The Biggest Failure of Our Childhood

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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Atariese
    @Atariese 4 года назад +2622

    I think people really underestimate what pizza is to a young person.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад +156

      And goddamn laser tag.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 4 года назад +121

      A similar scenario happened to me when I was 36, I volunteered for a haunted house and all the pizza was gone by the time they released me (late) from my position. Still pissed off.

    • @MarimbaAli
      @MarimbaAli 4 года назад +42

      I haven’t gotten into the video yet so I don’t understand the context of this comment, but I agree with you.

    • @ugh_dad
      @ugh_dad 4 года назад +36

      yeah pizza is extremely persuasive...for a young person...

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 4 года назад +5

      Yo Joshua, I feel for you man

  • @ohmybillnye
    @ohmybillnye 4 года назад +1696

    I've never seen a DARE shirt worn unironically.

    • @luvcherry
      @luvcherry 4 года назад +111

      i actually still wear the one they gave me in 5th grade as pjs lmaoooo

    • @garrettnile6742
      @garrettnile6742 4 года назад +6

      You got some weird friend my guy

    • @claytonjohnson846
      @claytonjohnson846 4 года назад +96

      I have seen many people smoking marijuana and wearing dare shirts

    • @TesKal41
      @TesKal41 4 года назад

      Only when j have nothing to where

    • @xobatty
      @xobatty 4 года назад +36

      my friend wears hers to school when she’s going to do drugs later

  • @fex6365
    @fex6365 3 года назад +3452

    I think the green screen man was trying to tell us, “ Don’t do weed. Do acid”

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 года назад +106

      "Who knows? Maybe I'll look like a normal person!"

    • @illegaljumbo8587
      @illegaljumbo8587 3 года назад +57

      i think the green screen man was A acid trip

    • @twangerrrrrr
      @twangerrrrrr 3 года назад +3

      😂🤣

    • @lordphatquaad8133
      @lordphatquaad8133 3 года назад +8

      Nah, salvia

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 года назад +46

      @@illegaljumbo8587 he was the energy source for acid. Every time you take acid, a bit of him dies.
      Don’t do drugs, or drug man will die.

  • @williehornung
    @williehornung Год назад +3145

    my most vivid memory from D.A.R.E. is me writing a strongly worded letter in the packet that we had to fill out, because part of the packet was about “hanging out with the right crowd” and it said that kids whose parents were incarcerated were likely to be incarcerated themselves and not to hang out with them. my dad was incarcerated, and i did not take kindly to being told that i was basically destined to go to prison and unworthy of friendship. 😐

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Год назад +238

      Holy shit, man! That's awful.
      To address the edit to this comment: I don't know how RUclips screwed up and put my "😂😂😂" comment here, but this is NOT the comment I was replying to.

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 Год назад +6

      Tough kid

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Год назад +203

      That’s so disgusting… You shouldn’t judge a child based on their parents

    • @dirtyprancing5930
      @dirtyprancing5930 Год назад +272

      Ironically, the isolation is a high risk factor. So... Good work, dare! It's true bc you made it true

    • @protoyeen
      @protoyeen Год назад

      Bruh that's fucking awful

  • @rachaelf5729
    @rachaelf5729 4 года назад +15505

    There is an ad in new Zealand about smoking where a guy smokes for years and then his dog gets lung cancer from the second hand smoke and has to be put down and that is the most affective anti smoking campaign I’ve ever seen

    • @kaiathompson4043
      @kaiathompson4043 4 года назад +1199

      that shit scared me into never being near dogs lmao

    • @itsianman
      @itsianman 4 года назад +751

      shit man i gotta quit smoking, it kills dogs! wtf people lol

    • @CAMZAB
      @CAMZAB 4 года назад +432

      Years of passive weed smoke, the only thing that can end the immortality of a dog.

    • @someonecool7316
      @someonecool7316 4 года назад +484

      Is there anything that new Zealand isn't good at?

    • @aliceool
      @aliceool 4 года назад +158

      someone cool being a global superpower

  • @Psychosteria
    @Psychosteria Год назад +1335

    At my school DARE said "kids don't huff paint and glue to get high" and half the kids in my grade were like "you can huff paint and glue to get high?" so you can imagine how that went. The art teacher had to keep all the rubber cement in a locked cabinet.

    • @iamveryo_o8957
      @iamveryo_o8957 Год назад +5

      😂

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 Год назад +43

      i remember getting a questionnaire in 4th or 5th grade about drug use
      Similar situation, that’s how i learned glue and paint can get you high

    • @ThomasSawyers
      @ThomasSawyers Год назад +35

      @@tacticallemon7518i learned that by being in an enclosed space(not really, garage with the door wide open) and using a can of spray paint. I finished up and walked outside to realize I was walking like a drunk

    • @CommonLoganist
      @CommonLoganist Год назад +2

      yoooo the words "rubber cement" just unlocked a few memories

    • @crypticshadows
      @crypticshadows Год назад +1

      @@tacticallemon7518high on brain damage 😭😭

  • @missheatmisery
    @missheatmisery 4 года назад +1906

    "Go to country style donuts and buy the dare bear" sounds like it's a drug deal in itself.

    • @bluesansball3707
      @bluesansball3707 4 года назад +79

      “Go to Country Style Donuts and buy the DARE Bear, open his head up and reach into his chest cavity, to find 4 ounces of pure, uncut, crack-cocaine”

    • @tobytoyota6936
      @tobytoyota6936 4 года назад +7

      Speaking of donuts, eddy sounds like james from donut media

    • @prod.byjake8118
      @prod.byjake8118 4 года назад +1

      @@tobytoyota6936 aye thats wassup 😂 ol Pumphrey I can kinda hear it

    • @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx
      @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx 4 года назад +7

      Oh yea lemme get a pound of that dare bear

  • @ladyvi8483
    @ladyvi8483 Год назад +1295

    It’s the rat park theory. When rats were given things to do-not just basic needs like food and water but games, special little treats, companionship, etc-they turned down the drugs. Sometimes they tried them, but the other stuff was more rewarding than the drugs.
    The rats alone in a bare cage with nothing but the bare necessities to keep them living did the drugs.
    So actually giving the kids more pizza to keep them off drugs isn’t far off.

    • @Rosaelynn45
      @Rosaelynn45 Год назад +30

      I like how you think.

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne 10 месяцев назад

      That study has been widely debunked

    • @flamingfoxx
      @flamingfoxx 9 месяцев назад +60

      ​@@driverjayneHas it though? The majority of heavy drug users are in situations where for whatever reason they aren't getting the fulfillment they need. Drugs trigger the hormones that you produce when you are happy, excited, calm, depending on what drug. The main reason people seek out something that will trigger those hormones is when they have difficulty producing them naturally

    • @delphinium1989
      @delphinium1989 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@driverjaynesource?

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne 9 месяцев назад +3

      @dtgnimbus4575 the "criticisms" section of the Wikipedia article, for a start. Plus like five seconds of googling. 🙄

  • @newtpollution
    @newtpollution 2 года назад +5239

    My favorite DARE related memory is that in the five years between my brother taking DARE and me taking DARE, they had to replace the officer who ran the program because the original officer was arrested for selling drugs to kids.

    • @alecbormia4523
      @alecbormia4523 2 года назад +357

      That is a fantastic level of irony I love it.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 2 года назад +92

      Oh, the irony.

    • @37Kilo2
      @37Kilo2 2 года назад +244

      So he was using the DARE program for networking. Smart thinking.

    • @ellazenzen8735
      @ellazenzen8735 2 года назад +217

      I remember when my dad told me to ignore everything they told me about weed in DARE because it was “paranoid bullshit”. He told me to worry more about painkillers and cocaine. They didn’t tell us about cocaine so I had to ask dad what cocaine was.

    • @mari98_
      @mari98_ 2 года назад +15

      yeah sounds very on brands 🐽

  • @danijelseep7167
    @danijelseep7167 5 лет назад +2099

    DARE came to my school once. I started sobbing loudly because they said “anybody who smokes dies.” My parents were smokers, so 7 year old me was pretty upset about police officers telling me my parents were going to die. A teacher had to pull me aside and had to tell me that my parents were most likely not going to die anytime soon because I would not stop crying

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 4 года назад +111

      Are they dead yet?

    • @spencerm5913
      @spencerm5913 4 года назад +65

      Well? Are your parents kill?

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 4 года назад +11

      @hXcFreethinker I meant from the smoking,

    • @newbiegamelover4767
      @newbiegamelover4767 4 года назад +53

      Well, that's a bit counterintuitive. Now you've got mixed messages!

    • @laurenmaxwell6954
      @laurenmaxwell6954 4 года назад +36

      The same thing happened to me. Maybe thats part pf whats wrong with our generation. Outside people coming in saying our source of life would be gone because of a cig.

  • @ObamaToyreviews
    @ObamaToyreviews 4 года назад +15593

    Literally a D.A.R.E instructor yelled at us to not do drugs very violently and 5 months later he died of a drug overdose

    • @Spamlum
      @Spamlum 4 года назад +712

      How ironic...

    • @vladvalo
      @vladvalo 4 года назад +2666

      Damn. Maybe he was yelling becuase he knew he was hooked (herion/meth) and deep down when he looked into all your little shiney eyes he probably really felt his additction deep in his gut. Probably felt the need to yell as if it would work and keep you guys away from that shit. Trippy

    • @longsleevedream9228
      @longsleevedream9228 4 года назад +434

      Poetic, isn’t it

    • @narf-narf
      @narf-narf 4 года назад +67

      @@longsleevedream9228 You stole my line!

    • @longsleevedream9228
      @longsleevedream9228 4 года назад +42

      Narf Narf 🤫🤫

  • @igtut1
    @igtut1 Год назад +553

    They had us all convinced that it would be so hard to reject drugs, like our friends were going to pin us down and shove the joints into our mouths. In reality, this was the conversation: "You want a hit?" "Nah, no thanks." "Okay."

    • @cmmbp1076
      @cmmbp1076 11 месяцев назад +8

      EXACTLY LIKE

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 9 месяцев назад +107

      Honestly, I’ve felt like more people have pressured me to drink as an adult than anyone ever made me feel pressured to do drugs as a teen.

    • @meredithmitchell8921
      @meredithmitchell8921 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@tegantalks9612literally, same

    • @destroyerofeps2714
      @destroyerofeps2714 7 месяцев назад +41

      nobody's gonna share their fucking stash with you if you don't want it, shits expensive.

    • @breauseph
      @breauseph 5 месяцев назад +8

      I got more pressure from my friends to sell them my prescription drugs that I had to get from the nurse's office than I got to take drugs.

  • @DLaur20
    @DLaur20 4 года назад +5088

    Me before DARE: “Weed is what my dad pulls in the yard!”
    Me after DARE: *knows all slang terms, average price, immediate effects, side effects, and history of all drugs*

    • @itsianman
      @itsianman 4 года назад +425

      yup, it was a drug education class pure and simple.

    • @notinfocus9182
      @notinfocus9182 4 года назад +408

      When I did dare they literally told me how to take drugs and what they all did and what areas have them

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +193

      Oh yes, real drug education, like how weed kills brain cells and makes you want crack somehow, or how cocaine makes you an addict from snorting it one time.

    • @windowsxpbackground8762
      @windowsxpbackground8762 4 года назад +28

      Only seeing the D and E

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +60

      @ebony b I would assume, but I still haven't seen any proof of that either. That said, probably a bad idea for kids to smoke anything.

  • @grustybones7736
    @grustybones7736 4 года назад +7818

    Ngl i was so sheltered as a kid that the way i learned that drugs *existed* was through DARE.

    • @nova.r.
      @nova.r. 4 года назад +247

      oh shit same lmfaoo

    • @thecalzone9651
      @thecalzone9651 4 года назад +85

      Same 😔😔

    • @salterplus9205
      @salterplus9205 4 года назад +125

      I knew what drugs were by 4 because I watched a lot of cool shows sorry I meant cop

    • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
      @lavasharkandboygirl9716 4 года назад +169

      Same here, I also decided to try drugs because I became curious because of it

    • @feedbacking6306
      @feedbacking6306 4 года назад +7

      Same

  • @ellieosteen
    @ellieosteen 3 года назад +1091

    We didn’t have Dare. We had this thing called “Dude, Be Nice” and it was an anti bullying thing. The students literally made fun of it so much that they stopped making us do it after the first semester

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 года назад +74

      dude stop being so mean be nice.

    • @spencerdanley9195
      @spencerdanley9195 3 года назад +238

      They bullied the anti bullying program out of existance.

    • @ConspiciousAction
      @ConspiciousAction 3 года назад +31

      @@emrahalien2972 bullying rates drop to 0%

    • @skyleejeffrey6507
      @skyleejeffrey6507 3 года назад +14

      I loved that program 🥺maybe it’s cuz I was bullied so much

    • @professorquinsonsnib
      @professorquinsonsnib 3 года назад +7

      i had that too!! i actually remember it being pretty okay, but yeah it was gone after one school year

  • @Felinius
    @Felinius Год назад +298

    I had the best anti-drug talk from my parents. “If you manage to get ahold of anything, we’ll do them with you”. Everything is lame as a teenager, when you parents want to do it with you.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 9 месяцев назад +6

      That would have worked.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 9 месяцев назад +50

      My husband plans on confiscating my children’s pot (if they smoke) and getting them to roll joints then smoking with them and critiquing them on their rolling skills and their weed choices.

    • @meredithmitchell8921
      @meredithmitchell8921 9 месяцев назад +56

      @@tegantalks9612DAMN! The double whammy of not only “parents wanting to do it with you making it instantly uncool” but also the “your lame parents are better at this than you.” Lmao

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 9 месяцев назад

      @@meredithmitchell8921 his friend’s dad did it to his friend 20 years ago and he’s been looking forward to the day he could do it with his own children ever since because he thought it was hilarious.

    • @Dhrrhee3e11a76
      @Dhrrhee3e11a76 8 месяцев назад

      You just reminded me of the time the Winona Ryder lookalike stripper I twice slept with smoked weed with my mom, jfc where's the memory bleach

  • @alyssajade6802
    @alyssajade6802 4 года назад +1316

    the “don’t do drugs / don’t join gangs” song in the intermission bits has the same energy as the dobre brothers’ “stop that” song

    • @hauntedteethcupboard
      @hauntedteethcupboard 4 года назад +1

      alyssa jade yes!

    • @elanamitchell9413
      @elanamitchell9413 4 года назад +40

      Yeah, but, unlike the spawn of satan, “stop that”, this song slaps so hard and it’s got a production value like you’ve never SEEN, MY GUY

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 4 года назад +4

      Stop it
      No
      I don't like it

    • @ronalddirk4161
      @ronalddirk4161 4 года назад +13

      It whas honestly kinda catchy

    • @ronalddirk4161
      @ronalddirk4161 4 года назад +5

      And now its stuck in my head

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 3 года назад +2271

    DARE had kids thinking that every time they walked down the street people would be offering them drugs left and right like it was candy

    • @Akiraspin
      @Akiraspin 3 года назад +46

      Well if you lived in SanFran or Detroit that was actually how it was in the 80's lmfao.

    • @bladewolf39
      @bladewolf39 3 года назад +63

      That always confused me. You gotta be a real dumbass to just give away weed to kids of all people, that shits not cheap 🤣

    • @T0xXx1k
      @T0xXx1k 3 года назад +39

      I know for a fact this isn't true. I have tried and it never works. Also when I finally do find someone on a street corner the drugs are never as awesome as they promised. 😿
      🧡🦇

    • @strangeloveesq
      @strangeloveesq 3 года назад +76

      DARE made me think that my entire future would be filled with people offering me FREE drugs and I've lived in a perpetual state of disappointment since then.

    • @jackd6881
      @jackd6881 2 года назад +23

      In my 30 years on this planet i've never met some rando come out of the ether to offer me free drugs.

  • @Aigsup
    @Aigsup 4 года назад +8749

    Remember kids if someone offers you drugs say, “Thank you” because drugs are expensive

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 4 года назад +221

      I do that with weed. I refuse any other drug.
      But I have the money, it's a bit different.

    • @StrayMedicine
      @StrayMedicine 4 года назад +12

      @@Poodleinacan lol

    • @sincerityiscary
      @sincerityiscary 4 года назад +147

      also maybe dont do that bc almost everything now a days is laced with fentanyl :D

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +99

      @@sincerityiscary yeah, all the weed has those nasty things in them now. That needs to be the narrative now that people don't buy the idea that it kills brain cells anymore.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +24

      Hell yeah! One god damn oxy 30mg pill cost almost $40 now!!! Fuckin crazy!

  • @AiLoveAidoru
    @AiLoveAidoru Год назад +210

    The only thing that my local DARE program contributed to my community was inspiring the guidance councillor in my school to attempt to invent a similar program about suicide prevention and teaching kids about mental health, developmental disabilities, etc. It was REALLY good, and despite a few flaws it was very well thought out, and she was able to get other schools and psychologists in the region on board. Unfortunately, though it ended up ultimately failing because she couldn’t get any funding to produce programming materials for use in other parts of the province. :(

    • @nomiedezdez9256
      @nomiedezdez9256 9 месяцев назад +6

      I wish we had something like that at my school, that would have really helped. Seems like your guidance counsellor truly cared about kid’s wellbeing

    • @dangerousflyer4485
      @dangerousflyer4485 29 дней назад

      That is fuckin awesome!!, sucks it didn't work but perhaps others will have the same idea

  • @griffhay1
    @griffhay1 5 лет назад +1135

    You CANNOT convince me that green-screen monster man wasn't invented by someone high out of their mind

  • @Gorslax
    @Gorslax 4 года назад +516

    “Wanna feel good?”
    *pulls out fruit by the foot*
    20 year old me: ”god do i.”

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 4 года назад +8

      That was the shit

    • @garfeilt
      @garfeilt 4 года назад +10

      i now have the image of someone smoking a fat joint just with the paper being replaced with fruit by the foot

    • @the_one_titan3381
      @the_one_titan3381 4 года назад +3

      Hell yeah fruit by the foot!

  • @Ailrent
    @Ailrent 5 лет назад +5695

    I once saw a guy smoking pot... while wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt.
    That just tells you something

    • @jinxthedestroyr2405
      @jinxthedestroyr2405 5 лет назад +635

      if you see any 20 something wearing a dare shirt out in the wild, theyre DEFINITELY high
      source: a 20 something that owns a dare shirt

    • @diskeyes
      @diskeyes 5 лет назад +40

      Jinx The Destroyr BIG facts bro 😂😂

    • @wildworld6641
      @wildworld6641 5 лет назад +143

      I prefer to smoke in my D.A.R.E. shirt.

    • @nateryans6758
      @nateryans6758 5 лет назад +132

      One of my favorite stoner friends is so proud of his DARE shirt, which he loves to wear to parties.

    • @GeneralHux-001
      @GeneralHux-001 5 лет назад +59

      we really live in a society

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 Год назад +142

    I love how the “nonsense” conversation was actually just a normal boring conversation about her painting her room but they just pretended to sound high when they said it so it would sound dumb

  • @gimmboi7408
    @gimmboi7408 4 года назад +763

    sorry dude i can’t do drugs i signed the contract that said i’d say no to drugs

  • @theless-than-midcast6788
    @theless-than-midcast6788 3 года назад +1275

    dude when a cop came to my school, they were like “yeah, being tazed hurts, and doing drugs messes up your brain, and being arrested sucks” then proceeded to explain that when she was a prison gaurd, the prisoners were actually pretty cool, and most respected the rules of the prison and some were actually really nice, and she literally said one of her favorite people ever was a prisoner arrested for drugs. like, wtf man.

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 2 года назад +221

      Drug users are usually the least violate prisoners. They're there because a system that should help them punishes them

    • @garfaaldo
      @garfaaldo 2 года назад +128

      I’m a 25 year old heroin addict. My older brothers used drugs, my mum is an alcoholic, had a nice mix of trauma and fights and experiences that fueled my mental health problems and led to tons of more drug use.
      And lemme just say, of the dozens of different users I’ve met in different situations, I haven’t met one “bad” person. I met a lot of damaged and lost people who did shitty things under the influence of drugs or alcohol. But above all, we who abuse drugs are scared, underdeveloped, and simply are trying our best to get through day by day.

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu 2 года назад +36

      @@meowntown69 It isn’t just punishing overzealously. The 13th amendment specifically allows involuntary servitude for people in prison. The prison industrial complex needs minor crimes to carry jail time so they can get their supply of not technically slaves.
      There’s a lot of money in this, and that means lobbyists making sure there’s always enough prisoners to meet demand.

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 2 года назад +9

      @@Numbabu oh I know it just didn't fit well into my comment

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 2 года назад +20

      I think this is actually pretty good
      She explained legit consequences but didn't present all drug users or prisoners are heinous monsters

  • @FlezzDurjis
    @FlezzDurjis 4 года назад +402

    "hey, u guys wanna feel good?" -said no drug dealer ever

    • @zuriahwalsh143
      @zuriahwalsh143 4 года назад +21

      I fucking died when I heard that

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +17

      @@TheCoroboCorner "hey bud, I'm lonely. Wanna party?"
      Me *is this person a prostitute, a drug dealer, or offering free sex and drugs?*

    • @evilal20
      @evilal20 4 года назад +3

      @@TheCoroboCorner I just ran into a prostitute, and she just asked if I wanted to buy her premium

    • @ChimenyDust
      @ChimenyDust 4 года назад +1

      Yeah bro I got into narcotics cuz I wanted to die and live again not feel kinda good

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад

      @@evilal20 oh cmon! That one is intentionally confusing!

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Год назад +204

    As someone who gained a lifetime appreciation for reading books thanks to my school bribing me with a free full pan pizza every so often for keeping up on my reading, _you might have a point about that pizza slice._

    • @alexis_evo
      @alexis_evo 11 месяцев назад +7

      Book It was lit, I'm glad it's still around (even though Pizza Hut is kinda trash now).

  • @gabym7844
    @gabym7844 4 года назад +692

    The way my school did it is we had an assembly made from an ex heroin addict and he told us his life story(In seventh grade) . How even though drugs make you feel good then the ability to feel good starts to go away in other ways and you become addicted and sick and in horrible condition. He told us after selling drugs and doing them got him in horrible shape and almost into prison. He had gotten arrested but he went to rehab and turned his life around and now helps inform kids and make sure they don’t get into the place he did. I think it was very affective and two kids actually cried. I think they should do it a way like that in every school. They even gave out pamphlets of places to go or numbers to text or call if you or your family needs help.

    • @andrewmly9834
      @andrewmly9834 4 года назад +106

      Gabriela M. yeah, heroin will fuck you up. the mistake schools make is acting like weed is just as bad as crack

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 4 года назад +10

      Where do you live??? Wow!! I want to raise my future kids there! 😭

    • @sawyer2044
      @sawyer2044 4 года назад +8

      Imagine it was a paid actor

    • @hailbaphomet
      @hailbaphomet 4 года назад +30

      Man, all my school got was some lame ass christian rock band and the lead singer basically gave a sermon about how he killed some people while drunk driving. Then there was a table off to the side of the gym for "general emotional help" but it was just a jesus loves you become saved bullshit kinda thing. I think a couple kids cried there as well and went to the table. Crazy thing, public school too.

    • @gabym7844
      @gabym7844 4 года назад +8

      Lusty Argonian Maid I live in new jersey and I went to a public school. the guidance officer who is in charge of the assembly’s is so good but not really anything else lol. tbh the assembly’s and drama department and the art classes are the only thing good about the school unless you really love roaches like the ones in out bathroom lol

  • @dylandean1553
    @dylandean1553 2 года назад +696

    my big gripe with dare is that they gave me a card when i graduated and swore ON THE BIBLE to me that I can use it to get a free small soda from mcdonalds for the REST OF MY LIFE and those fucking CHEAP CARNIES at mcdonalds started denying my card when I was 25.
    Thats fine. I guess I'll just go do drugs now since everything is a lie.

    • @BriarPatchNyra
      @BriarPatchNyra 2 года назад +18

      This is the best thing I’ve ever read

    • @deeriggs3319
      @deeriggs3319 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂 cheap carnies took me out lmao

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 Год назад +9

      I’m just surprised it worked until you were 25

    • @sumdewd
      @sumdewd Год назад +3

      There was a McDonalds advert for a coffee cup that gave free coffee for life decades ago, saw some guy using his still afew years back… I think u got jipped bro

    • @adong1
      @adong1 Год назад

      I’m gonna do three lines just to spite the people in this guy’s story

  • @hpdekok525
    @hpdekok525 3 года назад +1110

    Bruh the officer that taught dare to us promised us a HUGE party. The “party” was literally just people in the cafeteria handing out one slice of cake per person and we had shitty lemonade too.

    • @earthariss
      @earthariss 3 года назад +43

      Cake and Lemonade, ok *now* I'm concerned... What a horrible combination

    • @RstGamingReviews
      @RstGamingReviews 2 года назад +35

      Children don't do drugs.. eat lots of cake.. cake will make you good at life.

    • @jackleeper6310
      @jackleeper6310 2 года назад +44

      sounds like that party could have used some drugs

    • @starwarsgamer388
      @starwarsgamer388 2 года назад +3

      We didn't even get a party, just some sad pseudo-graduation that took too damn long

    • @tokkafan4life
      @tokkafan4life 2 года назад +1

      Yellow Colored Water with all the Sugar Undissolved at the Bottom.

  • @joshraid1550
    @joshraid1550 Год назад +118

    8:04 that conversation is like fully coherent. She wants to paint her room, doesn’t know if some third person will like that, but that her parents are okay with it.

    • @meredithmitchell8921
      @meredithmitchell8921 9 месяцев назад +6

      Literally, that was my thought lol. It sounds like conversation I have with my friends

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 месяца назад +5

      the only things that make that conversation sound incoherent are that they dont really specify everything in their sentences, theyre mumbling/trailing off a bit, and the one guy needed to clarify "blue?" this is just a conversation i would have with my adhd besties

  • @dano3803
    @dano3803 3 года назад +961

    I remember the D.A.R.E. Program back in 5th grade in 1996. We were 100% clueless on drugs. They came in and taught us the names of all the drugs, the neighborhoods where to find the drugs and the code names to use to get the drugs from the drug dealers and they said “dOn’T dO dRuGs”

    • @ellazenzen8735
      @ellazenzen8735 2 года назад +138

      So they basically gave you all the information you needed to find and get high on drugs? What did they think they were going to accomplish with that?

    • @strangeboi7212
      @strangeboi7212 2 года назад +87

      @@ellazenzen8735 arrest the kids they taught those things to fill their quotas to keep funding coming in for programs like D.A.R.E.

    • @thirstfast1025
      @thirstfast1025 2 года назад +51

      almost.... like they were daring you....

    • @bitchface235
      @bitchface235 2 года назад +33

      @@ellazenzen8735 some cops have literally cooked meth live in a school assembly to demonstrate the dangers or some shit

    • @invadersin515
      @invadersin515 2 года назад +15

      That was the same for me and most of my classmates in 1995. Most of the kids I went through dare with do drugs, sell drugs or have died from drugs! Dare was a dumpster fire that did more harm than good in my town! And the fact you had to go to a doughnut shop to get a cop to come to your school... I just love it!

  • @windermere_peaks
    @windermere_peaks 2 года назад +602

    I have been offered drugs by a stranger exactly one time in my life. I was about twelve, at the park with a friend, when this guy who looked about twenty came up to us and said, "hey if you got five dollars I'll get y'all high as fuck." I responded, "nah man I'm good," to which he replied, "alright," and then walked away.

    • @squilliamandsons2604
      @squilliamandsons2604 Год назад +1

      Who the fuck was it, Abe Lincoln? When were drugs ever that cheap?

    • @Tech-NO-City
      @Tech-NO-City Год назад +32

      If you look like a nark no one is gonna give you free drugs.

    • @nowwepart
      @nowwepart Год назад +6

      So odd💀

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight Год назад +30

      Same. I’ve had people offer me drugs I said nah they were like ok and that was it.

    • @dimbusjenkins
      @dimbusjenkins Год назад +16

      did you get that guy's phone number

  • @mclovin7881
    @mclovin7881 4 года назад +1977

    It’s kinda weird how they constantly “DONT DO DRUGS DONT DO DRUGS JUST SAY NO!!!!!” What’s the thing that teenagers just love to do? Rebel, just teach them how to be safe

    • @maddiecampbell9192
      @maddiecampbell9192 3 года назад +226

      It’s like teaching abstinence only sex Ed. Like no teenager is going to listen to that. They just need to learn to be safe

    • @rickmanalwayss
      @rickmanalwayss 3 года назад +152

      Seriously. Like Johnny Depp told his daughter he knew she was going to be around drugs at some point, so if she ever wanted to try weed he would let her try it under his supervision so she wouldn’t try for the first time in a scenario where she could get hurt.

    • @mikakick7180
      @mikakick7180 3 года назад +83

      exactly. instead of telling us what happens if we happen to do them it's mostly just "lindsey did an acid. lindsey died. don't do drugs kids." like??? what good does that do? how did she die? what happened before she died? they don't tell us ANYTHING.

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 года назад +39

      @@mikakick7180 you can't leave us hanging like that, we have to know how Lindsey died!

    • @Char-mv3fc
      @Char-mv3fc 3 года назад +14

      @@_ikako_ she did an acid?

  • @YODA88YODA
    @YODA88YODA Год назад +66

    My DARE instructor was a police officer and also a CHILD PREDATOR. That shit was wild when we found out why he got fired

  • @s-e-e-k-i-n-g
    @s-e-e-k-i-n-g 2 года назад +778

    okay but he has a point about the pizza and the arcade games. if kids actually had places they could go locally that they could actually hang out and have fun at without losing all their money or get arrested for loitering, they might feel less like they're stuck at a point in their life where they have no control over anything.

    • @cayenne_pepper7665
      @cayenne_pepper7665 Год назад +95

      but them how would people turn a profit, will someone think of the poor capitalists

    • @cymtastique
      @cymtastique Год назад +83

      We need better infrastructure. In many cities, it's really hard to get around without a car.

    • @Icanhazacat
      @Icanhazacat Год назад +23

      So much this. All we had was a mall to hang out at and we smoked weed in the woods. 😅😅

    • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
      @gustavesoucy-breton6841 Год назад +9

      canada has these, they are called youth houses, basically, teens can go hang out there for free.

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 Год назад +17

      holy shit actual ymca moment

  • @josha2141
    @josha2141 3 года назад +551

    When the song went “don’t join gangs, now don’t you do it now” I lost it

    • @pretzelqueen6528
      @pretzelqueen6528 3 года назад +40

      they basically DAREd me

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 3 года назад +37

      But what if I formed a gang of my own?

    • @someweirdo8380
      @someweirdo8380 3 года назад +23

      @@matthew_natividad don’t you do it 🤫

    • @aidanwarren4980
      @aidanwarren4980 2 года назад +20

      Some kid in a dangerous neighborhood who’s desperate for a sense of safety, security, and identity: interesting point, don’t know why I hadn’t considered it

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 4 года назад +1231

    "Hey, wanna do drugs?"
    "No"
    "You sure man? They're fun"
    "Well I did say no.... and that's my last line of defense, didn't work... soooo... yeah sure gimme that heroin"

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper Год назад +36

    I remember going thru the DARE program in 6th grade. we had to sign a paper at the end promising we would never use drugs or alcohol. I wrote "I cannot promise I will never try drugs or alcohol in the future, but I learned some things from your classes." Sure enough age 17 comes around and I'm smoking pot, drinking beer, and doing mushrooms lol. However I can say the program definitely made me think about the consequences of drug abuse more and I never went overboard. So it wasn't a complete failure. We had guest speakers come in and talk about how they ruined their lives due to drug abuse. I don't know if DARE had such speakers nation wide, but it was certainly what impacted me the most.

  • @catlis2686
    @catlis2686 5 лет назад +567

    Gotta admit, those tHIs iS yOuR bRaIN oN DrUgS commercials were the funniest shit and great meme fodder.

    • @emmacarns8845
      @emmacarns8845 4 года назад +6

      dude i remember the above the influence commercial where they were cardboard on a couch and acted like it was terrible, but thats me high and its the best.

    • @rine6740
      @rine6740 4 года назад

      A channel called the tin can bros actually did a great skit based around it. I think you can find it if you look up 'tcb this is your brain on drugs'

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 года назад

      We used to say that commercial all the time, with other things, to make fun of it.

    • @grandmajojo5211
      @grandmajojo5211 4 года назад

      I remember the one with the girl smashing everything with a pan

  • @JamesMiller69
    @JamesMiller69 5 лет назад +3164

    D.A.R.E. basically Dared everyone to do drugs

    • @dakotacarpenter930
      @dakotacarpenter930 5 лет назад +79

      The anti anti weed initiative also had a dare program it stands for
      Drugs
      Are
      Really
      Enjoyable

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 лет назад +47

      Drugs
      Are
      Related to
      E-boys

    • @kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwdhdudu683
      @kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwdhdudu683 5 лет назад +17

      Andrew Swanson Films
      Or for the phonaesthetics
      Drugs
      Are
      Real-
      E good

    • @internetresident3894
      @internetresident3894 5 лет назад +6

      Dreams Are Really Entertaining

    • @semism
      @semism 5 лет назад +3

      So we meet again big tiddy Jane

  • @skipperino2677
    @skipperino2677 Год назад +967

    the issue with dare is that they treated the program like a haunted hayride for weed. i didn't learn anything about the opioid epidemic through dare. i never learned how to spot a drug overdose through the dare program. all i learned is "ooga booga weed will melt your brain"

    • @skipperino2677
      @skipperino2677 Год назад +57

      and i was one of those kids who never wanted to smoke the devil's lettuce but here i am a decade later and i just got my med card renewed heyo 😎😎😎

    • @xenomorpher5458
      @xenomorpher5458 Год назад +44

      So many good times smoking a bowl with my D.A.R.E Shirt on.

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 Год назад +4

      Unrelated, but am I the only one who thinks 9:10 looks too much like blackface?

    • @MintyBlueNobody
      @MintyBlueNobody Год назад +33

      the overdose point really makes me think about how ineffective dare's curriculum really was. i never had to do dare, afaik it got removed from my elementary school the year i was supposed to start doing it, and what made me decide to claim straightedge is all the secondhand experience i've had with seeing the way drugs affected other people. teaching kids how and when to administer narcan would probably do way more to teach them a lesson than making stuff up to scare them; i feel like i would've been way more likely to start experimenting with drugs and would've gotten myself into far worse things had i been taught a bunch of stupid bullshit that i realized was stupid bullshit

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Год назад

      If D.A.R.E. keeps preteens from operating heavy equipment while under the influence, then it’s successful. After the age of 12, you’re on your own, kid.

  • @kevinmencer3782
    @kevinmencer3782 Год назад +56

    "Wow, Mike's good!"
    Also Mike: pops an extremely basic O
    ollie that literally every skateboarder learns.

  • @katherinebaker5586
    @katherinebaker5586 5 лет назад +670

    one year after I graduated from dare, our dare leader was arrested for drinking and driving lmao.

    • @rinn1061
      @rinn1061 5 лет назад +10

      Dude same! Open bottle...in her cop car while on the job lmfao 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @joelbaldwin4051
      @joelbaldwin4051 5 лет назад +7

      Oh Boy Art Yeah. Hilarious given he could've killed himself or someone else by doing so.

    • @NikeTubeStudios
      @NikeTubeStudios 5 лет назад +4

      Mine got out of prison last year for fraud by stealing $10,000 through the DARE program.

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 лет назад +2

      @@NikeTubeStudios lmfao you know where that cash went

  • @bagelbite99
    @bagelbite99 3 года назад +658

    “Hey kid, wanna do some weed”
    “Nah, I got better things to do, like acid and crack, acid doesn’t come up on drug test so I won’t get caught

    • @Jim-dy4wv
      @Jim-dy4wv 3 года назад +49

      Acid most definitely shows up on a drug test.
      Source: Back in high school parents made me take a home drug test

    • @bagelbite99
      @bagelbite99 3 года назад +41

      @@Jim-dy4wv most drug test it doesn’t come up on, idk which drug test you did because for it to come up it would need to be specially made for it

    • @StuartLynx
      @StuartLynx 3 года назад +24

      If you're tripping balls you don't need a drug test, people can tell...

    • @jesuskillmyopps
      @jesuskillmyopps 3 года назад +18

      @@Jim-dy4wv no u need to tap spinal fluid to detect lsd bro, ur parents just tricked u into admittine it

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 3 года назад +27

      @@jesuskillmyopps nope. Your system just gets rid of LSD much quicker, but it can show up on a urine drug test in the first 2-4 days after use. It lasts in blood a bit longer, and traces stay in spinal fluid for months.

  • @willsondufford534
    @willsondufford534 4 года назад +1043

    I love how at 1:01 theirs just a dude and his girlfriend snorting coke on a public street bench in broad daylight

    • @kayve_2474
      @kayve_2474 4 года назад +75

      willson dufford and the girl blows it into his face so he’s still gonna get a bump 😂

    • @MaskedMammal
      @MaskedMammal 4 года назад +63

      That's what we in the public-drug-doing world call a 'power move'

    • @ccoolflamexxz4344
      @ccoolflamexxz4344 4 года назад +7

      Keenan Verpoten I would have beat her ass

    • @williamholmes6584
      @williamholmes6584 4 года назад +22

      Why couldn’t she just say no? That’s like 60 bucks she blew in his face

    • @whatthetrend8323
      @whatthetrend8323 4 года назад +5

      You’ve never been to the uk have you

  • @Jackpkmn
    @Jackpkmn Год назад +63

    I had no exposure to drugs before DARE, i literally learned everything i knew about drugs from DARE at that time. After learning that if i did drugs i would literally die, and from the stress of school and being bullied every day i did drugs so i would die. But as you might imagine i didn't die but got insanely high instead, got attacked by a giant psychedelic rainbow number 8, and passed out on the kitchen floor for a couple hours. Only to be roused by my grandmother telling me to do that in my room instead because i was in the way of cooking dinner.

    • @lyla112_
      @lyla112_ 8 месяцев назад +3

      sounds pretty rough

  • @aaronjones4416
    @aaronjones4416 5 лет назад +8607

    D.A.R.E is the reason I don’t do drugs.
    D - Drugs
    A - are
    R - really
    E - expensive

    • @coledansie9428
      @coledansie9428 5 лет назад +214

      drugs allow rare enjoyment

    • @aaronjones4416
      @aaronjones4416 5 лет назад +103

      IntrovertAdventures You got me there

    • @aaronjones4416
      @aaronjones4416 5 лет назад +30

      Cole Dansie that is very true my dude

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 5 лет назад +101

      @@introvertadventures3872 Dont Assfuck Rambunctious Exploitables

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 5 лет назад +114

      They should’ve taught us how to budget instead smh

  • @TenereAMir
    @TenereAMir 3 года назад +978

    We all used to wear our D.A.R.E. shirts while toking down because we thought it was the height of wit and humor.

    • @duncanginsberg
      @duncanginsberg 3 года назад +53

      I know this comment is old af but the fact that I literally have a smoking jacket that way I don't reek that is dare and I was toking while reading this made me happy

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 2 года назад +119

      I remember the biggest stoners in school being the ones who were the most keen on wearing their “drug-free and proud” ribbons during drug abuse prevention week, always with an ironic chuckle.

    • @mimikyurepaints2381
      @mimikyurepaints2381 2 года назад +7

      this makes me wish i still ad my dare shirt lmao

    • @tokkafan4life
      @tokkafan4life 2 года назад +2

      It still is.

    • @SaltySeaCaptain
      @SaltySeaCaptain 2 года назад +2

      You actually bought one of those shirts lol

  • @unknownhuman6226
    @unknownhuman6226 Год назад +1616

    The dare at my school compaired drugs to 9/11 “hijacking your brains like the terrorists hijacked the planes” it was not effective it was severely made fun of.

    • @peterjohnson11655
      @peterjohnson11655 Год назад +1

      during withdrawal, youll crash harder than al-Qaeda crashed those planes into the twin towers

    • @skyisreallyhigh3333
      @skyisreallyhigh3333 Год назад +21

      I remember this from my school too.

    • @allisond.46
      @allisond.46 Год назад +31

      Implying that 3,000 people will die if you do drugs?

    • @WatchVidsMakeLists
      @WatchVidsMakeLists Год назад +13

      ​@@allisond.46 3,000 brain cells maybe

    • @smugfrog8111
      @smugfrog8111 Год назад

      @@WatchVidsMakeLists DARE killed more brain cells than that through shear boredom.

  • @Eloraurora
    @Eloraurora Год назад +22

    Going through the DARE program after my mom having to advocate to keep the school from forcing me onto Ritalin in 1st grade should've felt more surreal, but at the time, it just felt redundant.
    "Drugs can alter your neurochemistry!"
    "Yeah, I know. I associate it with a horrifying loss of autonomy. But I guess I'll learn the factoids for a pencil, before braindumping them."

  • @jacksonkronland5676
    @jacksonkronland5676 5 лет назад +496

    Alternate title: Eddy rants about a bowling alley for 17 min with DARE in the background

  • @allison8076
    @allison8076 4 года назад +235

    “It’s not even weed, it’s a fruit by the foot!” I cried, that was so funny to me

    • @calebmanuel8222
      @calebmanuel8222 4 года назад +4

      Deadass had a fruit by the foot in my mouth, does this mean i did the drugs? Help

    • @angrycroissant6331
      @angrycroissant6331 4 года назад +2

      “Aw what the FUCK MIKE!

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 года назад

      The editing, everything was so perfect man

    • @kristo5478
      @kristo5478 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @will_the_krill9344
      @will_the_krill9344 4 года назад

      Honestly fruit by the foot used to be more addictive than weed.

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 5 лет назад +653

    Asking for the “D.A.R.E. Bear at Country Style Doughnuts” sounds like a code for buying drugs

    • @AfghanHippy
      @AfghanHippy 5 лет назад +37

      They've been teaching us how to buy them the whole time.
      D: Teaching
      A: Kids
      R: to buy
      E: Drugs

    • @camelcam6008
      @camelcam6008 5 лет назад +7

      Hey can I get some of that... dare bear.

    • @ryanmarks9397
      @ryanmarks9397 5 лет назад +6

      The bears had a "suprise" inside. I legit failed dare, no joke.

    • @theinternet1424
      @theinternet1424 5 лет назад +7

      "Hey! Want to give your kids some basic levels of education on a life-saving issue by people who are state employees sworn to protect and serve them anyway? Then go buy fucking doughnuts! Why, you ask? Because fucking Reagan, that's why!"

    • @libertopaeurekananarch7562
      @libertopaeurekananarch7562 5 лет назад

      Yeah!

  • @Garch-the-Great
    @Garch-the-Great Год назад +19

    After one of the big DARE assemblies, a kid in my school went up to a cop and turned in his dad for smoking weed. The kid wasn't in my class, so I never did find out what became of that, but I remember feeling really bad for his dad.

    • @MononymousM
      @MononymousM 5 месяцев назад

      Holy shit haha that's brutal

  • @Atellas
    @Atellas 3 года назад +922

    When I graduated from DARE, we didn’t get anything. We just got a pat on the back and a “congrats, you didn’t die of boredom.”

    • @sammikits8001
      @sammikits8001 3 года назад +23

      We got a price of paper and a tshirt, and everyone signed the back like they were year books.

    • @iswearimnotafurry4953
      @iswearimnotafurry4953 3 года назад +27

      I got a t shirt that I’m actually wearing right now because apparently I haven’t grown at all since 5th grade

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 3 года назад +7

      Do you remember the too cool to do drugs pencils?

    • @someweirdo8380
      @someweirdo8380 3 года назад +1

      @@iswearimnotafurry4953 I finally took down the paper they gave us for “graduating”

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 3 года назад +1

      @@iswearimnotafurry4953 lol

  • @BBQDanTheMan
    @BBQDanTheMan 4 года назад +176

    I still remember being a kid in elementary school and being taken out of recess so a police officer could talk about not doing drugs.
    All i could think about is how much i wanted to go back and play on the swings like bruh, why would they take my recess away ;(

    • @ceiromusic
      @ceiromusic 4 года назад +13

      Same, i was playing an intense game of tag with like 30 people and there was like 4 people in my class that were in the tag game and i kept looking outside and seeing all of my friends in other classes play tag and i was :((((

  • @ZombieByte
    @ZombieByte 4 года назад +174

    i lived in a different universe where the dude doing sick skateboard tricks is also the one selling drugs

    • @bzleo2003
      @bzleo2003 4 года назад +19

      I was waiting for him to sell them the drugs... but no... somehow there is this 12 year old drug dealer who is cool with skater guy tossing her drugs away...

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 Год назад +17

    I grew up during dare, everyone thought it was the lamest crap lol I only have fond memories of Scruff Mcgruff because after their presentations, they sent us all home with thick coupon books that had coupons like entire free meals or ice cream at restaurants, no purchase needed. As a poor kid, I always looked forward to them.

  • @Reese-
    @Reese- 5 лет назад +520

    You know a video is gonna be a banger when the classic floral shirt is on.

    • @jbomb7867
      @jbomb7867 5 лет назад +2

      Is he pulling a Fantano on us?

  • @donjohnson5424
    @donjohnson5424 5 лет назад +669

    I've got a really cool 90's neon D.A.R.E fanny pack. All I use it for is to carry my drugs.

  • @ME-tu9tw
    @ME-tu9tw 4 года назад +266

    An alnighter at a bowling alley seems like the perfect place to do drugs lol

  • @mr.zeforume
    @mr.zeforume Год назад +21

    Dare was great: taught kids where to get drugs, how they were used, why they were used, what they did, potential side effects, how to identify drug abusers(who will give u drugs). What a stellar idea.

  • @cms3816
    @cms3816 5 лет назад +621

    5:42
    “man, mike’s good”
    *mike does the most basic trick imaginable*

    • @josephharkness7957
      @josephharkness7957 5 лет назад +105

      Don't disrespect mike

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 5 лет назад +67

      @Joseph Harkness you’re right i didn’t know what i was thinking

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 5 лет назад +37

      Imagine how bad he'd be if he smoked that marijuana. Good thing he said no!

    • @zombietroublez1571
      @zombietroublez1571 5 лет назад +5

      It’s better that he’s maul grabbing then smoking weed

    • @TrackHustlersENT
      @TrackHustlersENT 4 года назад +1

      Avery Joyner damn I just saw these comments haha thats cool as shit dude. Its hard not to come off as kind of a cornball in any type of psa bc thats the whole vibe that gets put off in them. Idk if its on purpose or bc the people that do the PSAs are just a bunch of fuckin weirdos. But your dad didnt come across bad at all tho. He still seemed like a pretty cool guy

  • @annabanana1680
    @annabanana1680 5 лет назад +5914

    D.A.R.E. was very misleading. People don’t just offer up free drugs 🤷🏻‍♀️ I was very disappointed as I grew up and no one offered me free pot

    • @madison3514
      @madison3514 5 лет назад +49

      Anna Belke dude ikr 😂😂

    • @bunni2583
      @bunni2583 5 лет назад +294

      @Real Donald Trump "Female"

    • @jonathanwilliams2320
      @jonathanwilliams2320 5 лет назад +226

      Ironically, it's the good friends who actually offer you free pot growing up.

    • @coledansie9428
      @coledansie9428 5 лет назад +41

      yeah, i don't think i've ever paid for weed, although I usally brought the booze

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 5 лет назад +18

      Your friends are lame

  • @lynnkayee1015
    @lynnkayee1015 Год назад +1453

    I was on hefty amounts of painkillers throughout my childhood due to a disability that required annual surgieries, bodycasts and the painful physical therapy that followed them. My sisters school had a DARE program and she asked if painkillers count as drugs. These idiots confirmed but didn't think to specify it was okay if prescribed so she came home and told my mom they HAD to get rid of my drugs. Poor kid said I would ruin my life and get in trouble and was mad at mom for letting this happen. Lmao. My mom tried to clear it up for her. Mom explained I would be in too much pain to function without them so doctors, and in extension police, give an exception with this kind. So she went to school and told the whole class that her little sister does drugs but it was okay and it wouldn't get me in trouble. 😭😭

    • @StainsStainsStains
      @StainsStainsStains Год назад +58

      Sell them all a pill they’ll see it’s all good

    • @bethswiftie
      @bethswiftie Год назад +52

      She had the right idea 🥺🥺 that's so cute and I can guarantee my nine year old brother does the same about my Ritalin prescription to his friends 💀💀

    • @sisaroom
      @sisaroom Год назад +50

      i went through a similar thing to your sister when i was a kid, except with my moms bipolar disorder medication. i was also too scared to ask if prescription medication was fine, because 1) they told us a swat team would come to our house if our parents did drugs and 2) my mom, not wanting to explain bipolar disorder medication to her 6 year old, referred to them as her "happy pills." i never told my parents this either, i literally never told anyone until like 4 years ago when it popped into my head one day

    • @kwinsane1294
      @kwinsane1294 Год назад +73

      My sister got upset one day when she was like 5 because our neighbor was taking us to school and was "drinking and driving". She was drinking coffee. They need to be a bit more specific.

    • @WolfRayron1225
      @WolfRayron1225 Год назад +26

      oh your sweet little sister, and those stupid little dare instructors. im just glad your sister didnt take it into her own hands and get rid of the herself, im sorry you had to go theough all of that by the way, that must have sucked

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 8 месяцев назад +31

    That DARE psa with the Fall Out Boy intro was actually perfect considering Pete Wentz nearly died of an Atavan overdose

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 5 месяцев назад +1

      they also use about 4 seconds of a Blue October song (X Amount of Words) SPECIFICALLY and LITERALLY about a man abusing drugs as a way to cope with grief, and why that's ok and maybe even good

    • @borderlinebipolarbear
      @borderlinebipolarbear 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@tamriilinthat song is also about bipolar disorder! I recognized that song immediately.

  • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
    @gustavesoucy-breton6841 Год назад +963

    if you want to tell kids the dangers of drugs, dont bring a cop, bring an ex junkie.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Год назад +86

      As a person who worked with many addicts and recovering addicts, this! Show just how much it will ruin your life from someone who's gone through it

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 10 месяцев назад +14

      Take them for a drive through that one section of whatever city is closest to you. I live near Philly, so naturally that one section is Kensington and Allegheny.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 9 месяцев назад +44

      I’m from Canada and in grade 8 we did a sex education camp as part of our learning curriculum and they actually brought in 2 former prostitutes who were also former drug addicts to talk to us about what being a sex worked on the streets was like and how dangerous it was. They also talked about being drug users and all that stuff. It was very eye opening.

    • @DeenaMilkers
      @DeenaMilkers 9 месяцев назад +3

      bring a current junkie

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 8 месяцев назад +20

      Very true! Also, bring in sponsors and therapists for ex-junkies that can further explain why people become addicts, the actual sciences around addiction (with anything, not exclusively just drugs/alcohol), what kids can do if they recognize they're becoming harmfully addicted to something, etc.
      However, that would also mean adults addressing things like systemic societal problems with things like mental health as well as a bunch of other things that encourage people to fall into addictions (including drugs), to begin with. Something extremely hard enough for adults to do with each other, since falling into addictions has always been over-generalized as part of a person's personal failings, and addressing things based off of it being systemic can often be seen as controversial for some people.

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 4 года назад +409

    ok but like, most people i've met that do any type of drugs, don't pressure people. the people pressuring others are usually insecure. normal people on drugs might ask if you want some(maybe) but generally don't give a shit. most people doing drugs, choose to do it.
    and I think that was a big part of the problem with dare.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 3 года назад +121

      Y'know what people are a lot more pushy about? Alcohol. People who do drugs generally don't care if other people don't do drugs, but if a social drinker finds out that you don't plan on ever drinking (and you don't have like, concrete medical or religious reasons for not doing so) they get _super_ weird about it.

    • @plompy3657
      @plompy3657 3 года назад

      ^ u didn’t finish ur message

    • @maddymooo
      @maddymooo 3 года назад +3

      I've worked with people who made their lives revolve around getting stoned and partying. I was nearly forced to smoke weed while I was on the clock.

    • @ConfettiCasket
      @ConfettiCasket 3 года назад +44

      Most of the stoners I know will offer. And if you say "no" their attitude is Usually "ok cool more for me."

    • @aika8127
      @aika8127 3 года назад +15

      I think a better lesson would be that if your planing to experience it. Know how to do it safely. Tell people how to use it and when not to use it, Where to use it, ect. Maybe I’m saying this because I live in the Netherlands. Where drugs are a lot less taboo. But that caused much less dangerous environment surrounding drugs.

  • @Alice-un3kq
    @Alice-un3kq 4 года назад +2856

    My friend rolled her DARE certificate into a joint and smoked it. So poetic.

    • @sushitrash_6628
      @sushitrash_6628 4 года назад +207

      Herb Tenderson fuck off

    • @eldenemerald7962
      @eldenemerald7962 4 года назад +195

      @Herb Tenderson how is that not plausible

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 4 года назад +34

      Dude, what do you think would happen if like, you smoked a joint wrapped in the bill of rights or the Constitution? TOtally wic Ked right bro!

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +54

      @@eldenemerald7962 It isn't impossible, but it is a common thing people claim. Have you ever actually tried smoking something with regular paper? It isn't as fun or as satisfying as it sounds, and you would probably quit after the first drag.

    • @eldenemerald7962
      @eldenemerald7962 4 года назад +40

      @@DriscolDevil I admit I haven't ever done drugs. But I was saying that the OP's story didn't sound fake.

  • @chronictonicwizardcat
    @chronictonicwizardcat Год назад +10

    Dude, this unlocked a memory I was in grade 6 in 2011 and we made an anti-drug PSA and basically it was of 2 kids, giving another kid a bag of sugar which was supposed to be cocaine, and he just basically poured the bag into his mouth and ate it lol. So realistic

  • @jackmars931
    @jackmars931 4 года назад +846

    Adults in the 00s be like: Don't do drugs.
    Doctors in the 00s be like: Oh, you sprained your thumb? Here's 90 Vicodins, take it 3x a day for a month.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 4 года назад +4

      Ok boomer

    • @myristicina.
      @myristicina. 4 года назад +34

      DreamLandBuds wut?

    • @derekk.2263
      @derekk.2263 4 года назад +28

      Part of the reason I smoke weed all the time now is because my parents have had me on adderall and similar things for so long. Once doctors introduced me to mind altering substances buying my own that works better just makes sense. Thanks, doctors.

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 4 года назад +16

      @@myristicina. she's five don't worry about it

    • @rudyardkipling4517
      @rudyardkipling4517 4 года назад +10

      I need the address to this doctor

  • @MsNooneinparticular
    @MsNooneinparticular Год назад +453

    "Some big kids do drugs but my mommy and daddy say it's not cool."
    Because if there's one thing every adolescent wants, it's to be like their parents & not the "older kids". 👌

    • @Sweet00thtkc
      @Sweet00thtkc Год назад +15

      I noticed that. They present it like it's acceptable if older kids do drugs...

    • @3ggaming920
      @3ggaming920 Год назад

      Depends on how lazy the parents are. I'm guessing mommy and daddy never paid you much attention did they. I know lots of kids who look up to their father as a role model and do everything in their power to emulate them. You must of just had shite parents. Sorry for your luck. But don't feel bad most parent these days are shite so you are normal and you do fit in. I hope that dissuades any social anxiety you might now have because of this comment.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 9 месяцев назад

      This would backfire on my kids, my husband is a pot smoker (it’s legal in Canada).

  • @alexreese614
    @alexreese614 5 лет назад +293

    I once saw my DARE officer in a Best Western flirting with the girl at the front desk

  • @halfsourlizard9319
    @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад +9

    I think we can all agree: Lack of unlimited pizza after promising unlimited pizza is BULLSHIT.

  • @patriciaramirez2982
    @patriciaramirez2982 4 года назад +413

    why is mike like 32 and hanging out at the skate park with 12 year olds

    • @darkstar7074
      @darkstar7074 4 года назад +66

      Because Mike is really cool.

    • @ceiromusic
      @ceiromusic 4 года назад +6

      thats exactly what i was thinking

    • @benyverezub5217
      @benyverezub5217 4 года назад +1

      He looks more like early 20s or late teens

    • @volunteertn1702
      @volunteertn1702 4 года назад +4

      Because he’s just that cool

  • @RedJezka
    @RedJezka 4 года назад +72

    I remember my mom pulled me out of DARE in grade school because I came home like a fire and brimstone preacher about her moderate beer consumption, and some officer came into our class to talk about gang violence and somehow turned it into a brainstorm for 3rd graders to figure how to turn everyday objects into weapons. We ready to go full Battle Royale.

  • @elisabethalonso5884
    @elisabethalonso5884 5 лет назад +383

    E- eradicate
    D- dangerous
    D- drugs
    Y- y’all

    • @natejackson3103
      @natejackson3103 5 лет назад +4

      E- Erectile
      D- Dysfunction
      D- Drugs
      Y- Yeet

  • @jabjab90301
    @jabjab90301 Год назад +6

    The county constable did the dare program in our district in Texas. He went on to be elected the county sheriff when I was in high school. He went on to be convicted of racketeering, extortion and drug trafficking and distribution.

  • @pot8oman287
    @pot8oman287 4 года назад +1528

    I’m 24 years old and up until today I thought D.A.R.E. Was a gorillaz album lmao

    • @grilllord5251
      @grilllord5251 3 года назад +170

      It’s coming up
      It’s coming up
      It’s coming up
      It’s dare woo

    • @garrett9451
      @garrett9451 3 года назад +69

      It's a Gorillaz song.

    • @kCuba_
      @kCuba_ 3 года назад +95

      Well, drugs do make you Feel Good.... Inc

    • @DussyBestroyer69
      @DussyBestroyer69 3 года назад +58

      @@kCuba_
      Not for long...
      The future is comin' on.....

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 3 года назад +5

      @@DussyBestroyer69 gg my guy

  • @userrshremy
    @userrshremy 4 года назад +182

    *MIKE IS SOOO GOOD*
    Mike: **does stationary ollie**

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад

      He but a Rookie

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms 4 года назад +4

      Yeah he didn't even do a 900, wtf Mike

    • @joshcarney7733
      @joshcarney7733 4 года назад +1

      Mike: *mall grabs*

    • @louiehughes4065
      @louiehughes4065 4 года назад +3

      He did do a 50/50 on the half tho. If that was him and not some stock footage or something

  • @noahalby2286
    @noahalby2286 5 лет назад +622

    This Video includes :
    D.A.R.E -10 %
    Eddie being salty about his childhood -90%

    • @thezachman1
      @thezachman1 5 лет назад +7

      If it's not at least 40% Eddy getting angsty, it's not an Eddy video

    • @normangamer2975
      @normangamer2975 5 лет назад +2

      thezachman1 true

    • @willhitchens8136
      @willhitchens8136 5 лет назад

      Your Comment Includes:
      Reflection of how little sense of humour you have - 90%
      Annoying way of laying your point point out - 10%

    • @adiaexstrom6181
      @adiaexstrom6181 5 лет назад

      Rhys Hansen it’s dash then the percentage not negative

  • @teniyam4633
    @teniyam4633 Год назад +24

    The DARE instructor at my sister’s school told all the kids how math was made, and unsurprisingly there was a seemingly overnight epidemic of math labs.

  • @tytantin1442
    @tytantin1442 3 года назад +892

    Dude. Mike got free weed from acting like he don’t smoke.

    • @Explosive_kittens
      @Explosive_kittens 3 года назад +38

      He only did an Ollie like even I can do that and I’m an idiot

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 года назад +49

      Woah, bruh, don't diss Mike he's freakin **cool**

  • @jontaytonk6588
    @jontaytonk6588 4 года назад +452

    7:12 I thought the girl was saying “gay” and not “game”, so when I saw that rainbow green screen monstrosity I thought that was what they were going for

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 4 года назад +18

      The 90's, amirite?

    • @jambononi
      @jambononi 4 года назад +5

      Made me homophobic for the longest time as a child. Feel really bad about it though.

    • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
      @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 года назад

      Wait didn’t she say gay?

    • @kiwify1317
      @kiwify1317 4 года назад +1

      So I’m the only one that actually heard game

    • @contemporarycrow1469
      @contemporarycrow1469 4 года назад

      I heard gang

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana 2 года назад +568

    My dare program was pretty good. It was run mostly like a biology class where it was like "if you decide to do drugs, here are the consequences" and then it was about the cancer and other medical issues that can arise from doing drugs. It also focused mostly on cigarettes and alcohol from my memory, but this was all the way back when. It also wasn't shaming if you did, they were always like "hey, if you or someone you know is doing this stuff, talk to a trusted adult, we just want to make sure you're alright". The same issues did seem to arise, kids are gonna be lil'shits regardless of how much you educate them.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 года назад +10

      Damnit, I wish I went to your school! I fucking loved epidemiology since I was 8!

    • @Sweet.peach21
      @Sweet.peach21 2 года назад +12

      That would’ve been cool tbh. I went to several different schools and when they were still going on, they didn’t really give any info, just talked abt how horrible the lives were of the people who did them and said don’t do them. I would like to salute to them with my bong (that I’m currently using) in hand.

    • @jackaufenhand5710
      @jackaufenhand5710 2 года назад +10

      In my country, we did this thing called "Happy Harold" (now known as Healthy Harold) where we'd go to some place and learn about health shit from a giraffe puppet. Stuff like how junk food is bad for you, how alcohol and cigarette are bad. Mind you, I was only 6 at the time. He's going on about how cigarettes and smoking cause cancer, and I'm freaking way the hell out because both of my parents were smokers, and I didn't want them to die, so I was paying razor sharp attention. Eventually, he starts to change topic from cigarettes to something else, so I shot my hand up, because I had an important question:
      "What about bongs?"
      He stuttered for a few seconds, then moved on without answering me. That really upset me because I wanted to know.

    • @nataliebilal8133
      @nataliebilal8133 2 года назад

      This seems like the best approach honestly

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 2 года назад +7

      in my experience thats the most effective method of preventing ppl from doing drugs. nothing scared me off coke more than my sister telling me her scary ass experience of doing coke with a guy she barely knew and then getting in a 200km/h car chase with him behind the wheel. nothing scared me off of smoking more than watching my grandma slowly die from lung cancer. nothing scares you straight better than watching someone you love reap the consequences of drugs and alcohol.

  • @sabbaticalsimmer
    @sabbaticalsimmer 4 года назад +267

    They told us in kindergarten that If we did "cheese" we would go to jail do I screamed at my mom that we couldn't have pizza anymore and she was so confused, she was also addicted to heroin.

    • @Explosive_kittens
      @Explosive_kittens 3 года назад +12

      Pffft

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 3 года назад +61

      This comment went from 100-0 like a fucking crash test dummy

    • @PRS-qh5jf
      @PRS-qh5jf 3 года назад +16

      Wow. What a wild ride that read was.

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад

      CHEESE

    • @parrata
      @parrata 3 года назад +3

      So, what you are saying is that if they gave you unlimited pizza, everything would have been less confusing, right?

  • @elizabethpemberton8445
    @elizabethpemberton8445 Год назад +5

    I started high school in 1983 and so missed out on DARE. We did have someone come into the classroom in 4th grade or so who announced, “Statistically, 3 of you will use drugs,” which I believe was quite a lowball guess, and everybody started calling out specific names of who it was going to be. Then, because it was like 1978, they told us to shut up, and then started listing horrible ways to die. No songs, no parties, no potentially attractive descriptions of what the drugs did, just “This is how this one will kill you” plus various descriptions of marijuana destroying your brain so you would be an unemployable bum, you know, like all those traumatized Vietnam vets around town…Before that, I got the American Heart Association anti-smoking coloring book that had you color smokers’ lungs black and such things. I never had any interest in doing drugs, yay. And then in high school it was AIDS and constant terror of nuclear war. GenX is like this for a reason, guys.

  • @imgabulous
    @imgabulous 5 лет назад +253

    1) your mustache is looking good 2) i love how you split your topics into sections and have special graphics for them

    • @dirtysaint5324
      @dirtysaint5324 5 лет назад +8

      Back off, Imga. He's mine!!!!!

    • @imgabulous
      @imgabulous 5 лет назад +7

      Dirty Saint listen, i’m just a midwest girl trying to find her midwest King ok?!! lol

  • @dewberte
    @dewberte 5 лет назад +1045

    DARE keep it real literally taught me how to safely do drugs

    • @thegibsterpresents4964
      @thegibsterpresents4964 5 лет назад +40

      Keep it real was like the worst DARE campaign. None of the lessons were actually about drugs

    • @Creativearts1722
      @Creativearts1722 5 лет назад +8

      420 likes.

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 5 лет назад +2

      @@Creativearts1722 yo mama

    • @zachb8012
      @zachb8012 5 лет назад +43

      DARE made drugs look so fun. It was like a PSA for drugs. I would see all those lame people telling me not to do drugs and think, "oh, so I should do drugs, right?"

    • @ES_Solace
      @ES_Solace 5 лет назад +22

      well i mean the best way to do drugs is to do them safely

  • @rashidacollins3741
    @rashidacollins3741 5 лет назад +430

    When they were talking about “the GAME guy” i thought they called him gay.

    • @bartsimpsonskrub5514
      @bartsimpsonskrub5514 5 лет назад +29

      Well, I dont blame ya. He is cover in rainbows
      Issa joke

    • @AK-yc9xz
      @AK-yc9xz 5 лет назад +28

      The Game Guy is a gay icon

    • @XXXXXX-ms1jw
      @XXXXXX-ms1jw 5 лет назад +1

      Me too just cuz of the rainbows

    • @Rin-iu2bq
      @Rin-iu2bq 5 лет назад

      Would explain the rainbow colours

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 года назад

      Being gay turns you into a walking rainbow. 🤣

  • @Redbikemaster
    @Redbikemaster Год назад +6

    I remember DARE but not much about it.
    The thing that made a bigger impression on me was a safety day camp thing and they had a whole section on electrical safety. They had a machine that would generate power line voltages and showed what it did to an uncooked hot dog. I was fascinated lol

  • @jamescolm1133
    @jamescolm1133 5 лет назад +477

    Ya know! Cigarettes and alcohol are worse for you then marijuana but D.A.R.E makes a bigger deal about marijuana

    • @Hopeydopery
      @Hopeydopery 5 лет назад +5

      James Games honestly marijuana can be medicinal.🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nicokeacola52
      @nicokeacola52 5 лет назад +2

      It's not drugs it's medicine

    • @Ivanmaradonaaa
      @Ivanmaradonaaa 5 лет назад +15

      Nah but coming after Hispanics(primary users of marijuana) was worth it. Same way they go after crack cocaine and black ppl

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 5 лет назад +33

      I mean if cigarettes and alcohol are legal then marijuana should be legal everywhere

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure they said the most dangerous drug is weed

  • @dasutanehineri
    @dasutanehineri 4 года назад +374

    i've only experienced a dare thing once. nowadays its just drug searches. bringing dogs to school. once during summer school i was sitting next to a dude named alex, we were sitting the farthest from the door. a police lady came in and told us all to leave our bags and leave immediately.
    alex was the smoothest, he pulled the drugs out of bag and slipped them into his pocket with as little suspicion as possible, it was magical to watch. i miss alex, i wonder where he is. he said i was cool.

    • @dreamingbroadcast5516
      @dreamingbroadcast5516 4 года назад +4

      G o D (this reminded me of a post I saw once yeah haha)

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад +31

      Probably in jail

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 4 года назад +13

      @@spider-mancantsee5875 probably.

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 4 года назад +9

      Dead at the end of an alley with needle marks all over his arm

    • @peasant502
      @peasant502 4 года назад +7

      Find Alex I want his children. A man as cool as that, I need it

  • @caseymasser9574
    @caseymasser9574 5 лет назад +566

    Sometimes I just gotta light up a fruit roll up just to feel something man.

    • @socialsecuritynumber8792
      @socialsecuritynumber8792 5 лет назад +35

      local guy Hey there, LISTEN! Give it up before it’s already too late man, I was suffering with this stuff for 2 years straight, and you know what happened? My entire life was almost shattered right in front of my eyes, all of my friends isolated me, my lover dropped me for another person, my health was in a horrible state, and my entire career was ruined just because of smoking fruit rolls, my life is already doing pretty good now, and it broke my heart seeing some other person doing it. Please drop the whole fruit roll smoking before it’s already too late man

    • @좋아해요.你喜欢吗
      @좋아해요.你喜欢吗 5 лет назад +6

      BaZaFaOfficial Thegreat Powerful words

    • @pre-packaged_9692
      @pre-packaged_9692 5 лет назад +5

      IT WAS A FRUIT BY THE FOOT

    • @MrPuretrollin
      @MrPuretrollin 5 лет назад +2

      @@pre-packaged_9692 finally someone knows what they're talkin about in the comments

    • @winterwolf6910
      @winterwolf6910 4 года назад

      Bruh you smoke FRUIT ROLL UPS? That’s lame
      Gushers are where it’s at my dude

  • @jayflight5351
    @jayflight5351 Год назад +4

    At my elementary school we had an afternoon every once in a while where DARE set up a bunch of info booths in front of the school and we all walked around them instead of being in class. The anti-tobacco stuff was good because they had models of what happened to your lungs/mouth but the other drugs were all about just saying no to peer pressure and nothing about any bad consequences of saying yes so there you go

  • @notme5501
    @notme5501 4 года назад +260

    I've smoked plenty of weed before but I never imagined a green screen monster who teaches kids the effects of marijuana

    • @tuxedosteve9556
      @tuxedosteve9556 3 года назад +9

      Because it’s legal... just please don’t do cocaine or something. That stuff ruins ur life

    • @jesselobsinger2208
      @jesselobsinger2208 3 года назад

      Are you gonna stop now that you’ve seen the green screen monster?

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 года назад +1

      Okay, so that WASN'T the acid

  • @ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987
    @ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987 5 лет назад +646

    You: It's not even weed it's a fruit by the foot!
    Mike: THAT'S WHATV THEY ALL SAY!

    • @estrellas2211
      @estrellas2211 5 лет назад +1

      I had to pause the video at that part I was laughing so hard

  • @sima4162
    @sima4162 Год назад +556

    I was on ADHD meds throughout most of my childhood during the 90s so when I started to hear things like "don't do drugs" I would get confused because I actually did drugs and they helped me function.
    When I brought this up they would always say things like "well you can only take them if a doctor says it's okay". Then I would ask what was the difference between good drugs and bad drugs. I never seemed to get a straight answer other than "they're illegal and you'll get in trouble if you do them". Then I'd do the classic "rabbit hole of why" and they'd find an excuse to move on

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 Год назад +64

      Well if they told you they're bad because they're unregulated and they're unregulated because they're bad then I can imagine the whole spiel would crumble pretty quick.

    • @3ggaming920
      @3ggaming920 Год назад

      You got confused because you are stupid. You are stupid because you don't pay attention. Your comment is 100% proof. You are so stupid in fact that now someone has tricked you into taking the drugs they sell to solve a discipline issue. So tell me how much do you enjoy being a stupid drug zombie?

    • @TheQcjoe47
      @TheQcjoe47 Год назад

      Sure lol they cant tell you that your pure amphetamine molecule your taking and actually help you are bad but the one on the street are bad the only differance is that the street one is like taking a shot and the one you got home is like sipping a 12 in 10.

    • @komaedakat1583
      @komaedakat1583 Год назад +12

      no bc id be the same kid asking them a million questions

    • @lovablepsychopaths8260
      @lovablepsychopaths8260 Год назад +43

      "What's the difference between prescription drugs and bad drugs?"
      "Shut up."