Trump Circus Back in Washington for Impeachment Trial #2
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- The circus is back in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald Trump, Republicans are too afraid to do the right thing, the two lawyers defending Trump formed a disaster duo and Trump was said to be deeply unhappy, officials in Palm Beach are discussing whether or not he is allowed to live at Mar-a-lago, Trump sycophants always use his middle initial when saying his name, plans are in place to safely re-open Broadway, and while Jimmy is more than happy to wait his turn but with that being said - he gives a list of people he should get the vaccine before, and he chats with a “vaccine hunter” (Andy Daly).
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Problem #1 The president held a rally within walking distance away from the capital, while the senate accepting the results for a new president. Why would you hold a rally there unless your goal was to surround the capital and intimidate. So obvious he hoped something big would happen.
Of course.
All the tweets that preceded Jan 6th were a call to arms
My thoughts exactly
Rioters left feces, urine in hallways and offices during mobbing of US Capitol
By Carl Campanile and Yaron Steinbuch January 8, 2021 NYPOST
He tweeted "Will be wild"
Exactly and he knew there wasn't enough security to control the mob but he sent them to the capital to put his people in harm's way! He definitely planned it. It's common sense that you don't send a mob to put your people in harm's way unless you had a reason. No president in their right mind would have done that or even human beings would not.
Just like the Army don't send the enemy to their camp's where all the troops are at. It's crazy!!
I'm at home by watching this by myself and I clapped out loud for the Michael J. Fox bit. 100% Agree.
if only he could somehow go back in time
I did the same! Love this 💕
Miss that man. 🍺💧
Yeah, I have always liked his style of acting. He’s definitely unique.
Didn’t watch ‘Family Ties’ very often but he was, {the lead with ease}...in ‘Teen Wolf’ and as Marty McFly.
I did too! I agree!
Great monologue, Jimmy ....you make this s***storm more bearable, and bring some "happy" which is sorely needed and much appreciated ... and sadly, I am stuck with Baby Shark echoing thru my brain 🤣🤣😷🤣🤣 ❤ from Canada
😂 thanks a lot , now it's stuck in my head
Its on a rolling repeat in mine all day. I have a 3 yr old who can talk to alexa. She plays it non stop.
He should be fined, for no mask.
My dad is an ex marine (WWII, Korean War) and USA ambassador - Theodore Britton and he still has not been able to get the vaccine. He is a national treasure at 95 years old.
Once a Marine, always a Marine.* Semper Fidelis *
I wish you the best. Good luck ..i hope it works out ...much Love
So sad, I hope he gets it soon
That he is... but there are millions that haven't gotten the vaccine due to the supply and demand. But you can contact your State Health Department and explain that he is in need based on his age and whatever illnesses he may have and they will push him to the top of the list. They did it with my Mother in Law. They are taking the elderly over the younger people. Don't rely on your fathers' doctor to distribute this vaccine to him. You'll be disappointed as it's already been stated that doctor's offices won't be the first to get them. Because they are free they will have designated places like your local CVS as the places you need to go for the shots.
@ajd ajd read the full muller report. Then talk to me
Jimmy❤ Hoping you and all the family are well. Stay safe please. And as always, continue to help us stay sane with your awesome comedy 🇺🇸
Watching his lawyers should give us all the confidence to become lawyers... 'cause clearly, passing the bar is more of a limbo than a pole vault.
A couple (okay quite a few) rotten apples ruins the bunch/crop/harvest
Ouch! nicely done.
Nice burn!
Law and Real Estate..those are the two relatively brainless careers that give you money and respect. I was in RE, the money was so good I had to get out because I was killing myself. If I ever get married with kids I'll return.
Pass the bar ? ...
They walksd right into it before the hearing...
Seems like there should be a joke there... Two, about to be stiffed by trump lawyers walk into a bar and...
Can't think of anything...
Well, won't leave everybody hanging...
Toodles.
Yes!!! Only Michael J. Fox deserves the J!!
Have you ever googled what the J. in Michael's name stands for :)
AND Homer J. Simpson ;-)
Well den he should fight Michael Jai White for the title! Lol
When U have a common first and last name U have to use the middle initial. Idk how common the last name Trump is but I dont think he needs it. Everyone knows who he is now that he is infamous.
@@finnguy9096 It stands for “not A”. He couldn’t get his SAG card as just Michael Fox because there was already an actor using that name. And he didn’t want to use his real middle initial, “A” for Andrew, because he foresaw teen magazines putting him on the cover as “Michael (is) A Fox!”
I didn’t have to Google this because I remember him saying this in an interview back in the _Family Ties_ /BTTF days.
44 traitors. That's the GQP.
“Pride comes before the fall”...how prideful are these lawmakers (!!!) that they can’t be honest & stand up for what is right? Disgraceful & dang scary if they don’t stop this pending crash.
They won't believe until they're out of office. They were voted back in for doing wrong.
I love the idea of watching the trial and in real time watching Trump's reactions.
I think most of the country would just be happy if he was never able to tear us apart again. The End.
You meant the left liberal's/Democrats tearing us apart
@@teendillbill9971 we are referring to you obviously lol
@@teendillbill9971 The only People who is tearing up The US Citizens are alt right trumpsters
Most of the world would be happy, I think ....
Just saying that from Denmark ...
@@Evilminiature kid you need to grow up a little bit. When you have your BLM/antifa destroying America by looting/burning cities over a death of a criminal, and you have Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the swamp promoting it and for you to say we are the violent ones is very sad.
Yes!! Our Canadian boy ❤
Michael J Fox 🇨🇦
props to you for doing Michael J. Fox like that
Yeah that was great and well deserved.
The President isn’t on trial... he’s already guilty. The SENATE is on trial
Let’s hope most grow a spine and CONVICT!!
THIS!!
And the American people.
If he is not impeached the American people will all look like they are supporting the mob, which will make the world see Americans as the world see that mob...
Yeah, electing Trump was not one of our smartest moves. You got us there.....um, your fly is open.
Shannon Webb Hahahahahahaha!!! Best regards, Shannon!
My favorite part of every monolog is the lady dolphin laughing in the background.
From A to 2 ...my three year old knows it A B C or 1 2 3. Can’t believe this guy have a law degree.
*has
My guess is that it was a dig against Systematic's statement the 2+2=4 and the Earth is round.
That these jokers were the only ones with licenses who would take this on says everything about how guilty Trump is...along with Trump's five decade unbroken track record of stiffing everyone he's ever contracted.
He got confused, bless him..
If you wrote (has) then you would have a nice rhyme going.
Here's to hoping enough of these Senate Republicans start thinking about the future.
The GOP has no future. Their party has fractured, demographics are shifting, and they are not recruiting young voters at sufficient numbers to replace the old Republicans dying off.
@@jessstuart7495 They are doubling down on voter suppression & have a ton of friendly federal judges, including SCOTUS, though. The Senate really needs to pass the House’s Voting Rights & Election Security bill, or something very close to it & we need to replicate the “get out the vote” strategies used in GA, in every state!
Third party maybe
Nice shout out to Michael J. Fox! 🦊
If I never hear Donald j trump again, it would be a blessed day!
"The outcome is predetermined." Yep. The trial is pretty much just one side playing government while the other side impatiently waits for them to finish before clocking out and going home.
He could show up and say, “Yeah, I did it. Shame none of you were found.”
Then he would walk. Republicans don’t mind an attack on the government.
@Alaska Pirates a dictator??? Ppl want trump in office. Look up deviation of dictator
@@origin-al9585 bruhhh....the word you're looking for is definition 😂
Dems love to burn down and loot cities. They really love burning cars. Portland cant get enough of the dems. That city has been on fire for almost a year, and the dems wont admit it. But they will take taxpayer money to rebuild. You cant make this stuff up.
@@lance7607 Absolutely right. Look at all the Jesus banners among the crowd who stormed the Capitol, and all the self-proclaimed Christian prophets who have been lavishly praising Trump all these years and who proclaimed God had told them he would be re-elected.
@@skipperdog1111 : from which right-wing mental institution are you posting? Did they serve you your daily ration of swastikas?
Hey 'party of personal responsibility!' I invited my friends to vandalize my last apartment just before I moved out. Should my former landlord hold me responsible for damages even though I no longer live there by the court date?
I hope this lawyer got their fee up front .
I hope they didn't :)
They did indeed, in the form of the deed to Baltic Avenue.
Ditto! 🤣😅 I thought that too 🤑
Yeah, right. Anyone who defends Trump is gonna get stiffed.
I get the image of some bum picking up cigarette butts out of the gutter as being t****'s next lawyer.
I'll never vote Republican again as a swing voter!
Your vote doesn't matter anymore anyways. Voter fraud is the new normal
@ajd ajd you wake up! Your in a delusional fog!
Trump's is out.. Get a new shtick and try to learn how to be funny again. Your routine is getting old same old stuff for 4 years .Move on.
"When you hear Donald Trump talking about the Attorney General of the United States he does not say 'this is the Attorney General', he says 'this is *_MY_* Attorney General"...
He never said " this is my attorney General" ever. Source your comment. Show us where you heard him say that. you can't, just making stuff up.
@@scottshannon2335 As the Mueller report noted, Trump “said he wanted to be able to tell his Attorney General ‘who to investigate’” and desired “an Attorney General who would protect him the way he perceived Robert Kennedy and Eric Holder to have protected their presidents.”
I will say in that way too.
@@wdcjam8517 I wouldn’t. It implies ownership of a person.
@@veronicawo3033 so is implies on " he is my husband, she's my wife, that's my children, my bf, gf and so on...." people can take things out of context. It depends on how you look at it.
t****'s attorneys remind me of that old George Carlin joke: "Ya know, somewhere there really is the worst doctor in the world. And tomorrow, somebody has an appointment with him."
lmao! I don't remember that bit but it is so spot on.
Har har! That is so Carlinesque.
Or has my friend used to say someone had to be at the bottom of the class
His name is Harold Bornstein...but nobody has an appointment with him because he died on January 8th 2021.
An Oreo Blizzard sounds so good right now.
I concur
Yes... yes it does
I almost got out of bed to fetch ice cream.
Love this show but that woman's laugh in the background can't be unheard.
You beat me to this comment 😂
I hate that seagull
🤣
She’s been in the audience several times.
It's sounds like Chanel West Coast' s laugh
"...so those guys aren't getting paid. "
They were never going to get paid anyway. If Trump was drowning and someone threw him a life preserver, that person would be lucky to get a nod of thanks from Trump.
maybe they insisted on prepayment. if they were smart. but then again...
Yeah he would just think he was entitled to the life vest and you should consider yourself lucky he grifted it off his son...who he let drown...
He also told the rioters "I would go with you"... And then he went to the white house to watch it on tv as others did his deeds for him. Not just told them what to do.. Also a coward who hid while others did his call. How can his own supporters not be mad at his cowardise?
In my country we put them in jail
We don't put them in jail unless they're black, Puerto Rican, middle eastern, or heavily tattooed. White guys with a middle initial wearing a suit, extra-long tie and comb-over? We let them go.
Well thanks for getting that song stuck in my head 😂
Impeach!
Convict!
Horsepower!
I haven't seen Family Ties in over 30 years but I remember Alex P Keaton's middle initial
The only time mom used my middle name was to accent a scolding of some sort. 😎
He has dirt on every last one of those cowards
Glad to see Michael j fox get some love
Nixon: President who became a crook
Trump: crook who became a President
True that. ''Tis all that need be said, frankly.
Well played, sir, well played!
BS
Trump still a crook of note! A deadly one
*The Republican Party is the party of criminality & fraud by legislation.*
Thank you Jimmy
Love your show ♥️
How do grown men and women allow themselves to be bullied and intimidated by a 75 year old man?
@ajd ajd You need to wake up and stop believing debunked nonsensical conspiracy theories. You’re probably already on the FBI’s radar for posting stuff like that on social media, lol.
@ajd ajd I wish I could explain Epstein’s fake suicide. On second thought; maybe not. I might end up like he did if I exposed what really happened.
When you're known to not pay, that's the kind of lawyer you get.
Seriously if he wins with THAT guy..... 🙄😵🤦♀️... Then there's just no hope
@@juancyroman7108 but he will be convicted in New York. Ha ha ha. Prepare to cry some more.
@@juancyroman7108 Trump Prison 2021.Yey!
My thoughts exactly, he won't be paying them anyway!
Lawmakers lawmen
I want to watch again the video that Don Jr. was showing on media from the WH ,following the riot on screen and having a party with all his family enjoying the event laughing.
I never realized how many of them said it that way 😂😂😂
@ajd ajd GO AWAY ALL READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH for providing closed captioning considerations for the deaf and hearing impaired!
Rand Paul was doodling, Mr. Rand Paul Trump. R + T = love 4 ever
Love it. 😅😅😉😂
Could you imagine what this guy was as a MD?
ahahahaha!!! good one!
@@mpaczkow Proctologist
Proctologist
He's the funniest late night host.
What about James Cordon?
Why not both?
Stephen Colbert + Seth Myers = ❤️ Jimmy K comes after them.
I guarantee that when Castor was pointed towards the mic today, he exclaimed "That was today!?!?!"
HaHa, yes " I thought we were starting next week, OMG"
"If you don't fight like hell, there won't be a second impeachment for me!"
Says he was going to drain the swamp and ended up filling the sewers
Rand Paul drawing squiggly lines: concept art for how curly he wants his next toupee.
wait, Rand's hair isn't real??
Kentucky must be a real sh*t hole state.. 😬
Toupee? I thought it was a merkin 😂
Hilarious
@@vivaelpepe4878 Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s a merkin. A cheap second hand one.
Jimmy's list of invalid people was spot on. And yes, I recognize the irony of "invalid"
Truly grateful for Jimmy! Truth teller!
Every day now, Trump gives me more and more reasons to dislike him.
You needed more reasons?
@ajd ajd You really think I'd believe something like that.
God that lady laughing in the audience... I'm gonna hit myself in the nuts really hard to forget
Lol...getting really hard to watch with that fake loud laugh...good to know im not the only one who's annoyed by it
It's like a high pitched clown
@@1darlene1215 I don't think it['s fake, just annoying
The Seinfeld reference got me immediately! Perfect Timing 😂😂😂
write your Senator: demand a Secret Ballot Senate vote! They don't need bravery, then!
Do you write to your senator?
No. Let the cowardly dogs stay in the corner.
I have but he is stammering Ron Johnson he is one of the biggest cowards in the senate .
I suspect that secret ballots for an impeachment trial arent an option, under the law -- bc if it were, the Dems wd've suggested it.
Or must a majority of those in attendance. They don’t all have to be there.
Always love this show ....liked and subscribe .....sending love from Canada ❤
Jimmy you're really heads and shoulders above all other late night host. Just great stuff, please keep it up. Hey, maybe a collaboration with the Lincoln Project.
Kinda rang out like someone cursing out like yelling “Jesus H. Christ”. I’m gonna start yelling out “Donald J Trump” every time I stub my toe, or anything goes awry in general.
hahaha! Like the guy with Tourettes that yells out "Bob Sagat"!
I personally don't want to hear his name, his voice, or see him in any way shape or form. It makes me sick to my stomach because I'm so pissed off.... he is has gotten a lot of people killed and ill from his antics.
Lol good idea!
Be careful, he might materialize!
We heard his name for 4 years... He cried for attention, for 4 years....
And still.... We are giving him what he wants.
Attention.
No. We are attempting to give him accountability, for once in his life...At least some of us are. You can’t just ignore a raging infection & expect it not to spread out of control.
I understand what you’re saying but evil doesn’t disappear just because you ignore it.
Once he is securely in prison, he won’t receive any further attention. It’s that simple
Serial Killers always get middle initials too.
Hooray Michael J. Fox! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
I had one of my earbuds in on the way home from work. Listening to twumps lawyer RAMBLE in my ear was so painfully confusing ...... I yanked the earbud out .... cut my phone off. Road in silence the rest of the way. You just cannot make this s**t up.
Jimmy, I'm 100% in agreement with your list of people who need to get behind me (and you) in line for the vaccine. Nailed it.
Supposably
I do like when sites give vaccines to people who bring others to appointments. Meaning, when Joe takes his 80 y/o Mom to be vaccinated they vaccinate him, as well. It protects his Mom as much as it helps him. Unfortunately, people are assholes and would take advantage of that when they shouldn't.
Hell yes
Anyone who denies the existence or refuses 😷 can also wait
@@md61211 7 high huhyb3
In god, guns and greed we trust. It’s the herd mentality.
Let us not forget the time Jesus threw his hands up to high heavens, as he lamented to the 12 apostles at the last supper: No Oil, No Guns, No God!
Ya, drop the god part ....
@@benevida1963 totally; it’s more like “in trump, guns and greed we trust.
God and Greed goes both ways though. Not a really good way to put it. Religious discrimination could be considered racism in some parts of the world and to ignore that wouldn't make much sense. As far as greed goes, were all selfish enough to try to push our narratives on people because we want it that way. It's greedy to demand things be our way or the highway. Only the purely self absorbed would ignore it.
@@jessieheer2 that's cynical, "we're all selfish enough to push our narratives on others." Sure, every human has the penchant for evil, just as they also have the capacity for kindness. It's about the choices we make, the argument that 'everyone's a beast here' is problematic because there is free will, some can choose to feed their better angels just as some others choose to give in to their worse ones. I don't know what you were going for here, but I am sure you missed that this god/greed conversation started in a certain context. Your response on the other hand was an overarching generalisation of human tendencies, which ironically enough comes also from our very personal life experiences, wounds, and diversely conditioned world-views. Point is, nobody was trying to hurt anyone's religious feelings or diss God/religion in this particular conversation thread here.
Someone has to have video of Trump watching his impeachment.
I heard he was out golfing.
Why don't you go and enjoy life and worry about you and your family instead of following that whatever it is dangled in front you by people you clearly, can't see, because you're too fixated.
dont think he'd be that bothered , this trials more like an audition
@@JosephGibson Yes. I agree with you. A video of DJT throwing a fit would be quite epic AND amusing.
"Screaming at his television", aka "having many meetings and calls". Nothing has changed in his daily lazy routine.
“I am higher than Willie Nelson’s ponytail right now” 🤣 you got me on that one I laughed out loud legit!
Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest late night show host! Makes boring news so entertainming 😂
And Seth
Wait is that an audience!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
"You could put half of Donald Trump's supporters into a basket of deplorables." - H.
Say what you will about the woman. But she was 100% right and 100% vindicated.
You can throw all of them in now.
Way to go Jimmy.. you're really killing with those 5 people
Wonder how many would vote to impeach if it was a secret ballot?
Ballet would be more fun 💃🏻 🩰 than ballot
All but 3, because they’re scared little pukes.
Maga: The election was stolen!
Senate: Trump should be impeached
Maga: No can do, the voters removed Trump from office!
Heheheh.. Yeah.
Exactly! That's how Democracy works!
Just an invitation to the Capitol. I won't be there however you should still come. If you cannot find the key under the mat , just break in .
It's all good!
Was that seattle? The dems leaving the keys for the so called "peaceful" protestors.
Great show, Jimmy!
Thanks Jimmy
That one lady in the audience laughs like Flipper lol !
Trump's lawyers reminded me of Moe , Larry and Curly.
But without the eloquence or refined sense of timing.
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
You insulted the "On Screen" intelligence of Moe, Larry and Curly!
@@georgegates526 I apologize and stand corrected
Tell Fox news to do us all a favor. Drink the koolaid already!!
They’ve been sipping it for years ... they’ve built up immunity.
I’m listening to this monologue as I’m on my recumbent bike,
That ridiculous lawyer reminds me of a substitute teacher 👨🏫 who doesn’t understand the subject and just wants to fill in time.
Robert E Holden invented the original packing peanut . . . there, now the mystery has been lifted for you, Jimmy!
If I may ask, what was it made from? I feel like the styrofoam type weren't the first
Oh boy, it’s feels like the old days with Trump being talked about all day!
With all the biden material too
Shocker Oh well they’re obsessed
@@Yaboringme Cry a little harder! 😂
@@fdrstan crying vs stating facts. Yea I can see where that’s hard
For you to understand
Real comedians go after everyone
i wanna see mike pences thoughts.
White bread, white milk, white rice, white cheese, white sauce, White Castle...
@@lionharehart dont forget mother and her milk
@@lionharehart 😆😆😆😆😆
I think you meant Mike Pence's THOUGHT--singular (does he have more than one?)
He can't he have to visit some places as he is homeless
Don't forget the people that say, irregardless!!
I used to love the weird bits they did but now they just make me miss Fred Willard
i was waiting for Jimmy to mention “Matt Daymon” as one of the group of people that should get the vaccine AFTER Jimmy.
If at all.
Matt's out here in Australia, he's safe.
I had the same thought. Even thought I posted a similar comment, I expected someone else already beat me to it.
In the words of Walter White: “you’re a bus bench lawyer”. To Bruce Castor.
Don better Call Saul
Phew, glad Jimmy didn't call out 'Cat dads'... I'm in the clear
I think it was implied. :D
😂
The whole Impeachment thing will fail- again!
100% true
Flight 93 , Beamer's last words were “Are you ready? Okay. Let's roll.” But Cruz says turn the the page. We need senators brave enough to say LET'S ROLL, ON TRUMP! Please tweet
Great example!
Its funny that we learn more about the trial from this guy than the major news outlets
Anyone know what species of bird has nested on Ran Paul’s head?😮🤔
Not birds, rodents.
"So you should vote to acquit Donnie, because, one time I turned into a dog and he helped me."
- Bruce Castor Jr.'s first draft, probably.
Plus - Chewbacca!
And ‘Dora the Explorer’.
You can’t take any lawyer seriously if they have an ill-fitting suit 🙄😬
I love Andy Daly ♥️. He's so funny!!
Donald Jerkoff Trump!
Don Juan(ita) trump
Serial killers use all the 3 names too. Wonder why that is? Lmao. If the shoe fits... I am looking at you #45.
Serial killers use 3 names but not the middle initial. Not the same thing. You tried hard but missed the mark. Adding your own “lmao” made it even sadder
6:11 Homer J. Simpson.