3 Ways People Get Out of Jury Duty! @Law By Mike

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ozzi2856
    @ozzi2856 Год назад +25359

    I feel like Mike is trying to teach us ways to escape jury duty but can't outright say it as a lawyer

    • @IAMTHEJOSH7777777
      @IAMTHEJOSH7777777 Год назад +1235

      You cracked the code lol

    • @Lucci136
      @Lucci136 Год назад +201

      Just my thoughts

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre Год назад +32

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @IAMTHEJOSH7777777
      @IAMTHEJOSH7777777 Год назад +77

      @@joereginmyre beest like a bumble beast?

    • @jirieskelinen5607
      @jirieskelinen5607 Год назад +31

      No definetly not jury duty is the best. Ever!

  • @AvocadoClash
    @AvocadoClash Год назад +8035

    The best way to get out of jury duty is to be the defendant.

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre Год назад +6

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @lilliecross283
      @lilliecross283 Год назад +173

      @@joereginmyre bro your not even old enough for jury duty 😂😂

    • @notabigdealthough8616
      @notabigdealthough8616 Год назад +57

      @@lilliecross283 💀 big violation

    • @MfImJustThatGuy
      @MfImJustThatGuy Год назад +25

      ​@@joereginmyre in you dreams

    • @futotesan
      @futotesan Год назад +1

      Or, you know, the other side

  • @seacucumber2837
    @seacucumber2837 Год назад +2079

    My brother legit just said, "I don't care." And they sent him home lol

    • @Daniel-fy4es
      @Daniel-fy4es Год назад +44

      Are you serious ?😂

    • @SykoreMusic
      @SykoreMusic 11 месяцев назад +104

      It’s better to be honest then not 😂

    • @APimpNamedSlick
      @APimpNamedSlick 11 месяцев назад +15

      TOP G

    • @Jakethegreat96
      @Jakethegreat96 10 месяцев назад +72

      I was told no when I showed up in my boots, cowboy hat, and a empty holster.

    • @arturincdh4095
      @arturincdh4095 10 месяцев назад +24

      So you cant be biased, but you also cant not be biased. Got it

  • @FistSaidToTheFace
    @FistSaidToTheFace Год назад +891

    i just told them i have anxiety and it affects my judgement and i showed them my medication list. i haven't gotten a notice for jury duty since 2007.

    • @shayb.860
      @shayb.860 Год назад +23

      I just started nursing over a month ago now and my report date is tomorrow to show up but I’m going to tell them I can’t be a juror because I’m a full time nursing student

    • @FighteroftheNightman
      @FighteroftheNightman 11 месяцев назад

      Whats funny is if you stopped taking all your meds and exercised youd be perfectly fine. Pills are poison that do nothing but create customers

    • @JuanRodriguez-se9hn
      @JuanRodriguez-se9hn 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@JohnkyTonkbadonkadonk how many medications do you have to take daily? Just for anxiety? What triggers your anxiety I’m curious to know

    • @ttv_zombiefetus1710
      @ttv_zombiefetus1710 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@JohnkyTonkbadonkadonkinstead of being condescending could you just answer his question? Like bruh

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 9 месяцев назад +8

      I wish I'd get jury duty. I'm so jealous of Yall. 😭 I've been registered to vote since I was 18 and I'm 41 and have never gotten summoned. Also, no I don't have a criminal record and have never been arrested so I don't know why they invite everyone else in my family except me. Totally not fair.

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад +4336

    "Legally I can't tell you how to get out of Jury Duty but this is how you get out of Jury Duty"

    • @incineratorium
      @incineratorium Год назад +21

      Well geez. I haven't noticed that. 😉😉

    • @gulfcitynd
      @gulfcitynd Год назад +15

      Let's be honest none of want to be there so if I don't have to go there it's a win for me

    • @nopep5606
      @nopep5606 Год назад +2

      skjs

    • @starsnipe-yp5hx
      @starsnipe-yp5hx Год назад +2

      You can get to know thw person grandmother and you dont get in

    • @Zarathustra_infinite
      @Zarathustra_infinite Год назад +2

      I'm using the made up my mind alot in the future never catching me on the duty

  • @reppity
    @reppity Год назад +3083

    only time I was called in for jury duty, they asked every juror if they had ever committed a felony. i pleaded the fifth. I was then told to have a nice day.

    • @Hannah-y2z
      @Hannah-y2z Год назад +105

      loooool

    • @quinzep
      @quinzep Год назад +13

      What did you do

    • @andrewbryce6530
      @andrewbryce6530 Год назад +71

      ​@@quinzep🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @andrewbryce6530
      @andrewbryce6530 Год назад +103

      ​@@quinzepliterally said what he did in the sentence.

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Год назад +343

      @@quinzep He probably didn't commit a felony, but since he pleaded the fifth: they have no way to know and probably assume he did have one.

  • @willwinters3910
    @willwinters3910 Год назад +207

    "I'd make an excellent juror because I can spot guilty people....just like that!" - George Carlin.

  • @LaLaTufff
    @LaLaTufff Год назад +118

    My grandpa was actually called in for jury duty last week and right before it started he got dismissed because he was “staring to hard and suspiciously at the defendant”. In reality he had fallen a few days before and was in a lot of pain on the hard uncomfortable seats. It’s was hilarious when he was telling it to me bc he felt bad and wasn’t trying to signal out the accused

  • @emmaporterukulele
    @emmaporterukulele Год назад +3720

    My dad got called for jury duty and they asked if he had any knowledge about mathematics and he said he had a PhD and they dismissed him 😭

    • @rozponyfagov8208
      @rozponyfagov8208 Год назад +690

      I see it happened as 2 scenarios
      1) considered overqualified
      2) clerks didn't know what PhD is

    • @MrZoolook
      @MrZoolook Год назад

      Yeah, they only want people who can be fooled into believing what they say, be it defense or prosecution. Smart people aren't going to believe whatever BS the lawyers pull.

    • @toottoot2756
      @toottoot2756 Год назад +320

      That happened to my mother, she is a literal rocket scientist

    • @johnsmith1953x
      @johnsmith1953x Год назад +168

      Your dad is an expert, so not qualified. SOrry.

    • @bobjoe8910
      @bobjoe8910 Год назад +3

      My uncle, who is a lawyer, said jury selection 101 is getting rid of people with advanced degrees because they make decisions for themselves and are not easily swayed.

  • @isaidcallmesusu-6323
    @isaidcallmesusu-6323 Год назад +2440

    I feel like you’re trying to let us in on a secret but in the most “if this gets out, my legal career is over” type of way and honestly it’s so neutral good I can’t take it-

    • @Mrdestiny17
      @Mrdestiny17 Год назад +43

      Just say you know what jury nullification is and they'll drop you lol

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole Год назад +6

      Well imagine if everyone got out of jury duty using these excuses.

    • @LeiSnows
      @LeiSnows Год назад

      ​@@BoleDaPole Then courts would let these people go unable to prosecute. Win win. Justice system is corrupt anyways. I push jury nullification for those on juries.

    • @susdothtml2109
      @susdothtml2109 Год назад +5

      did you just say a dnd alignment like it was a star sign

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Год назад

      ​@@susdothtml2109 That sounds like something a Libra would say.

  • @MrOvchiyan
    @MrOvchiyan 8 месяцев назад +62

    I don't know but calling random people to judge and play with someone's fate, is an absurdity.

    • @monilove1174
      @monilove1174 6 месяцев назад +5

      That’s what I said, I said I’m not a dawegone lawyer

    • @monilove1174
      @monilove1174 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what I said, I said I’m not a dawegone lawyer

    • @monilove1174
      @monilove1174 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what I said, I said I’m not a dawegone lawyer

    • @Franky566
      @Franky566 3 месяца назад +2

      at least it is 12 random people and not just one random person.

    • @MamaSymphonia
      @MamaSymphonia Месяц назад

      It's gotta be SOME person / entity / group making the decision, though. And making it a group of random people is pretty much the only way to guarantee nobody can call fraud.

  • @bf4351
    @bf4351 9 месяцев назад +36

    I just kept twitching my leg uncontrollably and making disturbing/annoying bodily movements. When they finally asked what's wrong, I told them I have severe social anxiety and I was just gonna be like this the whole time. They dismissed me shortly after.

  • @therabbithole5686
    @therabbithole5686 Год назад +33843

    this is 100% a tutorial on how to Skip jury duty
    Edit: Damn thats alot of likes too bad I don't care about internet points lol. I just remebered I made this post like 2 months ago. Silly rabbit

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre Год назад +72

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @theforbiddenloop2520
      @theforbiddenloop2520 Год назад +349

      @@joereginmyre bruh

    • @Iespauljr
      @Iespauljr Год назад

      @@joereginmyre your channel is hot garbage and my content is even better

    • @slimesuckingsonofason9028
      @slimesuckingsonofason9028 Год назад +77

      Bro facts

    • @jaygrimes1926
      @jaygrimes1926 Год назад +376

      Best way to skip jury duty is to threaten to be in favor with the guilty guy

  • @shadowdemon7770
    @shadowdemon7770 Год назад +1416

    "miss out" 🤣 yeah ok, I was so counting on that $12 a day. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @extremecanilstone22
      @extremecanilstone22 Год назад +21

      Bit late on the reply here but; I believe in most states you can be reimbursed for any work day pay you were owed on top of juror pay. Just sounds like a free meal(s) and extra cash for a different work day to me.

    • @shadowdemon7770
      @shadowdemon7770 Год назад +36

      @@extremecanilstone22 I don't know what state you're from, lol but my state, California, offers something like $12 I'm not entirely sure on the exact amount. But it was something like that. Plus something to the effect of $0.30 per mile that you have to drive. Either way it's an absurdly low amount of money, considering the amount of time and effort that you have to put into it. The only people I know that get paid for attending jury duty, is government employees. Teachers, mailman, state employees as well. But if your privately employed, or own your own business, your S out of luck.

    • @mjordan233
      @mjordan233 Год назад +7

      My company provides paid leave for jury duty. Sounds like a sweet deal to me. Different, interesting work along with some extra cash as a juror

    • @user-vw6oh2ji7h
      @user-vw6oh2ji7h Год назад +8

      You guys get $ 12 a day??? In my state they get $ 3 a day, bro.

    • @lizzalkula376
      @lizzalkula376 Год назад +7

      My first summons I had *JUST* lost my job. I actually *was* counting on the 12 dollars (or whatever) a day.
      :D
      (we were dismissed without even going to jury selection)

  • @HeartsOfGrey
    @HeartsOfGrey 8 месяцев назад +59

    I've been selected twice, shown up, sat in the waiting room for HOURS, and been sent home both times because the case was settled instead. Such an honorable experience for like 30$ pay when it cost me 500$ regular pay to take time off. Thanks for the 'honor' of struggling to pay for food that month. Its equally, if not MORE dishonest to call jury duty honorable. Its forced, its uncomfortable, you may have to see things you never wanted to see or make life altering decisions for people, it may (like in my case) cause you severe financial difficulty.

    • @GoldenTV3
      @GoldenTV3 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's an outdated system from 1215 (Magna Carta). It literally falls under our own government's definition of forced labor and actually hurts the jury system.
      A voluntary system with term limits in place, proper compensation, and aid in the form of comfort, transportation, etc.. would be more beneficial to the jury system and justice system as a whole.

    • @monilove1174
      @monilove1174 6 месяцев назад +6

      Tell me about it. The whole forcing thing. Even GOD ALMIGHTY gives us a free will. Smh

    • @monilove1174
      @monilove1174 6 месяцев назад +1

      Tell me about it. The whole forcing thing. Even GOD ALMIGHTY gives us a free will. Smh

    • @Js-eq7yd
      @Js-eq7yd 4 месяца назад

      Just talk about jury nullification, they will send you home before you can blink

  • @Squabk1ng22
    @Squabk1ng22 11 месяцев назад +56

    I got out of jury duty for telling the judge the reason I was there was cause I had no choice it’s either show up or get fined. Especially in the part where they ask you why you “decided” to go to jury duty which you don’t your forced to go. Haven’t been summoned since 😂

    • @itssLaury
      @itssLaury 9 месяцев назад +4

      lmbooo I go tomorrow 😭

    • @Squabk1ng22
      @Squabk1ng22 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@itssLaury just be bias towards the law and you’ll never get called again. If you get picked they’ll take you to a different location with the others that got picked and that’s when you just answer questions that they ask you. Do not show interest in the questions give short answers and you’ll be fine. They pick 30 per group, at least where I’m from, and then they pick the 12 from that 30 that they need for the jury. So if you get picked don’t panic it doesn’t mean that’ll you’ll be part of the jury on the first call up.

    • @adorkable_clown7676
      @adorkable_clown7676 6 месяцев назад

      thanks for giving me an idea on what to do for when I actually go to jury duty, i turned 18 back in october and my parents want me to go at some point :pp

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 5 месяцев назад

      *you're

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 Год назад +1824

    My History teacher got jury duty early in the day, and the next day he came back and said “If you never want to be on a jury, just give an answer that doesn’t make sense”
    He the followed it up with “When they asked me what i did for a living, i wasn’t paying attention and responded ‘6 o’clock’ thinking they asked what time I got to work. They told me to leave”

    • @whyyoubust789
      @whyyoubust789 Год назад +160

      When I went to jury duty I did something Similar to get out of it. They asked us to write down any reason we may not be able to participate like if we had responsibilities we had to attended to. Well I misspelled very possible word that I could. And when the judge got to mine , she didn’t even read it allowed like everyone else’s and told me I’m dismissed

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 Год назад +69

      ​@@whyyoubust789 I can see now it's very possible you did that

    • @victor-oh
      @victor-oh Год назад +27

      ​@@whyyoubust789 is this... On purpose?

    • @williamsalgado9738
      @williamsalgado9738 Год назад +1

      Lmao

    • @williamsalgado9738
      @williamsalgado9738 Год назад +3

      @@whyyoubust789 lmao that’s good

  • @firedrake110
    @firedrake110 Год назад +1381

    So to be on a jury, you need to:
    1. Not be interested
    2. Not be invested
    3. Not be educated (in relevant fields)

    • @Lucci136
      @Lucci136 Год назад +164

      So not to be on a jury you need to:
      1. Be interested
      2. Be invested
      3. Be educated

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre Год назад +7

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @georgedunn320
      @georgedunn320 Год назад +95

      Sort of. You are supposed to be DISinterested, which is different from being UNinterested.
      The logic behind "no experts" -- take it as you may -- is that such a person might be able to unduly influence the deliberations. A more likely reason is that if someone actually IS knowledgable, he/she might not be readily bamboozled by whichever lawyer was hoping to dazzle the jury.
      [This was the basis of an episode of the Jack Klugman TV show "Quincy." Jack played a medical examiner and was repeatedly admonished by the judge not to "educate" his fellow jurors on the flaws in a flimsy case. (He did so anyway).]

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf Год назад

      Do you realize how many self proclaimed experts there are and how many times over they are wrong? They also will claim to know things about something they havent heard of through "elementary knowledge" (yes, they are trying to pretend to be a world renowned slueth) without evem having such knowledge.
      And if your over interested, its creepy and concerning. They want people who wish to just do their job. Thats it.

    • @realmless4193
      @realmless4193 Год назад +44

      ​@@georgedunn320 also dunning-kruger effect. Those who express their intelligence the loudest are often the dumbest.

  • @Spleef420
    @Spleef420 Год назад +39

    The one that hasn't failed me yet..."I don't want to be here".

  • @Viktorreznov1942
    @Viktorreznov1942 Год назад +23

    Fun fact. If they ask you "will you take a cops word if there is no recorded evidence?" And you say no, they'll send you home instantly..

    • @beastwolf6600
      @beastwolf6600 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, funny that I did that my first time, apparently they didn’t like it and sent me home

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 5 месяцев назад

      @beastwolf6600 Yeah lol. It's a business for them, they have to lock people up for any reason they can because prisons have a quota. Disgusting

  • @bepis_lord7883
    @bepis_lord7883 Год назад +2642

    “Being a juror is an honor”
    Bruh they get paid less than McDonald workers

    • @ghost307
      @ghost307 Год назад +146

      A lot of states pay less than $25 for the day.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +112

      Your state pays?

    • @ghost307
      @ghost307 Год назад +150

      @@MonkeyJedi99 They all do, but some are as little as $5, which basically means that the state loses money every time they issue a check.

    • @tiffles699
      @tiffles699 Год назад +72

      It's part of the responsibilities of having the rights of a US citizen. Just like men registering for the draft as being a US Citizen able to vote.
      Women weaseled their way out of this during suffrage, caused prohibition and marijuana criminalization.

    • @ihtfp69
      @ihtfp69 Год назад +47

      the money you get is not meant to be a wage. it is only to reimburse expenses for a meal and parking.

  • @JebAlert
    @JebAlert Год назад +839

    "Two words: jury nullification"
    "You're free to go."

    • @MaxwellVrooman
      @MaxwellVrooman Год назад +134

      Here’s three words to make sure you will never be on a jury again (I’m massively racist) works every time

    • @notisac3149
      @notisac3149 Год назад +57

      @@MaxwellVroomanBut sir, the defendant is the same race as you!

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Год назад +63

      ​@@notisac3149I'm racist against humans

    • @juliuscaesar564
      @juliuscaesar564 Год назад +6

      ​@@KaityKat117literally me fr

    • @kzcreationzmore
      @kzcreationzmore Год назад +12

      @@MaxwellVrooman”um sir- everyone in this room is white-“

  • @jasonday8334
    @jasonday8334 Год назад +110

    PTSD and anxiety disorders will get you excluded. Veterans contact your primary care doctor, if you have PTSD or Anxiety Disorder, you can have the doctor write on the document “Permanently Excluded”

    • @thaddeuscramer2312
      @thaddeuscramer2312 10 месяцев назад +4

      What if you have those things, but you actually want to serve?

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@thaddeuscramer2312Seriously. I have generalized anxiety but I’m happy to serve.

    • @WxBuggin
      @WxBuggin 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@thaddeuscramer2312you can still serve.
      I've got PTSD, OCD, GAD, ADHD, ASD, and was totally fine serving as long as it wasn't a case with a lot of gore. (Oddly, my alphabet soup of diagnosis makes me an excellent juror. I can hyperfocus on details, am very justice driven, and am really good at reading people and sniffing out BS...plus my whole career involves analyzing data without personal bias). I couldn't have handled a murder trial. But fortunately most cases are way more low-key than that. The first time I was summoned, my group never got called to the court room. The second time, I ended up on a low-key civil case.
      They generally indicate at a high level what the trial is about before selection. So if the type of case is something particularly triggering for you, you can talk to the judge if your number is called and they'd likely dismiss you.
      Typically only a small fraction of the whole jury pool actually ends up getting selected.
      Tldr; yes you can still serve as long as it doesn't stand in your way of being fair and impartial or stand in your way of carrying out the duties of being a juror.

    • @ezekiel5687
      @ezekiel5687 9 месяцев назад +1

      I get disability for ptsd, chronic anxiety, mania and being bipolar.

    • @SarahM-ku4bu
      @SarahM-ku4bu 9 месяцев назад +3

      I legit can't be in front of a huge crowd. I'll literally freak out

  • @ComputerJunkie00
    @ComputerJunkie00 Год назад +12

    I've been summoned three times as a juror. The last time was for a drug posession case. I told the judge that I felt our drug laws were unjust and that I couldn't be an unbiased juror as a result. They sent me on my way.

  • @jonathankutek
    @jonathankutek Год назад +928

    I said I was a fan of "12 angry men" and the judge basically made an excuse for me to leave 😅

    • @thefirebirdflock3440
      @thefirebirdflock3440 Год назад +38

      Underrated movie

    • @crystalmorgan8039
      @crystalmorgan8039 Год назад +70

      But 12 angry men is literally about a trial and the jury meeting amd one brave juror actually speaks their peace and makes the rest of the jury actually analyze the evidence in tne case instead of just throwing out a guilty verdict. The person on trial was a poor Mexican kid that really didn't have the capabilities, nor the disposition to commit the heinous crime of which he stood accused, but the other jurors were ready to say he was guilty because of their racism.

    • @Tinfoil_Hardhat
      @Tinfoil_Hardhat Год назад +48

      @@crystalmorgan8039 "Because of their racism" no, it wasn't about race. Prejudice, for a couple jurors, yes. It was more of a prejudice against young people in general.
      The movie has basically every range of juror. From the one who just wants it to be over so he can go watch a baseball game, to the one just going with what everyone else thinks, to the people who do consider the evidence and think he is guilty at first, but change their mind.

    • @Rogdub
      @Rogdub Год назад +16

      @@crystalmorgan8039 i love that movie. funny enough, such jurors would be textbook example of a mistrial.

    • @existential_horror5045
      @existential_horror5045 Год назад +6

      @@crystalmorgan8039 the kid on trial was puerto rican, but other than that i totally agree

  • @sonyyung5510
    @sonyyung5510 Год назад +1057

    I like how the logic behind the first reason is, "Wait a second, why is he excited to be here? No one likes going to jury duty! Quick, get em out here!"

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 6 месяцев назад +3

    I have jury duty in a couple months and this showed up...

    • @Kal24680
      @Kal24680 5 месяцев назад +2

      RUclips knows what's up.

  • @louiefrancuz3282
    @louiefrancuz3282 10 месяцев назад +17

    It’s the right of every citizen to avoid jury duty.

  • @stes_
    @stes_ Год назад +1215

    "Oh no I missed jury duty, what a shame I cant perform my civic duty."
    "Anyways"

    • @PR0XYL1NK
      @PR0XYL1NK Год назад

      yeah f the government

    • @fultoneasterwood
      @fultoneasterwood Год назад +19

      the next jury you're going to be seeing is the one at your trial

    • @gman7888
      @gman7888 Год назад +52

      @@fultoneasterwood oh no. Anyways

    • @videocollectorguy
      @videocollectorguy Год назад +26

      @@fultoneasterwood the plane ticket to Europe booked for tomorrow:

    • @Spazattitude
      @Spazattitude Год назад

      ​​@@videocollectorguy you do realize Interpol exists right.. and that almost every country in Europe has extradition deals with America.

  • @liamfoxy
    @liamfoxy Год назад +751

    I think for most people its not weaseling out so much as 'if I have to sit in this trial for more than 2 days, my paycheck will be too short to afford food this week"

    • @RyeDimarDragon
      @RyeDimarDragon Год назад +64

      This is so true! I once got summoned for an 8 week trial that required me to be on 4 times a week, it would of crippled me in terms of money, but some how I did not get picked. If I were picked then my backup would be my savings.but most people do not and live from paycheck to paycheck, so I can understand how much it would hurt them.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Год назад +43

      ​@@RyeDimarDragon just do what my dad did when they speak to you ask what race and or religion the defendant is well guess what you now hate that race and or religion if he's an atheist? Great now your a Christian who's biased against atheists

    • @MAGEs-of-Anarchy
      @MAGEs-of-Anarchy Год назад +17

      My uncle says, “If you can see me, I’m not getting paid. I have a family to feed. Goodbye.” They don’t usually give a fuss.

    • @harmonicaveronica
      @harmonicaveronica Год назад +6

      I know there are exceptions if there would be financial hardship from not getting paid. Legally your job is required to give you the time off for jury duty, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have to be paid time off

    • @darkbirdgraal2517
      @darkbirdgraal2517 Год назад +2

      @@harmonicaveronica yeah I thought their jobs pay them when they do jury dury

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 11 месяцев назад +8

    When I took a Criminology class in college we were taught that only about 20% of people actually show up for their jury summons. What REALLY happens to people who now-show? How much effort and money do we spend trying to enforce jury summons?
    I dutifully reported for jury duty just a year after being in the same courtroom, testifying against a man who attacked, robbed, and then screamed death threats at me while he was being arrested. They issued a protective order for me because he had seen my address while in possession of my purse and wallet. I had to move. In the middle of my grueling time on the stand, the trial was halted and declared a mistrial because the defense attorney discovered a discrepancy between the value of the items stolen as written on the documents from the night of the crime and my testimony. Because some idiot wrote my purse was stolen, not my purse “and its contents” were stolen. HOW SHOULD THAT BE REQUIRED TO BE EXPLICITLY SPECIFIED? Well, that discrepancy changed the type of theft charge, and they threw the whole goddamn thing out. Even though the prosecutor talked with me after talking with the jury and told me they were going to convict, they believed me, and that I was an ideal witness up against an aggressive defense attorney, I was DEVASTATED. She told me he was also almost certainly still going to be sent to prison for two entirely separate crimes he was soon going to trial for, one being selling crack, another being domestic violence (yes he wanted jury trials for all of these.)
    Being back in that courtroom during voir dire was suddenly extremely upsetting for me and I had a panic attack. I sat there sobbing and choking, but they wouldn’t stop the proceedings, someone just gave me a tiny cup of water. I struggled to get it together until finally the judge called me up to the bench asked what the heck was up. I told him why I was upset, and he dismissed me then and there.
    That very evening, HE CALLED ME. He’d looked up my name, then looked up my case, saw exactly what had happened, also got my cell phone number from there, and called me to tell me that indeed, my attacker had gone to prison for many many years. (I’ve never tried to look up anything else about him, though I think my brother STILL keeps an eye on his arrests and time in an out of jail and/or prison, 20 years later.) The judge also said that if I ever got a jury summons again, call his office and he’ll get me excused so I don’t even have to come down to the courthouse. I’ve only call for his help once. And he was true to his word.
    I just got a jury summons. That kind judge is long since retired, but I’m going to get a medical exemption, either through my neurologist or my psychiatrist. It may be an honor to be on a jury, and it’s our civic duty, but I’m not going down there to suffer through thinking I’m going to die right there in my seat from my heart exploding while everyone in the courtroom tries to just ignore me.
    I’ve never been so scared in my life as when I dragged into the stairwell and attacked, but that trial being halted and him actually getting off on a technicality felt very near like being victimized again, after I’d fought so hard against that defense attorney trying to trip me up, twist my words, insinuate bad things about me, and generally make me look like a liar and a moron, while the man who hurt me and threatened to kill me was just feet away.

  • @SykoreMusic
    @SykoreMusic 11 месяцев назад +5

    I just told the judge that I wasn’t going to be able to put all of my focus into the trial. 😂

  • @HyphyJuice916
    @HyphyJuice916 Год назад +530

    I understand jury duty is important but shit it's annoying I have to be at the court house for 3 hours, sit around and then get sent home without being seen by the lawyers. Honestly I just hate the fact that I have to miss work and lose out on wages because of this.

    • @Kolonol1
      @Kolonol1 Год назад

      You actually go? Lol sucker...I just toss the letter

    • @joelspringman523
      @joelspringman523 Год назад +74

      If you tell the Jury Commission that it would cause you severe financial hardship, I don't think they can force you to serve. I might also tell them I would vote whatever way would end the trial the soonest.

    • @HyphyJuice916
      @HyphyJuice916 Год назад +35

      I actually did this with a letter and they said my reasons weren't valid 🥲

    • @mikemarek6243
      @mikemarek6243 Год назад +35

      @@joelspringman523 1. They can force you.
      2. You have to show 3 forms of proof it's a hardship

    • @AzureRadio
      @AzureRadio Год назад +16

      @@joelspringman523 No, they VERY much can and very likely will because you pissed them off

  • @tjravnik1385
    @tjravnik1385 Год назад +813

    I’ve been called up for jury duty once in my life. My mail was going to my sisters and she’d open important looking mail as I was deployed. She called and said I was deployed. Lady said nope don’t matter he needs to show up. My sister emailed me the details and I emailed explaining i was deployed “nope still need to show up” I got a letter from the legal officer stating from the desk of the commanding officer of the uss jcs he is deployed and will not be at jury duty “nope still needs to show up” I finally replied look lady you send a plane to pick me up in the middle of whatever ocean I’m in and I’ll show up. She replied with some stuff about how they’ll issue a bench warrant. I just ignored her and never did anything further with it.

    • @ttttttttp2
      @ttttttttp2 Год назад +294

      That's absolutely ridiculous. Most of these public workers need to be fired because they are absolutely incompetent and entitled.

    • @kiraoshiro9251
      @kiraoshiro9251 Год назад +170

      what part of deployed do ppl not understand

    • @mvb88
      @mvb88 Год назад +115

      My dad was called up. He got out of it because he was friends with the guy on trial lol

    • @My1xT
      @My1xT Год назад +57

      ​@@mvb88 well duh that's called bering potentially biased, you don't want that in a jury

    • @jadapinkett1656
      @jadapinkett1656 Год назад +13

      ​@@ttttttttp2 Add useless into the mix.

  • @heyitsteej339
    @heyitsteej339 11 месяцев назад +31

    “What color is he/she?” Usually works wonders for avoiding jury duty

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 7 месяцев назад +5

      amd if you do end up getting stuck on the jury anyway...if the defendant is black,when they rise just shout out a Bid.

    • @salamanderhillbillyweasel1629
      @salamanderhillbillyweasel1629 6 месяцев назад +1

      Just saying you have a prejudice against a group of people will get you out

  • @FlamingTacos10
    @FlamingTacos10 Год назад +51

    My black business teacher said to the class. “If y’all ever want to skip jury duty, pretend to be racist. They will never ever have a racist guy on jury.

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thank god this dude got arrested for racial slurs during my last jury duty round…
      Your black business teacher is a liar, that’s not “ pretend “… that’s a lie.
      And he’s your teacher? Disgusting. They need to throw him in the military on the front lines and let’s see how his lies do him.

    • @jacksonl8042
      @jacksonl8042 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@blackleague212 Wow, dude, you sound really mentally well-adjusted

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 5 месяцев назад

      @@jacksonl8042 yikes, I didn’t think Americans looked like you in 2024. Fix yourself .

    • @jacksonl8042
      @jacksonl8042 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@blackleague212 Also, you filmed a drug addict suffering and posted it to RUclips in 2023. Fix yourself

    • @Nyloxmc
      @Nyloxmc 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pretend?

  • @abikeanditsboy3449
    @abikeanditsboy3449 Год назад +303

    Last time I showed up for jury duty the first question the judge asked was if anyone had a legitimate reason to not serve to please come forward. All those who came forward were dismissed without further questions. It was pure honor system.

    • @joelspringman523
      @joelspringman523 Год назад +2

      Good information! Thanks.👍

    • @ThatGuy-mp9og
      @ThatGuy-mp9og Год назад

      was there enough sitting that still filled the seats of the jury. of so then why would it matter as they just cut the numbers down to a more reasonable amount

    • @LootandScoot
      @LootandScoot Год назад +4

      I had my first jury duty last week we sat in a room for 4 hours and then they sent us all home

    • @conormcqregor4393
      @conormcqregor4393 Год назад

      What state was that in? I’m thinking about skipping

  • @crystalanimosity2374
    @crystalanimosity2374 Год назад +2892

    "Its an honor, so we force you to do it and fine you if you dont show up"
    2.8k likes? thats wild

    • @greatrj
      @greatrj Год назад +13

      @Patrick Schmalstig he’s being sarcastic

    • @jacksonboyd145
      @jacksonboyd145 Год назад +41

      Well, it's really hard to be fined because they send a letter notice, and they can't really prove that you received it.

    • @zoharnagel
      @zoharnagel Год назад +8

      It's like my sister's teacher used to say: "This is a great privilege and an obligation".

    • @bossvaro3844
      @bossvaro3844 Год назад +6

      Missed it twice and never got a fine

    • @elibenjamen8729
      @elibenjamen8729 Год назад +3

      got my first summons. def dont want to go

  • @mindnova7850
    @mindnova7850 11 месяцев назад +9

    “Being on the Jury is an honor”
    No one wants to be there.

  • @Dunqqq
    @Dunqqq Год назад +447

    "if you put me on this jury I'll tell the other jurors about jury nullification"

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Год назад +15

      Can't they arrest you for doing that?

    • @Dunqqq
      @Dunqqq Год назад +71

      @@mycelia_ow no, but if you lie to get on jury, THEN do that its perjury which is illegal. Essentially during jury selection you'll be asked questions like "if I prove he did it, will you find him guilty" and you can just say no. That's VERY boiled down but essentially how it goes

    • @quintrankid8045
      @quintrankid8045 Год назад +1

      3 US 1 or some other reason?

    • @CrypticCobra
      @CrypticCobra Год назад +7

      @@mycelia_ow at best they can make it a mistrial. It’s not illegal to know your options.

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi Год назад

      Came here to say this!

  • @garrethook5535
    @garrethook5535 Год назад +358

    I was summoned but told them about my severe depression and ADHD. I expressed concern that having this may distract me preventing a fair trial. I wasn't contacted after that.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Год назад +1

      Just say you have autism and they'll be like nvm

    • @cirolla1323
      @cirolla1323 Год назад +1

      ADHD and autistic here. Got the disability out. They don't like it if you need an aid to make decisions.

    • @FexxerUwU
      @FexxerUwU Год назад +14

      Time to whip out the ol ADHD card

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 Год назад +18

      Same. Judge was mad at me but I couldn't give a f*ck less which is kind of the point. Plus I didn't have a car and I lived out of town.

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow Год назад

      ​@@coryclark5442 "wow guess I'll be mad at this rando for having a medical diagnosis" weird af judge

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 Год назад +6

    I was sent a letter for Jury Duty.
    I was stationed in South Korea at the time.
    I didn't have to go to Jury Duty.

  • @Redawesomeoby
    @Redawesomeoby 8 месяцев назад +3

    Man if I ever get called to jury selection I am flipping a coin on which side I am taking

  • @MacTac141
    @MacTac141 Год назад +1840

    Homer Simpson taught me a better way as a kid, “The trick is to tell them you’re prejudiced against all races”
    Edit: Nice to see how many people were also raised by the Simpsons

    • @Akira994
      @Akira994 Год назад +37

      I'm glad someone else said it

    • @Xelenteontae_
      @Xelenteontae_ Год назад +10

      😭☠️☠️

    • @ProleDaddy
      @ProleDaddy Год назад

      I hate the entire society molded by capitalists.

    • @Pcwizayylmao
      @Pcwizayylmao Год назад +6

      That's a surefire way to get you chastised from anything if word spreads out.

    • @Shade_Tree_Mechanic
      @Shade_Tree_Mechanic Год назад +21

      ​@@Pcwizayylmao You only get cancelled if you actually care and apologize. Only weak people do that though.

  • @JoeMama-ti5kd
    @JoeMama-ti5kd Год назад +644

    Lmao guess I'm gonna pick up all those personalities at once whenever they try and get me on jury duty haha

    • @ekklesiast
      @ekklesiast Год назад +9

      I had no idea people are forced to be juries against their will.

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf Год назад +24

      @@ekklesiast yes. Its part of our court systems. Imagine being in a federal jury.

    • @pro-socialsociopath769
      @pro-socialsociopath769 11 месяцев назад

      I will try my best to come across as an overly enthusiastic expert on jury nullification! :D

  • @UnicornzRreal92
    @UnicornzRreal92 Год назад +4

    All you doin is teaching us how we CAN get out of it. Thanks Mike! Your tip, totally worked☝️

  • @Chance8918
    @Chance8918 Год назад +3

    I'm only 15 and everyone I know that's been to jury duty say its awful, but tbh, I really want to do jury duty, I want to see what is like, and yeah I'm into crime shows

    • @MamaSymphonia
      @MamaSymphonia Месяц назад

      Good for you man. Our system may have its flaws but it's good to at least have an interest in it.

  • @allmyfriendsaredead3107
    @allmyfriendsaredead3107 Год назад +1742

    I just said “whatever this guy did he probably guilty” they dismissed me and I got a shitty $8 check in the mail 💀💀

    • @PresidentFlip
      @PresidentFlip Год назад +97

      You’re getting paid??

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo Год назад +141

      You’d get a lot more if you actually get pick and do it
      I mean I wouldn’t really want to do it it’s boring af

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 Год назад +57

      @@the_jingo
      But if you get picked for a trial of national interest, afterwards you could write a book.

    • @cyx-
      @cyx- Год назад +141

      @@LuckyCharms777no one gonna read that shit

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 Год назад +32

      @@cyx-
      So you say, but some jurors have been paid to write books.

  • @wyldewaters73
    @wyldewaters73 Год назад +676

    Jury duty would be an honor if the court would actually pay us a proper wage for our time there.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 10 месяцев назад +47

      They do in my state. They give you $100 for your time if you show up. Also, you legally can’t be fired for going to jury duty.

    • @TehkNinja
      @TehkNinja 10 месяцев назад +22

      ​@ferretyluv more like $20 a day for my county

    • @MikeJ2023
      @MikeJ2023 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@ferretyluvI got paid $75 a day for the 11 day trial I sat on as a juror it was federal court in the southern district of New York. They also paid you for your commute.

    • @maxwell-gn2jn
      @maxwell-gn2jn 9 месяцев назад

      They only give us $20! That is only enough to pay for parking.@@ferretyluv

    • @misterghoul9457
      @misterghoul9457 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@ferretyluv$100 per day or for the whole time because there is a difference

  • @NaughtyKlaus
    @NaughtyKlaus 6 месяцев назад +6

    It should be illegal for the jury to be decided by the prosecutors and defendants. They basically get to dismiss people they 'think' won't help their case. That's called rigging a jury.

  • @garrettstephens91
    @garrettstephens91 11 месяцев назад +4

    My dad was denied Jury Duty one time because he legitimately knew too much about the topic that the guy comitted the crime (he worked in the field), so it was percieved that he would be too bias.

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor Год назад +461

    One time I was called for Jury Duty and the judge asked if there was any reason we couldn't serve on that case. I raised my hand, and the judge asked why not. I said "Well, my brother is a drug dealer and that's the guy who supplies him."
    We all got excused.

    • @FurryQueenYT
      @FurryQueenYT Год назад +67

      Damn, invalidated the entire group in one sentence!

    • @degobah144
      @degobah144 Год назад +5

      Lamo

    • @John_Mcgrane
      @John_Mcgrane Год назад +6

      Ample evidence of suspicion. Nothing more.

  • @kdgmr97
    @kdgmr97 Год назад +476

    You can also say "Jury Nullification". Everyone in the courthouse hates that and usually bar you from ever serving again

    • @carultch
      @carultch Год назад +17

      You could get punished for directly talking about jury nullification in this situation. You won't be automatically free to go.

    • @carultch
      @carultch Год назад +25

      @hishenmathurin2844 You don't have unbridled 1A rights inside of a courthouse.
      You're free to talk about it all you want on private property, or in public outside the context of the court's property, or on social media. But what you say inside the courthouse can be used against you.

    • @AlkalineGamingHD
      @AlkalineGamingHD Год назад +2

      @hishenmathurin2844 Dont bring cringe out so hard like that. Its irresponsible!

    • @kannonpq
      @kannonpq 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@carultchWhile this comment is correct, your prior one isnt. Speaking about how you could have the intent to nullofy, wouldnt be illegal on examination. Lying that you wouldn't have an intent but do, os perjury. Ultimately, if you mention it with respect and honesty in the court, you can not be charged for knowing a law, just as a lawyer can not be charged for misattributing a law.

    • @FighteroftheNightman
      @FighteroftheNightman 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@carultchno you cannot be punished for saying it. Stop lying to people

  • @afterburn2600
    @afterburn2600 Год назад +9

    I thought I had a good chance to get on a jury and then they elicited some very real feelings I didn't think I had with regard to our justice system (I know someone who got a very raw deal but thought I was over it). They drew it out of me and promptly dismissed my biased butt.

  • @raspiankiado
    @raspiankiado 10 месяцев назад +3

    What if you walk in, in a full mascot costume? Would they turn you away then? Lol...

  • @Who-ys6wr
    @Who-ys6wr Год назад +4002

    It is not an honor. It is a pain in the ass. Having to deal with a corrupt overly complex legal system. Where biased judges and over paid corrupt attorneys win.

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 Год назад +513

      The whole video is tongue in cheek. He can't legally say "this is how to get out of it" but that's what it is.

    • @waynemgtregear7228
      @waynemgtregear7228 Год назад +77

      There are a lot of lawyers don't care if their clients are guilty of a crime or not. They just want to win even if it lets murderers etc walk free.

    • @cameronsmith3047
      @cameronsmith3047 Год назад +259

      ​@@waynemgtregear7228that is literally their job, regardless of how they feel about their client they owe them a fervent defense

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd Год назад +18

      ​@Cameron Smith which is why I don't like and will never be a lawyer, it's thei4 job to lie and bullshit until a murderer goes free 😒

    • @KIT2142LAW
      @KIT2142LAW Год назад +121

      @@theflaminglitten-fo6jd it is not. A lawyers job is to ensure fair trial for everyone (innocent until proven guilty, remember). And if as you say "murderer goes free" means somebody(police or prosecutor) was not doing their job properly

  • @Towner101
    @Towner101 Год назад +1158

    Just say “jury nullification” and they’ll send you on your way.

    • @mattsucksatyoutube3404
      @mattsucksatyoutube3404 Год назад +280

      Well, saying “Jury Nullification” outright actually could get you in trouble, so the best way to word it is something like this. “Even if the defendant is without a doubt guilty but I don’t agree with the law they’re being prosecuted for, I will not say that they are guilty.”

    • @johnny1893
      @johnny1893 Год назад +16

      Yep... Send you to jail!

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 Год назад +18

      @@mattsucksatyoutube3404 why would saying the word be a problem?

    • @fimelsin5308
      @fimelsin5308 Год назад

      @@johnny1893 huh guess free speech in America is a lie :) like it has been for years on end, I don't see how saying that should land you in jail its a gross over reach of law and government to control the jury in a way.....

    • @johnny1893
      @johnny1893 Год назад +47

      @@fimelsin5308 In a 1969, Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals decision, U.S. v. Moylan, the Court affirmed the concept of jury nullification, but upheld the power of a court to refuse to permit an instruction to the jury to this effect. In 1972, in United States v. Dougherty, the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit issued a ruling similar to Moylan that affirmed the de facto power of a jury to nullify the law but upheld the denial of the defense's chance to instruct the jury about the power to nullify.
      In 1988, the Sixth Circuit upheld a jury instruction: "There is no such thing as valid jury nullification." In United States v. Thomas (1997), the Second Circuit ruled that jurors can be removed if there is evidence that they intend to nullify the law. The Supreme Court has not recently confronted the issue of jury nullification.
      In 2017, a jury was instructed: "You cannot substitute your sense of justice, whatever that means, for your duty to follow the law, whether you agree with it or not. It is not for you to determine whether the law is just or whether the law is unjust. That cannot be your task. There is no such thing as valid jury nullification. You would violate your oath and the law if you willfully brought a verdict contrary to the law given to you in this case." The Ninth Circuit upheld the first three sentences of the jury's instruction and overruled the remainder but deemed that instruction a harmless error and affirmed the conviction.

  • @OliverTheAmpersandCat
    @OliverTheAmpersandCat 11 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the tips! I'll always make sure to stay in the jury and do none of the items listed! 😊😊

  • @Cmdr_Meiloorun
    @Cmdr_Meiloorun 10 месяцев назад +4

    I'm sorry sir, I know this man
    Judge: get out

  • @andrewgotlost
    @andrewgotlost Год назад +79

    I worked graveyard when I got summoned. I kept falling asleep while the lawyers were picking the jurors because i'd been up 24 hours. They didnt ask me to sit on the jury.

    • @jessicaharris1608
      @jessicaharris1608 Год назад +1

      Yep, that's a concern for my husband and I. We both have hourly pay nightshift jobs. Sure we could technically be there but with our sleep schedule plus we're both ADHD.... yeah right would we be able to serve jury duty.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jessicaharris1608 *and me - you wouldn't say 'for I'!

  • @Aydrenn
    @Aydrenn Год назад +546

    Shout JURY NULLIFICATION as loud as you can, and you will most definitely be given jury duty!

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre Год назад +1

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @idarkench4191
      @idarkench4191 Год назад +20

      @@joereginmyre No

    • @HyphyJuice916
      @HyphyJuice916 Год назад +37

      I thought that was a sure way of not getting jury duty? I guess just shouting could piss off the judge but the lawyers probably wouldn't want you in there if you're like that

    • @BEEEELEEEE
      @BEEEELEEEE Год назад +37

      @@HyphyJuice916 That’s the joke

    • @ValisFan3
      @ValisFan3 Год назад +8

      It's not a good idea to say that because you could be found in contempt of court. There are other ways to get out of jury duty, randomly standing up and saying "jury nullification" isn't a good way,

  • @pawel2669
    @pawel2669 11 месяцев назад +17

    Make sure to say “he looks so guilty” during selection

  • @wrexhammusic
    @wrexhammusic 10 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks for the tips, now they're NEVER gonna pick me

  • @king_fresh27
    @king_fresh27 Год назад +79

    my dad got summoned for jury duty once, and he said he wasn't going, so they called his home phone and he explained he still wasn't going, they responded with something like "sir its a service to your country" and my dad (an air force vet) said "screw you i already served my country" they then explained that they could arrest him for not going, and he said "come find me then" and hung up. they never came looking for him

    • @ImBunniy
      @ImBunniy Год назад +7

      If you served then you can be excused or ineligible in the first place so it doesnt count...at least now.

  • @Pope_Balenciaga
    @Pope_Balenciaga Год назад +617

    Did our youtube laywer just teach us how to escape jury duty?

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre Год назад +2

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @Pope_Balenciaga
      @Pope_Balenciaga Год назад +8

      @@joereginmyre I'm blue da ba Dee da ba da

    • @animefreak10x
      @animefreak10x Год назад +6

      allegedly

    • @-AxisA-
      @-AxisA- Год назад +1

      @@Pope_Balenciaga Another one!

    • @TheJinx64
      @TheJinx64 Год назад

      @@Pope_Balenciaga daba dee daba die

  • @nebula1919191
    @nebula1919191 8 дней назад

    At this point in my life, 6 months in jail is a vacation anyway.

  • @joshuadabrowski0033
    @joshuadabrowski0033 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the tips!

  • @aidenw.4719
    @aidenw.4719 Год назад +125

    The only time I ever got called for jury duty, I very loudly explained to the potential juror next to me how the heart monitor I have to wear 24/7 works and that if my heart rate reaches a certain point, it makes a loud beeping noise and alerts my emergency contacts. Needless to say, I haven't gotten called in since

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Год назад

      they can bar you from jury duty for health problems?
      seems wrong to me, but okay.

    • @aidenw.4719
      @aidenw.4719 Год назад +4

      @@KaityKat117 they barred me because they viewed the beeping and emergency contact calling as a liability haha😅

  • @doktortodes
    @doktortodes Год назад +1677

    The greatest flaw in the American Legal system is that you’re judge by a group of people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

    • @georgebrantley776
      @georgebrantley776 Год назад +92

      Or they just believe in the principle of civic duty

    • @tyresejackson2601
      @tyresejackson2601 Год назад +6

      ​@@georgebrantley776 wtf say it again please

    • @georgebrantley776
      @georgebrantley776 Год назад +7

      @@tyresejackson2601 edited my typos. Sorry!

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 Год назад +23

      Two words: jury nullification

    • @Spartan1312
      @Spartan1312 Год назад +1

      @@lemuelseale1640 ikr, a jury has ultimate power

  • @The_Rotting_Peach
    @The_Rotting_Peach Год назад +3

    Holy shit its Saul Goodman

  • @galbutler
    @galbutler 11 месяцев назад +1

    “What a shame, I had a friend who was in this exact scenario and I just couldn’t go on without thinking of him”

  • @urbanedgeautodetailing
    @urbanedgeautodetailing Год назад +48

    If it's such an honor, then pay people their lost wages. Honor doesn't pay the bills.

    • @stevek343
      @stevek343 Год назад +1

      No pay they only buy you lunch 😮

  • @yesseniapozuelos8787
    @yesseniapozuelos8787 Год назад +80

    I was pregnant and I got jury duty I wrote back saying I was having a hard time and thought my son would come early he did and they still didn't excuse me I just ignored them I legit was in the hospital with a premature baby

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice Год назад +2

      Lucky for you they didnt find you in contempt which is something they can do.

    • @yesseniapozuelos8787
      @yesseniapozuelos8787 Год назад +16

      @@gamergodofjustice by law someone who's legit just had a kid can't do jury duty. I had an premature baby I was 7 months.

    • @alonsoACR
      @alonsoACR Год назад +3

      @@yesseniapozuelos8787 Is the kid alright? I hope you and the baby are fine now!

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice Год назад +2

      @@yesseniapozuelos8787 If the courts dont release you from jury duty and you fail to show up thats called contempt of court. Its at the judges discretion on if the pursue it. If you didnt file documentation with the court showing your medical status there is still a likely hood you could face contempt charges.

    • @yesseniapozuelos8787
      @yesseniapozuelos8787 Год назад +5

      @@gamergodofjustice I legit showed proof my son was born and a doctors note . I gave so much proof son is 5 now about to be 6 this was ages ago

  • @Js-eq7yd
    @Js-eq7yd 4 месяца назад +2

    Two words: jury nullification

  • @astridexplorer5096
    @astridexplorer5096 Год назад +15

    Just tell them that as a psychic you're excited to help-- they'll love that!

  • @lawrencegenereux8567
    @lawrencegenereux8567 Год назад +33

    This always works: "You NEED ME on this jury. I can just look at somebody and tell if they're guilty or not".

  • @katwebster1986
    @katwebster1986 Год назад +41

    I knew a homeschooling mom of 10 who was summoned for jury duty, she took all her children with her to the interview, and said she hoped to be a juror as it would help her teach her children about the American legal system. She wasn't called back. Not sure if it was her enthusiasm or all the kids 🤔 😂

  • @AvangionQ
    @AvangionQ 10 месяцев назад +5

    If you want off a jury in a hurry, when they talk about anything, talk about jury nullification. You'll be gone right quick and they'll probably never ask you again.

  • @h.a.a.ktheblack1014
    @h.a.a.ktheblack1014 Год назад +3

    Did he just thought us a cheat code

  • @robbnoble1509
    @robbnoble1509 Год назад +97

    I got called up my senior year in high school but it was during finals. My mom got me out of it, even though I actually wanted to do it. I've been waiting to be summoned again ever since. It has been 15 years now. :(

    • @lizzalkula376
      @lizzalkula376 Год назад +11

      my first summons was around age 20. My most recent was a few years ago. Maybe 6 or 7 now so I would have been 30.

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Год назад +7

      What happens if your summoned but don't go? Does the sheriff kick down your door with a warrant and book you? Would be surreal getting tried in court by the very jury you were meant to collaborate with.

    • @stevenroshni1228
      @stevenroshni1228 Год назад +5

      ​@@mycelia_owI think they give you two or three chances before pursing for evading

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 Год назад +1

      It was the most boss "don't ever talk to me or my son ever again" move.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mycelia_ow *you're summoned

  • @LycanMOON
    @LycanMOON Год назад +73

    “Sir I am so messed up in the brain I lost half of my memories,and I’ll probably not pay attention anyway so no”

  • @SteelCurrent
    @SteelCurrent 11 месяцев назад +1

    Mike is slowly becoming Saul Goodman

  • @IWasBornAnAsshole
    @IWasBornAnAsshole Год назад +6

    Oh, it’s an honor to be on jury duty? But if you don’t show up, they’ll throw you in jail.

  • @zeddzypher
    @zeddzypher 9 месяцев назад +2

    I did not see Daniel popping in the video😭😭🔥🔥

  • @Sunny-day8090
    @Sunny-day8090 Год назад +52

    He’s like the guy who comes into your school to tell you not to do drugs and then says exactly how people do drugs

    • @tobyconner5827
      @tobyconner5827 Год назад +7

      "drugs are evil, so here's a guide on how to cook meth just so you can avoid cooking it extra hard"

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 Год назад +110

    Dude I can't afford to sit in a courthouse all day, you better believe I'm using all of these

    • @doobiedoo3692
      @doobiedoo3692 Год назад +1

      I just throw them away unless they can prove it ever made it to my hands. if you would have to sign for it to receive the mail that would probably need an excuse

    • @bumbleberryshortcake6099
      @bumbleberryshortcake6099 Год назад

      ​@@doobiedoo3692 how many times has that happened to you? Can't they arrest you?

    • @peestrem31
      @peestrem31 Год назад +3

      @@bumbleberryshortcake6099 they cant prove it ever made it to his hands

    • @qaugithaduck5771
      @qaugithaduck5771 Год назад +1

      @@doobiedoo3692 pretty sure someone in my family has done this, o remember them getting a letter abt it and they just crumbled it up and threw it away.

    • @veoquenoesunproblema
      @veoquenoesunproblema Год назад

      Haha yeah yeah

  • @brianstasko4293
    @brianstasko4293 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Remember , you didnt do the crime. So why you gotta do the time?"

  • @the-quiver
    @the-quiver 11 месяцев назад

    I am going to do all of the above, thanks law by mike your tip totally worked!

  • @mcspongebun461
    @mcspongebun461 Год назад +81

    No one gonna mention the Danielmac x Lawbymike collab 💀

  • @0The_Farlander0
    @0The_Farlander0 Год назад +37

    "a juror can't make up their mind about a trial" maybe not, but that never stopped me

  • @Kittykrysis
    @Kittykrysis Год назад +1

    😂😂😂 looks like I got some new tactics if they ever call me in for jury duty 😂

  • @lyndora33864
    @lyndora33864 Год назад +23

    The last time I was called into jury duty, I walked in the courtroom and realized that there was no way that I would be in this trial. The arresting officer was a friend from highschool and the defendant was a regular customer at a business where I used to work. Best way of getting out of jury duty - living in a small town. 👍

  • @ShojoBakunyu
    @ShojoBakunyu Год назад +1032

    2 words; Jury Nullification. Say those words and they'll immediately send you home.

    • @thegreatlordcthulhu9852
      @thegreatlordcthulhu9852 Год назад +43

      That's it? Won't they ask the person to explain?

    • @a.h.s.3006
      @a.h.s.3006 Год назад +269

      @@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 Nope. These words basically mean that your judgment is absolute even if it is 100% wrong. They can’t have someone who believes they can ignore the evidence and make decisions on their own.

    • @havoc.7401
      @havoc.7401 Год назад +55

      adding on to what ​@@a.h.s.3006 said, it's called "The law you won't be told".

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 Год назад +37

      Dont say them. Bullshit your way into that conclusion but im pretty sure saying them has legal consequences

    • @havoc.7401
      @havoc.7401 Год назад +20

      @@pirilon78 I think one of them is that they'll just never let you onto a jury again

  • @WayneStateWarrior4
    @WayneStateWarrior4 10 месяцев назад +4

    I told they ass i was racist🤣 worked like a charm

    • @Lost_Sh33p
      @Lost_Sh33p 5 месяцев назад

      @@jayAMG7just tell them your gonna judge everything based on a persons look and skin color

  • @landon2050
    @landon2050 Год назад +1

    So, be excited, say they did it, and act like you know everything, hey law by mike, your tip worked!!

  • @becky3484
    @becky3484 Год назад +26

    Yeah, I had one occasion where I got a letter, and I was selected for jury duty, which I wasn’t very pleased about because I was losing money by being there that day. So I went ahead and made arrangements with my employer, and then the day of the hearing it was canceled because they settled out of court. Never again.

    • @dashippo
      @dashippo Год назад

      Happened to me aswell, I was sorta looking forward to it though as my employer will pay me if I'm selected.

    • @nobodyscomment929
      @nobodyscomment929 Год назад

      This happened to my sister and I as well. Got an email the day before I was suppose to go to court saying that jurors were no longer needed and that my service has been completed for the next 2 years.

    • @madestmadhatter
      @madestmadhatter Год назад

      how the heck did you find out why? for me they just said "we will not be needing your services your jury duty is complete." and that was that

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf Год назад

      Its very rare your ever picked again. Like very, very, very rare

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 Год назад +1

      @@madestmadhatter That's normally a sign of "out of court settlement." That or charges were dropped, one of the two. Either way, the entire ordeal was settled, without the need of a court.

  • @ethanlowson779
    @ethanlowson779 Год назад +44

    It’s a pain, I work out of state so when I get called I have to spend hundreds of dollars, take time off of work and fly home

  • @airborneandrowdy
    @airborneandrowdy 5 месяцев назад +1

    I like to get on every jury as possible.
    Sow seeds of
    *Jury nullification.*

  • @lukasmuursepp2267
    @lukasmuursepp2267 Год назад +1

    I looked at a lot of comments and I can understand how nobody saw that the third jury member was Daniel Mac.

  • @tonykb2193
    @tonykb2193 Год назад +24

    It is not an honor, its an inconvenience.