the logical next step, of course, is to reconstruct the script using random phonemes from the pool in a god-forsaken ship of theseus simulacrum of the original
Glad I’m not the only one using this type of ranking. My fiancé sends me stuff saying “this is unimaginably stupid you’ll like it” and that’s a banger every time
2:15 I don't know why but Skinner nervously gasping and panting, only to teleport to standing while smiling in one frame then teleport into the kitchen the next had me dying
I love how on 2:16 Skimmer goes into almost silent stutter mode for full 5 seconds, followed by him standing for a couple of FRAMES which then IMMEDIATELY followed by him disappearing and the door shutting
The fact that people still care so much to make incredibly in-depth "Steamed Hams but ______" memes all these years later is simply inspiring. This must have taken ages. Fantastic work!!
Next steps: -Steamed ham sorted according to morphemes -Steamed ham sorted according to syntactic units -Steamed ham sorted according to semantic type -Steamed ham sorted according to prosodic unit -Steamed ham sorted according to type of conversational turn
I like the part where they say "ham" to each other back and forth rapidly. Also the part where Chalmers walks out the burning house without saying a word.
The fact that the screams for help of Skinner's mom appear mostly in their entirety after more than a minute of mouth noises resonates with me on a deep level
Ideally with phonemes in the right order but clips in the wrong order. Like, every ð̠ is swapped with another ð̠ clip, possibly being said by a different character.
@@timothymclean or even remove all ending "r" sounds to be nonrhotic. switch around the /æ/, /ɛ/, /ɪ/, and /ə/ phonemes and now you have a new zealand accent steamed hams!
I disagree with Xidnaf about whether any non-word vocalizations should count as having phonemes, but this video is still fun. EDIT: On second thought, taking out all the words for the actual meal while leaving in all the "uhs" and such is pretty funny.
I mean you can definitely transcribe all of the vocalizations as phones. He just didn't count them as phonemes as they don't serve to distinguish lexeme A from lexeme B. This can be argued about, though. Are you thinking about capturing ambient noise?
-Says the n-word on video -Disappears for 4 years -Uses dark magic (timezones) to skip Monday -Disappears for 2 more years -Steamed Hams shitpost Yep, that's Xidnaf alright!
This channel is what originally pushed my interest for languages and linguistics, and to see this masterpiece is like going full circle, returning to where all began with a new appreciation. Thank you, Xidnaf. Edit: typo.
these rare check-ins now feel like a reminder to us that you’re happier with yourself and you’re doing alright. thanks for the biannual gift xidnaf! happy trails in your future endeavours
The fact that xidnaf has enough knowledge to create super deep dives into language and its intricacies, but also enough to purely shitpost. Balance is key🤙🏻
Okay this silent bit at the end is not getting nearly enough appreciation, like seriously. The two breathe at each other and then Chalmers just walks in, Skinner sees his burning stove, Chalmers enters the kitchen, decides he just... doesn't care enough for this shit today, and leaves, then they awkwardly flap their lips at each other until Chalmers eats a burger and gets offended that Skinner laughs at him, so embarrassed, Skinner teleports into the kitchen, and a fire has started, Chalmers angrily breathes at him, and then has the best dumbfounded expression at 2:27, they think for a second and leave without a word as the house slowly burns. Comedy g o l d.
A few mistakes: 1: Counting /ɔɹ/ as /oʊ/ around 1:25 2: Using the symbol for the trilled /r/ instead of /ɹ/ 3: Categorizing all rhotacized vowels (such as in /ˈbɝɡɚ/) as /r/
best enjoyed with subtitles
I see what you did there.
welcome back boy ;)
Very nice captions
we hope this video makes enough ad money for you to afford the therapy needed after this
:3
the logical next step, of course, is to reconstruct the script using random phonemes from the pool in a god-forsaken ship of theseus simulacrum of the original
omg
i would pay someone to do this ngl
Or swap their dialogue with each other's phenomes
I mean, someone already made a python script to rearrange the audio of steamed hams into any other arbitrary audio
The Frankenstein version
1:12
Turns into a Banjo Kazooie cutscene for a good moment there
LMAO TRUE
a.
Didn't expect us to also get "Steamed hams but only when no one is speaking" for free
its a two for one deal, what a steal
Phonemes was just a prelude, preparing us for a masterpiece.
With some random noises thrown in
I literally made that 5 years ago, “Steamed Hams But No Words Are Spoken”, nobody saw though
@@DJL3G3NDwow you really did lmao sorry fam
0:29 Minecraft strongholds when you punch a silverfish a few times.
PFF-
Minecraft spiders be like:
Absolute gold. Wife descibed it as "the worst one you've shown me yet" 10/10 watched the whole thing
That description is pretty fair - let's hope he amps it up even more.
ur wife has no culture this is a work of art
ONLY an autistic person could make a video like this. Ahhh the autists! What would we do without them?
Glad I’m not the only one using this type of ranking. My fiancé sends me stuff saying “this is unimaginably stupid you’ll like it” and that’s a banger every time
@@queru1ousthis is the kind of relationship some would die for
2:16 is what finally broke me
Imagine being so socially awkward that you just decide to teleport out of the room
Agreed, that made me laugh the most
i would definitely do that if i could teleport
Choosing to believe that this took the last 2 years to make and Xidnaf has been tirelessly working to bring us this masterpiece.
I think I will also choose to believe this.
@@Xidnaf😅😢😂
In all seriousness, any idea when you will make new videos? The world needs your videos!@@Xidnaf
I came here to say this but knew in my heart that it had already been said
@@chiptuneanimation4492*ignores you*
2:15 I don't know why but Skinner nervously gasping and panting, only to teleport to standing while smiling in one frame then teleport into the kitchen the next had me dying
It's like watching someone in a videogame speedrun entering a bunch of very specific inputs to clip their character through the wall.
Y- u-
*inhale exhale inhale inhale exhale exhale*
🧍🚪
🚪
I love that this is split into one part constant blabbering and the other part is all the awkward silence leftover
No Patrick, Yawning is not a phoneme
sighting
Chalmers yelling "EEE" at 0:54 speaks to me
Leave it to Xidnaf to come back from the grave of inactivity to deliver us a linguistic shitpost
Oh hi
As he should
tru
also, I like your channels, thats all I have to sya lol
Seeing Lingolizard and Xidnaf in the same location is a beautiful sight
Person : Makes small noise
The entire library : 0:28
I love how on 2:16 Skimmer goes into almost silent stutter mode for full 5 seconds, followed by him standing for a couple of FRAMES which then IMMEDIATELY followed by him disappearing and the door shutting
he teleported out of that one
I woke up my cat from laughing
This is how he'd ideally leave the situation
that was the funniest shit
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The fact that people still care so much to make incredibly in-depth "Steamed Hams but ______" memes all these years later is simply inspiring. This must have taken ages. Fantastic work!!
Steamed Hams but it's actually an excuse to both learn and adapt a useable/employable life skill as well as give people the hooheehahas
2:10 I love the way the superintendent squints and unsquints his eyes like that
I love hearing certain sounds and knowing where it's from. You can practically picture the rest of "aurora borealis" at 0:49.
/i/ and /oʊ/ are very Seymour heavy. /æ/ is where the hams are.
obsessed with "/æ/ is where the hams are" the phrasing is so funny to me 😭😭
@@Monica-br8pi/æ/! the house of hams!
you know this guy has posts about "deprogramming" people he hates on tumblr?
@@slvrshore5300 who and where?
Next steps:
-Steamed ham sorted according to morphemes
-Steamed ham sorted according to syntactic units
-Steamed ham sorted according to semantic type
-Steamed ham sorted according to prosodic unit
-Steamed ham sorted according to type of conversational turn
I have no idea what any of this -means- memes.😅
But I am 100% here for it.
THIS
- Steamed Hams sorted by each word's etymology
0:28 when you walk into the snake section of the pet store
Also sounds like the eating sound in Minecraft 😂
I like the part where they say "ham" to each other back and forth rapidly. Also the part where Chalmers walks out the burning house without saying a word.
2:31 current phoneme: /🔥/
human1011's dragon conlang 😭
2:24 “no patrick, yawning is not a phoneme” LMFAO
0:55 banjo solo
EEEEEEEE *banjo*
i laughed like mario on lava
If you sped up Ned speaking to his cousin who moves in next to Homer on the other side and spliced it with this part it would be intense
The fact that the screams for help of Skinner's mom appear mostly in their entirety after more than a minute of mouth noises resonates with me on a deep level
She's screaming because her brain can't comprehend this linguistic shitpost in all its glory
"No, Patrick, yawning is not a phoneme" got me
but is mayonnaise still an instrument
Steamed Hams but language hasent been invented yet: 1:38
Near-perfect video. Would've loved a tiny bit of the fire truck at the end with "Current phoneme: 🚨"
Dang, bet me to it!
When you’re trying to learn a new language and you’re practicing all the sounds you need to know how to make
I like the thought that, in theory, you could take everything in this video and re-edit it back into the original video.
Ideally with phonemes in the right order but clips in the wrong order. Like, every ð̠ is swapped with another ð̠ clip, possibly being said by a different character.
somebody somehow needs to do this right now
@@timothymclean or even remove all ending "r" sounds to be nonrhotic. switch around the /æ/, /ɛ/, /ɪ/, and /ə/ phonemes and now you have a new zealand accent steamed hams!
@@timothymclean The current top comment says to _randomize_ it. That would be.... something else. I'd watch it.
I love the fact that you can understand the skit even though the dialogue has been cut at the end.
I disagree with Xidnaf about whether any non-word vocalizations should count as having phonemes, but this video is still fun.
EDIT: On second thought, taking out all the words for the actual meal while leaving in all the "uhs" and such is pretty funny.
a phone (phonetics) is different from a phoneme (phonemics/phonology)
2:16 The way skinner just teleports to open the door
Now I'm wondering how many of those "Current Phoneme: none" could be captured by the existing Extended IPA.
yeah i def heard creaky voice there
I mean you can definitely transcribe all of the vocalizations as phones. He just didn't count them as phonemes as they don't serve to distinguish lexeme A from lexeme B. This can be argued about, though.
Are you thinking about capturing ambient noise?
Plenty of them are vowel-like exclamations which fit neatly into the vowel chart, I think
@@EnnocbExtIPA is almost exclusively a tool in Speech Pathology to accurately describe disordered speech, lexemes not required.
@@ToastbackWhale You are correct. The uploader makes this restriction.
-Says the n-word on video
-Disappears for 4 years
-Uses dark magic (timezones) to skip Monday
-Disappears for 2 more years
-Steamed Hams shitpost
Yep, that's Xidnaf alright!
It probably took 2 years to sort and splice all those clips. Man, what a rush! Mega respect!
When did he say the n-word?
@@somewony As per the comment, two videos ago. In the "forbidden words" video.
@@somewony In the "Three Types of Forbidden Words" video, among the examples of slurs.
@@somewony "Three types of forbidden words"
The no speech part is basically the fully understandable episode but awkward and produced in 1920
I have now learned the entirety of my Linguistics 201 course in 2 and a half minutes. Thanks!
Banjo Kazooie NPC, speaking to his therapist
This channel is what originally pushed my interest for languages and linguistics, and to see this masterpiece is like going full circle, returning to where all began with a new appreciation. Thank you, Xidnaf.
Edit: typo.
ssssssssssssss
Bonus: you can just hear the delightfully devilish at 0:21
these rare check-ins now feel like a reminder to us that you’re happier with yourself and you’re doing alright. thanks for the biannual gift xidnaf! happy trails in your future endeavours
0:28 the dream of snakes
0:40 the nightmare of Japanese people
0:44 regular American English
think fascists should be kept out of japan :l
after all this dude has fascist propaganda on his channel
@@slvrshore5300, this is a Wendy's
@@slvrshore5300 what? Where?
The quality content we deserve.
1:19 No, children, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.
The fact that xidnaf has enough knowledge to create super deep dives into language and its intricacies, but also enough to purely shitpost. Balance is key🤙🏻
0:28 what people whit a big fear for spiders hear at night
This is genuinely a fantastic demonstration of what a phoneme is. If I was a linguistics teacher, I would be tempted to play this in class.
This really lets you appreciate lip sync animation.
1:54: /ʔ/
Yes, glottal stop is a phoneme. Pistols at dawn? :V
eh
I can *taste* the blood, sweat, and tears that went into editing this. This is a singular achievement, and I enjoyed it immensely.
Of all the ways to make a comeback this is certainly one of them
I loved the part where Skinner looks around nervously before teleporting into the kitchen in two frames.
Wow, it’s been a while
The painter carefully lays out his palette
Why is this unironically good for giving an idea of the frequency of phonemes in english
I love how the there's like sections where they're just baring their teeth at eachother and then sections of like consistent open mouth and stuff lmao
The return of a legend!
Love how from 0:28 to 0:36 was just them shushing eachother after blabbering.
i uh.. love explaining to people how your channel influenced me to pursue a degree in linguistics 👍
I dunno why but Chalmers' *EEEEEE* at 0:55 had me rolling.
The man! The myth! The legend!
HE'S BACK!! 🎉🎉🎉
Return of the king
@@jaojao1768 *return of the fascist
0:28
"Sounds like steam escaping."
genuinely a high-quality upload
put this back on king, you deserve it 👑
This is a sentence mixing gold mine..
The subtitles truly made it for me. Thanks.
teacher: now class, what sound does the snake make?
class: 0:30
1:10
*Completely unchanged screams*
when skinner yawned, i tried to yawn but ended up hacking up nothing
No Firetruck
0:27 When someone's being noisy at the movie theater
This video feels so much longer than 2:36
Brb showing this to my linguistics professor
Two years
Two years for this MASTERPIECE
When they went sssSss ssSs ssssSSSsssSs sssssSs I felt that.
Did anyone hear something naughty at 0:10?
No
n word
Nobody:
My pet python when so much as a fly touches her (she gets spooked easily): 0:29
Okay this silent bit at the end is not getting nearly enough appreciation, like seriously.
The two breathe at each other and then Chalmers just walks in, Skinner sees his burning stove, Chalmers enters the kitchen, decides he just... doesn't care enough for this shit today, and leaves, then they awkwardly flap their lips at each other until Chalmers eats a burger and gets offended that Skinner laughs at him, so embarrassed, Skinner teleports into the kitchen, and a fire has started, Chalmers angrily breathes at him, and then has the best dumbfounded expression at 2:27, they think for a second and leave without a word as the house slowly burns.
Comedy g o l d.
No Patrick, laughter is not a phoneme either
0:06 me when I'm gaming
Were you having a heated gamer moment
nnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I like during the r section you can still make out aurora borealis
A few mistakes:
1: Counting /ɔɹ/ as /oʊ/ around 1:25
2: Using the symbol for the trilled /r/ instead of /ɹ/
3: Categorizing all rhotacized vowels (such as in /ˈbɝɡɚ/) as /r/
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Its perfectly acceptable to use /r/ in a broad transcription of English since there's only one rhotic.
Pretty sure hes using a phonemic not phonetic transcription
2:26 A mutual awkward moment
*goes missing for two years
*does perhaps the most intrecate shitpost I have ever seen
I'm glad people are still making these
The ending without any dialogue is even funnier.
He just casually leaves his burning house of Skinner
the none part is a shitpost on its own. It's perfect.
I was very excited for a language lesson when I saw your upload, and I mean, this applies in a VERY weird way. Hahaha
Oh my god the fricatives, I’m dying
Now we need steamed hams but every phenome is replaced with its first instance
What I hear when I hear people try to explain knitting to me when I’m a crocheter
1:06 "Y̴̢̪̯̜̺͖̬͙͇͓̔͂͆͑̀̋̔̓́͂̓̍͌ę̶͉̼̘͋̒̐̋̓a̵̡̡̢̯̫̮̠̦̩̭͍͎̥̽̓̕͝ͅḩ̴̢̪͇̺̬̣̣̖͓̦̖͇͙̏̃̓̏"
You're right
what a way to make a return to youtube
1:30 sounds like "We Share Our Mother's Health" by a Swedish electronic group called the knife.
press 2 for an argument between two librarians.
this was truly worth 2 years of waiting
Second half is just a really awkward version of steamed hams
Oh this is beautiful.
Those grunts are phonemes though.
Which words are they used in?
will use in my vocal tech class presentation as a way of explaining IPA
0:44 in English, its actually [ɻ], not [r] (that's the rolled one)
true, but it's a phonemic transcription rather than a phonetic one so writing rhotics as /r/ can slide
1:13 For a split second, theres a little bit of a rhythm going here
Canadians be like : 1:03