{YTP} ~ TacTickle
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2021
- Everybody has a tickle spot. But can you get tickled like THIS? Nick Bolton here with the latest tactical innovation from Bell & Howl. We call it: TacTickle. Inspired by the tickling techniques used by our heroes in uniform, TacTickle is made of military-grade materials. It can tickle things no ordinary tickler can. It can even survive being frozen in a block of ice, being boiled in 212-degree water, and being run over by my 6,000 lb Humvee. Now THAT's what I call military tough! I mean, there's just nothing else like it on the market today.
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Everybody has a tactical DaThings shirt.
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exactly
And if you get holes in it, you can use Men Mender to attach patches. Or patch attaches. Or attack men. Or patch holes.
Stop right this instance what do you think you’re doing?! You can't say, everyone has a tactical DaThings shirt when everyone does not have a tactical DaThings shirt!
We’re gonna get nasty letters saying “Where’s my tactical DaThings shirt?!” Why don't I have a tactical DaThings shirt?!”
Are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't THINK SO! So stop being so tactical!
The fact I can buy a get out gasoline park shirt is just weW joj
I love the videos from dathings
I was so moved by his 6000 pound son's message.
Same 😢
That speech came straight from the heart! 😭
Back in the day, our military had to rely on ninjas
"I'm gonna run over my hand with this 6000 pound son!"
Nice nagatoro pic.
The Joker lives in a society where Crazy Taxi is normal
Of all the things I would have expected to be referenced in a YTP, a Tumblr post was not among them.
Really makes you think.
@@concentratedcringe what's the original it seems familiar
That joke was so fucking clever I seriously hope more people make joker memes of that caliber
It's so much more interesting than the typical references.
what a sicko
0:27 this is the first time I've heard a YTPfied bark. And I fucking lost it
It’s too fucking good
The weirdest noises I never thought I needed.
that actually is his 6k pound son, Rex
Check out Steven Jewniverse and hear the goat, you'll love it.
The Joker saying "that's normal" is exactly the content I signed up for
I still can't get over that joke it was really clever
That's crazy!
Take a look again.
That's N O R M A L
Still kills me every time
_"The body camera. The 'Cam' for the 'Ruh'."_
Bloody genius
Orro
Yes
milemilemil
"Back in the day, our military had to rely on _N I N J A S_ "
...best tactical weapon IMO
America wouldn't have such a high military budget if we just used ninjas. Nobody would even know we were there...
Unless shinobi training is just as, if not more, expensive. I guess it depends on if we're talking historically accurate ninjas or going Naruto, overpowered, walking weapons of mass destruction..."ninjas".
Everybody has a tactical sense of humor
Everyone does NOT have a tactical sense of humor!
Where's MY tactical sense of humor? Why don't *I* have a tactical sense of humor?
@@AlphabetSoupABC And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so!
But can your sense of humour make you laugh at THIS?
*Video of a watermelon exploding in reverse*
Nick Bolton here with the latest tactical innovation from Bell and Howl. We call it: Tac-Humour. Inspired by the comedy laughed at by our heroes in uniform, Tac-Humour is made of military-grade hilarity. It can make you laugh at things no ordinary sense of humour can. It can even survive being exposed to Amy Schumer, being introduced to PragerU, and being forced to watch my videos. Now THAT'S what I call military funny! I mean, there's just nothing else like it on the market today.
@@aldar8240 "Hah! What about THIS!?"
*tink*
"Woah. That's a terrible sense of humor!"
It’s not even a YTP thing, but the actual commercial for that tactical flashlight being fried with a bunch of French fries is such a cursed image
Don't you just hate it when you're making some french fries with the boys and drop your tactical flashlight right into the boiling hot oil?? So annoying! Good thing Bell and Howl accounted for it in their design.
Eat it. Just eat. Eat. Eat. Eat.
"Invisible objects suddenly become visible objects"
Tactical Lens of Truth
They use your pupils to give you vision
absolutely golden comment
"At last, you have the vision to find my house!" Moment
Literally. You can step on them. You can step on me. And, yes, I can step on you. @@dungeon_delvers
"Let it die, let it die, let it SHRIRSH!" For some reason that absolutely killed me XD
the sheer intensity of the "shrish!" delivery was funny :3
this video came out a month ago and I can already confirm that this bit has absolutely ruined me jklhfgjkghlfhljkgf
Woke up my girlfriend after hearing
*S H R I R S H*
worth it lmao
2:53 Just gonna leave this here.
@@chungus100 SHRIRSH!
Bell and Howl: A Pavlov company is the greatest thing.
video “2”
An innovation in technology
@@blueskies99 which, for the 60s, was astonishing.
1:04
We’re gonna need t shirts of this one
@@EricE549 the
c r u n c h l e t s
Everybody has a [object literally nobody has]
A waballaballabooooo
@@usernameluis305
it's water buffalo
a mammoth
Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a [object literally nobody has] when everyone does not have a [object literally nobody has]! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my [object literally nobody has]? Why don't I have a [object literally nobody has]?" And are you prepared to deal with that?
@@hudgynsasdarl6967
... and this has been, Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:
The best part is, like all of your YTPs, this one is made
Made and uploaded
Wow!
but the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.
SsuuSSss
New title: Nick Bolton has way too high expectations of everything
Finally somebody did Nick Bolton. When am I gonna get my frikin tactical spoon with three colors of the flag led light attachment?
"EAT FREE"
Nick Bolton here with my 6000 pound son, Rex.
Rex: Rex.exe has caused a fatal exception and needs to be rebooted.
"and yes, i can step on you." feel free anytime, nick bolton.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You can step on me!" -Nick Bottom
Everybody has a wallet
Everybody has a visor in their car
Everybody has a pair of work gloves
Everybody has a camera in their phone
Everybody has a toolbox
Everybody has sunglasses
Everybody has sunglasses
Everybody has a pair of tactical sunglasses
Everybody has a flashlight
Everybody has a flashlight
Everybody has a tactical flashlight
*Suddenly,* Everybody has a tactical flashlight
Everybody has a tactical flashlight
Everybody has a son
Everybody has a video
Everybody has a cam for the ra
Everybody has visible objects
Everybody has tactical blactical
Everybody has patches to attach
Everybody has attaches to patch
Everybody has holes
Everybody has a water buffaloooooooooooooooooooo
2:08 I haven't seen anyone mention this but "The TacBat even lets you enjoy Don't Breathe" followed by the man cheering at a movie as if it was a football game made me laugh so hard.
"If videos are so good then where's Video 2?"
Nick Bolton: How naive you are
Everybody's got a tactical flashlight
Yours is dim, while mine is bright
Oh, when you get them, their out of sight
Cause everybody's got a tactical flashlight OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH...
....OOOOOOO-EEE-OOOO!
"Stop being a victim"
- butt cops
"Bell and Howl: A Pavlov Company" - god, your MIND
Underrated moment!
Ahh, I missed that! I saw "Bell and Howl", but missed the best part of the joke!
@M H Pavlov is the name of a scientist who ran an experiment with teaching dogs to only eat at the sound of a bell (someone correct me if I'm explaining that wrong). So, Bell and Howl...dogs howl, "A Pavlov Company"...you get it :)
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley The experiment was that he rang a bell when he fed the dogs. Eventually, just ringing the bell would make the dogs salivate (drool) as if they had food in front of them, as they had been conditioned to associate the sound with food.
@@eviljoel Yeah, in re-reading what I wrote, I didn't have it quite correct, so thank you :)
That Veggie Tales joke almost killed me
After all these years, "That's a maze" still gets me every time
When DaThings uploads depression rates around the world plummet
When DaThings uploads everyone has a tactical smile. :)
I don't have a tactical flashlight. Where's my tactical flashlight?
Why don't *I* have a tactical flashlight?
Ellie is just too tactical. We should cancel her.
1:30 "That's normal"
my lungs
DaThings: what do you see? Me: "a notification from DaThings"
DaThings: "LOOK AGAIN"
That notification is now diamonds!
The dog's distorted barks were the highlight for me lol
Holy Pitts, it's Ron Schitz! This ytp destroyed me in seconds
Hey look it's that other guy that makes YTPs
Plz come back again
Now that's what I call, something!
@@andrewholmes3116 Be patient, we'll get more TooT in due time.
Everybody has a favorite noisepuppet ytp
1:36 Everybody needs to get the JoJ
But can your JoJ Do This?
“Everyone has a wat-Er Buffalooooooooooooo!!” That caught me off guard! LOL
Even more so when it perfectly transitioned to "Yahoo".
Didn't expect my childhood to come crashing out of my screen
@@djk1288 and, of course, it sounded slightly more like the Mouth Dreams version
It broke me.
I'll take a Water Buffalo x Yahoo Neil Cicierega full remix pls.
"You can step on me. And yes, I can step on you"
2:37 glad we have those boundaries communicated bro
Rex just made me realize I wanna see more animal related YTP. 🐶❤
Here I am with my 6,000 pound son Rex
0:25 "Nick Bolton here with my 6,000-pound son Rex."
I literally choked on my spit in laughter when I saw that!
"Plus like, all of our products, this leash is made."
Me: Wow
I love how the "Ryu from Streets" bit shows up right when it comes up in the credits. Incredible comedic timing as always.
I'm so glad I noticed Ryu from Streets listed as a credit just as he spoke.
“and yes, i can step on you”
*p l e a s e d o*
I guess it's my privilege to not have any trauma involving dogs but the inclusion of "large dogs" in the trigger warnings struck me as particularly funny. I was like oh yay puppies and dark humor.
Where's MY tactical flashlight? Why don't I have a tactical flashlight?!?
The way the dog barked got me, sheesh. 😂😂😭😭😂😂🐕🐕🐕
"you NEED to get the jaaj" hit my weak spot
*the JoJ. HoH SiS is unkillable
Dirt- dirt- dirt… rrrerrt
I both very much appreciate the warning for large dogs and also giggled like an idiot at whatever that barking was turned into, so thank you on both fronts
Men Mender can attach patches AND patch attaches? Now I need to get some. And maybe a tactical flashlight while I’m at it
I knew it was only a matter of time before you tackled the Tac.
1:44 All Cops Are Butts
The way he looks at their "weakest addition, the TacBat" with such disdain is perfect
3:15 this is the power of Crazy Diamond
Or is it Killer Queen: Bites the Dust in action?
The part where the old guy is cheering for the villain in don't breathe is brilliant
DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING IT IS. TO HAVE A SON.
*cries while hair suddenly turns into Lucas' hairstyle*
"Stop being so tactical" NPC's when your stealth is maxed.
God I miss that "it's fine" meme!
Incredible as always. The commercial transitioning into a Veggie Tales song then into a Niel Cicierega refence is easily one of my favorite ytp moments ever.
i don't think i've ever heard a dog bark with YTP sound effects but i'm glad I have now
I'm so glad you and cs188 still do these, ytps still make my day
That Lorax reference was random but totally amazing. I heard O'Hare and immediately started losing it! Also the VeggieTales part at the end was hilarious because it was exactly what I was thinking. I was like "This guy is being really presumptuous assuming everyone has all those things" and then there was an asparagus echoing my thoughts! Truly a masterpiece!
"invisible suddenly become visible objects so you can see objects by causing your pupils to give you vision" always gets me
I was almost expecting an "Apache" joke at 3:32.
"Plus, like all of our products, this leash is made." Wow! It is!
After Danny's multiple videos on this stuff, I figured soon someone would drop a ytp!
"Let it die, let it die, let it srsssh" 😂
"Bell & Howl: A Pavlov Company." I love it!
Okay the clip where he's handling barbed wire did actually make me want those gloves
0:32
Another slick Yahoo! cover.
"Take a look again."
"That's crazy!"
"Take a look again."
(as the joker) "That's normal."
This channel is severely underrated
"Men mender can fix men"
At long last!
Eh, I’ll wait for the tactical men mender
i'Ll tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk
"The cam- for the -ra!" always gets me
These ads are practically BEGGING to be youtube pooped. Thank you so much for this golden poop.
In the future, entertainment will be TACTICALLy generated!
TACTICAL weed eater
This guy always annoyed me and now you finally made him useful. Thank you, doing the Lord's work.
I was not ready for the veggietales reference
2:27
See Invisibility
2nd level divination
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Self
Components: V S M (Tac Glasses)
Duration: 1 hour
Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Wizard
For the duration, you see invisible creatures and objects as if they were visible, and you can see into the Ethereal Plane. Ethereal creatures and objects appear ghostly and translucent.
I've been watching YTPs since ~2008 and this is undoubtedly one of the best one's I've ever seen. Holy shit this was good
That one looping guitar riff is gonna be stuck in my head for the next week lmao
"Can your videos do this?"
*We are number one YTPMV
"No"
Anyone else expecting the Konami Code at 1:15 ?
me
I love the inclusion of the water buffalo song! That's a good meme.
The water Buffalo got me laughing so hard I missed the mouth dreams reference and had to rewatch
I just lost it with the Terry Crews part
“It’s the cam for the ra”
You've really outdone yourself this time! This is the funniest YTP I've seen in a while!
1:21 I can feel the potential of the scene from music remix
yep
Ok, I just have to point out the sheer brilliance of Bell and Howl - A Pavlov Company.
"Like all of our products, this leash is made"
Wow! It's made!
4:04 Sonic Says, my favorite segment!
2:42 - 2:45 “Plus, like all of our products, this leash is made.”
Wow, it’s made!
If video is so great, why hasn’t there ever been a Video 2?
everyone has a tactical flash-like!
Good Stuff!
0:02 Wait Large Dogs and Clowns???
Always has been
This ytp has especially chaotic and fucked up energy, l love it
I'm so glad someone else remembers Ask A Ninja, even if only briefly I was reminded of a more innocent time.
"Men Mender can fix men"
me, a broken man: how do i order
0:27 Rex sounds like a Gen 1 Pokemon
Not even 30 seconds in and I absolutely lost it at the glitchy dog bark!
STOP BEING SO SILLY
boutta spill these Lima beans