The McMuffled cough joke was money. I just got back from the grocery shopping, had a tickle in my throat (or potentially deadly virus) and was terrified to cough aloud. The muffling is real.
We still need a shout out to the laughing woman in the background. She's golden. I also love the sound effects and most of all, these segments bring uncensored. Great job, David.
Thanks for doing your show during the Corona Apocalypse. You're the best! I love the COVID-19 with glasses bit! Definitely keep it until you go back to normal operations.
Spudley!!! Killing it with featuring the guests on video chat... it's easily 70% as entertaining as the regular show... That's a complement not an insult because it's THAT good!....Quick Note... Re-hashing the prior day's jokes???? Remember , we're making people laugh...not making history. Like a "Special Use" Kleenex- using it the FIRST time is fun... The same one the SECOND time, well
It's got to the point where I don't even listen to anyone that says the word Covid without those glasses on. Not really, because of the whole it being a huge deal and all, but the glasses just really lighten the blow.
Thank you for being THE ONLY HOLLYWOOD Star that is true to their art and true to their craft as well as true to their audience!!! You have become the new big fucking deal star in my life!! Keep it up please!! You make my day, week and life!!
my bunker is gettin' kinda stanky....gotta air it out....open a door and WHOOSH the smoke all goes out. owell, refresh the bong, time for another round.
Eve Duran is that what it was? I was trying to figure out what it was, I didn’t think he was just forcibly poking the animals but it looked bad without context.
My hair team bailed on me... but I brushed my hair the other day. Does that count? You know who is going to make all the money when this lockdown is over? The spas.We all will need a haircut, massage, foot spa, mani/pedi. It will be glorious! 😎
Kanye West plans for his Sunday service to go global in 2020. So if I remember the order correctly that means locusts in 2021 or is it rivers of blood? I forget. Lots to look forward to.
I don’t think answering the DirecTV remote is going to be productive. Unless I was mistaken and that was the Joe Exotic tiger line By all means, grab it. Joe’s in a hurry. To hurry up and wait for the next 25 years to go by. ;)
Hey Davie, Question: Of the 3 things you are currently experiencing, which is one is the Worst?? House arrest, Adrenochrome withdrawals, or the mutated COVID??
Tell TOM HANKS HIS SCRIPT WRITING SKILLS ARE LESS THEN IMPRESSIVE... SATAN CRUSHES HIS OWN FIRST😉 ACCEPT CHRIST AND BE SAVED FROM WHAT'S COMING... WELL.... UNLESS YOU PHYSICALLY PARTOOK.... 😈.... WELL THEN ITS A WRAP.... AS THEY SAY IN THE BIZ...😨 ....ETERNITY..... ....ETERNITY.... SEPARATE WHEAT FROM TARES...
Thanks Dave 🙋🏼♀️ This virus is like Russian roulette, you never know who’s going to get it and how they’re going to react to it and if they’re gonna live through it. People should be thinking about getting right with the man upstairs during this time for sure!
I'm going with : adopt a dog leash for one month supply of free corona extra, from the cover of 'don't hold thy breath' annual!! Not as much beer, infinitely more fun!!
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i love spades low energy. usually night show hosts are so energetic but im like dude its 11:30 and im tryna wind down
David’s giddiness when he uses his sound effects machine is the best part.
You like those funny sounds?
Robert Desmond
I’m pretty sure that during the pandemic, we are allowed to slap socially inept virgin gamer type trumptard losers👍🏻
Prince Charles is in quarantine with Covid-19. Prince Andrew is in quarantine with Emily-15.
everything4004 That was the best laugh I’ve had all day!
How long until we recover...
From the "Imagine" video?
Lol
Easter Sunday.
Epic burn by David Spade!
Best part of the day .... Comedy David Spade!
The McMuffled cough joke was money. I just got back from the grocery shopping, had a tickle in my throat (or potentially deadly virus) and was terrified to cough aloud.
The muffling is real.
Yes. That got the literal lol from me
We still need a shout out to the laughing woman in the background. She's golden. I also love the sound effects and most of all, these segments bring uncensored. Great job, David.
Egg McMuffled cough! That was hilarious
Why can’t I find a guy like David Spade ?
Any pool hall, there's a skinny guy with weird facial hair like that.
What?!! The guy's a total asshole in real life.
Imagine no celebrities sounds like paradise
O.J. has always been happy the game of golf requires only one glove.. he lost the other one.
Jeff Rogers 😂
That was good, Jeff. That was good!
Is he still looking for the real killer.
Your hair looks just like mine!
My team accomplished it by...brushing it towards the back of my head.
It was like magic!
I am watching "John Wick Chapter 2 and during the commercial break giggling at David Spade jokes. Now back to the blood shed.
I hope he keeps this going after the quarantine ... gooberly hilarious
Jeeeezzz Dave! Iam sitting here alone, LAUGHING my ARSE OFF LOUDLY! 😂 love ya..
Mike Tyson use to pay for a lot of things.
Like false allegations....
HAHA hair team! You look awesome David! That whole video was really funny!
I live for these and especially the...👓...every time you say COVID 19. Way to make a little joy in an otherwise dismal time. Thank you.
Looked like Gary Oldman as Commissioner Gordon with the glasses on at the beginning
I had no idea today was Friday!!
This Ellen guy is hilarious!
Speaking of which, I want her on this bunker show!
David always kills it.
All I know is that Carole Baskin definitely fed her husband to them cats.
I never really appreciated make up artists till now. And lighting. These are the true geniuses in entertainment.
Thanks for doing your show during the Corona Apocalypse. You're the best! I love the COVID-19 with glasses bit! Definitely keep it until you go back to normal operations.
Spudley!!! Killing it with featuring the guests on video chat... it's easily 70% as entertaining as the regular show... That's a complement not an insult because it's THAT good!....Quick Note... Re-hashing the prior day's jokes???? Remember , we're making people laugh...not making history. Like a "Special Use" Kleenex- using it the FIRST time is fun... The same one the SECOND time, well
Damn it he’s starting to look his age but still has his humor
That covid 19 glasses thing is bomb diggity davey.
Everything was entertaining but I laughed out loud when Spade ended that Kentucky joke with, "It's fuckin' tits."
It's got to the point where I don't even listen to anyone that says the word Covid without those glasses on. Not really, because of the whole it being a huge deal and all, but the glasses just really lighten the blow.
Nothing like a joke that you can't use something as simple as a comb without assistance.
ERY Funny Dave! It’s like you’re doing a mini SNL show!!! 👍
David you're so good. I'm glad I found you. Squeak squeaker squeakin
OJ joke was Norm Macdonald status
Love you. Making my days🎉💫
"Just give me a frame, I'm good"! Lmfao!
Thank you, thank you thank you for keeping me laughing!!! I wish you had the audience to laugh at you. :)
I was laughing out loud like a lunatic watching this one. A GEM!!!
hair & make up in the relief package 🤣 and i dont think we'll ever recover from that imagine video
Is that.... 👓 CoVid19 Hair.
And that howl sound effect woke my cat up, Ha!
Doing great Davey. You are an American treasure !!!!!
Who is the woman laughing in the background? Introduce her!
He won't show her. Ok, I'm just going to guess then...Paula Abdul? Kelly Clarkson? John Lovitz? I give. ;>)
ernieD John Lovitz! 😂😂😂
Thank you for being THE ONLY HOLLYWOOD Star that is true to their art and true to their craft as well as true to their audience!!! You have become the new big fucking deal star in my life!! Keep it up please!! You make my day, week and life!!
Loving these! Thank goodness for the bill that allowed Dave’s hair doing! God bless America
David Spade is my favorite!!!
Thanks for doing this! Whats the story of Lego Joe Dirte?
my bunker is gettin' kinda stanky....gotta air it out....open a door and WHOOSH the smoke all goes out. owell, refresh the bong, time for another round.
‘stick-poking’🤣 I think he was anesthetizing ‘em
Eve Duran is that what it was? I was trying to figure out what it was, I didn’t think he was just forcibly poking the animals but it looked bad without context.
Gal Gadot Imagine video joke got me 🤣🤣🤣
Love ya Dave,keep it up👍🏻
Check you out Spade, discreetly showing off your cd collection on that desk.
Thomas Lennon should be tiger king
I liked the Wonder Woman, Imagine video joke
Spade making outbreaks hilarious
2020 the year all celebrities became youtubers
Where are you getting this gigantic paper???
DAVID SPADE do a new lightly used Joe Dirt scene for us. I promise at least I’ll laugh. Loved Joe Dirt.
hi im Spade.. what's a comb used for? too rich to look it up or try it out for myself
Daniel Day Lewis as Joe Exotic. Sinbad as Carole. Do it
My hair team bailed on me... but I brushed my hair the other day. Does that count?
You know who is going to make all the money when this lockdown is over? The spas.We all will need a haircut, massage, foot spa, mani/pedi. It will be glorious! 😎
Is David using some extra large paper size, or does normal 8 1/2 x 11 just look huge in his hands?
Please increase your volume in the edit
Any Mike Tyson joke wins for me
This shit is so good! My new favorite place to get the news lol
Is there an episode where David doesn’t speak about porn ? I think he might need help ...
Spade looks like Maria Bamford with a mustache.
Hey, David finally figured out how to turn his phone sideways. Hahaha. :P
This wasn't taken with a phone nor is he operating the camera. Nice try though.
Good one Davy.. good one..
The imagine-video joke was spot on!
Kanye West plans for his Sunday service to go global in 2020. So if I remember the order correctly that means locusts in 2021 or is it rivers of blood? I forget. Lots to look forward to.
Lo-fi spade is awesome
Just saw The do Over. What will you call the sequel?
Who would be calling you on your DirecTV remote control? And at this hour.
KY here. That Sonic on the main drag IS a big fucking deal.
You make the COVID less bearable!
Just joking I watch you more than I wash my hands!
Your "COVID-19" bit reminds me of John Hurt.
Smart with the Lo-Fi tag, get those tweens
Love David’s delivery and “Losing your marbs” has to catch on everywhere!
Why do you still have CD's? Ask your intern how to use Spotify.
You’re good, but who the world needs now is Red Skelton. He supplied not only the jokes but the laughs.
I think the orb lady was inspired by the Bubble Boy from Seinfeld.
Niice! Classy... Now can we get some Class Act!
Thx...much love and respect.😇
I don’t think answering the DirecTV remote is going to be productive. Unless I was mistaken and that was the Joe Exotic tiger line By all means, grab it. Joe’s in a hurry. To hurry up and wait for the next 25 years to go by. ;)
Wonder Woman 84 next trailer should just be the Imagine video
Hey Davie,
Question: Of the 3 things you are currently experiencing, which is one is the Worst??
House arrest, Adrenochrome withdrawals, or the mutated COVID??
Tell TOM HANKS HIS SCRIPT WRITING SKILLS ARE LESS THEN IMPRESSIVE...
SATAN CRUSHES HIS
OWN FIRST😉
ACCEPT CHRIST AND BE SAVED FROM WHAT'S COMING...
WELL....
UNLESS YOU PHYSICALLY PARTOOK.... 😈....
WELL THEN ITS A WRAP....
AS THEY SAY IN THE BIZ...😨
....ETERNITY.....
....ETERNITY....
SEPARATE WHEAT FROM TARES...
If you dont love me at my corona than you dont deserve me at my covid...
A COUPLE SNIPETS! OH DAVE!
He looks so small next to those sheets of paper! I knew he was a little feller, but day'um!
Aren't you terrified at this point.....better hoard some sunscreen bro.....it's gonna get hot as hell....
is that an average 8.5x11 sized letter paper? looks like banner
kristoffer baldovino ... the larger the paper, the larger the fonts....to read da words.
Conan O'Brien hair
Does adrenochrome help with the hair? And what's up with that weird Tom Hanks message in an earlier video post? Communication through minecraft?
Keep it REAL.
Much love and R.E.S.P.E.C.T⚓
Trudeau's to the sound guy who helped you hook up your audio better for those little bliperty bloos at the end of each what you might call jokes.
Clean up on isle orb 😂
The McMuffled cough joke was horrendous my dude! The Tyson saying oranges was def the best!
Thanks Dave 🙋🏼♀️ This virus is like Russian roulette, you never know who’s going to get it and how they’re going to react to it and if they’re gonna live through it. People should be thinking about getting right with the man upstairs during this time for sure!
Especially if obesity runs in your jeans
I'm going with : adopt a dog leash for one month supply of free corona extra, from the cover of 'don't hold thy breath' annual!!
Not as much beer, infinitely more fun!!
Gd work Dave
Could he make another buddy movie with Mathew Perry? Something you could watch stoned, perhaps a remake of BLAME IT ON RIO.