Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013: A Game for Nature Lovers

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming  Год назад +5475

    No way to link this one, game is delisted everywhere for some reason.
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN
    Caption tool is unfortunately near unresponsive on my end right now, but this'll hopefully get remedied today.

    • @PeenWienerstien
      @PeenWienerstien Год назад +295

      Bass Pro Shops bought Cabelas a while ago so my guess is they dont give a fuck about the games licensing.

    • @burge117
      @burge117 Год назад +19

      Happy Halloween 😊

    • @Gabriel-ok5ls
      @Gabriel-ok5ls Год назад +17

      happy halloween fam

    • @diamondhamster4320
      @diamondhamster4320 Год назад +70

      Ayo, I like the switch-up between calm and composed cold hard steel Mandalore and hot headed LESS EFFIN GO badass panicking Mandalore. 10 out of 10 voice work.

    • @loreman2803
      @loreman2803 Год назад +14

      Conservationist of the species that he likes

  • @618Delta
    @618Delta Год назад +12755

    As a ranger, Jacob does a lot for rare species. For one thing, he keeps them rare.

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 Год назад

      Yeah. Anytime "nature conservationists" talk about hunting endangered species to save endangered species, you know they're just sadists looking for something to stroke their d@$%s over.

    • @LordChesalot
      @LordChesalot Год назад +336

      Is that a discworld reference

    • @linglang6536
      @linglang6536 Год назад +719

      That's called ensuring job security

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Год назад +270

      To be real, some hunting is required or at least permitted in the event a certain species starts to overpopulate a given area (which is ironically what Cecil the Lion technically was killed for) but I don't think that's what's happening here.

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 Год назад +198

      @@warbossgegguz679 Hunters will look for ANY excuse to hunt, though, and it really is incredibly hypocritical that hunters seem to have a "punish every animal except humans for human-made issues" mentality.

  • @LowLifeAM
    @LowLifeAM Год назад +6566

    I think a park ranger is like a elite animal fighting shock trooper, a conservationist refers to conserving human life, and Alaska is just another warfront in the animal war.

    • @Irishcrossing
      @Irishcrossing Год назад +500

      Big game hunters are men out on a mission, killing animals for revenge rather than for protecting humanity.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Год назад +132

      @@Irishcrossing They're the James Graysons of the Cabela's world.

    • @Ciretako
      @Ciretako Год назад +1

      This is true. Public awareness of The Emu War is because of a leak in the intelligence community’s animal information controls.

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT Год назад +65

      Cold Australia.

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 Год назад +20

      @@crypticcrustacean4499same here I cracked up laughing

  • @hereniho
    @hereniho Год назад +2881

    "Let's get on with the safari" is like if at the end of Spec Ops, Walker went "Let's keep going with our mission"

    • @BetweenTheBorders
      @BetweenTheBorders Год назад +302

      I could see this ending with "Welcome to Dubai."

    • @LetHimRead
      @LetHimRead Год назад +326

      I am patiently waiting for the white phosphorous DLC to really show those pesky animals who is the war crime apex predator on the steppes

    • @GeordieSwordsman
      @GeordieSwordsman Год назад +153

      @@BetweenTheBorders"Gentlemen. Welcome to Uganda."

    • @chaptap8376
      @chaptap8376 Год назад +68

      "No Walker... YOU were the Spec Ops all along!"

    • @dziewiaty
      @dziewiaty 7 месяцев назад +64

      "Do you feel like conservationist yet?

  • @ChipCheerio
    @ChipCheerio Год назад +3804

    “Liam Neeson says wolves will kill all life within 30 miles of their den.”
    I love the idea that Liam Neeson believes there are these 30 mile radius dead zones around wolf dens. Like wolves are some kind of devouring swarm stripping all biomass from their surroundings.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 11 месяцев назад

      Wolves are just tyranid scout bioforms confirmed.

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 11 месяцев назад +816

      I think he's confusing wolves with Tyranids. Easy mistake to make, I know.

    • @BlancoIncognito
      @BlancoIncognito 11 месяцев назад +91

      Yea lol. 3 miles would be a stretch

    • @amyhughes2149
      @amyhughes2149 11 месяцев назад +334

      Crazy how early humans managed to domesticate them, as I assume that would involve coming within 30 miles at least.

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 11 месяцев назад +47

      That's ants.

  • @kielbasamage
    @kielbasamage Год назад +3744

    Mandalore, you must understand when Jacob says he's a conservationist, they mean he conserves the human species from the never ending asymmetric animal assault.

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 Год назад +66

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 Год назад

      Fierce fauna ferociously fighting freedom loving Americans.

    • @LordZordid
      @LordZordid Год назад +22

      @@roach9397 That thought never crossed your mind? Wow!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 9 месяцев назад +42

      He's one of the Few, the Proud, the Conservationists.

    • @emailzack2177
      @emailzack2177 8 месяцев назад +7

      He is probably a conservationist because of the damage he did to Alaska as a kid

  • @Miksho7
    @Miksho7 Год назад +5758

    Final Mission: Jacob and a group of heavily armed men approach the Gorilla enclosure of the Minneapolis Zoo.
    JACOB: "And remember...no sign language."

  • @user-zn5zr2ed3x
    @user-zn5zr2ed3x Год назад +3504

    Jacob is a true conservationists, he is aiming at vital points to conserve bullets

    • @malte291
      @malte291 Год назад +123

      Take a shot every time he calls leopards "jaguars".

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +48

      @@malte291 what KIND of shot, though?

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Год назад +41

      He's conserving his spot in the leaderboards.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Год назад

      ​@@manboy4720

    • @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash
      @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash Год назад +3

      DING DING DING
      congratulations you have won the comment section

  • @emilchan5379
    @emilchan5379 11 месяцев назад +3305

    Imagine if the game started breaking the 4th wall and questioned the player like Spec Ops: The Line did.
    "How many endangered animals have you killed today?"
    "Do you feel like a conservationist yet?"

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker 10 месяцев назад +203

      Except unlike SO:TL, here it would actually fit.

    • @st2udent_650
      @st2udent_650 9 месяцев назад +136

      Can we get a Cabellas Spec Hunts mod pack for this game
      Or maybe Predators except it's just a normal jaguar

    • @vlexonkol8466
      @vlexonkol8466 8 месяцев назад +48

      Just like Jacob, im also conservationist, to conserve humanity from verteeg. Eternal Kagawa life!

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine 8 месяцев назад +82

      cabela's dangerous hunt: the line be like
      "why you kill animal?? animal no hurt you"

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 8 месяцев назад +93

      There might be something to Jacob's failing grasp on reality. Driver Ed is clearly voiced by a black African male, but his character model is a white dude with ginger hair.

  • @DerRopson
    @DerRopson Год назад +4274

    Calling Jacob an "animal conservationist" is like calling the Doomslayer a "demon guardian".

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Год назад +301

      Doomslayer: Biblical scholar.

    • @kol2456
      @kol2456 Год назад +202

      He prefers Demonologist

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury Год назад +247

      i have a feeling that Cabela's required the developers to include certain things to make it appealing to their core demographic, deer hunters. hunting deer keeps the population at a sustainable level so there is a real conservation angle to it. i don't think the developers understood the assignment but god damn they made art.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Год назад +99

      @@LieseFury I’ve known a few, shall I say, “enthusiastic” environmental studies majors advocating for doing precisely this to white-tailed deer in the Eastern Woodlands.

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 Год назад +25

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormickI don’t like the air quotes around that enthusiastic.

  • @McFatson
    @McFatson Год назад +831

    It's like the main character once heard the phrase "man versus nature" and decided to end the war for good.

  • @mattmac5506
    @mattmac5506 Год назад +3407

    Protagonist: *mows down enough animals in 5 minutes to last 100 hunting lifetimes*
    Guide: "Alright, let's get started then!"
    Good lord, it's like Detective Halligan got turned loose on Africa.

    • @cacaboss227
      @cacaboss227 Год назад +191

      Detective Halligan, we meet again. Haven't thought of him for far too long 😅

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 Год назад +171

      Halligan and this guy are the two protagonists I wanna see face off.

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian Год назад +76

      Halligans Happy Huntin

    • @androgenius_alisa
      @androgenius_alisa Год назад +106

      ​​@@michimatsch5862Halligan is a serial killer that hunts serial killers. He's the only hunter who'd make this game's protag the hunted

    • @AdmiralAvalanche
      @AdmiralAvalanche Год назад +110

      ​@@androgenius_alisaIt isn't that cut and dried, Halligan struggled with a single pet cat. No way he'd be able to take down spec ops Jaguars

  • @tanks451
    @tanks451 8 месяцев назад +268

    In Aztec Myth, it's said that the world ended multiple times. One of those ends was caused by Jaguars flooding the world. I like to think Jacob lives in that world. Explains this game.

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 Месяц назад +19

      The world ended multiple times in Aztec mythology? I guess that's what Mandus from Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs meant when he said "This isn't the first great civilization that he has wept for."

  • @Im2akillerfish
    @Im2akillerfish Год назад +5208

    7:35 "He died before they opened it again"
    I like to think that the entirety of Uganda was shut down for years because Jacob's dad just hunted down its entire ecosystem. The surviving wildlife recognizes Jacob is his son and tries to stop him before he can follow in his father's footsteps, only to accidentally give him a reason to create another mass extinction event.

    • @jackbequick
      @jackbequick Год назад +386

      This is lore for me

    • @redneckgopnik8164
      @redneckgopnik8164 Год назад +226

      The deepest lore

    • @isaacsalume6287
      @isaacsalume6287 Год назад +320

      And the sandstorm is Divine punishment. Proof that the sins of the father pass to the son.

    • @ajlukan6959
      @ajlukan6959 Год назад +8

      ajajajjajajajajajajajaj

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +105

      They had to recoup losses. His Dad comes in like those control burns they set every once in a while.

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 Год назад +3096

    This game was one AC-130 Death From Above segment away from being the most legendary shooter of all time.

    • @svenneumann2816
      @svenneumann2816 Год назад +372

      I feel like they wanted to do it, but couldn't get it past the investors.

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 Год назад +233

      ​@@svenneumann2816yeah I guess Cabelas doesnt show AC-130 gunships 😐

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart Год назад +134

      ​​@@celebalert5616Bofors won't return their calls.

    • @lawrencewu4370
      @lawrencewu4370 Год назад +159

      Maybe not AC-130 but definitely could have done a scene where you hunt a herd of boar from a helicopter

    • @ravenousbasilisk5120
      @ravenousbasilisk5120 Год назад +135

      @@lawrencewu4370 A helicopter is fine, but it absolutely must have a minigun

  • @davidtaylor142
    @davidtaylor142 Год назад +4642

    "I'm a conservationist" immediately followed by mowing down hundreds of animals like a horde of zombies is peak 2013 gaming.

    • @mmsL125
      @mmsL125 Год назад +343

      “I just want to be a good person”-Niko Bellic on his way to his 4 straight mow everything down that moves mission

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal Год назад +143

      Do you feel like a conservationist yet?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@Rehteal No but I feel like Ted Nugent...

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 11 месяцев назад +63

      Clearly, he's conserving humanity.

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 11 месяцев назад +23

      Teddy Roosevelt was a conservationist too.

  • @quartz97
    @quartz97 11 месяцев назад +467

    This game feels like it was made by people who've only ever heard about hunts from those "the fish gets bigger every retelling" types.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 5 месяцев назад +17

      If only they had any sort of self awareness and thought to do something a la Call Of Juarez Gunslinger

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 Месяц назад +1

      “No shit, there I was…”

  • @LumpyTouch
    @LumpyTouch Год назад +8650

    I was absolutely not prepared for the sandstorm stampede murder spree

    • @darksoulsrage1270
      @darksoulsrage1270 Год назад +758

      I don't think there is anyway for anyone to prepare for that

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Год назад +825

      This scene is now my head canon for what irl hunting is like. Just one person at war with a merciless, endless nature.

    • @samuelblackthorne9122
      @samuelblackthorne9122 Год назад +1

      I will remind you all that Australia deployed an entire infantry division armed with machine guns against an emu infestation and lost. Humanity has only gotten the upper hand on nature recently in the grand scheme of things.

    • @danielgaffney6690
      @danielgaffney6690 Год назад +719

      Remember, no buffalo

    • @alex9x9
      @alex9x9 Год назад +321

      It wasn't about deffending the car, it was about causing a global mass extinction event.

  • @zanethezaniest274
    @zanethezaniest274 Год назад +4175

    Jacob being shown as an inexperienced young hunter only for it to be revealed he was Cabela-verse’s Doomguy is top tier story telling. Truly one of the hunting games of all time.

    • @leonardorossi998
      @leonardorossi998 Год назад

      So it isn't global warming that is killing biodiversity, it's Jacob!

    • @thestubear
      @thestubear Год назад +110

      Can someone dub this with like...the doom OST or meshuggah or something?

    • @jacob5169
      @jacob5169 Год назад +182

      The reason why he was out of ammo in the first scene is because he used it on the wolves

    • @arthurquiliao2675
      @arthurquiliao2675 Год назад +5

      cool profile pic

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 Год назад +12

      I need to start seeing this man in those crossover SFMs that have Doomguy, Master Chief, and Gordon and stuff.

  • @GrounderPlus
    @GrounderPlus Год назад +13781

    Worked on some of these games. I remember one day we were demoing the current build to a cabela's rep and things were going great until they saw a message that said "You've unlocked new weapons!" The rep was AGHAST. "WE DON'T SELL W E A P O N S, WE SELL FIREARMS" we had to spend the next day reviewing text in the code and sweeping the game for any instance of the word weapon and removing it.

  • @RedKincaid
    @RedKincaid Год назад +565

    This is actually a stealth Warhammer game, the whole thing is just an average hunting trip on Catachan

    • @Palgineer
      @Palgineer 4 месяца назад +28

      That or Indiga, the literal super hunting ground planet

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Месяц назад +10

      ​@@Palgineer This is deep lore, nice to see a fellow veteran.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Месяц назад +6

      A game like this, set in the insane Catachan jungle with the horrifying wildlife of the planet could go insanely hard tho.
      The ending being a bunch of rambos laughing while roasting a Catachan Devil on a giant grill made of flamers

    • @RedKincaid
      @RedKincaid Месяц назад +2

      @@Palgineer Dang, I thought I was a Warhammer nerd but I guess I've still got stuff to learn lol

  • @evilsheepmaster1744
    @evilsheepmaster1744 Год назад +4290

    I'm slightly disappointed that killing the Alpha Black Lion didn't cause the mountain, the whole mountain, to collapse and force you into a timed escape sequence.

    • @magnusskipton7067
      @magnusskipton7067 Год назад +350

      With LOTS of sliding

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva Год назад +276

      Why have it collapse when it can suddenly turn out to be a dormant volcano and erupt?

    • @Nick-pc4in
      @Nick-pc4in Год назад +150

      Shame the game didnt end with a boss rush of all the Alpha animals you fought previously

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun Год назад +53

      Now that you say it, I'm really disappointed that it didn't end like that.

    • @svenneumann2816
      @svenneumann2816 Год назад +68

      I'm convinced someone in the studio wanted to do that.

  • @Beebles190
    @Beebles190 Год назад +1427

    In this universe, a conservationist is probably like being the Warden of Nature, but warden in the sense of being in charge of a jail where every single inmate is a serial killer who has knives for fingers

    • @Nugire
      @Nugire Год назад +83

      I'm a conservationist.
      No wait, i meant preservist.
      Got quite good at taxidermy.
      I mean, i had a lot of stuff to practice with.....

    • @feb4252
      @feb4252 Год назад +109

      In this universe, someone beamed the Unabomber's manifesto straight into the brains of every animal on Earth.

    • @robbert-janmerk6783
      @robbert-janmerk6783 Год назад +48

      A conservationist in this universe is there to conserve humanity from the beast onslaught.

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker Год назад +10

      @@robbert-janmerk6783 You'd think after all of his killstreaking, Jake would get a Nuke to help him!

    • @feb4252
      @feb4252 Год назад +15

      @@HelghastStalker never. The nuke would put The Vehicle at risk!

  • @daxican
    @daxican Год назад +2500

    the fact that you have a desert eagle as a sidearm in a hunting game is fucking hilarious

    • @ethanfranz2100
      @ethanfranz2100 Год назад +230

      They actually make really great guns if you are hunting with a pistol or if you just want a big iron on your hip for those charging bears

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 Год назад +225

      Ain't taking no glock into bear country.

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 Год назад +112

      With boars taking .357 and still charging, if you can handle the recoil, it has its uses

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard Год назад +73

      ​@@grimreminder5038the point is there is no modern reason to hunt a bear. We can drone them

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +233

      @@livanbard you have to use the orbital laser on it. the bear is the leader of animal-qaeda.

  • @nielsvanhemert7972
    @nielsvanhemert7972 Год назад +649

    In some bizarro alternate timeline or parallel universe, the Warhammer 40K universe has no Orks or other aliens, instead the Imperium of Conservationists is beset on all sides by enemies like chaos leopards, Geesanids and the dreaded Bison WAAAAGH. In the Grimdark future, there is only hunting.

    • @robjsmiles
      @robjsmiles 10 месяцев назад +59

      Basically Catachan

    • @chrisjfhelep5095
      @chrisjfhelep5095 10 месяцев назад +76

      There's literally a custom guard Regiment in 8th edition Codex that's, and I'm not joking, composed by hunters because their native planet is a jungle full of eldritch horror animals due that Governor's Pets one day escaped from his zoo, moved to the jungles and breeded each other and became a threat for all life in the planet. That's the fucking plot story for another Calabela's game.

    • @DiagonalByte
      @DiagonalByte 8 месяцев назад +4

      This comment is so fucking underrated

  • @noodlefunny
    @noodlefunny Год назад +16261

    I feel light-headed watching this. If you told me this video did not exist and there was a chemical leak in my house I would believe you without question

    • @AddMoreJPEG
      @AddMoreJPEG Год назад +92

      Oh hi noodle :)

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 Год назад +402

      This video doesn't exist, there is in fact a chemical leak in your house.

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Год назад +61

      Thanks, checkmark

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 Год назад +46

      Well do I have good news for you! *wakes you up from chemical indused coma*

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 Год назад +127

      The chemicals don't exist. I'm taking a leak in your house

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Год назад +2439

    If you look at just the cutscenes, it's a touching story about two brothers overcoming their shared trauma of losing their father to a maneater. If you look at just the gameplay, it's DOOM 2016 if you pissed off a druid instead of satan. Combined, it's just batshit crazy

    • @ravenpentaghast8830
      @ravenpentaghast8830 Год назад +217

      ..... mystery of the druids sequel anyone?

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 Год назад +165

      @@ravenpentaghast8830 THROUGH THE MAGIC OF THE DRUIDS

    • @Lien6887
      @Lien6887 Год назад +36

      That doom comparison is great lmao

    • @red_d849
      @red_d849 Год назад +5

      lmao

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax Год назад +19

      ​@@danieltobin4498that voice line lives rent free in my head for all time

  • @drmilkweed
    @drmilkweed Год назад +2198

    "I'm a park ranger in Alaska" He said, thumbing the hammer on his hunting deagle

    • @rrjt1011
      @rrjt1011 9 месяцев назад +88

      I honestly never played any of the Dangerous Hunts games, but seeing a Desert Eagle in a Cabela’s game feels oddly out of place

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine 8 месяцев назад +107

      @@rrjt1011 hippos have high enough AC to warrant it
      not that it does any good mind you

    • @lonecolamarine
      @lonecolamarine 8 месяцев назад +37

      “The cat simply disappeared. There was no blood or cry, it just vanished.”

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 8 месяцев назад +46

      @@rrjt1011 It was made to be a hunting pistol but I've seen it in enough videogames and action movies it's just ridiculous seeing it in the hunting context.

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@WTFisTingispingisDesert Eagles are actually decent hunting sidearms, especially against bigger animals, like bears and moose

  • @Frrk
    @Frrk 11 месяцев назад +303

    Only halfway through the video I understood Cabella's is an actual hunting equipment store in North America. It's incredible

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc 6 месяцев назад +27

      And they're owned by Bass Pro Shop. It's the same thing but a bit more fishing oriented, though they also sell guns and hunting stuff. Come to think of it Cabela's sells fishing stuff as well...

    • @charlesvitanza8867
      @charlesvitanza8867 Месяц назад +9

      And the stores are absolutely massive, even having some nice aquarium displays. Sometimes I go just to look at the fishes and taxidermy.

  • @2402Stevo
    @2402Stevo Год назад +1085

    "Like I said, nature is cruel, Jacob! And I'm very in touch with my inner monkey."
    -Baboon King

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC Год назад +144

      He's monking invincible!

    • @heakhaek
      @heakhaek Год назад +69

      When the wind blow sand and the floor is not the waits vulture to get fucking shot

    • @godobibo
      @godobibo 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@heakhaeklmfao

    • @omarkumar8036
      @omarkumar8036 3 месяца назад +8

      Truly sundowner moment.

    • @Driver-qt9jh
      @Driver-qt9jh 3 месяца назад +23

      "Relax Jacob, it's a war on hunting. We aren't out to kill civilians.
      Game hunters, Poachers, Mad-Men.
      Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want scope witness reports complicating the message!"

  • @01100101011100100111
    @01100101011100100111 Год назад +5008

    24:16 _"Is the game implying that the baboons are jamming me?"_ That line actually unlocked a memory of a nightmare I had as a kid of yetis cutting my house's power and phone lines before breaking in through nearly every window simultaneously.

    • @dukenukem69
      @dukenukem69 Год назад +728

      Yetis are real. They're even in another cabelas dangerous game

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull Год назад +251

      That'd make a fun start to a weird survival horror game!

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant Год назад +376

      Yeti Team 6 do NOT mess about

    • @1_1bman
      @1_1bman Год назад +233

      congratulations, when you were a kid you had the funniest nightmare possible.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Год назад +120

      ​@@kungfuskullsadly, a realistic Sasquatch or Yeti horror game would have some serious design issues: the creatures as described in most encounter stories are either alone, or in small family groups, so you'd quickly kill off the threat... but if it was an Amnesia style run and hide horror game, well, just think long and hard about all the ways an 7 to 9 foot tall bipedal ape can be dangerous: they're stronger, tougher, likely faster, and probably pretty damn smart, and have hands... how do you even start to deal with that if it wants you dead?

  • @wallyhackenslacker
    @wallyhackenslacker Год назад +2490

    They said they wanted the CoD audience but they overshoot so hard they ended up making a game targeting the Doom 2016 audience 3 years ahead of time. What a mindbogglingly insane beast this game is!

    • @alecferrell2620
      @alecferrell2620 Год назад +279

      It's really weird to think that these games are only 3 years apart. Cabela's games feel so... intrinsically 2007-2009 ish, it is truly a strange reality to swallow that DH2013 was still on store shelves when the next generation consoles dropped lmao

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker Год назад +131

      @@alecferrell2620 It's so weird, yeah. This game has a strong early PS3/Xbox 360 look to it yet it came out around the same time as the PS4.

    • @Archtew
      @Archtew Год назад +82

      @@wallyhackenslacker Honestly thats really hard to believe. If you told me the game came out in 2008 I would be like "Yeah that seems right"

    • @ancientflames
      @ancientflames Год назад +18

      It’s really just a light gun arcade shooter. It’s not new or novel for its time. It would be right at home in an arcade and not seem weird at all.

    • @PseudoLlama
      @PseudoLlama Год назад +24

      Ik right? As innacurate as this game is for hunting, it makes up by having a FPS dodge roll. Looks fun as hell.

  • @mikedrew604
    @mikedrew604 Год назад +139

    I can only presume that the constant falling down from ledges is a homage/steal/echo of Spec Ops, with the constant descending into Dubai. That would mean Luke was already dead, explaining the lack of answer over the radio, and the whole thing wasn't flashbacks to the bear, but Jacob's fantasies of vengeance as he sits freezing in the snow by his family's cooling bodies.
    Gentleman, welcome to Alaska.

    • @TheTber123
      @TheTber123 Год назад +13

      that makes sense honestly
      glad to see someone else still remembers Spec Ops

    • @mikedrew604
      @mikedrew604 Год назад +17

      @@TheTber123 Such a good game. It shot into my top ten as soon as I had played it. "You're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not..."

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@mikedrew604 "... a hero."

  • @TheGeoshark
    @TheGeoshark Год назад +1026

    I 100% thought this was gonna end with the brother turning evil and becoming the final boss like some twisted version of The Most Dangerous Game.

    • @nickchavez720
      @nickchavez720 Год назад +114

      Ah man if only it did become like that. That would be awesome.

    • @MandaloreGaming
      @MandaloreGaming  Год назад +607

      I thought he might fuse with the Emperor Black Lion.

    • @Tinil0
      @Tinil0 Год назад +67

      @@MandaloreGaming This isn't a Japanese game! Although now I am trying to imagine how much more deranged it would be if it were. Him fusing with the black lion to become a new god of hunting fits. Jacob would actually be 13 in the story but look the exact same.

    • @Slaanash
      @Slaanash Год назад +13

      I was hoping to god that he would be on the bull elephant.

    • @kuronanestimare
      @kuronanestimare Год назад +42

      "You forgot the lesson Jacob: ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST!" - The Ancient One, Black Lion Man Emperor

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 Год назад +2708

    The previous two Dangerous Hunts games were bonkers, too. One ended with a showdown against a yeti, and another was all about hunting a cryptid that was mind-controlling the local wildlife. There was even a Farcry: Instincts laboratory where there was an ill-fated scientific effort to understand and replicate the creature’s powers.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Год назад +310

      WTF? The one I played was just about hunting, TF is up with Cabela?

    • @666kenrino
      @666kenrino Год назад +1

      you are lying... you have to be lying. i refuse to belive its that stupid.
      please tell me you are lying

    • @TheArmyOfOne100
      @TheArmyOfOne100 Год назад +633

      So Mandalore was right, there IS deep lore he was missing out on.

    • @DStecks
      @DStecks Год назад +555

      The cryptid one is incredible because at one point you get into a firefight with chimps

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 Год назад +1

      This is a death world in 40k I refuse to believe otherwise.

  • @Randalor
    @Randalor Год назад +1907

    The key part of the story that Mandalore missed out on, was that Jacob was actually the physical manifestation of Death itself, and that all animals instinctively attacked him as his mere presence caused them all to act in self defense and try to save the rest of the animal kingdom from the Harvest of the Grim Reaper. The Sandstorm was a divine act, but it was caused by Jacob to trap the animals with him.

    • @mikerueffer579
      @mikerueffer579 Год назад +187

      Given the fact the previous Cabela games ended with a showdown between a yeti and a were hyena I believe it.

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 Год назад +125

      I can't fucking tell if this is true or not for this fucking hunting game

    • @Randalor
      @Randalor Год назад +57

      @jaydeleon8094 Oh I have absolutely no idea if that's true, but considering Jacob basically depopulated the region, it may as well be.

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 Год назад +31

      The moment Jacob was born into that world, all of nature knew their days were numbered

    • @Randalor
      @Randalor Год назад +29

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Matthew 6:5 "“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward."

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 11 месяцев назад +200

    "Howl's moving castle doctrine" might well be the funniest four words I've ever heard, thank you Mandalore

  • @FLABrowncoat
    @FLABrowncoat Год назад +1784

    I love how Mando calmly navigates through Ring and Limbo of the Lost with clinical detachment, but it's the stampede scene of Dangerous Hunts that allows us to hear his descent into madness in real-time.

    • @joshuadarrow
      @joshuadarrow Год назад +182

      At least those games were clearly supposed to be nonsense, in that there's no other way they could've been made that way.

    • @martinnavarrete5279
      @martinnavarrete5279 Год назад +96

      I need to rewatch the limbo of the lost video, that feels like sanity after this

    • @InternetHydra
      @InternetHydra Год назад +88

      He sure didn’t sound like he was retaining sanity in his stream of Ring.

    • @gabrokkerhun
      @gabrokkerhun Год назад +131

      Limbo is like a crazy madman's project, you have at least some expectations going in.
      But a licensed Bass Pro Shops game that plays like DOOM for some reason would just hit different.

    • @Paludion
      @Paludion Год назад +8

      He even fell into chaos' influence on the way. ^^

  • @fakeorchestra4260
    @fakeorchestra4260 Год назад +740

    "Is there lore I'm missing from a previous Cabela's game" - Apparently one of the Dangerous Hunts games had a demonic, paranormal animal monster as a villain that made other animals go insane.

    • @The7thDraconian
      @The7thDraconian Год назад +117

      So that's why this game didn't have that be the explanation.

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 Год назад +116

      the WHAT

    • @dabubba4603
      @dabubba4603 Год назад +156

      I believe it’s the the second or first dangerous hunt game, has a section where your forced to hunt a yeti down in Russia

    • @Chiznitz
      @Chiznitz Год назад +92

      @@dabubba4603I can't believe this wasn't a joke.

    • @yeehawj24
      @yeehawj24 Год назад +77

      ​​@@dabubba4603It was DH2. The first had no story, and was a far more simple game. The second one...was wild.

  • @mr_blinky1094
    @mr_blinky1094 Год назад +6935

    I'm honestly kind of surprised that Mandy was so confused by the story of this game, considering he's done games with far more complicated lore like Marathon. It might seem insane and nonsensical on the surface, but if we think about a few key lines and look at the story holistically, it all begins to make a lot more sense. Allow me to explain as best I can.
    There’s a very important line early on (7:36 in the video) that Mandy acknowledges, but kind of glosses over: Uganda used to be Jacob and Luke’s father Ben’s favorite place to hunt when he was younger, but he died before they opened it back up for hunting. This seems like a throwaway line at first, but it’s actually the key to everything. Think about it, Jacob has followed in his father’s footsteps as a park ranger and “conservationist”, even saying it’s in their blood. But we know what that *really* means, having seen Jacob in action. Jacob is a killing machine, a mass slaughterer of the animal kingdom, just like his father before him. And when I say “kingdom”, I mean it almost literally in this case; an *empire* of animals, with an emperor to rule them. A *Lion* Emperor, whose royal lineage is denoted by their all-black fur.
    This means that when Ben was younger, he journeyed to Uganda and slaughtered his way through the local wildlife, just like we later see Jacob do. Ben is *the reason* Uganda was closed for hunting. The Black Lion Emperor (BLE for short) *knew who Ben was,* and knew how much of a threat he was to its empire should he return, and further must have known how dangerous any of Ben’s potential off-spring of the Conservationist Bloodline would be should they reach maturity.
    Once we understand this, the rest of the plot becomes clear: The grizzly bear and its army of wolves weren’t simply a random group of psychotically enraged animals, they were *assassins,* dispatched directly by their ruler to kill not only Ben but his children, Jacob and Luke, who the BLE had learned were being trained by their father to follow in his footsteps. This was a threat that the BLE could not ignore, and so he sent forces to attempt to kill Jacob and Luke *before* they could finish their training, but was thwarted when Ben sacrificed his own life to save his children from the assassination plot.
    Ten years later, Jacob and Luke come to Uganda together, and seeing them together the BLE makes the logical conclusion that they have come to avenge their father. So he stages a new assassination attempt before they can meet, this time using a dust storm as a cover for the operation. This is why the water buffalo seem so intent on killing Jacob, because they *are.* The leopards waiting in the trees? An actual ambush, set up well in advance, knowing that their water buffalo co-conspirators (and Ed, more on that later) would drive their target directly into it. This is why every single animal is trying to kill Jacob during the stampede, they’re all in on it. Note that the rhino even makes its first play when they're near a cliff, an attempt to maximize its ambush. The Canadian geese even return to avenge their previous commander, the grizzly bear, having followed Jacob all the way across the ocean from North America, possibly even acting as the BLE's messengers between the two continents and being the ones to warn the BLE of Jacob's arrival.
    After that the game is pretty straight-forward, with the BLE’s various lieutenants (the rhino, the hippo, the Baboon King, etc) each making their own attempts on Jacob and Luke’s lives. The empty ranger station infested with hyenas? Cleared in advance as an ambush. The jammed signal from Ed? A deliberate play to isolate the brothers. The snake was a bit of a lone gunman as it were, and nearly succeeded, foiled only because Luke was closer than anticipated. It’s also never made explicit, but I would posit that the Baboon King brought Jacob to its arena in order to establish itself as a real political power by killing him publicly, possibly even as a long-term scheme for the BLE’s throne, one that the leopards attempted to thwart by killing Jacob before he could reach the arena. Later on we even see lions killing baboons as punishment for their king's hubris.
    By the time the rest of the BLE’s lieutenants are dead and it is forced to take matters into its own hands, it has already identified Jacob as the far greater threat, and so abducts Luke in order to force a confrontation on what it feels is the best terrain. That’s why it repeatedly dangles Luke in front of Jacob to lure him further into the trap. With so many of its lieutenants dead, it knows that it needs to kill them *personally* in order to not look weak in front of its remaining forces. Its plan fails and Jacob slays it, putting an end to a dynasty and avenging Ben’s murder. Unfortunately, the Black Lion Emperor's worst fears are proven true when the brothers decide to continue their slaughter after its defeat, now with no cohesive forces left to oppose their genocide of what remains of its people.
    Oh, and to answer Mandy’s question about what happened to the man the BLE dragged off? There never was a man, Ed was a turn-coat the entire time and made up the story to bait Luke (and by extension Jacob) into a trap. That’s why Ed drives Jacob directly into the first “stampede” ambush, gloating that he feels it will be a “very special hunt” for Jacob and his brother, and then sends Jacob off alone afterward. He even tries to trick Jacob into assassinating the leader of the elephants, a neutral party in the conflict, for their refusal to acknowledge the Black Lion Emperor (they have maintained their independence by being the only animals not to fear the black lions) and kill the Conservationists when they had the opportunity. After that fails he directs Jacob into the ambush that the hyenas have set up at the abandoned ranger station, and later is the one who tricks him into the jaguar ambush with the impala herd as bait, and then tells him to continue on through the baboon kingdom knowing what they have planned. It’s also why the signal gets jammed when Jacob is in the baboon kingdom; obviously the baboons didn’t do it, so clearly it was Ed trying to get him killed after telling him to keep moving forward into their ambush.
    Honestly, it all makes sense if you think about it, there’s just some subtleties to the story-telling you might not catch on the first play. I actually really appreciate the writers for refusing to hold the audience's hand on a lot of this stuff, it's always nice when writers trust their audiences to be smart and understand the intricacies of their plots and characters without needing everything spelled out.

    • @Kerim9991
      @Kerim9991 Год назад +1679

      Fixes both the Canadian geese and the elephant plot holes. I approve.

    • @imperator_88mm92
      @imperator_88mm92 Год назад +1307

      Meds now

    • @imperator_88mm92
      @imperator_88mm92 Год назад +1502

      Jesus Christ the more I look the more it makes sense. The Bear commander was even literally Big Boss. There was a polar bear in a previous Dangerous Hunts game that was a final boss named Big Grimm, second to final because a fucking Sasquatch appears.

    • @user-jq1mg2mz7o
      @user-jq1mg2mz7o Год назад +3

      @@imperator_88mm92 does this also mean the resident evil baboons in the other other Cabela's Dangerous Hunts were not just failed cybernetic supersoldiers,but specifically made by the BLE's Patriots
      edit: no wait the baboon supersoldiers are the baboon king (from the arena's) new generation of warriors

    • @TehWarsmithSA
      @TehWarsmithSA Год назад +259

      how does this not have more upvotes

  • @joshuaburnett3422
    @joshuaburnett3422 11 месяцев назад +252

    Today I learned that there are actually at least two insane Cabela's Dangerous Hunt games. I thought this video was going to be for the 2011 release, which is somehow even more ballistic. It basically has the same plot as well - hunters in Alaska, family tragedy, mass animal slaughter in Africa - except it also involves shadow wolves with glowing red eyes, brush fires, betrayal, possible werehyenas, and THE NIGHTFALL PROGRAM. If you enjoyed (?) this game, you'll probably like that one too.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 8 месяцев назад +26

      Also instead of the dad dying the brother dies, which makes me think these games take place in parallel timelines.

    • @shabath
      @shabath 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@WTFisTingispingisIt's the father from this. Uganda was closed off due to his hunting spree after his brother died.

  • @Rev_Boneman
    @Rev_Boneman Год назад +1342

    Jacob being a conservationist feels like a retired assassin becoming a doctor - or, more applicably, an assassin lying about being a doctor

    • @atomichobbit7358
      @atomichobbit7358 Год назад +73

      Paging Dr. Reiper. Paging Dr. Tobias Reiper.

    • @TheLazyFinn
      @TheLazyFinn Год назад +74

      @@atomichobbit7358 Someone seriously needs to do a dark comedy with a 47 style character... it's awesome how he can answer any question with a murder innuendo...

    • @calmexit6483
      @calmexit6483 Год назад

      Hunters generally are conservationists.

    • @GunNlazor
      @GunNlazor Год назад +52

      Jacob is a conservationist - he protects and preserves humanity from the onslaught of nature's hordes

    • @StardustontheWind
      @StardustontheWind Год назад +24

      See, some animal conservation actually does rely on hunting and hunting licenses. Parks will let some people hunt a single animal, and then use the money made to protect even more animals. This is, from every conservationist and park ranger I’ve talked to, seen as either a necessary evil or ineffectual. But a conservationist who likes hunting? I don’t doubt they exist, and I wonder how they rationalize it to themselves because every conservationist I’ve met has loved animals and nature more than anything, and would only consider killing an animal as self defense

  • @MrBellmont92
    @MrBellmont92 Год назад +2360

    It's also always worth remembering that the final boss of Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2 is a Yeti

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge Год назад +337

      I'm surprised they were restrained enough to not make it a dinosaur.

    • @Super-px6xr
      @Super-px6xr Год назад +67

      They arent the last boss, but theyre there.

    • @harrycallahan5018
      @harrycallahan5018 Год назад +90

      ​@@Super-px6xrYes, it was the last boss, and you could kill it with a tree branch if you wanted.

    • @cjstanky
      @cjstanky Год назад +35

      @@Mgauge that to avoid the Carnivores/Turok lawsuits

    • @satoisme
      @satoisme Год назад +37

      I just remember the yeti falling into a hole and hitting it with a stick till it was unalived.

  • @SuperMegatronus
    @SuperMegatronus Год назад +2203

    The way he pulls out the freaking deagle at 10:10 with such smooth finesse in such a chaotic situation can only be explained by his background as a conservationist.

    • @user-jq1mg2mz7o
      @user-jq1mg2mz7o Год назад +218

      genuinely lost my mind when i saw that what the fuck is going on

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 Год назад +133

      Not even extreme gunplay in motherkriffing anime like Puella Magi Madoka Magica felt this wild.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +59

      And later when he picks it up from the ground and it looks absolutely tiny.

    • @phyllotaxis
      @phyllotaxis Год назад +144

      Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.

    • @robertlundin2064
      @robertlundin2064 Год назад +98

      ​@@phyllotaxisYES! He's CONSERVING ammo! He must be a conservationist!

  • @art_lobe
    @art_lobe 10 месяцев назад +209

    A DLC where Jacob's thirst for more challenging prey pushes him to hunt Osama wouldn't have surprised me

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 7 месяцев назад +2

      problem with that is the dude died in the 90s

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@honeybadger6275Is that so?

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage 5 месяцев назад

      @@honeybadger6275 They'll just rewrite it so he faked his death and hid his brain inside a bear.

    • @jeramysamarawickrama7633
      @jeramysamarawickrama7633 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@honeybadger6275 let me guess "iT wAs An InSiDe jOB"

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jeramysamarawickrama7633 nah, it was mossad

  • @mitchellforrest1625
    @mitchellforrest1625 Год назад +1120

    The fact that all three of the main voice actors in this game went on to act in Vinland Saga just goes to show how powerful and far reaching Cabela’s truly is

    • @Shingoenjoyer
      @Shingoenjoyer Год назад +73

      Jacob is just askeladd's descendant and you can't convince me otherwise.

    • @uirusux
      @uirusux Год назад +59

      Dad didn't die, he faked his death and traveled to Shibuya, Japan to open a curry and coffee shop

    • @chrisdaughen5257
      @chrisdaughen5257 Год назад +9

      Who else has Luke's VA voiced?
      I know Jacob and Dad's played Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler from Bobobobobobo (among other things lol)

    • @chasescott1745
      @chasescott1745 Год назад +10

      @@chrisdaughen5257ranga the blood edge in blazblue and dio brando in jojos

    • @JellyJman
      @JellyJman Год назад +2

      @@chrisdaughen5257based bobobo enjoyer

  • @NormanTiner
    @NormanTiner Год назад +1058

    "Jacob's vacation is turning into a scientific incident"
    My favorite line by far

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker Год назад +48

      @higgsbonbon We know why plushies of extinct animals exist in Dead Space and why life was so crappy...the Late Jakeocene Mass Extinction Event really did a lot of damage on Earth's biodiversity!

    • @loveroffunnyy
      @loveroffunnyy Год назад +3

      @higgsbonbon ha.

    • @NormanTiner
      @NormanTiner Год назад +27

      @@HelghastStalker the carbon footprint in gunpowder alone raised global temperature by 0.5°C.

  • @dancingowlbear
    @dancingowlbear Год назад +479

    I don't know if it's connected lorewise at all, but Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai has you stranded in the Alaskan wilderness while fighting a hyper intelligent genetically engineered super bear that pursues you like Nemesis.

  • @matthewstrakna1537
    @matthewstrakna1537 Месяц назад +43

    Just rewatching this after the Dangerous Hunts 2011 vid. EVERYTHING Mandy says is true and lines up with 2011's lore. EVERYTHING. Every quip, every incredulous conjecture, every stupefied reaction. It all makes sense. It all comes full circle. First was the Kaftar, then the Black Lion Emperor. An eternal struggle between man and beast, catalyzed by a fateful encounter with a bear that would not die. It has happened a thousand times before and will happen a thousand times more. When we go beyond this lonely rock and into the stars, the cycle will perpetuate on a thousand worlds forevermore. When the last stars go dark and mankind huddles about the final glowing ashes of a frozen cosmos, then, and only then, will man and beast have their final dance among the abyss of creation.

  • @ZombieMurdoc
    @ZombieMurdoc Год назад +1253

    "I saw the impala reaching" was low-key gold

    • @sheepdog916
      @sheepdog916 Год назад

      Lemme see your hooves.

    • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
      @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 Год назад +39

      I guess it wasn't a Tame Impala
      Imma head off now in a Chevy Impala
      Gonna meet up with Vlad The Impaler

    • @RadicalGarry
      @RadicalGarry Год назад +8

      ​@@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 I curse your name for making me read "impaler" with that inflection

  • @h2ojr1
    @h2ojr1 Год назад +816

    The wild shooting into the trees and leopards falling out is too much. this game is insane

    • @oldtoby4062
      @oldtoby4062 Год назад +119

      The hyenas coming through the walls in the haunted basement is where I really lost it, but the leopard sprouting trees is where I completely lost my mind.

    • @baelliche5647
      @baelliche5647 Год назад +30

      Going to wonder how strong are these tree to support the weigh of so much big cat laying on their branches.

  • @acomingextinction
    @acomingextinction Год назад +884

    "It's hard to figure out the exact hierarchy of the bear's forces..."
    man that line caught me off guard

  • @GunNutproductionsOG
    @GunNutproductionsOG 11 месяцев назад +130

    This game is basically what goes through my head when I see dinosaurs treated like a horde enemy in video games. The idea that seeing swarms of raptors attacking us alongside triceratops and ankylosaurus while being backed up by a flock of pterosaurs is the same kind of madness as the Jeep chance/everything must die sequence

    • @pandemicphilly60
      @pandemicphilly60 Месяц назад +5

      I come back here every time I see that in anything

  • @keremkarabeyoglu5923
    @keremkarabeyoglu5923 Год назад +1857

    “How did we survive as a species before guns?” is the best reaction to the wildlife portrayed in this game 😂

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Год назад +15

      [further commentary withheld]

    • @demaciasolos
      @demaciasolos Год назад

      @karemkarabeyoglu5923 The same reason lions run away from tribal Africans armed with only wooden spears and shields in 2023 🤣🤣

    • @Downtrodden_cat
      @Downtrodden_cat Год назад +58

      How do we survive as a species before guns? It's simple spears and sweating lad

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva Год назад +45

      @@Downtrodden_cat Don't forget bows.

    • @joshuagraham1800
      @joshuagraham1800 Год назад +23

      ​@@Downtrodden_catAnd numbers, lots of em'

  • @EBurns91
    @EBurns91 Год назад +822

    "He's hunting you"
    This is it, that's the line that broke me.
    The stampede shootout, the bamboo bamboozle, all precursors to the most outrageous line coming from the protagonists brother being taken hostage by a mythical black lion to the top of an unknown civilisations ancient arena.
    I just can't.

    • @eagercadet4059
      @eagercadet4059 Год назад +80

      After reading some of the comments about the other Dangerous Hunts games, I have come to a conclusion
      The people who made the games were fucking high

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT Год назад +27

      This is truly one of the videogames of all time

    • @j85grim4
      @j85grim4 Год назад +14

      ​@@eagercadet4059No amount of marijuana could produce this level of insanity though. This is more in the DMT mixed with crack-cocaine end of the spectrum.

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 Год назад +1109

    I love the idea of a game about a conservationist losing himself to bloodlust when a long lost Ancient Ugandan civilization's curse interrupts his deceased father's birthday celebration.
    This game was screaming for a Condemned Criminal Origins type of twist where the constant animal attacks in massive numbers have a supernatural cause.

    • @planetmaker3472
      @planetmaker3472 6 месяцев назад +77

      Thats litteraly the plot of the previous game

    • @NueFyr
      @NueFyr 2 месяца назад +43

      Considering the Dangerous Hunts universe also has cryptids (final boss of Dangerous Hunts 2 is a literal yeti), animals attacking from a supernatural cause wouldn't be that far fetched.

    • @ahmeryaa865
      @ahmeryaa865 Месяц назад +3

      @@NueFyr already happened in one of em, forgot which one tho

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 Месяц назад +3

      As mentioned in the previous game the animal attacks are explained by a generational curse ala Wendigoism, passed when a Hunter kills a previous infected Hunter who has by then, become a beast who can control animals to attack.
      So in every game your protagonist is simply inheriting the curse, becoming the boss beasts you fight in the next game.

  • @arctik2928
    @arctik2928 6 месяцев назад +54

    Guys I figured it out. When it's initially revealed that Jacob is a conservationist, he says "Yes, in Alaska." This is a reference to the fact that he conserves nature only in Alaska. So Africa is completely free game. The Alaska segments are in the past, before he became a conservationist.

    • @islamroks11
      @islamroks11 Месяц назад +1

      That’s what I was thinking, too! XD

  • @GoodSirReginald
    @GoodSirReginald Год назад +2031

    30:46 Mandy states you kill about 80 Wolves in this section.
    37:08 Mandy estimates that you kill "about a hundred" more wolves.
    Mandalore says that you kill about 180 Wolves over the course of the flashback missions.
    The wolf population in Alaska is estimated to be between 7,000 to 11,000.
    If we call it in the middle at 9000, Jacob single-handedly killed about 2% of the total wolf population of Alaska over the course a single day back when he was a teenager.
    Jacob: "I'm A CoSeRvAtIoNsT"

    • @cdru515
      @cdru515 Год назад +238

      Imagine if he became a hunter instead of a park ranger

    • @kingstarscream320
      @kingstarscream320 Год назад +18

      2% is small

    • @RC15O5
      @RC15O5 Год назад +191

      @@kingstarscream320 But all by one person? Lmao

    • @Aerythraea
      @Aerythraea Год назад +276

      @@kingstarscream320​​⁠That’s a huge number. Although 2% can be a small number in other contexts, in this context, we’re talking 2% of ALL wolves in the population of the largest state of the U.S. slaughtered in a single day. In Alaska, there’s an estimated 1300 wolves harvested every YEAR by all hunters and trappers, which is 14.5% of the population. If we assume they only harvest within the fall months and only on weekends, we can make a conservative estimate that the entire industry harvests these 1300 wolves in only 24 days, which means they would have a dayly yield of 0.6% or about 54 wolves.
      This means this ‘Jacob’ outperforms the ENTIRE industry by about 3.3 TIMES, all by his lonesome.
      Let’s take this another direction. The Alaskan wilderness covers 57.5 million acres of land, or about 90 thousand square miles. Let’s assume that 80 percent of wolves live in 20 percent of this land, and that Jacob only searches that area. This would still mean he’d have to search 2.5 square miles of land per wolf, for a total of 450 square miles of land to kill every wolf he encountered. In a dense forest, you can see only about 20-30 yards in front of you before something obscures your vision, but let’s assume this absolute unit of a man can perfectly scan, sight in, and kill any creature within a quarter of a mile radius without stopping or slowing down. If this takes place within 24 hours, this ‘Jacob’ would need to run 37.5 miles per hour in order to cover the amount of area it would require to kill that many wolves. Keep in mind he’d need to carry all the necessary weapons and ammunition, not to mention that the fastest a human has ever gone on foot is about 27.8 mph.
      Edit: Grammar and wording

    • @maximgun3833
      @maximgun3833 Год назад +138

      @@Aerythraea at this point I'm sure Jacob died long ago even before the Alaska hunting trip and was replaced by some horrific eldritch doppelganger

  • @Wafflemarine22
    @Wafflemarine22 Год назад +861

    He is conserving humanities dominance over the animals. There is no way the dev team was not laughing their asses off at how ridiculous this game was the whole time. They had to have known it was the last one.

    • @Strideo1
      @Strideo1 Год назад +175

      This was the last one because after this there were no more digital animals left to kill.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 Год назад +7

      humanity's*

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie Год назад +84

      "Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about"

    • @Harril8265
      @Harril8265 Год назад +1

      ​@@adamofblastworks1517No one cares.

    • @somethingmaybe3858
      @somethingmaybe3858 Год назад

      🤓

  • @Spacemutiny
    @Spacemutiny Год назад +546

    “I saw the impala reaching” has to be your best line yet.

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson Год назад +61

      Remington Flash Photography

    • @operatchick6486
      @operatchick6486 Год назад +50

      I dunno. "Howl's Moving Castle Doctrine" though.

    • @spookmeyer970
      @spookmeyer970 Год назад +3

      There's so many good lines in this one.

  • @barefootcoolboy_3264
    @barefootcoolboy_3264 Год назад +218

    All it's missing is an AC-130 mission and you have a full on military shooter

  • @devinwhiteside3534
    @devinwhiteside3534 Год назад +1362

    Mandalores comedic instincts are always on point but this one had me falling out of my chair. "Howls Moving Castle Doctrine" "They're trying to steal our decals" "I saw the impala reaching" simply masterful

    • @andrewphilos
      @andrewphilos Год назад +149

      I also liked the "I took a moment to shoot a wildebeest in self-defense" while attacking a herd from half a mile away that doesn't even know he's there. XD

    • @z-mac664
      @z-mac664 Год назад +62

      @@andrewphilosThat’s hunting in a nutshell lol. It takes a brave man to vaporize a dumb animal with a modern rifle from a mile away.

    • @fus132
      @fus132 Год назад

      @@z-mac664 Unless someone's suicidal.

    • @andrewphilos
      @andrewphilos Год назад +13

      @@z-mac664 That's... not... totally fair.

    • @pob_42
      @pob_42 Год назад +83

      "Let's merge into the buffalo lane!"

  • @PsychadelicoDuck
    @PsychadelicoDuck Год назад +681

    The scariest/best thing is this isn't even the only Cabela's game like this, there's at least one other that also opens with a father and sons hunting trip and ends with a Resident Evil-esque segment through a facility that was trying to train baboons to be soldiers. The only reason I realized this wasn't that game was because Mandalore didn't mention the player character vacuuming up the skulls of his enemies for health.

    • @brandonthomas6602
      @brandonthomas6602 Год назад +93

      We need Mando to do a video on that game too

    • @jeremyhallspence8730
      @jeremyhallspence8730 Год назад +16

      Does the brother die instead of the dad in that one?

    • @numbersevenforthewin
      @numbersevenforthewin Год назад +34

      I remember that game. I was wondering when he would run into the poachers that chase you in a truck that you can't shoot at because "hunting"

    • @addiemarieruhome
      @addiemarieruhome Год назад +9

      Holy shit that sounds awesome

    • @ardius9777
      @ardius9777 Год назад

      fucking shit lmao

  • @garreTTU2023
    @garreTTU2023 Год назад +835

    “You are a conservationist, yes?” As you eliminate half the wolf population of Idaho made me lol

    • @MangasColoradas941
      @MangasColoradas941 10 месяцев назад +31

      that's probably all of our wolf population

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 7 месяцев назад +13

      IDAHO MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

    • @completelyferrouschemist6776
      @completelyferrouschemist6776 6 месяцев назад +4

      MOVE BACK TO CALIFORNIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    • @brya9681
      @brya9681 4 месяца назад

      weird how this Ugandan is white lol

    • @tyrannosaurusimperator
      @tyrannosaurusimperator Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MangasColoradas941At this point, he's ended all of the wolves. That have ever existed. He's ripping holes in reality to satisfy his bloodlust and kill more wolves.

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 Месяц назад +23

    It's so much fun to come back to this video after 2011, cuz I can feel your comments about this being "demonic" and the animals "setting up roadblocks" and all that was more shitposting than anything and... no... it was actually prophetic.

  • @overlord165
    @overlord165 Год назад +1378

    9:07 I actually burst out laughing when Mandy started to gun down the animals so prolifically, even the ones that weren't a threat, while he nervously narrates the genocide.

    • @theretrodj907
      @theretrodj907 Год назад +82

      I just KNOW he was having the time of his life and didn’t want to show it 😂

    • @SuperMegatronus
      @SuperMegatronus Год назад +87

      Instincts kicked in while the mind was still questioning.

    • @dontshootmex5588
      @dontshootmex5588 Год назад +123

      "It's Howl's Moving Castle Doctrine"

    • @modernmusic52
      @modernmusic52 Год назад +42

      You could replace all the animals with zombies and it would look like a normal game

    • @JDEScorpion451
      @JDEScorpion451 Год назад +51

      @@modernmusic52 which would honestly make it less insane

  • @cashexe7934
    @cashexe7934 Год назад +702

    "They don't get it! Jacob wil glass all of Africa to defend this vehicle!" Fucking killed me

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 10 месяцев назад +25

      And as we see from the rest of the game, he is right to do so.

    • @Mobius_118
      @Mobius_118 10 месяцев назад +26

      "I would've glassed the entire planet had it not been for Ed's counsel!"
      - Jacob, probably

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@Mobius_118 Were it so easy...

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam 8 месяцев назад +16

      "Sir, the rabid cheetas outnumber us 3 to 1..."
      "Then it is an even fight"

  • @colindragan9352
    @colindragan9352 Год назад +1102

    The part where you pull out the rifle and just start mowing down the buffalo is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a game. Like after the buildup, the more careful hunting in the beginning, and the character being a conservationist, you just turn into doomguy for african wildlife.

    • @dah_goofster
      @dah_goofster Год назад +62

      Someone please mod the music to be gentle and meditative in the beginning and then just put in straight doom music during the buffalo scene 😂

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore Год назад +19

      Goes straight to Oblivion combat music.

  • @andrew2677
    @andrew2677 10 месяцев назад +102

    "He may have hammered deep enough into the buffalo gene pool to change their fate as a species"
    This had me dying.

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve Год назад +1475

    11:43 "maybe Cecil the Lion had AOE attacks and multiple phases" probably the greatest sentence ever uttered in gaming journalism

    • @JACKXK
      @JACKXK 11 месяцев назад +18

      ...Is that Canderous?

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 9 месяцев назад +17

      Hey don't compare Mandy to a journo that is just insulting to him.

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 8 месяцев назад +31

      Dude maybe Harambe was about to Potemkin Buster that kid and that zoo keeper saved his life who knows

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 Год назад +623

    Not since Detective Halligan have I seen a game protag with problem-solving instincts that are so wildly at odds with their chosen work.
    I love it.

    • @Osean_Kitty
      @Osean_Kitty Год назад +54

      This seemes like a thing Detective Halligan would do.

    • @DaBlaccGhost
      @DaBlaccGhost Год назад +9

      Oh the memories are flooding back.....
      Adding that video to queue for my drive home from work 😂

    • @ridderjaim3
      @ridderjaim3 Год назад +4

      @@DaBlaccGhost Have you tried working?

    • @oogabooga1228
      @oogabooga1228 Год назад

      ​@@DaBlaccGhosthave a good day🫡

  • @jaredbinkley4932
    @jaredbinkley4932 Год назад +387

    The fact Jacob rocked up on a hunting trip with a desert eagle 50 cal action express should tell you everything about the character

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Год назад +25

      Ehi Africa is a dangerous place ok? He had to take some "precautions".

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Год назад +30

      That is actually a hunting pistol though. You don't need giant rounds to kill people.

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Год назад +2

      @@CrizzyEyes Well i guess its a 2 in 1 situation. You got a hunting pistol and you can also use it to defend yourself.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Год назад +16

      @@SIGNOR-G You could say that about any hunting weapon. They're almost all overkill to hunt people, unless you're hunting rabbits or small birds. When you get to hunting deer-sized game and above, they have a third purpose as vehicle stoppers.

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Год назад

      @@CrizzyEyes impressive but it has to be expected. If it can pierce the hide of an elephant it has to be a big caliber.

  • @ciprianoms
    @ciprianoms 11 месяцев назад +53

    I love the idea of the lions attempting to set traps but they have no thumbs so they have to work together to do it "damnit frank, get your paw out of the way, he's gonna be here in like a minute"

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 Год назад +1571

    "Howls moving Castle Doctrine." is an incredible line.
    Honestly a game where literally all animals reproduce at a tremendous rate and are all 100% hostile to humans at all times could be an interesting world to live in. Hunters wouldn't merely be something necessary in tribal times or just sportsmen in modern times, they would be necessary heroes to stem the tide of evil. Every hunter is basically Doomguy.

    • @Art42209
      @Art42209 Год назад +147

      So Monster Hunter

    • @doibantikov2486
      @doibantikov2486 Год назад +67

      ​@@Art42209Or Dungeons and Dragons, a lot of the time.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Год назад +77

      Just another day in Monster Hunter then.
      I heard in some places the locals are even reproducing with Monsters.

    • @pieright
      @pieright Год назад +47

      ​@@TheNapster153Just try and tell me the admiral's mother didn't get it on with a rajang.

    • @danny_is_dude1725
      @danny_is_dude1725 Год назад +14

      There is a show about this called Zoo, I think, which follows an apocalypse where a virus spreads that makes all animals super hostile towards people.

  • @informitas0117
    @informitas0117 Год назад +679

    I got this for my dad, thinking it was a normal hunting game. He played it once.
    He had a stroke a few months later and I got schizophrenia, I blame the game for both.
    Oh yeah, and the protagonist is clearly psychotic. The animal corpses disappear after he "kills" them, they are in his head.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 11 месяцев назад +106

      It's like this game is some anomalous haunted object that just effects the health of all people who are around it long enough.

    • @willr.1495
      @willr.1495 10 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 It was delisted by the SCP foundation

    • @variasanddragon
      @variasanddragon 10 месяцев назад +32

      That would be perfect for the aspects the game was shooting for. Kid traumatized by the death of his dad lives with mental illness and ptsd. That would make more sense

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 8 месяцев назад +29

      Maybe it’s time you take up being a conservationist.

    • @Marc-rw3dd
      @Marc-rw3dd 7 месяцев назад +2

      This comment thread is wild

  • @sebs-shenanigans
    @sebs-shenanigans Год назад +1353

    I officially want more of "Mandalore's uncensored, honest and emotional response" moments
    Because I've been choking on laughter these past 12 minutes.
    Looking back over 24 hours later at this little post...I am sure as hell glad you lot liked this idea. I am happy that I am not alone.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Год назад +42

      This has to be his funniest Halloween video so far.

    • @sebs-shenanigans
      @sebs-shenanigans Год назад +25

      @@animeotaku307
      Fucking amen mate.
      Genuinely had me in stiches laughing like a madman

    • @asimov647
      @asimov647 Год назад +4

      Are these responses acted out for the commentary or does he do live commentary while recording footage?

    • @sebs-shenanigans
      @sebs-shenanigans Год назад +23

      ​@@asimov647 I dunno.
      But its the result that counts for me to be honest. Even if it were scripted, I could feel him reliving those bizarre moments.

    • @dishsoap446
      @dishsoap446 Год назад

      @@asimov647they might be acted out, but its not far from how he actually reacts to things, just watch his garten of banban streams

  • @BlastGamer77
    @BlastGamer77 Год назад +60

    This game treats wild animals like John Wick treats random thugs. Call Jacob Colonialism the way he's driving those bovine species to extinction.

  • @hansofaxalia
    @hansofaxalia Год назад +1033

    If you befriend the baboon king you unlock a secret ending where Jacob takes antipsychotics and realizes he’s been in a mental asylum for years trapped in a cycle of guilt after killing his father in a hunting accident

    • @gromblereal
      @gromblereal Год назад +132

      honestly that seems like the actual plot of the game

    • @pidgeonpatrol861
      @pidgeonpatrol861 Год назад +116

      I feel like if you toned down the goofiness and focused more on the violence, a series of endless, violent hunts where every animal wants the hunter dead ending with him finally giving up the fight and realizing that could be a pretty fantastic horror thriller plot.

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 Год назад +29

      @@pidgeonpatrol861 although he could solve that just by moving to the suburbs or something

    • @The_saza
      @The_saza Год назад +46

      ​@@circleinforthecube5170until the racoons smother him in his sleep.

    • @Enochlesis_t
      @Enochlesis_t Год назад +25

      "It is true I may have killed my father, but I am not his murderer."

  • @jannovak6819
    @jannovak6819 Год назад +1232

    one of the guys who was head developer on this game teaches a course at my university. we asked him about it, and he told us that the production was only seven months, and that they had literal stacks upon stacks of design documents. he apparently still has them somewhere.

    • @TheTber123
      @TheTber123 Год назад +32

      Nice!

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Год назад +32

      Would there be anyway to acquire these? I am so curious about how this game was made

    • @SadeN_0
      @SadeN_0 Год назад +112

      I'm convinced this was made by people who didn't give two shits about hunting and just wanted to make a good-ass action FPS, and somehow got Cabela to pay for it
      absolute legends

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 11 месяцев назад +53

      @@SadeN_0 Nah, this is Cauldron we're talking about. They don't give two shits about making good games in general. Just look at Soldier of Fortune: Payback.

    • @timedraven117
      @timedraven117 10 месяцев назад +18

      Dude you can't leave us with that cliffhanger, you gotta get your professor to make a video about the making of this game, cause holy hell is it hilarious.

  • @Yesnomu
    @Yesnomu Год назад +1559

    "Howl's Moving Castle Doctrine" actually killed me, that was too much. Just an incredible video.

    • @krisnadanuaji1444
      @krisnadanuaji1444 Год назад +9

      I don't get this reference

    • @MissPlayAndWatch
      @MissPlayAndWatch Год назад +227

      ​@@krisnadanuaji1444Castle Doctrine is a legal defense that allows you to use force (up to and including deadly force) to protect your home from an intruder. Howl's Moving Castle is a book (and Studio Ghibli adaptation) about a wizard who has a walking castle. So the joke is the jeep is protected under the castle doctrine but it is also a vehicle that is moving.

    • @Lilbee730
      @Lilbee730 Год назад +5

      This one got me too, unreal

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Год назад +1

      @@MissPlayAndWatchlmao

    • @Archtew
      @Archtew Год назад +4

      oh my gosh the layers @@MissPlayAndWatch

  • @evolution8652
    @evolution8652 Год назад +48

    I love how the side arm is just a Desert Eagle

  • @joshuagraham3854
    @joshuagraham3854 Год назад +790

    To be fair, he is legitimately acting as a conservationist in the context of the world he finds himself in: when you find yourself in a region with 20-30 ravenous leopards per each acre of woodland, you're gonna need to cull that predator population for the good of the ecosystem.😅

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 Год назад +217

      The idea that the Cabela's-verse has conservationists being a spec op military force to deal with the hundreds of predators is absolutely amazing.

    • @diaboliquin
      @diaboliquin Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/U91b9wdAH9g/видео.html

    • @John_on_the_mountain
      @John_on_the_mountain Год назад +38

      @@randomintrovertedspider7510the Cabelas-verse 🤣

    • @ErisApplebottom
      @ErisApplebottom Год назад +58

      ​@@randomintrovertedspider7510Cabelas spec op military forces are the only reason i dont get mauled my mountain lions when i walk my dogs.

    • @CCCSaxsonWarmonger
      @CCCSaxsonWarmonger Год назад

      Youre such a fool

  • @EspyMelly
    @EspyMelly Год назад +194

    Jacob: "I'm a conservationist."
    Driver: "I must ask you to help defend the vehicle!"
    *The Only Thing They Fear Is You* starts playing

    • @qwertzu1195
      @qwertzu1195 Год назад +7

      " I cant go to Yemen, I'm a conservationist"

  • @captainron9360
    @captainron9360 Год назад +362

    "Maybe Cecil the lion had AOE attacks and multiple phases, I wasn't there" killed me. Happy Halloween!

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN Год назад +37

      "Jacob will glass all of Africa to defend this vehicle"

    • @bobbydylsn2633
      @bobbydylsn2633 Год назад +4

      @@portalmanHUN Typical conservationist

  • @eudescardozo3395
    @eudescardozo3395 Месяц назад +11

    The Krogan evolved in a hostile and vicious environment. Until the invention of gunpowder weapons, "eaten by predators" was still the number one cause of krogan fatalities. Afterwards, it was "death by gunshot"

  • @david_aug_1017
    @david_aug_1017 Год назад +1152

    An underrated bit is how committed Mandy is to misidentifying 90% of the animals in this video.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore Год назад +15

      Some people had no books, no encyclopedia as kids (or no tv with a nature channel) as kids?

    • @TinusPieters
      @TinusPieters Год назад +76

      I'm sad he missed the chimpanzee sound effects for baboons. Also as someone who lives in Africa, the American game about Africa commentated by another American was practically cringe porn.

    • @CoracaoAcidental98
      @CoracaoAcidental98 Год назад +30

      ​@@ChristmasLoreEven people as intelligent as Mandy (at least he seen intelligent in his videos) can be completely oblivious in a subject that don't have much interest in.

    • @erolaras7268
      @erolaras7268 Год назад +139

      Take it easy people, he is not a conservationist like Jacob.

    • @t3hDarkness
      @t3hDarkness Год назад +22

      ​@@TinusPietersAmerican game licensed to a Czech developer, even

  • @grayxxtiger
    @grayxxtiger Год назад +1909

    Nothing could have prepared me for this game to be this years Halloween video from mandy

    • @benjaminsente7430
      @benjaminsente7430 Год назад +5

      Hey man. There is a Predator reference at (30:30)... And that IS the ultimate Halloween Ghost for sure!

    • @kombatwombat6579
      @kombatwombat6579 Год назад +15

      You have perfectly expressed my own feeling.
      Edit: Ooook, after that African hell on earth shooting scene I understand why this is a spooky time video.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Год назад +1

      Took the words outta my mouth.

    • @vampireteddygram720
      @vampireteddygram720 Год назад

      Mandy is not the pet name I thought we'd be using. Weird.

    • @joewest3901
      @joewest3901 Год назад +12

      This is impressively cursed even by Mandy's standards

  • @SenoSasquatch
    @SenoSasquatch Год назад +397

    Part of what makes the ending so bizarre is that adult Luke looks like a James Bond villain. It feels like you should be stopping him from his mad crusade to kill all animals, and instead, you shake his hand and go, "I was conserving them so we could kill them all together."

    • @strahinjamijovic7125
      @strahinjamijovic7125 Год назад +21

      this is so unhinged i love it

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Год назад +8

      to be fair they attacked him from moment 1 there he only hunted the ampala unprovoked

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 Год назад +6

      @@marley7868 have you considered that the animals are in the right and jacob is the villain here?

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Год назад +12

      @@darkpixel1128 based on what? I am willing to accept his father started the war but the black lion emperor brought jacob on himself

    • @bigchungus7376
      @bigchungus7376 Год назад +13

      ​@@darkpixel1128if we don't interpret the flashbacks as schizophrenic nonsense, then the resident evil bear brought the fury of jacob's dad on himself by killing people in the area, and in uganda during the sandstorm turret section the predators ignore other animals and try to kill you specifically

  • @fourclout4
    @fourclout4 11 месяцев назад +22

    The Cabela's game were some of my favorites as a kid. The morality never dawned on me, I thought the animals were cool enemies. I even had their more simulator focused games as well. This unlocked a core memory.

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston Год назад +948

    _“How can they cut the power man?! They’re animals!”_ had me in stitches

    • @TARMHeLL
      @TARMHeLL Год назад +95

      As an African I can tell you animals don't need to cut the power, it's already down.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore Год назад +15

      Are they cooking with transformer oil again?

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock Год назад +16

      ​@@TARMHeLLit's a multilayered joke because besides that, it's also a reference from Aliens.

    • @cacomeatballmarinara2014
      @cacomeatballmarinara2014 Год назад +10

      @@StrikeWarlockhe also does that with Reanimator with the “Cat dead, details later?” Line and god knows what else there is I haven’t picked up on

  • @raphsere
    @raphsere Год назад +85

    Treating both Uganda and Alaska like your average sci fi video game planets, full of insanely hostile and possibly vaguely sentient fauna, and littered with the ruins of ancient civilizations, is the kind of genius most people are not ready for.

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 Год назад +519

    You’ve clearly never played Cabela's Original Sins, where Jacob accidentally destroys a totem of nature, forever marking him as an enemy to all life in Uganda.

    • @Ir0nFrog
      @Ir0nFrog Год назад +114

      The thing is, after this video I had to look that up to make sure it wasn’t real.

    • @ErisApplebottom
      @ErisApplebottom Год назад +6

      ​@@Ir0nFrogwas it real?

    • @petermartinez4399
      @petermartinez4399 Год назад +6

      ​@@ErisApplebottomGoogle tells me 'no' so far

    • @theheroneededwillette6964
      @theheroneededwillette6964 3 месяца назад +3

      Well funny story. There were black animals in a previous game. They were under the command of some demonic cryptid. That lion and the others may have been leftover from that.

  • @Deafmonkey21
    @Deafmonkey21 Месяц назад +10

    We were all so wrong. We thought Jacob was a budding serial killer, when Cabela's 2011 proves that he is in fact he is the tip of the spear against the demonic animal nations rising up against man, up to and including literal blood curses perpetrated by werehyenas.

  • @Squalidarity
    @Squalidarity Год назад +654

    This is why the 6th and 7th gen were so special, you just don’t get officially licensed madness like this in the post-App Store world.

    • @vj7248
      @vj7248 Год назад +100

      and thats why gollum brought back that magic for but a moment

    • @akumaouja4062
      @akumaouja4062 Год назад +46

      part of it was just that those generations lasted so godforsaken long that people started getting creative, or went creatively bankrupt in a way that amounted to the same thing, which was great.

    • @J3Puffin
      @J3Puffin Год назад +13

      You mean by large publishers, right? Because smaller companies never really stopped doing this tbh

    • @ry1023.3
      @ry1023.3 Год назад

      @@vj7248it’s not the same, there’s a bad game because of poor design and then there’s this.

    • @jgn
      @jgn Год назад +1

      check out kingdom hearts 3
      "ariel is the ultimate counter to a demon tide that killed everyone before an mf had to turn back time"

  • @zacharylewis8
    @zacharylewis8 Год назад +320

    I love how the games Mandalore covers for Halloween aren't necessarily horror games, just ones that make you question your grip on sanity. Truly terrifying.

    • @tamathemaid7171
      @tamathemaid7171 Год назад +21

      Some real cosmic horror shit we got going here.

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 Год назад +1198

    I love that MandaloreGaming's actual Halloween episodes are almost never anything traditionally spooky or intended to be horror. It's always a deep dive into a complete insanity that your brain has trouble accepting.

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 Год назад +53

      The horror is the fact the game was ever made

    • @realLagMaster
      @realLagMaster Год назад +12

      The horror bit comes in 2 to 4 weeks in the extended haloween dead space special.
      This year, dead space mobile

    • @Eddman368
      @Eddman368 Год назад +3

      Nature is the true horror

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +5

      Honestly as someone who grew up always seeing cabellas around and in an area where hunting/fishing culture is very common and not knowing this existed. This was a wild ride. I immediately texted a close friend and he’s like “oh yeah that was my favorite one” 😂. Of course it was.

    • @tonnentonie2767
      @tonnentonie2767 Год назад +1

      It's like the April fool's episode of the game dungeon, always fascinating stuff

  • @corvus4350
    @corvus4350 8 месяцев назад +13

    It's interesting how Jacob is the blatant aggressor. He intentionally aggravates the lions and other animals who show no interest in him which later results in them attacking people, he intentionally blunders into various dens when he could easily avoid them, and even with the bear at the beginning once he and his brother get out of its way leaves them alone and only attacks when they choose to pursue it.

  • @SereneMidnight12
    @SereneMidnight12 Год назад +678

    Man, I remember being in a focus group back in 2011 or so asking what they want in a hunting game. I decided to tell them "hey, maybe you need a story with some intensity. Nature's pretty dangerous, so maybe you can put the hunter in dangerous situatuons and stuff."
    I'm guessing what resulted was Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai. Which, in turn probably resulted in this game.

    • @conscript900
      @conscript900 Год назад +89

      Like most companies, it sounds to me like they took that and said "right cod rail shooter it is" When all you meant was, "maybe give me some story and have a buck rush me once in a while"

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 Год назад +12

      Lol 😂 you did not disappoint

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Год назад +14

      what have you done lol

    • @HackionSTx
      @HackionSTx Год назад +15

      You made this happen and you're not even ashamed to admit it? Wow

    • @av7317
      @av7317 Год назад +6

      So what you're saying is that you are to blame for this.

  • @paulares292
    @paulares292 Год назад +547

    "The bear roars something that roughly translates to 'give me back my legions'"
    Woke up my family laughing at this...

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 11 месяцев назад +49

      Ok I'm like 97% sure at this point that Mandy was a history major.
      Still the jokes like that resonate with my autistic brain to an incredible degree.

    • @So_Toasty
      @So_Toasty 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@CollinMcLean His references to movies, other games, historical events, etc are all top tier and hilarious. You can tell he's pretty knowledgeable about a pretty wide array of topics.

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 11 месяцев назад +2

      At the risk of once again being that guy: would someone please explain this to me? I would like to understand this joke.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@01100101011100100111 It's a reference to the Battle of Teutoburg forest during the reign of Augustus when the Germanics destroyed the 17th, 18th, and 19th legions.
      The Germanics, lead by the Romano-Germanic leader Arminius, ambushed them at Teutoburg forest and absolutely slaughtered them killing as many as 16,000 to 20,000 Roman soldiers and auxiliary including the General Varus who was beheaded.
      According the historian Suetonius (who wrote this about 60 years after the fact mind you) after the defeat Augustus was so shell shocked that he broke down and started hitting his head against marble wall repeatedly demanding the deceased Varus "To give me back my legions!".
      It was Rome's worst defeat since Cannae and the 17th, 18th, and 19th legions had their numbers permanently retired, never to be used to again

    • @matthewoburn2126
      @matthewoburn2126 10 месяцев назад +25

      @@01100101011100100111 The line "give me back my legions" is attributed to Emperor Augustus of the Roman Empire, who spoke the line while lamenting the loss of three roman legions to germanic tribes at the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest in 9 AD.

  • @Portice92
    @Portice92 11 месяцев назад +43

    I half expected Jacob to start punching boulders and suplexing lions.