Impeachment Managers Make Powerful Case Against Trump to Open Trial: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at former President Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial, where House impeachment managers laid out powerful evidence of his guilt while most Republican senators had no interest in holding him accountable.
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Remember 45 is the same person who said, "I can go out and kill someone in Time Square and get away with it." So here we are!
WORD!
It could just be me, but I've noticed some commenters using the phrase "so here we are" since the iconic Randy Rainbow served up his delicious parody "Sedition!" based on the famous theme from "Fiddler on the Roof". Love it.
and we all know the 44 people who enable him to get away with it
While the unwashed chitfuque mob rallied around Kathy Griffin to behead Trump
Actually he said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters.
He was impeached WHILE in office, for something he did WHILE in office.
The statement that you typed is logical to you and I and most of the people that watched the video but to Republicans, it didn't land. To them it was just crickets chirping.
@@coreystewart8322 They're the same people that believe Donnies bullshit, so there's no suprise there.
@@coreystewart8322 doubt that all republicans are trumpians. but the bigger issue is that there only 2 parties which forces you to pick a side.
Wait he was impeached? Then why did he serve the rest of his term, why was he up for re election.
Being impeached means you can't run for re election and if impeached on a serious charge related to treason you can not finish your term.
As noted in history of the last impeachment, the president finished his term as the charge was not of a serious treasonable offense.
What they are doing now is attempting to prevent him from running for office again and unless the confirmation on such a conviction is agreed upon it is likely we will see him in 2024.
So while the statement is partially correct, it falls extremely flat on context related to such a subject matter and sparks very hyperbolic language by those who "know" what happened and creates rumors which are generally of a distasteful nature for constructive dialogue.
But considering most Americans think with their emotions rather than actual facts, prove able evidence and sound logic. Constructive dialogue is hard to find in honest nature.
@@mouse2542 If GOP Senators are not Trumpubelikkkans, NOW is the time to stand up and Say so!
“The smaller the story Fox News is focusing on, the larger the story is that they’re ignoring.” Perfect.
Just like when a new war broke out in the South-Caucasus with thousands of deaths and CNN reported on the fly on Mike Pence's head.
There may be a bit of projection there. I seem to remember news outlets like CNN and MSNBC completely ignoring Trump brokering a peace treaty between Israel and several Arab nations.
@@mahande88 He didn't.
@@mondoshredder5783 - John Podesta advised the president that tan suits are a smart choice for hiding drips of walnut sauce.
@@mondoshredder5783 - It's been said those baby burgers were bland without condiments.
“Pez dispenser” Thanks, Seth. Now my phone is covered in coffee spit.
The issue of the constitutionality of impeaching a President after they are out of office is irrelevant. Trump was still President at the time of his impeachment.
There's nothing in the Constitution that requires the trial to occur while in office. Impeachment has multiple purposes, they hoped none would be needed but Trump met every purpose and new ones
@@KNR90 i dunno angry rick moranis made an angry rant, granted he cited nothing but he is angry rick moranis so we should trust him.
that doesn't make it irrelevant. The point they are making is that impeachment is usually meant as an effort to remove a President in a following vote. Otherwise it is meant to let someone know he/she should watch his steps very carefully. They've argued he was basically above the law during his Presidency. This is a continuation and the constitution does offer some wiggling room, sadly... After a Presidency, impeachment serves no true goal. They may want to bar him from the Presidency, but that's another constitutional swamp in which you'll need a big fat majority - and that has been the problem for a while now. Technically, impeachment means: The process of charging a public official, such as the U.S. president or a federal judge, with a crime or misconduct, which results in a trial by the senate to determine whether the official should be removed from office. So legally, meh...
It is also a sign to the public and themselves that they do not really want to pursue this effort. Like McConnel going along with the impeachment - i.e. allowing it is a signal that this was a step too far. No matter what's in the constitution, their frustrated base must remain somewhat pleased. You've seen what happened to Pence... So they won't take a hard stance, safe for a few exceptions.
@@corbeau-_- It is irrelevant though.. You completely missed the point they made. Just because Trump is no longer president, he was when articles were voted on. So the process can go on. It's also not just to remove them. It exposes them to felony consequences should the Senate find them guilty, and also allows them to be barred for life from holding any public office. That's not a constitutional swamp. Constitutionally its relatively simple. It's only a swamp because of the corruption Trump encouraged
@@IXSICNESS Completely irrelevant
People who have abetted a defendant on trial, should not be on the jury. MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN (MASA).
Nice One.
Ummm......... you probably don't want a bunch of white people wearing hats that say 'MASA' on them...
@@asatowne5234 right.
@@asatowne5234 LOL
Like Seth said "it's like having The Minions be the jury for the trial for Gru".
"fine purveyors of pretzel logic" *chef's kiss
So glad Seth included the Jamie Raskin clip. As American role models go, there is just no better individual than Jamie Raskin. Brilliant, honorable man.
I agree. He is amazing and he has gone through so much (personally) recently and has kept doing a good job. And he is a constitutional lawyer.
As a Norwegian citizen I must say that these last few years, American politics has been waaaay more interesting than any show on Netflix, Hbo etc. So many plot twists and turns. So glad I was not born in the US. No disrespect.
Agree completely from Australia
Glad you’re enjoying it but it’s scary AF being in the middle of it.
Likewise from Australia
@@domdouse3575 agree totally from us
Can u guys invade us and rid us of republicans and install democracy?
The hot coffee thing was a legitimate lawsuit. The coffee was hot enough (180-190 F) to cause third degree burns and the plaintiff initially just wanted her medical bills covered.
Considering she was an elderly woman and the skin on her thighs and genitals MELTED from third degree burns....
That was unfortunate and I'm glad the lady won her damage suit. But still, who puts coffee between their legs?
@@nickpaine Lots of people driving.
@@nickpaine babe clearly she spilled it. No one chooses to give themselves third degree minge burns - well maybe some people would, but that’s properly niche
@@plaidpanda I thought that's what cup holders are for?
"Don Jr. eats Eric".
Funny, perverse and macabre. On so many levels.
11:34 Seth who won the Super Bowl was Giselo 😂😂 (here in Brazil he is known only as Giselo - Gisele's husband)
As a Georgian myself, he should be locked up for what he did in Georgia
As John Oliver once said, the first impeachment was " Stupid Watergate". The second, with the GOP's complacency is "Stupid House of Cards".
LOL I read that in John Oliver's voice - "Shtewpid Woatahgate" 😂
Funny enough, that wasn't his first impeachment. That was the Russia investigation. His impeachment was a different effort.
"Its called the transition, not the purge" HAHHAHA So accurate it hurts!
I was momentarily worried that this wasn't going to be funny anymore. I was wrong, and I am glad.
As long as the president has executive powers, he is liable for the consequences of his decisions, acts and instructions
Too bad no one is holding him accountable for his war crimes and emoluments clause violations.
Anyway, I'll take what I can get I guess...
He never actually instructed anyone to go to the Capitol. He was repeating a plan that he understood to be true. Also he told people to assemble peacefully. By definition, riots or insurrections are not peaceful. Therefore he did not incite anything at all.
@@TCt83067695 yes. Accountability to oneself and ones society is the underpinning of our contemporary society.
@@mahande88 that brings the question: how much is a leader responsible for the actions of his followers? We all know the joke: what you heard is not what what was said....
@@mahande88 What part of Fight is peaceful? He said Fight on numerous occasions in the speech, but only said "peacefully" once. Also, you can't wind people up for months and then when then go crazy say it's not my fault when when they did what you have been intimating. For months he repeatedly urged his supporters to STOP the transition of power and the only way his supporters could have done that was to stop the events on 6th January from taking place, which is what they tried to do. His supporters did exactly what he asked them to do and the fact that he did nothing to stop the insurrection, and instead told the insurrectionists that he loved them, says all you need to know.
So their defense is that if a doctor was being sued for malpractice and they quit before the trial, that means they should stop the malpractice suit after all they are no longer practicing.. they are out of office now... correct... great now we know the intelligence of anyone who is using this type of defense.
And by the same logic that if you embezzle all of the money from your employer, you can quit and no longer be charged as you no longer work for the company so, well, hey, it's ok that your a thief
replace "intelligence" with "desperation".
@@philm4337 so agreed, and pretty much he did do that as well...
Intelligence? Really? To start with, wouldn't you expect someone who swears an oath to defend the U.S. Constitution to at the very least know what it says; even if he/ she (sadly) doesn't know what it means?
"You have four years to come up with a new way to terrify the people of Florida" - the US electoral system summed up in a single sentence.
I laughed when Laura’s crazy ass said “exploit our resources.”
"Only US companies get to plunder and exploit our resources!!!"
@@Aeroldoth3 get to go other places to exploit their resources. Our resources have long since been exploited.
@@kavflyladyvillery858
"We must wage war on durkadurkastan to um... protect all those people living near those oil wells!!!"
Quick cultural heads up from Australia: "Doof" is pronounced to rhyme with "woof" - a "doof" is another term for a big dance gathering/rave. It's an onomatopoeic word, alluding to the percussive thumping of dance music. :)
Gee, over here it's just short for 'doofus'.
good to know, thk u!
Leslie lives up to his week name.
Bonus points for using "onomatopoeic" in a sentence. A+.
Sweet!
Why would the GOP help now? They helped enabled the insurrection attempt at every opportunity they had.
Because if they let Trump walk this time, Biden could theoretically tell Capitol police to take the day off in January, allowing any joe schmoe to go in and massacre congress and it would be legal (for Biden.) I want to say the Republicans know they're between a rock and a hard place, but they're either too stupid to realize they're about to open the door for a vindictive president to purge congress on the reg or they think themselves untouchable despite having been meters away from an angry mob out for blood and likely too stupid to even know which party any given politician belongs to just a few weeks ago.
A this point, the republicans are just bad faith actors, period. Wherever they hold an office, they need to be removed ASAP. It's a cult, not a party.
They know their day is coming. They are set on acquitting him because if they convict him, knowing that they were enablers in the insurrection, they would be saying that they are also guilty. If they acquit him, they’ll be able to say “ if he didn’t do anything wrong, how could we do anything wrong?”
Yep you'd think they'd be more vocal about it. I sensed ZERO urgency. And I find that curious.
I'm interested in knowing what Trump said that ACTUALLY lead to any of the chaos that happened at the capital? Or is it enough to just say he did something so egregious enough times to then make it a reality? Rub two brain cells together and listen to the speech he gave unedited. If you start to think for yourself and actually look at what happened without the liberal filter you might come to the truth. Just saying, be more than a parrot.
If Trump goes ahead and makes his own party, then the GOP is truly screwed. The majority of their voters are full in on the cult of Trump and would quickly drop the GOP and join Trump's party. If that happens, the only ways for the GOP to remain in power are to either defect to Trump's new party or convict him here and bar him from holding office. Part of the political calculus could also be for the GOP to vote against removal, then hope the various lawsuits land Trump in jail and unable to run for office. That way they continue sucking up to his cult members and let the state courts do the work they are too afraid to perform.
"The facts don't matter when your mind is already made up to acquit." - Every Republican senator in this trial
What were Nancy Pelosi, and the entire Democrat's hiding, that, they-swiftly stopped/concluded the hearing, their hiding something? Was it the Democrats that preplanned the attack to blame it on Trump, they knowing of the rally planned for that day? They knew Trump lawyers would have asked Nance Pelosi why she denied the request for the National Guard.
The house managers doctored evidence....cheaters!!!
I’m still convinced if it was a secret vote, the result at this impeachment would be very different.
"It's called the transition, not the purge." YES.
I actually wrote this down as I was watching (I journal my thoughts a lot to help deal with anxiety. As a kid, my therapist recommended here and 14 years I'm still doing it). With the argument republicans are using, if you wanna kill someone, you can get away with it by running for any office and when you're leaving, you can kill someone without charge.
I dont understand how current republicans can live with themselves. I mean I used to be leaning more right than left. But now their platform is just baseless conspiracy theories and weird mantras that proclaim something like: "THE LEFT IS OUT TO KILL US THE LEFT IS OUT TO KILL US THE LEFT IS OUT TO KILL US"
@@MrYTPnetwork It's even weird that you guys call the democrats "the left". In Europe we would never call the banks "the left".
The fact that it has to be explained that it is not a purge. Just shows how that movies like the purge influence dum dums. We gotta learn to keep this stuff in mind when making new things. Actively being conscious of what we can do with the things we make will help humans move forward. All of us.
@@kudanavadmont1242 Or just reduce the amount of dum dums.
Some say education might help, but
I'd suggest a purge... ;-)
@@TremereTT Yeah... Mass reprogramming or removal of individuals that threaten your ideals is the same dum dum thing... Get off your high horse and actually create a solution instead of just defaulting to killing of either peoples minds or their entire being.
How very dehumanizing of you.
Didn’t Rudy’s comment also qualify as inciting a riot? “I think we should have trial by combat!”
Yes and he is going to be sued but so far no arrest for his crime. He wasn’t the president though so it’s different. Btw when Graham keeps saying that Congress didn’t have witnesses it’s because they are the investigative side of impeachment and it’s not a court room the way they talk about it. Impeachment is political but has teeth in its decisions just like in court.
@Mike Tufaro yeah Mike why would anybody Trust on no neck bald denture wearing three times a forged failed presidential candidate as his lawyer it seems loser steaks with loser
That was just the most cringey "WTF" moment like theres not even any context to potentially "take that out of" ....it was a stand alone sentence that he shouted. Sry I still can't get over it ha its like he was worried that he was losing the crowd or somethin and went full blown medieval era drunk man. Ps. Where Rudy at now? Pompeo?? I'm curious about all these WH level MAGA officials that have just slinked away silently
GOT reference? Not defending Rudy but that's the first thing that came to mind.
His defence lawyers will argue that it was a slip of the tongue. He clearly meant to say trial by wombat. As the late, great Sean Connery once said. 'He pulls a gerbil, you pull a wombat'.
Mr. Rogen said it PERFECT - enough said! - ty Seth Meyers, for at least trying to explain things the way IT IS!
Next time I get a DUI I'll argue "I'm not in the car now, am I?"
This is my favorite segment of all the late night talk shows!
Me too 😁
Mine too! 😁
me three...
Same here! Seth is funny 😁 but he has incredible writers! I adore them all!
Same
So, mental note: if you happen to reveal that you have left-of-center politics, anything you say and do will be regarded by Fox as being said or done in your capacity as a liberal 🙄
It's so sloppy!
lol yeah cause everyone's in cahoots and live their lives to push a political agenda
Actually. It’s anything that reveals that you are left of extreme right politics. It’s amazing how many independents have been accused of being a far left extremist in the last four years because they didn’t agree with all the trump politics.
GOP defense: "My client is accused of murdering 17 people when he was 30 years old. As he is now 32, the charges no longer have merit."
Essentially.
...also : "Doof" noun Australia, slang A type of music with pronounced bass typically associated with the modified car scene.
("doof" is onomatopeia for the sound of the sub- inside the vehicle)
So, there's that..
"Your honor, he embezzled 4.7M from the company while he was there. He quit the next day, so the company has no right to go after him. Companies can't go after private citizens."
Seth, WOW! Just.. WOW! You and your staff keep nailing this day after day and I can't believe the pace you're writing at. Your work (all of your work; meaning all of you and not just Seth) is gold press latinum! There's a light at the end of this tunnel. Bravo and stay safe!
Lindsay graham: the jury has found the defendant not guilty
Judge: we haven’t even started...
Don’t you mean not guilty?
Sorry Donnie, this is one court you can't settle out of.
Well he was found not guilty BEFORE the last impeachment trial got started, so fair is fair.
@@richardvinsen2385 fixed it, thanks
@@MasterCedar nope, he was impeached. Senate chose to not proceed with evidence/trial, cause they were repugnant shills.
Impeachment still happened.
Does Laura Ingram just announce before every episode that she is about to be really racist and say really racist things for the whole episode. Just so everyone can get prepared for all the racism.
Just seeing her people should prepare for racism.
She's giving her audience what they want. It's an ugly world.
I assumed the warning was when she opened her mouth.
No, here audience comes there for the racism. It is like re-charging their batteries once a day.
@@misterdeeds5241 Exactly........why else
Actually, having Seth Rogen send me a “you’re stupid” tweet is on my bucket list.
If a president can't be impeached because he left office, isn't like a guy who robbed his boss and then quit the job can't go to jail because It's not an enployee anymore?
no because you are not typically elected to your job with term limits.
@@aaronruhl7724 so if I was elected, I could kill fellow workers and quit... Nothing could be adressed to me because I wasn't already in the office...
Tics are more disgusted of Ted Cruz than the opposite. As they should.
Ticks usually aren't interested in invertebrates
Fun fact: Texas is littered with billboards demanding cruz's resignation.
@Gravestone999 That's what my Texas-dwelling friends report. I sure hope it is.
Just before I moved out of my last apartment I invited my friends over to completely vandalize the place. Now the landlord is suing me for damages even though by the court date I am no longer living there? How outrageous!
Wow! That’s so unfair! If I were you I’d counter sue for emotional damage. It sounds like you went through a lot!! 😁
@@dukeofthedance8062 I agree. It's pop5678eye's responsibility.
Pop5678eye, you have to take responsibility for your actions. You invited them to damage the property. If you didn't notify then, they wouldn't know your address and when to gather. They are your friends.. so the clues lead to you.
Your analogy applies to Trump.
Trump said "fight like hell". You said to damage the place.. see the resemblance.
@@berriwine - Trump said a lot more than that, and for months.
“You sound like a desert warlord from the Mad Max cinematic universe.“ Now that you mention it, there _is_ a resemblance…
I loved the Jumanji like description of calendar parking. LOL
OMG, the line where you said " George Washington didn't grab his ax and go start chopping down cherry trees in his last week of office shouting " IT'S CHERRY PIE, BITCHES!!! *THAWAK") I havent laughed so hard in weeks. I live alone so laughter is a treat! This alone subscribed me...yeas I have been stalking your site for a while.
I live alone as well, and 100% appreciate the need for those blissful moments of laughter 🤗
Joe, ladybugs, I’m sensing a real connection between you two. You both live alone, you like to laugh. Take the leap.
Hahaha I hope everyone is staying safe and living well ✌🏼
@@fatswaller6681 this is the best comment ever!!
I mean, I know that McDonald's hot coffee is a meme or whatever, but that woman was sitting in a parked car and received 3rd degree burns all over her groin area. She had to have multiple reconstructive surgeries and McDonald's made a marketing campaign to mock her so viciously, no one would sue them for that again.
It was an open and shut case. McD's own testimony convicted them. Basically, they admitted to serving drive thru coffee at a hotter temperature than over the counter
It always makes me sad when people make that joke, that poor woman didn’t do anything wrong to be mocked so viciously.
Clear, concise, and to the point. Thank you. Shared.
"I know I'm starting to sound like an African grey parrot who was left alone with a collection of Morrissey records" I'm dying laughing...
Here’s an interesting fact: ‘Doof’ is an Australian slang word for a dance party or festival with electronic music. He’s called the Doof warrior because he rides on top of the Doof wagon, which is a giant truck with a sound system used in a similar way to a war drum.
And that is probably why they named him that
@@GreenDragon11 I believe you are correct
"Fine purveyors of pretzel logic." Someone put that in a T-Shirt. 😆
Steely Dan has entered the chat 😆
@@cirrusfive 1 of the best bands & still is! It’s hard to believe that there aren’t any bands anymore. Can you imagine how droll things would have been had we not had many good ones during the 20’s all the way to the 90’s? From every genre of music it would have left a HUGE whole. Hence why there has been a huge hole since the late 90’s. I mean we’ve had a few (when I say we I mean the US & the UK) and there was One Direction but it sucks that there just aren’t that many or none at all!
@@cirrusfive I immediately thought of that album when he said that!
Washington : "It's pie time bitches!" How do I get that on a T-shirt?
Seth says “I’m not a lawyer”.... but his wife is!!
I especially love the argument that President Biden should be more concerned about the things that Trump ignored/did diddly squat about (see opening of video) than impeaching him. It was okay for Captain Cheeto to ignore stuff for 4 years, but Biden should have it all solved in less lan 3 weeks. If it weren't so sad and ignorant it would be funny.
Joe can't solve the mystery of where he left his TV remote what's he going to do for the country? He was never meant to solve anything anyway he's just supposed to sign stuff and read a teleprompter that's all that's required. All decisions are being made by the commies under him.
@@trainhound1732
This Biden has dementia crap is just that, crap. You do understand that Biden has a speech impediment that he has never been able to fully overcome, right?
@@Syrnian Are you serious? The man needs note cards to sign an executive order because he doesn't know what he's signing. I'm not wasting my time arguing with you about it there's more evidence of his dementia just in video clips then there is of the riots and looting last summer. Which he didn't condemn by the way until it was hurting him politically.
@@trainhound1732
You are just one more conspiraloon sheep.
The mcdonald woman was wronged and smeared to make her seem like she was the crazy/weird one
Given she was almost eighty, suffered third degree burns to her gematles, thighs, and buttocks and the coffee itself was in the 150-160F range? And mcdonald's actually lost the lawsuit and had to make policy changes as a result?
The fact seth went with that tired 'huhhhuhuh frivelous lawsuit's !yth unironicslly carrying the corporate lie ANNOYS me.
@@singletona082 also, the settlement was for one day of coffee sales. One day's sales of one product. Mcdonald's wasn't hugely impacted.
I'm glad someone besides me saw "Hot Coffee." 👏👍
Thank you. He kind of lost me for a couple of minutes when he said that. It still bothers me that people invoke the memory of this case without telling the whole story.
I saw photos of her burns. It was horrific! I hate that more people don't know the full story
I was hoping they would point at a photo and ask, “See those signs they’re carrying? They say Trump on them. Who do you think incited them to go to the capitol?” Herp-derp.
who do you think told them to protest... who do you think started the violence. when do you think the insurrection was planned. Herp-derp. way before trump's speech
The Sea Captain, now that takes me back. 🤣
Seth's writers killed it tonight
I hope a closer look never goes away -- literally a highlight of my day, every day x love u seth
I agree! A Closer Look is the best part of every Seth Meyers episode that has it, just like how Twinkle's silly plans are the best part of every Higglytown Heroes episode. It is why most of these Closer Looks get more views on RUclips than most of the celebrity interviews. If Seth Meyers ever needs a guest host like Jimmy Kimmel once had for the whole summer of 2020, I want it to be Jill Talley and Bill Fagerbakke from The Patrick Star Show because it would be funny to hear how Squidina and Patrick would deliver A Closer Look. February 19, 2022, 5:50pm
The parking ticket riddle killed me 😂 I get so confused trying to park in the city
Oh my God you're actually telling me that comedians dogged a guy whose so stupid he used his dog's shampoo
Really?
I don't think comedians would do that.
In Australia, a doof is a giant dance party, so his name is on point
We used to call it a Rave. I'm not sure what the kids call it today, if they still party and don't just sit home playing video games worshipping trump.
@@theunspoken1059 Most kids do not worship trump and what a terrible thing to imply!
Thanks for the info. We have raves where I come from or booney parties. All doof makes me think of is doofus, I was already imagining the backstory of the doofus warrior... But party warrior is kind of an awesome title so I am glad for the trivia.
Claiming that an attack on the Capitol was the Democrats’ fault because they dared to suggest that Mexican immigrants should be allowed to live here is not a defense. She’s excusing attacking the US for the sake of retaining racial privilege over others. How long before they just start calling themselves confederates?
They´d love to, but that word "confederates" carries too many letters.
@@SuperLeica1 😂
Okay the guy who swapped heads with a pez dispenser killed me! Hahahaha so freaking accurate! Lol
Thanks for giving me food for thought, making me laugh & for your support of charity
If Seth were still at SNL, would he be Jake Tapper?
He is also a handsome sharpi with gravitas
If Trump didn't want to face losing a presidential election, he shouldn't have run for president
thats not how he thinks. Narcissists can't imagine the possibility of losing, because they are perfect in their own eyes.
and if he doesnt like trials, maybe dont commit crimes.
he thought he was going to lose the first one ... remember, his win came us an unwanted surprise?
He at no stage though he would ever be replaced. T**** seriously thought he would be so loved the people would change the rules so he would be dear leader forever.
the initial run was supposed to be nothing more than a marketing stunt. from the moment he won onwards, he's done the same thing every grifter does when the plan fails. improvise and hope for a miracle. which he got, because american democracy is apparently doomed.
You and your team are doing an awesome job man.
The New York start parking rule got me 😂
As always, Seth nailed it. Thanks!!! 👍
One correction: Ted Cruz would have been driving the Bronco. Trumple would have been in the backseat weeping uncontrollably while clutching the presidential shield.
Just a quick lesson on Australian slang. A "doof" is an outdoor dance patry, usually with a couple of stages for bands, that's generally held near bushland and has copious amounts of drugs to the point you'll be lucky to remember it. It's good times.
Very well stated Seth.
You’ve been using dog shampoo for three month’s
Seth Rogan: “You’re Stupid”
priceless 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
So? What's the difference in ingredients between dog shampoo and human shampoo? Aren't pet shampoos just less tarted up versions of detergent?
Now if he'd been eating cat food chili for three months and wondering why it came in such small cans...
I didn't know the line "it's pie night bitches!" could make me laugh so hard.
u never fail to make me laugh out loud on every Closer Look thank you
ATTN: No Unity Without Truth, Truth & Trust !
please give a bonus to whoever wrote that street parking sign!
Fun Facts: According to the Constitution. Impeachments applies to every member of Congress Officials. Former or not.
Impeachment does not apply to House representatives or Senators. Article 1, Section 5, Clause 2
@@Syrnian Wrong. Like I said before. Impeachment applies to any congressman, Congress woman, senators, governors. Including the president of the United States. Former or not. Any public servant. Nobody is above the law. According to the Constitution. Trump is not out of the woods yet. The States of Georgia, N.Y., PA, AZ, WI, MI and others. He's being investigated of state crimes and corruptions. Whether you like it or not.
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Read article 1, section 5, clause 2.
For brevity's sake.
"Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member."
That applies to House Representatives and Senators of the United States Congress and is not impeachment.
A handful of states allow recall elections of Congressional members.
Impeachment applies to the President and all presidential appointees like Vice President, Supreme Court justices and district court judges.
A Governor being the chief executive of his or her state are impeached by the same rules that apply to the President of the United states.
@@Syrnian Stop spreading lies, misinformation propaganda misleading disinformation. We all know the GQP will not convict Traitor Drumpf. The vast majority of the co-conspirators GOP. Trump is not out of the woods yet. The A.G. of Georgia and N.Y. are investigation Crooked Trump's. Of corruption crimes. The A.G. of Manhattan is investigation Corrupt Trump of Bank Fraud. The A.G of the Southern of N.Y. is investigating command Drumpf of tax fraud and many other crimes. The A.G. of Georgia is investigation sexual predator Drumpf of Voting Election Fraud. It's on a phone recording. He threatened officials of Georgia. To commit voting fraud. They refuse his demand. It's illegal in the state of Georgia to commit voting fraud.
@@paulakeller1802
"Stop spreading lies, misinformation propaganda misleading disinformation."
I should have checked. You are a new channel troll.
As an Australian I've gotta little bone to pick here, 'Doof Warrior' is meant to be pronounced like a dog would 'woof' or a train would 'choof'. In Australia we call festivals or parties out in the country with dance music and neo hippies and stuff 'Bush Doofs' because the music goes 'doof doof doof doof'. There's a bit of a look that goes with that scene too so I reckon they've called him the Doof Warrior because he looks like he's at a bush doof and he's playing music and that.
I love Bane. And Seth's Bane impression. :)
Ted Cruz using a Tick wash that gets rid of ticks? He is a tick!
It's also not working he is still covered with blood suckers
If Cruz is a tick, encourage him to use the special dog shampoo.
Ted Cruz, putting the "tic" back in "politic"... okay that joke works better if you don't have to write it out.
@jeremyb41 Who is this directed to?
Sean hannity would just interrupt everyone on his list...
right, declining from an idiot to a moron 🤦♀️
That is why they would never go on there. He would just cut them off and mute their mic. Hannity's entire purpose is to influence public opinion; he has no scruples or any desire to investigate, learn, or understand.
This is how toddler blames other kids in front of his mom.
Faux news switching from actual news is the equivalent of jingling keys in front of a toddler
My brothers used to feed me Milk Bones as a kid. They tricked me into thinking they were cookies! Our Mom caught them doing it in our backyard one day. She totally freaked out and ALMOST killed them! When our Dad came home~he made them sit down at the table. He had them eat a dinner plate of dog biscuits as their punishment. Our Dad was WW2 Army Air Corps military policeman. He took NO SHIT~they were given the choice of that OR some kind of corporal punishment. They were like NOPE~we'll eat a plate of dog biscuits! 😂
Incompetent defense for an incompetent man priceless.
"It's pie night, bitches!" is my favorite line Seth has said in a long time lol
I love the way you give your comment, it makes me smile. Thank you! Btw, i like your shirt!
Agreed, Seth. Why should the standard of jury duty be any different for them? If there should be any difference it should be that it is held to a higher standard, and if it is proven that they can’t be impartial, they should be disqualified from being apart of the jury. Does that make too much sense?!
I'd rather have a family of immigrants as neighbors than just one Ingraham.
Hear, hear!
When are we going to see Trump's Tax Returns?
Once this is over the law suits in court will start, wonder who gets him first Georgie or New York?
Don't worry, they'll be out in two weeks, along with all the evidence of voter fraud.
And when you ask again in two weeks, I'll just say "two weeks" again.
@@KingBobXVI The only reason Trump is crying voter fraud is because that's what he did to win.
Anyone else hoping Summer with the Sea Captain becomes an annual tradition?
Seth Myers is fantastic!
The hot coffee case was wildly misrepresented and pushed by corporate greed. That woman got 3rd degree burns and there had been many complaints about that McDonald's.
You're exactly right, she nearly died from her injuries. Far beyond reasonable levels of "Hot Coffee". And she won her case, which also shows that McDonald's was in the wrong and now has to keep their coffee at regulated temperatures.
Didn't she do something incredibly stupid, that no semi-cognizent person would do, like hold the cup with her thighs? And, now all of us can only get lukewarm coffee. She was found mostly responsible, but McDonald's had deep pockets, so had to pay for their 10% culpability. The fact she won any monetary reward is more a strong argument for tort reform.
@@deborahfreedman333 o she not do anything incredibly stupid, but McDonald's did try to slander her and spread rumors to discredit het. The coffee was 190 degrees Fahrenheit. That temperature causes burns third degree burns in 3-7 seconds. This woman needed skin grafts.
McDonald’s quality assurance manager testified that McDonald’s coffee, at the temperature at which it was poured into Styrofoam cups, was not fit for consumption because it would burn the mouth and throat.
McDonald’s admitted at trial that consumers were unaware of the extent of the risk of serious burns from spilled coffee served at McDonald’s then-required temperature. They admitted that they did not warn customers of the nature and extent of this risk and could offer no explanation as to why they did not.
Bring back Sea Captain.
lol I almost spit out my morning smoothie when he said "... a box of human snacks" and it was a box of treats.
Lolol “if you ask me, T**** should be washing his hair with his dog’s shampoo”! Lol the most random ending I’ve seen for a Closer Look before, Seth! 😂 that one made me laugh out loud and go: 😯😄❔
I am not going to lie, I had to use dog shampoo because I ran out of my own.....
My hair was never softer...
🤣😂
Some have used horse shampoo, with good results.no kidding.
And you know your safe because it's tested on humans.
However, have you seen the conditions the humans have to live in. The dogs have the humans in little cages and squirt the shampoo into their eyes and stuff like that.
@@larrymosher5045 that Mane N Tail shampoo is good stuff
I don't know about dog shampoo, but Mane N Tail Conditioner (for horses) is actually quite good
Jason Miller? PEZ dispenser. I was on the floor right there. Literally lmfao
Out of all the late night comedy hosts. Seth got the most genuine laugh outta me for that Don jr eats Eric joke.
Season 1 with Marcel 🤣🤣🤣
Normally, I just watch and enjoy, but Bane had me rolling when he said, “mcgillicuddy schmagilicuddy”
“If you didn’t want to the bullies to go after you for being fat, you should have made an effort to lose some weight. This is YOUR fault, not theirs.” - Jason Miller as a school principal.
So the argument goes if you're being bullied it's your own fault.
@@williamlouie569 If you don't want to get robbed, don't open a store. Amazing "logic"...
Love the Bane impersonation :)
I have encountered those parking signs in NYC. Couldn’t solve the riddle so I drove away