For some reason I'm imagining this taking place during some sort of surreal nightmare apocalypse so not only is the listener confused and frightened that a maid suddenly appeared to serve them, it's a _monster_ that's serving them.
I like the kuudere eldritch maid however, I don’t know how to react to my herb/vegetable garden being destroyed and replaced with not practical flowers and other badly fortified plants. Cause now I must refortify those positions with corn squash and beans for the outer defenses and then potatoes behind the wall three sister crops and an assortment of other practical plants behind them for a well fortified garden as well as zinnias to deter pests and attract pollinators. Her: master what are you doing in the garden. Me: I am *fortifying this position*. Her: why. Me: the best offense against pest bugs is a good defense. I used to garden with my grandma when I was younger and I learned a thing or two such as zinnias deterring certain pests So, that is how I know some of this the three sister crop thing I learned from history class.
To clarify on the three sister crop thing it they would be squash, corn, and beans. The Native Americans planted the three crops together in the same spot and they would grow together and use each other to grow better.
I was laughing so hard until you started describing the experience of being lost in the void. Too real, really going the extra mile to research the experience of eldritch entities for this one❤ Kinda joking but I do love it 🔶️ -Diamond Eye
"I want to wear frilly dresses while I do this" had me laughing out loud. I'm so happy the office is mostly empty today. Only a few people will think I'm more of a wierdo than usual
The flat delivery makes me think shes just o_o not blinking. The entire time. Even once. I think that's for the best probably. Chances are the whole of creation gets deleted the second her eyes shut or something.
I paused and jokingly considered that at the 2:00 but where the speaker leaves and comes back with food, that they literally walked out for a very short time and came back with a whole cooked meal, but then the soup part happened, and I was shocked I guessed that.
“Eat your soup before it grows cold.” Takes on a whole new meaning with an eldritch being involved. In before it begins to sprout metaphysical qualities like a fruit bearing tree.
Wait… Did we just recruit Cthulhu?! There’s gotta be a TV Tropes page for this right? Closest I can find are “Almighty Janitor” and “Did we just have tea with Cthulhu” and I feel like those are nowhere near what this is. Anyway, gotta have some non-euclidean tea now I guess.
It’s actually hard to wrap my head around this Because If a being just appears in my house I’d leave And burn the house But then what if the maid just follows So many questions so few answers
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"You're not wearing the clothes I set out for you."
You put them in the wrong dimension.
Don’t you hate it when your favorite shirt is in the 12th dimension
"Her gender is maid"
Frickin got me right at the end 😂
Am I misunderstanding this, or did this eldritch just appear and declare herself his maid without actually being hired?
Most likely.
Such a good maid she handled the hiring process herself
Such seems to be the case.
I dont see the issue mostly cuz i like what little sanity i do have
@@ninetailedninja7115 Bold of you to assume you have any left in her presence.
AMAB (Assigned Maid At Barosphere)
For some reason I'm imagining this taking place during some sort of surreal nightmare apocalypse so not only is the listener confused and frightened that a maid suddenly appeared to serve them, it's a _monster_ that's serving them.
Aa yes, my favourite gender “maid”
An eldritch as a maid is like hiring an automechanic to fill your tank. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
I burst into laughter when you said there gender is maid. Great audio, hope this gets a part 2 of some sorts
Same
Honestly that's a while vibe and I love it for them
I like the kuudere eldritch maid however, I don’t know how to react to my herb/vegetable garden being destroyed and replaced with not practical flowers and other badly fortified plants. Cause now I must refortify those positions with corn squash and beans for the outer defenses and then potatoes behind the wall three sister crops and an assortment of other practical plants behind them for a well fortified garden as well as zinnias to deter pests and attract pollinators.
Her: master what are you doing in the garden.
Me: I am *fortifying this position*.
Her: why.
Me: the best offense against pest bugs is a good defense.
I used to garden with my grandma when I was younger and I learned a thing or two such as zinnias deterring certain pests So, that is how I know some of this the three sister crop thing I learned from history class.
To clarify on the three sister crop thing it they would be squash, corn, and beans. The Native Americans planted the three crops together in the same spot and they would grow together and use each other to grow better.
Ahh a proud son of Dorn I see.
@@Zelinkokitsune Indeed my friend
I was laughing so hard until you started describing the experience of being lost in the void. Too real, really going the extra mile to research the experience of eldritch entities for this one❤
Kinda joking but I do love it 🔶️ -Diamond Eye
Ooo, I really like this one
thank you!
"I want to wear frilly dresses while I do this" had me laughing out loud. I'm so happy the office is mostly empty today. Only a few people will think I'm more of a wierdo than usual
Master of puppets I'm pulling your STRINGSSS
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
@@curtiswidenerBLINDED BY ME YOU CANT SEE A THING!!!
@@curtiswidenerBlinded by me you can't see a thing.
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you SCREEEAAAM!
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
You can be in full control of the household in every way... As long as you wear the cat ears. 🤣
The flat delivery makes me think shes just o_o not blinking. The entire time. Even once.
I think that's for the best probably. Chances are the whole of creation gets deleted the second her eyes shut or something.
Oh there are more than just two eyes. And they're likely blinking in an asynchronous manner
I’m adopted as an eldritch beings cat basically? I’m good with it 😊
"ever hear tell of a shoggoth? 'Hey, d'ye hear me? I tell ye I know what them things be"
MAID GENDER
To be frank, I think I'd rather an immortal satiate their boredom with kind acts than. Well. All number of less pleasant distractions.
Welcome home master! Would you like dinner, a bath, or *unintelligible sounds of madness* ?
Yay the return of the Eldritch Girl :)
Fake could probably do a great Nier roleplay
I paused and jokingly considered that at the 2:00 but where the speaker leaves and comes back with food, that they literally walked out for a very short time and came back with a whole cooked meal, but then the soup part happened, and I was shocked I guessed that.
Series this please! Fake? Series this? Just 2 more videos? Please
I can see this one becoming a real G audio
May we see more of her? Shoggoth maids are my fav monster girl >
“Eat your soup before it grows cold.” Takes on a whole new meaning with an eldritch being involved. In before it begins to sprout metaphysical qualities like a fruit bearing tree.
Would she be able to cook something like lost family recipe by saying something like. “Can you cook Aunt Margoes chicken casserole.”?
I love the Idea this was all because it was bored.. nothing to do.. That looks interesting.
"I am here to be your maid. Do not resist." - Fake probably
Is it going to have part 2?
Loved this audio
Incredible audio as always fake
Script idea: Serial killer (speaker) gets kidnapped by their intended victim who turns out to be thier yandere stalker (listener.)
Ah yes the unrealistic fantasy scenario of home ownership what a dream 😅
This is so nice
Wait… Did we just recruit Cthulhu?! There’s gotta be a TV Tropes page for this right?
Closest I can find are “Almighty Janitor” and “Did we just have tea with Cthulhu” and I feel like those are nowhere near what this is. Anyway, gotta have some non-euclidean tea now I guess.
Best afternotes ever
I kind of want more of this.
Hmm! An eldritch maid to me? How lovely.
ooh love myself a good eldritch girl story
That last bit made me choke slightly 😂
Hey Fake, you ever hear about "Sucker for Love"? I ask because it was an eldritch dating sim, and this is kinda like that.
i agree, it has that vibe
Hope you're having a good day c:
Hello there ☕️
As an eldritch being I see it as a rival that should be destroyed
Void friend? 🔶️
What if I called her “Elizabeth” or “Lizzie”?
It should have been me, not him! 😂
5:26 WHERE!?
new series????????????????
This audio disturbed me... Greatly. Like... This maid is really creepy.
the most cursed gender: Maid
Can you do more videos do you are under blanket
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It’s actually hard to wrap my head around this
Because If a being just appears in my house I’d leave
And burn the house
But then what if the maid just follows
So many questions so few answers