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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @allienmecaca
    @allienmecaca 4 месяца назад +142

    "Chris P Bacon" killed me xD

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 месяца назад +10

      I think that pig had a part in Lord of the Rings too as the elf Legless.

    • @captainshakesbeard2453
      @captainshakesbeard2453 4 месяца назад +3

      @@earthwormandruw Gee whiz, you're right!

    • @christophertresp7037
      @christophertresp7037 4 месяца назад +4

      Its like that Actor whos name is like a fried rodent. Crisp Rat. He was in Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World.

    • @samgunn12
      @samgunn12 4 месяца назад +4

      I think his owners just ate both of the delicious legs. If you caught up with Cris P Bacon a few weeks later he’d just be a head and a body.

    • @abruemmer77
      @abruemmer77 4 месяца назад

      i remember that, must have been 10 years ago or so

  • @yo_boi_biram8095
    @yo_boi_biram8095 4 месяца назад +75

    Bro threw the papers like this wasn't the first time 😂😂

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 месяца назад +19

      Haha yeah he was fed up

    • @2099EK
      @2099EK 4 месяца назад +13

      @@NoProtocol But not f'ed up.

  • @Farmer_G.
    @Farmer_G. 4 месяца назад +37

    "Check your panties" LOL couldn't stop laughing at that one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 месяца назад +63

    "Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy!" sounds like it came straight out of the Goonies or something XD

    • @_Shadoh_
      @_Shadoh_ 4 месяца назад +12

      That one was sadly scripted and the reporter and the kid knew each other, but still funny.

    • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
      @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 4 месяца назад +5

      @@_Shadoh_I thought it was his son, but I could be wrong about that… definitely scripted, though.

    • @codelz187
      @codelz187 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, I believe that's correct.​@@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones

    • @igloo2158
      @igloo2158 4 месяца назад

      Love that punk.

  • @gooshie3
    @gooshie3 4 месяца назад +72

    Deedee Meggadoodoo always kills me..

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 месяца назад +12

      One of the best ones of the video

    • @PPfilmemacher
      @PPfilmemacher 4 месяца назад +9

      @@NoProtocol Sad thing is, in the longer version of this clip the reporter was actually reporting about Deedee being killed
      I looked it up
      „Deidre Mengedoht was a Louisville police officer who tragically died in a car accident on Christmas Eve, in which a truck driver, who police say was under the influence, struck her vehicle and caused a fire. When, per Mashable, local news station WPSD reported on the officer’s funeral earlier this week, anchor Brianna Clark somehow pronounced the officer’s name as “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo.”

    • @SalamiSelimbo
      @SalamiSelimbo 4 месяца назад +2

      @@PPfilmemacher omg this makes this one so much sadder, TuT rip Deidre

    • @seanwilson5516
      @seanwilson5516 4 месяца назад

      You clearly knew the backstory.

    • @HolyMith
      @HolyMith 4 месяца назад +2

      Legit sounds like a toddler trying to insult someone's name haha

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 4 месяца назад +29

    "My brother used to break into our house and steal the TV. " Grinning ear to ear. And now he's dead. That one cracked me up.

  • @patrickknoph6313
    @patrickknoph6313 4 месяца назад +21

    That f**k truck though... lmao

  • @trannigan3349
    @trannigan3349 4 месяца назад +28

    Definitely watch more bloopers! Bloopers always crack me up.

  • @JustinB-123
    @JustinB-123 4 месяца назад +22

    I love news blooper compilations like this. The best part is there’s an almost endless supply of them 😂

  • @davester1432
    @davester1432 4 месяца назад +19

    I just love watching you laugh. Please do more of these kinds of videos.

  • @captainshakesbeard2453
    @captainshakesbeard2453 4 месяца назад +32

    "Is the elephant heavy? I'm coming back, baby" I'm saying this from now on whenever I can

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 месяца назад +1

      Hey you wanna go grab tacos with me this Tuesday?

    • @captainshakesbeard2453
      @captainshakesbeard2453 4 месяца назад +2

      @@earthwormandruw Sorry, I'm allergic to tacos on Tuesdays

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 месяца назад +3

      @@captainshakesbeard2453 Dang and here I thought an elephant was heavy 😢

    • @captainshakesbeard2453
      @captainshakesbeard2453 4 месяца назад

      @@earthwormandruw The elephant had a little child

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 месяца назад

      @@captainshakesbeard2453 Dang lightweight bb elephant! I was hungry for some tacos. 🌮

  • @julia3374
    @julia3374 4 месяца назад +7

    I don't think she noticed the name of the pig, cause holy shit that was hilarious😂

  • @xenialafleur
    @xenialafleur 4 месяца назад +21

    From Wikipedia:
    A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children - sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets - between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births.

    • @Slovakman23
      @Slovakman23 4 месяца назад +4

      MOTHER RUSSIA 😉👍🇷🇺

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 4 месяца назад +2

      She's a champion! There should be a trofè for that!

    • @aaronhoy3410
      @aaronhoy3410 4 месяца назад

      From that very same Wikipedia page:
      "However all their names, dates of birth, & dates of deaths are all unknown. *Vassilyev said he also had 18 children with his second wife (6 pairs of twins & 2 sets of triplets)...*
      Sources
      The first published account about Feodor Vassilyev's children appeared in a 1783 issue The Genleman's Magazine & states that the information 'however astonishing, may be depended upon, as it came directly from an English merchant in St. Petersburg to his relatives in England...
      Skepticism
      Several published sources raised doubts as to the veracity of these statements. ... Bell also notes that the case was reported by The Lancet in an 1878 article about the study of twins. The Lancet article states that the French Academy of Sciences attempted to verify the statements about Vassilyev's children & contacted 'M. Khanikoff of the Imperial Academy of St. Petersburg for advice as to the means they should pursue, but were told by him that all investigation was superfluous, that members of the family still lived in Moscow & that they had been the object of favors from the Government'. "
      So, you know this is probably nonsense. I would believe it significantly more likely that they had kidnapped a sh-tload of kids & then made up some bullsh-t story to explain how they were all theirs or even that they had wanted to tell that type of story & then kidnapped the kids so they could. *If,* they even had that many people living in their household. I mean not having anything regarding the names, dates of birth, or when they died other than they all occurred between 1725 & 1765 makes me doubt there were even that many humans in their household.

  • @davelister7183
    @davelister7183 4 месяца назад +15

    they need to bring back bloopers at the end of movies

  • @dwightk.schrute8696
    @dwightk.schrute8696 4 месяца назад +16

    3:26 Czech. She was talking about some actors and actresses, but one actor stole the show.

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 месяца назад +3

      Thank you! I was way off with the language 😅

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 4 месяца назад +2

      @@NoProtocol Not really. It's a Slavic language, I wouldn't know which one without googling the names she listed.

  • @SalamiSelimbo
    @SalamiSelimbo 4 месяца назад +1

    Short comedy compilation are the best kind of universal humor, It's nice to have big laughing moments sometimes, really good for the health

  • @deangordon7783
    @deangordon7783 4 месяца назад +1

    You left out "I so pale" which is a classic!

  • @eastportland
    @eastportland 4 месяца назад +4

    Caution - Don't try to take a drink during this video.
    Yes, more please.
    Request for some "Best of..." various Taskmaster episodes.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 месяца назад +6

    "I would 100% mess something up"
    That's how you make history, tho

  • @SimonJM
    @SimonJM 4 месяца назад +6

    @2:47 that dog is a Diamond in the ruff ... 😅

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 4 месяца назад +9

    A good belly laugh a day keeps the doctor away! 🍎

  • @rhyswilliams3541
    @rhyswilliams3541 4 месяца назад +3

    As a British man, do a reaction on British tv bloopers. I look forward to your reactions on this. There are some crazy people on tv!

  • @TheRadex27
    @TheRadex27 4 месяца назад +2

    This was so good i'm still crying lol

  • @marlon7762
    @marlon7762 4 месяца назад +8

    Great job from France 👏🏼🇲🇫

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 месяца назад +4

      Thanks for watching (:

  • @Blynat
    @Blynat 4 месяца назад +5

    DeeDee Megadoodoo never fails to make me laugh.

    • @PPfilmemacher
      @PPfilmemacher 4 месяца назад +2

      Sad thing is, in the longer version of this clip the reporter was actually reporting about Deedee got killed
      I looked it up
      „Deidre Mengedoht was a Louisville police officer who tragically died in a car accident on Christmas Eve, in which a truck driver, who police say was under the influence, struck her vehicle and caused a fire. When, per Mashable, local news station WPSD reported on the officer’s funeral earlier this week, anchor Brianna Clark somehow pronounced the officer’s name as “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo.”

  • @marcanderson8669
    @marcanderson8669 4 месяца назад +1

    This is probably your best video to date 😂🤣😂 More please

  • @weefek
    @weefek 3 месяца назад

    Agreed, these are my favorite. "National Milk Day" is still my #1 favorite.

  • @JawadBhuiyan
    @JawadBhuiyan 4 месяца назад +8

    9:40 1% typo 99% malicious intent 😂

  • @erics320
    @erics320 4 месяца назад +11

    That stumbling man with the fish story made me think of one of my favorite quotes:
    if you give a man a fire, he is warm for a day.
    If you set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of his life.

    • @Sepilein1
      @Sepilein1 4 месяца назад +1

      if i recall correctly, isnt that the bloke that showed up for an entire different job that day and they put him there because they mixed it up?

    • @josemorales5117
      @josemorales5117 4 месяца назад

      Actually, a bit too warm

  • @ARNervebag
    @ARNervebag 4 месяца назад +1

    I love the Basquiat!

  • @camh1149
    @camh1149 4 месяца назад +1

    I had a rough day today at work. I just needed this video to laugh it off, particularly the part of the bus that stopped in front of the ''just about to be demolished"" stadium !!! Thank you so much !!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YuryVVV
    @YuryVVV 4 месяца назад +2

    Was hoping to see the legendary "I so pale" clip in this one, but alas.
    Hi No Protocol! Have a good day today 😃

  • @SCharlesDennicon
    @SCharlesDennicon 3 месяца назад

    "But now, he's DEAD." XD

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 4 месяца назад +21

    That's no ordinary house cat! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered feline you ever set eyes on!
    It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! He's got huge, sharp...he can leap about....look at the bones!

    • @fredklein3829
      @fredklein3829 4 месяца назад

      You mangy Scots git! I wet my armour, I was so scared!

    • @TheMerryPup
      @TheMerryPup 4 месяца назад +2

      Better not risk another frontal assault. That cat’s dynamite!!

  • @MarcusMorris-q6r
    @MarcusMorris-q6r 4 месяца назад +1

    👍👍 Just wonderful. Thank You !!

  • @Adam_Le-Roi_Davis.
    @Adam_Le-Roi_Davis. 4 месяца назад +1

    Yes, please do the British TV one!

  • @joriskemper5392
    @joriskemper5392 6 дней назад

    That one public bus in America just came at that specific time right there...

  • @Napalm_Ice
    @Napalm_Ice 4 месяца назад +1

    D... D... MEGA DOO DOO.... SORRY MENDINGU..... 🤣🤣

  • @EdMac40
    @EdMac40 4 месяца назад

    Loved it. Yes, I'd very much like to see the funny British TV moments.

  • @brianhums5056
    @brianhums5056 4 месяца назад

    Short intro, great reaction and feedback, lovely smile! Subbed!

  • @_Shadoh_
    @_Shadoh_ 4 месяца назад

    I love news bloopers, and you have a great laugh, please do more of these! I knew most of them already, some real classics, but there's so many more good ones! Like the asian pilots names, the reporter swallowing a bug, etc. So funny 🤣

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 3 месяца назад

    This was funny. Also, your beautiful smile makes me happy =)

  • @navydiver7018
    @navydiver7018 4 месяца назад

    Amen 😊Needed this much laughing and didn’t know it. Thank you 🙏

  • @cashflowhustles
    @cashflowhustles 4 месяца назад

    THESE BLOOPERS ARE HILARIOUS! 😅😂🤣😂😅

  • @terencemolloy9450
    @terencemolloy9450 4 месяца назад

    Best reaction intros on RUclips.

  • @Asgar1205
    @Asgar1205 4 месяца назад

    unintentional comedy is just the best :D

  • @rupertmurdock6783
    @rupertmurdock6783 4 месяца назад

    Your pretty smile makes my day. Thx

  • @kiddalingur
    @kiddalingur 4 месяца назад +2

    More Please cheers 😘

  • @w.h.p.3430
    @w.h.p.3430 4 месяца назад

    Thank you for sharing, I needed this today.

  • @QTGetomov
    @QTGetomov 4 месяца назад +6

    'Wives and Girlfriends' (or "wags") is a very common collocation for footballers' entourage here in the UK. Perhaps he just said it because it's so familiar.
    Perhaps...

    • @Sandman60077
      @Sandman60077 4 месяца назад +2

      Your comment makes no sense and doesn't clear anything up.

    • @RadeticDaniel
      @RadeticDaniel 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Sandman60077if it is a common turn of phrase for a collective supportive group of players' families and loved ones, the expression may naturally roll out once you start the first word.
      If the interviews always goes "we've got support and cheering from the wives and girlfriends..." then when saying "thanks to my wife" he may unconsciously drift into "and girlfriend".
      That doesn't mean it is what happened, but it is a common linguistic mishap to complete expressions when talking on autopilot.

    • @cmlemmus494
      @cmlemmus494 2 месяца назад

      He explained later that when he's a home he calls his daughter his girlfriend, he just wasn't thinking about how it sounded .

  • @ROBOTRIX_eu
    @ROBOTRIX_eu 4 месяца назад +2

    The australian tv bloopers are good ones..

  • @christoffesedao3579
    @christoffesedao3579 4 месяца назад

    Yes, more news bloopers please 😁

  • @danduntz2539
    @danduntz2539 4 месяца назад +1

    This entire video is my favorite. I wish milk day and sewage on luggage were shown also.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 месяца назад +2

    6:38 "Belinda was never seen again"

  • @paweldepka6537
    @paweldepka6537 4 месяца назад

    Yes, please laugh more and let us laugh more with you! ❤

  • @drewcliff82
    @drewcliff82 4 месяца назад

    Hey again lol. Perfect timing after a little puff puff.

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 4 месяца назад

    there is a really funny one of a caught burglar, through a really bad drawing😂

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 4 месяца назад

    Yes more of these please! 😅

  • @jamespron6844
    @jamespron6844 4 месяца назад

    Loved it…..so funny….it put a smile on my face at the end of the day.

  • @lawrenceallen8096
    @lawrenceallen8096 4 месяца назад +1

    please do more of these

  • @pitcat1376
    @pitcat1376 4 месяца назад

    Loved it and loved your reaction. Thanks for the endorphin hit!

  • @josemorales5117
    @josemorales5117 4 месяца назад

    Love to see you are growing up and maturing . Cheers 😊

  • @Lesminster
    @Lesminster 4 месяца назад +3

    Deedee Megadoodoo won for me :D

  • @jaydelon
    @jaydelon 4 месяца назад +1

    @5:56 the bus completely ruined their shot lol!

  • @Osirisoasis
    @Osirisoasis 4 месяца назад

    Falling in love with your content! ❤😊

  • @TylerD288
    @TylerD288 3 месяца назад

    The first guy (threw the papers in frustration) is Doug Fernandez. He's still one of the main anchors on koat 7 here in Albuquerque.

  • @paulplexed
    @paulplexed 4 месяца назад

    Yes...please more 🤣

  • @pkleo73
    @pkleo73 4 месяца назад

    that last one.... 'hows that possible?' I know what IS possible, that woman wont ever be able to sit on a bar stool without falling to the floor

  • @dquanissavage6287
    @dquanissavage6287 4 месяца назад

    No Protocol Awesome Video Today!!🔥🐐🐐💎

  • @Jamie-lw5sy
    @Jamie-lw5sy 4 месяца назад +1

    The best part about this was watching her beautiful face.

  • @abruemmer77
    @abruemmer77 4 месяца назад

    You gotta love that episode of "The Chase" with Bradley Walsh:
    "In what sport does Fanny Chmelar compete for germany?"

  • @codelz187
    @codelz187 4 месяца назад +1

    The "Weather boy" kid was the weatherman's son. It was a bit.

    • @TylerD288
      @TylerD288 3 месяца назад

      That's what _YOU_ think, RUclips boy!

  • @rabbithowls71
    @rabbithowls71 4 месяца назад

    You need to react to Boemerang: Erik Hartman laughs at his guests. It’s a classic, but it never gets old.
    Love the channel !👏🏼👏🏼

  • @yannicklucas1836
    @yannicklucas1836 4 месяца назад

    Yes please, more videos like that. Some australian news bloopers would be fun. You could pick one of the videos in the playlist "Compilations of the FUNNIEST moments on TODAY" on the "TODAY" youtube channel.

  • @bellantwain21
    @bellantwain21 4 месяца назад

    OMG hilarious😂😂 love the video protocol Stay motivated Dream big 1 mill on the way

  • @jordanchristeson2872
    @jordanchristeson2872 3 месяца назад

    CONSTANCE LANDRY IS MY SPIRITUAL COUNTERPART

  • @deucedaprodeuca
    @deucedaprodeuca 4 месяца назад

    This was top 5! "Fxck Truck" killed me while I'm here in Starbuck's. It looked like I was crying!

  • @nedeast6845
    @nedeast6845 Месяц назад

    There was a comedian in England called Max Miller....and he would say to the audience "I'm not saying anything, it is you that think it is rude"

  • @eidetecker
    @eidetecker 4 месяца назад

    "Why are people like this?" For the win!

  • @sicr7373
    @sicr7373 3 месяца назад

    5:21 I actually laughed out loud at this!

  • @casemcdonald2152
    @casemcdonald2152 4 месяца назад

    The funniest thing about these is that nobody saw them until they hit social media.

  • @nicebluejay
    @nicebluejay 4 месяца назад

    now that i have perfected my comedic tiktok algo, i laugh like this every day for 30min (my self imposed tiktok daily limit). laughing is so good for you of course.

  • @klinewalker7301
    @klinewalker7301 4 месяца назад

    Please do more t.v. News bloopers in the future.

  • @BrassMtn
    @BrassMtn 4 месяца назад

    Yay no protocol! Made my night!

  • @pittsky
    @pittsky 4 месяца назад +4

    Dogs honking car horns gets me every time.

  • @james08999
    @james08999 4 месяца назад +1

    didnt think you could get any cuter till now

  • @TheFredster32
    @TheFredster32 4 месяца назад

    Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much!

  • @johankaewberg8162
    @johankaewberg8162 4 месяца назад

    You made my day as well! I snorted liquid!

  • @DarktroopX
    @DarktroopX 4 месяца назад

    This compilation is really missing the boiling steel weatherman. One of the best ones.

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 4 месяца назад

    PUSH INTO OUR VIRGINITY 😂🤣💀💀

  • @thewhat6219
    @thewhat6219 4 месяца назад +2

    The house cat believes he's a large cat, so who's to say it's not true?
    ETA: Was this a good video? Are elephants heavy?

  • @garthwaters5756
    @garthwaters5756 4 месяца назад

    Bro with the green hair looked like a my little pony lol 😂

  • @jordanchristeson2872
    @jordanchristeson2872 3 месяца назад

    EY WATCH OUT FOR THAT COUGAR

  • @juliusperseus8612
    @juliusperseus8612 4 месяца назад +1

    It's Very Refreshing to see you Laugh ! 😄

  • @LearningJeff
    @LearningJeff 4 месяца назад

    All very funny. With the exception of the jogger that fell.😳

  • @finosborne1665
    @finosborne1665 4 месяца назад

    Funny vid, Keep it up :) From England

  • @MrBizteck
    @MrBizteck 4 месяца назад

    Surprised the Irish weather report wasn't in this.

  • @mispinchergamings3470
    @mispinchergamings3470 2 месяца назад

    3:50 normal dog day

  • @hebijirik
    @hebijirik 4 месяца назад +1

    The language you were asking about 3:25 (with the dumpster diver in the background) is Czech.
    I understand it is hard (near impossible) for a native English speaker to recognize the difference. But like most countries repeatedly invaded by Russians we can get pretty upset when we see someone mix us up with them 🙂.

  • @jeffjaeger739
    @jeffjaeger739 4 месяца назад

    more of this, please!
    hey, they forgot to include the girl who was sitting in the canoe, telling the audience how bad the flood was... then, as she's talking, two guys go walking behind her and the water's only just above their ankles.