Doctor Coomer isnt even in a fighting stance. Hes just standing there. He knows you cant kill him, and he cant kill you. *But there`s a hole in Gordon`s suit, and he wants in. Hes seen outside Black Mesa, and there`s Nothing There.*
I’m just gonna recycle a comment; Gordon Level: 17 Hit Points: 36/240 Power Points: 0/50 Status: Handless EXP: 13200 Tommy Level: 14 Hit Points: 120/120 Power Points: 0/0 Status: Normal EXP: 3020 •Check Doctor Coomer Level: ??? HP: 999 PP: 0 Hello Gordon! I know that there is a world in your dreams, using it I can escape this prison we call Black Mesa. Please Gordon, I need this. All I have to do is just crawl into that arm... and wear you like a puppet. Will you agree and let me, or do I have to use brute force..?
•Yes >No •No..? Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you... (begin battle) •Dr. Coomer attacks! (Fast-forward some time) •Tommy attacked! 400 HP of damage to Coomer! Coomer Clone Z was defeated! •Gordon tried to attack... But couldn’t! •Dr. Coomer attacks! 6 HP of damage to Gordon! •Gordon tried to run away... And succeeded! (Fast-forward to the last Coomer clone) •End of the line Freeman! (Battle start) •Dr. Coomer? attacks! •Gordon tried to kill himself... But failed! •Tommy attacks! 999 HP of damage to Dr. Coomer?! Dr. Coomer? was defeated! YOU WON! Gained 300 EXP. •A present was left behind! •Inside the present was... Nothing? (!) •Gordon hears something in his head..! (Then continue to his speech about the world in his dreams.)
Ok but like Imagine how lethal Coomer boss would be, becouse of how much Health points he has, not mentioning his incredible muscle strength And the arm dismemberment effect is permanent, untill getting the robotic arm, and the only optimal character in this fight is Tommy Holy shit imagine how hard would it be to defeat him
"I've been outside Black Mesa, Dr. Freeman. *There's Nothing There.* but you- i know there's a world in your dreams. AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE!" - Dr. Coomer
DOCTOR HAROLD P. COOMER = DESTROYER OF CLONES = HEALTH: 9000 DAMAGE: 40 DESCRIPTION: "After finding out he is in a video game, he realized you're the key to get out. He wants in." SPECIAL ABILITY: CLONE PROJECTION: CLONES DOUBLE ATTACK SPEED BUT DAMAGE HIM MORE SPECIAL ABILITY 2: EXTENDO ARMS: GRAB PARTY MEMBER AND STUN THEM FROM MAKING A MOVE WEAKNESS: FIRE-ARMS
~ DIFFICULTY ~ ✅ My grandma could play it 🔲 Easy 🔲 Normal 🔲 Hard 🔲 A challenge to be reckoned 🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games) ~ GRAPHICS ~ 🔲 MS Paint 🔲 Bad 🔲 Meh 🔲 Normal 🔲 Very Good ✅ An original artistic direction ✅ Beautiful 🔲 Masterpiece ~ MUSIC ~ 🔲 Just filling noises/No music 🔲 Trivial and uneventful 🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions ✅ Memorable 🔲 Transcending whispers of a forgotten world ~ INTEREST ~ 🔲 I would rather watch paint dry 🔲 Hard to enjoy 🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired 🔲 A good moment 🔲 Sticking out of the pack ✅ You will remember it long after ~ REPLAYABILITY ~ 🔲 A one-time experience 🔲 Only for achievements 🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods) ✅ Definitely ✅ Infinitely replayable (or almost) ~ BUGS ~ ✅ Never heard of 🔲 Minor bugs 🔲 Can get annoying 🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly 🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ~ REQUIREMENTS ~ ✅ You can run it on a microwave 🔲 Low 🔲 Average 🔲 High 🔲 NASA computer ~ PRICE ~ ✅ Free 🔲 Underpriced 🔲 Perfect Price 🔲 Could be cheaper 🔲 Overpriced 🔲 Complete waste of money ~ WORTH BUYING ~ 🔲 No 🔲 If you have nothing else to play 🔲 Wait for sale ✅ Yes ~ EXPECTATIONS ~ 🔲 It's a completely different game 🔲 This game is a scam 🔲 It's missing many features they announced 🔲 Looks very similar to the steam page ✅ Better than expected and/or announced ✅ Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added. ~ FINAL RATING OUT OF 10 ~ 🔲 1 🔲 2 🔲 3 🔲 4 🔲 5 🔲 6 🔲 7 🔲 8 🔲 9 ✅ 10
Because grandma will make cookies and pretend to be his friend helping but behind the coomer and da commer got backstabbed by her Ohio pocket son knife
Coomer and his cohorts attack! Gordon is armless and cant do anything Gordon is on guard. Coomer dogpiles on Gordon Gordon takes 13 damage Tommy Guns them down 67 damage to Dr. Coomer "Theres a world out there Gordon, AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE!" Gordon gets scared and is defenseless Coomer chases Gordon to exhaust. Gordon took mortal damage, Gordon got hurt and collapsed Tommy guns them down 195 damage to Dr. Coomer Dr. Coomer falls over.... And gets right back up! "Suprise attack Gordon ha ha!" Gordon gets scared and runs away Tommy fired the grenade launcher Dr. Coomer collapses instantly. YOU WON!
Imagine in half life be 2 Dr.Coomer goes insane or something and becomes sorta like benrey but he’s actively trying to do something like what glitchtrap from fnaf vr does and replace Gordon with home self on the real world.
Before berny got so many power in the improvised rol they had they were actually planning on making coomer the finnal boss but ended up deciding benry was a better choice
What HL2AISA would include (Usual NPCS) Kleiner replaced with bubby. And that's probably it, (benrey is dead y'know?) Coomer would make a return in the series killing that one other girl, (I dont remember the name) and his starting line would be "No one replaces Dr.Coomer!
As far as I believe this is its own original song and was written purely for the Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware series. I just didn't change the title to keep its unique identity.
Hello Gordon! It’s quite a fine day today isn’t it? But I can’t let you continue,you’ve killed so many members of black mesa I fear that you will kill us all.*activates Black Mesa Magic Eye*. END OF THE LINE GORDON!
@@fishyboopkins65 I'm pretty sure the death of his co-workers is the least of his concern. In fact I'm pretty sure Dr. Coomer killed the most people out of the entire group. Yes I know what it's referencing, I'm just saying.
![Hlvrai but the [720p]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HS9EnmKBkgo/mqdefault.jpg)
Doctor Coomer isnt even in a fighting stance. Hes just standing there. He knows you cant kill him, and he cant kill you. *But there`s a hole in Gordon`s suit, and he wants in. Hes seen outside Black Mesa, and there`s Nothing There.*
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I see a hole in your suit Gordon. AND. I NEED TO GO THERE! ( I don't remember the full sentencek)
@@TDplayerok “There’s an entrance in your suit Gordon, AND I WANT Į Ñ.”
Now with the end of the Gnome streams. I honestly think Coomer could have swapped places with Wayne in the real world like the Gnome did.
Back Mesa*
This makes me wanna see an alternate story where Gordon and Tommy really were by themselves and had to face coomer, bubby, and benry
That would actually be really awesome
I mean since tommy is the gman's son they could get help from him
“BUBBY WAIT THERES NOTHING OUT THERE”
‘Dr coomer 2020’
I’m just gonna recycle a comment;
Gordon
Level: 17
Hit Points: 36/240
Power Points: 0/50
Status: Handless
EXP: 13200
Tommy
Level: 14
Hit Points: 120/120
Power Points: 0/0
Status: Normal
EXP: 3020
•Check
Doctor Coomer
Level: ???
HP: 999
PP: 0
Hello Gordon! I know that there is a world in your dreams, using it I can escape this prison we call Black Mesa. Please Gordon, I need this. All I have to do is just crawl into that arm... and wear you like a puppet. Will you agree and let me, or do I have to use brute force..?
•Yes >No
•No..? Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you... (begin battle)
•Dr. Coomer attacks!
(Fast-forward some time)
•Tommy attacked! 400 HP of damage to Coomer! Coomer Clone Z was defeated!
•Gordon tried to attack... But couldn’t!
•Dr. Coomer attacks! 6 HP of damage to Gordon!
•Gordon tried to run away...
And succeeded!
(Fast-forward to the last Coomer clone)
•End of the line Freeman! (Battle start)
•Dr. Coomer? attacks!
•Gordon tried to kill himself...
But failed!
•Tommy attacks! 999 HP of damage to Dr. Coomer?! Dr. Coomer? was defeated!
YOU WON!
Gained 300 EXP.
•A present was left behind!
•Inside the present was... Nothing?
(!)
•Gordon hears something in his head..! (Then continue to his speech about the world in his dreams.)
Where is bubby
Coomer sounds a lot like Liquid with that "get in dat arm" quote
"I KNOW THERE'S A WORLD IN YOUR DREAMS, AND I NEED TO GO THERE"
@@haroldgage7347 bubby wasnt in this scene he was back in his cage
i just realized theres little soundclips of the black mesa sweet voice™ in there
Oh yeah the tiny aaaaaaaaa
@@ToxicleGaming i think its ooooooooo but ok
@@Ribbons0121R121 it's both.
Oh this whole time I thought it was the woah crash meme
the mod is wowozela
Gordon My HP Is Too High.
Your Bottle Rockets Do Nothing To Me.
Impossible
Coomers final clone
It hurts, Gordon.
After 6 months I finally found you
@@Ишачелло-ш1й Have you kill the clone yet?
I've been outside black mesa dr. freeman.
There's nothing there.
But YOU. I know there's a world in your dreams, AND I NEED TO GO THERE.
End of the line Mr free man
@@bambisplitathonreal you mean feetman
@@fullym5484 we got scans of your feet
@@bambisplitathonreal SURPRISE attack, Mr. Freeman!
Ok but like
Imagine how lethal Coomer boss would be, becouse of how much Health points he has, not mentioning his incredible muscle strength
And the arm dismemberment effect is permanent, untill getting the robotic arm, and the only optimal character in this fight is Tommy
Holy shit imagine how hard would it be to defeat him
Tommy throws the soda! 32 DAMAGE
but then again, Tommy is gman's kid and can summon Sunkist, also has amazing shooting skills despite no experience
@@B.E.N_ it's all instinct, Gordon, I'm scared!
I feel like the fight wouldn’t be defeating him as much as it’s just surviving until he’s worn himself out, much like the actual fight!
i love the ambient "gordon"and "soda"in the track
This deserves more views.
exactly
At 0.5 speed, this sounds like it would be the theme of the area that Gordon and Tommy went through before fighting dr coomer.
Huh.
THERE'S A WORLD INSIDE YOUR DREAMS.
AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE.
Also this is a perfect loop, and I thank you, for not just looping the video (including all the fade in/outs).
I like the detail of gordon being afflicted with missing hand
Now i want a bossfight mod for half-life vs Dr.Coomer
"I've been outside Black Mesa, Dr. Freeman. *There's Nothing There.* but you- i know there's a world in your dreams. AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE!" - Dr. Coomer
omg i really really like the background that sounds like the wowezela they used
When you play half life for the first time and you skip the tutorial
Ironic, because most of the hlvrai crew didn’t play half-life before this.
I just realized that every custom track for hlvrai uses the Wowozela or something that sounds like it in some capacity.
*sounds of benry cry-laughing in the background and screeching, “BRO MAKE YOUR FUCKING PEACE WITH IT”
DOCTOR HAROLD P. COOMER
= DESTROYER OF CLONES =
HEALTH: 9000
DAMAGE: 40
DESCRIPTION: "After finding out he is in a video game, he realized you're the key to get out. He wants in."
SPECIAL ABILITY: CLONE PROJECTION: CLONES DOUBLE ATTACK SPEED BUT DAMAGE HIM MORE
SPECIAL ABILITY 2: EXTENDO ARMS: GRAB PARTY MEMBER AND STUN THEM FROM MAKING A MOVE
WEAKNESS: FIRE-ARMS
Correction
Weakness: none
@@Greenlink-kx7ho your wrong
WEAKNESS: GREEN SLIME
@@The_Con_Man. Don't forget ropes
@@user-xj5gs3zt6she can use those to traverse pits.
Man this new earthbound game is awesome!
Half-bound A TALE OF A GAME AND ITS PLAYER
Earthbound But The AI Is Self Aware
ok that actually sounds fun
Me and the boys at three am vibin out to a good bit of dr coomer battle music
Congratulations you have 3 more playcoins
Gordon, authorise the transaction.
Authorise the transaction.
Authorise the transaction.
There aren't many comments describing what a masterpiece this video from years ago was, we need some more of that, dude-
This deserves more attention!
~ DIFFICULTY ~
✅ My grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned
🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games)
~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Normal
🔲 Very Good
✅ An original artistic direction
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
✅ Memorable
🔲 Transcending whispers of a forgotten world
~ INTEREST ~
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired
🔲 A good moment
🔲 Sticking out of the pack
✅ You will remember it long after
~ REPLAYABILITY ~
🔲 A one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
✅ Definitely
✅ Infinitely replayable (or almost)
~ BUGS ~
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
~ REQUIREMENTS ~
✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High
🔲 NASA computer
~ PRICE ~
✅ Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money
~ WORTH BUYING ~
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes
~ EXPECTATIONS ~
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
🔲 Looks very similar to the steam page
✅ Better than expected and/or announced
✅ Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.
~ FINAL RATING OUT OF 10 ~
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
🔲 5
🔲 6
🔲 7
🔲 8
🔲 9
✅ 10
How is your grandma gonna beat doctor coomer he is the dr andonuts rage of this reality.
Because grandma will make cookies and pretend to be his friend helping but behind the coomer and da commer got backstabbed by her Ohio pocket son knife
@@CoastalAbyss what? Broken English and a half...
@@crusher9z9 ok? Dawg you worry about broken English even though we are talking about a grandma , I am not.
@@CoastalAbyss bro what?
everyone gangsta till dr.coomer starts pupeteering the batter
if you extremely like it, then i reccomend you right click the video and then click loop
Coomer and his cohorts attack!
Gordon is armless and cant do anything
Gordon is on guard.
Coomer dogpiles on Gordon
Gordon takes 13 damage
Tommy Guns them down
67 damage to Dr. Coomer
"Theres a world out there Gordon, AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE!"
Gordon gets scared and is defenseless
Coomer chases Gordon to exhaust.
Gordon took mortal damage,
Gordon got hurt and collapsed
Tommy guns them down
195 damage to Dr. Coomer
Dr. Coomer falls over.... And gets right back up!
"Suprise attack Gordon ha ha!"
Gordon gets scared and runs away
Tommy fired the grenade launcher
Dr. Coomer collapses instantly.
YOU WON!
This deserves more attention
Dr. Coomer after you feed his coins
Bubby no! T H E R E S N O T H I N G O U T T H E R E !
EVERY TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP,GORDON
I CAN FEEL MYSELF BEING RIPPED APART
ATOM
BY ATOM
We can confirm that gordon and tommy
Have No PP
Badjokeiknow
sounds like perfect dark
it’s a bop, dude
When you run out of play coins
Lyrics
Hello Gooorrrddden
He-he-hello Gor DON
Soda!
Black mesa sweet voice
Yes? 🗿🚬
• Hello, Dr. Coomer.
Half life owned by: Doctor Coomer
*_"I'VE UNLEASHED THE POWER OF ALL 300 CLONES."_*
This song sounds like it uses a soundfont from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System™!
Dr.Coomer : I told you there was nothing out there Gordon. 🗿🚬
mesalovania
Y E S
N O
coomerlovania
Coomer_Strikes_back
yes I agree Mesalovania
imagine if dr coomer won the battle
Justice and prima wowozela is used for the main parts of this song
"Gordon, i'm racist and i aprove slavery."
That’s the uhh... black Mesa... smash attack.
Battle against an NPC
Imagine in half life be 2 Dr.Coomer goes insane or something and becomes sorta like benrey but he’s actively trying to do something like what glitchtrap from fnaf vr does and replace Gordon with home self on the real world.
Before berny got so many power in the improvised rol they had they were actually planning on making coomer the finnal boss but ended up deciding benry was a better choice
no
That would kind of be a redundant plot point since that's literally exactly what he did in HL1VR.
What HL2AISA would include (Usual NPCS) Kleiner replaced with bubby. And that's probably it, (benrey is dead y'know?) Coomer would make a return in the series killing that one other girl, (I dont remember the name) and his starting line would be "No one replaces Dr.Coomer!
Although benrey would probably "respawn" in HL2.
t h e r e ' s n o t h i n g t h e r e
I HAVE SEEN OUTSIDE OF BLACK MASA THERE IS NOTHING THERE BUT YOU GORDON I KNOW THERE IS A WORLD IN YOUR DREAM AND I NEEDTO GO THERE
S
o
d
a
!
Sounds like Kirby boss music
*HELLO GORDON*
Why do some of the instruments sound like they are ripped right out of smm2
this makes me wan- hello gordan this makes me wanna
soda
Ropes
BEANS
Ah yes
666th like for this song, nice
YO WAIT WHY IS NO ONE TALKIN BOUT THE DESCRIPTION
Because most would sooner account delete than look.
@@youtubeuniversity3638 i commented this a year ago, thanks for taking me back to this song mate
You want to tell me what the original song this is I've been trying to find out for years
As far as I believe this is its own original song and was written purely for the Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware series. I just didn't change the title to keep its unique identity.
Can i use this for a scratch battle?
Go ahead.
@@gamixhyperdrive8425 thanks!
This should of been called "coomerlovania" especially the part att 0:46
Hello Gordon! It’s quite a fine day today isn’t it? But I can’t let you continue,you’ve killed so many members of black mesa I fear that you will kill us all.*activates Black Mesa Magic Eye*. END OF THE LINE GORDON!
@@fishyboopkins65 Its a HELLO GORD-
You sure like swinging that rope around Gordon
@@fishyboopkins65 I'm pretty sure the death of his co-workers is the least of his concern. In fact I'm pretty sure Dr. Coomer killed the most people out of the entire group.
Yes I know what it's referencing, I'm just saying.
Gibson Schrauben to be fair all of them have killed many people. Even tommy. EVEN FUCKING TOMMY
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*EVERY TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP, I CAN FEEL MY BODY TORN APART.*
*A T O M . B Y A T O M .*