Gina Haspel Says Waterboarding Is So 2002

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  • @enigmaPL
    @enigmaPL 6 лет назад +84

    You'll note, in her reply, she didn't actually deny that should would proceed with the waterboarding, given the 'direct order'. She tip-toe'd around that one, because she knows damn well she wouldn't hesitate still.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 6 лет назад +7

      Her replies were completely CIA-ish.

    • @tuskedbeast
      @tuskedbeast 6 лет назад +3

      Check her mushmouth legalese response to Sen. Harris' direct questions. McCain is appalled by her too.

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 лет назад

      Unfortunately she's going to be confirmed

  • @heythere9371
    @heythere9371 6 лет назад +21

    In the US, war criminals are not only not prosecuted, they are promoted to the highest offices in the country

  • @pseudoschnitzel3505
    @pseudoschnitzel3505 6 лет назад +201

    Hope she'll be arrested if she tries to enter Europe
    CIA or not human rights are universal

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 лет назад +35

      The US never prosecutes their own when they commit war crimes. In fact war criminals are promoted in this country. The mentality is that the US isn't able to commit war crimes because everything we do is good, even torture. The worst the US can do is commit a "strategic blunder" like invading Vietnam and Iraq, according to these people

    • @josephteller9715
      @josephteller9715 6 лет назад +3

      The EU has the problem of not having enough 'teeth' in its power to bring against its own membership when they violate EU rules, regulations, treaties and agreements. Britain when the EU was originally being formed went to great effort to ensure there were enough loopholes and weak passages in the founding documents that it could walk all over its neighbors and get away without major sanctions or costs, but failed to understand that in the process the same was true of Hungary, Poland, etc

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад

      DroidTech
      Reveal your information sources because I do not believe that this is true.

    • @jamillx
      @jamillx 6 лет назад

      Check your history books, Britain was no member when the EU was originally formed. They demanded a lot of exceptions and special rules for themselves and never acted like they really want the EU to be successful, thats why nobody is sad seing them leave

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 лет назад

      Marko D I don't think that covers war crimes.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 6 лет назад +333

    There’s something about her smirking face that disturbs me. “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good.” Looks like a librarian, but really is a torture loving sociopath.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 лет назад +22

      I swear to god, that woman looks like she went to the torture chambers personally for her enjoyment, like some kind of grandma Bolton.
      She’s giving me the creeps.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 6 лет назад +1

      Turbid TG1
      Annie Wilkes 2.0

    • @sapphireseptember
      @sapphireseptember 6 лет назад +9

      Turbid TG1 Do not take those words in vain! They're meant for mischief making, not torture. Agree that she looks like a scary librarian though.

    • @sapphireseptember
      @sapphireseptember 6 лет назад +2

      Honorable Catsmeat She was evil, but in a cutesy way, Bellatrix had better style though.

    • @rraune7515
      @rraune7515 6 лет назад +4

      *psychopath

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +28

    She reminds me of my 8th grade teacher.... I'm pretty sure she was into waterboarding too.

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 6 лет назад

      You made it to eighth grade?

  • @Ichinin
    @Ichinin 6 лет назад +246

    Yeah, the release of American prisoners had nothing to do with a certain Scandinavian country who still have a diplomatic presence there and have been running diplomatic errands for the United states for decades...

    • @affenket
      @affenket 6 лет назад +83

      Ichinin - The Swedes have too much decency to boast as Trump does.

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 6 лет назад +64

      Thanks Sweden. Also thanks for the meatballs and IKEA.

    • @sarielever986
      @sarielever986 6 лет назад +40

      Shoutouts to Sweden!

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 6 лет назад +9

      Celldweller
      And for Zlatan.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 6 лет назад +8

      Celldweller
      No wait, my bad, we should be thanking Zlatan for making Sweden great again of course.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 6 лет назад +291

    Haspel: I don't think t'rump would ever condone waterboarding.
    **Cut to video of t'rump saying he wants to bring back waterboarding or something worse**
    Haspel: Face palm.

    • @chriswatson7965
      @chriswatson7965 6 лет назад +44

      It wasn't a mistake, it was a straight up lie.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 лет назад +20

      You know, I actually thought about what exactly he meant with “much worse” “tougher” etc.
      Is the US gonna flay people?
      Garrote them like Franco did?
      Blind them with hot irons?
      What kind of monster is trump really if he gets his will?

    • @ArvindMishra2222
      @ArvindMishra2222 6 лет назад

      Read the full sorry. Trump is good agreed but what he actually said was there are people chopping heads and we are confused about water boarding. And I like Colbert but editing the clip just to make a point is not good for media. It's like being the monster you are fighting against.

    • @chriswatson7965
      @chriswatson7965 6 лет назад +23

      Arvind - you cannot convince people that chopping heads off is a bad idea unless you can demonstrate that the rest of the world is abiding by humane principles. Fear does not make people less violent. Colbert's use of the clip is completely valid.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 лет назад +21

      +Arvind Mishra
      Spain, the sixteenth century:
      “Emperor Charles, emperor Charles, can we have a comment on the controverse actions of your officials in the new world?”
      “Well you see, the natives cut out the hearts of prisoners in ritual sacrifices, thus we will show them how we are above such a barbaric level and the most modern and virtuous empire in this world...by burning every single one alive that doesn’t convert to our religion. That will show em being violent savages! We shouldn’t be so confused about burning people alive, after all some over there butchered others”

  • @samonas1484
    @samonas1484 6 лет назад +85

    Those released prisoners are going to be in for a surprise when they meet their president.

    • @christianschmid1440
      @christianschmid1440 6 лет назад +5

      Maybe they already signed in to extend their stay.

    • @wendyp8488
      @wendyp8488 6 лет назад +5

      2 of them were arrested in 2017, so they already know Trump is president.

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 6 лет назад

      Those released prisoners have already met Trump, about a day ago. Or did I miss something?

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 6 лет назад

      +ZER0 ~ I believe comment was about sense of entering Twilight Zone to come back to US w/DT in WH. To get him full-force w/o transition time to adjust must be one hell of a departure from reality for those who'd been in captivity since before he was a thing. BHO --> DT, that's cause for whiplash, or a case of the bends.

  • @kosmosyche
    @kosmosyche 6 лет назад +13

    For real, someone should check her shed, her basement, her walls, her fireplace, her bathroom, her garden, under the floor, in the attic, in the trunk of her car etc.

  • @worldsnetizen2035
    @worldsnetizen2035 6 лет назад +11

    "Chairman Un"
    Wow, that mistake is too low for a former CIA director.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +3

      World's Netizen Pompeo has bottomed out the administration’s IQ average. How can someone in that position not know about Korean family names … oh wait, “only the best people”… smh

    • @worldsnetizen2035
      @worldsnetizen2035 6 лет назад

      +MatchstalkMan
      I replied to your comment twice, but none of them can be displayed. So I posted it in a new comment thread.

    • @worldsnetizen2035
      @worldsnetizen2035 6 лет назад

      Wow, seems like someone playing tricks here, 2 comments were hidden. After I pointed out in the next comment, those 2 displayed normally. But 2 comments do NOT count in the replies counter(some tricky things here). LOL, Nice trick as always! which is exactly the same trick CCP played on the internet in mainland China that one's posts can only be displayed to oneself. Guess CCP wants to ban me not only in China but in the entire world every day.

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      @worldsnetizen2035 6 лет назад

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  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад +139

    I would also add, she may sincerely _believe_ that Trump would not ask her to waterboard, but this was not the question. The question was if she would _do_ it in that case. Now, Stephen, I'm glad you recalled Trump's statement about waterboarding, but it would've also been good if you had caught _this_ part. She avoided the question. Call her out on that part.

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 6 лет назад +13

      Yep. That was a complete non-answer she gave.

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 лет назад +9

      If Trump tells her to reopen the torture programs (or should I say when), she will obey. We may find out about it years after the fact, and she will never be held to account. Neither will the Senators who confirm her knowing full well what she's done

    • @knaggs71
      @knaggs71 6 лет назад +1

      911 🇺🇸

    • @namechange4919
      @namechange4919 6 лет назад +1

      lazyperfectionist1 we just gave him a bath lol KSM was.a very very dirty boy

    • @namechange4919
      @namechange4919 6 лет назад +2

      Hey There its just an old school baptism. Look it up. Even Socrates see started doing it. Seriousl study history for once in your life isntead of making shit up to see what sticks...

  • @mvvpro8688
    @mvvpro8688 6 лет назад +13

    Why do people who encourage police brutality, enhanced -torture- interrogation techniques and tougher sentences never think about the future, when they are the subject of a criminal investigation?

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 лет назад +2

      MVVpro Because they do not ever envision themselves being in that position.

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 лет назад

      Because in America, the rich and powerful are immunized from legal repercussions. Just think of Nixon being pardoned by Ford, or think of all the war crimes US presidents have never had to answer for

  • @captainanopheles4307
    @captainanopheles4307 6 лет назад +73

    She does look like the inspiration for the nurse in Stephen King's Misery.

    • @shanec6092
      @shanec6092 6 лет назад +1

      I could see that, although Haspel isn't physically imposing at all--Annie Wilkes from Misery is described as a big, strong woman. And of course she was played by the big, strong-looking Kathy Bates in the movie adaptation.

    • @tansywoods8947
      @tansywoods8947 6 лет назад +1

      Captain Anopheles A person who is physically unimpressive can still be devastatingly evil.

    • @shanec6092
      @shanec6092 6 лет назад +2

      Tansy Woods oh yes, absolutely. Looks can definitely be deceiving.

    • @captainanopheles4307
      @captainanopheles4307 6 лет назад +1

      Tansy Woods well, of course, that was the point of the book.

    • @tansywoods8947
      @tansywoods8947 6 лет назад

      Captain Anopheles I didn't read the book, but I will take your word for it 😱too scary for me.

  • @nikolatasev4948
    @nikolatasev4948 6 лет назад +3

    She said she has a strong moral compass and would not allow anything immoral to happen... but when asked if she considers waterbording to be immoral she refused to answer. So she believes torture is moral. She should not be given any power.

  • @paulramos4037
    @paulramos4037 6 лет назад +565

    Gina Haspel knows her crafts so well from Dolores Umbridge.

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 лет назад +5

      Haspel may be confirmed if the Democrats don't unite to oppose her. Unfortunately the Democrats have a history of caving at moments like this

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 6 лет назад +29

      I love Harry Potter references. It would be better if certain people were forced to carve "I will not tell lies" into their skin. Trump would be red instead of orange

    • @sapphireseptember
      @sapphireseptember 6 лет назад +5

      Paul Ramos Hahaha! Sounds about right.

    • @NaumRusomarov
      @NaumRusomarov 6 лет назад +11

      "I must not tell lies."

    • @purpleflametarot39
      @purpleflametarot39 6 лет назад +1

      Hey There - If I'm not mistaken, the most the Democrats can do is delay a confirmation and bring public awareness. They don't have the numbers to stop it. ?

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 6 лет назад +17

    Gina: Tell me, and the pain will stop.
    Victim: No...no, I...
    Gina: You should have told me whether or not you took the cookies, son.

  • @creepin93
    @creepin93 6 лет назад +14

    it's always amazing when a nuttless wonder who avoided Vietnam at all cost always talks so damn tough.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +3

    “We will do the best waterboarding, the likes of which you have never seen. Believe me.”

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 лет назад +245

    Key and Peele: If terries come up in here tryin' to act froggy, we gonna *fireboard* those mammajammas

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 6 лет назад +1

      19thHour haha I made the same reference before I saw your comment ! 👏👍🤜

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 6 лет назад +17

      Drax.. tham... sklounst

    • @twisteddesign8907
      @twisteddesign8907 6 лет назад +2

      Hey There wish i could like this a thousand times

    • @kingjmac80
      @kingjmac80 6 лет назад +7

      He's saying if dem terries going to try something in here today like the bounce, boogie and bump. We go this shit on lock....k.

    • @keithriley6597
      @keithriley6597 6 лет назад +1

      Trounce them shklownst lol

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 6 лет назад +291

    Tell me again, what exactly did Donald Trump do to free these prisoners? Do we know he cared about them or atleast knew of their existance? I don't see any evidence of that and experience tells me the opposite.

    • @christianschmid1440
      @christianschmid1440 6 лет назад +47

      He didn't call Kim 'fat' or 'dumb' for at least a weak now?

    • @EivindHillesund
      @EivindHillesund 6 лет назад +39

      I assume his staff worked on that part. My impression is that Trump leaves most things for other people to deal with - until he starts tweeting what he wants them to do without telling them first.

    • @MrPilgrim
      @MrPilgrim 6 лет назад +1

      Drace90 interesting avatar

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 6 лет назад +32

      ross rainey ...Well, he is technically the "President of the United States" and these are his people. So yes, he should care about them. I don't see that he does, I know that he usually shows very little interest in anything that doesn't benefit him, and I don't see any evidence that he did anything to save them, so I won't give him credit.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 6 лет назад +16

      Eivind Hillesund Yeah, his staff is basically reduced to sitting the most powerful spoiled baby in the world.

  • @roguedogx
    @roguedogx 6 лет назад +3

    "I do not believe the president would ask me to do that"..... really?

  • @alonzocalvillo6702
    @alonzocalvillo6702 6 лет назад +2

    Enhanced interrogation techniques? Call it for what it is, torture plain and simple.

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr 6 лет назад +7

    So shooting someone is “enhanced spitball”?

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 6 лет назад +4

    "Fireboarding" actually sounds like something fun!😂

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 6 лет назад +2

    They'll probably change it to Kool-Aid so they can state categorically that they no longer waterboard.

  • @sethskullsberg7787
    @sethskullsberg7787 6 лет назад +3

    Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like fun if you dont know what those two things are.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 6 лет назад +6

    Gina Haspel and the Chamber of Water

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah 6 лет назад +1

      You march right over here, Napoleon, and clean this seltzer off of my monitor!

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x 6 лет назад +2

    "Absolutely you gotta fireboard those mammajammas " Keegan-Michael Key (Terrorist/Terries sketch Key & Peele)

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars 6 лет назад +2

    1:36 She looks like Melissa Leo's character in Prisoners, who also had a dark secret in the outer compounds of her house.

  • @wwlee5
    @wwlee5 6 лет назад +15

    two of the prisoners were living in north korea before being arrested. they were teachers.

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад +38

    Hitchcock is my favorite director, so it was awesome to hear that joke, and have Stephen acknowledge it was nice that joke still worked. :D

    • @RmcBlueSky
      @RmcBlueSky 6 лет назад +1

      TimeandMonotony ...for as long as the movie/film of 'Psycho', 'The Birds', 'Vertigo'...oh heck! All of his movies where great and will live in the history of films.

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад

      Blue Sky Agreed! But i've met a disturbing number of people who've never seen any of his movies. One coworker of mine even asked who he was when I said alfred Hitchcock was my favorite director. I almost had a heart attack.

  • @mary_j2451
    @mary_j2451 6 лет назад +9

    Kim Jong-Un looks 9 months pregnant in the photo shown from that angle... 🤰

  • @alemayehusolomon941
    @alemayehusolomon941 6 лет назад +8

    Fireboard those mammajammas!
    But in all seriousness Gina was in charge of torturing suspects of the electrocution and other methods including but not limited to sleep deprivation using intense lights and sound to basically Rob the detainee of any semblance of rest and probably just like in Guantanamo forced feeding through their rectum if they try to go on a hunger strike. This is probably just a small list of what they did to those people.
    So I haven't read Harry Potter in a long time but have a feeling that Dolores Umbridge is Mother Teresa compared to this chick. Don't whitewash her really look into how depraved in horrendous the CIA has been including her in that black side. The whole point of a black site is to do things to people that our own country considers illegal, yet the facilities in another country so they can always get out of being punished.

  • @joostcbruikman933
    @joostcbruikman933 6 лет назад +3

    Just another sociopath. Did anyone expect anything different?

  • @Peter_gaming69
    @Peter_gaming69 6 лет назад +6

    "i dont believe he would ask me to do that" ? does not answer the question.. so she has lied already because we all know he thinks its great fun and would love to watch

  • @terridd6265
    @terridd6265 6 лет назад +2

    Trumputin has chosen to surround himself with just about every member of the Hall of Doom!

  • @bleueyze3007
    @bleueyze3007 6 лет назад +1

    Per Haspel, "I was just following orders."

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 лет назад +2

    People recognize Alfred Hitchcock because of his iconic silhouette and also because he insisted on making a cameo in all his films kind of like how Stan Lee is in most Marvel films.

  • @captainuseless1071
    @captainuseless1071 6 лет назад +1

    Damnit Gina it's a hypothetical, just answer the damn question.

  • @jancleve9635
    @jancleve9635 6 лет назад +4

    Great work, so Trump canceled the paris climat agreement, the iran deal and nominated Gina Haspel.
    Send them to germany , we want her for sure.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад

      Jan Cleve
      Crap.

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 лет назад

      With a little bow on top. Consider her a present.

    • @jancleve9635
      @jancleve9635 6 лет назад

      We would love to introduce her to some nive people in Den Haag, it would be nice to prosecute her, because we run out of old nazis to prosecute for warcrimes.Just ask yourself "what would adolf do" and than do the opposite.Torture is not ok... , even for you america.

    • @jancleve9635
      @jancleve9635 6 лет назад

      Yeah sure what ever this bunch of letters and numbers mean ^^

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako 6 лет назад +5

    She looks like the mom of Resident Evil 7... Marguerite Baker.

  • @missriddhi97
    @missriddhi97 6 лет назад +9

    Fire boarding 😨

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 6 лет назад +1

      R G key & peele came up with that one first!

  • @Sueloveschoc
    @Sueloveschoc 6 лет назад

    Meeting of the two hitcocks! That is so true... all you need is a black and white montage of birds flying haphazardly

  • @catonkybord7950
    @catonkybord7950 6 лет назад +10

    How about waterboarding Trump to make him admit to the peepee tape, regardless if it's fake news or not? Maybe that would change his opinion on torture.

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 лет назад +2

      Ink Stain Release his tax papers.

  • @misterjag
    @misterjag 6 лет назад

    When the State Department was properly staffed and functioning, no Secretary of State would have confused the name of a head of state they were meeting.

  • @jamesbobo
    @jamesbobo 6 лет назад +1

    "I would not let the CIA bring back enhanced interrogation techniques". That doesn't mean I wouldn't hand the prisoner over to a third party that would do it for us.

  • @mboettcher349
    @mboettcher349 6 лет назад

    If you see some terries trying to get froggie, you should: A. fireboard those motherjammers, B. hypothetical them in the clavicle, C. draxx them sklounst.

  • @bigboiiiii7764
    @bigboiiiii7764 6 лет назад +2

    First time I've ever said this but, Thank you President Trump for freeing our prisoners.

  • @rileycarson8259
    @rileycarson8259 3 года назад

    It’s more like “secretary ‘Ike’ “ since Kim’s name is ‘Jong Un’ not Un. Lol

  • @accuratealloys
    @accuratealloys 6 лет назад +1

    Water board Trump and he’ll confess in less than ten seconds.

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад +1

    Susan Collins is one of the few Republican politicians I have any respect for.

  • @chriscasey1929
    @chriscasey1929 6 лет назад

    trump and his whole administration needs to be water boarded. Bet they'd sing like canaries.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 6 лет назад +1

    Technically she followed orders from the top down during the time she was in charge of the enhanced program... But yeah.. she lied in that question.. Now whether she lied because she would not take that direct order from the president or not, is debatable..

  • @Sorenzo
    @Sorenzo 6 лет назад +1

    You don't give Trump enough credit.
    He also humiliated Jeb Bush.
    "My brother kept New Orleans dry!"

  • @dianeowen5258
    @dianeowen5258 6 лет назад +2

    N Korea freed prisoners - thanks Mr Pompeo for negotiating and allowing trump to take over the photo op.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад

      It was really nice to see Pompeo's face when the prisoners got off the plane last night. Yes, no question, he's probably partly pleased because it makes him look good, but that ear-to-ear grin really implied that, even aside from politics, he was just plain happy to see this happen.

  • @MegaAngus1
    @MegaAngus1 6 лет назад +2

    Make those votes count this fall!

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 6 лет назад

    I wonder if the government accually thinks we believe them? xD

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 6 лет назад

    "CIA nominee, and woman with a dark secret in her gardening shed" - 😋😋😋

  • @crazycajun3277
    @crazycajun3277 6 лет назад +1

    Poor "Bloody" Gina...with a face only a mother could love! No wonder she has that sadistic streak...

  • @deadfreightwest5956
    @deadfreightwest5956 6 лет назад +2

    Obama released 11, and not a single photo-op.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад

      I couldn't help but think the same thing last night. I think President Obama would have watched the arrival on TV, given them time to see their families and do any recuperation and recovery necessary, then maybe invited them to the White House.

  • @JCTiggs1
    @JCTiggs1 6 лет назад +2

    There's a reason why they call her the 'waterboarding witch'

  • @Thunderwalker87
    @Thunderwalker87 6 лет назад +6

    You know what its like to be released from a North Korean prison, be denied any access to information about the outside world, return home to America and... is that Donald Trump as President? What happened while I was gone!?

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 6 лет назад +2

      Two of them were arrested in 2017 under trump, they already know. The media is helping conceal this fact, thus supporting trump's narrative.

  • @emiranuar4912
    @emiranuar4912 6 лет назад +1

    its supposed to be "Secretary Richard"

  • @SergeDuka
    @SergeDuka 6 лет назад +1

    An important fact: she didn't say she would never do it!

  • @Monochromicornicopia
    @Monochromicornicopia 6 лет назад +4

    _Oh I'm so sorry, when did you regain your sight and hearing?_
    XXD

  • @Bobbo303
    @Bobbo303 6 лет назад

    Gina Haspel reminds me of Dolores Umbridge and the CIA will be her inquisitorial squad

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 6 лет назад +1

    Advanced interrogation techniques also another one of stormy's favorite movies

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад

      Yeah, but her techniques are a lot less painful.

  • @DaTux91
    @DaTux91 6 лет назад

    Waterboarding is like dingleberry. It's so much worse than what it sounds.

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 6 лет назад +2

    Im sorry, but torture is never acceptable. Death, fine. Torture, no.

  • @paulgoodwin4239
    @paulgoodwin4239 6 лет назад

    1:35 cia nominee and woman who knows too much about the local boogeyman, gina haspel

    • @paulgoodwin4239
      @paulgoodwin4239 6 лет назад

      cia nominee and your intrusive neighbor who just wants a baby of her own, gina haspel

  • @SecularFelinist
    @SecularFelinist 6 лет назад

    To paraphrase Honest Abe: "Whenever I hear anyone arguing for torture, I feel a strong impulse to see it used on them personally."

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 6 лет назад

    Treadmill + Lego = All secrets you need to know.

  • @calametrocity
    @calametrocity 6 лет назад

    I imagine the good Senators took her at her word while also remembering the CIA still has experienced torturers on the payroll.

  • @Manofpeasable
    @Manofpeasable 6 лет назад

    Charlene Theron from "Monster." This women digs torture. "Lava boarding." And can't WAIT to get back at it.

  • @Smartzenegger
    @Smartzenegger 6 лет назад

    Oh... so I guess snowboarding isn't that innocent???

  • @lalawawa5237
    @lalawawa5237 6 лет назад +3

    She's a waterboarderer

  • @Arahansannihilation
    @Arahansannihilation 6 лет назад

    I saw the guy doing the Nixon's double peace gesture next to trump which is like saying "I'm with the crook".

  • @glittersgo742
    @glittersgo742 6 лет назад

    Trump must have been soo disappointed when he saw how "unamerican" the prisoners look. Did he send them to Mexico already?

  • @MultiAlpha11
    @MultiAlpha11 6 лет назад

    If Trump likes water boarding so much he should by all means try it out

  • @cecoletti1
    @cecoletti1 6 лет назад

    It really is cool that a joke about Hitchcock's appearance works in 2018.

  • @sapaspace6208
    @sapaspace6208 6 лет назад

    What’s fire boarding? Feeding them crazy hot wings?

  • @coleenparsons4905
    @coleenparsons4905 6 лет назад

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • @erickanicole5964
    @erickanicole5964 6 лет назад

    Looks like great value Susan Surrandan😂😂

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 6 лет назад

    What's tougher than waterboarding? Feeding people lava?

  • @DaisyJaynne
    @DaisyJaynne 6 лет назад

    Pompeo said the United States was beginning "to put some outlines around the substance of the agenda..." which is corp-speak for "Haven't done a thing. Totally unprepared. I'm just going to wing it."

  • @MsKestrela
    @MsKestrela 6 лет назад

    Oh, dat blue suit. Naw, dude!

  • @anthonywoodroffe9642
    @anthonywoodroffe9642 6 лет назад

    Fire boarding ???? Lol

  • @nicholasmenzel201
    @nicholasmenzel201 6 лет назад

    Enhanced Hugging, from behind, with a wire.

  • @kvsilchar7010
    @kvsilchar7010 6 лет назад

    Did Stephen just praised Donald Trump?
    Wow !!!

  • @grumpdogg213
    @grumpdogg213 6 лет назад

    Enhanced FREEDOMIFYING Techniques

  • @OGJSmith23
    @OGJSmith23 6 лет назад

    Gina Haspel has a face that was Golden Showered Waterboard.

  • @nickorlove7848
    @nickorlove7848 6 лет назад

    Lemonade boarding. Its both burning and delicious.

  • @deliamcmahon4603
    @deliamcmahon4603 3 года назад

    Treadstone!!! It's been around for a long time sleeper agents.

  • @AspenEmrys
    @AspenEmrys 6 лет назад

    reportedly, it doesn't get much tougher than waterboarding. pain is one thing. instinctual fear of drowning is another

  • @nak1067
    @nak1067 6 лет назад

    If the president ask you sure you going to do it Or you out

  • @boonlincoln
    @boonlincoln 6 лет назад

    Monologue Order:
    1. Michael Cohen Has Been Selling Access To The President
    2. Gina Haspel Says Waterboarding Is So 2002

  • @mayamayamaya7154
    @mayamayamaya7154 6 лет назад

    We are useless because we can’t provide security for my own kids I’m jealous

  • @hamishgaffaney5323
    @hamishgaffaney5323 6 лет назад

    Don't forget she destroyed close to 200 tapes of people been tortured, destoring evidence like that would get any normal person thrown jail

  • @miguelcervantes7098
    @miguelcervantes7098 6 лет назад

    The Gestapo and Stalin's secret police used enhanced interrogation techniques.We learned our techniques from the best at their craft.

  • @appletile2887
    @appletile2887 6 лет назад

    Gina pulls the wings off flies as her hobby and she steals candy from babies. Didn't she have one of the major roles in the Wizard of Oz.....riding a broom as I recall