You know I was realy expecting that last one to end in a mass effect reference. One of the idle chatters you can run accross is a sargent instructing his gunnery crew about what happens if you miss with a rail gun in space. Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in the universe.
"The shot was fired from half way across the galaxy." How can you tell? At 1.5 BILLION years old, the leviathan's corpse (and pretty much every other star in the galaxy) would have completed many MANY galactic orbits by then. For example, Sol completes one galactic orbit every 230 million Earth years, and will complete 6.5 such orbits in a 1.5 billion year time frame. A much more logical explanation would be that the shots were fired from ships from much closer up.
You know the end , you can find the beginning . All you have to do is follow it back. There can be only one position , that will produce this exact trajectory. Galactic revolutions can be taken into account , if relevant, i don't think so. The shot was intra galactic, not exo galactic.
@@peterwalls-qf7ii I think there is also a possibility that the Leviathan was heading towards Human space, and it's destruction and the formation of the 'warp node' caused it's corpse to remain fixed in place while the planets or moons it was approaching continued on their slow migration. The story suggests that other warp nodes (within solar systems) might remain with them.
Probably not Bear Grylls since he's a total fraud, I'd go with Les Stroud or someone else who knows what they're doing and don't need to fake everything, plus they also won't get you killed with "survival tips" that are purely for dramatic effect and many times even potentially lethal in an actual survival situation.
Story 1: Sounds like an Irwin to me. Story 2: Leviathan! Cresting the waves, leading us all to the grave. Leviathan! Slaying all foes, who dare to oppose Tearing bodies limb from limb Eviscerating on a whim
And the sequel-story song's reply: We sail, oathbound, on a quest for vengeful slaughter! We sail to the halls of doom with a black flag raised to the sky!
i like the leviathan one the best. it reminds me of how we used to mark our artilery shells with badass animal motives and phrases like this. welldone. this alsi reminds me of draks mentality, :V die spaceship! i can just picture the ancient soldier shouting as he fires the cannon die space dragon!
Yes, gluttony could be quite quite dangerous if you go and snuffle the wrong thing. especially if a shit load of heavily armed and psychotic primates, just happen to like it or live on it. A word to the wise never eat out of a monsters dish even if your a monster yourself.
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah, some of us are like that. I would complain about the lack of continuation, but it's linked in the reddit story. Story 2: Humans leave a legacy. OF VIOLENCE!
Indeed, with precious few exceptions, most soldiers are taught to stay alive in battlefield conditions. Not survive raw nature. They expect to have at least some equipment and supply at their disposal, at least intermittently. And more time is spent on teaching them not to destroy the forrests they are in than to survive in them. And most other survival training is to survive long enough for retrieval (for downed pilots) or to survive and evade capture until retrieval.
I always imagined that in case of first contact we should send to the alien the recording of the adventures of Bear Grylls... exploring the most dangerous places and eating insects, scorpios, snaked and other poisonous creatures... Justas a warning...
@@maurizioginanneschi9402 incase with that in alien world we should send scientists survivalists and military Elites thats how we will or that expedition group will act
Depends on the military and specialization. My country has a special 'mountain hunter' unit that's trained to survive with virtually no equipment in the wilderness, at high altitude. Part of their training requires them to survive for a week alone in the mountains, with temperatures potentially dipping below -20, with no human contact and their rations mainly consist of... a sort of mix between jerky and fat. If I'm not mistaken, when dropped off they are told of a shack that serves as both shelter and their pickup point, but it's kilometers away from the start and the thing was built half a century ago; no modern amenities exist there - hence they must forage for firewood and food themselves or get by with what rations they were able to carry from the start of the test. That said, this was during the 90s, so perhaps the test has changed somewhat (maybe they renovated that old shack), but I doubt it.
@@johncochran8497 also depends on how long it takes for the wildlife to adapt to his presence and for him to adapt to them adapting to him….god I can imagine that taking more than 20 years 😂
rather enjoyed the first story and can imagine the survivalist last name was irwin. i would enjoy hearing more loved the 2nd story, especially the ending thanks for the narration
#1) Enter Interstellar Crocodile Dundee. #2) So, one of the Voyager probe collided with the Leviatan... Obviously travelling at a much higher velocity than it's going now. How many accidental sling shot did it got ?
Hey does everyone know the name of the episode where the goddess of plenty doesn't bless humanity when they get to the galactic scale neither does the war gods which is good because it means we're not psychos. The galactic beings are like ok so we should go to war with them for fun and Lady Luck tells them if they do they'll be fucked?
@@yellabeezy669 Oh My God it is the one I was looking for THANK YOU!!! I have watched and like so many of these videos I was impossible to find in my favorites. I'm planning to set up a playlist for my absolute favorite videos. I mean all of these are fantastic but sometimes I just want a Pacific story.
'Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic.' 'Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.' And for the Freefall fans, the Florence corollary... 'Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who can't understand it.'
Surgery is tomorrow , will let everyone know how it goes.
May your surgeons have steady hands, and the recovery a smooth experience.
Good luck, and make sure you take enough time to properly recover
gl and may you bard skills survive
Good luck! And may the surgeons be less squirrely with your insides than the nanites!
Goodluck man, hope it goes well
That leviathan must have eaten the wrong planet.
Story 1: Steve?
Story 2: You'd think they'd've learned after what happened to the Reapers...
You know I was realy expecting that last one to end in a mass effect reference. One of the idle chatters you can run accross is a sargent instructing his gunnery crew about what happens if you miss with a rail gun in space. Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in the universe.
"The shot was fired from half way across the galaxy." How can you tell? At 1.5 BILLION years old, the leviathan's corpse (and pretty much every other star in the galaxy) would have completed many MANY galactic orbits by then. For example, Sol completes one galactic orbit every 230 million Earth years, and will complete 6.5 such orbits in a 1.5 billion year time frame.
A much more logical explanation would be that the shots were fired from ships from much closer up.
You know the end , you can find the beginning . All you have to do is follow it back.
There can be only one position , that will produce this exact trajectory. Galactic revolutions can be taken into account , if relevant, i don't think so. The shot was intra galactic, not exo galactic.
Thats not including the fact that at that range we wouldn’t see what it actually looks like at the time of firing due to the speed of light cap
@@peterwalls-qf7ii I think there is also a possibility that the Leviathan was heading towards Human space, and it's destruction and the formation of the 'warp node' caused it's corpse to remain fixed in place while the planets or moons it was approaching continued on their slow migration. The story suggests that other warp nodes (within solar systems) might remain with them.
Are you actually attempting to hold HFY stories to scientific accuracy?
Any sufficiently powerful computer could calculate that trajectory with enough data.
Story one. I have money that the survivalist is the descendant of Bear Grylls and Steve Irwin
No doubt. I had both of them in mind
I have doubts...I'm thinking 'Ray Mears'...who could give you a full meal while the others were trying to beat nature into submission 🙂
Probably not Bear Grylls since he's a total fraud, I'd go with Les Stroud or someone else who knows what they're doing and don't need to fake everything, plus they also won't get you killed with "survival tips" that are purely for dramatic effect and many times even potentially lethal in an actual survival situation.
"Would you look at this rippa"
Story 1: Sounds like an Irwin to me.
Story 2: Leviathan! Cresting the waves, leading us all to the grave.
Leviathan! Slaying all foes, who dare to oppose
Tearing bodies limb from limb
Eviscerating on a whim
And the sequel-story song's reply:
We sail, oathbound, on a quest for vengeful slaughter!
We sail to the halls of doom with a black flag raised to the sky!
Has to be an Irwin.
I was thinking LeStroud
Story 1, I was thinking Irwin or Bear Grylls.
i like the leviathan one the best. it reminds me of how we used to mark our artilery shells with badass animal motives and phrases like this. welldone. this alsi reminds me of draks mentality, :V die spaceship! i can just picture the ancient soldier shouting as he fires the cannon die space dragon!
Wishing best for surgery, Agro!
We shall all await your return.
the 2nd story: I think the leviathan ate the wrong planet and every human was like "a gun is needed for this bullshitery"
Yes, gluttony could be quite quite dangerous if you go and snuffle the wrong thing. especially if a shit load of heavily armed and psychotic primates, just happen to like it or live on it. A word to the wise never eat out of a monsters dish even if your a monster yourself.
Sir I must correct you;
Every human looked around at their availabile guns and said "yeahhh.... going to need something a little bigger"
@blood angel nah we prolly made somthing bigger but it lacked in range
so we reluctantly used the smaller caliber for the sake of accuracy
@@Blood.Angel.big fuck off abomination: *exists menacingly*
Humanity: *eyes fancy boom rock supply* “looks like we’ll need a bigger rock for this one”
@@karenbaldwin2867 I was gonna suggest the Leviathan ate a warp node, and then Humanity said 'Hey! That was ours!'
Story 2, I thought that the message would say, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty. . ."
Best of luck on your surgery dude! Hope to hear from you again soon!
I'm glad I was alone while listening to these stories...I burst out laughing at the last line of Leviathan story and I would have to explain myself
It was obviously a very angry human 😂
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: Yeah, some of us are like that. I would complain about the lack of continuation, but it's linked in the reddit story.
Story 2: Humans leave a legacy. OF VIOLENCE!
I'm in the library rn, for free WiFi, and the video is coming out exactly when the library closes
Someone pissed off a human. Bad Ju -Ju man. bad Ju-Ju.
Humans soilders don't survive they are trained so the Nature can survive them
Survivalists are survivalists they do this for enjoy
Indeed, with precious few exceptions, most soldiers are taught to stay alive in battlefield conditions. Not survive raw nature. They expect to have at least some equipment and supply at their disposal, at least intermittently. And more time is spent on teaching them not to destroy the forrests they are in than to survive in them. And most other survival training is to survive long enough for retrieval (for downed pilots) or to survive and evade capture until retrieval.
I always imagined that in case of first contact we should send to the alien the recording of the adventures of Bear Grylls... exploring the most dangerous places and eating insects, scorpios, snaked and other poisonous creatures...
Justas a warning...
@@maurizioginanneschi9402 incase with that in alien world we should send scientists survivalists and military Elites thats how we will or that expedition group will act
Depends on the military and specialization. My country has a special 'mountain hunter' unit that's trained to survive with virtually no equipment in the wilderness, at high altitude. Part of their training requires them to survive for a week alone in the mountains, with temperatures potentially dipping below -20, with no human contact and their rations mainly consist of... a sort of mix between jerky and fat.
If I'm not mistaken, when dropped off they are told of a shack that serves as both shelter and their pickup point, but it's kilometers away from the start and the thing was built half a century ago; no modern amenities exist there - hence they must forage for firewood and food themselves or get by with what rations they were able to carry from the start of the test.
That said, this was during the 90s, so perhaps the test has changed somewhat (maybe they renovated that old shack), but I doubt it.
Did the survivalist leave afterward or what? I want/need to know!
Eventually. The only variable is how long it takes for him to become bored.
@@johncochran8497 also depends on how long it takes for the wildlife to adapt to his presence and for him to adapt to them adapting to him….god I can imagine that taking more than 20 years 😂
Should have read "The Pequod sends her regards"
The first one, I was expecting it would be revealed he was a descendant of Bear Grylls or Steve Irwin. Would have made for a great ending twist.
Tanks looking great , dude, love the variety
rather enjoyed the first story and can imagine the survivalist last name was irwin. i would enjoy hearing more
loved the 2nd story, especially the ending
thanks for the narration
FOR THE ALGORITHM !!!
And wishing you the Safe Surgery.
#1) Enter Interstellar Crocodile Dundee.
#2) So, one of the Voyager probe collided with the Leviatan... Obviously travelling at a much higher velocity than it's going now. How many accidental sling shot did it got ?
They sent Les Stroud in that first story...😂😂
Damn, was hoping it was the manhole cover
For the Skwerl!
Ok 2nd story gave me a chuckle.
Conclusion of Story#2: Leviathan died of indigestion.
I wish you a speedy recovery
Take care and as always thank you for the story 😅😊
Hey does everyone know the name of the episode where the goddess of plenty doesn't bless humanity when they get to the galactic scale neither does the war gods which is good because it means we're not psychos. The galactic beings are like ok so we should go to war with them for fun and Lady Luck tells them if they do they'll be fucked?
Bro this was do long ago i fell like it was between EP 800 and 1200 but i might be wrong
A Welcome Party
That's the story you're looking for!
@@yellabeezy669 Oh My God it is the one I was looking for THANK YOU!!! I have watched and like so many of these videos I was impossible to find in my favorites. I'm planning to set up a playlist for my absolute favorite videos. I mean all of these are fantastic but sometimes I just want a Pacific story.
Sooo the first story is a galactic version of Steve Irwin and Bear Grylls?
Miss those old thumbnails to see some back
ROFL was it Bear or Steve 😂
Neither.A it was a hoplite.
Wait... so this race respects you if you can show you survive? Shall we just upload modern entertainment?
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
Wizard? Tech?
High enough tech is the same as magic.
To misquote Arthur C Clark.
The reverse is also true. High magic is also tech.
'Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic.' 'Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.' And for the Freefall fans, the Florence corollary... 'Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who can't understand it.'
Get well Soon 🎉
RIP Steve Irwin
RUclips notified me of this vid twice lol
Now you have to watch it twice! ... Hehehehe
I fell asleep watching this with auto replay on so I think I watched it a few more than 2 times lоl
I mean, being dead IS very boring.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
2nd across the finish line
neat
and then it ate it... kind off :3
Leviathan taste just like chicken
4th, 22 March 2023
First? First!
😆😆
Gomse
Hahahaha😂😂