We Have Strong Opinions on Quarantine Food Delivery - Lights Out Lo-Fi Panel (Apr 7, 2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 апр 2020
  • Chris Hardwick and Sarah Tiana talk food delivery during quarantine, the dog that led the police on a car chase, and Megan Thee Stallion’s new declaration. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @theotherkangaroo
    @theotherkangaroo 4 года назад +25

    "I feel like flattening the curve is taking up most of my day" -- same here, Dave 😂

  • @stevew.7346
    @stevew.7346 4 года назад +71

    Can't believe they canceled this. Bring it back

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 4 года назад +1

      It could come back. The season ended at the same time they ended every live audience show because of the virus. It had good ratings.

    • @oldguyblues
      @oldguyblues 4 года назад

      Spade knows what a pod cast is yes

    • @albertcalvin1007
      @albertcalvin1007 2 года назад

      You all probably dont care but does someone know of a tool to log back into an Instagram account?
      I stupidly forgot my password. I would appreciate any tips you can offer me!

    • @nathanaxel8758
      @nathanaxel8758 2 года назад

      @Albert Calvin instablaster =)

    • @karissaransom3968
      @karissaransom3968 2 года назад

      Yeah cause the entire thing is about him signaling people in the illuminati

  • @Ziggans77
    @Ziggans77 4 года назад +209

    Comedy Central is Effing up big time canceling this show.......

    • @thedabdude420x6
      @thedabdude420x6 4 года назад +6

      Totally agree this show has been great with all this quarantine bs going on

    • @nedstudios6490
      @nedstudios6490 4 года назад +3

      Wait what? they canceled Lights out?

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 4 года назад +4

      I thought it was an April Fools joke. This is what kept CC on in my house.

    • @masteringenduro5354
      @masteringenduro5354 4 года назад +2

      Hopefully Netflix picks it up

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 4 года назад +9

      They cancelled Lights Out? WTF? This show is great - it’s the only nighttime show that lets me laugh and gets me away from stupid politics.

  • @Amp497
    @Amp497 4 года назад +68

    David, I heard you say that you were cancelled. Is that true? If so, in my opinion, you had a great show. You should just find another production company and go at it again. You have a style that people like. So, give it to us. We are with you. Thanks.

    • @stevew.7346
      @stevew.7346 4 года назад +6

      Comedy Central once again gets rid of their best shows and too soon

    • @joniramirez8036
      @joniramirez8036 4 года назад +1

      Oh no, you are such a favorite! Keep the lights on somewhere...

    • @philipmalaby8172
      @philipmalaby8172 4 года назад +7

      And yet the Daily Show continues...

    • @ericag5346
      @ericag5346 4 года назад

      Yea... give it to us.

  • @ubetchaslots
    @ubetchaslots 4 года назад +39

    eff comedy central davey this is ur niche, please stay in this format on utube, u will get milions of subs. ya funny n we lov u, xojodia, Gray's mum

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 года назад +1

      50 Spades of Gray

  • @nosmoking5366
    @nosmoking5366 4 года назад +2

    Spade is the best. His pantomiming the dog driving is priceless!

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 4 года назад +10

    Fun panel! I love when Spade compared himself to a shrimp cocktail.

  • @awakeningwithkerry5725
    @awakeningwithkerry5725 4 года назад +12

    “Were you trying to French him? What’s happening!?!” Pffthahaha
    Thank you, for taking time to share jokes w the World.
    You all are bringing change one laugh at a time.

  • @ea532
    @ea532 4 года назад +13

    I love love love this show, David is so naturally funny! Chris Hardwick is so cool I can't believe he has that Spaceballs helmet.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 4 года назад

      Thanks Norm Macdonald for sticking up for Chris Hardwick in the press. Anybody ever having anybody's back is about all we humans have got.

    • @distantandvague
      @distantandvague 3 года назад

      You would think a slimy dork like Hardwick would be cool

  • @mhicks31
    @mhicks31 4 года назад +3

    "frosted flakes is the finest dinner cereal" HA! so good.

  • @Ophelia_Pain
    @Ophelia_Pain 4 года назад +15

    Yay! More David!
    Wow so nice to see Chris again.

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад

      Chris Hardwick Chronicles

  • @Carcarfranklin
    @Carcarfranklin 4 года назад +1

    The dog owner decided to let a dog drive that’s hilarious

  • @r.wesleydukes2825
    @r.wesleydukes2825 4 года назад +4

    I love this show, Spade is always fun.

  • @ava198
    @ava198 4 года назад +3

    "Youre in such a good mood mom" "Im drunk honey"

  • @DaveItYourselfChannel
    @DaveItYourselfChannel 4 года назад

    "I'm too fucked up, you drive" (gives keys to dog)
    HOLY SHIT Chris, HILARIOUS! I saw that event play out in my mind!!!

  • @nanwilder2853
    @nanwilder2853 4 года назад +2

    Best line: “I feel like trying to flatten the curve takes up most of my day...”
    A lot of your funniest stuff involves you pantomiming-like dog driving car.

  • @csea725
    @csea725 4 года назад +4

    I'm so sad!! Why is this show cancelled?! I love love love it 😭😭

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 года назад

      get a hobby

  • @murphymolloy55
    @murphymolloy55 4 года назад +1

    Loved. Laughed alot. Thank you!

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 4 года назад +4

    That's why I am a shrimp cocktail XD

  • @akapinkladybug
    @akapinkladybug 4 года назад +1

    Looking forward to your hysterical show finding a new home! Spade you are the best.

  • @InsaneTribe
    @InsaneTribe 4 года назад +1

    Another great show. Keep them going, it's great to laugh in such stressful times.

  • @Elmerphant
    @Elmerphant 4 года назад

    This made me laugh so hard 😂 thanks!

  • @joeybagodonuts6683
    @joeybagodonuts6683 4 года назад

    I'm really enjoying these short-form off the cuff conversations. Thanks!

  • @hirawyne882
    @hirawyne882 4 года назад

    "Tikka marsela!" 😂. Love you David!!!! So much!!!!🤗

  • @QueerBiNatureNYC
    @QueerBiNatureNYC 4 года назад

    Thank You! I really needed that :D

  • @ericbooth1788
    @ericbooth1788 4 года назад

    The dog chasing cars joke had me rolling, I had to rewatch. Gunna miss your show Spader!💯🔥

  • @Gidget521
    @Gidget521 4 года назад +1

    OMG...The Last Prom!! Flashback to 1984. 😂

  • @DiditDah
    @DiditDah 4 года назад +5

    Obligatory plugs... my coffee maker. (Miller Impression). Keep the faith Spade, I was really digging Lights Out for some relief from the circus of news the past 3 years.

  • @russellbray4594
    @russellbray4594 4 года назад

    Great episode Dave. Love the semi-structured comedic mayhem. Hugely entertaining.

  • @JB-fd6gr
    @JB-fd6gr 4 года назад +1

    Chris Hardwick was so spot on about this time .. just take care of yourself, your family and friends...

  • @rubyrayne8
    @rubyrayne8 4 года назад +6

    I love the face that Dave made when Chris said he was making food.

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад

      😁😂🤣😁😂🤣😁

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 года назад

      Same. I think they had a few (we're eating so badly) jokes lined up, then Chris says he is making the dinners... (David & Sarah: "Oh fuq me... now I look bad.")

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 года назад

      1. Chris Hardwick: "We're MAKING all our food."
      2. Also Chris Hardwick: "I'm eating Frosted Flakes cereal for dinner."

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад

      @@VideoNozoki Chris Hardwick 🔥🔥

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад

      @@VideoNozoki Adorable

  • @kristinesader2114
    @kristinesader2114 4 года назад +1

    Don't leave David! If you can't be on C.C., then make a way to keep doing this on youtube. We all need a laugh.

  • @Jay-wk9xj
    @Jay-wk9xj 4 года назад +1

    Wherever this show goes, I'll follow..;

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад

    The comedy is awesome- so great to see Sarah back - you guys have to keep doing this. It feels like a family! The chemistry, the comedy, even when you guys are just talking regular topics! Hope that doesn’t sound weird.

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven 4 года назад +1

    We love you David! Great job as ALWAYS. Stay safe and healthy. =)

  • @ubetchaslots
    @ubetchaslots 4 года назад

    yasssss spadey the doggie driver bit w ur gueststar cohosts, had me rollin, i needed my inhalder lmao, Gray's mum

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 4 года назад +1

    I just saw the dark helmet! That's awesome. Chris has a bunch of cool knick-knacks around his home.

  • @seakelp3508
    @seakelp3508 4 года назад +8

    When was the last time Chris went bowling? Oh, nevermind, you have a Dark Helmet. Sarah's baby is absolutely adorable. I want to know, what animated universe David comes from.

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 4 года назад

    Oh god, the whole dog driving/Fast & Furious scenario had me cracking up.

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 года назад +2

    Chris I shrieked at the Spaceballs Helmit that is awesome

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven 4 года назад +2

    You are NOT the only one drinking, Rite Aid alcohol section has been picked over, heavily. haha.

  • @christopherrichardson6092
    @christopherrichardson6092 4 года назад

    "a molecule of responsibility" LOL

  • @mattprather3140
    @mattprather3140 4 года назад

    Great panel. You and your show will be missed. You rock David.

  • @jamesbnorman1
    @jamesbnorman1 4 года назад +1

    this was a great show

  • @DanYeLL2003
    @DanYeLL2003 4 года назад

    The Spaceball’s helmet! That is an awesome piece of cinema history.

  • @ericdempsey4952
    @ericdempsey4952 4 года назад +2

    Love Spade!

  • @bbqnetwork8536
    @bbqnetwork8536 4 года назад

    Thanks David I love this video I hope you can do a police academy 4 commentary that would be great I love that movie

  • @evil5150
    @evil5150 4 года назад

    amazing. great content

  • @juliejackson4062
    @juliejackson4062 4 года назад

    I enjoyed this episode while eating my take out burrito!

  • @michaelmcconnell3631
    @michaelmcconnell3631 4 года назад

    Hey Comedy Central, keep the lights on for Lights Out

  • @johnlindahl6917
    @johnlindahl6917 4 года назад +1

    Shower in morning to clean off the slime and sludge. The 2nd shower around dinner is for something to do, showers bring structure!!!

  • @amyjacquelineg.9541
    @amyjacquelineg.9541 4 года назад

    Love Crab Rangoon’s... we can order them? Only good news of my day.

  • @dyers1210
    @dyers1210 4 года назад +5

    the wife and I use to go out to eat maybe once a month if we were lucky...amazed at how many people dont cook.

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 4 года назад +3

      im amazed at how many people dont realize how gross restaurants are.

    • @americanpriness1
      @americanpriness1 4 года назад +1

      LastbutNotFirst 🤢

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад +1

    8 point turn!!!! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 my parking space is between two huge trucks and a huge truck parked behind me. My superior back that thing up skills are completely useless in that case.

  • @chadbobinger5903
    @chadbobinger5903 4 года назад

    This show is great. Comedy central don't know what they're doing. SPADES THA MAN!!!

  • @artruano
    @artruano 4 года назад +1

    How?! What?! Of course it's canceled.... It was one of my favorite things to watch.

  • @ambatrondavis9488
    @ambatrondavis9488 4 года назад +4

    All restaurants and take outs etc are closed in NZ. Unless you cook it yourself there is no warm food to be bought.

    • @debbiet5430
      @debbiet5430 4 года назад

      So sorry. In New Jersey. Take out is open and anything with food. Have only ordered pizza in almost a month.

    • @ambatrondavis9488
      @ambatrondavis9488 4 года назад +1

      @@debbiet5430 don't be sorry. It's all about eliminating risk and our government has acted amazingly. Pizza would be nice though haha. Stay safe.

    • @ambatrondavis9488
      @ambatrondavis9488 4 года назад

      @accordion_devotionals if I could, I would get weed delivered too haha.

    • @dangerousdylan6262
      @dangerousdylan6262 4 года назад

      Damn that sucks

    • @ambatrondavis9488
      @ambatrondavis9488 4 года назад

      @@dangerousdylan6262 honestly, no disrespect and no harm. But there is no other country in the world I would rather be.. Pizza would be nice though.

  • @seankehoe8658
    @seankehoe8658 4 года назад

    Spade you are killing it

  • @kathleenhall2470
    @kathleenhall2470 4 года назад +1

    David, I just heard about your show by reading comments. I love your show! I hope your show gets picked up by another network. Good luck.

  • @Carcarfranklin
    @Carcarfranklin 4 года назад +3

    Tiger King and wine. Honestly I love Sarah she’s great.

  • @dylanappenfeldt2442
    @dylanappenfeldt2442 4 года назад

    You Got Me On Frosted Flakes

  • @JoseGranny
    @JoseGranny 4 года назад +1

    Sarah Tiana is so funny 😆😅🤣

  • @corygaskell5574
    @corygaskell5574 4 года назад

    Love ya Spade! Also Hardwick is and has been the most understated comic/host/actor/creator or all the stuff he’s done since forever. Holler at the Sarah homie! Idk her work but I assume she’s dope too. Keep dropping lo-fi content

  • @calvinlokinferhobbs2249
    @calvinlokinferhobbs2249 4 года назад +6

    Tryn to flatten the curve takes up my whole day..DS2020

  • @thanksfernuthin
    @thanksfernuthin 4 года назад

    Space Balls helmet is a BOSS move. Kudos, sir.

  • @samikaze79
    @samikaze79 4 года назад

    Best ever lol.

  • @abigail2795
    @abigail2795 4 года назад +1

    It's funny to see their hair while on lockdown.

  • @jtomczak100
    @jtomczak100 4 года назад

    Spade is killin is during quarantine

  • @kjam1709
    @kjam1709 2 года назад

    OMG!! I want to buy the dark helmet prop from Chris now!

  • @Carcarfranklin
    @Carcarfranklin 4 года назад

    Red asphalt lol

  • @ubetchaslots
    @ubetchaslots 4 года назад +2

    one of the best ones. where do i subscribe for Davey TV? fa realz tho. Gray's mum

  • @andriki88
    @andriki88 4 года назад +1

    Keep it going

  • @jeffreym68
    @jeffreym68 4 года назад

    Props to Hardwick for Dark Helmet. I must now see Spaceballs for the umpteenth time.

  • @richardnogginiv
    @richardnogginiv 4 года назад +13

    Is that Batman standing behind Chris?

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад

      It's Michael Jackson in his Smooth Criminal outfit.

  • @apatheticallyconcerned6574
    @apatheticallyconcerned6574 4 года назад

    I've been eating less actually since this quarantine started. It's a combination of not doing any strenuous work at all plus being worried I won't be able to get more food in the coming weeks so I don't want to use up what I have stocked. If anything, I'm gonna lose a few pounds.

  • @RoxanneJ
    @RoxanneJ 4 года назад +1

    IM SO UPSET !! BRING BACK LIGHTS OUT (after the pandemic is under control)

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 года назад

    Okay Chris whose portrait is in the background and I love it and everything around it

  • @marks7654
    @marks7654 4 года назад

    I am still trying to figure out the thrust to lift ratio for David's gold helicopter....

  • @garfunkle5447
    @garfunkle5447 4 года назад

    "What, you went over my Helmet?"

  • @iryaniedit2317
    @iryaniedit2317 4 года назад +1

    This is like that film 3 men and a baby

  • @johngammon7891
    @johngammon7891 4 года назад

    It never failed after seeing those videos in Drivers Ed. Class the School lunch would be spaghetti.....

  • @FerdinandCesarano
    @FerdinandCesarano 4 года назад

    This show is so great. What a shame that it is being cancelled. Chris Hardwick being on here is appropriate because Lights Out fills the role that @Midnight did for a while, in that it introduced me to great comics whom I really didn't know before. Indeed, Sarah Tiana was one of the excellent comedians whom I first heard of on @Midnight.
    Side point: Sarah Tiana is incredibly beautiful.

  • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
    @TheOriginalCaptainTrips 4 года назад +1

    King Ralph's...good 1

  • @biffbifford402
    @biffbifford402 4 года назад +8

    Not me. I’m eating cleaner now than I have in years. Hitting my weights and biking/walking 6x a week. Making lemonade out of lemons.

  • @tifftom
    @tifftom 4 года назад

    L O V E David!!!!!!!!!!

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks4876 4 года назад

    Best part: the helmet

  • @christinaadams1235
    @christinaadams1235 4 года назад +1

    My dad told me I was driving a two ton coffin. Yeah, that didn’t make me scared of driving at all...

  • @Jeremyramone
    @Jeremyramone 4 года назад +8

    Could watch the d miller impressions for the entire show.

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад +1

    4:45 no hun you're not the only one.. Cheers

  • @kathleenhall2470
    @kathleenhall2470 4 года назад

    Sarah, your baby is adorable and you look great.

  • @grrmtthgrrmtth3000
    @grrmtthgrrmtth3000 4 года назад +2

    Hey David

  • @gdawg4674
    @gdawg4674 4 года назад

    Who needs food delivery when you have 1990s deion Sanders of the past 😂😂😂😂

  • @ericbooth1788
    @ericbooth1788 4 года назад

    Hardwicks joke about aggressive pit bull drivers was classic 🔥

  • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
    @TheOriginalCaptainTrips 4 года назад

    fukin' cool-ass Spaceballs memorabilia

  • @deanmcauliffe2622
    @deanmcauliffe2622 4 года назад +1

    Food deliveries have been banned in NZ

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 4 года назад

    Mmm love rangoon 😋

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 4 года назад +2

    Space Balls!

  • @ubetchaslots
    @ubetchaslots 4 года назад

    i def crave crab rangoon, n my chinese place within a mile, doesnt answer lately, n i dont want to drive 4miles and ive called 3x in past few days lol

    • @chip_stars
      @chip_stars 4 года назад

      Gray Amen I make crab & cream cheese wontons at home. Super easy. Just buy pre-made wonton pastry, imitation crab & cream cheese. Mix cream cheese and crab to taste. Fill wontons, close, and fry in oil. Boom. You’ve just made generic crab rangoon.

  • @downhillphilm.6682
    @downhillphilm.6682 4 года назад

    red asphalt, how funny...BUT a great rock band name!!!!

  • @bettyboop1577
    @bettyboop1577 4 года назад +3

    Singled Out corona-style!!