Tekashi 6ix9ine Has More Snitching to Do - Lights Out Lo-Fi Monologue (Apr 7, 2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • David Spade offers the latest on Tom Holland’s relationship status, Tekashi 6ix9ine’s snitching strategy, J.K. Rowling’s recovery and more. (Contains strong language.)
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Комментарии • 296

  • @cherylbarry9063
    @cherylbarry9063 4 года назад +89

    If David Spade is gone from Comedy Central then so am I. Big mistake. I will follow you where ever you go David.

    • @Davidsworldtravels
      @Davidsworldtravels 4 года назад +3

      Cheryl Barry do they even have any other live shows worth watching anymore

    • @1Straightwhiteman
      @1Straightwhiteman 4 года назад +1

      I love that dirty David Spade Bastard...

    • @ashabdrah
      @ashabdrah 4 года назад

      Subscribe to his channel 'David Spade'. He still does his bunker monologue there.

    • @martiketelsen4974
      @martiketelsen4974 4 года назад

      They keep that stupid puppet show on the Comedy Central and cancel David. What are those guys smoking. David is the only this I watch also.

  • @angiesimms886
    @angiesimms886 4 года назад +166

    Spade’s show is honestly the only show on Comedy Central that really funny. Everyone loves Lights Out

    • @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley
      @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley 4 года назад +1

      And unfortunately it has not been renewed for a second season 😪 that sucks

    • @josh021588
      @josh021588 4 года назад

      Haha 😂
      What about South Park?!
      And if you don’t like SP than your crazy?

    • @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley
      @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley 4 года назад

      @The Dutchess I think Comedy Central is going to Celtics show so they're shopping around

  • @MauiMauiMe
    @MauiMauiMe 4 года назад +54

    This has been a quarantine staple! D: I’m digging the beard. I will miss this very much. Your politics-free platform is the best.

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад +4

      "Quarantine staple". Absolutely. Couldn't have said it better. There's going to be a void after Spade is gone. Sucks.

  • @salsalero1277
    @salsalero1277 4 года назад +26

    How does Comedy Central cancel Spade's show, and keep Trevor Noah?

  • @EE-wj4xt
    @EE-wj4xt 4 года назад +46

    Spade’s original shtick was the art of the snarky retort, in which he still corners the market. However, he has since built a formidable second dominant position in the quirky fresh and subtle gesture / pantomime / sound effects game and no one can get near him on these signature combinations. In this he is unique.

    • @JamesMarsman
      @JamesMarsman 4 года назад +1

      and so much more really...hard to find naturally funny...comes across with ease

  • @kujo1978lol
    @kujo1978lol 4 года назад +58

    No one:
    Comedy Centeal: let's cancel our best ahow Lights Out and stick with Trevor Noah.

  • @williamtoft5765
    @williamtoft5765 4 года назад +28

    David, are you sure the show was cancelled? Did the Comedy Central bigwigs hear the R kelly/Covid 14 bit? Maybe tell them that one again, should be fine.

  • @stevenlawrence4392
    @stevenlawrence4392 4 года назад +76

    Mr Spade is a seriously funny comedian. It would seem foolish to cancel his very amusing show.

  • @thomasf.8640
    @thomasf.8640 4 года назад +66

    Spades got the best late night show! Rename it and do it independently.

  • @Jturner0081
    @Jturner0081 4 года назад +10

    Ok no! CANCELED!!??!!?? THIS is My Favorite Show!!! For Real!!! Damn!

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +47

    "I can't stay mad at this little spore..."

  • @Trinigirllilly1
    @Trinigirllilly1 4 года назад +38

    Can’t believe the show was cancelled

  • @Android-Zen
    @Android-Zen 4 года назад +56

    Turn this show into a youtube podcast like joe rogan.

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 4 года назад

      Android_Z
      David HATES podcasts though.

  • @punstress
    @punstress 4 года назад +51

    He's funnier than ever, so I'm sadder than ever. Pelican from the Flintstones reference in 2020 made me spit out my drink. Love you, Davey!

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso 4 года назад +17

    I would definitely tune in to a David Spade podcast. Make it happen!

  • @lunatom3
    @lunatom3 4 года назад +26

    DAVID SPADE HAS HIT HIS THANG. I'LL WATCH THIS SHOW WHERE EVER IT GOES. IT DESERVES SOOO MUCH MORE!

  • @sorryyournameistaken6880
    @sorryyournameistaken6880 4 года назад +5

    Just laughed so hard I had to use a pillow to stop waking my kid. Man I hope I get more of this, cc or not. F em.

  • @Jturner0081
    @Jturner0081 4 года назад +6

    Dude! I will follow you where ever you go! I need comedy in my life! You have the perfect dry humour we all need! ♥️♥️♥️

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 4 года назад +21

    Gotta appreciate Spade paying the writers to continue writing jokes even though he wont get paid any more.

    • @bigchig01
      @bigchig01 4 года назад +1

      I was actually thinking that these were more like his own jokes as compared to his monologues on lights out

  • @tracititus9791
    @tracititus9791 4 года назад +18

    Cashish. Every nuance is well thought out, clever, hilarious.
    Too many to name, brother.

  • @empress408
    @empress408 4 года назад +13

    Your show is good online. Made me binge a little “Rules of Engagement “. Loved that character. You will survive. Talent always does. 🤓

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 4 года назад +11

    Favorite joke: "I guess people are getting enough of a rush gambling with their lives walking into a grocery store. It's like a scratcher every time you stumble into Ralph's."

    • @lonelyone
      @lonelyone 4 года назад

      Also: "You can make anything happen with a little magic, a little imagination and 700 million dollars in your bank."

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 4 года назад +3

    They done ripped my heart out. Good job, Viacom.

  • @luffo9999
    @luffo9999 4 года назад +5

    Been watching these David Spade interviews for a few days now. Great way to pass the time, very entertaining 💚

  • @angellahoulbjerg4307
    @angellahoulbjerg4307 4 года назад +6

    lol who cares we're cancelled, made me laugh but I am pissed it is cancelled

  • @cherylbarry9063
    @cherylbarry9063 4 года назад +13

    “Is there a Spencer gifts around here?” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @PaulShillingTV1
    @PaulShillingTV1 4 года назад +9

    Spudley! Keep rock'in ... You're a proven host! Go where they treat you best!!

  • @RichCatelli
    @RichCatelli 4 года назад +3

    Great show as always David Spade. You should do a behind the scenes like in the start of your show use to. Also have that prop guy pop up but in a printed picture in random spots behind you 😂

  • @erikbedard713
    @erikbedard713 4 года назад +23

    Heather laughed at the Flintstones pelican joke.

    • @lonelyone
      @lonelyone 4 года назад +1

      "It's a living!"

    • @Jojo-xd7pt
      @Jojo-xd7pt 4 года назад

      Who is Heather?
      Her laugh is great

    • @erikbedard713
      @erikbedard713 4 года назад

      @@Jojo-xd7pt She's Davids production assistant.

  • @Ophelia_Pain
    @Ophelia_Pain 4 года назад +4

    I love these so much!
    Please keep the show going.

  • @TMBrox1
    @TMBrox1 4 года назад +4

    Love you David 💕💕💕💕💕

  • @phaedrabacker2004
    @phaedrabacker2004 4 года назад +5

    Your beard is coming along nicely. Keep on truckin. Joe Exotic the movie.

  • @suzem4569
    @suzem4569 4 года назад +4

    the charge chords for the old face shields don't work on the new ones... and they lose effectiveness twice as fast

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 4 года назад +2

    Love the callback to ‘Total Bastard Airlines!’ “Buh-Bye”

  • @poyoloko1961
    @poyoloko1961 4 года назад +3

    Hahahahaha! Ur the man !

  • @richardharris6058
    @richardharris6058 4 года назад +15

    If DAVID SPADE Was 6 foot tall he wouldn’t of been canceled

    • @thanksfernuthin
      @thanksfernuthin 4 года назад +1

      If he was 6 foot tall he wouldn't be a comedian you silly goose!

  • @jesscneal
    @jesscneal 4 года назад +1

    #1 Samuel McJackson - FKN LOL #2 Flintstones Pelican - ROFLKOPTER

  • @SeattleChick
    @SeattleChick 4 года назад +2

    They were going to cancel Seinfeld after 1 season. How bout that CC Execs. Hummmm

  • @Butterfli71
    @Butterfli71 4 года назад +1

    I hope a version of this show continues. I'll watch wherever it's available. You have been such a sanity saver the last few weeks David. Love you and your humor

  • @Dswiz69
    @Dswiz69 4 года назад +2

    Love you David

  • @canetoad6944
    @canetoad6944 4 года назад +2

    We know he’s got loose lips”
    Spade is clutch

  • @DaveItYourselfChannel
    @DaveItYourselfChannel 4 года назад +1

    " Madea got the 'Rona!".....Holy Shit! I am still crying from laughing so damn hard! I'm glad this guy is another 'Dave'! But, good god almighty Comedy Central, I can't believe your letting him go...I get it though, you're in business to make 'dollars' and not 'sense' and this decision clearly make NO SENSE! But true talent lives on despite the tribulations of the lesser. Wherever he goes, I know I'll be looking for him as everybody needs many GREAT laughs in these times and David Spade pumps them out like a damn geyser!

  • @PandaFG
    @PandaFG 4 года назад +3

    Huh, david spade is actually funny

  • @crombajaa
    @crombajaa 4 года назад +2

    Why the faq do they keep faqing up good shows!

  • @brokeneye27
    @brokeneye27 4 года назад +2

    Nooooooo this is bs....keep lo fi and I will pay to watch the show!

  • @kernelsa
    @kernelsa 4 года назад +1

    davey, that was some funny shit there bud! you and your writers are the best! thanks for keeping us laughing! love you

  • @deja_vu..
    @deja_vu.. 4 года назад +1

    I'm probably the only woman in the world that won't know what I'll do without you at 11:35 😢 (You've had all the others around that time of day.)

  • @breakingoutofthematrix.6482
    @breakingoutofthematrix.6482 4 года назад +1

    Nobody watches TV anymore anyway just do an Internet-based show people watch the shit out of it.

  • @Terry-ov6wd
    @Terry-ov6wd 4 года назад +1

    the show CAN keep going. talk to netflix, they greenlight ANYTHING!

  • @truenorthny
    @truenorthny 4 года назад +1

    All the other shows are one long Trump joke. This is the only one that was funny and spontaneous. Find a new home for it!

  • @TyKats34
    @TyKats34 4 года назад +1

    Comedy Central drops a genuinely funny show... more like Irony Central am I right??

  • @mrlurp
    @mrlurp 4 года назад +1

    I feel like I hit the lottery, when David Spade got his own show.
    Thank you. I’ll be kissing ass all week. 💩

  • @victoriamathew6670
    @victoriamathew6670 4 года назад +1

    David your the best! I laugh out loud my kids think I’m crazy😂

  • @montelou42
    @montelou42 4 года назад +2

    Purple lava lamp!!!💡💡💡💡

  • @BigRedShadevil
    @BigRedShadevil 4 года назад +1

    I would love it if you did a show that was Kaitlin Olson with her hair pulled back, cap on her head, and fake facial hair playing Sweet Dee imitating you.

  • @ava198
    @ava198 4 года назад +1

    When your toilet warns you your beads have not been sanitized 😯😯😜🤫

  • @jenBaker707
    @jenBaker707 4 года назад +1

    Spade is the only thing funny these days DO NOT STOP

  • @domdawg9000
    @domdawg9000 4 года назад +1

    Right on about the edibles, take em to the face! Madea got the Rona was epic!

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад +1

    The pelican from flintstones!!!! Puh -leeeeez set up another show somewhere somehow.

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +3

    1:35 I wasn't expecting to see Spade do that, but I'm not complaining.

  • @nushinmalek634
    @nushinmalek634 4 года назад +1

    no this is show is so damn funny ,whats wrong , maybe because spade is to good for fake media .

  • @RiseOfTheNew
    @RiseOfTheNew 4 года назад +1

    You are the man David. Hope you keep doing this.

  • @tassymccormick
    @tassymccormick 4 года назад +1

    He never fails to make me laugh out loud. #analbeads 😂

  • @led_5226
    @led_5226 4 года назад +1

    Bigger & better things are coming your way!!

  • @4steveburman
    @4steveburman 4 года назад +1

    The lottery joke was perfect!!! I do love your daily lights out segments

  • @ceemolecule
    @ceemolecule 4 года назад +1

    "it's a living .. and you have Lupis..."

  • @EA-cn7xl
    @EA-cn7xl 4 года назад +1

    Madea gets Da Rona by Tyler Perry 🤣😂🤣

  • @erinwilcox6517
    @erinwilcox6517 4 года назад +1

    When can we stop living in cages only out for food and back in cage again we aren't animals.i get this we need be safe we hard it all.

  • @javasoccernut
    @javasoccernut 4 года назад +1

    One of my dog's perked up at the squeak toy noise LOL. It made me laugh. And then the reminder that the show got cancelled made me cry. Crap.

  • @dianecalta5237
    @dianecalta5237 4 года назад +1

    I’ll watch you wherever you go!!!

  • @richardharris6058
    @richardharris6058 4 года назад +2

    David I wouldn’t tell jokes about Nigeria. You don’t want to burn any bridges!!!!! 🇳🇪

  • @joewagner4593
    @joewagner4593 4 года назад +1

    And yet we're on our 52nd season of Tosh

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +1

    Who Cares We're Canceled. that's life in general right now. do the Bye Bye

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks4876 4 года назад +1

    Best joke: Samuel mcjackson

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 4 года назад +1

    gotta love Spader!!

  • @t-race-ing7755
    @t-race-ing7755 4 года назад +1

    Peace Love and Dirt

  • @Carcarfranklin
    @Carcarfranklin 4 года назад +1

    The end... do the bye bye!

  • @tiffani_leigh1644
    @tiffani_leigh1644 4 года назад

    @ADAM SANDLER
    Please buy a network & create the BEST comedy channel TV will ever have. Preferably with DAVID SPADE hosting 3 talk shows. I could definitely use a little Spade coffee talk in the morning, some afternoon delight with David Spade & ofcourse a night cap with Davy.
    The world needs this now more than ever🙏

  • @tracyvanbragt2057
    @tracyvanbragt2057 4 года назад

    I Hope You Read Your Comments. Anyway today has been a bad day for me, I’ve been feeling kinda depressed. They always say Laughter is the best medicine. I bought two of the movies that You and Chris Farley were in Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. I just got done. Watching Tommy Boy with my Niece and Feel So Much Better. We Laughed so Much.
    Just want to let you know you are much Appreciated. Thank you for being on RUclips and continuing to Make Us All Laugh. 😊💞

  • @doggedout
    @doggedout 4 года назад

    Spade, so sorry for giving you shit. Had no idea CC would be that fukin stupid...
    Putting my camper shell on and moving to the desert outside Scottsdale!
    Drop by. Got Keystone, weed. Working on Percies....

  • @cgzx214
    @cgzx214 4 года назад +1

    Lmao so good #NMG

  • @letdtrubetol
    @letdtrubetol 4 года назад

    David, or Spade's network sounds like a blast... Fuck Comedy Central. Lol sorry cc I'm suportting my fav comedian and someone that makes you money! Lol not kidding.

  • @YawaruSan
    @YawaruSan 4 года назад

    I actually feel bad for David Spade. Like, I like seeing him as the butt of a joke, I don’t like seeing him get actually fucked over. Good luck man, I’m rooting for you for a change!

  • @vileguile4
    @vileguile4 4 года назад

    What...? Is this a joke? Are they canceling this show...?? Well, turn it into a youtube pod cast as someone mentioned in the comments. It is way too good to stop. You're way to good David. You're needed for our happiness ^_^

  • @earle0024
    @earle0024 4 года назад

    Davey! Let's see a list of scumbags hurt by Coronavirus. I'll start: 1. Front door package thieves 2. Serial adulterers 3. Man at gas station holding tiny gas can and asking for money for his "broken down car". Can't wait to see the rest

  • @studio5ive
    @studio5ive 4 года назад

    Goddammit. Canceled...?!!! Just another example of how the winners keep losing and the losers keep winning.

  • @ryanmitchell1421
    @ryanmitchell1421 4 года назад +1

    Actually, the virus looks like a cheap ass McDonald’s happy meal toy or Dollar store toy...

  • @chaim0001
    @chaim0001 4 года назад

    Dave, I was probably prejudiced by your Richard character but your show proved me wrong and I could not stop watching it, and now here. You make a lot of people laugh and it is really nice to have a comedy show that is not 90% used to bash Trump or any other politician. Thank you!

  • @robertlisenby7555
    @robertlisenby7555 4 года назад

    Hey Dave grew up in la over in glendora area. Stay healthy look forward to whatever next project you come up with. I'm one of your best fans. Keep f****** being cool.

  • @Wysedroid
    @Wysedroid 4 года назад

    OMG I thought the 'cancelling' was a joke... You guys are really cancelled? What a big mistake. Such high level comedy at a time like this when everyone needs it the most. Best show, best guests, shortest host.... Love this shit

  •  4 года назад

    Just when you think Spade can’t get funnier this is getting exponentially funnier don’t leave us Spade.
    Maybe your show getting canceled contributed to hear I don’t give a flying fuck attitude which is actually made in my opinion you take more risks because you don’t give a fuck which is why we give a fuck that you stay here with us.
    #SPADEDONTLEAVEUS

  • @zaz4667
    @zaz4667 4 года назад

    Definitely something wrong with David! He is going insane! David can get some of that out of work cash that the government is giving out! One time I heard david say on Howard Stern I think it was that he can't pull off the real dirty jokes but I think he's doing pretty good at the is with the "Beads" Joke and in other Bunker videos he says something about rimming! Hes good at twisted!

  • @stratobungle
    @stratobungle 4 года назад

    OMG the divorce payout math equation noises...... dude, I'm dyin' here. Spade keepin' it realz!

  • @josefamarcum5383
    @josefamarcum5383 4 года назад

    I hate that your show was cancelled. I looked forward to it everyday. Please continue online if possible! If anything we need humor at this time. Everyone I know loves you David Spade, keep up the good work, the network sucks ass!

  • @Sacroham
    @Sacroham 4 года назад

    Spade has been the Andrew Cuomo of late night during this quarantine ... Gonna miss ya bud! Probably do this bunker shit either way with or without the camera. Party on Wayne!

  • @stevetemple8826
    @stevetemple8826 4 года назад

    C'mon Dave quit screwing around and give us more videos. I know for a fact you're not busy.. Dave are you there? Hello! Damn he's gone....

  • @DingusMcWingus
    @DingusMcWingus 4 года назад

    Dude, I’m watching you on RUclips and your show is Fucking Funny as Shit!!
    Happy Easter, Buddy!!

  • @cam9930
    @cam9930 4 года назад

    Thank you for continuing to bring us entertainment from the bunker! We love you David spade!!! Keep on keepin on! Best jokes were the anal beads and Adele bit

  • @shaneburry
    @shaneburry 4 года назад

    The Adele divide by two, and the anal bead cleaning jokes. 😂🤣😂🤣 Also the iceman thing yesterday was perfect.

  • @fbowie21
    @fbowie21 4 года назад +1

    Best jokes race card and face shield charge cords