Story #1. The Alien's lucked out by getting humans on their side before finding out. Story #2. Yay, meet cute, alien birb & human. Or (Bird species name) and alien primate.
First story, guess it's time to translate "The Art of War", no? Second story, at the end, Foreigner's song, "I want to know what love is" popped into my head.
The first missed a golden opportunity to use the speech from Dorn at the Siege of Terra My orders are simple and you will heed them well. The enemy is coming, kill them all.
If the Xenos hate the concept of our regular engineers, imagine what would have happened if the came across the Combat Engineers? "Just a couple of more pounds of C4 and we can flip their hover tanks like coins! Let's play 'Heads or Tails'. Or even, Bankshot the lead tank off of that hill and then into the center of the formation. Fire in the hole!"" heh heh. No, I have no idea that such things like this in occurred in RL. (Grins maniacally and looking up into the heavens while whistling a tune. Well at least the calling of heads or tails, that is.)
Story 1 The Xenos were like Xeno 1 "They were just playing. Can you imagine if this had been for real?" Xeno 2 "All know is we would not be here to talk about."
Even amateur humans know that an opponent on the defense can and will counter-attack when they can. Silly xenos. Well, sounds like they got better, at least. I also like the touch of some products being amazing to one side but regular to the other. And a silly but well-meaning bird. Nice stories this go around.
And when the xeno commander said that they would regroup and attack at dawn, I knew that was the fatal mistake. If the humans have you on the backpedal, why would they give you time to breathe?
1st story... Trading is warfare of a different sort. To be honest most human interaction is conflicts (competing with other suitors, teams vs teams, etc)
We have games that teach you small squad tactics, large scale strategy, guerrilla warfare, how to defend objectives against a superior force, historical battle strategy, air combat, armoured combat, combined arms tactics, stealth, sabotage and even space combat. If alien races don't have FPS, Grand Strategy, 4X, Tactical, TPS games or E.V.E. Online, then it's likely that a human civilian could have greater combat, tactical and strategic knowledge than most of their military.
@@koenhartholt7033 Ah yes, who can forget filling a clown(with an afro and maxed melanin) with voice triggered explosives, and arming him with every griefing tool imaginable, in an attempt to assassinate the head of security, only for him to turn around, say "Thanks N****r." and blow the both of you up.
Based on his "Never underestimate your enemy." statement, he probably saw that the xenos were actually a lot better than what they showed. With the thoroughness of the rout, however, they probably fell well short of the human military. Either way, their "enemies" were probably scared out of their minds at the possibility that we could have just as easily come as real enemies. 😬😱
aww.. the second story was sort of wholesome is the term is it not `? and the first story... yes , never presume anything about a foe , or it will use that agents you , and this doess not only go for negative things after alll.. if you presume a foe to be a monster and teach your population that , you just made it simpler for them to sow dissent among your kin just by acting empathic now and then..
Mistake 1. They gave the humans the defensive advantage. Mistake 2. They gave the humans time to prepare. Mistake 3. They underestimated their opponents. Mistake 4. They issued a challenge to a highly competitive species. Mistake 5. They challenged a species that lives in a perpetual state of war (war, commerce, politics, love, survival. All a form of battle.).
Life is conflict a war of existence by virtue of siege by viruses, bacteria, and general unluckyness and plus random injuries everyday is a Battle and living is a victory
Oh, love me, mister! Oh, mister! Can you make me believe this is not a dream? Hey, mister! Come on, mister! Is it sad that my heart's beating frantically? Just my feelings alone make me lose my breath Then you give me that look, and I'm over the edge You and I, my, we play quite a dangerous game Love is war! Love is war! Love is war!
Funny, Aliens WOULD probably think that hunting Pirates is something that is to be taken lightly. But not for us. America even created it´s navy for the exclusive purpose of hunting Pirates. If you´d let humans do as they please, they´d be hunting Pirates with Capital Ships, doesn´t matter the Era.
Story 1: I will run, They will hunt me in vain I will hide They'll be searching I'll regroup feign retreat they'll pursue Coup de grâce I will win but never fight
@@spyro563 ^Epic music continiues^ "That’s the Art of War!" When you meet a fellow member of the Panzer battalion. "The Norwegian Panzer battalion reporting in, Sir!"
alright defend this area easy enough they sure are giving us ample time to set up fortifications... really this is the offensive ok bag it counter offensive you all suck! you think this a game? this is WAR.
yeah, always endearing to know someone is about to fuck a bird. lol. It was so cute and endearing but we both know the kind of dude that would bang a bird alien is the same creepy dude that you see getting arrested for jumping the fences and fucking the ostriches or donkeys or goats. lol
@@jesseamaya4413 yeah I am sorry, I didn't either until I read your comment....and well sometimes people just share, or in this case overshare their inside words. My bad.
Story #1. The Alien's lucked out by getting humans on their side before finding out.
Story #2. Yay, meet cute, alien birb & human.
Or (Bird species name) and alien primate.
Now, for the second story, my question is, if a human is attracted to an alien, would they be considered a furry?
I believe the term would be xenophilia
furry is for fictional characters,xenophilia for real ones
I think "feathery" would be more appropriate ;-)
Feathery
A spacey?
First story, guess it's time to translate "The Art of War", no?
Second story, at the end, Foreigner's song, "I want to know what love is" popped into my head.
That fits surprisingly well, excellent instinct. :)
@@TheMonkey747
Agreed, now that I think about it.
My first thought at your comment. "I know what love is." Forrest Gump.
The first missed a golden opportunity to use the speech from Dorn at the Siege of Terra
My orders are simple and you will heed them well.
The enemy is coming, kill them all.
💀
If the Xenos hate the concept of our regular engineers, imagine what would have happened if the came across the Combat Engineers?
"Just a couple of more pounds of C4 and we can flip their hover tanks like coins! Let's play 'Heads or Tails'. Or even, Bankshot the lead tank off of that hill and then into the center of the formation. Fire in the hole!"" heh heh. No, I have no idea that such things like this in occurred in RL. (Grins maniacally and looking up into the heavens while whistling a tune. Well at least the calling of heads or tails, that is.)
Maxim 44: if it will blow a hole in th grund, it will double as an entrenching tool.
The first story reminded me of the opening of the GI Joe animated movie. At least I hope it was that glorious!
They thought the dark would stop us? We have long mastered nighttime combat.
Somebody is enamored with "their human".
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
Worth energy!!!
Sleeping with the fishes 😂😂
Read the thumbnail as master chief in war
you told a human general to hold the line and gave him time to dig in. don't be first over the top....
The humans should have used live ammo and then took over
Story 1
The Xenos were like
Xeno 1 "They were just playing. Can you imagine if this had been for real?"
Xeno 2 "All know is we would not be here to talk about."
Even amateur humans know that an opponent on the defense can and will counter-attack when they can. Silly xenos. Well, sounds like they got better, at least. I also like the touch of some products being amazing to one side but regular to the other.
And a silly but well-meaning bird. Nice stories this go around.
The xenos experienced what is commonly called, a "Skill issue"
They did not seem prepared for nighttime operations either.
And when the xeno commander said that they would regroup and attack at dawn, I knew that was the fatal mistake. If the humans have you on the backpedal, why would they give you time to breathe?
Maxim 47: dont expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.
1st story... Trading is warfare of a different sort. To be honest most human interaction is conflicts (competing with other suitors, teams vs teams, etc)
Khan Noonien Singh one said "Diplomacy is simply warfare concealed."
We have games that teach you small squad tactics, large scale strategy, guerrilla warfare, how to defend objectives against a superior force, historical battle strategy, air combat, armoured combat, combined arms tactics, stealth, sabotage and even space combat.
If alien races don't have FPS, Grand Strategy, 4X, Tactical, TPS games or E.V.E. Online, then it's likely that a human civilian could have greater combat, tactical and strategic knowledge than most of their military.
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Oh, and SS13, cant forget the game that teaches you that death can be swift even from the strangest of foes.
Honk
@@koenhartholt7033 Ah yes, who can forget filling a clown(with an afro and maxed melanin) with voice triggered explosives, and arming him with every griefing tool imaginable, in an attempt to assassinate the head of security, only for him to turn around, say "Thanks N****r." and blow the both of you up.
Life is competition and warfare. For resources, reproduction, shelter. Doesn’t matter what it is, it will create conflict.
the courtship behaviors one was painfully adorable and made my heart swell with warm fuzzy sensations
Rule 1. Never underestimate your enemies.
Rule 2 . Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake . 😅
Maxim 47: dont expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.
That second story was so cute.
Charging trenches against auto weapons
Sigh, yup they do need training in war
Combined arms attack at night, classic Human War Tactics
Love his final speech and the Motto
So true!
Based on his "Never underestimate your enemy." statement, he probably saw that the xenos were actually a lot better than what they showed. With the thoroughness of the rout, however, they probably fell well short of the human military. Either way, their "enemies" were probably scared out of their minds at the possibility that we could have just as easily come as real enemies. 😬😱
The last one was adorable
aww.. the second story was sort of wholesome is the term is it not `?
and the first story... yes , never presume anything about a foe , or it will use that agents you , and this doess not only go for negative things after alll.. if you presume a foe to be a monster and teach your population that , you just made it simpler for them to sow dissent among your kin just by acting empathic now and then..
Mistake 1. They gave the humans the defensive advantage.
Mistake 2. They gave the humans time to prepare.
Mistake 3. They underestimated their opponents.
Mistake 4. They issued a challenge to a highly competitive species.
Mistake 5. They challenged a species that lives in a perpetual state of war (war, commerce, politics, love, survival. All a form of battle.).
Life is conflict a war of existence by virtue of siege by viruses, bacteria, and general unluckyness and plus random injuries everyday is a Battle and living is a victory
Two words xenos: "Love Is War"
Human: "Our love is like . . . God."
Xeno: "Welcoming, merciful and forgiving?"
Human: "Hmm. Make that like an Old Testament God."
That's... That's three words.
Oh, love me, mister!
Oh, mister!
Can you make me believe this is not a dream?
Hey, mister!
Come on, mister!
Is it sad that my heart's beating frantically?
Just my feelings alone make me lose my breath
Then you give me that look, and I'm over the edge
You and I, my, we play quite a dangerous game
Love is war!
Love is war!
Love is war!
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
u dont say.. 😂😭💀
Funny, Aliens WOULD probably think that hunting Pirates is something that is to be taken lightly.
But not for us.
America even created it´s navy for the exclusive purpose of hunting Pirates.
If you´d let humans do as they please, they´d be hunting Pirates with Capital Ships, doesn´t matter the Era.
Ok, the second story was just adorable ~
LOL 😂, humans aren't a merchant race. We're a war race that learned how to apply it to selling.
A concept from the MMO "EVE Online" that people should learn, "Market PvP"
Story 1:
I will run,
They will hunt me in vain
I will hide
They'll be searching
I'll regroup
feign retreat they'll pursue
Coup de grâce
I will win but never fight
"Its the Art of War!"
@@spyro563
^Epic music continiues^
"That’s the Art of War!"
When you meet a fellow member of the Panzer battalion.
"The Norwegian Panzer battalion reporting in, Sir!"
@@Thule21 Romanian "Black Knights" Tank Battalion.
@@Thule21 lol,i love how every coarner of the internet has heard atleast a couple of sabaton songs
For the Algorithm11!
Story 2. Rule 34 engaged.
Story 1: "When you get to h*ll tell em viper sent you, dodge this!" 😈
#2 made me smiling and giggly lot
alright defend this area easy enough
they sure are giving us ample time to set up fortifications...
really this is the offensive
ok bag it counter offensive
you all suck! you think this a game? this is WAR.
Ain't got no chill.
@@ethanmeatzie6179 we don't play war. we either do war, or we don't.
But we didn't even get to bring out the new mini guns.
Yeah we did, our aircraft brought the *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
ha ha a10 go *BRRŔRRRRRRRRRRRRŘRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
That second story is adorable!
Cpt. Jack Harkness "So many Aliens, so little time".
In case y'all didn't know, Dethklok is a band from the show/movies of Metalocaplyse.
Little enlargements but I heard little virgins FOFO
For the Algorithm.
#1 surprised me, but made smile in the end
2nd story: xeno-compatibility on
For the ALGORITHM!!!
in accordance to the first one, brutal.
Ok these were both funny XD
Thanks for the narrations!
For the algorithm!
That first story was fun!
Where can I find the image for the thumbnail? I couldn't find it linked or credited anywhere in the description.
#1😂,#2😊,🐿👍
F.T.A !
On second story She so cute...🤭🤭🤭
😀
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Story 2 was so god dam adorable
For the algorithm
Good choices this time.
neat
The second story was absolutely endearing.
yeah, always endearing to know someone is about to fuck a bird. lol.
It was so cute and endearing but we both know the kind of dude that would bang a bird alien is the same creepy dude that you see getting arrested for jumping the fences and fucking the ostriches or donkeys or goats. lol
@@alexistaylor969 Sigh,, didn't think about it like that...
@@jesseamaya4413 yeah I am sorry, I didn't either until I read your comment....and well sometimes people just share, or in this case overshare their inside words.
My bad.
Sorry, one fifth the size? The xenos were screwed from the start, don't they know you need ten-to-one odds, minimum, to defeat an entrenched defender?
It sounded like they didn't know about "digging in".
old rule of thumb is three to one
Baptized in fire, forty to one. Spirit of Spartans, Death and Glory! Soldiers of Terra, second to non! Wrath of the Xenos brought to a hoooooold!
@@ianhogben3472 three to one is the rule for an unentrenched defender, it's ten to one if they're entrenched.
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 thank you
Wow so early