Bad Lads Army: Private Smith & And His Beasting
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- This video is of Private Smith being made to make animal noises by Provost Sergeant Tim Weston. My personal Favorite is the chicken impression!!
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Whoever filed a copyright claim is a fucking retard and needs to see a psychiatrist!
"Don't snort the bloody thing, its not coke." Absolutely brilliant.
I know, i laughed so much i almost shit!!
I love the sarge. He needs to be cloned and applied for widespread attitude adjustment
Do you mean the Sergeant or the wanker?
cojack Up his passarge
Brendan Johnson you human question mark!
Don't ever call a senior NCO a wanker!
Sarnt. There are no sages except for two
Sgt. Weston needs to be Prime Minister!
Farage for PM
Bloom for deputy
Sgt Weston - Batman to Bloom (they're both soldiers)
We could use him in Germany.... that's for real.
Instead of Prime Minister's Questions it would be Prime Minister's Beastings
Send Sergeant Weston over to Brussels to fucking beast them!
I would actually volunteer to get shouted at by Sergeant Weston
Why? Lol!😄 I'd volunteer to buy him a pint, seems like a good mate if he's not beasting you 🙂
@@michaelhealey9538 same 🤣
@@michaelhealey9538 same
It would be a fuckin' honor
Are you sure? And if you are sure, then are you sure you are sure!?
I love how Weston was genuinely impressed that Smith learned his lesson. Credit to Smith for taking it on the chin and making the best of it.
Yo thank you man ! It was hard but had to take it on the chin , especially when the cams were off it got worse but Weston will always be my biggest idol , I learned so much and still to this day forever learning from him
Probably looks at Smith and it reminds Weston a bit of himself
"dont spit at me or corporal dean over there will play with your testicles " - cannot stop laughing !!
Corporal deans like wtf will i. Ha ha
yeah that was wild hahahaha
There'd be a riot for this nowadays
No there would not. Weston actually gives the guy some respect as he did what he was told and did not backchat him like some of the others.
Piss off, prick. Keep that xenophobic opinion to yourself.
@@vexling111 awww touchy boy 😂
@@mattbod blm would rally to support 😂
@@vexling111 you fuckin snowflake
He'd probably make a good soldier, took his beasting with good humour.
@Rob M where was this?
Yes I agree. He took his beasting well & was the wiser for it I am sure of that.
I wonder what Private Smith is doing with himself these days.
You can tell Weston likes this guy he is quite lenient with him.
Tim Weston was the best thing on this show. Absolutely hilarious. And it was a brilliant show.
You mean the best thing since sliced bread.
“Make like a dog!”
“Make like a chicken!”
“Make like a mon... Umm never mind”
Just say it! It's not what is said, it's where it comes from within the individual. If it's racist, shut the f**k up, nobody wants to hear it. But if it's not coming from evil, just f'ing say it! The way you commented appears racist. Is it?
@@terrym5385 unfortunately the extreme left are not interested in the intent of the language used, only the words themselves.
😂😂😂😂
Don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke!
That was pretty racist
@@khayyamahmed856 how so you deluded imbecile?
how is that racist?
4:03
@Bilal Khalid Yeah and so do white people as well, whats your point? It aint just black people doing coke lots of people do it as well. May I also add he didnt even mention the race of the guy in his comment so it was basically an assumption on the guy who thought it was racist.
Sgt Weston needs to negotiate Brexit !
Got that right
michel barnier: "the reason we cant have a free trade agreement is because of Nort..."
Sgt:"shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up"
@@walesftw112😂😂😂😂
Oh bless his arm hurts
no pain no gain bring it back
Awww shucks poor diddums
@Bilal Khalid my thoughts exactly. I bet he used it as an excuse to get out of PT. Except his plan backfired as he ended up in front of the provo
(As a Royal Marine) The, "Shut up" "Shut up" "Shut the fuck up" Made me laugh reminds me of a few guys
"Go for another one, this time don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke" 😂🤣
😂
He really is the best thing since sliced bread. I hope Mr Weston is happy and well loved.
He's past away , don't know when
@@darthsidioustheemperor7976 I can't find any source to say that Tim Weston has passed away. You sure you weren't getting confused with Sgt Rae?
Corporal Dean having a laugh back there, enjoying every moment
Provost is the best. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Love it.
Yll Buzoku this guy was the hardest one, and he still wasn't all that angry.
we need for prisons to be like this and to bring back national service.
ty for putting the vids up.
SERGEANT TIM WESTON IS A LEGEND LOL
“We got there! But because you were a little bit slow, let’s go for another one!” 😂😂😂
"it's aches and pains. it's because you haven't used your muscles. you are using them probably for the first time in your life."
i died laughing right there.
"Stand to attention & shut up!"!
"Look at me in the eye, if you have got the guts then look at me in the eye"!
"Don't answer back to me"! Etc etc!
I was in stitches with laughter as well Stevehwan!
He was right though, someone unfit wouldn't have survived that beasting.
Don’t laugh! It’s not finny
Don’t laugh! It’s not funny!
@@matthewvwukprovo sgt Weston sorted the cunt out....in real life in the army,I'm glad I never had the privilege lol
That sergeant at the end making all wonkey noises in his ear was hilarious, I would of been pissing myself as well 😂
2:04 starts singing Akon, that broke me 😂
Sgt weston is probably one of the nicest Sargent I've seen 😂 good old fashion beasting
And bloody effective
Top bloke, proper provo sgt, saying that each one has the skills.
4:21 - 4:27 Weston's gestures made me laugh my arse off so hard.....
Sargent Weston reminds me of my old school rugby coach, ex army and would push us to do our best.
That's not a beasting. A beasting in the jail in our battalion went on until you cried, and it went on some more. The RP Staff would totally break us down.
Matthew Jones ...so sad. Can i ask you something if you could give me an honest answer i would appreciate it although you got your full name.....From your whole experience in the army....how much of it was shouting and beasting and how much was it useful knowledge that increased your efficiency as a soldier in the battlefield....percentage-wise if you can.
@@dimitriosdesmos4699 I'd say 60% was instructional and 40% was beasting, in training anyway. It was for a purpose though. It put you in your place, it programmed you to do as you're told, when you're told. The sad thing was that the lefty snowflakes got involved and insisted that it was terribly nasty to the poor little babies joining the army. That had a detrimental effect on the people going to battalions.
They did that one time in season 1 with the normal Lads army, when 3 said they had shaved while they didnt, lying to the platoon commander. the beasted them between the section buildings so everyone could see it and only stopped when one of them broke down crying.
@@matthewjones9565 I've been given to understand the beasting and screaming also has to do with mentally preparing people for extreme stress, such as when the enemy is blasting you with high explosives, poison gas, human wave charges, snipers, the kitchen sink, and fuck knows what else.
Idk how long ago but this has changed, 8 years ago beasting is something that would rarely happen to you more than twice, first time was easy 2nd time fucked you up physically for days, because you'd be training but under more physical duress due to the beasting than most of your unit. I think they finally realised if you beast people to breaking point, you get the machine you want serving, but that person is fucked up permenantly.
Man, I don't think Smith realised how reasonable that corporal was being lmao. Lifeline dangling in his face and still argued the toss haha
*sergeant. He is a Provost Sergeant.
See how happy he is behind bars lazing around. All his life will ever be.
and you sir are a fool how about that! dickhead
This is what we need now here in the UK.
Provo Sgt. Weston always comes up with great ideas. Nobody gets away with it.
i once applyed for this but they would not take former soilders.
This is mad! (edit: I take that back)
Bilal Khalid The first season was for volunteers
How Weston keep a straight face during this lol 😂😂😂
This is a joke TV army, for those of us who were regulars we know Smith would have been it tears and pain and would have sorted is act out double quick time.
Goddamn right he would have. I can't speak for the British Army (I'm sure it's very similar to ours, though) but in the US Army, he'd have gotten his ass handed to him.
While the US military did away with corporal punishment (I think in an all volunteer military they shouldn't waste time and effort trying to make every recruit into a soldier; it's easier and better for everyone to just get rid of the ones with the "Conscript Syndrome"). On the other hand, they should be able to use corporal punishment (and whatever else necessary) in programs such as this.
BlueBaron3x7 it's not a joke ya silly basterd ya the reason why he didn't cry is because he doesn't give a shit about the consequences
BlueBaron3x7 and he was in pain
ehhhh we still play plenty of fuck fuck games here in the U.S. Army...@@thatguy22441
I was in the regulars for 17 years, I did time in jail, and I went on to serve on the Regimental Police Staff as a corporal and later as the Provost Sergeant. I don't know anyone, including me, who wasn't broken in jail. This whining little fuck nugget would have been destroyed in the army. If he'd have gobbed off at me like that he'd have had his arse handed to him. I didn't watch much of this programme because it's pathetic. I do remember one episode where one little scumbag had to carry a dustbin round for an hour and the narrator said, "This may seem harsh by todays standards.......". I thought what's fucking harsh about that?
This time don't snort the bloody thing! It's not coke! LMAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Smith legitimately looked like he was having fun doing all that, really
no kidding, goddamn kindergarten. Pathetic.
One of the funniest beasties I've ever seen😂 I'd love to be sergeant Weston haha
Ahh the posh boys at the top, the state school boys at the bottom... and the trickle down effect starts!!!
As it should be
Haha i remember getting sent down to the guardroom for a beasting in basic training and i had to get one of them heavy floor buffers and buff the ceiling and shout "eew aww eew aww i love carrots" hahaha..
Plus stress position with different sized shell casings which you then had to brasso because you got them dirty!
4:53 The sign to the left as he walks in. *State of Alert - BLACK* 😂😂
😂😂😂
@Bilal Khalid how is it racist? Its actually a name.
@Bilal Khalid Aryan is actually a name. There's this wonderful thing called "Google" that you can try using.
@Bilal Khalid Of course I know that, but a word can have different connotations and meanings.
@Bilal Khalid fuckin brain dead
We need more people in this world like Provo Sgt Weston....Love to go for a pint with him..
The country would be in a much better place if we had more Tim Westons about
ahhhhhh poor smith!! feel sorry for the person that has to change his nappy
They need to bring this back
For what purpose? Are you one of those people who think that the army would give these guys "a short sharp shock" or some bullshit theory?
@PrezDaNT the CUNT SL4Y3R 666卐卐 not my fault that I dont want to kiss the queens ass, fine go and agree with joining the army to defend the elite.
The P C brigade won't allow it,shame.
I joined the army in 1993, and if we spoke to our NCOs like that under any circumstances, they'd have taken us out the back and kicked the shit out of us!
My old man joined the RAF in the 60s, and the stories he told me about the beastings he got (he was a bit of a shit), made my time in the army seem almost pleasant!
Sergeant Weston is a great guy.
I’ve never met him but I’d like too(hopefully he’s still around) he’d be awesome to have a chat and a few pints with 😊
@@xVallium917 Me too :)
ahw hes oppressed bless him and sgt weston should of been protecting our war memorials
The Platoon Commander is.... VERY attractive xxxx
He certainly looks like a kick ass kinda guy haha
This provo and the one with the huge moustache are the best
From a Yank-
The Sargent looks like he is trying not to laugh. The British Army knows how to communicate with it's recruits. Well done!
john smith Don't forget this was based on British national service of the 1950s potentially a recruit would possibly have been 'roughed up a little '
I’ll bet Provost Sergeant Weston was a real fucking hard case when he was younger. I wouldn’t mess with him even now!
You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Classic.
We need this national service for all young people to put manners ! respect ! And learn how to be men !
And you’re a non warfaring idiot who takes pride in what your generation did but you bask in its glory even though you did nowt. Be gone with you
I can think of a lot of old people who need it too
@@blissfelix the older they get ...the better they was ..🤔😊👍🏻
@@paulmorgan121 Ahh the golden age, every generation says the same thing . TBH I am old but I think the young have it much harder now. the less likely you are to do National service the more you are going to be in favour. I doubt even 10% people alove today did national service in the UK.
@@blissfelix I wrote this 6 years ago 🤔🤣👍🏻
I can't breathe properly whilst ranting lol
Love the provost lol !!!!!
It's so crazy, it's brilliant
Sgt weston is just so fun with the beastings
If national service was brought back today, there would be country-wide havoc, protests, and possibly riots
I think National Service should be brought back to be honest. Too bad if there are protests & riots, they should be ruthlessly crushed!
There are too many delinquents on our streets these days with absolutely no respect for their elders & betters & think that they do whatever they like & nobody is going to stop them! National Service changed boys to men & it was for the national good as well!
I was waiting for him to say make like a certain animal 😂😂😂
That arch in his back was hurting me
Westons the reason im here. Fucking hilarious. Really fucking hilarious. Ha ha ba ba ba ba ha laughing my ass off.
i love Sgt Weston. But he kinda reminds me of one of the Giants from the BFG... think its bloodbottler.
Hardest arse ever to grace the British military i think....
That Provos is something else entirely. 😂👍
"Dont spit in me face, or Corporal Fucking Dean over there will play with your testicles"!! LOL!!
‘Don’t drown’ 😂
"dont snort the bloody thing its not coke" 😅😅
Nothing like a good beasting by a sergeant
Provost Sergeant Weston is the best fucking instructor known to man
People in jail should be put through this discipline
Gotta laugh at these bad Lads “ahhh my arm is hurting me....”.
And they wonder why people would rather gouge their eyes out than fight for Britain 😂😂😂❤️
4:27 These camera angles throughout the series are underrated
If this was the real army he would get a prison sentence
Good old Smith...well done son!
I could never imagine being in boot camp and talking to the DI's the way some of these boys do.
Are they minors? Is that why they're not getting their heads bounced for directly talking back?
that chicken sound he made sounds like someone is stomping on it
"My health is going down" yeah he plays too many video games.
I'm locked up they won't let me out LOL
0:24 ......"my arm is killing me like fuck!' Hilarious
I remember this one back in 2005
Bloody officers... Like a naughty school boy. Officer was actually trying to help him from getting wrecked.
I've noticed that one of provost staff smiling at Smiths beasting.
Why did we stop National Service? It would really sort the thugs you get on the street these days who think society owes them something. Would love to see them get beastings and for once understand to respect others and follow rules!
Yes, but not this bullshit. Reincorporate the training/punishment from 30 years ago and then you'd get somewhere with these little fuckshits.
That hooray henry young Rupert (british officer) is about as menacing as his cartoon bear namesake: "Stand to attenshun". Sergeant Weston though well would not want to mess with him. Decent NCOs are the ones where the respect and leadership lie.
+mattbod officers don't have to be menacing maybe except those who rose through ranks that's what SNCOS and NCOS are for
mattbod why bark when you have a dog.
mattbod yeah init Portugal is wonderful this time of hour man good to see you my old mucka like in the good old days in school
Sergeant Weston is Class.
Um What’s Um I Didn’t You Say Um Did I Lol :).
Smith is legit
I’m randomly reading these comments after almost 20 yrs lol. I’m literally legit lol by the way this is smith 🤜🏾🤛🏾
@@kaisendalesmith915
Mate is that you? Fair play fella
@@kaisendalesmith915 hope you are doing well mate
@@TheIkaraCult hey man, yes it is me! my actual name is kaisen but the production had written it down wrong and put a T in the data .... the rest is history i guess. its nice to hear from real down to earth people like yourself , i knew after it aired id get some stick ... at the end of the day it is what it is, they prepared me for what might be , they even asked if i wanted this cut and i said hell nah! being on the show changed me fully,i went back to study, i was able to start a business that lead to a few more , it definitely opened doors for opportunities that i would never have had otherwise. but best of all it allowed me to meet the boys who still im very close with (hardman, simon piat, riff hasan,roco) and the top highlight with the most love and respect i have for tim (sgt west) goes through the roof , ill be forever greatful for the time hes invested in me and still does, i can say he aint just my mentor or friend he is my family. and just to clarify , i swear to god they set me up lol my arm was killin bro and they knew i would react but hey i can laugh now plus it made people laugh so its all good .....love to you and your family x
@@welshboxing5864 hey man! im not doing to bad my friend , these days i dont get to do much, but i try do as much as i can in the little time i do get if you catch my drift! my motto from then and still now is never complain, its always colder underwater , i get the privilage to be living on land and theres always someone whos dealing with worse things in this world so how dare i complain! the show made a massive difference for me, it brought me some of my bestest friends who are still today so very close with and best of all it made my everlasting friendship with tim (sgt) whos my now adopted uncle lol, i showed him some of the comment when i saw him last i think feb it was! and we literally laffed our pants off, definitely very grateful to the show and the production and all that were involved becasue if it wasnt for them i wouldnt be where im sat right now here today , then lastly the most respect and love to people like you and the supporters who have helped me build the confidence to believe in myself and we all can do anything if we work for it so respect is my upmost to you and everyone that has. love to you and your family and i hope all is well for you in health ,love and life x
Glad I watched till the end don’t snort it it’s not coke 😂
(I'm locked up)
They won't let me out, no
They won't let me out (I'm locked up)
A damn good NCO, that one. Quick to light a fire under someones ass, or ripping them a new one, but very good at building them back up once they've got their heads out of their asses.
Sgt Weston could sort a lot of undisiplined people out!, top bloke👍👍
if it was the Marines for talking back to the DI he would get smoked till his ass start leaking buttermilk
he would keep pushing until the DI got tired
Like i said, nothing good comes from the Front Leaning Rest Position.
Pirbright barracks 1985 you would get kicked into next week as part of the training....I kept my nose clean for the sake of a real beasting
I have encountered much worse provo staff than him!
Shit u not!
The shut up part its just priceless 🤣
Boarding schools punishments god this brings back good and bad memories at the same time
Don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke! Ha ha ha ha ha
got better motivation than I got