@@Alfie_chat None of them Greg is too prideful of himself Rowley is a happy go lucky chuckle nuts Susan is too overbearing of Greg and Manny to worry about herself Manny is... A baby Roderick is a heavy metal jerk sometimes The teenagers would probably be killed out of sheer annoyance because, who wouldn't want then dead? Freggley is weird and probably be gotten rid of.
@@michaellaflotteron7665 right. both of those jokes are dirtier than the one chosen for this list. At this point, and Oedipus joke is tame. If he'd gone to see it with his mother, that'd be entirely different. Otherwise, it's a fairly tame reference. Hardly a filthy joke at all.
What's funny about Naveen that there's more Adult Jokes than we think. When talking to Tiana, Naveen croaks while flirting with her and saying "That's new". For those who don't know the "Croaking" is a male frog's "Mating Call" so to put it lightly... Naveen quite literally said F### me when speaking to Tiana. Have a goodnight folks.
Ah yes, The Little Mermaid (1989), a kids’ movie that is jam-packed with adult content (it has two erections (or 2 x 2 or more if counting those from THICC muscle men like Prince Eric and King Triton) including Princess Ariel being naked THRICE (or more if counting the face that merpeople have no bottoms to cover their mertails unless you count submersion because some people think that water actually covers skin, I think it only moisturizers it but I think only fur, feathers, clothing or anything else non-liquidy can cover skin)
I do have to say, the Genie's dirtiest joke ("I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...") was one of the most underrated adult jokes in history.
Frozen 2 has a line just as worthy of crossing the sequel stream as Genie. Kristoff wearing a fancy suit to Anna's coronation: One hour. You get me like this for one hour. Anna: That's okay. I prefer you in leather.
I am honestly EXTREMELY surprised with the scene choice from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I almost figured he would have went to the scene where Frollo was singing about possibly r*ping Esmeralda
@@debymello4756 yeah but there is that one scene where he's holding her from behind, sniffing her hair and grazing her neck saying in a deep groan that he's "imagining a rope around that pretty neck", to which she replies in disgust "I know what your IMAGINING..." That to me is the winner of this whole video! It's about as overtly sexual as it gets! And the r-word vibes make it so much worse! Even if you don't get the sexual overtones, you still understand that he intends to take advantage of and misuse her body in some way like he's gonna literally eat her or something which no matter how you interpret it, it's depraved AF!
Yeah, his is less of a joke and more like, the much darker tone of his entire song, which given that it ends in "Either let me r*** you or burn you to death, is less of a joke and more of a major "yikes." (I still adore Heaven's Light / Hellfire though.)
They shouldn't have even tried to adapt a book which's plot is based on sexual passion of a priest and a police officer to an underage street dancer girl, into a kids movie. Frollo and Phebis - they actually wanted her as a sexual object. Not to mention it ends up with a torture, an execution and a suicide. The story itself definitely has an R rating at least, and adapting it into a cartoon resulted in serious tone issues.
Fun fact: in my country Italy, alcohol is considered a WAAAY lighter topic than in America - and no, it's not because we just give it to our kids as you would tell by watching the Simpsons. We're just not interested in it, maybe because food, sun and seaside give us alternative entertainment. I have never, ever heard alcohol jokes in my high school, let alone consider it an "adult" topic xD But for dirty jokes about sex... Gosh!! Those were basically the punctuation in the speech.
The church guy in Hunchback LITERALLY sings a song about lusting after Esmeralda, and THIS was the dirtiest thing you could find? Hitting below the belt!?!
I got a request: Disney Couples: Healthy to Toxic! You know like you did with Pixar Couples! I said “least healthy” because I don’t think these couples are 100% toxic! But anyway, I hope you consider it!
@@JonnyDarko602 I dunno about that. Beauty and the Beast was pretty wholesome. Tiana and Nadeen, Flynn and Rapunzel, Shang and Mulan, Tarzan and Jane, and Kida and Milo also make pretty good couples
The phallic-shaped tower on The Little Mermaid's VHS cover was actually unintentional. Instead, it was the result of a rush job from an artist who wasn't even a real Disney employee. He was only commissioned to design the art for the movie's 1990 VHS release. He didn't notice the mistake he had made until someone called him for questioning and pointed that out to him. So it was just an accident.
@@1992disney My source for that was a Disney employee. Disney stiffed the artist for the reworking of the painting and he put that in deliberately. It wasn't an accident and Disney has worked hard to cover that up.
I have to say my favorite one that didn’t get brought up is from Emperor's New Groove when Kuzco is talking to Yzma about Kronk (when he's off saving the spinach puffs) 'He seems nice... So, he's what? In his late 20s?' Heavily implying that he thinks Kronk is Yzma's new boy toy. 🤣
Also Cronk-related is the scene where he is sleeping outside Yzma’s tent, with only a small tent placed over his belt line. Sight gag of Cronk pitching a tent.
The SI joint "joke" from The Jungle Book could also just be in reference to how low back pain is often centered on the SI joints. I would bet they're more saying that Kaa's back hurts from that whole ordeal. Also, "I've been burned by your before"... baby, they didn't just previously hook up, they're still hooking up, just this time his candles have literally burned her
My favorite wasn’t in here, there’s a scene in the lion king where Puumba is being chased by Nala and gets stuck in the roots of a tree. Timon goes to get him unstuck and says ”Why do I always have to save your- AAHH” and his sentence gets cut off by a scream when he sees Nala. (For those of you that don’t understand, this implicates the word “@ss” was cut off by Timon’s scream.) *edited because I realized the grammar was terrible
*I just got a kick from the little factoid that conservative who had hate for “The Lion King” had the last name “Wildman.” I get the feeling that behind closed doors, a home boy named “Wildman” would turn red and then crash through the wall anytime he heard “The Lion Kong” playing in the family den. Did SOMEONE SAY S E/F ?!?!??? “Oh, YyyeeeeAAHH!”
Oh noo he almost said ass. Who will think of the children? Who btw all got that joke, so why is it "adult humor" again? "Save your ass" is a common enough phrase.
After watching the entirety of this video and reading the comments, I can safely say that the people who made this compilation couldn't identify a dirty joke if it slapped them in the faces.
I think the best adult joke in "Brother Bear" involves the two moose, Rutt and Tuke. After they fight and reconcile, Rutt tells Tuke the moment called for a pile of barley and amber weed, on a cool bed of malted hops. Barley, amber, and hops are all key ingredients in beer. Rutt and Tuke were voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, respectively. They were best known for playing fictional brothers Bob and Doug MacKenzie on the Canadian sketch comedy series "SCTV", as well as in their movie "Strange Brew". They had also put out an album titled "The Great White North". Bob and Doug were often depicted drinking beer in all of their skits/sketches.
I gotta say, as a grown adult with kids of my own who thought I was familiar with "Tall Drink of Water" I'm not entirely sure why it ranks higher on the naughty list than, say, being super-drunk. XD
@@timetraveller1233 As far as I've ever known and grown up with my whole life, a "tall drink of water" is simply a slang phrase for an individual who is tall with a positive connotation. That's its. With the tone it's used in, it's flirtatious, but that's hardly unique.
I've always heard "tall drink of water" being used in the context that the guy thinks that the girl is hot...... Maybe I'm wrong but that's what I've heard from my 5 older brothers
I'd say for hunchback, Esmeralda's stripper pole dance would be first, especially with Frollo's and Phoebius' comments Frollo: Look at that that disgusting display 😠 Phoebius: Yes sir! 🤤
In Disney's "Descendants," when Doug, the son of Dopey of the Seven Dwarves, meets Evie, (the fairest of them all) the background music turns, ah, suggestive. Doug clears his throat and stammers, "Hi, ho!" An obvious reference to the Seven Dwarves song "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go" and absolutely no other inference could be made from that, right?
You forgot the line from 101 Dalmatians when all the dogs came home in which roger said “Pongo you old rascal” or something along those lines referring to the amount of puppies.
I KNOW, right??! I remember being pretty young when I saw 101 Dalmatians, & THAT scene where he called him a rascal really stuck out to me as being adult humor!!! (Like, that was one of the parts I remembered!)
Funny enough, with Pixar, they would use the Yellow Snow joke as well, when the Abominable Snowman welcomed the two in his cave. He offers Mike snowcones, which were yellow. Mike looked disguested while Abominable Snowman tried to reason with that is lemon flavoured.
Also in ratatouille when linguini is trying to tell collette about remy and he says "i have a little.." and she looks down lol, if yk what i mean yk what i mean
"For those who are not anatomy buffs (like the guy narrating this video)" the main job of the sacroiliac joint is to carry the weight of your upper body when you stand and walk. It's got nothing to do with protecting your junk.
Oops. Wrong Aladdin sequel. Well at least I got the joke right. Never seen that sequel but I know about the joke. Is the movie itself good and should I give it a watch?
Especially ones PG-13-ish at most explicit that will most likely fly over the heads of the wee ones until they're old enough to know, like they did with me, yes?
For the longest time, in the pink elephant scene I thought that the bubbles from the champagne were soap bubbles, and that if you drank soapy water you'd hallucinate.
@@kstormgeistgem461 I feel like you'd probably just unalive, since soap is made with lye, which is super toxic. But if it was fun you'd hallucinate, then keel over I suppose lol
The Hercules one is from an actual Greek tradegy one of the first ever Greek plays were Oedipus kills his father and marries his mother and then goes and has 4 kids with her
Some of these were a stretch and the ones you did pick weren't always the dirtiest! My fav is the Hercules centaur dick joke. One that really did go over my head as a kid, and cracked me up as an adult.
I’m surprised Ariel’s bare assed scene didn’t make it. Even though it wasn’t a joke, but a product of her transformation, they definitely showed a zoomed out view to see how far they could take it.
Disney is not as family-friendly like people think it is. There's plenty of hidden inappropriate references snuck into films that some people can notice, and some that don't.💁♂️🤰
oi, don't get me started! but the truth is, they do it on purpose. because how else could they expect the kids to get their parents roped into watching the things hundreds of times if there Wasn't something in there for them.
2:12 "Shortly before *Goob* uses Mini Doris to mind control one of Franny's frogs..." This has got to be one of the strangest sentences I've ever heard, and I've seen the movie.
Bill Murray Characters: Good to Evil Good: Bob Wiley (What About Bob) Neutral: Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters) Bad: Frank Cross (Scrooged) Evil: Ernie McCracken (Kingpin)
In the first Shrek movie, in the already sexual scene where Lord Farquaad is looking at the magic mirror’s image of Princess Fiona, the sheet slips down and he pulls it back up, ashamed. It seems that Shrek’s comment about his castle ‘compensating for something’ might have been untrue.
I absolutely love both brother bear movies always have and always will. When I was in high school I took advanced art and my teacher let us choose our subject matter just so long as we used what he taught us in it, and I did a drawing of Koda sitting on a cliff with mountains in the background along with a river and an eagle in the sky. What made me the happiest about that one though is I didn't even get to open my mouth when I turned it in before he said "oh you put Koda with Sitka in the background".
The rescuers scene was so hard to catch. My brother, 2 cousins and myself spent an hour looking for it. It is crazy that somewhere in the world some poor sap with kids in the room paused the movie at that EXACT frame.
I don't believe that was ever discovered in a regular screening, it's basically impossible. I'm guessing this has spread by word of mouth from the person responsible herself for the insertion. As "dirty" as it is, this is actually harmless, as it's impossible to notice.
I knew there was something wrong with the rescuers. That movie had my mind working overtime trying to remember what felt so wrong about it. Now I know. My poor dreams.
@@fluffsquirrel it was one of Disney’s darker movies. Having revisited it after 20 something years of not having a VCR thanks to Disney plus I’d say this one deserves more love than it got. Much better than it’s sequel
Good video. However you forgot crucial moment- You already included "The Little Mermaid" and talked about the castle which I have never noticed that. But you didn't talk about Ursula's "body language" which was shocking for a so called kids movie.
Actually, the thing about hands being a measurement to genitalia isn't a myth. It's just similar to how the foot is roughly the length of your forearm, or how your arm span is roughly the length of your height. Also, in The Lion King, the letters don't spell S E X, they spell the initials S F X.
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 How often have you seen someone with their feet next to their forarms to compare with? I'll bet you've never even tested that theory on yourself. If fair if you haven't, because it's not easy to contort your body that way. But it's true. And don't blame me, blame the actual scientists who confirmed this. It surprised me just as much as it does you. The difference between us is that I actually did test it for myself. And I doubt that the scientists and I just happen to have similarly proportioned feet/forearms. What you perceive as not being the same size is just an optical illusion. My shoesize is a size 11 1/2 men's. There's nothing unusual about that size now is there? In fact, test it for yourself that way. Take one of your shoes and compare it to the size of your forearm. Yes, the shoe will be better than your foot. But only be a couple of inches.
The thing is, the foot-to-forearm and armspan-to-height rules only work because they're comparing one set of bones to another set of bones. Whether someone has large bones or small bones, the proportions will still come out the same way. The reason hand size or foot size indicating male genitalia size *IS* a myth is because the male genitalia contains no bones (despite the term "boner"), and soft tissue is not obligated to have any relationship to bone size.
@@Storel79 Comparing male genitalia to foot size is a myth, since there is nothing indicating anything. But soft tissue has a limit to how much it can expand. And the male genitalia can in fact be determined by hand size. I'll grant that it's with a margin of error larger that the other measurements, but the tip of the thumb to the tip of the index finger is approximately the length of the genitals, and the index and middle fingers together is approximately the width. But you have a point about the soft tissue thing. the male genitalia has muscles. And like any muscle, it can be excersized, or even atrophied. But that's what makes the hand-to-genital comparison more interesting than the others, because of the lack of bones in the latter. And it's vestigial to the point where it's uncommon, and it's small and only at the base of the male genitalia. But some people do in fact have bones in their genitals.
I think this video is the first time yellow snow has been fully said why it's yellow. Every time I've seen it brought up its always assumed we know(which admittedly we all usually do)
I think the scene in the second emperors new groove when Yzma try to get Cronk to help her, is worse. I mean it is SOOO obious now that I am older. I reacently watched it with a friend, and when those lines came I was like "WTF?", turned to my friend and was like "that was an adult joke, right?", and she was like "yup.". Like "this is a childrens movie, not here!"
The fact that they showed every part of Maggie and finished by saying "She's a model!" (Which she is, since she won several prizes) is simply the best scene every created
Yea, the whole scene in Nightmare Before Christmas where the townsfolk (especially the ladies) were basically fanboy/girling over him. That just delivered a tension of which I don't blame Jack wanting to get away from.
Ya know in Beauty and the beast Gaston’s friend started to pullout plumette’s(fifi) feathers (she is a duster). Her feathers acts as a dress and pulling out her feathers seems like a way to ‘reveal’ her before lumiere punches Gaston’s friend for trying to reveal his girlfriend (or crush)
I feel he is tearing her apart or plucking out her feathers as he rips them from her skin like how the Chinese do to get down feathers to sell to us from live birds that they abuse. They don't kill them. They pluck them while they are alive and held upside down. Then they grow more feathers after being tortured in this way. And it happens again, until they are dead. You should become a vegan and not use things made from down. It's evil. Buy synthetic sleeping bags and coats. Not down.
Ice Age Sinner Medals Darwin- Scrat Greed- Fast Tony & The Shangri Llama Gluttony- Flynn Lust- Scratte Envy- Manny Wrath- Captain Gutt Sloth- Granny Pride- Crash & Eddie
"That two faced son of a jackal!" I saw Aladdin before I started kindergarten, and I was in high school before I realized Aladdin meant "That backstabbing son of a bitch!"
So the judge said "Let me get this right Mickey you want to divorce your wife Minnie Mouse because she's crazy." He said "I didn't say she was crazy I said she was FUCKING GOOFY.
Encanto had two dirty jokes in it, both related to alcohol -The first is when Mirabel tells her family at Antonio's gift ceremony that there were cracks in the house and the magic was fading. Abuela tries to calm everyone by saying "the magic is strong! And so are the drinks!" -The second is during Isabela's engagement dinner when Dolores tells Camilo about Bruno's vision, causing him to panic shapeshift and getting his face stuck. Abuela sees this and immediately begins refilling Mariano's mother's wine glass while smiling awkwardly, as Felix asks Camilo to "fix his face"
Disney: We are recalling all 3.4 million copies of The Rescuers due to its brief but explicit frame of a topless woman in a window. 3.4 million owners of said movie: Eh... nope.
Tramp doesn’t mean what you think it means. Simply replace “tramp” with “rolling stone” and you have the definition. I just listened to the song and all she is saying is that he’s unreliable, he doesn’t stick around, but she still loves him. I don’t understand what’s dirty about that.
You're totally stretching it with the Cinderella beads. He's probably flinching because his tail is hurting. If you were to yank on any animal's tail they'll either try to get away from you, or try to bite you.
1 point,. Perhaps a better candidate from Fantasia would be the Centaurs showering in the waterfall, where the girl is topless,or Chornibakh's released damned souls from Hell, stark naked.
Please do a Ducktales reboot good to evil, most good: Santa, Launchpad, or Zan Owlson(the times she got mad were called for because she had to work with evil people with the minds of children and stubborn billionaires and actually cares for people and was doing a great job as mayor of Saint Canard), Grey: Gyro, most evil: Bradford.
That's true, but then again it could've been more of Disney's double ententreds (I forget the word, I'm not French) because of the 'no count' thing. I hate finding out these kinds of things, but I also hate being made fun of for not knowing it. Ugh, the internet, a slight blessing and a massive curse. GOODBYE SWEET CHILDHOOD!
...? how is that "naughty", "dirty" or anything Vaguely adult? not nay saying you. that's what i had always thought that meant too. i just don't understand why it's on the list. i thought maybe it had a meaning i wasn't privy to.
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Video idea:
Which diary of a wimpy kid characters could survive squid game?
I like to stay clean
Do this for Dreamworks & Pixar movies please & for Holliday movies.
@@Alfie_chat None of them
Greg is too prideful of himself
Rowley is a happy go lucky chuckle nuts
Susan is too overbearing of Greg and Manny to worry about herself
Manny is... A baby
Roderick is a heavy metal jerk sometimes
The teenagers would probably be killed out of sheer annoyance because, who wouldn't want then dead?
Freggley is weird and probably be gotten rid of.
@@HIHOSILVER15 ok 👌
You cover Hercules and totally miss the part where Hercules is talking to the Centaur and checks between the legs before addressing him as "sir".
LOL
Well they did say only one per movie lol
@@Jaheartsjonas Right, but the centaur dick joke is a LOT dirtier.
Not to mention megs suggestive leg movements with Hercules
@@michaellaflotteron7665 right. both of those jokes are dirtier than the one chosen for this list. At this point, and Oedipus joke is tame. If he'd gone to see it with his mother, that'd be entirely different. Otherwise, it's a fairly tame reference. Hardly a filthy joke at all.
What's funny about Naveen that there's more Adult Jokes than we think. When talking to Tiana, Naveen croaks while flirting with her and saying "That's new". For those who don't know the "Croaking" is a male frog's "Mating Call" so to put it lightly... Naveen quite literally said F### me when speaking to Tiana. Have a goodnight folks.
Ugh...!! 😭😭😭😭
Um…ok.😝
Great. Now when I hear frogs croaking at night all I'm going to think is frogs screaming "f*ck me" in my yard 😭✋
@@bruh-hs3vx sorry
You just ruined my childhood like wth
Another from The Little Mermaid: when Ursula tells Ariel that she doesn't need to talk, she can just use body language.
Ah yes, The Little Mermaid (1989), a kids’ movie that is jam-packed with adult content (it has two erections (or 2 x 2 or more if counting those from THICC muscle men like Prince Eric and King Triton) including Princess Ariel being naked THRICE (or more if counting the face that merpeople have no bottoms to cover their mertails unless you count submersion because some people think that water actually covers skin, I think it only moisturizers it but I think only fur, feathers, clothing or anything else non-liquidy can cover skin)
Are you counting the preacher at the wedding, lol?
For that scene, it's not really the wording that makes it sexual but the way Ursula moves her hips then promptly laughs afterwards.
"and don't underestimate the use of-a BODY LANGUAGE HA!" The hand placements and body movements seal the deal. Yeah we know what she means...
@@kieranstark7213huh?what?
I do have to say, the Genie's dirtiest joke ("I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...") was one of the most underrated adult jokes in history.
I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon?
It wasn't even that dirty lol.
Lmao i never noticed that one tbh
I understood that one perfectly lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@fizzy69o.0 same
Frozen 2 has a line just as worthy of crossing the sequel stream as Genie.
Kristoff wearing a fancy suit to Anna's coronation: One hour. You get me like this for one hour.
Anna: That's okay. I prefer you in leather.
Even dirtier…
Olaf: I’m surprised you can LAST an hour!
that was ABSOLUTELY worthy too put in with Genie.
I don't get it. Can someone please explain? 😅
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@@animegirl76155nope
I am honestly EXTREMELY surprised with the scene choice from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I almost figured he would have went to the scene where Frollo was singing about possibly r*ping Esmeralda
Because it's just the jokes, not opera-worth-nightmare-fuel
@@debymello4756 yeah but there is that one scene where he's holding her from behind, sniffing her hair and grazing her neck saying in a deep groan that he's "imagining a rope around that pretty neck", to which she replies in disgust "I know what your IMAGINING..." That to me is the winner of this whole video! It's about as overtly sexual as it gets! And the r-word vibes make it so much worse! Even if you don't get the sexual overtones, you still understand that he intends to take advantage of and misuse her body in some way like he's gonna literally eat her or something which no matter how you interpret it, it's depraved AF!
@@calliemyersbuchanan6458 it's not a joke, it's nightmare fuel
How did that film even get rated G? It’s full of extremely dirty jokes and other content that’s only suitable to older audiences.
@@blankblankness2971 Gargoyles. Gargoyles is how it got a G rating. They literally only exist to distract the people in charge of the ratings.
Frollo wasn't even hiding the adult content in a joke
Frollo literally had the "i'm THIRSTY" song
Yeah, his is less of a joke and more like, the much darker tone of his entire song, which given that it ends in "Either let me r*** you or burn you to death, is less of a joke and more of a major "yikes." (I still adore Heaven's Light / Hellfire though.)
@@tsharabrown3719 hunchback is such an underrated disney movie. It's my favorite disney movie and it has been since I was a kid.
They shouldn't have even tried to adapt a book which's plot is based on sexual passion of a priest and a police officer to an underage street dancer girl, into a kids movie. Frollo and Phebis - they actually wanted her as a sexual object. Not to mention it ends up with a torture, an execution and a suicide. The story itself definitely has an R rating at least, and adapting it into a cartoon resulted in serious tone issues.
@@annasolovyeva1013 But I'm going to give them a pass for some DAMN good songs.
I think when Tinkerbell gets stuck in the jewelry box and notices her ‘juicy’ derriere is way dirtier than the shaved sea bird.
Fun fact: in my country Italy, alcohol is considered a WAAAY lighter topic than in America - and no, it's not because we just give it to our kids as you would tell by watching the Simpsons. We're just not interested in it, maybe because food, sun and seaside give us alternative entertainment.
I have never, ever heard alcohol jokes in my high school, let alone consider it an "adult" topic xD
But for dirty jokes about sex... Gosh!! Those were basically the punctuation in the speech.
Fun Fact: OMG, i also live in italy.
Most of Italy loves alochol
@@Bellalovespaxton Fun fact: I don't.
@@Bellalovespaxton
Yup, but most of Europe likes it way more
It’s just that alcohol isn’t usually associated with kids movies
The bare butt of a bird is definitely not the most adult joke in Peter Pan.
did it involve the Indians' princess? (not saying Native Americans because Neverland definitely wasn't America)
Covering the complete face with a razor in hand kinda sends a bit of a darker meaning. The only thing seen exposed was the neck.
The mermaids and Peter Pan?
Have you thought of tinkerbell looking at her thighs
Did they say it was? I'm genuinely asking. I don't feel like watching it again. They had it ranked in the lowest category.
The church guy in Hunchback LITERALLY sings a song about lusting after Esmeralda, and THIS was the dirtiest thing you could find? Hitting below the belt!?!
I think it's a case of dirtiest *jokes*, rather than "most adult content."
(Frollo's song was *not* a joke! Hah!)
(I mean, you have a point, I'm just trying to explain the video's choice.)
@@Tacticslion True. It wasn’t.
Joke vs rape innuendos. Not much of a joke..
yea...
I got a request: Disney Couples: Healthy to Toxic! You know like you did with Pixar Couples! I said “least healthy” because I don’t think these couples are 100% toxic! But anyway, I hope you consider it!
Great idea! I think that would be interesting to see
But they'd all be 100% unhealthy
@@JonnyDarko602 I dunno about that. Beauty and the Beast was pretty wholesome. Tiana and Nadeen, Flynn and Rapunzel, Shang and Mulan, Tarzan and Jane, and Kida and Milo also make pretty good couples
I mean Yzma and Kronk have a pretty toxic relationship I'd say
@@theboundingman1598 They are not romantically involved dude!!
Disney: "We like to call them 'parental bonuses.'"
Disney =dicks in side newly energized youth
😂😂😂.
Disney: "We like to call them 'parental bonuses' but be real, the animators here are all perverts making kids content."
Think about the scenes they had to cut out of the Incredibles. Anybody seen the bonus rom?
The phallic-shaped tower on The Little Mermaid's VHS cover was actually unintentional. Instead, it was the result of a rush job from an artist who wasn't even a real Disney employee. He was only commissioned to design the art for the movie's 1990 VHS release. He didn't notice the mistake he had made until someone called him for questioning and pointed that out to him. So it was just an accident.
I heard it was intentional because the artist had a falling out with Disney so he added that there to get back at them.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 I did some research online and none of the articles about it claimed that it was intentional. Where did you get your source from?
@@RedRoseSeptember22 the artists: so u have chosen.... co*k
@@1992disney They visit disney.
@@1992disney My source for that was a Disney employee. Disney stiffed the artist for the reworking of the painting and he put that in deliberately. It wasn't an accident and Disney has worked hard to cover that up.
I have to say my favorite one that didn’t get brought up is from Emperor's New Groove when Kuzco is talking to Yzma about Kronk (when he's off saving the spinach puffs)
'He seems nice... So, he's what? In his late 20s?'
Heavily implying that he thinks Kronk is Yzma's new boy toy. 🤣
"every decade or so she gets a new one. this years model is called kronk."
Also Cronk-related is the scene where he is sleeping outside Yzma’s tent, with only a small tent placed over his belt line. Sight gag of Cronk pitching a tent.
The SI joint "joke" from The Jungle Book could also just be in reference to how low back pain is often centered on the SI joints. I would bet they're more saying that Kaa's back hurts from that whole ordeal.
Also, "I've been burned by your before"... baby, they didn't just previously hook up, they're still hooking up, just this time his candles have literally burned her
My favorite wasn’t in here, there’s a scene in the lion king where Puumba is being chased by Nala and gets stuck in the roots of a tree. Timon goes to get him unstuck and says ”Why do I always have to save your- AAHH” and his sentence gets cut off by a scream when he sees Nala. (For those of you that don’t understand, this implicates the word “@ss” was cut off by Timon’s scream.)
*edited because I realized the grammar was terrible
I thought something was a little...🙂
I thought something was a little...🙂
*I just got a kick from the little factoid that conservative who had hate for “The Lion King” had the last name “Wildman.” I get the feeling that behind closed doors, a home boy named “Wildman” would turn red and then crash through the wall anytime he heard “The Lion Kong” playing in the family den. Did SOMEONE SAY S E/F ?!?!??? “Oh, YyyeeeeAAHH!”
good gravy, the Majority of lion king could have taken up spots all through this list. mostly by Timon n Puumba. XD
Oh noo he almost said ass. Who will think of the children? Who btw all got that joke, so why is it "adult humor" again? "Save your ass" is a common enough phrase.
After watching the entirety of this video and reading the comments, I can safely say that the people who made this compilation couldn't identify a dirty joke if it slapped them in the faces.
Honestly you probably could have done a whole video on the subject with Hercules alone.
It’s Ancient Greek mythology. What else would you expect?
@@FaerieWithAHalo yea but its a disney movie so
Honey, I think you mean HUNKules
YES!!! I COMPLETELY agree!!! Hahaha!!🙂….PEEPING TOM” creeper “Phil !!
I think the best adult joke in "Brother Bear" involves the two moose, Rutt and Tuke. After they fight and reconcile, Rutt tells Tuke the moment called for a pile of barley and amber weed, on a cool bed of malted hops. Barley, amber, and hops are all key ingredients in beer. Rutt and Tuke were voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, respectively. They were best known for playing fictional brothers Bob and Doug MacKenzie on the Canadian sketch comedy series "SCTV", as well as in their movie "Strange Brew". They had also put out an album titled "The Great White North". Bob and Doug were often depicted drinking beer in all of their skits/sketches.
It's just too bad they never referenced having a Jelly. I had to watch Strange Brew after watching seeing Brother Bear
I gotta say, as a grown adult with kids of my own who thought I was familiar with "Tall Drink of Water" I'm not entirely sure why it ranks higher on the naughty list than, say, being super-drunk. XD
Could you please translate? I seem to be too stupid to do so.
@@timetraveller1233 As far as I've ever known and grown up with my whole life, a "tall drink of water" is simply a slang phrase for an individual who is tall with a positive connotation. That's its. With the tone it's used in, it's flirtatious, but that's hardly unique.
@@Tacticslion I didn't know that. Thx
Nah they just mean that man is so thirsty he’ll drink that tall drink of water right up
I've always heard "tall drink of water" being used in the context that the guy thinks that the girl is hot...... Maybe I'm wrong but that's what I've heard from my 5 older brothers
I'd say for hunchback, Esmeralda's stripper pole dance would be first, especially with Frollo's and Phoebius' comments
Frollo: Look at that that disgusting display 😠
Phoebius: Yes sir! 🤤
My personal favorite is in Stitch the Movie when Jumba said "Right up his Afterburner!"
Idk why, it just cracks me up everytime.
DreamWorks Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest
Pixar Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest
Yes we need a series
The DreamWorks one would easily be won by Shrek, while the Pixar one would most likely be won by The Incredibles
@alphinmesa Nope. El Dorado would def be nr 1 (Tulio and Chel getting… intimately acquainted).
In Disney's "Descendants," when Doug, the son of Dopey of the Seven Dwarves, meets Evie, (the fairest of them all) the background music turns, ah, suggestive. Doug clears his throat and stammers, "Hi, ho!" An obvious reference to the Seven Dwarves song "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go" and absolutely no other inference could be made from that, right?
You forgot the line from 101 Dalmatians when all the dogs came home in which roger said “Pongo you old rascal” or something along those lines referring to the amount of puppies.
Oh. I get it. 👁️👄👁️
I KNOW, right??! I remember being pretty young when I saw 101 Dalmatians, & THAT scene where he called him a rascal really stuck out to me as being adult humor!!! (Like, that was one of the parts I remembered!)
"Moana notices Maui's face" How? He was laying face down on the boat.
I think a better example would’ve been when Tamatoa mentions his grandmother’s fate as a response towards Moana
Funny enough, with Pixar, they would use the Yellow Snow joke as well, when the Abominable Snowman welcomed the two in his cave. He offers Mike snowcones, which were yellow. Mike looked disguested while Abominable Snowman tried to reason with that is lemon flavoured.
Also in ratatouille when linguini is trying to tell collette about remy and he says "i have a little.." and she looks down lol, if yk what i mean yk what i mean
Simply a reference to Nanook of the North by Frank Zappa.
"For those who are not anatomy buffs (like the guy narrating this video)" the main job of the sacroiliac joint is to carry the weight of your upper body when you stand and walk. It's got nothing to do with protecting your junk.
“I thought the Earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon”
The Genie in Aladdin Returns
RIP Robin Williams.😭💔
Oops. Wrong Aladdin sequel. Well at least I got the joke right. Never seen that sequel but I know about the joke. Is the movie itself good and should I give it a watch?
@@cassandraspoelhof3752 john rhyes Davies is Aladdin's father, good songs, wholesome plot. I love it
I love adult jokes in family movies and shows
Ikr
Aren't they fun as all hell they make a movie or show great if done the right way
Same lol
Especially ones PG-13-ish at most explicit that will most likely fly over the heads of the wee ones until they're old enough to know, like they did with me, yes?
For the longest time, in the pink elephant scene I thought that the bubbles from the champagne were soap bubbles, and that if you drank soapy water you'd hallucinate.
well, i s'pose eating soap could do that, i guess... if you ate enough of it... Maybe?
@@kstormgeistgem461 I feel like you'd probably just unalive, since soap is made with lye, which is super toxic. But if it was fun you'd hallucinate, then keel over I suppose lol
Those gave me nightmares as a kid
@@ilenastarbreeze4978 Same, I had no idea what it was supposed to be.
I know you said no sequels but what about the lion king 2 where Kovu tells Kirara they can run away and start a pride all their own 😳
😏😳 Oh wow
The Hercules one is from an actual Greek tradegy one of the first ever Greek plays were Oedipus kills his father and marries his mother and then goes and has 4 kids with her
That's messed up af
Dang 😂
wait so there are people who dont read this in school?
I would have guessed that
Herakles is Greek, Hercules is Roman, thanks a lot, Disney
That one about Stitch is a stretch. That old lady was just shocked the a "dog" kissed her
Also, with Runt having a good time screaming the song even after it ends. Just makes it more wholesome because of it.
"the jokes that will make even a sailor blush" hahaha
Imma be honest, while I agreed mostly with this list, I think Genie's earth moving joke should have been a tad higher. Oh well, solid list overall.
Some of these were a stretch and the ones you did pick weren't always the dirtiest! My fav is the Hercules centaur dick joke. One that really did go over my head as a kid, and cracked me up as an adult.
I’m surprised Ariel’s bare assed scene didn’t make it. Even though it wasn’t a joke, but a product of her transformation, they definitely showed a zoomed out view to see how far they could take it.
SpongeBob Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest
Scooby Doo Adult Jokes Cleanest to Dirtiest
The sponge bob would be really hard
maybe if he did that topic it will be the worlds longest video
Doubloons
Disney is not as family-friendly like people think it is. There's plenty of hidden inappropriate references snuck into films that some people can notice, and some that don't.💁♂️🤰
oi, don't get me started!
but the truth is, they do it on purpose. because how else could they expect the kids to get their parents roped into watching the things hundreds of times if there Wasn't something in there for them.
@@kstormgeistgem461 why as an adult do i wana see most of these anyway?
Disney has mature storys from time to time and themes like death, loss, relationships etc. It depends on what film it is.
Funny thing about The rescuers is that when the movie was made, you really didn't think people could one day pause a movie from home 😆
2:12
"Shortly before *Goob* uses Mini Doris to mind control one of Franny's frogs..."
This has got to be one of the strangest sentences I've ever heard, and I've seen the movie.
Yeah, it kind of is, but it makes sense due to Disney being that old
Sounds like an AI generated sentence
Ice Age Franchise Good to Evil
Most Good: Roshan’s Mother
Neutral: Scrat
Most Evil: Captain Gutt
What about Soto from Ice Age 1?
You forgot the elephant with the "suspicious" plant and red eyes from mogli. It's clearly implied that he was high
31:25
That's the only reason my family still has the VHS copy of Little Mermaid 😂😂😂
Bill Murray Characters: Good to Evil
Good: Bob Wiley (What About Bob)
Neutral: Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
Bad: Frank Cross (Scrooged)
Evil: Ernie McCracken (Kingpin)
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Bob Wiley- Peter Venkman- Ernie McCracken
I’d suggest that you do a list of dirty jokes in Dreamworks, but I think a lot of us would know what would take the #1 spot.
If you know, you know.
Does it involve a certain god being lucky?
@@coolnerdlll6053 Yup.
In the first Shrek movie, in the already sexual scene where Lord Farquaad is looking at the magic mirror’s image of Princess Fiona, the sheet slips down and he pulls it back up, ashamed. It seems that Shrek’s comment about his castle ‘compensating for something’ might have been untrue.
A certain god? I’m blanking on this
@@annabellhowell5871
I want to say 'El Dorado', but I could be wrong...
21:28 is no one going to question how Tarzan is holding that vine behind his back while both hands are holding Jane Infront of him?
.... WAIT-
I imagine it is twisted around his leg and in the crook of his elbow.
But thats just me
Man just Watch the original clip he holds the vine with his toes
The rope is clenched in his muscular butt crack? Lol I don't know.
Honestly any reference to Brother Bear in any video makes me so happy, its such an underrated gem and deserves so much more content ❤ 🐻
I absolutely love both brother bear movies always have and always will. When I was in high school I took advanced art and my teacher let us choose our subject matter just so long as we used what he taught us in it, and I did a drawing of Koda sitting on a cliff with mountains in the background along with a river and an eagle in the sky. What made me the happiest about that one though is I didn't even get to open my mouth when I turned it in before he said "oh you put Koda with Sitka in the background".
Kristoff: “..foot size?”
Anna: “foot size doesn’t matter.”
You guys were definitely reaching with the Cinderella one lol
They stated the joke was most likely unintentional, so this is forgivable
I would definitely watch the 2 hour mega cut of ALL THE DIRTY JOKES without limiting it to one per movie
Victorious Sinner Medals
Darwin- Tori
Greed- Trina
Gluttony- Cat
Lust- Sinjin
Envy- Robbie
Wrath- Jade
Sloth- Trina
Pride- Sean Quincy’s Daughter
What’s Darwin? That’s not a deadly sin
I love Victorious so much 🤣😹 also, I think Beck should be “pride”
Actually, The Sacroiliac joke has to do with the Lower Spine, which is what the joint connects. Snakes are ALL spine. Get it?
I'm kinda sad you didn't include dying from eating "chorizo" in coco.
Jasmine in Aladdin saying “twisted” still fires up my engines. Some of us are just over-hormoned I guess.
What? Twisted?
@@fluffsquirrel Yeah. She’s playing up to the vizier and she says his mustache is “so… twisted.” All day hawt.
being that Robin Williams was brought back to voice the Genie, and how he is known for his adult jokes, it makes it all the more hilarious
iCarly: Good to Evil 🖥
The Good 😇: Carly Shay
The Grey Area: Sam Puckett
Bad to Evil 🔥😈: Nevel Papperman
The rescuers scene was so hard to catch. My brother, 2 cousins and myself spent an hour looking for it. It is crazy that somewhere in the world some poor sap with kids in the room paused the movie at that EXACT frame.
I don't believe that was ever discovered in a regular screening, it's basically impossible. I'm guessing this has spread by word of mouth from the person responsible herself for the insertion. As "dirty" as it is, this is actually harmless, as it's impossible to notice.
I knew there was something wrong with the rescuers. That movie had my mind working overtime trying to remember what felt so wrong about it. Now I know. My poor dreams.
@@fluffsquirrel it was one of Disney’s darker movies. Having revisited it after 20 something years of not having a VCR thanks to Disney plus I’d say this one deserves more love than it got. Much better than it’s sequel
Good video. However you forgot crucial moment- You already included "The Little Mermaid" and talked about the castle which I have never noticed that. But you didn't talk about Ursula's "body language" which was shocking for a so called kids movie.
Actually, the thing about hands being a measurement to genitalia isn't a myth. It's just similar to how the foot is roughly the length of your forearm, or how your arm span is roughly the length of your height. Also, in The Lion King, the letters don't spell S E X, they spell the initials S F X.
My feet aint even close to my forearms nor is anyone elses ive ever seen. You live with clowns or something?
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 How often have you seen someone with their feet next to their forarms to compare with? I'll bet you've never even tested that theory on yourself. If fair if you haven't, because it's not easy to contort your body that way. But it's true. And don't blame me, blame the actual scientists who confirmed this. It surprised me just as much as it does you. The difference between us is that I actually did test it for myself. And I doubt that the scientists and I just happen to have similarly proportioned feet/forearms.
What you perceive as not being the same size is just an optical illusion. My shoesize is a size 11 1/2 men's. There's nothing unusual about that size now is there? In fact, test it for yourself that way. Take one of your shoes and compare it to the size of your forearm. Yes, the shoe will be better than your foot. But only be a couple of inches.
The thing is, the foot-to-forearm and armspan-to-height rules only work because they're comparing one set of bones to another set of bones. Whether someone has large bones or small bones, the proportions will still come out the same way. The reason hand size or foot size indicating male genitalia size *IS* a myth is because the male genitalia contains no bones (despite the term "boner"), and soft tissue is not obligated to have any relationship to bone size.
@@Storel79 Comparing male genitalia to foot size is a myth, since there is nothing indicating anything. But soft tissue has a limit to how much it can expand. And the male genitalia can in fact be determined by hand size. I'll grant that it's with a margin of error larger that the other measurements, but the tip of the thumb to the tip of the index finger is approximately the length of the genitals, and the index and middle fingers together is approximately the width.
But you have a point about the soft tissue thing. the male genitalia has muscles. And like any muscle, it can be excersized, or even atrophied. But that's what makes the hand-to-genital comparison more interesting than the others, because of the lack of bones in the latter.
And it's vestigial to the point where it's uncommon, and it's small and only at the base of the male genitalia. But some people do in fact have bones in their genitals.
THEY WENT THERE! THEY FINALLY WENT THERE! Sorry kids time for your innocence to disappear.
I think this video is the first time yellow snow has been fully said why it's yellow. Every time I've seen it brought up its always assumed we know(which admittedly we all usually do)
You've done Disney villains in Squid Game, so how about which Disney heroes survives Squid Game?
I think the scene in the second emperors new groove when Yzma try to get Cronk to help her, is worse. I mean it is SOOO obious now that I am older. I reacently watched it with a friend, and when those lines came I was like "WTF?", turned to my friend and was like "that was an adult joke, right?", and she was like "yup.".
Like "this is a childrens movie, not here!"
The fact that they showed every part of Maggie and finished by saying "She's a model!" (Which she is, since she won several prizes) is simply the best scene every created
Yea, the whole scene in Nightmare Before Christmas where the townsfolk (especially the ladies) were basically fanboy/girling over him. That just delivered a tension of which I don't blame Jack wanting to get away from.
Gag with the seagull is that Smee rubs aftershave onto her so she squawks off in pain from the burning.
Ya know in Beauty and the beast Gaston’s friend started to pullout plumette’s(fifi) feathers (she is a duster). Her feathers acts as a dress and pulling out her feathers seems like a way to ‘reveal’ her before lumiere punches Gaston’s friend for trying to reveal his girlfriend (or crush)
LeFou is his name lol
Wife
And LeFou means "the crazy" in French
I feel he is tearing her apart or plucking out her feathers as he rips them from her skin like how the Chinese do to get down feathers to sell to us from live birds that they abuse. They don't kill them. They pluck them while they are alive and held upside down. Then they grow more feathers after being tortured in this way. And it happens again, until they are dead. You should become a vegan and not use things made from down. It's evil. Buy synthetic sleeping bags and coats. Not down.
@@lemurlover7975 Plumette is a duster 😂😂 not a bird
Ice Age Sinner Medals
Darwin- Scrat
Greed- Fast Tony & The Shangri Llama
Gluttony- Flynn
Lust- Scratte
Envy- Manny
Wrath- Captain Gutt
Sloth- Granny
Pride- Crash & Eddie
The weasel Buck should be pride instead of the possum brothers they are just naive and a little stupid.
@@chopsuymatus9349 you sure? Cuz they seem to be proud of their stupidity
"That two faced son of a jackal!"
I saw Aladdin before I started kindergarten, and I was in high school before I realized Aladdin meant "That backstabbing son of a bitch!"
So the judge said "Let me get this right Mickey you want to divorce your wife Minnie Mouse because she's crazy." He said "I didn't say she was crazy I said she was FUCKING GOOFY.
now That was adult humor! XD
The pink elephant part scared me so much as a kid.
4:42 That's the most adult thing in Peter Pan? How about children smoking, and Tiger Lily dancing in front of an obviously aroused Peter Pan?
Encanto had two dirty jokes in it, both related to alcohol
-The first is when Mirabel tells her family at Antonio's gift ceremony that there were cracks in the house and the magic was fading. Abuela tries to calm everyone by saying "the magic is strong! And so are the drinks!"
-The second is during Isabela's engagement dinner when Dolores tells Camilo about Bruno's vision, causing him to panic shapeshift and getting his face stuck. Abuela sees this and immediately begins refilling Mariano's mother's wine glass while smiling awkwardly, as Felix asks Camilo to "fix his face"
how is alchohol dirty?
Drunkenness isn't something that one would typically see in children's programs and movie
@@robinnico7702 wow really? i must have had a wierd childhood if i picked up all of these alchohol jokes then XD
@@cloudiiblossom were your parents heavy drinkers? Because if they were that might have something to do with it
@@robinnico7702 no.. my mom doesnt drink but she has worked at a bar since she was 19 so...
Hades totally talking about a one night stand gets me every time
I don't get it. Can someone please explain? 😅
@@animegirl76155 he said to Hercules when agreeing to free meg, “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we go home after - whaddya say? C’mon!”
@@JayAshBranAudioScripts Wowwww. I had no idea that was in the movie. Lol. 🙄
I love adult jokes. I'm not even gonna say anything more
Disney: We are recalling all 3.4 million copies of The Rescuers due to its brief but explicit frame of a topless woman in a window.
3.4 million owners of said movie: Eh... nope.
Should be upset, or glad, that I didn't understand quite a few of the jokes mentioned, at the age of 21?
Lemon Party from Cars? A bit obscure but worth a spot on this list IMO. Thank you for the vid!
Nickelodeon Couples healthy to toxic
Most healthy: Aang and Katara
Gray Area: Lincoln and Ronnie Anne
Most Toxic: Bob and Miriam
FWIW, the instrument the bard is drinking from isn't a guitar. I believe it's a mandolin.
Actually, it's a lute. Lutes are medieval precursors of guitars.
Tramp doesn’t mean what you think it means. Simply replace “tramp” with “rolling stone” and you have the definition. I just listened to the song and all she is saying is that he’s unreliable, he doesn’t stick around, but she still loves him. I don’t understand what’s dirty about that.
maybe then it kinda depends on what’s meant exactly by dirty?
Klaus Good to Evil
Most Good: Margu
Grey Area: Mogens
Most Evil: Mrs. Krumm
The pinck elephant thing is also refered to delirum tremens worlds best beer and a condition you get when you are an alcoholic.
You're totally stretching it with the Cinderella beads. He's probably flinching because his tail is hurting. If you were to yank on any animal's tail they'll either try to get away from you, or try to bite you.
1 point,. Perhaps a better candidate from Fantasia would be the Centaurs showering in the waterfall, where the girl is topless,or Chornibakh's released damned souls from Hell, stark naked.
About Aladdin, in translation on my language, he literally says a horse with two asses.
Please do a Ducktales reboot good to evil, most good: Santa, Launchpad, or Zan Owlson(the times she got mad were called for because she had to work with evil people with the minds of children and stubborn billionaires and actually cares for people and was doing a great job as mayor of Saint Canard), Grey: Gyro, most evil: Bradford.
Victorious Good to Evil
Most Good: ANDRÉ
Neutral: Tori
Most Evil: Jade
King Of The Hill Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest.
Aladdin made a comment, "two faced, son of a jackel!" Which is a replacement for the b word.
Just wanna say Tramp was a term in the early 20th century for a drifter or homeless person. Particularly in the late 20s and 30s during the depression
[nods] yes. not sure when it started being used to defame women of a less than sterling reputation.
That's true, but then again it could've been more of Disney's double ententreds (I forget the word, I'm not French) because of the 'no count' thing. I hate finding out these kinds of things, but I also hate being made fun of for not knowing it. Ugh, the internet, a slight blessing and a massive curse. GOODBYE SWEET CHILDHOOD!
29:50 "Honestly, there are probably UDDER reasons" - my brain
So sad that the “I’d like to make some sweet music outta him” from Hercules wasn’t here
Ummmm, the sacroiliac is on the spine not protecting the groin. Kaa was talking about his back.
13:08 Fine, I'll do the honors then. A' tall drink of water' is someone who is both tall and visually attractive.
...? how is that "naughty", "dirty" or anything Vaguely adult?
not nay saying you. that's what i had always thought that meant too.
i just don't understand why it's on the list. i thought maybe it had a meaning i wasn't privy to.