Gwyneth Paltrow Stays On-Brand in Quarantine - Lights Out Lo-Fi Monologue (Apr 10, 2020)
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2020
- David Spade offers his takes on the latest news about Disneyland, “The View,” Gwyneth Paltrow and more. (Contains strong language.)
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David should take his RUclips audience and do vlogs like Jason Nash does. He would kill it. Erase the studio middleman, and be his own boss. Shedding the talk show format and the tenticles of censorship. We're still here, David!
Jeffrey A. Smith: Tentacles.
Jeffrey A. Smith except Jason Nash makes awful videos. He use to make videos like his skits in David’s vlogs or at least his vlogs had a comedy edge to it, now it’s just boring vlogging.
@@BaronVonBielski Well...
A. He's at about 2.5 million subs
B. You've heard about the lockdown?
C. He's doing standup tours & small Comedy Central projects off of the vlogs.
D. He saves his bits for the other vlogsquad members channels to make you watch them. The bits are still funny.
E. Brandon kind of left, but works so well with him.
Wait wait that birthday candle one almost killed me. 😂🤣😭🤣😂
You’re so much funnier to watch sitting with sound effects & goofing around rather than standing up on stage. Thanks David! 🤙 Lightened up my day.
Agree
So sick of this overused backhanded compliment to comedians right now. ‘Oh I usually think you suck but thanks for entertaining me at home, you’re so much funnier this way!’
I was referring to how he seems more relaxed & like he’s enjoying himself. That makes it more fun to watch. Geez, simmer down.
Only 5 people have Netflix subscriptions. Lol 😂
So true!
chocolate royals joke was hilarious,
aand the birthday candles lol
Lol yes!
I love the most Grindr-able hotel being the bathroom at IHOP.
“I don’t even get that one” 😂😂😂😂
You and tiger king is the only thing getting me thru this dayum quarantine!
David Spade is literally the only thing that gets me through the day! He's my very favorite and want to say thank you!
Candles on the birthday cake
Was an perfect joke
Was watching Tommy Boy as this came on🤣. Classic.
"Huge feral hogs" coming after the Linda Tripp story was pretty funny. Also, the Meghan chocolate joke, the Fauci height joke and Gwenyth's birthday candles were all killer.
"I don't even get that one." ...lmao
These need to be longer!
agreed
Shows cancelled now
@@jamalmushtaq Not talking about CC we be talking about David just doing this ...right here...what you are watching at this moment.
I like the "eating ass is for August" joke best 😂👏
spade is on fire 😂😂😂
I love this man a true fan here god bless
+1
I am flooded with pure happiness that you are making youtube videos dude, no joke, I grew up watching all your movies and its just so good to my soul to see you still being you, thank you so much man, I hope your podcast blows up. ( you know digitally.... as in a lot of views.... yeah lets cut that bit.... lmao)
(4:34) "Oh after Megan leaves.., Now you like chocolate." Lol! Best one David! Lol!
“Pigloos”. Hahahahaha
my new password for sure! "Pigloos!"
Congrats on having the best technical quality of these "quarantined" podcasts. When the material gets to be good, you'll have a winner, Davey!
Jokes I liked:
Linda Tripp, Prince Harry Chocolate, & Goop bday candles. To be fair, all the jokes were funny.
Dude, you’re on fire with the zingers.
Sorry about your show.
Thanks for continuing to do these despite the setbacks.
The NFL "throwback Thursday" joke was the best one
He looks like Grover from Sesame Street. Still cracks me up.
Your monologue is the top of my priority list daily, either huge kudos to you or just sad..... either way without you I can't go on!
All the animal noises at the end was hilarious!
Haha. The birthday candle cake joke was perfect.
"After MEGHAN leaves, NOW you like chocolate" ... Ha ha ... CLASSIC !
LOVING THIS❣️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THANK YOU SPADE FOR KEEPING ME LAUGHING (2 👍🏻 thumbs up!)
For only an additional $99 to your yearly pass, you too can get temperature fast pass 😂 😝
OUCH, well done 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
I took a drink at the wrong time and almost spit it out at "pig-loos".
Great monologue! You're always killing it. I loved the Millennials Eating Ass joke. Keep on doing your thing. You're the best!
Ahhhhhahahahahaha throw back Thursdays!!! Brilliant!
Thanks David, those were laugh out loud.
the motel 6 at the end of Hollywood is were I Stay ever time I'm in LA. lol
Loved the Linda Tripp joke! Lol
So have enjoyed these
Gwen's foul birthday candles for the win. Dave having a bad hair day. Aren't hair stylists considered necessary workers in LA?
Going for the Jack Torrance look... the hours before the quarantine crack we will all experience at some point.
Good stuff dude!
I think you are doing great David. The background is fine, the sound is fine, your hair is fine. Don't worry about everyone telling you what to do. Yeah personally I'd love to see you have David Mitchell on before the show is over but who wouldn't take the opportunity to request one of their favorite comedians? You're doing great! Keep it up!
Damn it David I was still laughing at Roger That when you announced a death. I need a joint so I can settle in to this roller coaster.
I am stoked that you turned the blue lava lamp on. Fingers crossed for purple next monologue!
Love you David! You are FUN!
Alright...the Gwyneth joke about the birthday candles truly made me laugh out loud. Nice delivery.
Audio needs some work, but I'm glad you're posting regularly
"LINDA TRIP condolences have already been secretly taped and will be leaked at a later date" ... HA HA ... GOLD ! :)
You seem to be channeling your inner Johnny Carson today ❤️😜
Alesa Smith I know I thought that too! Why is that
Love this show.
THROWBACK THURSDAY omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is about me today! 🤣
NFL throwback Thursday A+. Also loved that little jingle you threw in about the long way for an average joke. Stay gold, pony boy.
I like the offhand "I don't know why that came after Linda Trip...
The candles on Paltrow's kid's cake was also great
These should be longer.
Hey Dave you need to turn your sound effects machine up we can't hear it😢
Gwyneth Paltrow birthday cake candles the funniest joke today.
Loving the Relapse aesthetic
I hope comedy central brings this back, but if not..please do your own show on youtube!
Kids at that birthday party just gave up seafood for life.
I think I'm in love with Heather and I've only heard her laugh.
Is that her name? I love that giggle too. It's infectious but in a good way!
@@LisaLisa001 exactly lol. I've heard David say her name a couple times but I've never seen her.
If they never hooked up prior to the quarantine, they must have done it by now.
You mean Heather Locklear?
@@nathanddrews no but they did use to date. I'm referring to the girl who giggles in the background of his videos.
Damn...all of it brought smiles to my face. Baby, Snark do do dee do dee do 👶🏼 🦈 🤴 ♠️
Gwyneth's birthday cake candles LMAFAO😂😂😂😂😷
David spade te amo
Even the plant looks droopy, like it's had enough of this quarantine boredom.🤣
Linda Tripp - hilarious
Did I catch a Counter-Strike soundbite in there?
Love it boom !
Loved the air strike diversity of firepower.
NFL, throwback Thursday 🤣🤣🤣
David, you rule
Why do I appreciate Spade 10x more now than SNL and (sigh, Joe Dirt again) days. ha
Gwyneth’s candles and dr. Faucci - eating ass question were the best jokes.
I’m ashamed to say I didn’t get the candle joke. Help a brotha out
Funny stuff!
Hilarious
Just started this 2 weeks ago.
YAY! Heather is back!!! 😂❤️😂
THE SONAR SOUND!!!!
Sounded like johnny Carson at times.
Joey Bananas joke lol for real. So we can watch him and Bobby Coconut lay brodies and roosters in some Myrtle Beach B&B parking lot.
Birthday candles smelled🤣
Home made candles on your birthday cake...and your mom is Gwyneth Paltrow. eeeeeeeeeeee
MR DAVID SPADE i have an idea for a stand up show. Get a couple comics together & perform in a drive in theater. Everyone stays n there car & put a camera on you & put it up on the screen.
Solved mysteries, leaked taped condolences, and comedians living in pig igloos were my fave.
Thanks Dave..You “n” IPAs are gettin me thru this....Spade 2020....
Love the air strike
Will miss you David it was a good run
Digging your Jack Nicholson hair 😍
Looks like Comedy Central keeps him in a hole and bring him out just for this.
“Bring out the Gimp!”
"it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole"
He no longer works for them.
He works for them for another week or so.
the single dog bark makes everything better.
David Spade.. genius.
Netflix subscription joke was a little too real
you make a dark day bright thank you for still making people laugh in tough time.....if you need any ideas for a movie Joe Dirt VS Joe Exotic....FUCKING Oscar worthy shit man
Dave giving up on the hair. Lol
David the volume
I am going to start calling people I dont like Gwennie. Hahahah
Since the show canceled announcement. David appears to have lost all will to live and to entertain. Bring back the interviews Mr Spade. Either keep giving 100% for us fans that still love and respect you, or just give your production company the middle finger and pack it in. You're worth more than this!
How long is it going to take for that beard to fill in . . . love ya Spade!
I use that sound board app on Xbox live lol
Best machine gun sounds ever.
Would you consider doing one episode of lights out through the point of view as Joe Dirt?