{YTP} ~ The FLOWOLF: Director's Cut

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • This film is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the integrity of DaThings' creative vision.
    Re-make of this video from 2012: • {YTP} ~ The Flowolf (O...
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  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  3 года назад +310

    Seem familiar? This is a re-make of an old video of mine from 2012. ruclips.net/video/in1SkHdZ23Q/видео.html

    • @themadpro
      @themadpro 3 года назад +17

      These vintage ytp's are getting more and more years of services and enjoyment.

    • @YC-zq4nm
      @YC-zq4nm 3 года назад +9

      The
      F L “OWO” L F

    • @ArtemisAndromeda
      @ArtemisAndromeda 3 года назад +3

      smams frerf

    • @andre.drezus
      @andre.drezus 3 года назад +8

      Very nice but I'd advise against using that AI filter, it makes things look very weird.

    • @snuggery6486
      @snuggery6486 3 года назад +1

      I just saw your bidin' ytp. Glad to see another premiere user

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 3 года назад +259

    "Gary, what are you doing?"
    *eternal pause*
    " h a i r c u t "
    "Right. Okay. That makes sense."

  • @blacksmithsforge640
    @blacksmithsforge640 3 года назад +591

    1:21 “If you haven’t already done so, you’re donezo.” Seems like the right type of humor used for an as seen on TV product.

  • @lizardizzle
    @lizardizzle 3 года назад +538

    The AI Upscaling is making some of these faces terrifying.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +45

      Is that also why when people are using the Flowolf their hair looks like sheets!?

    • @ribaaz
      @ribaaz 3 года назад +67

      @@mastermarkus5307 no, that's the power of the F L O W B E E M O W B E E

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 3 года назад +6

      His high eyebrow

    • @WolfCoder
      @WolfCoder 3 года назад +9

      What AI upscaling?

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 3 года назад +51

      @@WolfCoder Ellie artificially upscaled the source video for this, which added the effect of making the faces a little uncanny at times. Something tells me that was intentional.

  • @crackedmusic7174
    @crackedmusic7174 3 года назад +195

    "Remember, SuS is the key to getting Sucky looking hair-cuts."

    • @spacemanrick2014
      @spacemanrick2014 3 года назад +22

      Absoluthley

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 года назад +6

      Proper supper is the key to getting proper susstenance

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +3

      SuS and a mammoth are the keys to life

  • @GeeVee1978
    @GeeVee1978 3 года назад +228

    I opened my easter egg and found a dathings ytp inside. It's an easter miracle.

    • @PhilipJFryII
      @PhilipJFryII 3 года назад +2

      Sounds delectable 🤏

    • @MoofEMP
      @MoofEMP 3 года назад +5

      an eastearacle

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 3 года назад +2

      A video egg, a Vegg

  • @trevorp8124
    @trevorp8124 3 года назад +123

    *Sees this in my feed*
    "Heheh, oh yes, ab-sleuthly"

  • @Zumikaku
    @Zumikaku 3 года назад +93

    The Rary family sure is talented. Gary Rary gives haircuts, Barry Rary is a friend & manager, and Kari Rary went to college!

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 3 года назад +7

      I'm not buyin it...

    • @2401blue
      @2401blue 3 года назад +4

      @Matthew Bowen Are you bowen it, then?

    • @brian_ego
      @brian_ego 2 года назад +5

      Beary Rary, their adopted duck son plays the guitar!

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku 2 года назад +2

      @@matthewbowen5841 my favorite line from that is when Adam says "I'm done with sus for today."

  • @jojogape
    @jojogape 3 года назад +200

    Trying to look at their faces is like reading inside a dream.
    Also, huh! This is where CutituC CutituC comes from!

  • @abstractgrant
    @abstractgrant 3 года назад +73

    Using Homestar for "flattops or buzzcuts or flatcuts or buzztops or zuzzcuts" is an inspired choice, as this joke fits right in with "breakfast, lunch, munch, and pinner!"

    • @KamenFighter
      @KamenFighter 2 года назад +1

      TAKE A TRIIIIIP TO THE MoOoOoUuUuNTAaAaAaIiIiIiINNNS

  • @dmitryboardman9762
    @dmitryboardman9762 3 года назад +173

    My jaw dropped in shock and disgust and delight when the zoom on the OWO hit me. Fantastic stuff, keep it up.

  • @rharrington8669
    @rharrington8669 3 года назад +77

    Nice to see the Rary family again - first Barry Rary and now Gary Rary

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 3 года назад +18

      What about Carrie Rary from the Mythsters?

    • @rharrington8669
      @rharrington8669 3 года назад +5

      @@djk1288 'Kay actually that's the MoM

    • @poody56
      @poody56 3 года назад +7

      My friend and manager Barry Rary

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 2 года назад +4

      And now we got Beary Rary from the Pantry Beers

    • @brian_ego
      @brian_ego 2 года назад +2

      @@djk1288 actually I believe his name is spelled beankes, no e

  • @thinglet2478
    @thinglet2478 3 года назад +49

    0:42 Not even in YTP is Colin safe from bald jokes

  • @starmanda88
    @starmanda88 3 года назад +49

    The modest mouse outro is a piece of magic.

  • @ThePikaPlayer
    @ThePikaPlayer 3 года назад +89

    0:09 when you see hair for the first time

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 Год назад

      *mystified fiddling intensifies*

  • @Soufriere84
    @Soufriere84 3 года назад +66

    Sauce, Mammoth, Colin Mochrie -- three of the things necessary for a good YTP.
    Thanks for the remake!

    • @GolemAvalanche
      @GolemAvalanche 3 года назад +4

      Sauce...
      Portmanteaus...
      And Colin Mochrie...
      These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect YTP.
      But Dathings1 accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...
      A mammoth.

    • @Kaiveran
      @Kaiveran Год назад

      ​...nNINn.

  • @thespanishinquisition8628
    @thespanishinquisition8628 3 года назад +67

    This looks like a fever dream

    • @jakworks830
      @jakworks830 3 года назад +7

      I'm watching this drunk - this is the whole new level

  • @lucinaofstardust7828
    @lucinaofstardust7828 3 года назад +108

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 3 года назад +11

      Nope, and Drew Carey is still laughing at them.

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 3 года назад +3

      Colin jokes and YTP go way back before RUclips existed, I was pretty happy to see that reference.

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 3 года назад +5

      I mean.... his name IS Colin Mockery.

  • @MrThaes
    @MrThaes 3 года назад +22

    I like to watch these videos immediately after they've been uploaded, and then return to watch them again after they've gotten subtitles. I must say: I really like how Ellie describes the strange YTP laughter as "laughing in both directions". It makes a strange kind of sense.

  • @gregarybrown9896
    @gregarybrown9896 3 года назад +217

    I'm not gonna lie, you are the most underrated RUclipsr of all timr

    • @of_oniichan7755
      @of_oniichan7755 3 года назад +30

      *A B S O L E U T H L Y*

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 3 года назад +1

      I'm gonna lie: he's not that thing you said

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku 3 года назад +13

      She's one of the GOATS of ytp honestly.

    • @Pr0jectFM
      @Pr0jectFM 3 года назад +4

      There's this channel called Ellie Spectacular that I'd consider more underrated

    • @JustinSmith1973
      @JustinSmith1973 3 года назад +3

      God is that the timr? I wondered what the timr was.

  • @Blueman39641
    @Blueman39641 3 года назад +43

    This is one of the best things ever, I'm glad you kept the "cutaduck" meme from the original and actually animated it. I never forget my bottle of lubricant to provide many years of service and enjoyment.

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 2 года назад +1

      This is also a good time.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 года назад

      I was donezo from the get go.

  • @VocalEnby
    @VocalEnby 3 года назад +55

    The next time I go to the hairdresser I'm going to ask for a Zlozzcut.

    • @DeAthWaGer
      @DeAthWaGer 3 года назад +9

      Make sure to bring a pic of Homestar Runner for reference.

    • @V3.The-Last-Dance
      @V3.The-Last-Dance Год назад

      It’s a zuzzcut

  • @lpclassic60
    @lpclassic60 3 года назад +20

    I saw one of these in a junk shop in Omaha once. It felt like my dreams were leaking.

  • @keyblxde_
    @keyblxde_ 3 года назад +38

    thank you so much for reviving the flowolf... this is mine and my best friends favourite ytp of all time.... zuzzcuts

  • @MrMatthias
    @MrMatthias 3 года назад +32

    I was waiting for the "Absleuthly" line. I'm surprised it took 3 minutes and forty-nine seconds to come up lol

  • @kaitlynwickham6237
    @kaitlynwickham6237 3 года назад +11

    "If you haven't already done so, you're donezo" is such a good line.

  • @butcherax
    @butcherax 3 года назад +11

    There’s still something so threatening about the “never get a haircut” woman. I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley.

  • @alm5992
    @alm5992 3 года назад +8

    "Well, it certainly does suck!" - Wayne Campbell

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 года назад +1

      I had to scroll way too much through the comments to find this reference

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад +34

    *BETWEEN SCORPY'S VHS VIEWING STREAMS AND THIS, I JUST CAN'T ESCAPE HAIR TRIMMERS, HUH?*
    Also why does this man look like a mannequin

  • @breenotcheese746
    @breenotcheese746 3 года назад +12

    THE RETURN OF ABSLEUTHLY

  • @tdblackboxx6866
    @tdblackboxx6866 3 года назад +19

    Oh jeebus, those faces will haunt my nightmares. I wouldn't have it any other way.

  • @Your2ndPlanB
    @Your2ndPlanB Год назад +6

    0:57 you can tell he's a straight guy because he thinks that tiny bottle can bring *years* of enjoyment

  • @Link_1129
    @Link_1129 3 года назад +37

    "You can create spearmint."
    Holy shit, where can I get one of those?

  • @alexc.9669
    @alexc.9669 3 года назад +2

    The "hi I'm Collin" made me realize the fact that there aren't that many (if there even are) who's line is it anyway ytps

    • @colin5227
      @colin5227 3 года назад

      There are a few for sure

  • @Yammenkow
    @Yammenkow 3 года назад +75

    Colin Mochrie, in addition to being a "satisfied" customer, is a good cool nice guy who loves his trans daughter.

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 3 года назад +17

      Shoutouts to Kinley Mochrie!

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 года назад +5

      She was on Channel Awesome, right?

    • @hhoop3876
      @hhoop3876 3 года назад +3

      Looks like I'll be watching Who's Line is it Anyway? (That's the name of the show)

    • @bitters879
      @bitters879 3 года назад +7

      I didn't know that Colin had kids, not that it should be a surprise. Well good on him for being a good father!

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 3 года назад +3

      @@mackback319 Sure was!

  • @sprtsfanatic1
    @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +3

    Last year, my father randomly grabbed a Flowbee that he had in the garage, from the 90s. A gift he never used and wanted to try out, since all barbers/salons were closed. Needless to say, I said absleuthly no! Try it on a mammoth first

  • @seanomaoilriain3168
    @seanomaoilriain3168 3 года назад +10

    As a fan of Whose Line, seeing DaThings include Colin Mochrie just makes my day better haha

  • @Meagan_Chastain
    @Meagan_Chastain 3 года назад +12

    You've been one of the people that inspires me to become a meme interpreter, deciphering even the confusing jokes/memes with my vivid imagination that God gave me to share with people.

  • @gunnaryoung
    @gunnaryoung 3 года назад +8

    Great Hairstyle Runner reference!

  • @sentientblender
    @sentientblender 3 года назад +13

    Seeing these jokes I’ve seen hundreds of times given the presentation they deserve feels so good. Love these remasters.

  • @coconutnghtmr9931
    @coconutnghtmr9931 3 года назад +7

    That Float On mashup gave me a brain aneurysm.
    I'd do it all over again. ❤

  • @WillOnNascar
    @WillOnNascar 3 года назад +2

    "And of course, a bottle of lubricant, to provide many years of service and enjoyment "
    I died hearing that

  • @orlandowordsmith6208
    @orlandowordsmith6208 3 года назад +7

    This brought me so much joy, I'm gonna go get a zuzzcut.

  • @Ladybuggames
    @Ladybuggames 3 года назад +4

    Can we appreciate the time it took to add the subtitles?

  • @guywhodoesstuff
    @guywhodoesstuff 3 года назад +17

    U know its an old one when theres Colin Mochrie

  • @dgmnlover52
    @dgmnlover52 3 года назад +4

    "Retired Bouncer" was a particularly slick joke

  • @ThunderThomas
    @ThunderThomas 3 года назад +16

    Me, noticing that it's missing the "Link" joke at the end:
    "DaThings, what are you do-ing?"
    Nah, I'm just kidding, great job as always.

  • @ciaobella65
    @ciaobella65 3 года назад +10

    Many of the parts are missing. Peace, and good luck

  • @orlandowordsmith6208
    @orlandowordsmith6208 Год назад +1

    Can't believe my man GaryRary lets his newly-created spearmint just drop to the ground. You gotta nurture your new creations!

  • @unexpecteditem7919
    @unexpecteditem7919 3 года назад +3

    Cathy R. Tube
    That's brilliaaaaant

  • @christopherrobertbrophy1869
    @christopherrobertbrophy1869 3 года назад +9

    Gary Airy really moved up in the world. Remember when he was a service manager at A&P?

    • @LakeFX
      @LakeFX 3 года назад +5

      I think that was my friend and manager, BarryrARRY.

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 3 года назад +2

      Let's not forget his wife Carrie Rarrie who works on the hit TV show "The Mythsters".

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 3 года назад +1

      These 3 comments are amazing!

    • @christopherrobertbrophy1869
      @christopherrobertbrophy1869 3 года назад +1

      I stand corrected. Great catch!

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +1

    0:42
    I’m reminded of that Whose Line moment when Colin said “Well, it all started with a badly-timed bald joke!”

  • @vyruss000
    @vyruss000 3 года назад +6

    Absleuthly hilarious. About halfway through I lose it and start giggling uncontrollably

  • @8bit_cat72
    @8bit_cat72 Год назад +2

    Cathy R. Tube is the best joke I have seen all year

  • @Dyslogix
    @Dyslogix 3 года назад +3

    I like Garyrarary's trendy haircut, it's so fluufy ....bouncy ..
    Ne na ne na ne na ne na ne na..

  • @90sallthewaybaby
    @90sallthewaybaby 3 года назад +1

    You could feel the straight tension at the end.

  • @YC-zq4nm
    @YC-zq4nm 3 года назад +10

    The
    F L “OWO” L F

  • @kaargen
    @kaargen 3 года назад +3

    Amazing! I had thought no one was making Colin Mochrie bald jokes any more!

  • @starmanda88
    @starmanda88 3 года назад +4

    I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed harder when Colin popped up. This was incredible.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 2 года назад +2

    DaThings: cutting ducks since 2012.

  • @RoamingAdhocrat
    @RoamingAdhocrat 3 года назад +4

    I wonder if any of the people in the original video will see this
    or maybe they've all succumbed to the vacuum

  • @hermionestranger4964
    @hermionestranger4964 3 года назад +1

    I'm only half a minute in and that Colin Mochrie reference has me rolling. You are an absolute genius, every single video a masterpiece.

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 3 года назад +2

    oh my god that poor guy really does think it's "absleuthly" since he says it again

  • @ewdaddy7030
    @ewdaddy7030 3 года назад +2

    I'm glad to see you're making content still. These are my faves

  • @TNastyD
    @TNastyD 2 года назад +1

    using float on the way you did was absolutely unlimited IQ

  • @trollanonymously2434
    @trollanonymously2434 3 года назад +2

    absoluthly changed my life. I already added it to dictionary and I'm going to use it on my boss tomorrow. Thanks Dathings!

  • @im_beta_youre_vhs6048
    @im_beta_youre_vhs6048 3 года назад +1

    Float On during the credits is the absolutely most beautiful thing to listen to whilst hiiiiiiigh

  • @TheJubberGubb
    @TheJubberGubb 7 месяцев назад +1

    This feels like a cs188 video, we've come full circle

  • @XXXLaurel
    @XXXLaurel 2 года назад +1

    Ab-sleuthly is part of my daily vocabulary after i watched the original movie theater cut.

  • @XxXindybobXxX
    @XxXindybobXxX 3 года назад +1

    Was this a YTP Remake I didn't know I needed till now? ABSLEUTHLY! (I just so happened to be thinking about the original a few days ago too, haha)

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel 3 года назад +3

    "It looks like I never need a haircut... and I never need a haircut so I never get a haircult" 😂
    Gary seems to be having technical difficulties btw

  • @aatroxvaux
    @aatroxvaux 3 года назад +1

    the quality of the footage makes it seem it was generated by an AI

  • @1ntenc0
    @1ntenc0 2 года назад +1

    This is the absolute last place I expected to hear Modest Mouse
    Nicely done

  • @zukiezuke
    @zukiezuke 3 года назад +3

    Now all I want is Modest Mouse jingles for everything ever made.

  • @SonOfaChipwich
    @SonOfaChipwich Год назад +1

    I still absleuthly love this one

  • @TellEmB290
    @TellEmB290 Год назад +3

    Props to everybody with the bravery to try out a zuzz cut. I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with hair growing out of my eyes

  • @danielalvesldiniz
    @danielalvesldiniz 3 года назад +2

    the true #snydercut we never know we needed!

  • @TheGreatsagegoku
    @TheGreatsagegoku 3 года назад +1

    Now that the Ellie cut is out the studio will have to greenlight more films in their YTCP. (You-Toob Cinematic Poopiverse)

  • @NinaNooneknows
    @NinaNooneknows 3 года назад +1

    This one had a lot of those really good jokes that only hit a second or two after it's gone! I loved "you can create spearmint" at 3:33 , didn't get it until the text on the package became fully visible!

  • @LiquicitizenAntoine
    @LiquicitizenAntoine 3 года назад +1

    Sometimes, I get worried and wonder if I'll be okay
    then I remember
    We'll all FLOWOLF on okay.

  • @crunchylettuce5446
    @crunchylettuce5446 3 года назад +1

    Another silent masterpiece by DaThings!

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat 3 года назад +1

    "Proper supper is the key to getting for sustenance"
    Stark reminder

  • @O_Alentejano
    @O_Alentejano 3 года назад

    the smoothing makes the whole thing look like the quake 2 model warp

  • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
    @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 3 года назад +7

    GARYRARY?
    I thought he was Scaryrary
    and maybe a furryrrury...?

    • @Boobquake
      @Boobquake 3 года назад +1

      Or Carrie-rary

  • @TheGhostRecordsChannel
    @TheGhostRecordsChannel 3 года назад

    Love that you put the subtitles btw , it's easy for me to understand any jokes

  • @Harkinian420
    @Harkinian420 3 года назад +1

    I want to see more YTPers release directors cuts of their older YTPs like this, I thought this version was even funnier than the older one!

  • @wolfboyft
    @wolfboyft 2 года назад

    THE DIALOGUE
    THE INTERRUPTIONS
    AHHH IT'S SO NATURAL

  • @guilmon182
    @guilmon182 3 года назад +2

    It's the Suc-Cut from Wayne's World!

    • @samk522
      @samk522 3 года назад +1

      It certainly does suck! *wink*

    • @guilmon182
      @guilmon182 3 года назад +1

      @@samk522 IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!!

  • @phodder
    @phodder 3 года назад

    Don't you worry, we'll all FLOWOLF.
    Alright already, we'll all FLOWOLF.

  • @Paprika_Blues
    @Paprika_Blues 3 года назад

    ellie, i need you to know that the credits gag made me spit my drink. how could you do this to me.

  • @antimattv
    @antimattv 2 года назад +1

    I cannot fathom why this product didn't take off.

  • @ALWTunes
    @ALWTunes 3 года назад

    I was already dying throughout, but the music over the credits finished me off. Amazing vid! I hope this is seen by future generations so they understand what hair struggles their forefathers had to deal with.

  • @rimbod1366
    @rimbod1366 3 года назад

    Had to zip back to see it say "the ow ow cutting show," because that is genius.

  • @tom_sundog
    @tom_sundog 3 года назад

    the dathings end credits songs just go from strength to strength imo

  • @alsofr4g588
    @alsofr4g588 3 года назад

    I swear the freaking whiplash I got from hearing the cheesy infomercial music while the content warnings were on the screen broke me LOL

  • @TyGuy9001
    @TyGuy9001 3 года назад

    Some of these faces just made me laugh so hard lolz. The comedic timing in this YTP was so good. I guess you could say that it was super effective at making me laugh. Well done as always there Dathings!

  • @Goldenblade14
    @Goldenblade14 3 года назад +10

    I clicked the video when it had no views. Now it has 7 views, 15 likes. If anyone dislikes this video, you deserve nothing but SoS jokes.

  • @GryphinHusky
    @GryphinHusky 3 года назад +3

    Not me, I'm a straight guy. LAWL

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 3 года назад

    I'm getting a haircut this Saturday and I'm having supper right now. I'm glad I watched this right now lol
    The strangest, most amazing coincidence

  • @IrishmanAC
    @IrishmanAC 3 года назад

    Real talk though, did anybody else get super anxious about the rising speed and pitch of that music at the start? I love how genuinely terrified it somehow made me. Great Video by the way, got a great laugh outta me!