Microsoft are you f*cking kidding me..

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @speznex6969
    @speznex6969 9 часов назад +17153

    "Let's hire the director of the biggest flop of the gaming industry. What could possibly go wrong?"

    • @hyruler036
      @hyruler036 8 часов назад +585

      Bro was discounted and practically free

    • @Barten0071
      @Barten0071 8 часов назад +279

      That's corporate for you

    • @borismaric130
      @borismaric130 8 часов назад +89

      director of the second biggest flop I corrected it for you

    • @nazzem4043
      @nazzem4043 8 часов назад +30

      @@borismaric130 what is the first?

    • @bopqw1055
      @bopqw1055 8 часов назад +7

      but she did a good job though didnt she?

  • @dextera-tx1099
    @dextera-tx1099 8 часов назад +9901

    "Halo"
    "Goodbye"

    • @JeffReams
      @JeffReams 7 часов назад +79

      It’s like the Beatles song.

    • @ilus9051
      @ilus9051 7 часов назад +547

      Tony here

    • @issuesguy
      @issuesguy 7 часов назад +259

      I'm tony

    • @claidheamhsoluis3044
      @claidheamhsoluis3044 7 часов назад +395

      WAZZUP HOMIE IT'S TONY
      ANYWAYS, HERE'S HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GAME IS A FAILURE

    • @David888833
      @David888833 7 часов назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Captain_Noot
    @Captain_Noot 8 часов назад +4350

    Rest In peace Halo, you will be missed

    • @magnusgro4366
      @magnusgro4366 7 часов назад +169

      I mean, every Halo fan knows that it was already dead after Bungie left, so nothing new here.
      Hell, even Halo Reach was already abysmal compared to Halo 3, but it kept getting worse with whatever 343 Industries produced.

    • @MrHaloDudeOfficial
      @MrHaloDudeOfficial 7 часов назад +32

      As a halo fan, I’ve already moved on to other games like cod or Fortnite, but I always enjoy playing multiplayer halo and replaying the old campaigns.

    • @alluxander1219
      @alluxander1219 7 часов назад +73

      @@magnusgro4366 Reach wasn't abysmal tf you talking about? xD Sure it was different (abilites - SPRINT), but different doesn't = bad.

    • @collinsmith5978
      @collinsmith5978 7 часов назад +20

      @MrHaloDudeOfficial you've fallen down so hard if you left halo for cod or fort, good god

    • @DJezdic
      @DJezdic 7 часов назад +14

      @@magnusgro4366 True, this is more like defiling Halos grave.

  • @StralianBtw
    @StralianBtw 2 часа назад +398

    Cortana is about to become a 300 pound black woman

    • @mk-tf2gw
      @mk-tf2gw Час назад +34

      With pink and blue hair

    • @CodyseusRex
      @CodyseusRex Час назад

      @@mk-tf2gwnoooo she was hot before😂

    • @raphaelblier9215
      @raphaelblier9215 Час назад +11

      @@mk-tf2gw To be fair, she the one character where blue hair makes sense.

    • @iGetChu
      @iGetChu Час назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @martin32074
      @martin32074 Час назад

      @@raphaelblier9215ye but doesn’t make sense on 300 pound black woman.

  • @Abyssno1dad
    @Abyssno1dad 9 часов назад +9188

    How do these people keep getting hired? Any reasonable hiring committee wouldn’t touch the concord crowd with a ten foot pole.

    • @animeboy-qy5sq
      @animeboy-qy5sq 9 часов назад +2105

      Probably the HR department is full of these people as well.

    • @oroville12345
      @oroville12345 9 часов назад +999

      DEI 😂

    • @Fumas12
      @Fumas12 8 часов назад +331

      ​@@animeboy-qy5sqbut the HR department doesn't hire people. It prepares the contract and the onboarding, but HIRING someone is the job of senior management who put the role up in the first place. It'll take a while to remove the virus entirely

    • @blinkusfishus2052
      @blinkusfishus2052 8 часов назад +170

      @@animeboy-qy5sq Pretty much. They'll speak in the same language and buzzwords.

    • @aziel8987
      @aziel8987 8 часов назад

      woke agenda to hire another delusional mental ill people that accept other mental ill

  • @AeonsAegis
    @AeonsAegis 8 часов назад +2585

    "Halo didn't just die, it was murdered!"

    • @UserXIII7
      @UserXIII7 8 часов назад +12

      Clean Prince Gaming i think is who said that long ago. Last I remember he made a channel about movies instead of continuing the game channel. No idea what his other channels name tho.

    • @antonstezhkin5991
      @antonstezhkin5991 8 часов назад +10

      Halo is dead 🫨

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 8 часов назад

      Violated** prior to being k*lled

    • @B1-997
      @B1-997 7 часов назад +10

      And they continue to violate the corpse!

    • @souloftheoldblood4122
      @souloftheoldblood4122 6 часов назад +10

      Its been dead since 343 take over

  • @EbonforgeTV
    @EbonforgeTV 7 часов назад +3427

    “Somehow Concord returned”

    • @chimukab5433
      @chimukab5433 6 часов назад +32

      🤣🤣🤣😔

    • @kyledeckman9128
      @kyledeckman9128 6 часов назад +38

      Is this a star wars reference. If so, I love it lol

    • @Papa_Ul
      @Papa_Ul 6 часов назад +38

      ​@@kyledeckman9128It's a reference to "Somehow Palpatine returned".

    • @alvinmcgreen7087
      @alvinmcgreen7087 5 часов назад +3

      Don't remember last time laughing at a comment like this 🤣

    • @LogiMack
      @LogiMack 5 часов назад

      ​@@kyledeckman9128saying it out loud ruined the joke

  • @FluffyBaozii
    @FluffyBaozii 2 часа назад +59

    Rest in peace Chief. Wake me, when you need me.

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 Час назад +4

      Chief: Too bad, I won't be waking up for this. The fight is finished.

    • @picofa
      @picofa 6 минут назад

      @@hunterwolf5482 I hope for an era of games like they were before. We can flop them as many times as we need to make games great again.

  • @Tomo_mo
    @Tomo_mo 9 часов назад +5790

    Halo 6: The return to Concord.

    • @jensenraylight8011
      @jensenraylight8011 8 часов назад +66

      this is the sign that the next Halo will be shut down in a record time of 2 days,
      they will change all the characters into a bunch of soy boys

    • @mrchi3f1179
      @mrchi3f1179 8 часов назад +55

      Concortana

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 8 часов назад +13

      All I ask is if they intend to turn Halo into Concord they spend billions and billions of dollars on tie in shows and merchandise.
      Why take on water slowly when you can split the keel and do it all at once?

    • @ricardoj376
      @ricardoj376 8 часов назад +16

      Por : Somehow, Concord had returned

    • @Quintessence4444
      @Quintessence4444 8 часов назад +6

      Instead of Doom the Halo team chose a different collab. 🤣

  • @beekeeper8474
    @beekeeper8474 5 часов назад +686

    Stop buying stuff from companies that hate you

    • @smashrails2175
      @smashrails2175 4 часа назад +69

      We are. That is why they are crumbling. It is working. Patience, my son. ❤

    • @cherubin7th
      @cherubin7th 4 часа назад +5

      But but generic shooter is so best game bro

    • @iller3
      @iller3 4 часа назад +8

      It doesn't matter that we don't buy their stuff as long as most of their income is from a gigantic shell-game involving Shareholders and Equity firms

    • @danielmendoza839
      @danielmendoza839 3 часа назад

      It does. When nobody wants that sh1t. They will eventually stop making sh1t.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 2 часа назад +12

      @@iller3 It does matter. These things take time.

  • @mr.x4036
    @mr.x4036 5 часов назад +938

    "Halo, it's finished."
    Yes Cortana, yes it is.

    • @DarylDewyJr
      @DarylDewyJr 4 часа назад +5

      "Halo"
      "Goodbye"
      Tony

    • @NovaProspekt19
      @NovaProspekt19 4 часа назад +1

      Halo ended when bungie left us with reach

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 4 часа назад +4

      ​@@NovaProspekt19 bungie left halo for Destiny 😂

    • @Redditor6079
      @Redditor6079 4 часа назад +2

      It's been dead since Halo Reach. Infinite rekindled some hope, but 343 has mostly dropped the ball on what could have been in that game too, opting instead for overpriced "premium" cosmetics that are an eyesore.

    • @tristanmathison9934
      @tristanmathison9934 4 часа назад

      ​@ricardohoang8452 ye and the old halos were the good games. Can't take that away no matter how hard u hate bro.

  • @JackMarsk
    @JackMarsk 2 часа назад +47

    "I'm a vegan and I hate meat, I'm going to go work at a butcher shop"

    • @MauseDays
      @MauseDays 37 минут назад +1

      "im black im going to work at all"

  • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
    @Google_Does_Evil_Now 8 часов назад +2746

    This is like Ford announcing their new CEO is Grets Thunberg.

  • @bud389
    @bud389 4 часа назад +446

    I don't think anyone who was in charge of losing 500+ million dollars on a project should ever be in charge of any project in that industry ever again.

    • @JustDrinkAboutit
      @JustDrinkAboutit 3 часа назад +20

      Nah let em keep losing.

    • @RobWence
      @RobWence 2 часа назад +12

      They were in charge of Marketing and Operations .... LOL did you ever see a single Concord ad? He did a great job over there :D

    • @WutherWave-qc3ud
      @WutherWave-qc3ud 2 часа назад +3

      @@RobWence😅 with what he had .. to try to market im surprised the ads woulda been scaryyy

    • @anonanonymous9670
      @anonanonymous9670 2 часа назад +4

      @@RobWence Well there was that Secret Level show which probably did cost quite a lot to make

    • @PeopleDoingRegardThings
      @PeopleDoingRegardThings 2 часа назад +1

      but they've got 10 years experience! failing!

  • @Ragequit47
    @Ragequit47 8 часов назад +1646

    "I dont like coffe, im gonna work as barrista".

    • @adrianinha19
      @adrianinha19 8 часов назад +160

      "I'm vegan... I'm going to work at a butcher shop"

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 7 часов назад +22

      tbf half the drinks Starbucks makes aren't even coffee anymore

    • @lGodZiol
      @lGodZiol 7 часов назад

      @@adrianinha19 And tell every single customer what a horrible person they are and how much I hate them.

    • @SixSioux
      @SixSioux 7 часов назад

      baRRista? it's barista you chipmunk

    • @gknight686
      @gknight686 7 часов назад +1

      Honestly I almost did that because the pay was good😂

  • @AlienYogurtPot123
    @AlienYogurtPot123 2 часа назад +27

    "So you've chosen Bankruptcy..."

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 30 минут назад

      Unfortunately, Microsoft is too big to fail.

    • @picofa
      @picofa 5 минут назад

      @@cattysplat But if a project is burning money, they can remove it or sell it.

  • @TheAmazingSpiderman87
    @TheAmazingSpiderman87 7 часов назад +804

    "Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing aboard that ship?"
    "First of all, Master Chief is a derogatory and oppressive term used by...."

    • @awdrifter3394
      @awdrifter3394 4 часа назад

      "Master implies a Master/Slave dynamics. From now on call me Primary Chief."

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump 4 часа назад +10

      ^

    • @TimeFadesMemoryLasts
      @TimeFadesMemoryLasts 4 часа назад +16

      Time to pull a Bharv

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations 4 часа назад +33

      “Master implies a slave owner and Chief is a term that has been appropriated from Native American communities.”
      I’m somehow an expert in CRT and I didn’t have to spend one cent on classes!

    • @JustDrinkAboutit
      @JustDrinkAboutit 3 часа назад

      Master Chief comes back to Earth and some Fat gay chick is the New Petty Officer Master Chief.

  • @smashrails2175
    @smashrails2175 4 часа назад +368

    That purple haired toad has every single DEI perk point unlocked.

    • @Gatrehs
      @Gatrehs 3 часа назад +17

      It's like the DEI version of Umbridge

    • @MauseDays
      @MauseDays 37 минут назад

      "im black im going to work an honest job" is allready hypocritcal but she went even further

  • @JKBreezy7096
    @JKBreezy7096 9 часов назад +1867

    Microsoft trying not to be stupid challenge: impossible

    • @Quintessence4444
      @Quintessence4444 8 часов назад +11

      This was probably Microsofts #1 choice for a Halo collab.

    • @Maksimszz
      @Maksimszz 8 часов назад +20

      it wasnt even microsoft tbh but 343 industries, I don't think microsoft cares much about the halo franchise anymore and are focused more on AI and their Microsoft 365 suite.
      I genuinely think that 343 is the one who is pulling the trigger on dumb stuff like this and microsoft just turns a blind eye and pretends it doesn't know whats going on....

    • @lorecow88
      @lorecow88 7 часов назад +14

      It's not stupidity or incompetence, but malice.

    • @jackalazzerking3219
      @jackalazzerking3219 7 часов назад +6

      @Maksimszz Well this kind of stuff has to go through Microsoft first, so maybe not the whole company, but someone at Microsoft looked at this and said "yeah this is fine"

    • @endless2239
      @endless2239 7 часов назад +6

      ​@Maksimszzis not like Microsoft is better at micromanagement, Don Mattrick literally ruined Xbox thanks to his obligatory kinect/internet shenanigans, and Steve Ballmer fumbled windows mobile because he thought nobody would pay $500 for a phone with a touch screen.
      I'm not surprised Nadella doesn't want to take charge of stuff but that clearly doesn't work were it should.

  • @PristineTX
    @PristineTX 2 часа назад +8

    Cortana is going to be replaced by a holographic wisecracking corgi.

    • @iDeagles
      @iDeagles 43 минуты назад

      She’s gonna be constantly talking to Chief inside his helmet, portraying the inner voices they themselves hear in the next game. Watch. I got money on it because the lunatics can’t help themselves. 😂

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 6 часов назад +787

    0:10 halo dead

  • @Alnard
    @Alnard 8 часов назад +624

    There are so many incredible, hard-working, talented game dev's that have lost their jobs in the last 5 years thanks to the decision making of people like this. I find it disgusting that the director of the biggest ever gaming flop can work in the industry again - let alone be given such a cushy, influential job - when so many others are out of work and suffering because of them.

    • @sans-fredi
      @sans-fredi 7 часов назад +8

      Hope he gets replaced

    • @Elvewizzy.
      @Elvewizzy. 7 часов назад +40

      Its honestly not that deep. The people who appoint staff for those positions will simply see 'X role at X game studio, which made Concord' And since they're so out of touch with reality, all they see is a 600m game and the name popped up somewhere. All they need to know.
      She also checks a few diversity check boxes, so that helps.

    • @BigChungus-zg6zw
      @BigChungus-zg6zw 7 часов назад +2

      lmao as if they care

    • @Exknight2
      @Exknight2 7 часов назад

      Yea cause it's like cancer, the moment the woke enter a high position in a company involving games people start being put in a position of "do or get fired" and that's how the games progress to wokeness which has nothing to even do with the game. We pay for good products, not "indoctrination".
      P.s. And the saddest thing is all these talents that make huge games are being put in a position through the years that see their work get used for agendas and usually leave by themselves after couple years or get laid off for higher up bonuses.

    • @zillamoon9773
      @zillamoon9773 6 часов назад

      THE MARKETING WAS GOOD????

  • @granthiksharma4626
    @granthiksharma4626 7 часов назад +1229

    0:23 SHE LOOKS LIKE A CONCORD CHRACTER

    • @able_archer01
      @able_archer01 7 часов назад +132

      Willing to bet she wanted to be a self-insert.

    • @ivanmarchev2001
      @ivanmarchev2001 7 часов назад +68

      “Meaningful characters”

    • @ayz4299
      @ayz4299 6 часов назад

      Nah fucker shes fine be objective

    • @Arcahnslight
      @Arcahnslight 6 часов назад

      They want the world and all its inhabitants to be rainbow and hideous just like themselves.

    • @robtriton
      @robtriton 6 часов назад

      She will add a library children's story time, drag queen show, into the game instead.

  • @azza9423
    @azza9423 23 минуты назад +1

    You either die the hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

  • @AlisteirCrowley
    @AlisteirCrowley 4 часа назад +540

    "I absolutely despise football within my entire soul.. So anyway im the chief creative director of Fifa"

    • @geronimo5537
      @geronimo5537 3 часа назад +12

      Makes sense you must really understand our company needs of this product through such great experience. We didnt hire the other 30 people who were only passionate to the material as they lacked our vision.

    • @Diccolo91
      @Diccolo91 3 часа назад +6

      Ive heard enough, let him run Microsoft

    • @mhd9953
      @mhd9953 3 часа назад +1

      Explains why every year it gets worse than the year before, you're playing the long con!

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 3 часа назад

      LOL... Honestly 343 hasn't been too different since quite a while, Halo is cooked a while ago, this person joining isn't that different from the cucks that already work there.

    • @RDV333
      @RDV333 3 часа назад +1

      "What if we make all the female players have the same stats as the male players in FIFA?"
      Oh wait, they already did that ...

  • @cookingwithbacon9023
    @cookingwithbacon9023 3 часа назад +463

    after seeing her face the characters from concord make so much sense now

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Час назад +34

      As a woman, I feel obligated to make a cool game just to fight back on this stuff lol.

    • @christianfuenteshenriquez8431
      @christianfuenteshenriquez8431 Час назад +2

      Only one? 😢

    • @PEJK6771
      @PEJK6771 Час назад +8

      Same with the new cod. Especially after season 1 I was wondering why all the woman operators had to have blue hair+shaved sides, then I saw a video of the women in development team and it all makes sense.

    • @NoobieSnake
      @NoobieSnake Час назад

      @@pineappleparty1624But if you make a great game with good character designs and/or normal looking woman, they’d hate on you and tell you that those regular looking female are not real and do not exist in real life. 😢 Just can’t win, lol.

    • @xeridian
      @xeridian 56 минут назад

      Commas, use fucking Commas...

  • @aut0correkt545
    @aut0correkt545 8 часов назад +387

    Cortana: Halo...it's finished
    Chief: It's finished

  • @overcritical304
    @overcritical304 31 минуту назад +1

    "In the next halo, we revolutionized the gameplay by switching to throughing rainbow colors and fairy dust at the covenant. "

  • @ariefrahmanferdiansyah4381
    @ariefrahmanferdiansyah4381 7 часов назад +274

    "Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
    "Sir, Finishing this IP"

  • @bismarckimperia8781
    @bismarckimperia8781 9 часов назад +859

    Halo's been crawling away from it's grave for a while now, but I didn't expect MS to send someone to kick it back to it.

    • @nielsoudegriep2900
      @nielsoudegriep2900 8 часов назад +35

      Saddest part is that Microsoft doesnt feel it when a game flops like another game developer would

    • @RoflCannon6
      @RoflCannon6 8 часов назад +28

      They came to fill that grave with cement

    • @jakedesarmo6810
      @jakedesarmo6810 8 часов назад +8

      Bro they did some kinda scary jutsu that drags you back 😂

    • @whyouread
      @whyouread 8 часов назад +11

      I think many missed their [MS] funding of research on "Pronouns in software"

    • @senormarston
      @senormarston 8 часов назад +12

      Hahaha Ikr, as a Halo player I just want it to die, I'm okay to letting it go, I still replay the old bungie titles

  • @dave24-73
    @dave24-73 8 часов назад +407

    I only had to look at her hair, and I knew it was game over.

    • @armoredlumberjack1999
      @armoredlumberjack1999 8 часов назад +15

      exactly lol

    • @kompst_tu
      @kompst_tu 8 часов назад

      Yeeep. Some people wear their unstable insecure personality. You can smell the fumes

    • @madarasoun3018
      @madarasoun3018 8 часов назад +5

      lol good one

    • @bushmonster1702
      @bushmonster1702 7 часов назад +3

      I spotted one on the Battlefield sneak peak as well.

    • @ThatchNetherfold
      @ThatchNetherfold 7 часов назад +5

      And if that hair wasn't convincing enough, look at her background color.

  • @boomkruncher325zzshred5
    @boomkruncher325zzshred5 27 минут назад +1

    Here’s the thing:
    Concord DID release. It was developed on time and on schedule.
    Just because it flopped artistically doesn’t mean it was bad business.
    In my project management class, there’s a BIG difference between a failed PRODUCT and a failed PROJECT. Concord was a failed PRODUCT, AND it was a SUCCESSFUL PROJECT.
    So if she helps the internal workings of Halo and never touches anything artistically? It could be a win-win.

  • @discountdisco2273
    @discountdisco2273 4 часа назад +278

    Glad to know they hire people based on merit. The merit of faliure.

    • @deathtakes
      @deathtakes 3 часа назад +3

      Which is why merit itself isn't enough.

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez 3 часа назад +3

      I mean, basically 343 too, Halo has been cooked for a while now, this person joining isn't that different from the idiots that already work there.

    • @RDV333
      @RDV333 3 часа назад

      ​@@deathtakes True merit based systems would guarantee people working on Concord would never do anything but put fries in the bag, so yes, it would.
      This is cronyism and corruption.

    • @RDV333
      @RDV333 3 часа назад

      @@discountdisco2273 Companies keep hiring failures and they make failures.
      Product fails.
      Company blames customers and does it again.
      The cycle of trash is unending.

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 2 часа назад

      @@deathtakes Merit should be the only thing.

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 3 часа назад +173

    Halo 6: Master Chief accidentally got hit with a massive dose of Estriadol while in stasis and awoke as Mistress Chief.

    • @WutherWave-qc3ud
      @WutherWave-qc3ud 2 часа назад +3

      😅please no

    • @xan.xet.
      @xan.xet. 2 часа назад +5

      no no... let them cook...

    • @Kalvy01
      @Kalvy01 2 часа назад +3

      Mistress chief is crazy

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras 2 часа назад

      She’ll team up with a non-binary arbiter to fight the straight covenant

    • @Coconut_D_Coconut
      @Coconut_D_Coconut 2 часа назад +1

      First we get Cortana. Now we about to get Corey or something 😂

  • @kymotsujason
    @kymotsujason 8 часов назад +398

    Get ready for a chunky Master Chief or side character Master Chief.

    • @basskitten808.
      @basskitten808. 8 часов назад +82

      Master Chief was actually born female but went on puberty blockers as a child.

    • @don.keebles
      @don.keebles 8 часов назад +56

      Chief will finally remove his helmet to reveal he was trans all along.

    • @Chadrick2
      @Chadrick2 8 часов назад

      @@basskitten808. Watch him or "they/them" at this point be born from parents that it doesn't even make sense how he ended up that race.

    • @Sivrn-Val
      @Sivrn-Val 8 часов назад +17

      If either of those two are even hinted at, the fans will literally track the writers down and blood eagle them.

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 8 часов назад +21

      ​@@basskitten808.I can see this being canonized.
      The Spartans already got injected with that whatever super serum, so it wouldn't surprise me if they turn Master Chief into a trans guy.

  • @LinkinParkConnoisseur
    @LinkinParkConnoisseur 9 часов назад +1261

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! this HAS to be nepotism

    • @verro9953
      @verro9953 8 часов назад +223

      Yep, they share the same politics, so they get the job.

    • @trophyscene5015
      @trophyscene5015 8 часов назад +95

      Most positions in industries like these are filled via "favors" or "connections" What do you expect?

    • @burningwolf5805
      @burningwolf5805 8 часов назад

      Cronyism. This is where you are in the same club like Wokeness and DEI.
      Nepotism is when you only got the job because your dad owns the company.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 8 часов назад +184

      DEI hire each other. It's why they fail upwards. The vibe shift may have started to change things for the better, but the infection runs way too deep and the only way is to get rid of it all.

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 8 часов назад +33

      Nope, worse, wokism.

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 8 часов назад +497

    The fact these people have jobs signals a huge corruption problem in the AAA gaming industry. Lots and lots of corruption. This isn’t a mistake or a bad hire. It’s purposeful. These people don’t wanna make games, they see the gaming industry as a financial investment. That’s it. It’s all about old friendships and under the table deals in any big sector.

    • @Fanatic1704
      @Fanatic1704 8 часов назад +26

      money buffet, where you can go and take as much money as you can and no one will ask you about result. They don't earn money, they split the budget

    • @RobertHillard-xw7xd
      @RobertHillard-xw7xd 8 часов назад +5

      Financial is funny cuz watch the people not buy this stuff up anymore like they used to

    • @roberth4395
      @roberth4395 8 часов назад +33

      All the "leaders" go to the same events. They know eachother.
      They do not hire who would be right for the job, they hire based on connection.
      It is a club and you are not part of it.

    • @Quintessence4444
      @Quintessence4444 8 часов назад

      Such a weird direction the corruption angle has gone into.

    • @mrviking2mcall212
      @mrviking2mcall212 8 часов назад +1

      They’re certainly gonna make a financial investment alright - throwing their money right into a fire.

  • @DanLuxe
    @DanLuxe 6 часов назад +471

    They always look like you think they will look like, and their social profiles always look and tweet what you think they will.

    • @PyrusGS
      @PyrusGS 5 часов назад +43

      Every single time, without fail.

    • @DoughBoyDopeBoy
      @DoughBoyDopeBoy 5 часов назад +4

      Could say the same thing for both sides. The rest of the world is laughing at America.

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 5 часов назад +1

      their intentions truly are to groom and program the children. The modern audience they cater to are like 10 years old right now, but they will grow up. Without strong family units, they will fall to the degeneracy that Microsoft (and others) are pushing via BRIDGE.
      The programming always goes the same way--Never counter to the degenerate future they want in order to ensalve us all without chains. Big tech has pretty much already achieved that goal. The hardest cell to break out of is the one you put up yourself, and we are being guided to do exactly that.

    • @thebunz7
      @thebunz7 5 часов назад

      @@DoughBoyDopeBoynobody gives a damn about your country even yourself. Sit from the sidelines woke degenerate

    • @emailsucks28
      @emailsucks28 5 часов назад +12

      cult

  • @drdickinson5910
    @drdickinson5910 44 минуты назад +1

    Can wait to see Master Chief turn into a trash can

  • @blegher
    @blegher 8 часов назад +211

    Failing upwards is a serious problem. One would think the capitalist incentive to make money would prevent it, but being fat and happy makes people complacent.

    • @postblitz
      @postblitz 8 часов назад

      You forgot the capitalist incentive to drive asking price down to make acquisitions cheaper. Tencent can easily buy ubisoft now. Microsoft studios needs a few concord type hits before it becomes palatable.
      Capitalism doesn't preclude the interests of individuals in back channel deals to forward alternate agendas.
      Or idiocy of the highest order.

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 8 часов назад

      Nahhh gamers are weak and you can feed them trash and they will still pay

    • @markus1045
      @markus1045 8 часов назад +39

      Thats when you start to recognize that they do not act on capitalistic rules anymore. It got replaced by some other rules that seem more important. Idk what that is

    • @TheGreatRepeller
      @TheGreatRepeller 8 часов назад

      Youre a simpleton if you think these indoctrinated leftwits are "Capitalists" in any way.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 8 часов назад

      Always remember when you think you won the culture war much like in Vietnam, things are not that easy. Just because the orange man is in charge, doesn't mean these people don't have connections to keep themselves in business.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 8 часов назад +745

    That's how DEI recruitment works, it doesn't matter if your performance scks, taken down a company, or even if you had criminal records as long as you'll fit their checkboxes you're hired. I don't know why this is still a news for many despite it is everywhere.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 8 часов назад +28

      As well as if you have corporate connections

    • @michaelgiles4309
      @michaelgiles4309 8 часов назад

      You sound like my eager bottom.

    • @plushrei5926
      @plushrei5926 8 часов назад +8

      didn't trump cancel dei a few weeks ago?

    • @PutraRhm
      @PutraRhm 8 часов назад +9

      Let's see who's more persistent, us or them? We save money while they're losing it.

    • @amazinganimationgaming399
      @amazinganimationgaming399 8 часов назад +1

      @@plushrei5926 DEI in all forms should be banned, but they call those illegal hiring practices as other things, even when they are still hiring based on their color.

  • @derekmoll1498
    @derekmoll1498 3 часа назад +180

    "I hate animals, I think ill become a veterinarian!"

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Час назад +12

      More like "I hate kids and have anger issues, I'll apply for this daycare job..."

    • @blueblaze5160
      @blueblaze5160 Час назад +5

      “You’re hired!” -PETA

    • @joshaf3096
      @joshaf3096 Час назад

      Yeah this is actually disgusting. RIP a legendary game series.

    • @iDeagles
      @iDeagles 55 минут назад

      It’s funny because that’s actually their logic. The frightening part is how they came to that conclusion.
      “I hate animals” would, to a normal person, mean that they don’t want to be around them. “I hate animals” to these freaks means “I hate animals and must take out my hatred on them”.
      It’s two entirely separate ways of thinking and once one realizes this, it all starts to make sense. 😂

  • @themadhanna
    @themadhanna 2 минуты назад +1

    The thing I like most about Asmongold is that he looks like he's still living in the nineties. I was watching some old home videos (just got a new (old, but working) VCR), yesterday, and today I'm seeing this, and something about Asmon feels like a '90s home video.

  • @AlisterEmyka
    @AlisterEmyka 7 часов назад +298

    It's kinda like when the Ghost of Tsushima studio hired the Dragon Age Veilguard writers to work on Ghost of the Yotei writing.

    • @ThatchNetherfold
      @ThatchNetherfold 7 часов назад +91

      I'll pretend Ghost of Yotei doesn't exist and just replay Ghost of Tsushima.

    • @strixt
      @strixt 7 часов назад +48

      ​@@ThatchNetherfold We should all follow suit. Yotei is DoA

    • @SyamDaRos-EndoManno
      @SyamDaRos-EndoManno 7 часов назад +4

      ​@@strixtis Dead or Alive?

    • @varimatra2088
      @varimatra2088 7 часов назад +4

      Wait what ? you guys are already hating a game that didnt even come out ?

    • @faertios0404
      @faertios0404 7 часов назад +16

      I was excited when GoY was announced.
      Yeah it wasn't Yin but, being another time period entirely, I thought that they could do something cool and new.
      Then all the non-buynary info came to light.

  • @MessedUpBrainspike
    @MessedUpBrainspike 5 часов назад +191

    This has got to be intentional by now. This has actually got to be sabotage. They're letting these people in to intentionally crush the big gaming companies. Wasn't it one of those who even explicitly said she wanted to do that?

    • @LaceyMcTracy
      @LaceyMcTracy 5 часов назад +36

      Yes, at some point everyone is going to have to catch on that it's deliberate social engineering, and not just poor money making decisions.

    • @mustardbiscuits9750
      @mustardbiscuits9750 5 часов назад +38

      It is sabotage. These people hate guns, these people hate cool-guy fun stories, and they hate the fanbases. They come in, ruin something they don’t like, and then leave.

    • @PBart7
      @PBart7 5 часов назад

      They hate all that is good. The woke idealogy is genuinely evil disguised as good.
      Woe to those who call good evil, and evil good.

    • @RedesCat
      @RedesCat 5 часов назад

      they are removing guns from halo and the only way to damage enemies is to misgender them

    • @GreatWhiteNinja720
      @GreatWhiteNinja720 4 часа назад +17

      I can’t believe you fools still haven’t realized this is deliberate. It’s actually impressive how asmons fan base is still in denial about how deep this rabbit hole goes.
      But you all refuse to look because you care more about how you are perceived than truly pursuing the truth.

  • @Souzaphotos
    @Souzaphotos 7 часов назад +157

    These companies keep hiring people with big Ls tattooed on their forehead...their lack of competency on full display and they STILL hire them, it's wild work.

    • @ProjectMoff
      @ProjectMoff 6 часов назад +1

      @@Souzaphotos can you tell me how a competent marketing director would make good marketing for concord? How do you make an obviously bad product look good?

    • @beerosaurusrex
      @beerosaurusrex 6 часов назад +4

      @@ProjectMoff You could argue that with that level of budget, aspects of the game that have nothing to do with gameplay could be relevant to marketing if they make the product harder to sell. After all, we saw the CEO of Sweet Baby outright stating that they infect companies via their marketing departments, by basically threatening/pressuring them to do what they want. If it can work one way, why not the other? Marketing at the top level could also mandate rules around employee engagement and behavior on social media.
      Really all you need to look at, is what side of the ideology is this person on? Are they someone who tried to minimize it and hide it as much as possible during the marketing, because they were focused on at least trying to sell the game as best as they could, or did they actually support all those decisions?

    • @B-l-a-z-z-e-R
      @B-l-a-z-z-e-R 6 часов назад +5

      ​@@ProjectMoffHow does that guy look like a competant person to you with those 5 flags next to his profile name?

    • @LuminateTheWorld
      @LuminateTheWorld 6 часов назад +4

      @@ProjectMoff I saw the piercings and purple hair and knew. Is that stereotyping? 100% yes and for good reasons.

    • @Souzaphotos
      @Souzaphotos 5 часов назад

      @@ProjectMoff More cat ear helmets, more pandering on holidays, these folks are all connected and their track records are terrible.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 28 минут назад +2

    Microsoft just HATES money.

  • @Olvrin
    @Olvrin 8 часов назад +283

    >Its year 12BC
    >you are a general of Roman army in Germania
    >your task is simple: hold territory and slowly expand
    >during your first expanding attempt, your legion is entirely crushed and your territory lost
    >you get called out by Roman citizens
    >after few months you get promoted to be the emperor of Rome
    ...what a wild timeline this is, right

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 7 часов назад +8

      pretty much all the generals during that battle was lost

    • @KiLLoRChiLLoR
      @KiLLoRChiLLoR 7 часов назад +8

      Not just a Legion, all 3 Legions stationed there. They could never recover from this. It was the whole reason to built a big wall around Germania called the Limes.

    • @BigChungus-zg6zw
      @BigChungus-zg6zw 6 часов назад +20

      "You get promoted by the people who have in interest in destroying Rome."
      How is this not obvious?

    • @Malalit
      @Malalit 6 часов назад +2

      It sounds like something that could really happen in Rome in the 1940s.

    • @LubzinNJ
      @LubzinNJ 6 часов назад +1

      What exactly are you referencing? Teutoburg was 9AD.

  • @kappalul2057
    @kappalul2057 8 часов назад +171

    People, dont buy the new Halo, even if its OKAY. Studios need to learn not to hire people that are against Gamers.

    • @armoredlumberjack1999
      @armoredlumberjack1999 8 часов назад

      if you see the 2 made up flags in their bio or whatever, you know they are mentally ill

    • @Tork789
      @Tork789 8 часов назад +5

      If a director of some previous flop decides to change his ways and produce a good game, shouldn't we allow him to redeem himself?

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 8 часов назад +3

      It's going to be hard to convince the normies

    • @COOLNESSS87
      @COOLNESSS87 8 часов назад +22

      @@Tork789 in what world u see those shiny pokemons redeeming themselves ? they have agenda and this agenda is not good game.. all they care is for their games to be DEI and Woke deal with it

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 8 часов назад +7

      @@Tork789 No.

  • @HamguyBacon
    @HamguyBacon 7 часов назад +128

    0:27 they always look exactly how you would imagine they would look

    • @DemsRtraitors-d7t
      @DemsRtraitors-d7t 6 часов назад

      Insane/mentally unstable fools who believed every word their worthless gender studies indoctrinator feed them? Yes. You are spot on.

    • @mustardbiscuits9750
      @mustardbiscuits9750 5 часов назад +6

      Stereotypes exist for a reason, don’t let anybody ever tell you otherwise

  • @Greg-cl7tl
    @Greg-cl7tl Час назад +1

    This is a fine example of "there is no fixing stupid".

  • @bernddasbrot7244
    @bernddasbrot7244 9 часов назад +319

    DEI
    they hire their own ilk who destroy the francises we love and after they are "done" they move to the next beloved francise

    • @ToxicFume
      @ToxicFume 8 часов назад +59

      I don't think people truly understand how real this comment is.

    • @burningwolf5805
      @burningwolf5805 8 часов назад

      These cultural vandals are like a locust plague.

    • @DaddiePoop
      @DaddiePoop 8 часов назад

      Some might say that was the plan the entire time.

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 8 часов назад +56

      Yup like locusts

    • @iverbrnstad791
      @iverbrnstad791 8 часов назад +8

      It's a corporate dance, very similar to how every company needs to have a "value statement", it's all to make shareholders feel like the company is doing the right thing. So this is the out of touch 50 somethings vision of what progressivism is, that is being pandered to, rather than real progressiveness, which in game development would mean better protection from the "hire fire" cycles, as well as market salaries.

  • @bDe4d
    @bDe4d 4 часа назад +38

    Guys, as a life-long Halo fan that was able to play and appreciate almost every game in the franchise... It's been an honor to be the part of this community. The community of a game that made my childhood better and which shaped my sci-fi interests for years to come. The future is looking grim but let's just be thankful for what we had and still will have - a bunch of masterpieces that we can replay over and over again... So let me modify the quote we all know and love.
    "And so we lived long enough to see it. But we belong to the new Microsoft. Our spartans, our emblems all burned and turned to glass. Everything... except our memories."
    It's been an honor, guys.

    • @keepitclean8791
      @keepitclean8791 2 часа назад +3

      We had a good run boys

    • @RankedBlanketLKM
      @RankedBlanketLKM 2 часа назад

      We had a good run we tried to make it work I'm so happy I got to experience halo with all of you all so incredible love you all

  • @Vod_MacDuff
    @Vod_MacDuff 7 часов назад +40

    Master Queef, the new all inclusive character.

  • @Ultimabendessen
    @Ultimabendessen 5 минут назад +1

    I thought there were futuristic guns in Halo, not "modern" guns.

  • @mrActionhouse
    @mrActionhouse 6 часов назад +95

    "Lightning doesnt strike the same place twice"
    *sends a lightningrod after every thunderstorm they can find*

  • @devanshsinghrawat47
    @devanshsinghrawat47 8 часов назад +158

    It's official "HALO IS DEAD", I repeat "HALO IS DEAD"

    • @commentguy6
      @commentguy6 8 часов назад +6

      it's been dead

    • @azagorod8479
      @azagorod8479 8 часов назад

      Guess woke people are officially the true Flood infection.

    • @BlackPaperMoon18
      @BlackPaperMoon18 8 часов назад +4

      We say this about every game after halo reach. How can it be even more dead at this point? 😅

    • @pspsmallz
      @pspsmallz 8 часов назад +4

      It's been dead since bungie left it

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 6 часов назад +1

      Halo died the moment Bungie left, what people been seeing was the corpse of Halo being dragged tonthe streets, this is just the final clump of flesh being rippednout the bones

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 9 часов назад +272

    1:01 ... bro has a rainbow, trans and palestine flag.. lol its oil and water.

    • @Greysprunkiyay
      @Greysprunkiyay 8 часов назад +53

      The Unholy Trinity

    • @bloomingblossom5269
      @bloomingblossom5269 8 часов назад +41

      More like oil, fire and powder keg in a small box

    • @DewlayLomo
      @DewlayLomo 8 часов назад +4

      That is bizarre…

    • @amenadiel4060
      @amenadiel4060 8 часов назад +6

      Hes just showing off that hes a payed player by wearing flags on name tag but using a female character in game 😂

    • @patshowiedoit5340
      @patshowiedoit5340 8 часов назад +32

      He wouldn't be rocking that shit in any Palestinian reigion that's for damn sure.

  • @asifiqbal1117
    @asifiqbal1117 2 часа назад +2

    Hire Rule34 "devs" too, you'll complete your sales quota in a week.

  • @thepaladinauthoryoutube
    @thepaladinauthoryoutube 9 часов назад +324

    Jontron: Ohhhhh noo. OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO! *NOOOOOOOOOOO!*

    • @Leo-mj1mt
      @Leo-mj1mt 8 часов назад +14

      WHAT? WTF!

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 8 часов назад +5

      Microsoft wanna lose money hard after that starfailed DLC

    • @M1ch43lRoy
      @M1ch43lRoy 8 часов назад +6

      Oh no no wait wait wait wait wait - the punisher

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 8 часов назад +2

      I don't like where this is going...

    • @jayjoes940
      @jayjoes940 8 часов назад +2

      Angry Grandpa, WHAT?! OH HELL NAHHH!

  • @Walkers_Films
    @Walkers_Films 9 часов назад +185

    Imagibe being this stupid lmao

    • @ThatGuyNamedRick
      @ThatGuyNamedRick 8 часов назад +23

      I was banned off of the Halo Steam Hub for saying that Microsoft should fire everyone in Halo Studios. They cited "Not showing basic respect." as the cause. I'm sorry, respect is earned and they lost mine for some time.

    • @frozenfire5506
      @frozenfire5506 8 часов назад +2

      There was nothing wrong with the marketing of Concord, the problem was the game...

    • @IcyBlaze616
      @IcyBlaze616 8 часов назад +14

      @@frozenfire5506 there was nothing wrong with the marketing of Concord because it didn't have any marketing at all. Go look at the response to all the videos and articles talking about Concord failing and it's filled with people saying "Wait, this game came out?" or "i've never even heard of this game".

    • @Zutang777
      @Zutang777 8 часов назад +8

      @@frozenfire5506are you really that oblivious?
      The goal of marketing is to make sure the GAME is sold to a MARKET. So they have to support the game’s design in order to sell it.

    • @Quintessence4444
      @Quintessence4444 8 часов назад +1

      @@Zutang777 Plenty of people think marketing is advertising only.

  • @scrinbot
    @scrinbot 8 часов назад +488

    Also: Ghost of Yōtei has the same writer from Dragon age veilguard.

    • @MrArthys
      @MrArthys 8 часов назад +53

      Yikes

    • @Legendary9000
      @Legendary9000 8 часов назад +104

      Ofc it is. Western AAA cant crash sooner

    • @jackfetsko4160
      @jackfetsko4160 8 часов назад

      Fuck..

    • @crackag23
      @crackag23 8 часов назад +32

      So she’ll have two swords AND top scars?

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 8 часов назад +4

      One writer? A single writer does the complete story of ghost of yotei?

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat 32 минуты назад

    "I think we should add cat helmets to Halo"
    "Sure Pam..."

  • @moondough1279
    @moondough1279 9 часов назад +243

    Mistress Chief, reporting for duty Sir, uh, Ma'am!

    • @thegreatsilvereye
      @thegreatsilvereye 8 часов назад +22

      Did you just assumed their gender???? Xd :)

    • @dinkster
      @dinkster 8 часов назад

      ​@@thegreatsilvereyewhy the fuck is the X a capital letter and the D lowercase are you a pycho??

    • @The_Manc
      @The_Manc 8 часов назад +9

      Micro aggression!!!

    • @g_dub3456
      @g_dub3456 8 часов назад

      That's zir/them to you, Sir, uh, Bigot! Reeeeeee

    • @banzaiib
      @banzaiib 8 часов назад +6

      So... I'm nonbinary

  • @Yotsuki10400
    @Yotsuki10400 8 часов назад +130

    Guess Non-Buy-nary is back on the menu

  • @JadedWarlock
    @JadedWarlock 9 часов назад +111

    It's never been more over for Halo than it is now.

    • @Cascade-d8b
      @Cascade-d8b 8 часов назад +12

      It was over after reach what are you talking about?

    • @GruntoSkunko
      @GruntoSkunko 8 часов назад +12

      Halo’s been dead.

    • @Zilego
      @Zilego 8 часов назад

      I've never seen a game more dead than before it's even concepted. A game brought to you by the biggest failures in the industry.... ta daa

    • @BlackPaperMoon18
      @BlackPaperMoon18 8 часов назад

      ​@@Cascade-d8byeah... Its been dead for 15 years now. Its same for bioware. The last good game was me2 or maybe even 3 but people still believe they will make good games again. Its crazy.

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe 4 часа назад

      ​@@GruntoSkunkoit's been dying but this might legitimately just kill it

  • @Mcdude02
    @Mcdude02 2 часа назад

    When im in a failing upwards competition and my opponent is a modern AAA gaming executive

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 9 часов назад +288

    07 the final nail in halos coffin

    • @Cascade-d8b
      @Cascade-d8b 8 часов назад +2

      No it was reach even with its flaws they still made it a fun halo game something Microsoft and 343 will never do

    • @ben_ger1988
      @ben_ger1988 8 часов назад +20

      @@Cascade-d8b then reach was not the final nail lol do you even understand the saying? Reach was the last good game...

    • @Cascade-d8b
      @Cascade-d8b 8 часов назад

      @@ben_ger1988 do i understand that 07 means 2007?

    • @joshuagop5909
      @joshuagop5909 8 часов назад

      ​@@ben_ger1988facts I stopped playing after reach.... so many great times playing invasion ..... its never been the same since 343 killed halo

    • @bladeofveng
      @bladeofveng 8 часов назад +8

      @@Cascade-d8b 07 is a text-based emote supposed to look like and represent a soldier standing saluting 0 is the head 7 is the arm and hand

  • @IO_27-vtc
    @IO_27-vtc 9 часов назад +158

    I think microsoft at this point just really hates Halo

    • @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD
      @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD 8 часов назад +16

      It’s a Gill Bates Psyop.

    • @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD
      @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD 8 часов назад +19

      I thought for years that the new halo was a psyop made to frustrate/demoralize. They keep making obvious mistakes to the point you have to think it’s intentional.

    • @daxain7368
      @daxain7368 8 часов назад +26

      @@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD it’s absolutely intentional. Any franchise with anyone who has failed upwards in their position, like Star Wars and Marvel. They’re purposely trying to destroy the franchises we know and love, regardless of how much money they lose. It’s all about the message.

    • @GruntoSkunko
      @GruntoSkunko 8 часов назад +1

      Halo is a dead property.

    • @ThatGuyNamedRick
      @ThatGuyNamedRick 8 часов назад +3

      It always seemed Microsoft hated Halo, it was a sore spot as such a franchise that broke out of Macworld into a console franchise, pushed M$ into a direction of customer support rather than shoving business products and dinky shovelware games, put control into the hands of developers and not corporate overlords. Granted, Bungie is a shadow of what was 15 years ago, but the fact ODST and Reach were cranked out to get through the "gotcha" clause between them and STILL garner massive followings after seemed to make a lot of M$ executives irate.

  • @Ishwolv
    @Ishwolv 3 часа назад +23

    When you think your friend is dead but then a necromancer walks in and raises his corpse as a zombie and makes it fight you.

  • @GigaVids
    @GigaVids Час назад +2

    to be fair they already took over halo and destroyed it, this is just the nail in the coffon . RIP HALO

  • @piotrjeske4599
    @piotrjeske4599 9 часов назад +395

    And the Veil Guard lady is doing BALDURS GATE 4 lol.

    • @Harometras
      @Harometras 8 часов назад +108

      Please dont fuck with me jesus.

    • @andy-xz2uk
      @andy-xz2uk 8 часов назад +20

      aint no way

    • @Rosensand
      @Rosensand 8 часов назад +34

      I thought larian said they will not be making bg4?

    • @heyjulzdontmakeitbad
      @heyjulzdontmakeitbad 8 часов назад +6

      Wdym? Not really familiar with Baldurs Gate beside BG3. Did Larian Studios hire him?

    • @Jack_the_Rizzler69
      @Jack_the_Rizzler69 8 часов назад

      Dude looks like a lady

  • @ol-Daddy-doodoo
    @ol-Daddy-doodoo 3 часа назад +37

    Gaylo: reach around

    • @pjtyra2106
      @pjtyra2106 Час назад

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @iDeagles
      @iDeagles 52 минуты назад +1

      Quite the unironic nickname for how this franchise turned out. Who knew 2000s gamers were Nostradamus? 😂

  • @Legendary9000
    @Legendary9000 8 часов назад +79

    This industry is fucking ridiculous

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 8 часов назад

      The Culture War is a war of attrition, it's going to take years to see an end to this

    • @TheGreatRepeller
      @TheGreatRepeller 8 часов назад

      Its not, when you finally realize these indoctrinated morons hate men and most gamers are men then you will realize why they inserted this dumb koont head of the games studio..

    • @NostalgiaNet8
      @NostalgiaNet8 6 часов назад +2

      The Western Industry *

    • @sacredpower7530
      @sacredpower7530 6 часов назад

      The Western AAA Gaming Industry is slowly but surely burning to the ground.

  • @RoninLeonim
    @RoninLeonim 2 часа назад

    Never, EVER underestimate Microsoft's ability to fk up a sure thing.

  • @QuantumShock1
    @QuantumShock1 8 часов назад +33

    Excited to see the top surgery scars cosmetic for the Spartan armor

  • @Kirbz42
    @Kirbz42 9 часов назад +186

    Halo is cooked.

    • @Empty12345
      @Empty12345 9 часов назад +26

      Well it was cooked even before this change lol

    • @Tomo_mo
      @Tomo_mo 9 часов назад +6

      Always has been

    • @LateKeRadium
      @LateKeRadium 9 часов назад +3

      It's not only cooked it's braised, roasted,stir fried and possibly burnt.

    • @ChaosDragoon88
      @ChaosDragoon88 8 часов назад +5

      Halo was cooked after 3

    • @Kenji-117
      @Kenji-117 8 часов назад +1

      ​@@Tomo_mo not always... only when MS gave it to 343i back then

  • @pridefall3304
    @pridefall3304 8 часов назад +72

    the craziest thing about this video is Asmon wearing three different shirts

  • @WaveOfDestiny
    @WaveOfDestiny Час назад

    halo will rest with the image of Chief standing up in front of halo exploding at the arc while looking at cortana.
    it's finished

  • @BareNation21
    @BareNation21 7 часов назад +41

    When certain people say they don't live life on easy mode and reality reminds society your full of it...

  • @gioanysgonzalez3396
    @gioanysgonzalez3396 8 часов назад +26

    Master Chief: I’ll finish the fight.
    Melissa Boone: I’ll finish this franchise.

  • @TheHallow31
    @TheHallow31 6 часов назад +40

    The industry's ability to consistently make the most terrible decisions is almost impressive at this point.

    • @sultankebab1587
      @sultankebab1587 5 часов назад

      There is absolutely no way they dont get paid by blackrock to do this, otherwise it makes no sense. No one likes to lose money.

    • @PnwSubZero
      @PnwSubZero 4 часа назад +2

      It's 100% on purpose. Captured studios who don't actually give a shit if they get shut down because someone or a group of people are funding them to fail. I think it has to do with demoralization.

  • @TheForgottenWolf
    @TheForgottenWolf Час назад +1

    This is a good thing. We need them to make it so they can never recover. DEI has no place in games.

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 9 часов назад +210

    *NO! I REFUSE! NO! N, O, MEANS NO! NO! NO I DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT NO! I AM-NO!*

    • @hyruler036
      @hyruler036 9 часов назад

      No actual person upvoted this

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 8 часов назад +17

      @@hyruler036 I did. So you're objectively wrong.

    • @AoBaiGaming
      @AoBaiGaming 8 часов назад +4

      ​@@hyruler036I liked this comment. Also saying upvote instead of like, Reddit user detected.

    • @justinl8791
      @justinl8791 8 часов назад

      ​​@@hyruler036Shut the f**k up, bot. Also I upvoted this so kiss my ass.

    • @CrimsonShadow-1941
      @CrimsonShadow-1941 7 часов назад

      ​@@hyruler036I did, I just liked the Markiplier reference

  • @Zaneirth
    @Zaneirth 8 часов назад +119

    Halo 2001 - 2025
    Thank your for your service Master Chief Petty Officer John-117

    • @primecoconut4204
      @primecoconut4204 8 часов назад +1

      hey now, dont forget Cortana esp her Halo 4 version to go along with him!

    • @BlackPaperMoon18
      @BlackPaperMoon18 8 часов назад +28

      More like 2001-2010.

    • @scrystine
      @scrystine 8 часов назад +11

      Nah, Halo ended in 2010

    • @mmfe116
      @mmfe116 8 часов назад +10

      Halo died long ago. 343 doesnt even know the lore of their own story

    • @Tartersauce101
      @Tartersauce101 8 часов назад +2

      2001-2006 or something you zoomer.

  • @askel6498
    @askel6498 9 часов назад +75

    The video game industry is doing a speedrun in natural selection kek.

    • @ezecskornfan
      @ezecskornfan 8 часов назад

      do you mean the good ones will be at the end line?

    • @askel6498
      @askel6498 8 часов назад +12

      @@ezecskornfan Honestly yes. Whole of 2024 was good games farming W's and trash games getting L's and the shills yapping.

    • @CapucineNighly
      @CapucineNighly 8 часов назад +6

      Finding out USAID funds were used to make the video games and entertainment woke recently.. And it makes a lot of sense now. 😒

    • @Quintessence4444
      @Quintessence4444 8 часов назад

      @@CapucineNighly Idk if that's a substantial enough amount but this started like 10 years ago.
      Unless they added all this shit at the last years of development or something? Since these games take like 7 years to make. That would explain a lot actually...

  • @Lickety-Split
    @Lickety-Split 59 минут назад

    Master Chief’s Halo Ring Just Got Tainted

  • @snacsnac181
    @snacsnac181 8 часов назад +36

    "chief of staff" more like thief of joy

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 8 часов назад +47

    The reaper knocks on yet another dev's door.

  • @bluemutt9964
    @bluemutt9964 8 часов назад +16

    These are the people that say everyone else is in a cult

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 8 часов назад +2

      Precisely. It's like a toxic gf who victim blames while gaslighting you for the thing shes doing to you.

  • @JakFooO
    @JakFooO Час назад

    "So thats its huh? We some kind of Concord Squad"

  • @Katsunai
    @Katsunai 8 часов назад +35

    The beginning of the end. It was nice knowing you, halo.

  • @31Rexitron57
    @31Rexitron57 8 часов назад +29

    Final nail in the coffin for the Reach-like Spartans returning to Modern Halo.

  • @mattlars89
    @mattlars89 8 часов назад +52

    1:10 that sigh says it all. This is a man that just lost the last shred of hope.

    • @Hydemaintenanceman
      @Hydemaintenanceman 7 часов назад

      Halo should have been an untouchable. It should have been a piece of art remembered as a major part of gaming history.

    • @happybuggy1582
      @happybuggy1582 6 часов назад

      The last hope of his childhood halo fantasy was exhaled

  • @mama008
    @mama008 2 часа назад

    "I dont like to shower, proceeds to shower" 😂

  • @Shadowkitty360
    @Shadowkitty360 5 часов назад +36

    Wow I get to live in the time that kills dragon age, mass effect, assassin’s creed, and halo in rapid fire. Can’t wait to hear how it’s the customer’s “bad/wrong” opinions about what we don’t like in our male target audience entertainment products gets us blamed for this and not the clowns making the games

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 4 часа назад +3

      Agreed... it's like all your relatives frequently visiting and ordering steak at a restaurant for 10 years and one day the chef decides to only serve vegan food.
      Then the chef blames you and your relatives for no longer eating at the restaurant.

    • @jaylenharris343
      @jaylenharris343 4 часа назад +1

      This is why gatekeeping matters.

  • @sugeknive
    @sugeknive 9 часов назад +197

    The world is falling apart

    • @dragoIBZ
      @dragoIBZ 9 часов назад +16

      no its not, the trash is sinking to the bottom.

    • @hyruler036
      @hyruler036 9 часов назад +2

      Your*

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 9 часов назад +1

      This is all part of aspiring of a one world government by ruining everything successful in the west.

    • @Jack_the_Rizzler69
      @Jack_the_Rizzler69 8 часов назад +15

      @hyruler036
      Oh didn't know all the knife crime only happens in my head thanks

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 8 часов назад +6

      The *'N W 0'* is doing what it does.

  • @RodDeWitt
    @RodDeWitt 4 часа назад +35

    I was a hardcore Halo fan back in the day, and I was in denial thinking that Halo would go back to being what it was before, but guys, the best thing we can do is accept that Halo died a long time ago :(

    • @IndianTelephone
      @IndianTelephone 3 часа назад +4

      I accepted that since Bungie left the game.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 2 часа назад

      Ironicly halo 4 kept the dream alive. It was flawed but in a unpolished gem sort of way. Even had hidden armor with out of game secrets. First studio game, ya they would polish the next game and it would *shine.* I never ran out of copium so fast.

  • @codylane4258
    @codylane4258 Час назад +1

    R.I.P Master Chief.

  • @Thejoker14444
    @Thejoker14444 5 часов назад +44

    RIP Halo if it wasn’t already dead it’s about to be soon…..

    • @Healcraft
      @Healcraft 4 часа назад +1

      it was getting worse and worse since Bungie stopped, but Infinite was the last straw. Didn't even launch with COOP campaign lmfao