813

    This looks like something Girl Defined girls spend their days watching 😂

    • @zulemazahir666
      @zulemazahir666 4 года назад +26

      As soon as that blond girl came up, that's the first thing I thought about. 😂

    • @joeddemicamprock
      @joeddemicamprock 4 года назад +7

      @@zulemazahir666 omg 😂😂

    • @isadorarib
      @isadorarib 4 года назад

      Br?

    • @joeddemicamprock
      @joeddemicamprock 4 года назад

      @@isadorarib portuguese

    • @alyxo5838
      @alyxo5838 4 года назад +1

      Daniela Valente LMAOOO 💀

  • @CustodianVirgil
    @CustodianVirgil 4 года назад +73

    Why does David look like the lost member of Nickelback?

  • @chess3239
    @chess3239 4 года назад +47

    “I mean like answering a phone call by an unknown caller”
    I’m so sorry for having social anxiety or you know having common sense 😒😅😂💜

  • @nellyb7893
    @nellyb7893 4 года назад +1184

    Is this where actors end up when their career doesn’t take off

  • @roisin1094
    @roisin1094 4 года назад +664

    once she mentioned a green screen i felt like HER background was a green screen...

    • @ayanas9892
      @ayanas9892 4 года назад +6

      Same hahaha

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад +26

      I really can't tell now if it is or not

    • @endeavor1664
      @endeavor1664 4 года назад +2

      SAME SKSMSKSKJ

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 4 года назад +1

      Dude same

    • @Esieron45
      @Esieron45 4 года назад +11

      ... think about this and apply it to everything now. To everything.

  • @erinium19
    @erinium19 3 года назад +16

    I'm just desperately trying to laugh quietly while watching this in my bedroom while my parents entertain their church friends downstairs.

  • @onIyindreams
    @onIyindreams 3 года назад +28

    as a gen z i’m glad we have this a̶w̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ *millenial* on our side

  • @brocksmith9691
    @brocksmith9691 4 года назад +1753

    Why does every show look like a really bad porn

    • @arkinyte13
      @arkinyte13 4 года назад +62

      Because this IS porn for Christians.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад +43

      Similar production budgets.

    • @QuincyIsCrispy
      @QuincyIsCrispy 4 года назад +2

      really GOOD porn B)

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 4 года назад +2

      I personally don't want to know what's on your mind when your combining this which features a child in it with a porno?

    • @chrismorris6865
      @chrismorris6865 4 года назад +16

      It's the amateurish cinematography.

  • @musicalchairstacking
    @musicalchairstacking 4 года назад +595

    No one:
    Pure flix: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEELL

    • @adriancooke8115
      @adriancooke8115 4 года назад +7

      unfortunately, jesus lived before cars existed, so he has no idea how to drive

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 года назад

      TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAND

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 3 года назад

      As it turns out, people who have been dead for 2000+ years are not particularly capable drivers.

  • @straccx
    @straccx 4 года назад +32

    It's just me or she's like a female version of Kurtis Conner??
    Love her

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 2 года назад +2

      Your right, they seem like gender swapped clones of one-another.

  • @spacecadett1872
    @spacecadett1872 4 года назад +14

    When you realize, that Dan’s wife is portrayed by the woman who plays Kelly on Superstore... and that it’s essentially the same character

  • @clarkedanvers4023
    @clarkedanvers4023 4 года назад +334

    Bible: Thou shalt not steal.
    Pure flix: *Ransacks entire office*

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад +2

      Christian family values, the Murican way.

    • @friedadavis5887
      @friedadavis5887 4 года назад +5

      Bible: though shalt not steal
      Pure flix: *steals concept and half the name of successfully streaming service*

  • @maximumoverdrive6755
    @maximumoverdrive6755 4 года назад +500

    My only question is: Why is everything lit like a mid-2000’s porno?

    • @jd6473
      @jd6473 4 года назад +6

      Well it IS called FLIX lol

    • @jd6473
      @jd6473 4 года назад

      Mid 2000s pornos were great lol

  • @LazyQueen
    @LazyQueen 3 года назад +20

    Me: Mom can we have Netflix?
    Mom: But we have netflix at home
    *Netflix at home:*
    (I'm a Christian btw and I wish I didn't know Pure Flix was a thing :'))

  • @VerucaMarie
    @VerucaMarie 4 года назад +32

    I saw Gods Not Dead in the theater and I can't lie the song kind of slaps.

    • @jadamcleod2895
      @jadamcleod2895 4 года назад +7

      The band (for most songs) they're called 'the newsboys'
      I love their music, I'm Christian and queer and their music is really good.
      It's mostly about having love and spreading love.
      Just thought I'd share if you wanted to get actual good christian music and not condemning 'boring' music :)

    • @VerucaMarie
      @VerucaMarie 4 года назад +3

      @@jadamcleod2895 I have listened to a bit of their music. I really love the band NEEDTOBREATHE, they're also a Christian band. I grew up Catholic but now I'm just "spiritual" (I hate using that word but its the most accurate word.) There are a ton of Christian bands I really dig, Christian music. If you have any recommendations I'm all ears. 💜💜

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +3

      The only good thing about the movie

  • @yeontanssugadaddy
    @yeontanssugadaddy 4 года назад +760

    Did that woman really make a comment about no one caring about Spanish words and then addressing all of California?

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 года назад +3

      Just A Regular Day Of White Conseratives Villianizing And Stereotyping California In The Dumbest Ways. But Funny Enough, Malibu Dan And The Beverlys (Another Pure Flix Shows) Both Take Place In The LA Area But Only In The Stereotypical Rich Areas (Malibu And Beverly Hills) So To Me, Rich Conservatives Seem Hypociritcal That They Make Hating California Their Only Personality But Then Move To Fucking Calabasas

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 3 года назад +5

      @@Chris-ot9bk I get you’re point but reading this gave me an aneurysm

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 года назад

      @@way2dead4u I Get That A Lot Lol

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 3 года назад +1

      @@Chris-ot9bk Is there any particular reason you do that though? Do you need glasses? I've read somewhere that over-capitalising words is common among people with undiagnosed sight problems.

  • @Larisousadr
    @Larisousadr 4 года назад +519

    Can we take a moment to talk about how flawless Ally's hair is looking??

    • @isadorarib
      @isadorarib 4 года назад +1

      Oi, tu é brasileira?

    • @Larisousadr
      @Larisousadr 4 года назад +1

      @@isadorarib sim!

    • @ewno8821
      @ewno8821 4 года назад +5

      The word hair was unnecessary

    • @mademoiselleria1412
      @mademoiselleria1412 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 4 года назад

      I don't get it, she's got a skullcap on yet your judging her hair as flawless? I guess if your a chick that wants to look like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob?

  • @Whitewolf2997
    @Whitewolf2997 4 года назад +7

    "Im not being sarcastic when I say I love bad movies, that's why horror is my favorite genre." DUDE SHE FUCKING GETS IT.

  • @peoplepleasingguy
    @peoplepleasingguy 3 года назад +142

    flix: pure
    server: christian
    home: phobic
    race: cist
    built: different

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 4 года назад +301

    “Cable TV is essential,” says a show on a streaming platform

  • @menthe8373
    @menthe8373 4 года назад +2722

    WE NEED A GAY FLIX

    • @Leeontherecord
      @Leeontherecord 4 года назад +55

      Menthe yesssssssss🏳️‍🌈

    • @milomoody891
      @milomoody891 4 года назад +33

      There is one, but I forgot what it's called.

    • @Callmemushroom
      @Callmemushroom 4 года назад +6

      omg please

    • @eleonora4649
      @eleonora4649 4 года назад +3

      Yes!

    • @zc5833
      @zc5833 4 года назад +28

      @@milomoody891 Please, I'm begging you, tell me if you remember

  • @zoeashby7683
    @zoeashby7683 3 года назад +10

    Am I the only one who's parents told them not to answer calls from unknown numbers as a kid? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's where my phone call anxiety cames from.

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 2 года назад

      As a baby GenXer, my first thought was, you had Caller ID as kids? Dear god almighty I’m old 😭😭

    • @Nuttmegg456
      @Nuttmegg456 2 года назад

      I mean that’s just a good practice in general lol

  • @bjorkursula7452
    @bjorkursula7452 3 года назад +14

    Ironically the show about the host has a theme song that sounds like girl in red.

  • @idontknowwhatmynameis3853
    @idontknowwhatmynameis3853 4 года назад +930

    "Hopelessly addicted to the internet and can't maintain healthy relationships."
    Me, a Gen Z kid: 50% true, but otherwise *I am offended*

    • @biancastepney1517
      @biancastepney1517 4 года назад +149

      They say we can't maintain healthy relationships and then wonder why their children never call or visit in the same breath

    • @sophiatroanska1432
      @sophiatroanska1432 4 года назад +54

      Bianca Stepney This comment reminded me of the obligatory email I gotta send to my father so he knows I’m still alive. Thank you!

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +64

      They say this while also saying "oh yeah I hate being married and I hate my wife" in the same fucking sentence like that's a healthy relationship lol

    • @CoolGamerBoy77
      @CoolGamerBoy77 4 года назад +35

      Aren’t they the ones who make “I hate my wife” jokes.Wow they must have the healthiest relationships

    • @quarantinesquad3422
      @quarantinesquad3422 4 года назад +14

      The older generations are jealous of us because we have been doing more than they have in their teenage years. And they so damn stereotypical like you ass need to chill before covid-19 remove y'all ass.........oh wait....too late,. Oh and I only mean that to specific individuals in the older generation who hate on us, the rest who are accepting of us and support our ideas I hope they stay protecrive during this time 🤗😄

  • @miiiiles
    @miiiiles 4 года назад +848

    “It’s not even an American word?”
    I didn’t, uh, realize American was a language now............

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 4 года назад +1

      Technically colour are American language while color aren't

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад +13

      @Tala Habern or the vocabulary, or the respect and decency.

    • @lukericker8325
      @lukericker8325 4 года назад +2

      Rowanjpr Ya, thats the joke. The joke was that she’s an idiot.
      Thanks for attending comedy 101.

    • @MrVoid666
      @MrVoid666 4 года назад +1

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle also honour...they literally cant even spell it

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад

      @@MrVoid666 You replied to the wrong person.

  • @somer4213
    @somer4213 3 года назад +6

    The “explaining younger generations like they’re aliens” scene incited such a deep fury in me aaa

  • @jupiterbeans284
    @jupiterbeans284 4 года назад +4

    The reason why I don’t like taking phone calls is that you have to stick your phone to the side of your face. Many studies have proven that having your phone too close can cause cancer. And I have to put that *right* next to my brain and awkwardly speak into the empty air.

  • @timbaker1428
    @timbaker1428 4 года назад +745

    Full disclosure: I'm a Christian. Full disclosure: that ish made me cringe. Seriously, you couldn't pay me to watch that. Ok, ya could, but I wouldn't pay to watch it.

    • @imsodonewiththissh1t
      @imsodonewiththissh1t 4 года назад +24

      im pretty sure they have no genuine watchers. i mean some people might, but i feel like the vast majority is just shit watching.

    • @yeyamusic
      @yeyamusic 4 года назад

      I’m a Christian. I like pure flix, cheesy ness and all 😂😂😂

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +2

      I recommend atheism

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +2

      @Stephen Bales I really want to actually. but my logic won't allow it.

    • @cheezeitz3557
      @cheezeitz3557 4 года назад

      Ulas Onal that’s disrespectful

  • @juliagrudges1755
    @juliagrudges1755 4 года назад +210

    no one:
    nobody:
    not god:
    the laugh track: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

  • @lakinsoden9162
    @lakinsoden9162 4 года назад +15

    7:56 me ready to defend my boy Zayn Malik.....
    And also waiting so I can defend any other 1D boys....

  • @lindseystein9676
    @lindseystein9676 4 года назад +12

    God Awful Movies is a hilarious podcast, you’d love it. Those guys are so funny critiquing mostly christian movies, but also other cheesy religious movies

  • @UltravioletDarkness
    @UltravioletDarkness 4 года назад +275

    Bro.
    “I was watching something and got an ad”
    Wtf were you watching??

    • @pippaclarke
      @pippaclarke 4 года назад +16

      something uh yeah I was watching something

    • @sydneydaye
      @sydneydaye 4 года назад +36

      Porn probably

    • @amandapai3624
      @amandapai3624 4 года назад +7

      ValeX treme 😂😂😂😂

    • @guesswhat3602
      @guesswhat3602 4 года назад +37

      ValeX treme “God work’s in such misterious ways” 2:14 HAHAHA

    • @iostr
      @iostr 4 года назад +6

      @Caption Police XD or christian porn

  • @destyneeariana6108
    @destyneeariana6108 4 года назад +183

    This should have been called, "how many people can I offend in one show?" lets start counting

  • @ladylagsalot1122
    @ladylagsalot1122 4 года назад +11

    5:00 they're just straigh up bullying this girl

  • @LieutenantSheep
    @LieutenantSheep 4 года назад +5

    I’ve only recently discovered your channel and it’s become one of my favorites very quickly. Please make more videos about pureflix

  • @hazardly4679
    @hazardly4679 4 года назад +281

    "So it's not even an American word."
    Last time I checked, the only English word that belonged exclusively to Americans is oil.

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 4 года назад +17

      Or all the badly spelled versions of English words such as aluminium, colour etc..

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад +19

      In Murican, some words have slightly different definitions:
      - Christian: White conservative puritan bigot that quotes the only parts of the Bible he has bothered to read.
      - Left Wing: In politics, everyone that is not on the extreme right of the political spectrum.
      - Progressive: In politics: everyone that does not believe in the oligarchy and patriarchal white supremacy, aka decent humans.
      - Facts: Unproven opinions.
      - Fake News: The truth.
      - Democracy: Political system in which some people are allowed to vote, so they think they have a say, when in reality corruption decides what the government does.
      - Freedom: Do what we say, or we'll kill you.
      ... etc.

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget guns

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад +2

      @@ringss_ Nah, they'll sell those to anyone. Or give them away if it will start a war.

    • @lead_sommelier
      @lead_sommelier 4 года назад +6

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle
      Self- defense: shooting everyone
      Invasion: suprise democracy
      Climate change: hahahaha
      Fighting terrorism: drone bombing the shit out of everything that moves

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад +420

    The fact that the Christians making these shows think it's completely normal to roast a small child for having a brain says so much.

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад +18

      @Mr. Perezident If you watch the video it's pretty clear it doesn't come across as a joke.

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 4 года назад +20

      Here's what I think this ACTUALLY is:
      It's the Streaming Service for Boomers....but because it's labeled as "Christian", you don't need to challenge yourself! Anything that is offensive, can't be, because it's CHRISTIAN!!

    • @abelina3115
      @abelina3115 4 года назад +3

      It’s says that Satan got you thinking the Bible is evil because of these fake Christians. Cool. No one hates a person more than one who does what the Bible says and believes.

    • @joypomeroy1452
      @joypomeroy1452 4 года назад +3

      @Treestump I'd say you need to read the bible again but that would be encouraging christianity.

    • @UlexiteTVStoneLexite
      @UlexiteTVStoneLexite 4 года назад +2

      @Treestump you mean condones right?

  • @scy9829
    @scy9829 4 года назад +38

    Me: I don't think I want to be Christian anymore.
    My mom: Why?
    Me: Because. Holly.

  • @darwinpines7907
    @darwinpines7907 4 года назад +18

    How many Gay Christians watch this and are embarrassed that Pureflix is a thing *sigh*

    • @zetovidillard
      @zetovidillard 4 года назад +3

      Meeeeeeeee

    • @ilovepretzels3268
      @ilovepretzels3268 3 года назад +3

      Meeeeeeee

    • @kurvavkasakkvister
      @kurvavkasakkvister 3 года назад +7

      At this point, I’ve given up on Christianity. I don’t have anything against proper Christians (my parents are liberals and my mom’s a millennial but they’re both Christians) but it’s the fakers that contradict the Bible with hate. The Bible is fucked up to begin with but they use it for hatred, basically contradicting the idea of Christianity. Sometimes I wish I was a gay Christian but I just can’t believe any religion or join one because it’s a) not proven b) filled with hatred and c) just uninteresting to my unfocused ass.

    • @darwinpines7907
      @darwinpines7907 3 года назад +1

      @@kurvavkasakkvister Yeah, i totally get it.

    • @sapphicpanic4129
      @sapphicpanic4129 3 года назад

      Meeee

  • @hiphiphoogray
    @hiphiphoogray 4 года назад +353

    you just gave me flashbacks to middle-school-christian-me when my whole youth group had a lock-in movie night to watch “Gods Not Dead” and at the end of the movie if you didn’t actually text the 5 or 10 ppl a message saying “gods not dead”, they would make you sit in the hall while everyone else got to eat.. ‘you’ as in me.

    • @fionatastic0.070
      @fionatastic0.070 4 года назад +48

      Gray that’s so awful

    • @inky2412
      @inky2412 4 года назад +54

      That sounds terrible, hope you're in a better place right now

    • @sneepsnorp1404
      @sneepsnorp1404 4 года назад +47

      Cruel and unusual punishment at its finest.

    • @you_gullible_fucc
      @you_gullible_fucc 4 года назад +25

      Typical christian brainwashing

    • @howdidthisgethere119
      @howdidthisgethere119 4 года назад +5

      Youth leader here: I didn't text anybody either.
      I actually thought God's Not Dead was a good movie. It didn't play into a lot of what I see as issues in the Christian movie business. Then GND 2 came out and it hurt my soul.

  • @Miss_K3k97
    @Miss_K3k97 4 года назад +412

    As a Christian I’m deeply offended that Pureflix exists

    • @veemon
      @veemon 4 года назад +2

      Kekistani Goddess How so?

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 4 года назад +8

      So! You would deny your fellow Christians the TV content they crave???
      There's a special place in Heaven for you!
      And Jesus will give you a medal when you get there ...

    • @Miss_K3k97
      @Miss_K3k97 4 года назад +20

      Bloke Masterson
      Because it’s a fucking shit show

    • @joemenendez8030
      @joemenendez8030 4 года назад +4

      You are not a christian

    • @Miss_K3k97
      @Miss_K3k97 4 года назад +11

      Joe Menendez
      Whomst the fuck are you to tell me what I am and am not..?

  • @Darkovika
    @Darkovika 4 года назад +25

    You know it's funny, but nothing about these shows seemed wholesome, pure, or even Christian. They're just really awful lifetime movies but like, less interesting.

  • @catbad6153
    @catbad6153 4 года назад +22

    lam a Christian i have nothing against LGBT i actually love LGBT

    • @lxlx7941
      @lxlx7941 3 года назад +4

      LGBTQ+ 😚✌🏼
      Thanks for loving us tho-

    • @luiscartagena497
      @luiscartagena497 2 года назад +1

      Christianity literally condemns homosexuality. You’re not a christian.

    • @gayandintomusicaltheatre3696
      @gayandintomusicaltheatre3696 2 года назад +2

      @@luiscartagena497 Christianity literally says to love and be kind to everyone. You’re not a real Christian.

  • @isadore7221
    @isadore7221 4 года назад +192

    It's really funny cause the name Zane is Hebrew and translated it actually means "gift from God."

    • @maryallegood3494
      @maryallegood3494 4 года назад +15

      That's A- fucking- mazing!!!! Oh my God!!

  • @speepeal3785
    @speepeal3785 4 года назад +385

    this girl is like Kurtis Connor but reversed

    • @marleybayne6233
      @marleybayne6233 4 года назад +68

      She dowsnt give us an extra greeting though 😔

    • @-.-1276
      @-.-1276 4 года назад +13

      yoo I was just gonna comment this lmaoooo

    • @moethemoon
      @moethemoon 4 года назад +7

      She’s better lmao, her timing is so great and she’s pretty clever in her humor

    • @ariesmothsong
      @ariesmothsong 4 года назад +18

      Moe The Moon that's your opinion i think they're both equal

    • @joystickwarrior7769
      @joystickwarrior7769 4 года назад +2

      Only she's actually original and doesn't ride Danny and Drew's coattails to fame.

  • @rubyj9347
    @rubyj9347 3 года назад +10

    all the christian members of the lgbt+ community like myself: *laughs nervously*

  • @tHeFiNaLoFFerr
    @tHeFiNaLoFFerr 4 года назад +20

    Isn’t stealing a sin lol and dans coworkers just did that lol

  • @sabbath2112
    @sabbath2112 4 года назад +522

    so basically they created shows that are a Perfect Christian world where the characters can be racist and not get backlash for it.

    • @cheekymisfit4062
      @cheekymisfit4062 4 года назад +16

      that is not a perfect Christian world at all. it might be to them, but hopefully other Christians would not stand for racism

    • @sabbath2112
      @sabbath2112 4 года назад +8

      Cheeky Misfit you’re right and you should say it!

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 года назад +1

      That is not Christian at all. So no, they didn't.

    • @verafosnow5858
      @verafosnow5858 4 года назад +5

      That's actually very Christian. The bible has many passages justifying slavery.

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 года назад

      @@verafosnow5858 Isn't there a difference between the old testament and the new one?

  • @alainaa9781
    @alainaa9781 4 года назад +415

    When I'm at my dads this is what he makes me watch, Pureflix. He's a pastor. But he doesn't know I'm a ~~~𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓫𝓲𝓪𝓷~~~

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 4 года назад +18

      Alaina Anne well, when life gives you lemons *do do do do DO*

    • @joypomeroy1452
      @joypomeroy1452 4 года назад +39

      My dad is a pastor too. Couldn't walk upstairs to get food from the kitchen without wanting to tear my ears off from the constant noise of Fox News' bigotry and disinformation.

    • @cbcat747
      @cbcat747 4 года назад +3

      Alaina Anne I laughed at this comment out loud for a whole 40 seconds (for real though, sending my love HAHA)

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 4 года назад +5

      A pastor approves of this condescending drivel? There really isn't much Christian like about the content on Pureflix. Some surface reflection at the end after they (grown adults) act in very un-Christian manor with no growth doesn't make this Christian content. They don't even reflect on their nasty judgemental behavior.

    • @Fallen-Saint
      @Fallen-Saint 4 года назад +1

      Ngl I don't know what the fuck you even typed

  • @effywiddifield4106
    @effywiddifield4106 4 года назад +6

    I've started getting pureflix ads on here now 😭😭😭

  • @ihavelemonade5640
    @ihavelemonade5640 4 года назад +10

    I think that watching a bad movie and just pointing out how bad it is and making fun of it makes you equally happy than watching a good movie, if not happier.

  • @ditzyrose700
    @ditzyrose700 4 года назад +66

    Malibu Dan is literally just a live action boomer comic.

  • @MickeyKnox
    @MickeyKnox 4 года назад +331

    ok ok ok ok ... but do they have a porn section? I mean ... come on ... "Nailed by the cross" "Oh lord, I'm coming 2" "Missionary part 5 - A free position" you know you would watch that.

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 4 года назад +18

      This comment is underrated 😂

    • @MickeyKnox
      @MickeyKnox 4 года назад +3

      @@justeundonut-moi.7979 thanks :-)

    • @saddo7694
      @saddo7694 4 года назад +8

      MickeyKnox if these arnt actual pornos made by christians they really fumbled the fucking bag smh

    • @imlubu
      @imlubu 4 года назад

      BRO LMFAO- and one about wedding night😎

    • @joshuapineda1369
      @joshuapineda1369 4 года назад +4

      I'm a christian and I spat out my drink while laughing because of your comment. Lol.

  • @piccolopagalingling6284
    @piccolopagalingling6284 2 года назад +3

    fun fact, there was this one horse movie where they literally tried to make it look like there were multiple horses in a rodeo with one. fucking. horse.

  • @alanagarbig4107
    @alanagarbig4107 3 года назад +2

    randomly saw this on my recommended.. one of the best random stuff I never knew i needed. Got a new subscriber

  • @liljamarie4979
    @liljamarie4979 4 года назад +132

    Ally is like the love child of 'Brooklyn 99' s Gina Lunetti and Hammy from 'Over the hedge' lmao.
    Love you

    • @Omgpop2206
      @Omgpop2206 4 года назад +6

      Lilja Marie I love your brain

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 4 года назад +2

      OMG I LOVE YOU 💛

    • @stephutech
      @stephutech 4 года назад +4

      I can't unsee this now thank you so much

    • @Aj01110
      @Aj01110 4 года назад +3

      that is so specific but so accurate. you braaain dude. its powerful.

    • @VitrescentObelisk
      @VitrescentObelisk 4 года назад +2

      oh my god I knew it was familiar!

  • @soozee3219
    @soozee3219 4 года назад +217

    My mom makes us watch one almost every month🥺

    • @someBody-bp1vc
      @someBody-bp1vc 4 года назад +46

      Poor thing

    • @pippaclarke
      @pippaclarke 4 года назад +29

      literally, my mum if she finds this

    • @marvin3997
      @marvin3997 4 года назад +52

      *sends awkward gay energy to you for support* we're with you dude....You can make it through it

    • @kingdemon344
      @kingdemon344 4 года назад +18

      It’s okay just spray holy water when something “funny” happens “as support” then your mom will get annoyed and stop, that’s what I did but with horror movies worked like a charm 👌🏼

    • @catshark0076
      @catshark0076 4 года назад +4

      You poor, poor thing.

  • @cakepanda9083
    @cakepanda9083 4 года назад +2

    I don’t fully understand why, but Ally is just my favorite human being. She’s so entertaining, it’s crazy.

  • @saracucksee9683
    @saracucksee9683 4 года назад

    these are hysterical. Please keep making them

  • @ForeverLove230
    @ForeverLove230 4 года назад +272

    As a Christian, this is so hilarious! It’s laughable how ridiculous all of this is. All of them are so out of touch of both the modern age and (dare I get controversial but) what Christianity is supposed to be about. “Sorry not sorry,” I was taught to love thy neighbor, and that God and Jesus loves you and accepts you for who you are. Anyway, hope everyone has a good day and sending good vibes your way :)

    • @Iforgotaboutrain
      @Iforgotaboutrain 4 года назад +27

      Christian here, and I have to agree how out of touch and honestly so poorly made the examples were. I thought of gifting a subscription to some friends who a lot more conservative than me. I have completely changed my mind. I don't want all of the bad jokes and really bad ideals being passed around.

    • @waschuksr8366
      @waschuksr8366 4 года назад +3

      Just going to point out that God hates sin and is angry with the wicked every day so saying that he loves and accepts you as you are isn't the God of the bible... just pointing that out. Have a good day

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 4 года назад +8

      @@waschuksr8366 The God of the New Testament is merciful.

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 4 года назад +10

      Generation X/Xellenial Christian here. If this is what all Pureflix content is like this is horrible. There really isn't anything Christian about it. Reading the Bible at the end but behaving abhorrently throughout the show but never reflecting on or changing that behavior isn't anything like what I was taught in church or read about in Bible study either. I guess we are supposed to forget just quoting the Bible doesn't make you a Christian, the devil can quote the Bible.

    • @janemh5866
      @janemh5866 4 года назад

      ForeverLove230 can I ask with all respect, why do you feel so confident that out of the 100 ways to teach Christianity that yours is what it’s supposed to be about? I get believing in the god you believe in and am all for that but what about all the teachings from all forms of Christianity that are so different?

  • @bebes444
    @bebes444 4 года назад +127

    I’m a Christian and I remember me and my family seeing an ad for it. We checked it out and in the end we laughed about how horrrrrible the movies were. They were just terrible. Terrribleee. I have only found very few (verryyyy few) Christian shows/movies that were actually good.

    • @bebes444
      @bebes444 3 года назад +1

      @@SmallDragon7804 those are good ones but they were also mainstream. im talk about ones that pureflix mainly made

  • @emmamorrison1036
    @emmamorrison1036 4 года назад +1

    Love it Ally, make some more

  • @xander80085
    @xander80085 4 года назад +5

    I like when she’s excited she stutters XDD “ OM- OOOMMM- OMMMGGG “

  • @annemarie2402
    @annemarie2402 4 года назад +137

    They're just pressed about Netflix portraying Jesus as gay.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 4 года назад +17

      I just find it amusing that a Christian news site can be running "Wah, the gays are persecuting us by boycotting business that stand up for traditional marriage!" stories and, further down the same page, "Wah, Hallmark is persecuting us by putting gay people on TV where out children might see them, we need to stand up for our rights and boycott Hallmark!"

    • @maripaura4945
      @maripaura4945 4 года назад +1

      Yeah right!

    • @UnitedThrive
      @UnitedThrive 4 года назад

      @@vylbird8014 It's true but ok

    • @julistephens9729
      @julistephens9729 4 года назад +1

      K but like why else did have have 12 boyfriends?

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 3 года назад

      @@julistephens9729 Jesus is a yaoi harem protagonist confirmed.

  • @krxft5509
    @krxft5509 4 года назад +49

    “he’s dan. he’s dan the malibu fan man dan man”

  • @shannonmurphy9533
    @shannonmurphy9533 4 года назад

    thank you for making this video. ive been waiting for so long for someone to talk about it

  • @Soulspeaktruth
    @Soulspeaktruth 3 года назад

    Omg this is the content I need

  • @user-yr5qy9uc6h
    @user-yr5qy9uc6h 4 года назад +81

    We're reacting to what now

  • @isadore7221
    @isadore7221 4 года назад +207

    "pure content"
    Is mean to:
    People of colour
    Smart people
    Two generations
    Basic plot

  • @lexihanners1727
    @lexihanners1727 4 года назад

    I need more I've been watching these 2 videos over and over

  • @nebula4471
    @nebula4471 4 года назад

    Omg i just found your videos and IM BINGING amazing & quality quarantine content thank you