As the Matt in this video, can I just say this is a legitimate work of art and actually a better experience than appearing on the show. Had me dying. Amazing work.
Not to ruin your comment but the most upsetting thing about that commercial was seeing how high up the container was filled, knowing in reality, the damn thing is nearly a fourth empty.
"Matt's complete medical history" and his reaction to it absolutely killed me. Amazing joke, I will never get over how creative you are with these titles!
I rewatched to see when she started and the joke is even more advanced than that. Around 2:49 she’s told to start her responses with “ad,” or advertisements
0:51 That category name that looks like a string of random letters is actually a Homestar Runner reference. Strong Bad once got an email from someone called "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf" and he shortened the name to "fhqwhgads". The remainder. the part after "fhqwhgads", is the category name here.
@@Just-Plain-Potential Even a quick Google or Urban Dictionary search will show you. You legit had me questioning my sanity for a moment haha. And no, I’m in NSW.
Dang it for a second at the end when he started looping the out of time buzzer sound I seriously thought he was gonna do Durade Sandstorm! That would've been hilarious to end with.
God, I never realized how much I wanted properly transcribed YTP subtitles on until now. If I ever lose my hearing, at least I can still enjoy DaThings poops.
As the Matt in this video, can I just say this is a legitimate work of art and actually a better experience than appearing on the show. Had me dying. Amazing work.
Wow, that’s incredible, now can you help me study for the show, I just need to know your complete medical history
WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hahaha, thats amazing!
WOW. Did someone share this with you on Twitter or something?
@@ob2kenobi388 haha she* posted this on tiktok recently and it kind of blew up, and a bunch of my friends saw
"Fertilize me."
Can't get much more clinical or direct than that, can we ladies?
But can you get more dinical or clirect?
Really gets my eggs going
@@RainbowCatGX no but I can get more
c l i t r e c t 😳
Is that avatar Pennywise the Clown with a Nicholas Cage head?
Gurl:”Fertilise me”
Gigalo: *nevertrustahoeinstinctsactivated*
"Eenie meenie meinie--NO"
Score goes to negative 50k.
Air escapes nose quickly.
Followed by “This is BS” which is probably what he was thinking after he saw his score
"This is BS"
Lol yep
Lost my shit here
Poor Matt!
“Fertilise me” is the most aggressive come-on I’ve ever heard.
More of a come-in, really
submissive and breedable
It's also a complete non sequitor
The complete lack of any reaction makes it
@@guy_th18 "Sting, $400"
My favorite part was when Morgan suddenly got promoted to Captain.
Plot twist!
Same lmao
good for her
@@AlwaysCooodooolu6 Who is Drake?
And then to a reindeer
"In middle school you hosted Jeopardy?"
"Yes, well I ah, uhah-"
"Haha well I'll see you in court"
Killed me.
Nintendo
@@darthbiz2095 pretty much
I DIE any time they put together a good interruption clip.
Same. That was beautiful
"Thank you"
that "fertilize me" out of nowhere sent me
Same dude!
eanie-meanie-minie-no got me more than I thought it would
I came down to the comments just to talk about it. Jesus thats one of the funniest lines I've heard in a while.
I died
I also enjoyed the response that earned him his eenie-miney-minie-no: "Minimominem"
Haha me too!
the timestamp is 4:00 for any of you who want to relive this beautiful moment
I'll never forget how Sting's new Duets album pioneered the fusion between music and hip-hop.
That AND a Grammy for the most gay album? This guy is a legend
He has 86 BMI HOW COOL IS THAT!
Hip Hop, and Music. The two categories according to Ben Shapiro
I don't know why that Dirt coffee was so bad, it was just ground this morning
You probably soiled it...
The force is strong with you
Not to ruin your comment but the most upsetting thing about that commercial was seeing how high up the container was filled, knowing in reality, the damn thing is nearly a fourth empty.
it wasnt dirt, it was the ashes of the other guy who blew up
That follow up joke of yours is terrible.
You can't stay here.
Go loam, you're grounded.
Ways to move:
Walking
Teleporting
B R Y L I N G
I wanna learn how to bryle
@@crusatyr1452 Oh, that's easy. Just ask Captain Morgan.
@@copocopocopocopo Clearly she’s got a little Captain in her
Well she is a reindeer so we never see how reindeer moves in the night tho
Like that thane in Solitude?
the “you’re blank it” going into “your blanket” is amazing
How much everyone in the commercial is just barely containing their distaste for the coffee is sending me
Take it from Skelly
Probably because there was a diglett in it
@@HS_Gomikubi Enjoy a rich delicious cup of brandy, instead of coffee.
Gross Cup Of Coffee
"Matt's complete medical history" and his reaction to it absolutely killed me. Amazing joke, I will never get over how creative you are with these titles!
Ikr!
I love that little Come On Eileen joke
I scrolled down here just to mention this, holy cow I wheezed so hard I almost got busted at work
"Somebody get 'er a towel!"
The category even changes to "Come On Eileen"
"oh man. what in the world is this? matt"
"what is a hot air balloon?"
"no. matt 2"
"what is inflation?"
"yes"
Your profile pic is Dark Nebula's eye and I'm amazed I've played squeak squad enough times to notice that. Or am I wrong?
Well, it WAS in the CIA category, so perhaps it was on more conspiracy-focused expectations
U N I T S O F M A T T S P L E A S U R E
“Well I’ll see you in court”
Responded with a very genuine “thank you” from OG Matt
"This 1886 Act allowed Americans to pee on its military."
What is World War 1?
Yes!
Reminder that if you sleep with a military guy, it's your third amendment right to refuse to let him spend the night!
1886? Ok actually that's the mo-om.
@@geoffreyprecht2410 lol nice
"Complete medical history of Matt" *Matt confused and anxiously looks around the room*
Goddamn it DaThings, you haven't slipped one bit in all these years.
“Impressive, Snake! Age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.”
"Yeah, haha well, I'll see you in court"
Gotdamn no hesitation
I was not expecting "fertilise me" and nearly choked on my pizza
PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Wait, wrong YTP channel
1:55
Fuck, DaThings. I had a mouthful of water and now I gotta go wipe it off the wall.
I like how Morgan communicated in visuals
I rewatched to see when she started and the joke is even more advanced than that. Around 2:49 she’s told to start her responses with “ad,” or advertisements
@@justinr5433 haha good catch!
The sentence mixing is great
ellie is probably the GOAT sentence mixer when it really comes down to it
You got the Daily Dud! *smile slowly widens*
“Eanie-meanie-minie-no.” got me good. Oh my gosh! LOL
How monotone anyone can say, " Go, Diego. Go", is beyond me. Thank you, DaThings.
really love the little pause after "what is dirt", gives you time to think about dirt
The fact that the category names and money values always matched what they said is top-tier RUclips pooping
That’s Mice!™️
"Who is Jack Quaid?"
"That's right, my daughter!"
2:52 I found my new alarm for the morning
"i'll see you in court."
"haha thank you"
YeEah, I'll see you in court.
"This is CBeeBies"
"Sting Key Duets"
"Sting with Shaggy"
Best Part. Definitely.
0:24 Matt's like: "That's a violation of my privacy!"
0:51 That category name that looks like a string of random letters is actually a Homestar Runner reference. Strong Bad once got an email from someone called "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf" and he shortened the name to "fhqwhgads". The remainder. the part after "fhqwhgads", is the category name here.
Jesus how do you remember something like that
@@TheGreatsagegoku I remember the last bit and that's the part I recognized
Nice work!
i Can't believe you got sting for this YTP!
Not the wrestling Sting, but still awesome.
4:00
Matt: "Minimominem?"
Host: "Eenie meenie miinie- NO."
Score goes from $1,200 to -$50,000
...
CBS announcer: *This is BS.*
The CBS announcer isn't wrong
BS = Boom Switch :)
And to this day, Matt still owes $50,000 for answering the question correctly
Dude, I wish I had Shaggy as my friend! He lucked out!
I love how you kept the scores consistent throughout
What is Inflation? Absolutely killed me
"fertilize me" caught me so off guard lmao
Dude, so good. I pissed myself when she said "fertilize me". just pissed....
Loreal- Because you're hands it!
3:43 Diglett. Lovin the Pokemon references!
Fertilize me
Yes brother
It's my 22nd birthday, so I'm counting this as my birthday present.
Thank you DaThings, I am very happy to have a YTP present.
HaaH Susthday!
Happy birthday
You a 1999 person as well! :D
"eenie meenie minie no" is a stone cold thing to say
lol that 'come on eileen' joke
This might be my new favorite since all the way back to the classic Javert releases a sammich on parole
JaJvert!
You know what THAT means...
I think I've found my new favorite DaThings video.
DaThings today, YT Pewp yesterday, AlpacaHawk the day before and Lapwing the day before that? It's a good time to be YTP fan.
Making a gay album with Shaggy is a dream we all share.
“Yeah, well, I’ll see you in court”
"China is the top consumer of these units"
What is an absolute unit?
5:10 - Homer slowly smiles
I'm Stingcited by these units of Matt's pleasure
"Eeny meeny miny NO." got me
Dathings tops herself once again dear god this is a masterpiece
Topping yourself means committing suicide where I’m from.
@@chronic_daydreamer in the US that's offing yourself
@@nthgth I’m from Australia. Must be a dialect thing haha
@@chronic_daydreamer Not in my state. Are you in the NT or something? I'm just curious cos i've never heard that expression meaning suicide
@@Just-Plain-Potential Even a quick Google or Urban Dictionary search will show you. You legit had me questioning my sanity for a moment haha. And no, I’m in NSW.
Do you guys think Garron learned how to teleport by eating Wilkins' or by drinking Sanka?
I think he peed on the military.
I never stopped laughing, especially from "Complete Medical History of Matt"
Godlike!
"Eenie-meenie-miney-no" killed me XD
2:53 the category actually changes to "come on eileen", that's some attention to detail
"What is Sting is Old"
I felt that. I felt that real bad.
Did it perhaps Sting?
This is gold. Please do more Jeopardy clips.
Katie: So Da Things, I heard that you've recently made a YTP of Jeopardy?
Da Things: Um, hehe, yes...
Katie: I'll see you in court.
Dang it for a second at the end when he started looping the out of time buzzer sound I seriously thought he was gonna do Durade Sandstorm! That would've been hilarious to end with.
HAAAAhahahaha! You got the Daily Dud!
"I'll see you in court"
xD
Was not expecting Hades in this YTP. Amazing.
Now I want to see "Morgan the Friggin' Reindeer!"
OLLIE: That is actually me on Winter.
“This is BS” 🤣
i just had to be high while running into this video 😂
3:09 I see someone was excited about the Smash 64 Remix update yesterday.
That beeping at the end... I was expecting a Darude Sandstorm joke
dududududud
dududududud
dududududududud
dudududududud
Holy shit I am in PAIN laughing over every time they cut back to the contestants and Matt is absolutely MASHING his button
Pleeeeeaaaaaase make more Jeopardy’s Tooth, each installment leaves me unable to breathe XDDDDDDDD
I’m so glad I watched this again with the captions or I wouldn’t have seen the troll face on Garron’s board hahaha
you sent me right back to 2003 with that blue's clues edit
Why am I thankful that there are captions
Eenie-meenie-miney- No.
Me eating breakfast watching CBeebies and Blues Clues… This vid made me regress
God, I never realized how much I wanted properly transcribed YTP subtitles on until now. If I ever lose my hearing, at least I can still enjoy DaThings poops.
Sting hosting Blue's Clues is something I need to see.
This is BY FAR one of the greatest YTP I have ever seen. A modern masterpiece.
“L’Oreal: Because You’re Hands It”
4:08 .... This is BS. Great stuff Ellie!!!!!
Eenie
Meenie
Miney
N O !
This is b.s.
omggg this woman is just here to ruin these people's lives and i am here for ittt
Wow this was unbelievable cursed....
10/10 ytp. Great job 👍
Sting was such a good help with this episode! I hope him and Shaggy are having fun with their new gay albums.
This is glorious
4:37 That beeping seriously could've become the start of Darude "Sandstorm".
What is, Sting is old
Was Morgan was brought to the episode of Jeopardy's Tooth by Richard Stands?
wouldn't doubt it!
3:35 Nice Hades reference
Burst out laughing at the "Daily Dud" bit