Michael Cohen Has Been Selling Access To The President

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @dsho1199
    @dsho1199 6 лет назад +503

    Avanatti is a hero who doesn't wear cape!! He's saving America!!

    • @LD-qj2te
      @LD-qj2te 6 лет назад +6

      D Sho be careful. It’s not over . Will they be following him? Get dirt on him?
      Suffer a car crash?
      Blackmailed?

    • @rohypnotist6263
      @rohypnotist6263 6 лет назад +23

      Stormy Daniels is already a historical figure , her name is gonna be in all history books ... If American schools ever get the money for new books that is .

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 6 лет назад +8

      L D
      Avenatti has a lot of people on his side watching his back (the FBI and intelligence community to start with, Trump fucked with the wrong people).
      Beside, he lives in Sacramento and probably travels with security. (though the last part is probably a bit of a bummer)

    • @karanick016greece2
      @karanick016greece2 6 лет назад +6

      Rohypno tist Imagine a statue of Stormy Daniels

    • @rohypnotist6263
      @rohypnotist6263 6 лет назад +4

      karanick016 greece Lol like a bust ?

  • @carl.j917
    @carl.j917 6 лет назад +538

    Avenatti has balls of steel messing not only with Trump but now with russian oligarchs and even big pharma.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 6 лет назад +16

      The way you wrote that gives me the impression that you find "big pharma" more troublesome than Russian oligarchs. 😏

    • @m.a.4949
      @m.a.4949 6 лет назад +36

      retnavybrat they are

    • @tonycampbell1424
      @tonycampbell1424 6 лет назад +9

      Max A
      Eh, big pharma won't assassinate you with some crazy KGB leftovers.

    • @jasongarrett768
      @jasongarrett768 6 лет назад +35

      Yeah, they "just" kill the sick and vulnerable en masse by price gouging.

    • @mikebronicki6978
      @mikebronicki6978 6 лет назад +18

      Avenatti has balls of steel and tRump has tiny hands.

  • @xpaige
    @xpaige 6 лет назад +281

    I wonder if Avenatti could get ahold of Trump's tax returns

    • @TurbidTG1
      @TurbidTG1 6 лет назад +28

      xpaige I’m sure Mueller is months ahead of you on that one!

    • @RositaAHuff
      @RositaAHuff 6 лет назад +14

      Give him a little more time....we will find out that Trump has nothing.....nothing at all.

    • @justsaying3729
      @justsaying3729 6 лет назад

      lol wouldn't that be wonderful.... but nothing would happen, he has too many enablers in Congress and the Senate and the Mercers, Koke brothers and others (Evangelicals (so-called Christians.). He seems to get a pass on all he does.

  • @Bigbrotheriswatchingus
    @Bigbrotheriswatchingus 6 лет назад +468

    Selling access???? W T F is lobbying known as in America? US politicians should be made to wear NASCAR style jackets with their respective sponsors names on them..And caps, with their main sponsor. Talk about a rent a mob.

    • @pchan232
      @pchan232 6 лет назад +29

      waiotahi52 - now you are talking - great idea every politician should wear their sponsor, then we will know why a bill is introduced or passed.

    • @Bigbrotheriswatchingus
      @Bigbrotheriswatchingus 6 лет назад +5

      Donnys' would probably have the star of David on it.....

    • @Succubusisis
      @Succubusisis 6 лет назад +5

      The greenhouse browser extension does this for websites who talk about politicians! :)

    • @Gambit2483
      @Gambit2483 6 лет назад +10

      waiotahi52 🤣 so true...sad but true. The biggest mistake this country made was putting money into politics

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 6 лет назад +7

      Ha aha . I like the NASCAR idea. How about banning or controlling the amount of money Corps Superpacs and Interest Groups are allowed .They are not The People.

  • @SkillLevel0
    @SkillLevel0 6 лет назад +13

    Someone spent 900 million on 9 eggs and I’m sitting here just trying to pay rent.

  • @adamfanalways
    @adamfanalways 6 лет назад +44

    Avenatti also said, if these companies were just trying to understand the new administration and wanted advice on properties or medical information or what other nonsense they said it was for! Their are lawyer's all over that city thousand, yet they went to Cohen, Trump's lawyer, who by the way hasn't filed and filled out paper to be a lobbyist, they just happen to stumble into Cohen and pay him for what exactly, his being the best lawyer? Please! Avenatti is the man and everything he has predicted has happened! Keep doing what your doing Avenatti!

    • @evsci007
      @evsci007 6 лет назад

      James Schrader Nice whataboutsim.

  • @michaelrt3622
    @michaelrt3622 6 лет назад +160

    give the noble peace prize to michael avenatti

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 лет назад +4

      Subtle, but important correction: Nobel, not noble. Otherwise, I agree.

    • @DrakonIL
      @DrakonIL 6 лет назад +2

      The Noble prize is more prestigious than the Nobel prize, anyway. It's got noble right in the name.

    • @ntl5983
      @ntl5983 6 лет назад +4

      And the Pulitzer... and the Presidential Medal of Freedom

  • @GreenDragon11
    @GreenDragon11 6 лет назад +33

    “He’s a horny old racist who likes cheeseburgers more than his kids “ - Stephen Colbert
    Give this man an award for the biggest b**** on the planet. Damn was that savage, true and hilarious!!

  • @matpsycic
    @matpsycic 6 лет назад +15

    Michal Cohen the Presedential P.I.M.P 😂

    • @jcja902
      @jcja902 6 лет назад

      Yep..making money by selling companies public knowledge. Lol Great way to make mula.

  • @mikldude9376
    @mikldude9376 6 лет назад +104

    Every week that goes by Captain Kaos and his Chronies look even more crooked .
    Somebody please pull that plug out of the swamp !

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 6 лет назад +3

      Supreme Saiyan you say that, but he's still not wrong bucko.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 6 лет назад +1

      Trump: "Sbdy's gotta drain tha swamp!" Few months into office jumps right in the middle of it, has the perfect party.
      Only in America? Originally not, but America learned very quickly from the worst. "I have the best swamp parties!"

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 6 лет назад +5

    Noone knew how complicated being corrupt could be, believe me!

  • @jvmunoz101
    @jvmunoz101 6 лет назад +85

    U ARE THE BEST STEVE!!!

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa 6 лет назад +1

      Jose Munoz i think Stephen is better.

    • @carlobruno5000
      @carlobruno5000 6 лет назад +1

      HES THE BEST COK SUCCER IN THE WORLD IIN MY COUNTRY JOKES ARE PERMITED ONE TIME FOR POLITIC NO EVERY DAY OR YOU GO TO PRISON

    • @jvmunoz101
      @jvmunoz101 6 лет назад

      Carlo Bruno sorry you live in a country that limits your freedom of speech. I'm entitled to say what I want as many times as I want! If you don't agree or like what Stephen talks about, don't watch it.

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 лет назад +428

    As a gamer, this makes perfect sense. Sell an incomplete product (government) and release premium DLC packs to gamers (corporations) developed by a third party (Michael's secret company). I wonder what features the sequel will lock behind a paywall!

    • @DhavalShukla
      @DhavalShukla 6 лет назад +14

      19thHour fist bump from another gamer!

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 6 лет назад +11

      Dhaval Shukla 👊👊👊👊👊 gamer for life

    • @vanceunderwood5364
      @vanceunderwood5364 6 лет назад +25

      “I will build a paywall around the game’s final level and I will make the Dev team pay for it!”

    • @paulrus-keaton439
      @paulrus-keaton439 6 лет назад +7

      Sequel? Or HD re-re-re-release? I'm thinking big ego mode, jailsuits for all characters, and--of course--Knuckles the Echidna.

    • @itsanixela
      @itsanixela 6 лет назад +13

      It's free to play, man. They're just pay to win whales.

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 6 лет назад +9

    When you give adults with a toddler's mentality a whole bunch of money and power, you get chaos of the highest order. This is who is governing us. Irony.

  • @terrashine1353
    @terrashine1353 6 лет назад +5

    This Gentleman never fails to make people laugh.
    😄😄😄

  • @delbarghahreman5279
    @delbarghahreman5279 6 лет назад +2

    Hilarious!! You made my day👍🤗❤🤣😂

  • @wildego04
    @wildego04 6 лет назад +35

    M-y
    A-ttorney
    G-ets
    A-rrested

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 6 лет назад +1

      simon wow 10/10 that was fucking amazing.

    • @jcja902
      @jcja902 6 лет назад

      Trump supporters know what MAGA stands for.
      MY
      ANUS
      GETS
      ASSAULTED
      The true meaning of MAGA. Lol

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 6 лет назад +3

      M - Michael
      A - Avenatti's
      G - Greatening
      A - America

  • @johnrobinson4445
    @johnrobinson4445 6 лет назад +4

    Avenatti should get the Nobel Peace prize. Seriously, it makes pretty good sense.

  • @23Domo
    @23Domo 6 лет назад +37

    its sad that nothing of this will change the mind of a Trump supporter. But I still like to imagin how the red hat army would react to this when Obama did it :)

    • @derekhettinger451
      @derekhettinger451 6 лет назад +2

      They would look their minds.
      It would incite pandemonium

    • @philipclarke364
      @philipclarke364 6 лет назад

      The CD Project lol yea Sean's fantasy!

  • @MrBlueplanetdrive2
    @MrBlueplanetdrive2 6 лет назад +7

    Colbert is a truth teller!!
    He's the best. 😂😂

  • @VanlifewithAlan
    @VanlifewithAlan 6 лет назад +616

    I note that AT+T were happy to pay USD500k for a meal with President Trump. If anyone from AT+T is watching then I would be happy to have a meal with them for one tenth this price!!! Mind you, for this money, I would expect AT+T to pay for the fish and chips and I think I will have some ice cream to follow.

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 6 лет назад +13

      I'll have my ice cream first, thank you.

    • @zenderbender1960
      @zenderbender1960 6 лет назад +4

      Alan Heath AT&T gave him 600k.

    • @SpaceCommand
      @SpaceCommand 6 лет назад +24

      The question I want to know: "Will you ask for 2 scoops"? 😉😉

    • @rockerojuan
      @rockerojuan 6 лет назад +15

      For that same amount am willing to drop T-Mobile and switch over to AT&T.

    • @princessqueen6881
      @princessqueen6881 6 лет назад +1

      rockerojuan at&t owns t mobile so minus well ur getting less coverage already

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 6 лет назад +2

    It's like every entity we already had a reason to hate was in on the corruption.

  • @Warlock_UK
    @Warlock_UK 6 лет назад +18

    It's funny because he is somehow receiving all this money, but still pays no tax because he allegedly made a 900 million dollar loss. What a time to be alive, eh?

    • @Silkendrum
      @Silkendrum 6 лет назад

      We know Cohen got the money. We have yet to verify it went to Trump. Don't forget Cohen is a con man, too.

    • @drzero7
      @drzero7 6 лет назад

      I wish I can be exempt from taxes for life. LUL

  • @Above-Ground
    @Above-Ground 6 лет назад

    *Cohen's sales pitch:* "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire."
    "I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer"

  • @Drarjunmenon
    @Drarjunmenon 6 лет назад +19

    I'm sure if ever Trump presidency is made into a movie, it wouldn't be this dramatic as it is now.

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 6 лет назад

      Yeah no one's going to touch that. Unless you got 150k.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 6 лет назад

      Arjun S Menon too bad the Three Stooges are retired.

  • @alanarunmavath6005
    @alanarunmavath6005 6 лет назад +5

    Best monologue yet

  • @interpoleoff
    @interpoleoff 6 лет назад +7

    Wow.................. Stephen Colbert is great

    • @interpoleoff
      @interpoleoff 6 лет назад

      @blh3863 Poor little snowflake even afraid use a real name

  • @qus.9617
    @qus.9617 6 лет назад +4

    Now we just need to link the AT&T with the net neutrality appeal.

  • @peterneate607
    @peterneate607 6 лет назад +4

    So much for draining the swamp:)

  • @JayronWhitehaus
    @JayronWhitehaus 6 лет назад +1

    At 3:17 I got flashbacks to the Colbert Report "who's not honoring me now" segment: "genius grant please" for hiphopketball: a jazzebration. Hahahaha.

  • @couponville1
    @couponville1 6 лет назад +6

    Everybody should boycott AT&T.

  • @kray97
    @kray97 6 лет назад

    "Please a Mr. Mueller, to be letting me go, I'm just a here for the Aunt Annies, they have the pretzel with the hot dog inside!" - lmao

  • @xpaige
    @xpaige 6 лет назад +12

    "Man who looks like cigarettes smell" Good one Colbert.

  • @misahradivaactress4625
    @misahradivaactress4625 6 лет назад

    The best laugh I'd had in a year. 😁😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KikiLivesInMe
    @KikiLivesInMe 6 лет назад +13

    In todays episode of The Evil Potus.... ....

  • @throughthewindowpane
    @throughthewindowpane 6 лет назад +2

    I really can’t believe your president and his administration are still in office. Greetings from Europe.

  • @barrynichols2846
    @barrynichols2846 6 лет назад +18

    How did all these companies find the shell company?

    • @JimFortune
      @JimFortune 6 лет назад +12

      The shell company found them.

    • @yeevita
      @yeevita 6 лет назад +7

      wonder how many other companies and countries there are.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 лет назад +5

      Probably networking on the golf course. Picture some guy whispering to another guy in a dark alley asking who can supply him with some shady thing or other, but the two guys are wearing silly outfits.

  • @aj8__8
    @aj8__8 6 лет назад

    2:25 that's a big pretzel 😂

  • @MegaAngus1
    @MegaAngus1 6 лет назад +12

    Make those votes count this fall!!! #Bluewave

  • @DannyBPlays
    @DannyBPlays 6 лет назад

    3:25 "Money pleeeeez!"

  • @tamikoestomo3275
    @tamikoestomo3275 6 лет назад +18

    Stephen...care to run for POTUS in 2020? Avenatti as your IInd in command! We support you!!

    • @notserious6458
      @notserious6458 6 лет назад +1

      Tami Koestomo yes because another celebrity is exactly who we need running the country

  • @seanstr26m123
    @seanstr26m123 6 лет назад

    That was beautiful. Thank you

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 6 лет назад +22

    Cohen: I have for you today a rare treat... All Access to President Trump. Let's start the bidding at $20,000US. I have 20 here, 20 here, do I hear 25? 25 to the creepy Russian, do I have, I have 30 to the other creepy Russian... 40, that's 40,000 to the first creepy Russian.
    Creepy Russian #1: $500,000US!
    Cohen: Sold to the first creepy Russian for $500,000US! Congratulations, sir!

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 6 лет назад

      TheReal008Zulu
      Cohen: Wow, there sure are a lot of Russians bidding. That's not weird, not weird at all. Is that Putin over there?!

    • @TheReal008Zulu
      @TheReal008Zulu 6 лет назад +2

      (A Putin-lookalike adjusts his fedora, and fake moustache) Nyet, comrade.

  • @akaimizu1
    @akaimizu1 6 лет назад +1

    3:27. Did he just start playing the song which was played from Rodney Dangerfield’s car horn from Caddyshack? That surprised me. Was hoping he finished with the last 3 notes. (Eb F Eb)

  • @WolfLinkChick1991
    @WolfLinkChick1991 6 лет назад +5

    How this administration is still happening I'll never know for sure *facepalm 100000^9999999*

    • @WolfLinkChick1991
      @WolfLinkChick1991 6 лет назад

      John Myers YIKES?!

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 6 лет назад +1

      John Myers and because a lot of people are so clearly racist and adore him for his white nationalist pride movement so much that they’d follow him off a cliff if he said there were no Mexicans or blacks down there 😂

  • @bellavita8986
    @bellavita8986 6 лет назад

    Lol Colbert is hilarious 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +10

    The'll all have as much access as they want soon. The District of Columbia Department of Corrections have very convenient visitor hours.

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 6 лет назад +1

      I doubt there will be visiting hours. Let's not forget he has a lifetime protection deal with the Secret Service going. I wonder how they will decide who has to protect the Ex-POTUS in jail.

  • @angelogrosso7904
    @angelogrosso7904 6 лет назад +1

    hahaha Inventor of the Baby Smashing Machine

  • @lightbearer7652
    @lightbearer7652 6 лет назад +5

    Michael Cohen is an expert in the fields of Telecommunications, Aerospace, pharmaceuticals, porn, and whatever russian oligarchs do.

  • @ZnotQ633
    @ZnotQ633 6 лет назад +1

    Sure sign that you kick ass: When someone asks about you, "How the f*** did" you "find out?"

  • @starlitshadows
    @starlitshadows 6 лет назад +3

    Oh the corruption... I have a feeling this is only the start of what they are going to find.

    • @claytonbrown994
      @claytonbrown994 6 лет назад

      StarlitShadows
      Um it started long ago

    • @starlitshadows
      @starlitshadows 6 лет назад +2

      Clayton Brown no really? I had no idea... Point is, the well runs deep.

    • @claytonbrown994
      @claytonbrown994 6 лет назад

      StarlitShadows
      Word

  • @Gambit2483
    @Gambit2483 6 лет назад +1

    Wow...This Corrupt Administration is going DOWN.

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 6 лет назад +4

    Oil magnate? What, baby oil?

  • @sitansukumarsinha4216
    @sitansukumarsinha4216 6 лет назад +1

    Stefanie Clifford and Avanatti - oodles of admiration andrespect from Kolkata.

  • @GenghisVern
    @GenghisVern 6 лет назад +3

    Stephen Colbert: American Hero

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 6 лет назад

      Colbert is an American Idiot you mean. He knows nothing about the Iran deal obviously.

    • @GenghisVern
      @GenghisVern 6 лет назад

      holy crap. you're actually insane

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 6 лет назад

      Vern Etzel No. You're just uninformed. The Middle East agrees with Trump on the Iran deal. It's their fucking region of the world. Educate yourself and stop watching this fucking moron called Colbert.

    • @GenghisVern
      @GenghisVern 6 лет назад

      iran agrees to end the iran deal? your an idiot, and you're insane. you want war and destruction. end times. truly sad. you probably have a reasonable life otherwise.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 6 лет назад

      You're an uneducated fool like most Colbert watchers. The Iran deal doesn't even stop Iran from developing ICBM's.

  • @ffeffashgrove
    @ffeffashgrove 6 лет назад +2

    If I'm ever in legal trouble, I know who I want in my corner...

    • @skbwolverine
      @skbwolverine 6 лет назад +2

      ffeff Ummm...Rudy Giuliani? Just kidding, of course. 😂😭😂

    • @ffeffashgrove
      @ffeffashgrove 6 лет назад

      On the other hand, if I want to have a jury driven bonkers... am I right? :)

  • @jitkasoliman7580
    @jitkasoliman7580 6 лет назад +10

    The strong nation became a Banana Republic!

  • @mikebronicki6978
    @mikebronicki6978 6 лет назад +2

    Crime sized. LOL

  • @augustuscaeser8939
    @augustuscaeser8939 6 лет назад +12

    Avenatti I love you!

  • @roguetrail
    @roguetrail 6 лет назад

    Avenatti "started with the fucking and worked backwards" 😂

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 6 лет назад +7

    '#DRAINTHESWAMP.... what? You missheard me folks! I said Dryan the Swamp, its the name of little people in my head that i always speak to every 5AM!!!'

  • @m0rfans
    @m0rfans 6 лет назад

    "Man who looks how cigarettes smell". So accurate. :-)

  • @COYG797
    @COYG797 6 лет назад +9

    MAGA= Micheal Avenatti Great Attorney.

    • @northernrisen8747
      @northernrisen8747 6 лет назад

      Avenatti says that money was transferred into the same bank account Cohen used to pay Daniels $130,000 in hush money over an alleged affair with Trump in 2006. Trump has denied the relationship.
      Among the dossier files is a Canadian connection. One document alleges that "Mr. Cohen received a wire transfer in the amount of $4,250.00 from Actuarial Partners Consulting SDN BHD to an account in Toronto at Toronto Dominion Bank."
      But the Malaysia-based company says it’s "a case of mistaken identity" involving a former Canadian consultant also named Michael Cohen.
      In an interview with CTV’s Richard Madan, the Ottawa-based Cohen addressed the puzzling incident.
      "Obviously there was a mistake here,” Cohen told CTV News from Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, where he is on assignment. “But having woken up in the morning and having this email, it was a bit of a shock.”

    • @COYG797
      @COYG797 6 лет назад

      Mr. Cohen used the company to collect $250,000 after arranging payments in 2017 and 2018 by a major Republican donor, Elliott Broidy, to a former Playboy model he allegedly impregnated, according to news reports last month.
      Among the other payments to Mr. Cohen’s company described in the financial records were four for $99,980 each between October and January by Novartis Investments S.A.R.L., a subsidiary of Novartis, the multinational pharmaceutical giant based in Switzerland. Novartis - whose chief executive was among 15 business leaders invited to dinner with Mr. Trump at the World Economic Forum in January - spent more than $10 million on lobbying in Washington last year and frequently seeks approvals from federal drug regulators. Novartis said in a statement that its agreement with Essential Consultants had expired.
      In addition, Korea Aerospace Industries paid Mr. Cohen’s company $150,000 last November, according to the records. The company, an aircraft manufacturer, has teamed with the American defense contractor Lockheed Martin in competing for a multibillion-dollar contract to provide trainer jets for the United States Air Force that is expected to be awarded this year. AT&T made four payments totaling $200,000 between October 2017 and January 2018, according to the documents. AT&T, whose proposed merger with Time Warner is pending before the Justice Department, issued a statement on Tuesday evening confirming that it made payments to Mr. Cohen’s firm.
      “Essential Consulting was one of several firms we engaged in early 2017 to provide insights into understanding the new administration,” the statement said. “They did no legal or lobbying work for us, and the contract ended in December 2017.”
      The payments by Columbus Nova occurred between January and August of last year. Andrew Intrater, the company’s American chief executive and Mr. Vekselberg’s cousin, donated $250,000 to Mr. Trump’s inauguration, campaign finance records show. He and Mr. Vekselberg attended the event together and met with Mr. Cohen there, according to a person briefed on the matter. Columbus Nova retained him as a consultant soon afterward.

  • @luisch1708
    @luisch1708 6 лет назад

    "Drain the swamp! Drain the swamp! Drain the swamp!" oh wait...

  • @Fals3Agent
    @Fals3Agent 6 лет назад +6

    ok, for real though, how the f*** did he find out?

  • @shean7890
    @shean7890 6 лет назад +1

    Electing a mafia boss to the White House gets only to such catastrophic events

  • @leilavidema
    @leilavidema 6 лет назад +3

    Donald Trump's antics were funny and mildly entertaining, until he started undoing obama's foreign policy, which means he is now fucking with the entire world's future. Congratulations americans, Thank you for giving power to a man who does not know what to do with it and literally listens to everything but reason.

  • @seatime2365
    @seatime2365 6 лет назад +1

    Bombshells keep falling but nothing is concretely happening. .am I the only one feeling the impatience of Colbert?

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 6 лет назад +223

    I give this monologue 3.5 (porn) stars out of 5.

    • @rohypnotist6263
      @rohypnotist6263 6 лет назад +6

      Did you find the .5 in midget porn ?

    • @Bronxxxnyc
      @Bronxxxnyc 6 лет назад +2

      All the top shelf lawyers said they were to busy to take on Trump's case. Smart move.

    • @edwardmaxwell3951
      @edwardmaxwell3951 6 лет назад

      Daaan't caaare. #gobears

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 6 лет назад

      What? another monetary unit or rating unit?

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 6 лет назад

      Eddie Panedi: ruclips.net/video/zBcDrhej5-o/видео.html

  • @Mordengaard
    @Mordengaard 6 лет назад

    Someone deserves a medal for that "crime-sized" bit.

  • @kevinmack2112
    @kevinmack2112 6 лет назад +8

    Trump voter in 2016 “Drain the swamp, drain the swamp, , drain the swamp, drain the swamp, drain the swamp!!
    Trump voter in 2018? “.....”

    • @notserious6458
      @notserious6458 6 лет назад

      kevinmack2112 if only that were true

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 лет назад +3

      Oh, make no mistake. His supporters actually believe he's draining the swamp. It's maddening to read/listen to the things they say. They've even turned on McCain now.

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 6 лет назад +1

      CSharp exactly. Decorated war hero or someone who lies with every breath he takes and dodged serving his country multiple times? It should be no contest. I think it clearly shows the quality of his voters-who they really are inside. Not patriots, not good people. No convictions except for the lowest common denominator ones. And so easily lied to and led that they should have mental fitness checkups. How brainless do you have to be to believe Fox Faux News after they sued and won the right to lie to their viewers, and even have to put up a disclaimer before programming stating they are for “entertainment purposes only” because they lie and don’t want to get sued again?

  • @TROllingNINJA2031
    @TROllingNINJA2031 6 лет назад

    I have a T-Mobile add that popped up 😂

  • @sharan0391
    @sharan0391 6 лет назад +14

    Half a million isn't three-and-a-half pornstars. It's close to 4.. Around 3.8 pornstars.. Just sayin'..

    • @aurora5481
      @aurora5481 6 лет назад

      Three pornstars and a Fifty Shades of Grey actress.

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 6 лет назад

      sharan srinivas your not factoring in the pimp levy :) .

    • @greatphildead
      @greatphildead 6 лет назад +1

      sharan srinivas yeah but trump couldn't do the math, hence colbert said ," To Trump , that would be be like 3.5 ......." wink wink

  • @notrandom2
    @notrandom2 6 лет назад +2

    Because... Crime size money transfers is how medium size criminals clean money.... small incremental payments... they all probably rounded down to the same number, it obviously looked like a bunch of accumulated whispers that sounded like one big phucking shout. How would anyone miss it?

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius 6 лет назад +3

    To be fair, have you SEEN Trump's children? I like cheeseburgers more than them too.

  • @kuroneko7634
    @kuroneko7634 6 лет назад

    I like how Colbert keeps on rambling as the audience applauses and cheers after he throws in a punchline. That's cute.

  • @Jeffcrocodile
    @Jeffcrocodile 6 лет назад +13

    American politics is making African dictators look very uncorrupt LOOOOL

  • @GrahamCStrouse
    @GrahamCStrouse 6 лет назад

    Stephen had a Maddow moment trying to pronounce Vekselberg... :-)

  • @MyUniqueVibe
    @MyUniqueVibe 6 лет назад +35

    312 views and no dislikes yet. :o

    • @Cnith
      @Cnith 6 лет назад +1

      1104 and still none =O

    • @engineerMusician227
      @engineerMusician227 6 лет назад

      I’ll dislike it just to balance the universe. Otherwise, I love the show 😂

  • @momomily9229
    @momomily9229 6 лет назад +1

    Colbert : my news source.

  • @DresdenShuffle
    @DresdenShuffle 6 лет назад +4

    Trump supporters will still support him. Just wait for the comments.

    • @northernrisen8747
      @northernrisen8747 6 лет назад

      Avenatti says that money was transferred into the same bank account Cohen used to pay Daniels $130,000 in hush money over an alleged affair with Trump in 2006. Trump has denied the relationship.
      Among the dossier files is a Canadian connection. One document alleges that "Mr. Cohen received a wire transfer in the amount of $4,250.00 from Actuarial Partners Consulting SDN BHD to an account in Toronto at Toronto Dominion Bank."
      But the Malaysia-based company says it’s "a case of mistaken identity" involving a former Canadian consultant also named Michael Cohen.
      In an interview with CTV’s Richard Madan, the Ottawa-based Cohen addressed the puzzling incident.
      "Obviously there was a mistake here,” Cohen told CTV News from Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, where he is on assignment. “But having woken up in the morning and having this email, it was a bit of a shock.”

  • @firesign4297
    @firesign4297 6 лет назад

    We as AMERICANS...MUST...ALL....
    .COME OUT AND VOTE!!!!
    # LET NOTHING!!! STOP! US!👍👍

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 6 лет назад +3

    Does Trump and the Trump supporting vermin still claim that this is just a witch hunt?

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 6 лет назад

    Avenatti is to lawyers as the Punisher is to superheroes.

  • @qualivia
    @qualivia 6 лет назад +8

    Oh dear....not looking good there

  • @alonzocalvillo6702
    @alonzocalvillo6702 6 лет назад +2

    And his poll numbers are going up? WTF!

  • @VTRDC27
    @VTRDC27 6 лет назад +3

    So.... I mean... we got him? Can we finally be done with this charade of a third of the country acting like this guy isn't an indignant crook?

    • @Libbyerality
      @Libbyerality 6 лет назад

      Nope, lots more to be revealed.

  • @haephaestus
    @haephaestus 6 лет назад

    I have never seen anyone else wearing such perfect suites

  • @theusedbox
    @theusedbox 6 лет назад +3

    hell yea

  • @phillbar.1042
    @phillbar.1042 6 лет назад

    There's your proof Trompitos. Lmfao

  • @rockerojuan
    @rockerojuan 6 лет назад +3

    A woman can be a man's fortune, or a man's demise. Looks like Mr. Trump knows how to pick them.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 лет назад +1

      rockerojuan Anyone or anything can be a mans fortune or his demise. It just depends on what his what his greatest weakness is. In this case, it's his libido.

  • @jugnukarluja
    @jugnukarluja 6 лет назад

    LMAO! just perfect.

  • @russellpreston7480
    @russellpreston7480 6 лет назад +6

    On it!!!😀😀😀👌👌👍👍

  • @MultiOMFG1
    @MultiOMFG1 6 лет назад

    "A man who looks like cigarettes smell-Michael Cohen"
    Holy shit, is that the most accurate description about a person that has ever been made. A good high five to whoever wrote that joke!

  • @blankenship031486
    @blankenship031486 6 лет назад +3

    First god damn it!!!!!!! Woo

  • @Ojini
    @Ojini 6 лет назад

    Colbert!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @tonyad-ro
    @tonyad-ro 6 лет назад

    Avenatti is moving faster than Mueller.

  • @dangerouslytalented
    @dangerouslytalented 6 лет назад

    Hotdogs in pretzels? Why was I not informed?

  • @schoppepetzer9267
    @schoppepetzer9267 6 лет назад +1

    The name is Viktor Vekselberg....not Vekkelsberg.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 6 лет назад +1

    "Pay to Play" The swamp has expanded under this administration!!!!