Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Bridge of Death

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

Комментарии • 677

  • @01782644468
    @01782644468 4 года назад +2129

    "Blue" "No, Yelloooooooow" Still gets me every time!

    • @nomassastro1912
      @nomassastro1912 4 года назад +66

      he probably said that because the knight before him said blue and i find it kinda amusing

    • @X1Alpha2
      @X1Alpha2 4 года назад +105

      In the german dub he screams "but im colorblind" while falling down the bridge.

    • @01782644468
      @01782644468 4 года назад +11

      @@X1Alpha2 Hey, wow, it's amazing how such little details get changed during the dubbing. I'm aware of "Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus", how was that received? Was the "Funniest Joke in the World" sketch ever dubbed into German? Especially as it didn't contain any "real" German speech anyway....!

    • @NuttyMongrel
      @NuttyMongrel 4 года назад +18

      I never noticed that he was saying yellow lol

    • @virginiaconnor8350
      @virginiaconnor8350 4 года назад +9

      R.I.P., Terry.

  • @freydawg56
    @freydawg56 6 лет назад +3632

    This is probably the best setup joke of all time, contained in a single movie.

    • @douggriggs1499
      @douggriggs1499 6 лет назад +226

      YES!! When I first saw the movie, and was having trouble simply understanding what the hell was being said, I could not figure out why they were yakking ad nauseum about swallows. Then it all came together at Bridge of Death scene.

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 5 лет назад +35

      such an awsome Movie, and ofc awsome scene

    • @lesterconnor3575
      @lesterconnor3575 5 лет назад +1

      Eastenders

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 5 лет назад +14

      The game is brutally equal to the rules :D

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 4 года назад +87

      it's even funnier how Arthur remembered that there's a difference between african and european swallow through the entire movie but still can't count to 3 properly despite being corrected about that all the time.

  • @spencerreed2464
    @spencerreed2464 4 года назад +898

    I love that the swallow joke from the very begining of the movie comes back at the very end. Has to be the longest build up to a punchline in film history

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 4 года назад +79

      don't forget it was a double build-up
      since they talk about swallows carrying coconuts, and the first time you see sir Bedivere he's attaching a coconut to a bird

    • @Naegimaggu
      @Naegimaggu 4 года назад +20

      I don't think it really qualifies as a build up. The earlier jokes had their own comical effect already and work independently, it's more like revisiting which is something stand up comedians do all the time. Also, all inside humour is also based on the concept.
      On a seperate note I hate this overuse of the "build up to a punchline" idea of looking at comedy, sure it works when looking at some simple jokes, but not all comedy is based on building up to a punchline. If you've watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or any Monty Python for that matter) you should've noticed that very few of the bits are based on punchlines.

    • @craigmartinj
      @craigmartinj 4 года назад +4

      flawless victory on this one!

    • @syahrulfauzi6344
      @syahrulfauzi6344 4 года назад

      but it was a coconut

    • @queentroller2865
      @queentroller2865 3 года назад +1

      I think the better term would be a call back.

  • @FerretJohn
    @FerretJohn 14 лет назад +1027

    You have to know these things when you're a king.

  • @TheGreatGig73
    @TheGreatGig73 4 года назад +93

    I laughed my ass off when this movie came out, now 45 years later I still haven't found my ass.

  • @GarrisonGoldberg
    @GarrisonGoldberg 8 месяцев назад +5

    He really DID ask five questions.
    1. What is your name?
    2. What is your quest?
    3. What is your favorite color?
    4. What is the capital of Assyria?
    5. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  • @scl1332
    @scl1332 4 года назад +50

    The end where the bridge keeper gets tossed into the gorge gets me every time. Because you never think he’s on the menu so to speak

  • @fredferd965
    @fredferd965 5 лет назад +347

    What is your name?
    Sir Robin of Camelot.
    What is your Quest?
    To Seek the Holy Grail
    Who is the father of your Children?
    Why, I am, Of Course WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @hazkandi388
      @hazkandi388 4 года назад +1

      Masemeno Nasaku clever girl

    • @karishmachanglani7020
      @karishmachanglani7020 4 года назад +7

      "who is the father of your wife's children" would be a better question.

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 4 года назад +1

      @@karishmachanglani7020 or who is the father of the children you bare

  • @Nickallsopp92
    @Nickallsopp92 5 лет назад +604

    *king Arthur* What do you mean? African or European swallow?
    *Bridge keeper* Uh, I don't know that!
    *bridge* you're fired!

    • @omaramer3084
      @omaramer3084 5 лет назад +15

      Underrated joke

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 5 лет назад +10

      A classic joke XD

    • @Bostonterrierslol
      @Bostonterrierslol 4 года назад +16

      So apparently you have to outsmart the bridge keeper by making him say he doesn’t know something

  • @Eonflare55
    @Eonflare55 6 лет назад +2888

    'What is your name?'
    'Sir Robin of Camelot.'
    'What is your quest?'
    'To seek the Holy Grail.'
    'What is the capital of of Assyria?'
    'Which one? There have been four of them over time.'
    'Oh, I don't know that.'
    Alternate take.

    • @ryanzimmerman1594
      @ryanzimmerman1594 6 лет назад +146

      Eonflare55 I don't know that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @derekmok
      @derekmok 6 лет назад +104

      Sir Robin was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, his eyes gouged out, his elbows broken, his kneecaps split, and his penis.

    • @Ojoe2010
      @Ojoe2010 6 лет назад +42

      @@derekmok Alright; yes, that's quite enough.

    • @lucinae8512
      @lucinae8512 6 лет назад +80

      ‘What is the capital of England?’
      ‘Do you mean before or after the Norman Conquest?’
      ‘I don’t know that’.
      *Dead*

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 5 лет назад +6

      at the time "not when it was filmed" of this story not sure any1 would know all of the four names of the capital of assyria

  • @ivantheterrible2594
    @ivantheterrible2594 6 лет назад +1384

    Bridge-keeper: What is your name?
    Lancelot: Sir Lancelot of Camelot
    Bridge-keeper: What is your quest?
    Lancelot: I seek the Holy Grail
    Bridge-keeper: What is your favourite colour?
    Lancelot: Blue
    Bridge-keeper: Right, off you go
    Lancelot: Oh thank you.
    Too bad Lancelot was arrested when he reached the other side.

    • @mr_king_n_watch1659
      @mr_king_n_watch1659 5 лет назад +47

      Ed Regis that was not what I expected for the first time I have seen xD.

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 4 года назад +25

      Arrested, yes. He'll face more than three questions for sure.

    • @StormZephyr
      @StormZephyr 4 года назад +19

      He deserved it, that mass-murdering scumbag!

    • @mifigor1935
      @mifigor1935 4 года назад

      Aszur according to Google

    • @AB-ez4rm
      @AB-ez4rm 4 года назад +3

      @@StormZephyr But we're suppose to stop arguing over who killed who!

  • @dwnk4691
    @dwnk4691 4 года назад +114

    “There’s the man from scene 24” - epic line.

  • @chainsnz8164
    @chainsnz8164 8 лет назад +503

    I love the intermission joke

    • @Da_Wurm
      @Da_Wurm 5 лет назад +43

      with only like 10 minutes left for the whole film lol

    • @davidmontgomery8938
      @davidmontgomery8938 4 года назад +5

      and the tune - totally sticks in my head

    • @ElfHostage
      @ElfHostage 2 года назад

      I daydream about being able to watch this movie with someone who hasn’t seen it and telling them “ there’s about to be an intermission so you can go to the bathroom if you need to.”

  • @papitofuentes6244
    @papitofuentes6244 8 лет назад +1698

    "Theres the old man from scene 24" Anyone have any tape? Cause I think the 4th wall just broke.

    • @phillipm.3778
      @phillipm.3778 6 лет назад +256

      oh don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows this movie forgot to install the fourth wall in the first place. You can't break something that's still sitting in the prop shed with the coconuts

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 6 лет назад +32

      Havig seen sll of Flying Circus, I can safely say that there was no fourth wall on that show. See: “But it’s my only line!” for reference.

    • @michaelquinn8584
      @michaelquinn8584 5 лет назад +49

      Those responsible for breaking the fourth wall have been sacked.

    • @Elchupanibres
      @Elchupanibres 5 лет назад +2

      ofc they have by decades :)

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 лет назад

      I have cardboard and a stick of that glue with the lamb on the front

  • @seirramoon388
    @seirramoon388 6 лет назад +669

    the airspeed of a unladen migratory swallow? 24 miles an hour.
    the capitol of assyria: the four capitals of Assyria were Ashur (or Qalat Sherqat), Calah (or Nimrud), the short-lived Dur Sharrukin (or Khorsabad), and Nineveh.
    thank you internet XD

    • @cmolodiets
      @cmolodiets 6 лет назад +38

      and your favorite color is?

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 6 лет назад +2

      SovierProject Nah, Assyria. It's a real place. Kinda Biblical.

    • @demacry
      @demacry 6 лет назад +16

      The question was a trick/incomplete question. He asked for the velocity of an unladen swallow at air speed, however we were never told the distance traveled so we could never provide the velocity.

    • @thattonnatoguywithafez8246
      @thattonnatoguywithafez8246 6 лет назад +4

      old man from scene 24... are those 2 connected?

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 6 лет назад +3

      Wait, an unladen swallow is only 24 miles an hour fast? How the fuck can Kojiro Sasaki not slash one of those fuckers? A typical iaijutsu slash is about 90 mph fast. And given his skill.......

  • @mr.foxtrot1381
    @mr.foxtrot1381 8 лет назад +903

    How many times did Arthur say five instead of three in this scene? One... Two.... Five! No, Three!

    • @douggriggs1499
      @douggriggs1499 6 лет назад +8

      BIG LOL

    • @rexkraft_
      @rexkraft_ 5 лет назад +8

      AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 5 лет назад +10

      Good thing the bridgekeeper didn't ask him how many fingers he was holding up

    • @tonysirius3215
      @tonysirius3215 4 года назад +5

      The holy hand grenade of Antioch he does the same

    • @magnusdiridian
      @magnusdiridian 4 года назад

      there are...FOUR QUESTIONS!!

  • @michaelsetiawan2746
    @michaelsetiawan2746 6 лет назад +194

    It's a sketch of it's own. Classic.

  • @craigmartinj
    @craigmartinj 4 года назад +14

    Absolutely priceless. This is the best line in the funniest movie to ever be made. Sir Bedivere... Rest in Peace sir.

  • @DubstepInFeCtIoN494
    @DubstepInFeCtIoN494 4 года назад +115

    Haha when he got killed for not knowing his favorite color.

  • @SgtPeppr
    @SgtPeppr 4 года назад +11

    R.I.P Terry Jones, he will truly be missed. But the old saying, a legend never dies

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 5 лет назад +26

    "how do you know so much about swallows?"
    "well you've got to know these things when you're king, you know"

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 4 года назад +8

    Terry and Graham are once again walking on the otherside together. RIP. Thankfully we still have John, Eric, Michael and other Terry with us.

  • @v-town1980
    @v-town1980 5 лет назад +18

    I love at the very begging when one says " there it is; the Bridge of Death." And Eric says "Oh great."

  • @boydovens4180
    @boydovens4180 13 дней назад +1

    They were so far ahead in comedy in their day , Thanks guys .

  • @DLSacks
    @DLSacks 4 года назад +3

    My father's friend actually saw this in theaters. He said people started getting up and leaving their seats when "Intermission" came on the screen.

  • @lynktalz
    @lynktalz 5 лет назад +33

    well, you have to know these things when you're king, you know

    • @red.aries1444
      @red.aries1444 5 лет назад

      You don't need much real knowledge, but as a politician you learn very fast that it can save your life to reply with a counter question, if you don't know the right answer in an interview. :-)

    • @lynktalz
      @lynktalz 5 лет назад

      @@red.aries1444 If I were a politician, I think I'd have a good chance of saving my life if I responded with the question, "Would you excuse me for a moment?", and then make a hasty departure.

  • @zzygyy
    @zzygyy 4 года назад +13

    I remember incorporating this in a dungeons and dragons adventure. Good stuff

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 4 года назад +32

    Gates of Paradise
    WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
    "Terry Jones"
    WHAT WAS YOUR QUEST?
    "To make people laugh"
    WHAT...IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
    "Blue! ...no! Yel-
    *sent back to Earth*
    Unless he was actually a blue fan all along, of course

  • @truthsmiles
    @truthsmiles 4 года назад +21

    “There it is! The bridge of death!”
    “Oh, great.”

  • @duxofsand8728
    @duxofsand8728 6 лет назад +144

    oooOOoooOoOOODYUUU Nooo000OOO suuuuu mooch bout swallluuuuuuuus

  • @maxschmidt3292
    @maxschmidt3292 4 года назад +119

    In the german translation the guy who didnt know the colour says "But I am colourblind!" while falling donw

    • @ΕίμιστιόλτσΑριστιράςτσΠρουόδκι
      @ΕίμιστιόλτσΑριστιράςτσΠρουόδκι 4 года назад +9

      Are there alive Germans still around after the translation of Monty Python’s “The Funniest Jock in the World”?!?!? (check it out!)

    • @grindsmore
      @grindsmore 4 года назад +3

      Try translating the funniest joke in the world with Google and you'll get a fatal error.

    • @maxschmidt3292
      @maxschmidt3292 4 года назад +2

      @@grindsmore ok.....? I shall be warned...

    • @grindsmore
      @grindsmore 4 года назад +2

      It's one of the best Easter eggs I've seen in Google.

    • @LevEakins1
      @LevEakins1 4 года назад +1

      @@grindsmore Aha! I just entered "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" into Google translate and yes! Nice Easter egg. :)

  • @kataitris4812
    @kataitris4812 8 лет назад +362

    What..... is your favorite color

  • @codswallop321
    @codswallop321 5 лет назад +21

    "There it is! The Bridge of Death!"
    "Oh, great."

  • @nicholasemjohnson47
    @nicholasemjohnson47 6 лет назад +208

    What is the Capital of South Africa?
    What do you mean? The Executive Capital, the Legislative Capital or the Judicial Capital?
    I-I don't know that, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Packerfan130
      @Packerfan130 5 лет назад +13

      Bridge keeper: "What is the Capital of South Africa?"
      Nicholas Johnson: "What do you mean? The Executive Capital, the Legislative Capital or the Judical Capital?"
      Bridge keeper: "The Legislative Capital"
      Nicholas Johnson: "Oh fuck. That backfired!"

    • @quarryspanish
      @quarryspanish 4 года назад

      Well, Johannesburg because its the economic hub of the whole country...so.

  • @charliestein9350
    @charliestein9350 4 года назад +13

    I love how they act like schoolchildren during an exam..
    THAT'S EASY!!

  • @chrsmcfrln
    @chrsmcfrln 5 лет назад +11

    My late uncle’s favourite line..”You gotta know these things when you’re King..”

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 6 лет назад +29

    Congratulations, you played yourself.

  • @ewanmontgomery8652
    @ewanmontgomery8652 6 лет назад +50

    Classic comedy, always makes me laugh

  • @MrTrees
    @MrTrees 5 лет назад +47

    Bridgekeeper: “What... is the velocity of a unladen migratory swallow?”
    King Arthur: I’M ABOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER

  • @Snagglefratz
    @Snagglefratz 5 лет назад +6

    One of the best movies ever made. Genius!

  • @arronbeeman5691
    @arronbeeman5691 4 года назад +3

    Watching this at the drive in when it was released. The crowd didn't like the ending, lots of booing, honking, and beer bottles thrown at the screen. I loved every second of the movie personally.

  • @n3rdopolis
    @n3rdopolis 4 года назад +3

    Bridge Keeper: _What is your name?_ King Arthur: _It is Arthur, King of the Britons!_
    Bridge Keeper: _What is your quest?_ King Arthur: _To seek the Holy Grail!_
    Bridge Keeper: _What number comes after two?_ King Arthur: _FIVE! ...No Threeeeeeeeeee_ !

  • @darkhierophant4914
    @darkhierophant4914 4 года назад +5

    4th wall shattered. :"There's the old man from scene 24..."
    Love.

  • @0megaFan
    @0megaFan 4 года назад +1

    I've seen this clip so many times and I am just now realizing Gallahad screamed "yellow" while falling

  • @Xman0220
    @Xman0220 4 года назад +8

    0:30
    "What if you get a question wrong..?"
    "Then you will be CAST into the GORGE of ETERNAL PERILLLL."
    "oh wanker.."

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 4 года назад +14

    So ironic that Graham and Terry crosses the Bridge of Death together first.

    • @TheCbrown146
      @TheCbrown146 4 года назад +2

      To add to this, they are the only two who don't really answer all five questions. As a result, are the first to die out of all the Pythons in real life.

    • @EternalHappElements
      @EternalHappElements 4 года назад +5

      @@TheCbrown146 three questions

    • @TheCbrown146
      @TheCbrown146 4 года назад +4

      @@EternalHappElements Yes, three questions.

  • @christopherdickson8307
    @christopherdickson8307 Год назад +1

    I don't care how many times I watch this scene. It still makes me laugh hysterically to this day.

  • @VictoriousCatholic
    @VictoriousCatholic 4 года назад +20

    RIP Terry Jones.

  • @Jrako47
    @Jrako47 12 лет назад +27

    have to know these tings when you're a king

    • @maasro
      @maasro 6 лет назад +6

      He sure brags a lot for someone who can't count to five.

    • @douggriggs1499
      @douggriggs1499 6 лет назад

      @@maasro: LOL But after all, the Lady of the Lake, clad in shimmering samite ... ad nauseum .... LOL

  • @stevencoffman34
    @stevencoffman34 5 лет назад +15

    What a great movie I've never laughed so much

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa 4 года назад +3

    my favorite bit about the three questions is the king never getting annoyed by the guy correcting him

  • @adamgreen1323
    @adamgreen1323 5 лет назад +14

    What is your name?
    What is your quest?
    What will the weather be like tomorrow if you subtract 11 lemons from the base attractiveness of a shed?

    • @darktiozao
      @darktiozao 4 года назад +1

      What do you mean? Yellow lemons or green lemons?

    • @0hpstudios363
      @0hpstudios363 4 года назад +1

      What do you mean, you mean a shed with windows or without windows?

    • @patrickbrady5291
      @patrickbrady5291 4 года назад

      Purple, because cows.

  • @corylee9531
    @corylee9531 4 года назад

    Man...the sound quality is just like Excalibur. Love both these movies.

  • @gokaury
    @gokaury 4 года назад +5

    RIP Terry Jones 1942-2020

  • @robertdubs9466
    @robertdubs9466 2 года назад

    When I was a kid, we used to play "Bridgekeeper" but we added one extra line in when someone got the third question wrong. "I'm sorry. You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!"

  • @pugtie4695
    @pugtie4695 4 года назад +1

    What is your name?
    My name is Desmond of America?
    What is your quest?
    To get a dr.pepper from across that bridge. What is your quest?
    I-I don't know that! WOOOOOO!
    ( *LAVA DEATH*)

  • @meisterlymanu5214
    @meisterlymanu5214 5 лет назад +8

    Your name? Bilu. Your favourite colour? Blue What did the wolf do to the pigs houses? Blew. Go on through..

  • @haneulnara9960
    @haneulnara9960 5 лет назад +83

    "WHAT is the like buttons colour?"
    "Uh... blue."
    "Right, Off you go."
    "Why thank you. Thank you very much."

  • @annierogers8855
    @annierogers8855 2 года назад +1

    like how he keeps on saying 5 instead of 3. as a reference to the holy grenade scene, where he also says 5 instead of 3

    • @GarrisonGoldberg
      @GarrisonGoldberg Год назад

      He really DID ask five questions.
      1. What is your name?
      2. What is your quest?
      3. What is your favorite color?
      4. What is the capital of Assyria?
      5. What is the airspeed velocity of unladen swallow?
      The joke was the first two questions are the same, but he chooses one of three questions for the third question.

  • @Rubyofthedead
    @Rubyofthedead 4 года назад +4

    The capital of Assyria is a trick question. Technically, the empire didn't have a single capital, but its two largest cities were Aššur and Nineveh.

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 4 года назад +1

    "Well you have to know these things when you're king you know."

  • @WillScarlet16
    @WillScarlet16 6 лет назад +47

    (Sir Galahad and Sir Robin wake up at the bottom of the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
    Robin: What kind of peril do you think there is down here?
    Galahad: I don't know...
    (Zoot and the Castle Anthrax girls appear)
    Girls: HELLO!
    Robin: We must get out of here - you're in grave peril!
    (Galahad punches his lights out)
    Galahad: Right! Now, where were we?

    • @douggriggs1499
      @douggriggs1499 6 лет назад +6

      and the horny gals are all begging: "Spank me!!" "NO, ... ME!!" "NO, SPANK ME!!"

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 5 лет назад

      I don't know what you're smoking, but could you tell me where to get some?

    • @foogoose1439
      @foogoose1439 5 лет назад

      @@douggriggs1499 The Horny Garls

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 5 лет назад

      _"I bet you're GAY!"_
      _"No I'm not...."_

    • @tamhaswoods9056
      @tamhaswoods9056 4 года назад

      Inspired :D

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 4 года назад +4

    I lose it everytime Gallahad forgets what his favorite color is. xD

  • @rustyshackelford3590
    @rustyshackelford3590 4 года назад +2

    Who knew being a king meant having extensive knowledge of swallows.

  • @nicomeier8098
    @nicomeier8098 4 года назад +4

    "There's the bridge"
    "There's the man from scene 24".
    LMAO

  • @elwoodblues9613
    @elwoodblues9613 7 лет назад +264

    How do you know if a man is an engineer? Ask him what his favourite colour is. If he answers "Blue. No, red -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGHH!", then he is an engineer.

    • @serasna
      @serasna 7 лет назад +12

      That is terribly unfair on scientists and mathematicians.

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 7 лет назад +30

      Ah yes, engineer memes. I sure love living in 2009

    • @serasna
      @serasna 7 лет назад +6

      It appears that Engineers have red-yellow colour blindness. ;)

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy 7 лет назад +6

      No it isn't. Engineers are far more useful than the typical scientists and mathematicians.

    • @serasna
      @serasna 7 лет назад +9

      Was no engineer without mathematics or science of any kind, ever.

  • @riffmaster56
    @riffmaster56 5 лет назад +3

    "there's the old man from Scent 24" Classic. Funny. Hilarious.

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 5 лет назад +10

    When I watched this with my dad I laughed so hard!

  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 6 лет назад +6

    This never gets old

  • @TriforceGuyHere
    @TriforceGuyHere 5 лет назад

    i need to watch this whole movie again... this movie can't possibly have got too old...

  • @germantru3f4n
    @germantru3f4n 4 года назад +17

    Who here knows the Fallout 2 random-encounter reffering to this scene? :D

    • @mustardon4518
      @mustardon4518 4 года назад +1

      And in Fallout 2 we can kill bridgekeeper, like in movie

    • @myfellowsonicfans7131
      @myfellowsonicfans7131 4 года назад

      Yep, not old enough to have had the pleasure of watching these films growing up.

  • @TyroClint
    @TyroClint 4 года назад +3

    I lost it when he got his favourite colour wrong 😂

  • @norbertop.niebres6320
    @norbertop.niebres6320 4 года назад +1

    Intermission. Great place to have it.

  • @ahdkaw
    @ahdkaw 4 года назад +1

    "Look, there's the old man from scene 24."

  • @ADAMSIXTIES
    @ADAMSIXTIES 6 лет назад +39

    What is your name? I don't know that!

  • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
    @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 5 лет назад +8

    *_"The people who sacked the people who were sacked, have been sacked."_*
    😝😝😝😝😝😝

  • @astreanightfang2622
    @astreanightfang2622 5 лет назад +1

    okay i think what actually happened here is this old man figured out people were launched into the gorge of eternal peril whenever they failed to answer a question right, and just kinda set up shop, for who knows what reason, he could have even built the bridge.

  • @kappakappa1307
    @kappakappa1307 5 лет назад +6

    Ask Siri *“what is the inflight speed velocity of an unladen swallow”*

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 6 лет назад +33

    Bridgekeeper:
    *"What is your name?"*
    Alex.
    *"What is your quest?"*
    To seek the knowledge about past.
    *What is..... capital of Roman Empire?"*
    What do you mean?
    The residences of Tetrachy emperors or the capitals of Western part and Eastern part of Empire/Byzantine Empire?"
    Bridgekeeper: *........Huh, i don't KNOW that!*
    **[AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!]**

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 4 года назад +3

    Years later I still don't get the Intermission joke but I'm laughing anyway.

    • @jjwkk2183
      @jjwkk2183 2 года назад +3

      A little late to answer but it was to punk the audience, making them get up and head to the exit thinking it really was an intermission only to abruptly start up again, making them rush back to their seat 😂

    • @JV-km9xk
      @JV-km9xk 2 года назад

      @@jjwkk2183 did the 70s normally have intermissions on movies and tvs?

  • @ivyradcliffe6559
    @ivyradcliffe6559 Год назад +1

    That's the old man from scene 24!

  • @dakotaotero4245
    @dakotaotero4245 4 года назад

    "How do you know so much about swallows?
    "Well you have to know these things when your a king you know?"

  • @mariobenedicto3582
    @mariobenedicto3582 4 года назад

    Man... I just remembered... quite some time ago I was playing good, old Fallout 2... Imagine my surprise when I came upon a bridge of death!

  • @michaelbutler7076
    @michaelbutler7076 4 года назад

    The way Eric Idle says "I don't know that" is a very theatrical way as opposed to the way other characters would say it in a more meaningful way in any other movie.

  • @ianking8574
    @ianking8574 6 лет назад +6

    Blessed are the Monty Pythons, for theirs is the kingdom of wholly satire.

  • @biggestnoob4704
    @biggestnoob4704 6 лет назад +3

    Bridge Keeper: What is your name?
    What! Is your quest?
    What! . . .
    Is heavier; a kilogram of feathers, or a kilogram of steel.

    • @Justinny
      @Justinny 6 лет назад

      a kilogram of steel

    • @inkigaming4279
      @inkigaming4279 6 лет назад

      Justinny wrong

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 6 лет назад

      Both have equal weight

    • @douggriggs1499
      @douggriggs1499 6 лет назад

      @@aleksandarvil5718: unless between the time the question was asked with the two things present, some feathers blew away, or got wet .... LOL

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 5 лет назад

      What... weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 4 года назад +1

    RIP Terry Jones in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty.

  • @cainster
    @cainster 4 года назад +1

    At 2:44 I wish that, when he answered "It is Arthur, King of the Britons!" that the old man would have responded with "Oh, shit." . Could've gone several ways with that one.

  • @DrTucker
    @DrTucker 6 лет назад +2

    I LoLd so hard the first time I saw this. A true classic!

  • @IJNavyAkagi
    @IJNavyAkagi 6 лет назад +31

    What is the... Capital of Holy Roman Empire?! Name them ALL!

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 6 лет назад +5

      IJNavyAkagi I-I don’t know that Ahhhhhhhhhahhhh!!!!!!! (Dies)

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 6 лет назад +14

      Aachen, Munich, Regensburg *Nuremberg, Frankfurt am Main, Prague, Wetzlar, Vienna* were most important Imperial seats of Emperor, other important towns were Bologne, Constanz, Cologne, Rhens, Augsburg, Ravenna, Rome, Worms, Trier, Esslingen, Speyer.
      Practically, Holy Roman Empire NEVER had capital city.

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 6 лет назад

      @@aleksandarvil5718 we know, it is in the US right?

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 6 лет назад +2

      +lindomar 20
      Holy Roman Empire was composed of: *Germany, Benelux states, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, Czech, most of Slovenia, northern Italy, central Italy, and Sardinia, parts of France (Lorraine, Flanders, Provence, Alsace, Franche-Comte, Burgundy, Corsica); western part of Poland (Pomerania, Silesia).*
      HRE was demo version of European Union.

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 6 лет назад +1

      @@aleksandarvil5718 demo version, lol
      btw, didn't their empire had portions of africa as well?

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 6 лет назад +11

    What is your name?
    What is your quest?
    Why do you seek the Holy Grail?

    • @dar-nakkallig
      @dar-nakkallig 5 лет назад +2

      Trump
      Not to find the holy grail
      I don’t
      *passes*

  • @creedknight1173
    @creedknight1173 4 года назад +2

    2:58 lol 😂

  • @Ih8kone
    @Ih8kone 4 года назад +1

    R.I.P Terry Jones.

  • @arcticmeme1396
    @arcticmeme1396 5 лет назад +1

    Oh brave sir robin... Bravely ran away...

  • @KingFrozenGhost
    @KingFrozenGhost 5 лет назад

    I was brought here from an article I was reading on Medium...I'm not disappointed.

  • @CaJoel
    @CaJoel 4 года назад +1

    This made me laugh out loud when I was alone when I first saw this

  • @jpdel31
    @jpdel31 5 лет назад +1

    "That's EASY!", said Sir Hobin. But he didn't know the capital of Assyria. When I saw this scene when I was 8, I made poop in my pants.

    • @TMthe33rd
      @TMthe33rd 5 лет назад

      Wtf did i just read?

  • @col4574
    @col4574 4 года назад +1

    It was the African swallow.Hahaha.

  • @Cyber_Kriss
    @Cyber_Kriss 4 года назад

    Geniuses... Why can't we make movies like that anymore ?

  • @hayden-tz6gd
    @hayden-tz6gd 5 лет назад +3

    I play the intermission/ending song to annoy my family. We all watched the move and thought it was funny at first. Now I’m the only one laughing.
    Ok, I’m not that much of an asshole! They actually do think it’s funny.