a steak pun is a rare medium well done | Kitchen Nightmares

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  • @KitchenNightmares
    @KitchenNightmares  3 года назад +22007

    your dislikes only make me stronger :)

    • @ManiusCuriusDenatus
      @ManiusCuriusDenatus 3 года назад +1974

      The dislikes are the out of work restaurant owners trolling your channel.

    • @shorisaurus_rex
      @shorisaurus_rex 3 года назад +2707

      whoever you are, you scare me in the best way.

    • @catalina4539
      @catalina4539 3 года назад +851

      ok

    • @Robert.a._
      @Robert.a._ 3 года назад +875

      The dislikes are from Amy, Sammy, and their alternate accounts.

    • @snowballin7416
      @snowballin7416 3 года назад +74

      Oh god

  • @Woolie
    @Woolie 3 года назад +15008

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder... it's just hard for me to throw things away..."
    you know... I think there's a word for that...

    • @feddexx
      @feddexx 3 года назад +80

      Here come the no like/reply comments

    • @Razorwindsg
      @Razorwindsg 3 года назад +42

      Lol holy crap one of my favourite POE content creators. Hola! Keep up the great work!

    • @blueforphilip4576
      @blueforphilip4576 3 года назад +19

      I cant just stick my head into it

    • @taternater7495
      @taternater7495 3 года назад +164

      i’m not a hoarder, im just a hoarder

    • @drunkenhyena3121
      @drunkenhyena3121 3 года назад +5

      KEKW

  • @rllysaltsmybananas
    @rllysaltsmybananas 3 года назад +13826

    “Gordon, what’s your favourite Pokemon?”
    “It’s Ghastly”

  • @thecommonsensechannel6268
    @thecommonsensechannel6268 3 года назад +12044

    I love the cameraman and editor - “I don’t have plastic in my kitchen” cuts to everything wrapped in plastic lol

    • @joshrox826
      @joshrox826 3 года назад +348

      Editor: "No plastic, huh? Yeah we'll see pal..."

    • @asiyah7714
      @asiyah7714 3 года назад +129

      Haha, these cooks, owners and managers lie so often they can't keep track of the lies!

    • @Jimmyboygohome
      @Jimmyboygohome 3 года назад +13

      The shade of it all

    • @glitch_nyspy3756
      @glitch_nyspy3756 3 года назад +7

      What is the definition of plastic to you huh?

    • @uglybug2249
      @uglybug2249 3 года назад +78

      @@glitch_nyspy3756
      a synthetic material made from a wide range of organic polymers such as polyethylene, PVC, nylon, etc., that can be molded into shape while soft and then set into a rigid or slightly elastic form.

  • @i_am_elizbian
    @i_am_elizbian 3 года назад +1256

    The apologetic look on the waitresses face when they bring out the “flaming” filet minion always cracks me up 😂

    • @reddd-77
      @reddd-77 2 года назад +45

      "minion" lol

    • @gekkotadpole2478
      @gekkotadpole2478 2 года назад +29

      Filet Minion

    • @iamthedevilsadvocate
      @iamthedevilsadvocate 2 года назад +14

      Oh my fucking god :D the "filet minion"

    • @car8660
      @car8660 Год назад +1

      I just dont get why th the guy was changing in the kitchen

    • @bombersander
      @bombersander Год назад +2

      filetting a minion? despicable!

  • @avachisholm5613
    @avachisholm5613 3 года назад +5351

    “I don’t even have plastic in my kitchen” as the cameraman’s zoomin into all the plastic 😂😂😂

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 3 года назад +7

      Why would you zoom into all the plastic anyway?

    • @youngdaggerdiqz
      @youngdaggerdiqz 3 года назад +210

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 for when they lie about not having it lol

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 3 года назад +48

      For me it was the sound effects that made it epic.

    • @akankshatyagi7553
      @akankshatyagi7553 3 года назад +21

      This show is a masterpiece 😂😂

    • @cheftekard7165
      @cheftekard7165 3 года назад +28

      Right? Why even say that? There’s nothing wrong with plastic in the kitchen. As long as it’s clean and it’s food safe

  • @Psycho_Spock
    @Psycho_Spock 3 года назад +4697

    Owner: "it wasn't there yesterday"
    Mouse: *as dry as a cardboard cutout*

    • @devonmartinbasson
      @devonmartinbasson 3 года назад +12

      lol!!!

    • @user-to3ij8ri8m
      @user-to3ij8ri8m 3 года назад +141

      The damn things must’ve died a few years ago cuz it is kinda decomposed

    • @asiyah7714
      @asiyah7714 3 года назад +39

      Ha! EXACTLY, that lie was so embarrassingly ridiculous

    • @stevenarchey4196
      @stevenarchey4196 3 года назад +84

      Remy hasnt been the same since

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 3 года назад +15

      @@stevenarchey4196 his name is Remy. Ratatouille is the food, Remy is the chef rat.

  • @Moose6340
    @Moose6340 3 года назад +1454

    Whoever the sound editor is for KN is as much of a savage as Gordon and this channel manager. Those little gross squishy sounds they added whenever Gordon is flopping around bad food... *chef's kiss*

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm 3 года назад +25

      it really is roasting at the professional level

    • @jef7065
      @jef7065 3 года назад +4

      @@zaqareemalcolm yea

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm 3 года назад +5

      @@jef7065 same for the camera crew

    • @katherineberger6329
      @katherineberger6329 3 года назад +26

      I just wish Food Network would stop using that little percussion sting any time anything bad happens.

    • @ant6130
      @ant6130 3 года назад +1

      Maybe Gordon is the sound editor?

  • @mehoymenoy8841
    @mehoymenoy8841 3 года назад +835

    His face when they roll out the Filet Mignon on the trolley is always classic.

    • @hybr1dthe0ry_
      @hybr1dthe0ry_ 2 года назад +17

      I feel secondhand embarrassment whenever i see the roof tile

    • @missblak00
      @missblak00 2 года назад +3

      Lmmfaooooooo😂😂😂

    • @jasonlopez5418
      @jasonlopez5418 Год назад +1

      Ngl i would eat that

    • @LongDeadArtist
      @LongDeadArtist 9 месяцев назад

      @@jasonlopez5418 your taste buds: 📉📉📉📉📉

  • @apan3324
    @apan3324 3 года назад +1374

    “I don’t even have plastic in my kitchen” camera starts showing 1000 pictures of plastic in the kitchen

    • @TechGroupF430i
      @TechGroupF430i 3 года назад +20

      I was just about to comment this. Even before he said it, the camera showed him removing plastic wrapping from a dish.

  • @dbu22
    @dbu22 3 года назад +1238

    This man really serving food out of a rooftop tile and Gordon still has to taste it to see what's wrong with the place absolute respect

    • @olusegunobasanjo9666
      @olusegunobasanjo9666 3 года назад +5

      @Quang Phan FitnessYou are eating the tile?

    • @eagle4pf
      @eagle4pf 3 года назад +4

      @Quang Phan Fitness but like whats the point use a damn stone or grill or something i dont wanna be eating out of a dirty ass roof tile LOL

    • @fionnaclarissamuharlie168
      @fionnaclarissamuharlie168 3 года назад +1

      Here, there's a steak literally roasted on a stone.

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 9 месяцев назад +2

      If it's clean and holds the food securely, I don't see the problem. Sure, it's kinda hipster behaviour, but beyond breaking cultural expectation, there isn't actually anything wrong with eating off of a tile

  • @Robert.a._
    @Robert.a._ 3 года назад +4000

    “I feel like I’ve just given birth”
    This man is a f-cking legend.

  • @naeeenaaa
    @naeeenaaa 3 года назад +241

    “Ik Eric’s a good chef so what’s to be nervous abt??”
    *cuts to Eric sipping from the ladle* 💀

    • @sh0g0kawada
      @sh0g0kawada 9 месяцев назад +3

      Thankfully they cut away before he started scratching his back with it

  • @keaseyboi8481
    @keaseyboi8481 3 года назад +3691

    "I'm not a hoarder, It's just hard for me to throw things away."
    "I'm not a Chef, I just cook food for a living."

    • @mhwlasagna811
      @mhwlasagna811 3 года назад +55

      i'm not a professional chef, i just watch a lot of Gordon Ramsay's video

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 3 года назад +152

      I'm not delivery, I'm just Digorno

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 3 года назад +45

      I’m not a youtuber, just a guy who uploads his videos on youtube.

    • @gacha8691
      @gacha8691 3 года назад +39

      I'm not a animator, I just draw many drawings and then put then put them in frames to make an animation

    • @njoshua3265
      @njoshua3265 3 года назад +41

      I'm not hotel, just Trivago

  • @NickNitro
    @NickNitro 3 года назад +3174

    The amount of doubt in that pretty good statement made me feel bad for him, damn dude.

    • @zachowarth6317
      @zachowarth6317 3 года назад +8

      Damn, are becoming the next Justin y.?

    • @1_Trident
      @1_Trident 3 года назад +4

      Truly a big yikers…

    • @richielicous
      @richielicous 3 года назад +3

      Ey Pretty Cool Seeing You Here.

    • @olivebrown5676
      @olivebrown5676 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Htrv9jarZIQ/видео.html

    • @els_6099
      @els_6099 3 года назад

      Nick, didn't expect you here did I? You should make megalovania's of your choice.

  • @masondegaulle5731
    @masondegaulle5731 3 года назад +4655

    Owner: "Our restaurant is in trouble, let's apply to Kitchen Nightmares"
    Gordon: "Ghastly"
    Owner: Surprised Pikachu face

    • @wmw1210.
      @wmw1210. 3 года назад +21

      Exactly

    • @DJ_BONELESS
      @DJ_BONELESS 3 года назад +11

      It works, you just gotta be in the UK.

    • @heyitsyeh
      @heyitsyeh 3 года назад +7

      *Gastly

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 3 года назад +22

      @@heyitsyeh *Ghastly.
      You can keep your bastardised version of Ameri-English thanks.

    • @yellowgetbright
      @yellowgetbright 3 года назад +13

      @@heyitsyeh Haunter

  • @dronehome2479
    @dronehome2479 3 года назад +582

    I just scrolled DEEP into these comments. Is NO ONE going to talk about the God-Tier level of this title???

    • @Manius_Vibius
      @Manius_Vibius 3 года назад +9

      I just realized that's good

    • @borke42
      @borke42 3 года назад +9

      It works in so many ways on so many levels

    • @JoeSrok
      @JoeSrok 3 года назад +1

      I dont get it

    • @conorshields6538
      @conorshields6538 2 года назад +25

      @@JoeSrok medium as in "method" or "way of delivery". So it means a steak pun is a joke rarely delivered well. Or a medium rarely done well. The title is a slightly grammatically incorrect but is the best way to deliver the pun. The irony makes this a meta joke also.

    • @msia7201
      @msia7201 2 года назад +1

      We all already know the titles are god-tier. They're the best; that's why we don't need to talk about it.

  • @houseoftoussaint9609
    @houseoftoussaint9609 3 года назад +3497

    I adore that waitress Sam. She is so honest and with a chipper attitude.
    “Since he knows you FROZE them...”
    Lol

  • @tweekkraz101
    @tweekkraz101 3 года назад +2921

    Sam is in so many of these clips and honestly she just deserves her own show for the absolute chaotic energy she has

    • @EmmureMARIO64
      @EmmureMARIO64 3 года назад +135

      Oh I remember that episode. The owner said “the recipe came from God”

    • @tadtranclere3729
      @tadtranclere3729 2 года назад +22

      She seems pretty mean. I definitely wouldn’t want to watch her.

    • @hannahmay5461
      @hannahmay5461 2 года назад +8

      @@tadtranclere3729 it seams like her and the one guy are together, women usually only talk to men like that when they are together

    • @sourpatchordnance2249
      @sourpatchordnance2249 2 года назад +157

      @@hannahmay5461 lmao women talk to men in all kinds of different ways, we’re kind of individuals with a billion different ways of behaving, together or not

    • @yeetus5474
      @yeetus5474 2 года назад +7

      @@hannahmay5461 ok misogynist

  • @grogu3789
    @grogu3789 3 года назад +2677

    "Guess that's the placenta."
    Jesus Christ this man is a. Savage

  • @PhillipMweemba
    @PhillipMweemba 2 года назад +136

    I love how Gordon is so nice to the waiters/waitresses and shreds the chefs and owners

    • @vapepimp7777
      @vapepimp7777 Год назад +10

      As it should be! They didn’t cook those abominations

  • @looinrims
    @looinrims 3 года назад +2580

    Audience: man these titles can’t get better
    KN channel manager: *”im about to do what’s called a pro gamer move”*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +4

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear lo

    • @maxXxine0101
      @maxXxine0101 3 года назад +66

      @@AxxLAfriku shut up

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta 3 года назад +5

      @@maxXxine0101 I swear I just saw McDiluc on another video

    • @maxXxine0101
      @maxXxine0101 3 года назад +5

      @@TheMirksta The McDonalds Genshin Cult is spreading 😩✋

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 3 года назад

      How is that a pro gamer move?

  • @ry4n_0
    @ry4n_0 3 года назад +2127

    Owner: “It just seems like Gordon didn’t like anything”
    Well, no, he didn’t

    • @justfassy1176
      @justfassy1176 3 года назад +25

      “Hmm, yes, the trash food is made of trash food”

    • @Talondrone
      @Talondrone 3 года назад +9

      I - I - I just don't know what it is! I made the food using fresh ingredients that I had in the freezer and he said that it was bad! If only there were some way to know what I did wrong! *OH woe is ME!*

    • @benjaminhunt3578
      @benjaminhunt3578 3 года назад +3

      I went to the doctor but I didn't like what he had to say about my health!

    • @Talondrone
      @Talondrone 3 года назад +3

      ​@@benjaminhunt3578 Went to the dentist after a few weeks of not brushing my teeth - and this SWINE says I need to get a root canal!

    • @michaelmay7917
      @michaelmay7917 3 года назад

      I don't care much for Ramsey

  • @davedelaney7530
    @davedelaney7530 3 года назад +4477

    the canned spray has to be one of the nastiest things i’ve ever seen

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 3 года назад +389

      Why not just use butter or grease or ANYTHING OTHER THAN COOKING SPRAY

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 3 года назад +114

      She doesn't know how to season that grill.

    • @psybin
      @psybin 3 года назад +231

      It's easier to get the WD-40 onto the grill if you spray it on the steak first.

    • @palaashkrishna1752
      @palaashkrishna1752 3 года назад +6

      Truth

    • @gabrielpowers766
      @gabrielpowers766 3 года назад +31

      It's just some type of cooking oil in a can. It would be cheaper and better to use something, but less convenient.

  • @bunnibye8339
    @bunnibye8339 2 года назад +87

    The life behind Gordan's eyes disappearing once he sees the trolly rolling in is so funny

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +2980

    Andy isn't a hoarder he's just a hoarder.

  • @devdesai1771
    @devdesai1771 3 года назад +1062

    Whoever is making these damn titles….you’re not a donut, you’re f-ing hilarious, keep doing your job, bc u deserve a promotion.

    • @grizzlehatchet1
      @grizzlehatchet1 3 года назад +6

      Ok cool. Can you explain how this title is hilarious?

    • @grizzlehatchet1
      @grizzlehatchet1 3 года назад +2

      @@BluePlanetMedia ooooh i didnt think of that! Good call

    • @magratheaner
      @magratheaner 3 года назад +7

      if you don't mind my asking what does one get promoted to after being channel manager of kitchen nightmares? gordon ramsay himself?

    • @poopoogamer1232
      @poopoogamer1232 3 года назад +1

      It's not that funny. I have never laughed at a title from them. Also, how tf would they get a promotion. There's literally like no position you could move up to.

    • @thatpianodude9183
      @thatpianodude9183 3 года назад +61

      @@poopoogamer1232 You sound like an absolute joy to be around

  • @choosey8057
    @choosey8057 3 года назад +1209

    I love how Gordon isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty, just goes to show the years of hard work he put into his profession. And how he earned his reputation

    • @jvanito8115
      @jvanito8115 3 года назад +38

      @Paul Xiaopu Wang I’d do it for a beef Wellington made by Ramsey

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 3 года назад +34

      Gordon has eaten so much spoiled and rotting meat that a simple rat would give him a cold at worse

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 3 года назад +3

      Hate comment in 3...2...1...

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 3 года назад +1

      @@odstagent1070 he say mean things he's a meanie i don't like him >:(

    • @KoreanMeatball
      @KoreanMeatball 3 года назад

      @Paul Xiaopu Wang I mean I do it for minimum wage when the waitress drop cutlery into the food waste.

  • @tamarapetrov4990
    @tamarapetrov4990 2 года назад +44

    I always love how sweet Gordon is to the servers (at least when they're doing their job right). He never takes it out on them when it's the kitchen that is messing up, like so many people do. The man really knows how the catering world operates, and I have so much respect for him for that. Dont scream at your wait staff when something is wrong.... they are the one who has to go back and deal with a probably highly stressed kitchen staff....how much effort they put into getting your problem fixed often depends on how you've spoken to them!

  • @kristopherlopez9125
    @kristopherlopez9125 3 года назад +309

    I shall forever simp for Kitchen Nightmares if they continue with these titles

  • @ladylionXOX
    @ladylionXOX 3 года назад +510

    1:52
    "Veal is our specialty, we have people order veal all the time!"
    Yeah but do they come back?

    • @njoshua3265
      @njoshua3265 3 года назад +12

      "including myself"

    • @minecraftcrab4707
      @minecraftcrab4707 3 года назад +29

      With the way it looks, I wouldn't be surprised if an old guy ate it and dropped dead like that dry rat-

    • @gzus1482
      @gzus1482 2 года назад +3

      She's the only one. Thats only because she has to. 😂😂😂

    • @ohhitsthatkid.
      @ohhitsthatkid. 2 года назад +1

      bro that's what i'm saying!

  • @jelleluyten5017
    @jelleluyten5017 3 года назад +116

    "Something simple"
    "Something classic"
    "Oh god in heaven why"

  • @br41nspitt
    @br41nspitt 3 года назад +3966

    That steak is actual still moving

    • @Robert.a._
      @Robert.a._ 3 года назад +70

      It’s still movin that fucking piece of meat

    • @baggiesrule22
      @baggiesrule22 3 года назад +48

      *still mooing

    • @jrsjr3385
      @jrsjr3385 3 года назад +9

      DISGUSTING

    • @sazsha
      @sazsha 3 года назад +3

      Fresh 😎

    • @Matt-jd7js
      @Matt-jd7js 3 года назад +2

      @@baggiesrule22 no you beat me to it 😂😂😂😂

  • @popcap1298
    @popcap1298 3 года назад +836

    Sam- “This is getting absurd”
    Big chef guy- “Sam be respectful”😭😭

    • @himurahana8672
      @himurahana8672 3 года назад +81

      It made me laugh since he disrespected Gordon by serving him frozen food.🤣

    • @haiblayre4360
      @haiblayre4360 3 года назад +21

      Yeah like respectful to who? You? No thanks you serve frozen ass to Gordon Ramsay

    • @jizzler7804
      @jizzler7804 3 года назад +52

      Sam's pretty hot tho

    • @samyoung7257
      @samyoung7257 3 года назад +3

      @@jizzler7804 true that

    • @reedskirh3446
      @reedskirh3446 3 года назад +1

      what fawkin episode is this

  • @Foxxie0kun
    @Foxxie0kun 3 года назад +528

    I love how Gordon is so amicable and gracious to wait staff, and so brutally honest and frank towards managers, owners, and chefs who think they're better than they are.
    Gordon directs his criticism and anger towards where it needs to go to make change happen, not towards employees who don't have power to change how things work. A member of wait staff has no control over the menu, cooking process, cleaning, or ingredients.

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 3 года назад +26

      Well said, some people needs to learn that especially about the waiters

    • @cid2852
      @cid2852 2 года назад +6

      Yep. Even when some of the management tries to deflect or pull "well I didn't know this was happening" or "I don't go in that cooler and never saw that" lines, he points out that a restaurant manager should know what's going on in the kitchen, coolers, etc. I like how he goes straight to the top instead of just immediately blaming the people who have no control over the problems.

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun 2 года назад +3

      @@cid2852 Absolutely. If a manager doesn't know what's going on, why are they being paid to be in a position where the job description includes knowing what the hell is going on?

    • @aintgonnatolerateit2314
      @aintgonnatolerateit2314 2 года назад

      I think we are so use to people being mean to wait stuff, Ramsey is such a badass in all things. It would be an honor to ever get to be in his presence

  • @someasiankid6214
    @someasiankid6214 3 года назад +126

    “that’s terrible, these people can barely cook”
    -me while eating cereal

    • @MamaToFive1971
      @MamaToFive1971 2 года назад +9

      LOL I was eating a Heath Bar. It is toffee covered in chocolate for those who might not be familiar. :)

  • @jj2220
    @jj2220 3 года назад +379

    Gordon: *sees a flat dried up mouse*
    also Gordon: *picks it up with his bare hands*

  • @alfantastico5298
    @alfantastico5298 3 года назад +1855

    Watching kitchen nightmares makes you realise how many poor Cows have been wasted making awful food. They deserve better, their lives were taken for nothing...

    • @annieh2638
      @annieh2638 3 года назад +384

      Guess you could say their lives were at steak LOL

    • @mrberberson
      @mrberberson 3 года назад +9

      You run your cow farm already?

    • @audrey9431
      @audrey9431 3 года назад +14

      Maybe you should start watching the vegan teacher LMAO

    • @minecraftcrab4707
      @minecraftcrab4707 3 года назад +116

      Agree!
      Do I eat meat? Ofc,
      But the people on this show do the animals so dirty.

    • @richaaa8215
      @richaaa8215 3 года назад +7

      Most underrated comment

  • @Gunnvulcan
    @Gunnvulcan 3 года назад +839

    The 'canned coating' was horrifying

    • @OMalleyTheMaggot
      @OMalleyTheMaggot 3 года назад +67

      Seriously what the fuck imagine how disgusting a PAM-marinated steak like that would be
      Fuckin artificial buttersteak I'm retching

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 3 года назад +61

      Just use oil, you obviously don’t care about health at least make it tasty

    • @eliwise5330
      @eliwise5330 3 года назад +9

      @@capadociaash8003 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @haiblayre4360
      @haiblayre4360 3 года назад +29

      @@capadociaash8003 yeah and I bet the spray was more expensive so like.... Why

    • @Halfcertified
      @Halfcertified 3 года назад +4

      Seriously just but something in the pan so it doesn’t stick 🤣

  • @vinay2004p
    @vinay2004p 3 года назад +49

    "I'm not a hoarder"
    Proceeds to define what a hoarder is

  • @lilap.
    @lilap. 3 года назад +445

    The chef: I don't even have plastic in my kitchen.
    The cameraman: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

  • @MissAmazanda
    @MissAmazanda 3 года назад +688

    Could you imagine if Chef Ramsey was into Retail instead of food and went to critique a local Walmart LMAO....."There are 2 F'ing cashiers?" "Why are all these F'ing shelves empty with no product?" "How long has this store been just blue and white? How F'ing hideous!" "Do these F'ing goofballs want to be the next Kmart?"....he would have a meltdown for sure

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 года назад +38

      "The next Kmart."

    • @audrey9431
      @audrey9431 3 года назад +9

      LMAOO maybe do my local target too. It’s horrid 😂😂😂

    • @robertmccoin1166
      @robertmccoin1166 3 года назад +18

      Funny because I told the Manager of a Wal Mart in Baton Rouge that Wal Mart is going to go the way of K-Mart after standing in line for 15 minutes to check out. There were 3 lanes open and 15 or so closed. I left the shopping cart including frozen food sitting in line. I only go to Wal Mart when it is necessary and I will not go back any time soon. What a waste of time.

    • @audrey9431
      @audrey9431 3 года назад +6

      @@robertmccoin1166 you seem exactly like my dad He’d do exactly that

    • @alcaponed16
      @alcaponed16 3 года назад +6

      @@robertmccoin1166 It's a shithole :'D always terrible service also

  • @goingonindeed.
    @goingonindeed. 3 года назад +2406

    Me: that looks tasty
    Gordon: that's disgusting
    Me: Disgusting

    • @deadmanexperience724
      @deadmanexperience724 3 года назад +39

      Me : Disgusting

    • @TreyCipriani
      @TreyCipriani 3 года назад +24

      Lmaoooo so true

    • @jpo6714
      @jpo6714 3 года назад +25

      I love this comment each time I read it. No sarcasm at all

    • @SirSkiward
      @SirSkiward 3 года назад +19

      Nah I thought it was disgusting for the whole time

    • @mrweebguy7418
      @mrweebguy7418 3 года назад +32

      Bruh what that shit looked nasty af

  • @regankatona4275
    @regankatona4275 Год назад +53

    *The more I watch Gordon's TV show, the more I shy away from eating out. There ain't nothin trustworthy than home made cooking*

  • @fasareste
    @fasareste 3 года назад +333

    Randy: “I’m not a hoarder, it’s just hard for me to throw things away”
    So who’s gonna tell him? 😂

  • @madelineprochina6324
    @madelineprochina6324 3 года назад +225

    "I feel like I'm giving birth"
    "That's the placenta"
    Looks like it's Dr. Gordon now

    • @BigBoy-zl4wg
      @BigBoy-zl4wg 3 года назад

      That is the thing that Dr. Morris could never achieve in that jamaican restaurany

    • @elenasullivan4522
      @elenasullivan4522 3 года назад

      When that’s the name of my oncologist lmao

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 месяца назад

      “Hello Dr. Gordon. I wanna play a game…”
      Now i wish we could see Gordon in one of Jigsaw’s traps.

  • @codylovesgolf8585
    @codylovesgolf8585 3 года назад +200

    “I don’t think I’m a hoarder, I just don’t like throwing stuff away”. Is that not the definition of hoarding.

  • @darc4998
    @darc4998 3 года назад +71

    Owner: we need u Gordon
    Gordon: okay. This shit is nasty
    Owner: are you kidding me

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 3 года назад +325

    Gordon: “the food is ghastly. It’s horrible. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. It looks like dog food.”
    Woman: “It just seems like Gordon doesn’t like the food?”

    • @myyou7335
      @myyou7335 2 года назад +4

      Yeah their server is so gentle with her words lol.

  • @ManiusCuriusDenatus
    @ManiusCuriusDenatus 3 года назад +177

    Kitchen Nightmares: Change the name to Denial Therapy.

  • @shanemccluney4399
    @shanemccluney4399 3 года назад +130

    Gordon’s ability to identify what a piece of food is, whether it’s been frozen or pounded just by look and taste, will never cease to amaze me.

    • @fieryjalapenos4442
      @fieryjalapenos4442 3 года назад +10

      My friends mom can tell what seasonings and ingredients were used by doing a couple Taste tests. She can tell the difference between whole milk and 2% in a cake and can tell you if eggs were used and how many. I can imagine she’d be even better if she wasn’t a life long pack a day smoker.

    • @adrians3267
      @adrians3267 3 года назад +3

      @@fieryjalapenos4442 that whole milk - 2% milk thing has to be cap. There is no way she can differentiate between what milk you used in a cake, where the butter is the primary source of fat

    • @fieryjalapenos4442
      @fieryjalapenos4442 3 года назад +6

      @@adrians3267 I thought the same thing when she first told me that. Even made a small cake and just threw some random stuff in there just to see how good she really was. She knew there were 3 eggs. She knew I used salted butter. She knew there was some cinnamon in there. Even pointed out the orange zest. Sure anyone of these could have probably been explained away as a good guess but she got everything.

    • @adrians3267
      @adrians3267 3 года назад +1

      @@fieryjalapenos4442 same with the salted butter. There is no way to know if you used salted or unsalted butter when you can add salt independently

    • @richardfallon5507
      @richardfallon5507 3 года назад +3

      for a chef with the sort of training and experience like GR, that is an easy thing to do.

  • @mangothemudkipoverlord7332
    @mangothemudkipoverlord7332 3 года назад +58

    "I don't really think that I'm a hoarder."
    "It's just hard for me to throw things away."
    So you're a hoarder?

  • @hstewar
    @hstewar 3 года назад +694

    What grosses me out the most on Kitchen Nightmares is when Gordon pulls crumbs, hairs and food out of the dining area. YUCK!

    • @dianekiko4504
      @dianekiko4504 3 года назад +4

      And puts it on the table!

    • @lukelayton83
      @lukelayton83 3 года назад +2

      Agree 💯, you expect that shit in Macca's etc not a legit dine in restaurant

    • @PhoenixLibra83
      @PhoenixLibra83 3 года назад +3

      It’s him pulling food out of his mouth for me.

    • @sydneyg3022
      @sydneyg3022 3 года назад +8

      Yes it makes my skin crawl and he’s able to touch all that shit with his bare hands 🤮

    • @lukelayton83
      @lukelayton83 3 года назад

      @grEEnblade I think they should all wear hair nets or shave their heads.

  • @pd9242
    @pd9242 3 года назад +82

    "i dont even have plastic in my kitchen" *flashes to every single thing covered in plastic*

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- 3 года назад +190

    Gordon: Is this a Lobster
    Tommy: Well yes, but actually no

  • @jumboJetPilot
    @jumboJetPilot 3 года назад +43

    “I know my food is good”. Yeah, that’s why you contacted Gordon Ramsay for help…

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 3 года назад +2

      Is good steak suppose to look as sticky as that?

    • @jumboJetPilot
      @jumboJetPilot 3 года назад

      @@NazriB sticky steak just sounds illegal, doesn’t it?!?

  • @Hvperr
    @Hvperr 3 года назад +486

    Gordon: *insert insult on food*
    Owner: "But so many people like it"
    Gordon: *Is there because people don't like it*

    • @saras2883
      @saras2883 3 года назад +22

      It’s hilarious how they’re like so many ppl like it or I love it well guess what YOUR BUSINESS IS FAILING FOR. REASON

    • @JoeMama-pp5ve
      @JoeMama-pp5ve 3 года назад +2

      Huh?

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 2 года назад +1

      And how many of these people ever come back? xD

  • @F10WZ0N3
    @F10WZ0N3 3 года назад +149

    The guy who handles this channel needs a raise because he's doing his job really 👍

  • @generaldorimes2651
    @generaldorimes2651 3 года назад +169

    Audience: Who are you?!
    Kitchen Nightmare's Account Runner: *"I have no idea!"*

  • @GaresMusicOfficial
    @GaresMusicOfficial 3 года назад +37

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away."
    Ah yes, this floor seems to be a floor

    • @MamaToFive1971
      @MamaToFive1971 2 года назад +2

      "I don't think this is a floor...it is just something we stand and walk on..."
      Excuse me...whut now?

  • @MMM-h6q
    @MMM-h6q 3 года назад +164

    "Sam... be respectful." Are you her father? Why treat her like a child just because you're embarrassed of your cooking? This is on you.

  • @naomijenkins9186
    @naomijenkins9186 3 года назад +154

    “I’m not a hoarder, it’s just hard for me to throw things away”- a hoarder

  • @M_WILL_THE_ILL
    @M_WILL_THE_ILL 3 года назад +106

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away"
    *visible confusion*

  • @marceibel1131
    @marceibel1131 2 года назад +19

    "And that's the placenta!!"
    Gordon's way of describing the food is on point..
    That's exactly what it looked like😁😁

  • @kookiekreamie9769
    @kookiekreamie9769 3 года назад +176

    Me: Learning absolutely nothing in school
    Also me: Learning EVERYTHING from Gordon

    • @poopoogamer1232
      @poopoogamer1232 3 года назад +6

      Maybe stop playing roblox and pay attention in class and you will have some luck

    • @youngdaggerdiqz
      @youngdaggerdiqz 3 года назад +6

      @@poopoogamer1232 it's kinda hard to focus in online class u don't need to be so rude

    • @patrickbateman3799
      @patrickbateman3799 3 года назад +5

      kenji honestly like who tf pissed in their cereal this morning-

    • @leobe2104
      @leobe2104 3 года назад

      @@youngdaggerdiqz they were aggressive for no reason, but ppl do conplain too muvh about school teaching them nothing. They'd learn some useful things if they concentrated.

    • @youngdaggerdiqz
      @youngdaggerdiqz 3 года назад

      @@leobe2104 school doesn't really teach us what we need to know nowadays so a lot of kids learn from online🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @kizybur6865
    @kizybur6865 3 года назад +162

    “I don’t think i’m a hoarder, it’s just hard for me to throw things away.”
    *Definition of hoarder: A persistent difficulty discarding or parting with possessions because of a perceived need to save them.*
    LMFAO 💀💀

    • @jonearley6602
      @jonearley6602 2 года назад +4

      I don't think I'm a narcissist, I just love myself and think everyone around me are losers

    • @NineLives99999
      @NineLives99999 2 года назад

      thats what a hoarder is? i thought thats the word they use to call people who buys a lot of unnecessary things

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 2 года назад +1

      I think it's sort of unfortunate. There's definitely a negative stigma against hoarders, which causes people to resist the label and the actual help that comes along with acknowledging your condition.
      My MIL is a hoarder. It's really hard to watch. All we can do at this point is have a standing rule that our children are not allowed in that house. It's going to be a nightmare when one or both of my in-laws pass.

  • @johanna4320
    @johanna4320 3 года назад +140

    Gordon: “a chef’s dream is something simple, classic, and something that’s not served on a trolley”
    Owner: *proudly walks in with his food on a trolley*

    • @gzus1482
      @gzus1482 2 года назад +9

      On a roof tile. 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

    • @June-tb4vi
      @June-tb4vi 2 года назад +5

      He was so happy wasnt he!?!!

  • @01wonderful
    @01wonderful 3 года назад +287

    "This steak is raw...."
    "He said the steak was rare"
    My love, there is a big difference between rare and raw lol

    • @christianresel8051
      @christianresel8051 3 года назад +8

      yea well, good made steaks are RARE. RAW ones are common thou.

    • @KenneyCmusic
      @KenneyCmusic 2 года назад

      Blue rare

    • @vadimnesen8060
      @vadimnesen8060 2 года назад +4

      Rare is the same as raw

    • @Roseshavethorns
      @Roseshavethorns 2 года назад +20

      @@vadimnesen8060 No it isn’t. Rare steaks are edible, raw steaks are not (At least not for humans.)

    • @vadimnesen8060
      @vadimnesen8060 2 года назад +2

      @@Roseshavethorns so whats the difference isnt it raw inside?

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 3 года назад +374

    It's not called Kitchen Nightmares without a ruined steaks

  • @mitchellmontesano8769
    @mitchellmontesano8769 3 года назад +150

    Sad thing is there's millions of restaurants in this country like this one and even worse and you eat at your own risk.

    • @sexhaver6930
      @sexhaver6930 3 года назад +3

      I once saw kitchen workers in this Chinese restaurant in Tucson stirring soup with a screw driver

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 3 года назад

      @Peter Evans haha very true

    • @June-tb4vi
      @June-tb4vi 2 года назад +1

      Lol but a special one??

    • @mitchellmontesano8769
      @mitchellmontesano8769 2 года назад

      @@sexhaver6930 Hahaha! That almost made me spit my drink out

  • @CailinCatastrophe
    @CailinCatastrophe 3 года назад +264

    “Sam... be respectful.”
    She could run that place better than you, my guy.

    • @Jinzo9988
      @Jinzo9988 3 года назад +19

      Oh God, if she only said "respect is earned" in response.

    • @rukidagamer981
      @rukidagamer981 3 года назад +6

      Honestly it seems like she already was running the place ngl

    • @naufal8463
      @naufal8463 3 года назад +3

      You have no idea about the stress those guys were in. It's very easy to just serve and treat customers because she's not the one cooking the whole thing. They do. And just walking through the same kitchen and making jokes about the food is not respectful. Especially when she's getting paid in the same restaurant.

    • @nekouvisnekoma
      @nekouvisnekoma 3 года назад +8

      I Stan Sam😭she's so funny

    • @ghettstuffed2257
      @ghettstuffed2257 3 года назад +6

      @@naufal8463 perhaps... although, I'd like to see those cooks deal with customer service themselves. Customers can burn you out and blacken your sense of humor. Just ask anyone in a service industry. lol

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 2 года назад +99

    I used to think he was overreacting but honestly, with how genuinely awful the food looks, I've changed my mind. Maybe he plays it up a little for the camera but.. seems like a mostly honest reaction.

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 2 года назад +9

      I think it's both. He has a short turnaround to revive the restaurant. Gentle methods don't work in that case.
      That said, I've seen him react nicely to food that I could tell he wasn't thrilled with (in a KN follow up, I forget which one) because they need the plot to end on a positive note...
      He's a chef, but he's also a producer, basically.

  • @Maqya
    @Maqya 3 года назад +143

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder it's just hard for me to throw things away."
    "I don't think I'm a drug addict it's just hard for me to stop taking meth."

  • @sebrr
    @sebrr 3 года назад +76

    "feel like i've just given birth" idk if gordon thinks about half the shit he says lmfao

  • @rishimakhanlal8905
    @rishimakhanlal8905 3 года назад +17

    "I'm not a hoarder. It's just hard for me to throw things away"
    You sir, are a hoarder.

  • @Lukesky2525
    @Lukesky2525 3 года назад +39

    these video titles, give this guy a raise🤣🤣

    • @capnnutty806
      @capnnutty806 3 года назад +3

      yeah honestly

    • @mors2846
      @mors2846 3 года назад

      @hv a gooday Why are these bots under videos of gorden🤣

  • @spamtoast365
    @spamtoast365 3 года назад +28

    I love how he goes into each restaurant with a positive perspective cause you never know what kinda good things may come out of it...but I hate that he gets let down pretty much all the time poor Gordon 😭

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 3 года назад

      Because basically everything is traaaash lol

    • @halinagrey478
      @halinagrey478 3 года назад +3

      Well It would be a very average unsuccessful show if he got served delicious tasty food everytime. Much more interesting when the meals taste and look like pure shit 👌

  • @ashboheme
    @ashboheme 2 года назад +14

    6:03 The sound of the cart as he's walking to Gordon has me dying. Either this is hilarious, or my humor is broken. Most likely option number 2

  • @skizelle
    @skizelle 3 года назад +189

    i wonder how many times Gordon’s gotten food poisoning over this show...

    • @justoldlaundry4515
      @justoldlaundry4515 3 года назад +23

      Man has a iron stomach

    • @ZodokiEsparda
      @ZodokiEsparda 3 года назад +22

      the devil gave him a free deal for the hells kitchen inspiration.

    • @niallgalaxy48
      @niallgalaxy48 3 года назад +21

      I remember on one show he said he'd had stomach ulcers 12 times. I wouldnt be surprised if the food poisoning from this show caused it.

    • @Coananlover
      @Coananlover 3 года назад +14

      @@niallgalaxy48 Lol, stomach ulcers also come from stress, so his anger may have also been a contributing factor.

    • @Seifelma3rifa
      @Seifelma3rifa 3 года назад

      @@Coananlover So you're telling me eating angrily is h e l t h y?

  • @rin_645
    @rin_645 3 года назад +29

    I am slowly starting to believe that the person running this channel is secretly a legend... he or she deserves a raise my man

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 3 года назад +10

      A tip from a stranger you can use the word “they” and it would be grammatically correct

  • @TheOverdrive45
    @TheOverdrive45 3 года назад +35

    I’m not an alcoholic, it’s just hard for me to bear my life being sober

  • @postr7602
    @postr7602 3 года назад +85

    Bless Gordon’s hands. He touches all the disgusting stuff on the show 🤮

  • @mr_bubble_2697
    @mr_bubble_2697 3 года назад +46

    Gordon’s vocab is so sophisticated… there is a new word for every disgusting dish

  • @JuggerGirl001
    @JuggerGirl001 3 года назад +32

    “I mean the things still fucking moving” love that part

  • @girlie_ch33se20
    @girlie_ch33se20 3 года назад +277

    Me: That looks really good
    Gordon: Disgusting
    Me: Disgusting

  • @LastAvailableAlias
    @LastAvailableAlias 3 года назад +30

    Gordon, stop playing with your food!
    I love the random hole in the wall storage technique and the Lemon Pledge nonstick spray.
    I'm always amazed at what Gordon is willing to pick up and stick his fingers into. He'd make a good nurse.

  • @crackheadenergy9207
    @crackheadenergy9207 3 года назад +80

    “Sam...Sam be respectful” UM WHAT SHES TRYING TO SAVE YO ASSES..?!

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 года назад +8

      The man doesn’t have respect for himself or the business so how can he possibly expect anyone else to respect him😂😂😂

    • @crackheadenergy9207
      @crackheadenergy9207 3 года назад

      @@HeyMyLifeIsLibby true😔

    • @ernestogastelum9123
      @ernestogastelum9123 3 года назад

      @@crackheadenergy9207 lol she is not trying to save anything. She just waited for her time to come to start roasting the owners

  • @yasminemobley7858
    @yasminemobley7858 3 года назад +60

    Seeing Gordon eat that first dish made me so uncomfortable. He looked like he was eating an animal's afterbirth.

  • @hodgknob3545
    @hodgknob3545 3 года назад +11

    "I'm really looking forward to a nice, classic piece of meat" - Gordon seconds before regretting that very same statement

  • @DrHardlyKummsz
    @DrHardlyKummsz 2 года назад +13

    “Im not a hoarder, I just have a problem throwing things away”
    Sir that is the very definition of a hoarder lol

  • @hmt4381
    @hmt4381 3 года назад +17

    How would you like your steak sir?
    *M E D İ U M S P R A Y E D* 3:17

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 3 года назад +51

    Andy: “I’m not a hoarder. I just can’t throw things away.”
    Me: “THATS THE DEFINITION OF A HOARDER!”

  • @kuzcospoison8672
    @kuzcospoison8672 3 года назад +33

    i have a feeling Gordon is the one who actually runs the channel and this is just his true form

  • @kierakmusic7193
    @kierakmusic7193 3 года назад +15

    man i cant help but feel empathy for the hoarder guy i am so bad at keeping things in line/recognizing what is important and what is trash, i can't imagine how hard running a restaurant is when u can't organize properly

  • @jeef669
    @jeef669 3 года назад +21

    Chef: I don't even have plastic in my kitchen
    Cameraman: 🧢🧢🧢

  • @phatmartyplays332
    @phatmartyplays332 3 года назад +49

    This channel is nothing but a big meme now

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 3 года назад +1

      That's why we love it

  • @roryslaine7896
    @roryslaine7896 3 года назад +43

    The hoarding owner definitely eats his toenail clippings.

  • @namfam
    @namfam 2 года назад +1

    “I know it’s good, I know it’s good. (Looking less confident) It’s pretty good.” 😂

  • @matthewwren2830
    @matthewwren2830 3 года назад +80

    I used to think it was impossible to make a steak terrible… kitchen nightmares has certainly changed my naïve opinion.

    • @AevenSong
      @AevenSong 3 года назад +8

      Oh boy u don't know how easy it is to f up steaks, every single corner you try to attack it just bounces back

    • @georgerockwell149
      @georgerockwell149 3 года назад +1

      @@AevenSong Huh? What exactly does that mean? Every corner of the steak bounces back?

    • @cessnafun5385
      @cessnafun5385 3 года назад

      @@georgerockwell149 Yeah think of it like each corner is a bouncy ball

    • @AevenSong
      @AevenSong 3 года назад +3

      @@georgerockwell149 what I meant was steaks are hard to get right , no matter which corner (temperature, seasoning, types of cut, etc) you try to tackle it is very hard to get right 🤣🤣🤣 it takes alot of time and experiments to get to cook steak right sorry if its a little confusing

  • @orangepudding3876
    @orangepudding3876 3 года назад +19

    The chefs: He is going to love the food!
    The food: *Still alive and begging for mercy*