Best speech I ever got was in my first year atom. Made the aa team as a first year and our coach was a beauty. From red deer so a decent sized town but small compared to Calgary, who we were playing that day. We were getting speed bagged after the second. Coach comes in the locker room and drops a classic on the fellas: “those guys over there think their shit don’t stink cause they’re big city boys”. Boys went out in the third and took it
OMFG THIS IS FROM MY BRAIN DUDE GET OUT. This was EXACTLY my “kinda nice” coach when we were killing it we would still get deemed out for doing things wrong but sometimes he’d kill us with a compliment JUST like this. Fucking crazy I totally forgot about these times in my life and your videos bring it RIGHT BACK. Thanks
Man no wonder I could recognize some of your videos ! My coach did literally that smashed the door on that pole and fucking always one of em would pick up a stick and knock all the others over you are literally inside my memories bro. That’s wild
Gets the kid with no wheels to pick up the sticks at the end, obviously doing chew and spitting into the coffee cups. This is way too close to my fucking coach’s dude I’m seriously convinced you quantum leaped a memory out of my head here. This is INSANE the coaches even LOOK similar to my old ones. What the actual fuck I’m tripping out on this video feels like you literally stole a memory I forgot how the fuck
I dont think i have ever watched a full hockey game in my life let alone stepped on the ice. Yet thse videos are still hilarious to me regardless.. lol.
Can we confirm the accuracy of the head coach holding his coffee by the bottom of the cup? I’m not a hockey player so I don’t know if that’s an intentional detail, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was.
The excited voice crack is on point
what i was thinking lol
^ that was the perfect use of the voice crack the sticks falling during a serious moment too, this is gold acting
Coach hines iykyk
@@slayerguitarI was going to say
So on point 😂
The sticks falling over is so accurate lol
1000 childhood memories was triggered by that one event
Without fail. No reaction from head coach and the assistant coach trying to pick them up quietly… perfect
Multiple times too😂 and the assistant coach knowing it would happen again so he just holds them
Coach grabbing a stick off the wall was always a staple in their speech 😂
Then coach says “woah I like this” used it for demos next parci
The fact I've lived Oakville, Halton hills and Caledon.. Love local comedy
The references sometimes to local Oakville high schools aswell haha
@@Saggyylet’s go Caledon hawks!
The fact I’m from caledon and we’re considered a 😂good team
Was thinking the same thing
Are they all relatively close to one another? Which province?
I remember after a blowout my coach in atom threw everyone’s backup sticks on the floor, and I mean threw
Same
Bruh I had a aaa coach kick all the back up sticks one time after a bad loss and I knew if I let out a laugh my ass was smoked😂😂😂
my coach last year threw a garbage can at a kid after we lost
@@wozwers 🤣 holy fuck
@@MrYoda-xb6mp jus barely missed him too😭
The way the coach closed the door , on point 😂😂
I can smell the room
Coffee, sweat and rubber
@@bencurtis69so accurate😂
It smells like... victory.
Not giving a shit about the sticks is so accurate 😂😂
My coach would let the captain speak cause his voice was shot by the third period. The voice crack was on point
The voice crack at the beginning 😂
Bro the Tim's cup brings it all together
Lmfaooooo Caledon and Halton - love it
My Neighbors
it’s golden cause up in the north we got caledonia and hamilton
Brampton already out of the playoffs 💀💀💀
Lolz no mention of London
That Oakville Rangers logo is bringing back some core memories
forreal bro
Looks like north York rangers, no?
@@esty6983 It says Oakville at the top
@@yamatocannon1 damn, I'm getting old
Mannn 😂
They need to give these guys a guest spot on letterkenny as the new hockey coaches
Shows over cuh
@@OpinionatedPeach Shoresy still alive though ain't it?
This is really fucking high praise not even joking
Chewing gum with the coffee 😂
Best speech I ever got was in my first year atom. Made the aa team as a first year and our coach was a beauty. From red deer so a decent sized town but small compared to Calgary, who we were playing that day. We were getting speed bagged after the second. Coach comes in the locker room and drops a classic on the fellas: “those guys over there think their shit don’t stink cause they’re big city boys”. Boys went out in the third and took it
That’s the best speech?
Probably played local league in peeweeee
I have no clue how I ended up on the Canadian high school hockey side of the algorithm but I’ll take it.
IM SAYING LOL
Same I'm a martial artist from a basketball city Jersey City how tf 😂
I'm wondering that too. But I respect it.
the voice crack off rip is so good. the sticks on the wall bit so great y'all are killing it.
The sticks falling had me rolling. So accurate.
The stick falls, I’m dead😂😂😂😂
The voice crack brought me back 20 years 😂😂😂
I remember when I used to play hockey, honestly very accurate
This brought back way too many memories
I never played hockey but these skits make me wish I did😂
I actually played against an Oakville rangers team up in Canada, they were always a good as hell
The Oakville Rangers logo is a time machine straight to my jersey-wearing, stick-falling, voice-cracking glory days! 🏒😂
Coach is a hard ass but he knows when and how to build his team up after a job well done. The mark of one of the greats
the echo and the voice cracks were mint
I’m scoring every game for these beauties
This is amazing in every way. Even though I'm a coach and feel thoroughly violated... this is hilariously accurate 😂😂😂
This is a 100% accurate. I didn’t play AAA but I did play AA. And this is exactly what it’s like 😂
all the sudden when i move outta there they start filmin videos at the rinks i used to play in 😭 pretty sure thats like room 1 or 3 in that rink.
Never played in a hockey team but somehow I know the sticks falling over is so accurate
Those small Tim Horton cups really make this lol
Must have been a take 12 somewhere around there
Everything down to the way they close the door is spot on lmao
OMFG THIS IS FROM MY BRAIN DUDE GET OUT. This was EXACTLY my “kinda nice” coach when we were killing it we would still get deemed out for doing things wrong but sometimes he’d kill us with a compliment JUST like this. Fucking crazy I totally forgot about these times in my life and your videos bring it RIGHT BACK. Thanks
I played for Carleton and Orangeville :)
Caledon.
Man no wonder I could recognize some of your videos ! My coach did literally that smashed the door on that pole and fucking always one of em would pick up a stick and knock all the others over you are literally inside my memories bro. That’s wild
Gets the kid with no wheels to pick up the sticks at the end, obviously doing chew and spitting into the coffee cups. This is way too close to my fucking coach’s dude I’m seriously convinced you quantum leaped a memory out of my head here. This is INSANE the coaches even LOOK similar to my old ones. What the actual fuck I’m tripping out on this video feels like you literally stole a memory I forgot how the fuck
Slams the door open, shuts it gently. Knocks all the sticks over… dude this is too fucking spot on it’s insane.
Literally reliving some childhood memories right here, even though I only played house league
At first I didn’t believe in superstitions until my coach said we had to keep the same lines all tournament and i got injured then we lost
The “I’m just gonna hold them so I don’t have to pick them up again” mentality is so real 😂
Knocking the sticks down twice 😂😂
The coffee and gum😂💀
Oh my gosh, these guys are amazing
Falling sticks was always the main cause of disruption in the dressing room
I know nothing about Hockey, this was hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh 😂
Me to my fantasy team after sliding into the playoffs
Never played a lick of hockey in my life, yet I feel the authenticity.
I need to know if they took that intelligent hockey into the game against Caledon.
10-0 loss 😂
Well they would have been playing a AA team cuz we’re not a AAA centre lmao
Even when they’re happy they sound angry af
These are so accurate. I grew up playing puck in Alberta and these coaching vids are spot on.
The sticks.😂 at first I thought it was an in the moment thing but damn. You planned everything. Perfect mentality
~~~ A fine realistic Hockey Motivational Talk ! ! !
As an assistant coach... I laughed so hard when he picks up the sticks omg lol
Coach Hines esque
😂 Can I get a TV mockumentary series of this already?!
Man..this just brings back so many memories.
Been in that dressing room many times over the years
River oaks A lol
Oakville Rangers! ! Hey from Hamilton :)
i'm from caledon so it's cool to hear that in a yt vid tyyyy
These videos are therapy for my soul lmao
The way he took a sip of coffee with gum in
Assistant coach picking up the sticks is comedy
These are just letterkenny light.
the tim hortons tho
This is unbelievably funny
The sticks are so accurate lmfao
Feel honored to have Caledon mentioned
Go hawks!
Him guarding the sticks so he doesn't pick them up a third time 😂
u boys nailed it
It's the extra respectful for door closing for me!😂
Oakville wishes this is what happened when they played Btown
I dont think i have ever watched a full hockey game in my life let alone stepped on the ice. Yet thse videos are still hilarious to me regardless.. lol.
This is so spot on. I’m speechless
“Nico, couldja get doze, thanks bud.”
This must be what it feels like to be a fly on the wall.
Flashbacks!!!!
closing the door chewing gum is like spot on its crazy. my coach always used to lock it he hated if someone wasnt in there and they were late
So accurate. It’s like I was there 😂
Best coach lesson made for all audiences!
You know when they’re holding a tims coffee after a game it’s gonna be a golden speech 🎤
Statement victory. STATEMENT
The fucking timmies cups I cant dude
The sticks falling over got me rolling
“I want that from now on, that’s how you guys should be playing every game!!!”
Can we confirm the accuracy of the head coach holding his coffee by the bottom of the cup? I’m not a hockey player so I don’t know if that’s an intentional detail, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was.
My coach would walk up right into our faces and say this. He would go through the entire game for 20 min, saying each good thing
Statement victory is so relatable
This is way too accurate lmao
They made enough of a statement with those small coffees
I love this acting 😂
I’m invested in this lore now
knocking all the sticks over to grab one is perfection 😭😭😭
Goalie there like “wtf are they talking about?!”
That’s the standard fellas is a new voice line unlocked
The assistant coach is so acurate
I never won a playoff hockey game but from my few regular season wins this seems like an appropriate post game speech
Holding the timmies ahah 😂
Jesus this gives me flashbacks of when my dad coached hockey, this is peak ontarian hockey coach right here
i literally feel like im a player in a locker room rn these are so immersive shdhdhdhd like the grabbing the stick and all the others fall over-
the second coach that comes walking in LMAO
I know absolutely nothing about hockey but I appreciate cinema when I see it