Bethenny Frankel Is Donating a Ton of Face Masks - Lights Out Lo-Fi Monologue (March 24, 2020)
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- David Spade updates the world on Kylie Jenner’s coronavirus video, Bachelor Pete Weber moving out of his parents’ house and more.
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#LightsOut #DavidSpade #StayHome
Spade outshines Fallon, Colbert, Kimmel and Noah in post-Covid19 comedy writing. Well done, sir🙌
I love that Spade has clearly gone as insane as everyone else who is stuck at home right now. Props to him for keeping the jokes coming.
Yeah that motorcycle exit pretty much clinched it. haha
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Your sound effects are PRICELESS, always makes me crack the f#$% up. And I miss seein yo mama. She's so stinkin cute🥰
You’ve got the best Quarantine late night show right now - by Far! The Jimmys and their jokes aren’t coming close and neither is anyone else. Killin it Spade!
Can you put a Q on the blackboard for next video?
Best thing going during this epidemic
David will still seem like a 25-year-old when he's 70.
The Covid and glasses bit gets suspenseful music now? Wow, it was a good bit, but now it's awesome!
Agreed👍
You’re unpronounceable... OH!
I laughed the hardest at the glassy stare into the void when he's supposed to be looking at the camera. (We need to rate the jokes... right?)
Spade and all the other celebs look scared like they blood was tainted
Facebook joke and Stevie Knicks joke were the ones that got me, especially Dave's delivery...priceless XD
You're always on point, Davey!
Keep it up, Hot Shot!
Followed the white rabbit here! - got directions from Q
The Stevie Nicks/Harry Styles joke was money, Spade !
Yes his comparison made more sense than Stevie's
My favorite part was at the end when you licked the covid-19 off your thumb!! Omg I’m gonna miss you!! Too soon?
😂😂😂
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Can someone please make a GIF out of the "hey kids!" Elmo joke!
😂🤣😂🤣😂 Ding!
@@ericturner2477 Nice gif- thanks dude!
To think majority comes for comedy and elite few come for clues and coding... we def need a Q on the blackboard next vid...
“Oh you need grenades? Oh we have $50 thousand million...”. 😂😂🤣 Yeah, what are they doing with all those kinds of supplies?
David still has CD's :p
I was calling for a boycott of Hobby Lobby for all kinds of reasons for the last several years. Thanks Spade. We can add that insanity to it. I think it's time for Dave Green to join John Schnatter in 'retirement.'
Dude, your basement bunker looks better every time!
Nobody wants to see your bath tub. Really. Don't do that.
Seriously.
Aw the framed gap girls photo on the wall 😭❤️
YESSSS SPADE KEEP EM COMING THANK U FOR UR SERVICE
Where's your buddy Hanks? You next
Hobby Lobby also said God told them that their female employee's shouldn't have access to birth control via their health insurance plans.
Actually they just didn't want to PAY FOR SPWCIFIC KINDS OF CONTRACEPTION...sounds like you missed the FACTS completely...they can have all the access they want...just have to pay for it if it's not covered.
"The privately-owned corporation Hobby Lobby, an Oklahoma-based craft store with self-described Christian values, argued that they...should not have to cover certain emergency contraception because of their religious beliefs. The company objected to paying for emergency contraception including Plan B, Ella-both commonly known as the morning after pill-plus two types of IUDs. Hobby Lobby said they believe these types of birth control amount to abortion. The company did not object to covering other types of contraception, including birth control pills."
Love you for keeping these up! Also waiting for the day you just appear from the bunker dressed as Joe Dirt
Is that a peaky blinder hat?
FUNNY FUNNY MR SPADE HAHAHHAHAAA
The German joke was pure gold
(#272) The Queen joke was great!!! ❤ you David Spade!!!
Wasn't Tear-jerker the name of Roger's Bond-esque villain in the old episode of American Dad?
David you are a joy to behold
Mr. Spade, I used to think you kinda sucked-maybe you were trying too hard? Anyhoo, now I think you have some good joke writers, and often (👏) deliver them in a way that is mildly-medium amusing! One not so teensy problem, though? You have a tendency to SWALLOW your...words; by retracting your turkey neck (Oops, too honest), as you’ve probably heard before, outside of your basement. My advice-hard won and put away wet-Mr. Spade, is to LIFT (proudly!) your tu...neck, while you deliver comedy Unobtanium to your audience. If we can hear it, we MIGHT laugh heartily, alone (by choice!) in our living rooms-with the toilet seat down!
Please, more Larry King improv. For instance, you could have done the German sex joke as Larry. "Good news Germans, you can still have your special lady drop a deuce on your chest. Schenectady, NY, you're on with Bob Denver."
I hope this quarantine doesn't go on for too long, for Spade's sanity. He's actually acting like an audience is there😂
Out of CONTROL!!! Peewhoo Peewhoo you've lost your mind... I love it! Kadeeshk
"Tear Jerker" already taken by Roger the Alien on "American Dad!"... excellent episode.
Spade needs his own soundboard... Ga-douche, windex bottle noise (disinfectant), "a bonner". The CTop of Sound effects 🙊
Q IS COMING
David would be awesome as Johnny Carson if they made a biopic.
Bethenny made sure we all knew. There’s other celebrities don’t brag every donation they make. Bethenny can’t change her underwear without telling us about it
If anyone wants to donate to Bethany’s cause you can go to her twitter and get the info for her bstrong info. She and her staff work very hard to help a lot of our Medical Facilities to get the PPE they need. #StayHome
That was great. How about doing one on whether Kate Spade was trafficking human beings in cargo containers.
Ms. Frankel got the message and didn't want Mr. Barr to come knocking, simple as that.
Why doesn't the Magic Castle make the Corona virus disappear?
Light up that purple Lava Lamp!
Thanks Facebook, but, uh, what were you planning?
😱😂
COVID ...............19 /````O-O
Turn on both lava lamps!! We need to see fun stuff. 😁😁😁😁
Who, or what, is Bethenny Frankel?
Angela Merkel Hitler is a princess of what?
Your lava lamp light's out.
I noticed too. Get it together, Spade!
No TearJerker is roger from American dad. Lol
Hey David .So glad to see you .You look great !
Notice how his face is starting to not look so lively. Revelation 9:6
Keep it up Dave. Love your new show.
Why on Earth do Bethanny Frankel and Facebook have an inordinate amount of face masks anyway... 😯
I don't know about Zuckerberg, but Frankle is a disaster relief activist. She's done a ton of work in Puerto Rico.
Peter north is set to open a chain of women's day spa's specializing in facials. Unfortunately he will be limited to 1 per day.
KA_DOOSH!LUV THAT DAVE!
Thank you for switching to landscape mode for your videos! 👍🏻😁
Hilarious monologue! Facebook joke was the best.
You're Killin' dude.. keep it up and mega thanks for the laughs... long time fan , first time chuckle... :)
Spade you gotta make this longer! It's great but it's just a sampler at this point. Not even a full bite! Lol!!!
P.s. the day spade gives you a like is the day he actually admits he is only funny when adam WRITES THE SCRIPT😎😞
Cringe level 9999
Two Germans
I just noticed the picture on his wall of him and the other Gap Girls. That made me cry. I miss the nineties and Chris Farley.
As a “Top Fan” I would like to say. Hilarity! Now excuse me while I go to the LOw/DS VIP lounge. Okay I’m here. It was like... a space-bar away. It’s very loungy here. I’m lounging now. ...
Covid19 ig/Snapchat filter ™️
Bad taste yes
But but $$$ towards help
*Think about it meme*
More please!
Get a timer for your lava lamps. #awordtothewise
Ooops, Queen's son (Charles) announced he got Covid, I guess another joke tomorrow eh !
Got me belly lol here in TEXAS. Love u David Spade. Keep these bits up! ✌💓💡😊
Love these videos, Spader!!! Keep up the great work making us smile and laugh!!
Lava lamps and cd's are giving away the age more so than your eye liner.... jk
lol... you're hair must be held up by scaffolding when you're on the real show
I love Spader! Saw him in Austin in '19 and I loved every minute of it!
Who is with David, laughing in the background?
hahaha
(Uneven/distorted) ‘“Bad sound makes good video look bad.”
that was pretty funny David! David would say "yes yes as usual"!
This is now appointment television for me. Life in the twenty twenties.
So look forward to ur summary of days news, thank you myFriend
FYI Nothing stops Covid -19 yet!
Thanks for keeping the lights on! (no pun intended!)
I wish i could meat David Spade hes funny
Omg....sooooo awful....and yet i laugh. I laugh....; )
Who's the chick that laughs in background
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haha i laughed the hardest at nothing changing in the palace
What are your cd’s by the printer?
James bond tear jerker 😂😂😂
Facebook mask joke was best. 👍😂
Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful.
That was fkn funny....
Lose the cap.
Way too loud bro
Omg the BESt
Hilarious
0:41 Not unpronounceable. Dave said it right : Léa Seydoux = lay-ah Say-doo.
rontauranac: It’s called FRENCH, morons! You’ve got the time, now, so learn to pronounce “niche” (neesh, NOT nitch), les idiots....
@@nanwilder2853 Les mots en Français, particulièrement les noms propres français, peuvent se prononcer de manières fort diverses bien plus dépendantes de l'usage que de l'orthographe.
Je ne pense pas qu'il soit intelligent de traiter les gens d'idiots lorsqu'ils ne savent pas comment prononcer un mot.
rontauranac: Please do not further plague me with your French (Jerry Lewis/Jacques Tati/TinTin-loving) sense of humor, when you absolument do NOT “get” American humor!
@@nanwilder2853 I thought you were french.
😂😂 LOVE YOU DAVID SPADE!! 🤟🏻❤️