The Apocalypse CHALLENGE!! John vs. Evan vs. James
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- The shifting balance of power worldwide has ushered in a worldwide Apocalypse. Watch John, Evan and James use $40 and 15 minutes to shop for their lives in a Walmart Supercenter store. Who will survive and win the challenge? Hint: It is NOT Evan. He was predictably terrible at this.
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"Calling it commandeering doesn't make it not carjacking." That was gold.
We called it "tactical acquisition" or to "tactcally acquire" something when I was in the Army.
Resource acquisition
Yeah, long as they don't try it on the wrong guy.. there's always someone badder arse out there..
@@BabyCharlotteschannel Then John fucking Lovell? Not many lol. Don’t think he’ll have that problem.
🤣
A prepper show on WPSN would be an excellent addition.
Yes
Actually, that is an awesome idea!
YES! Do this, please.
I would totally watch that!
Yes
I have to admit, the production value is off the charts. I feel like I'm watching something that could be on The Discovery Channel.
I was thinking TLC lol
And you think thats a good thing?
Yes they need there own cable network!!!
RED cameras do the trick every time.
@@snipecox2153 Do you have a subscription to their streaming service WPSN? Really good stuff.
James don’t drink...he is nourished by the tears of his enemies.
Doesn’t drink
John: We aren’t shooting guns tonight? Okay, I’ll drink.
James: First, I don’t drink. Second, it’s always possible someone will need to be shot.
Ok, this is 🔥 🤣
Trump humpers need guns to fight a tyrannical govt that wants to give them healthcare.
@@greenmindzane6148 WTF are you even doing here? "Give" implies free, which it isn't. The tax hike for shit healthcare would be ridiculous. That's also just a ridiculously ignorant statement.
Hilarious--especially when James Yeager has the moral high ground of not stealing anything
In John's defense, he genuinely thought the store allowed customers to take extra bags. Most people actually do, even store employees! It's because your brain subconsciously assumes they're free because they're not being displayed on a shelf with the rest of the products in the store. John fell victim to human psychology. He wouldn't intentionally shoplift.
when the menacing looking guy in the group is actually the most lawful
Trump humpers need guns to fight a tyrannical govt that wants to give them healthcare.
@@greenmindzane6148 Government never gave anybody anything, besides a hard time. Read a history book.
@@fruitfarmfords8243 he’s to stupid all that weed rotted his mind that’s all he thinks about
@@greenmindzane6148 Just how much of my healthcare are you prepared to pay for, Sparky?
@@greenmindzane6148 Only libtards subscribe to channels for the sole purpose of hating in the comments.
I don’t even know why I watch this on YT anymore. WPSN is where it is at! Join!!!
James is looking at John and Evan like "I'm not mad just dissapointed" the whole time. lol
Hahha yeah.
TBH, he's had lot's of opportunities to practice that look.
Whoever edits these and puts it all together is awesome
2:14 is criminally underrated humor
Also whoever filmed the intro
No, your awesome 😘
Trump humpers need guns to fight a tyrannical govt that wants to give them healthcare.
@@greenmindzane6148 gr8 b8 m8
"Remember, your responsibility to be ready for the fight, never ends." - James Yeager (RIP)
John: "That's my whole budget!"
Me: laughs in college student
😂😂
"most Walmarts are set up the same way"
My local Walmart: You don't know how wrong you are.
I was thinking this too
Yeah, so we rearranged the store 5 minutes before you got here. Good luck, again.
Im in college. 1 of the walmarts in my college towns is set up just like my hometown... the other entirely different and messes me up every time
Sheesh, think Walmart layouts change? Try Meijer stores.
For the most part they have two different basic formats. One just being a mirrored layout to the other.
"Scenario 12b" got me.
When John runs fast it's kind of like the liquid Terminator gait.
For the next challenge, you should all have to actually get home (or a designated point) with only what you purchased.
Power Tripping Walmart Manager - "ArE yOu ReCoRdInG iN mY sToRe?!?!?!?!?!"
John - No.
lol
What a weird human
Probably put a plastic badge on from a toy police kit and wrote “manager” on it
LOL John breaking out that Tom Cruise run at the beginning
A buddy and I have been saying that the 💩 is coming and our other buddies thought we were overreacting. Now we just chuckle about it and the others don't think we are crazy anymore.
It may happen or it may not just best to have the readies.
That Bible thumper line made me make a noise I’ve never made before. Brilliant
Lol
The last couple episodes have been pure bliss.
These guys, some of the cleanest wholesome fun on RUclips. My family loves John Evan James good people
Best episode ever was the woman who got all her "preps" delivered at night so the neighbors wouldn't know.....As she showed it on national TV......
Did you see the one where the guy shot his own hand 😂
@@TheUglyAmerican007 I saw one where they damaged their partners hearing by shooting from the inside of a shack they were sitting in. I don't think they wore ear pro either
"you're not video taping in my store are you" 🤦🗑️🗑️🗑️
LOL! This was good!! LOL!
Love your channel brother. Hit me up if you have any Use of Force related topics to cover. We have similar backgrounds.
I feel weird geeking out that I saw your comment while watching my TOP favorite instructional channel! But I fricken love your channel and what you do man! Thank you for your service in every aspect it is applied.
@@ericmolitor4445 I love when I see the Pro-guntubers comment in each others videos. It feels like its more of a community.
No mask, no surrender. Semper Fidelis Republica.
Evan’s frickin awesome. He’s the best. 😆
The more I see Yeager, the more I feel an apocalypse is coming.
Heed his wisdom.
He's the apocalypse ground hog.
He'd just hide in a ditch again if the apocalypse ever happened
@@dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694 “he shouldve died for israel” Heh...no.
@@redrider7730 His "service" was jumping into a ditch to hide while his buddies got shot. Theres even footage you can find online of the incident. Don't fall for his marketing hype, he's a phony through and through. I have more respect for my local garbage man, because at least he isn't pretending to be something he's not.
“Y’all are videotaping in my store are you?”........”nope” lol
I mean, technically they're using digital, so its not a lie😂
Nice loophole
lord, not even most japanese businesses care if you film in their shops, a severely densely populated island. civilian paranoia is just unrivalled.
Yeah I about wet myself at the simple, “Nope.” Lmao!
I dont blame stores for being scared of people recording considering how many terrible people there are out there doing stuff like licking ice cream, jumping into item racks, tossing milk, and other ass hat-ery to make liked high viewed vids.
James is hilarious, like the "straight" guy of a comedy act.
The Walmart bugout challenges are always so serious, I'm just happy to see it done in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
WPS in the house. Safest Walmart in a 500-mile radius.
Tonight on Top Caliber: John runs like a girl, James states the obvious, and Evan chokes on marshmallows.
Solid reference!
13:42- Waterboarding with Marshmallows.. Genius.
This was great!!!!!!!! Glad you guys had fun, it was fun to watch!!!!!!
"Scenario 12b" will be my new band name
Great fun video. The look on James face while y’all drinking beer was priceless.
I'm surprised James didn't already have all that stuff on his person, haha. They start the challenge and he just starts pulling out gear from his jacket. Great video.
I'm more than certain he does in his truck. He's referenced much of what he carries.
@@toddheimann8020 I'm aware. Was just a joke.
That was fantastic! I can't imagine how epic the episode of Doomsday Preppers at the Yeager house would've been. Very entertaining. Yay for that.
The look on Johns face when he realized that he actually paid for everything. Priceless.
Everything except for Evans hat!🤪
@@damgar9090 True, So true, but I bet that John paid for the hat also, it was all done on the company's time after all.
James saying “time was never going to be my issue” at 6:42 in the context that he did was chilling. Rest in peace my man!
"You're not video taping in my store are you?"
communists: OUR store!
Right? What a douche!
I just can't help myself laughing so hard when Evan starts the steak knife commercial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude! You're nuts! Bad thing is...I want to hang with you! 🤣🤣 Cigar and whiskey....and just chat.
I am from Wal-Mart loss prevention and I’m gonna need to have a conversation with Evan and John please.
I knew James was gonna win. I'd love to see his episode of Dooms Day Preppers.
The scariest looking guy ends up being the one with the most integrity in this challenge 😂
hilarious, you guys are truly AWESOME !LOVE YA !! God bless 👍😊👍😊
I love John and James together this is fantastic
As a Christian, John, James makes a good point about your car jacking...
Its not car jacking if he pays them! Jesus did it too! Read the Bible! 🤣
The Lord has need of it. Haha
Lol
@@SemperFi_EDC_Guy Yeah when Jesus jacked a donkey around this time of year
@@jontee3437 no no. Verse 19 chapter 22...when he "borrowed" someone's dinosaur to show The Tiger King he was the only true king with long hair on this planet!!! If you Google "The Bible 2: Hail to the King of Jews, Baby!"...you'll see what I mean!
John had bags to carry things/ use to tie stuff/use for fire starting/use for gathering & holding water/ use for heat/ use for filling with dirt to make some shelter(bags are very useful for a variety of things), more water bottles, similar food stuff, 550 cord, a blanket, and fire starting stuff. James' only legs up were bug repellent and a head lamp(although I'm sure they all have handheld and weapon lights). I feel like John got the most useful stuff.
“We classify this as a ‘waste of your time’” got a chuckle out of that. You guys play off each other well. Keep up the good work. Community👍
There was some actual teaching in this comedy, and I loved every moment of it. I am so not surprised that James had a list before even being told of the challenge.
Thanks for the very entertaining episode, and I look forward to seeing the lost Doomsday Prepper episode with James Yeager where he schools them all.
I wanna copy of that list to compare to mine,see if I missed anything.
Mr. Lovell - You sir are a match made in heaven for James! You are able to deflect his personality and actually interact with him and make it enjoyable! I follow both of your channels and like James probably more than most but he definitely does happily try and trigger people lol. I love that you don't show visually that he is getting to you. When he does the awkward stuff like not doing the cheers you brush it off and enjoy the moment either way. Such a great characteristic trait! Hope you are this guy in real life! Not that I'll ever meet you but the world needs the dangerous, humorous tactician you are!
I LOVE HOW THE PRODUCTION GUY CALLED OUT EVAN ON STEALING THE HATTT😂😂😂😂😂 straight up; “youdidnt payfor that”
Walmart has more facial recognition cameras than vegas!
@@clarkgriswold4096 Only worth a damn if they're looking for you though. Also, generally if it's less than $25 you're just gonna get a smack on the hand and an escort out the door. They lose $3,000,000,000 annually.
@@somethingsomethingusername802 3 Billion? Doubt it.
@@michaelkeller2481 There's over ~4,743 Walmart Locations in the US. Each store on average loses *at least* $600,000 of Goods per year. The Locations in more crime ridden areas lose over $1,000,000/year. Do the math.
All of this is publicly available information, easily accessible by the very device you're using to type a comment. $3,000,000,000 sounds like a lot, but it's barely 1% of their Annual Revenue.
@@michaelkeller2481 For further context, let's examine that $600,000/year figure.
$600,000/year ÷ 365 days = $1,643 and some change stolen per Day. Sound like a lot? Well, let's assume an average Location serves a population of ~200,000 (most cater to far larger populations). It would take less than 1% of that Population stealing under $2 each/per day to reach that figure in one year. I can guarantee there's more thieves than just 2000 people in that City, and they're stealing a lot more than $2 worth of merchandise (even $2 is high, it's more like $1.21).
I have much respect for this man; not only for his tactical genius and his ability to connect with people, but if you’ve ever seen video of he and Mrs. Lovell interacting, and the way they look at each other, it’s genuinely inspirational. The fact that he’s a colossal dork is just bonus points!
Now I wanna see that Doomsday Preppers episode. I've been to Tactical Response. It's pretty obvious James is prepared.
I hope he actually has a second location. Everyone that has ever taken a class or lives in the area is going to go there.
every time james is on your channel i love it! also the production value is amazing!
The Quest Cookies and cream is definitely the way to go. Great item to finish an MRE.
Funny! I loved how James was like yea I have a list for this!
This was great, but now I really want to see how everyone fares overnight with what they bought/had on them.
Evan would be crying like a little school girl (no offense to the school girls out there)
Waste of my time?! This was the best thing I’ve watched in days LOL. Greetings from some ‘Stan somewhere
If y’all liked this then you should go watch Shawn Ryan’s version of this. He did this about a year ago with Mike Glover and it was pretty good. He’s also done with with some of his patrons earlier this year.
That was a good video, much more serious, but Evan is hilarious, and predictable.
Still hits the fundamentals. Food water shelter and fire.... all with a hilarious dialog
Not a waste of a time! These videos are priceless!!!!! LoveEmmmm!! Thanks for the great laughter to my evening
James has fallen in with some sketchy individuals
Surprised Evan didn’t ask to speak to the manager and explain that there was an apocalypse and he needed more marshmallows
Lol, definitely diggin the “Evan prep”
John forgot James doesn't drink hahaha, God bless you all, thanks for the great video
When we saw James was involved, we knew who the eventual winner would be.
When there's so many crazy serious things happening in the world, I needed these smiles tonight. Not a waste of time at all.
Great video😂 & even more so, Thank you for not wearing masks 👍🏼
More fun videos like this please.
I love how James has a get home shopping list 😂
Doesn't everyone? 😉
@@Preparedglueguy1 I do now lol I was down there today
Guys... What a HOOT! Great way to start my day... Thanks!
So that's why all the wheels wobble on the carts at walmart! You three!
😆
*Warrior Poet Society* Bravo well done, thanks fellas for taking the time to bring us along. God Bless.
Gotta give it to WPS for having an educational video but also laughing my ass off 😂
John, thank you for all of your great videos and a big congratulations on reaching 1M subscribers - now on to 10M.
"you actually paid for this beer" awesome!
LMAO @ 18:00 James cracking up about the fact Jon paid for the beer and marshmallows!
Good show as always.
I think I’d rather bug out with Evan. John and James would take all the fun out of it.
3:18 alright, I’m officially calling James Tactical Grandpa from here on out.
When James passed over the pack of lighters at the register for another candy bar, I died a little on the inside.
Didn't realize John was a criminal. The other guy i kinda figured.
You guys are splitting my side.!! Great video. Thanks fellas! 👍🏻
Now I reaaaally wanna see James’ doomsday preppers episode... come on WPSN
While I am sure he would share his wisdom I highly DOUBT he would share the details of his actual preps.
@@jimh472 I mean he did film the show...
Indeed John. Community is important. So i propose there needs to be a warrior poet apocalypse jersey so we can easily identify who's on our team.
The steak knife commercial. Nice.
Agreed. However, the red is LACKING! The steak was cooked to the temp of oh, wait. What are you doing?
Celebrate your opposing digit! Knock the horns off and wave it over the grill!
The hilarity never ceases!! LOL!! So many great one-liners :D
Been on a James Yeager binge. Gone way too noon..
Keep these videos with James coming please!
Someone’s been watching Shawn Ryan’s Vigilance Elite lmao
I have a sneaking suspicion John is Shawns next guest.
@@MrDocseidel7 thats a good call!!
Total ripoff
@@hitman_s1 what is? The video?
@@MrDocseidel7 Yes
Thank you for the laughs. I really enjoyed this.
Glad you enjoyed it!
I love that James doesn’t drink and his attitude towards it is awesome.
Gotta make sure you truly trust those in your security circle. People who are confident and won't panic and/or turn on you when things get extremely ugly.
RIP James. It's been such a joy to rewatch all these old memories, as the algorithm feeds an endless supply of the last 10 years of great memories.
Monster Rehab, another thing I owe to James. He got me hooked on those, lol.
A WASTE?? That was not a waste but in fact one of the most entertaining videos to date 😎😎😎.
Well done; now I’d love to see you guys do what Wvan suggested and take that stuff for 24 hours to hike home! It’d be epic!
Lmfao Yeager don’t drink! Can’t barter with him.
None of those ppl in Walmart know they are in the presence of a legend and hero like urself John. Much respect.
Where did they find the budget Chris Pratt?
He wishes
Good stuff gents. Don’t think I’ve ever seen James laugh that hard in all the years I’ve been a fan. Hopefully see you in Bastrop sir..
Evan-
"If you get too bored, youre going to give up". 😄
This was good. If I was already home I'd be fine. But away from home, your ideas are excellent. Thanks!
Why does James talk like my friend the day after he got his tongue pierced when we were 16? lol
Nice to see everyone having fun 😀 and still making a point