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  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 Месяц назад +56490

    My man actually hit em with the “I know the judge I’ll get your sentence reduced”

    • @XDWellbob
      @XDWellbob Месяц назад +303

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

    • @abigailgarcia3090
      @abigailgarcia3090 Месяц назад +131

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 Месяц назад

      "I'm sleeping with the judge, I'll put in a good word for you"
      "Oh you motherfucker"
      "Ye"

    • @tysdatboi
      @tysdatboi Месяц назад

      She sucks as a parent they are shoes so what

    • @abragim6360
      @abragim6360 Месяц назад +435

      Then he gets put in the same cell the next hour 😅

  • @Rasabacon
    @Rasabacon Месяц назад +65920

    "Because i dont" gold.

    • @ADG63
      @ADG63 Месяц назад +192

      “Happy Wife leads to Happy Life!” 😅

    • @xxZEROxGRIMxx
      @xxZEROxGRIMxx Месяц назад +121

      ​​@@ADG63happy spouse Happy House is what that saying should be.

    • @Viennery
      @Viennery Месяц назад +58

      @@ADG63justification for domestic abuse.

    • @UncivilArchitect
      @UncivilArchitect Месяц назад +13

      @@Viennerywait what how

    • @Microdave75
      @Microdave75 Месяц назад

      ​@@UncivilArchitectbecause the husband is a soy boy and can't stand up for himself, no back bone so he let's the wife abuse him and walk all over him, for a "quiet life"

  • @user-ip2bw8hf2q
    @user-ip2bw8hf2q 7 дней назад +93

    I can’t stop laughing “do you wanna deal with that?! Cuz I don’t” lmfao 😂

  • @lucasjoyrey12
    @lucasjoyrey12 13 дней назад +378

    This is the best
    ..I love the hand dad gives, saying, "Just keep calm, here it comes again."

  • @renada-nanique1125
    @renada-nanique1125 Месяц назад +8861

    "if she's mad at you she's mad at me... And I don't want that" 😂

    • @slaayerr1
      @slaayerr1 Месяц назад +164

      Nobody's happy when you've got the psych patient running around the house lmao

    • @khrishp
      @khrishp Месяц назад +13

      ​Cringe @@slaayerr1

    • @Henoxen
      @Henoxen Месяц назад +58

      ​@@khrishpYou are cringe

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@khrishp this psycho behavior is cringe

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@khrishp no that's you

  • @nkosinathicaluza7536
    @nkosinathicaluza7536 9 дней назад +125

    The way she threw the shoes is way too accurate 😂

  • @BRAINIAC4200
    @BRAINIAC4200 19 дней назад +87

    This is legit a conversation I’ve actually had and the “I’ll get her to come down” made me cry laughing legit word for word said this to the kids before

  • @da4127
    @da4127 Месяц назад +11963

    When I was a child, my dad used to say “let her calm down for a few hours, then go say sorry, it’ll be fine”, he was right lol

    • @isaacpianos5208
      @isaacpianos5208 Месяц назад +337

      ​@@RealEllenDeGeneres maybe it's not overreacting, maybe the mom got justifiable angry and the dad taught him how to apologize and not take an opposing side to his wife
      I think you are being way too nitpicky

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 Месяц назад +86

      @@RealEllenDeGeneresYes and no. In a job situation, you’re putting your your emotions aside because you’re representing a company that’s trying to gain customers/clients to make money and build a reputation. When parenting, you’re teaching someone about life, relationships and growth as a human being; sometimes you don’t fully understand the weight of a situation (if it’s serious) as a child unless there are emotions involved - even if you convey it in a calm manner; likewise, sometimes conveying something in a calm manner gives a child perspective of the weight of it. Parenting is a dynamic job, not really comparable to a professional life in a company.

    • @durnhand9524
      @durnhand9524 Месяц назад +17

      ​@@RealEllenDeGenereslol I'm so glad you named yourself a Karen with that take!

    • @RealEllenDeGeneres
      @RealEllenDeGeneres Месяц назад +25

      @@durnhand9524 I don't think you understand what a Karen is homie.

    • @durnhand9524
      @durnhand9524 Месяц назад +3

      @@RealEllenDeGeneres haha please explain Ellen

  • @abm5119
    @abm5119 Месяц назад +5189

    "You wanna deal with that? Because I don't" is facts

    • @psylentsage
      @psylentsage Месяц назад +18

      My dads goto line lmao

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 Месяц назад +7

      Malcolm in the middle mom

    • @Ayyshaddy
      @Ayyshaddy Месяц назад +7

      My dad ran the house so i kinda dont get it but i understand the concept of other peoples living

    • @n8v-t-800
      @n8v-t-800 Месяц назад +1

      Exactly what I tell the kids if it's her time to have a attitude 😅💯

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 Месяц назад +2

      MGTOW 💪🗿

  • @PoeticallyTwizted
    @PoeticallyTwizted 11 дней назад +99

    My brother had gotten into trouble one time and my old man argued with my mom about it. It got pretty heated but died out eventually. And when my mom stormed off to her room, slamming the door, my pops turned to my brother and said, “You see what you did? With all your bullshit? You made it all loud in here!”
    Me and my brother started cracking up. It made perfect sense suddenly. Calm and peaceful takes neat and tidy. Stay righteous, stay blessed. 🙏🏽

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 День назад +1

      Yeah, it was totally you and not your mom who did it.

    • @PoeticallyTwizted
      @PoeticallyTwizted День назад +2

      @@marty2090 Nah, the real culprit was my father’s drinking. Her distress was reasonable and she only ever cared for our well being. He knew how to push her buttons and his drunken side brought out a deeply rooted bitterness. My father lightened the mood, I think to combat his guilt of not setting a good example. He knew it was tense but felt bad and tried to make us laugh. I met him halfway because I love him, and laughed to feed that positive side in him that knew he messed up. I realized then that in order to help my mom not stress so much, was to just be good.

  • @waleed4396
    @waleed4396 24 дня назад +108

    Dads are the best 😂😂

    • @SwordRose_Azusa
      @SwordRose_Azusa 8 дней назад +2

      Pretty sure you mean “good dads are the best”.
      All dad taught us was how to get angry at people and make sure you have people’s attention in the most negative ways possible.
      Mom was the reasonable one and did damage control. She wasn’t always reasonable and sometimes would defend her husband but she was the one who kept the family together.
      As a DID system we shattered because of the sort of trauma that was incurred from our parents. It’s not conducive to everyday life. Nobody wants to be broken. We were broken for so long and didn’t even know it for the longest time.
      I’m sorry, this wasn’t intended to get so deep. I sorta triggered us writing this out, but I felt like sharing the experience was worth the education.
      The mother in this video is toxic. The father was very subtly gaslighting the kid, too. Probably from subconscious conditioning and it was probably unintentional, but that’s still gaslighting.

    • @l-_-sage-_-l
      @l-_-sage-_-l 6 дней назад +6

      @@SwordRose_Azusathe hell are you talking about get a therapist & drop all that woke crap & grow up

    • @SwordRose_Azusa
      @SwordRose_Azusa 5 дней назад

      @@l-_-sage-_-l please try not to be rude. I have a therapist and I am serious. I do not subscribe to the ideologies of hypocritical woke culture, nor do i subscribe to the ideas of extreme conservatism. They're all crazy-ass mf'ers.

    • @JeeIsBad
      @JeeIsBad 2 дня назад +3

      @@l-_-sage-_-lW

    • @SwordRose_Azusa
      @SwordRose_Azusa 7 часов назад

      @@l-_-sage-_-l so you don’t understand what we are saying, believe we are not in therapy and that we need it, and believe that we are spouting liberal extremist rhetoric? Do we have that right?
      Whether or not you can believe it is up to you, but we actually are in therapy with a trauma specialist. The fact of the matter is that every day is a struggle. We’d love to live a “normal” boring life like most people want to give up and greedily reach for higher heights, but we don’t get that privilege. We’re just grateful to be alive.
      We wake up and choose education and kindness because this is a cruel world where people like to tear one another down. We don’t wanna do that. We know what it’s like to be broken at the bottom of the barrel.
      We want to grow up and we have tried for what seems like an eternity to do so. And we will continue to try. And we will continue to be optimistic that we can heal and grow up.
      Try to imagine being in our shoes for a moment with the practice of empathy (and yes, it is a practice). All it takes is a moment of clarity and a willingness to humor another. It will cost you nothing, except for maybe a few minutes of valuable thought. If you don’t see the value in it, we’ll refund your misery at 150% interest, we guarantee it and stand by it.

  • @street_pisser
    @street_pisser Месяц назад +6835

    "Dude, you're killing me, I'm married to her. When you're in trouble, I'm in trouble"

    • @uptamistik
      @uptamistik 27 дней назад

      The world of feminine men, what a joke.

    • @billjackson-lp7ur
      @billjackson-lp7ur 25 дней назад

      That's what you get for marrying a non-Asian

    • @Deadlad69
      @Deadlad69 24 дня назад +75

      Omg it's so true.
      They say happy wife, happy life. It's insane how the whole house gets depressed when Mom is upset.

    • @SMBH-M87
      @SMBH-M87 24 дня назад +33

      @@Deadlad69 lol, seems an awful lot like narcissism

    • @cececox6399
      @cececox6399 23 дня назад +23

      Haha 😂 omg this was my teens. I was the final kid, and my parents fostered for 50 YEARS and they were done. My dad would calm my mother and get my punishments tolled back and my mother hid my secrets from dad. Then I turned 16 left school and they just stopped being so strict. For my final year at school my mother allowed me to smoke outside with her for parents evening and events so they'd stop constantly calling her and whining about me smoking 🚬🤷‍♀️🤣 but then she'd ground me for a WEEK for every MINUTE I was late home. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣 We win some we lose some. 😂 Parents used to actually discipline you though. Now they're all threats and no action. My mother was 4ft 11 100lbs and the scariest human I know. She made military men shiver. 😂 One giant lad was bullying my brother and she stormed up to him grabbed his shirt and dragged him down and punched him in the face, broke his nose blacked his eyes and his parents said GOOD 🤣 we warned you AND SHE TOLD YOU. Shouldn't go beating other younger kids up. Dude was 6ft 4 and a HUGE ruby guy. He was the most polite guy after that. Used to wave at her and chat about what he was up to in life. We NEED to bring back these mothers. 😂 I've never been arrested not because I'm scared of the police and courts but because I'm , TERRIFIED of what my mother would do to me. 🤣 Though when you've got 50 YEARS of constant parenting experience you're basically a pro. 😂

  • @doug2679
    @doug2679 Месяц назад +4961

    Surprised she didn’t hit you with the “I’m the only one doing anything around here”😂

    • @crzycolchris
      @crzycolchris Месяц назад +81

      😂😂😂 I thought that was only my wife

    • @Hargazer
      @Hargazer Месяц назад +56

      ​@@crzycolchris it's very common

    • @tdub25
      @tdub25 Месяц назад +31

      Brooooo - just got that today

    • @fxdefiancy
      @fxdefiancy Месяц назад +91

      Why does every motherly figure say that though? I hear that all the time from my stepmother, yet me and my three brothers clean the house everyday. She works from home and then cooks, thats it. 😂

    • @jameslampman1422
      @jameslampman1422 Месяц назад +25

      My favorite is “Do I look like a maid !?”

  • @gabrielm6762
    @gabrielm6762 28 дней назад +19

    Love how when mom is coming back dad gives the “be calm” hand sign lol

  • @Ayotl84
    @Ayotl84 26 дней назад +35

    This woman is fantastic. I love her for being so funny

    • @freedom1557
      @freedom1557 12 дней назад

      Funny? She's a screaming hot head and her child will grow up to be neurotic. She is exhibiting loss of control when she screams at her child. I don't see anything funny about any of that.

    • @alahatim
      @alahatim 3 дня назад

      Yeah they were both hilarious!

  • @jojosnazzypants
    @jojosnazzypants Месяц назад +20995

    The "I'll get it to one week, she'll calm down" is the most personal one for me.

    • @deejayywildz6902
      @deejayywildz6902 Месяц назад +39

      He raised it to 2 weeks

    • @domowomo2125
      @domowomo2125 Месяц назад

      ​@@deejayywildz6902 you dum?

    • @thexyouman
      @thexyouman Месяц назад +179

      @@deejayywildz6902and u didnt finish the video

    • @readerrabbit6690
      @readerrabbit6690 Месяц назад

      Just gotta pipe her down later lol

    • @seanshukoski3457
      @seanshukoski3457 Месяц назад +111

      Dad gonna help her ‘relieve some stress’ and then ask for a lighter sentence, lol. 😉

  • @dmk_games
    @dmk_games Месяц назад +12404

    "Sorry and thanks bud, those are my shoes. You can have em now."

    • @astroknight467
      @astroknight467 Месяц назад +125

      this is gold, thanks for the extra laugh

    • @misterleguan4272
      @misterleguan4272 Месяц назад +60

      when you pay your kids to take your punishing

    • @wiper5195
      @wiper5195 Месяц назад +21

      lol I guess they’re yours now haha

    • @delusionalfrog
      @delusionalfrog Месяц назад +8

      Good god that gave me a chuckle. Cheers for that lad.

    • @DJKronikCam710
      @DJKronikCam710 Месяц назад

      Hahahahahah that's fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo Месяц назад +5008

    Your dad is your best lawyer when mom gets mad 😂
    So if HE gets mad, you know you fucked up big time 💀

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 Месяц назад +117

      100% dad knows how to calm things doen while mom's having a fit lol

    • @Herbster41
      @Herbster41 Месяц назад +173

      Yeah you didn’t want Dad pissed. Mom’s pissed all the time. But Dad? Bad juju.

    • @thismfisprettyclever
      @thismfisprettyclever Месяц назад +49

      ​@Herbster41 good thing he never gets mad, only disappointed...

    • @mattmccullough1093
      @mattmccullough1093 Месяц назад +8

      That's true. 👍

    • @jclive2860
      @jclive2860 Месяц назад +20

      @@JazzMaster01honestly my family’s the opposite. I wish my dad was able to maturely handle his emotions

  • @latonyarhodes4246
    @latonyarhodes4246 5 дней назад +3

    the accuracy in this skit! down to the random interjections. 😂😂😂

  • @irvinhicks2289
    @irvinhicks2289 13 дней назад +4

    Mom’s the warden. Dad’s the jailhouse lawyer.

  • @Kyojuro-Rengoku2000
    @Kyojuro-Rengoku2000 Месяц назад +5389

    The “I keep talking and no one’s listening” thing is probably the most accurate thing

    • @shanen457
      @shanen457 Месяц назад +99

      Huh? What? Did you say something?

    • @kiahallen6559
      @kiahallen6559 Месяц назад +7

      I say this multiple times a day.

    • @Slanderpencil
      @Slanderpencil Месяц назад

      @@shanen457nice

    • @HLsteppa
      @HLsteppa Месяц назад +53

      It's a coping mechanism.

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 Месяц назад +8

      Hasn't figured out talking and listening aren't the same thing 😂

  • @Gbag34
    @Gbag34 Месяц назад +15016

    The extremely specific nostalgia from all of your videos is wild. I love these so much 😂

    • @samtaulli8504
      @samtaulli8504 Месяц назад +75

      This shit took me back to being 14 my dad always said “listen son shit rolls down hill and I’m at the bottom”

    • @legolas7019
      @legolas7019 Месяц назад +15

      This shit ain't nostalgia That's trauma

    • @knife2meetyah
      @knife2meetyah Месяц назад +32

      I don't know about your own personal experience but if the situation portrayed by this video is "trauma" you haven't faced any hardships 😂

    • @legolas7019
      @legolas7019 Месяц назад +5

      @@knife2meetyah I mean my fiance died in a car accident 2 years ago I don't know if that counts or not though

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx Месяц назад +3

      ​@@knife2meetyah you literally don't know the definition of trauma

  • @gloriaobianujuuwaezuoke5596
    @gloriaobianujuuwaezuoke5596 13 дней назад +2

    I keep talking and no one is listening 😂😂
    My mom everyday

  • @AllinAllisAllweAllare
    @AllinAllisAllweAllare 27 дней назад +43

    Lol, this me as a dad. This is why it's so important to have a father in the home

    • @lucasjoyrey12
      @lucasjoyrey12 13 дней назад +4

      Yes to protect from mom

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 4 дня назад +4

      Not all fathers will protect their children. Mine would would just sit by an watch my mom treat me like shit.

    • @gaymerplantguy6317
      @gaymerplantguy6317 4 дня назад +6

      My dad was “in the home” and did nothing like this. I only learned how to avoid being hit.

    • @vanjamenadzer
      @vanjamenadzer 2 дня назад

      @@jsilva7005 Mine would get drunk, assault mom and my older brother, then he would forcefully snatch me and take me to ice cream to show me how much he loves me. Two years ago, during one of his drunk episodes, he tried to kill me and said "you should've been killed as a baby". Unfortunately for both of us, I am stronger. Why both of us? Because I am sui-cideal. People who have good fathers don't know how much that actually means.

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 2 дня назад +1

      @@vanjamenadzer Sorry you had to go through that man. Hope things are better for you now.

  • @Ahmad_Alhabib
    @Ahmad_Alhabib Месяц назад +1769

    Genuinely thought her scream was a police siren

    • @shad0w7x56
      @shad0w7x56 Месяц назад +11

      💀

    • @Guitar_music1
      @Guitar_music1 Месяц назад +7

      💀

    • @Cloud_JOB
      @Cloud_JOB Месяц назад +7

      It's your internal warning signs going off for your own protection. Don't mess with them. They don't have to be reasonable. You married her, and don't blame me. At this age, it can happen to me, and it can happen to you as well. I know how all fathers feel.
      I have not met a woman who doesn't explode. Don't push their buttons for your own sake. Nor do I want you guys to go through the "talk." The "talk" itself is a trap. Marriage is more challenging than you think.
      Good Luck, and you can do it.
      - the Son of God

    • @Ahmad_Alhabib
      @Ahmad_Alhabib Месяц назад +1

      @@Cloud_JOB Enobarbus: I will tell you.
      The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne,
      Burned on the water: the poop was beaten gold;
      Purple the sails, and so perfumed that
      The winds were lovesick with them; the oars were silver,
      Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made
      The water which they beat to follow faster,
      As amorous of their strokes. For her own person,
      It beggar'd all description: she did lie
      In her pavilion, cloth-of-gold of tissue,
      O'erpicturing that Venus where we see
      The fancy outwork nature: on each side her
      Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids,
      With divers-colour'd fans, whose wind did seem
      To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool,
      And what they undid did.
      Agrippa: O, rare for Antony.
      Enobarbus: Her gentlewomen, like the Nereides,
      So many mermaids, tended her i' th' eyes,
      And made their bends adornings. At the helm
      A seeming mermaid steers: the silken tackle
      Swell with the touches of those flower-soft hands
      That yarely frame the office. From the barge
      A strange invisible perfume hits the sense
      Of the adjacent wharfs. The city cast
      Her people out upon her; and Antony,
      Enthroned i' th' marketplace, did sit alone,
      Whistling to th' air; which, but for vacancy,
      Had gone to gaze on Cleopatra too,
      And made a gap in nature.
      Agrippa: Rare Egyptian!
      Enobarbus: Upon her landing, Antony sent to her,
      Invited her to supper. She replied
      It should be better he became her guest;
      Which she entreated. Our courteous Antony,
      Whom ne'er the word of "No" woman heard speak,
      Being barbered ten times o'er, goes to the feast,
      And for his ordinary, pays his heart
      For what his eyes eat only.
      Agrippa: Royal wench!
      She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed;
      He plowed her, and she cropped.
      Enobarbus: I saw her once
      Hop forty paces through the public street;
      And having lost her breath, she spoke, and panted,
      That she did make defect perfection,
      And, breathless, pow'r breathe forth.
      Maecenas: Now Antony must leave her utterly.
      Enobarbus: Never; He will not:
      Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
      Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
      The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
      Where most she satisfies; for vilest things
      Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
      Bless her when she is riggish.
      -William Shakespeare

    • @jordazmo19
      @jordazmo19 Месяц назад +4

      Same 😂

  • @cknevets
    @cknevets Месяц назад +868

    That "Smarten up" from the father had me dying...less like a you did a bad thing and more like a "You need to start making smart plays"

  • @DINO-888
    @DINO-888 28 дней назад +3

    That’s bro code between father and son!
    We both know mom is correct to a certain degree but she can get a little extra over very little. Much love to each and everyone of you and families.❤

  • @enfrancaissilvousplait9034
    @enfrancaissilvousplait9034 19 дней назад +13

    THIS is EVERY married couple with children !! 😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @MckieDs595
    @MckieDs595 Месяц назад +1657

    Dads are the protectors from enemies foreign and domestic. 😂

  • @xvii-298
    @xvii-298 Месяц назад +159

    Being a Dad is basically like being a hostage negotiator.

  • @NerdyNovah
    @NerdyNovah 25 дней назад +2

    The chewing the gum is craaaazy haha 😂

  • @brookepeters3828
    @brookepeters3828 28 дней назад +2

    The shoes in the hallway is too accurate💀

  • @hnn124
    @hnn124 Месяц назад +1608

    "aaaAAAAHH OOHHHH my gosh" is probably the most accurate thing for me

    • @Elon_Trump
      @Elon_Trump Месяц назад +25

      that shriek hit home

    • @Shadowz227
      @Shadowz227 Месяц назад +4

      Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle

    • @scoopypoop
      @scoopypoop Месяц назад +6

      I say this for all men this is a screeching noise from hell when we leave our socks on the floor

    • @danbobway5656
      @danbobway5656 Месяц назад

      ​@Shadowz227 literally the scene with hal and malcolm takes the blame for $5 lmao I was just thinking the same thing

    • @makkonen0
      @makkonen0 Месяц назад +4

      Where do mothers learn to scream like that at?

  • @joshua592
    @joshua592 Месяц назад +780

    Mom is a judge and the dad is a lawyer

  • @caribbeanvolunteers2994
    @caribbeanvolunteers2994 2 дня назад

    "Do you want to deal with that? Cause I don't." lol

  • @jrdunn5550
    @jrdunn5550 15 дней назад +2

    😂😂😂🦉.. love this.. “ do you want to deal with this?”

  • @Cee117
    @Cee117 Месяц назад +6818

    These two gotta be actually married at this point

    • @danielfisherman7728
      @danielfisherman7728 Месяц назад +35

      black ice

    • @mretidk6715
      @mretidk6715 Месяц назад +151

      @@danielfisherman7728your comment is invaluable and my life wouldn’t be the same if you didn’t comment it

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick Месяц назад +16

      ​@mretidk6715 what is happening?

    • @D.A.-Espada
      @D.A.-Espada Месяц назад +21

      ​@@walterbrunswickYou got me there

    • @danielfisherman7728
      @danielfisherman7728 Месяц назад

      @@mretidk6715 im glad i could bless you 🫶🏻

  • @Sicario805
    @Sicario805 Месяц назад +499

    My dads words exactly. 😂 “do you wanna deal with that I don’t”

  • @leobender2910
    @leobender2910 2 дня назад

    I see nothing but a wholesome family 😊

  • @2501vai
    @2501vai 3 дня назад

    Confusing being pedantic with "nobody listens to me" is so accurate 🤣

  • @WaltherPPK909
    @WaltherPPK909 Месяц назад +6319

    Can't play video games, can't leave my shoes in the hallway, this house is a fucking prison

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 Месяц назад +420

      I never asked to be born!

    • @martinramos1737
      @martinramos1737 Месяц назад +238

      *head into pillow and starts screaming

    • @noahwaters7701
      @noahwaters7701 Месяц назад +231

      On planet bullshit!

    • @blakejohnson4584
      @blakejohnson4584 Месяц назад +110

      *Belt has entered the chat*

    • @Chav1v
      @Chav1v Месяц назад +75

      ON PLANET BULLSHIT

  • @sneakershy776
    @sneakershy776 Месяц назад +1076

    The mom tweaking over shoes is accurate

    • @Zesmas
      @Zesmas Месяц назад +4

      is it? my mom didnt give a shit about anything at all.

    • @caleightilson8030
      @caleightilson8030 Месяц назад +33

      Shes that level of upset over the shoes because she was already pissed off over other things and then seeing the shoes where they don't belong on top of what she was already dealing with sent her over the edge

    • @tortellinifettuccine
      @tortellinifettuccine Месяц назад +9

      ​@@Zesmasyeah man it is...your experience is not the experience, your experience is called neglect

    • @dankdumby
      @dankdumby Месяц назад

      sounds like you have a shit mom
      @@Zesmas

    • @user-wj4gp7wo7q
      @user-wj4gp7wo7q Месяц назад +1

      When i get a wife. Ill get one that never gets mad

  • @elpoison626
    @elpoison626 2 дня назад

    He knows what he is dealing with and is been honest with jr one day jr will also be a great dad 😂

  • @permafrost0979
    @permafrost0979 4 дня назад

    This is actually me, the mom, when dad gets tough 😆

  • @Grace-ms7un
    @Grace-ms7un Месяц назад +356

    The platoon sergeant when the first sergeant is on a rampage 😂

  • @stuartewoldt1513
    @stuartewoldt1513 Месяц назад +421

    Mom's the Judge and Dads the Probation Officer 😂

  • @hodan.m.h
    @hodan.m.h 3 дня назад

    “You flip my house upside down it’s gonna flip your life upside down” that’s so real😂

  • @NicoF22
    @NicoF22 28 дней назад +1

    This so damn accurate. I do this with my oldest all the time😂

  • @Seamoorif
    @Seamoorif Месяц назад +761

    The hand gesture telling the son to chill and just let the mom go off triggered some repressed memories for me 😂

  • @donizettirules
    @donizettirules 18 часов назад

    Why is this so ACCURATE ?! 😂

  • @mpybals8002
    @mpybals8002 Месяц назад +208

    Dad is happy because mom isn’t yelling at him for a change.

    • @KeatonDee
      @KeatonDee 9 дней назад +9

      I don’t understand these women that yell at their husbands over stupid things. My wife’s never done that, she respects me. These men just don’t know how to take the lead.
      I know this video is a joke obviously but there are alot of folks like this.

  • @Re-Equalizer
    @Re-Equalizer 29 дней назад +766

    I envy people who have this type of relationship with their dad

    • @thandosdance1504
      @thandosdance1504 19 дней назад +41

      U will be that parent to your kids. Love n light ❤

    • @Re-Equalizer
      @Re-Equalizer 18 дней назад +12

      @@thandosdance1504 Oh i intend to be

    • @pasta_girl
      @pasta_girl 17 дней назад +6

      Same like my dad was the hammer 🥲 not the other way around

    • @Re-Equalizer
      @Re-Equalizer 17 дней назад +2

      @@pasta_girl whut?

    • @metalstick7796
      @metalstick7796 17 дней назад +3

      bro you tryna see the carton of milk my dad brought back?

  • @CheckyaLater984
    @CheckyaLater984 11 дней назад

    One of the most Accurate depiction's of the ''Chill Dad'' trying to calm Mom down🤣

  • @vincemojica4406
    @vincemojica4406 8 дней назад

    "youre grounded for a week!"
    "THATS IT!?!?!?"
    "2 WEEKS!"
    "2!"
    😂😂😂

  • @choshow86
    @choshow86 Месяц назад +551

    "You wanna deal with that? Cuz I dont" most accurate thing said ever by anyone anywhere

  • @user-ob9hw3mk4s
    @user-ob9hw3mk4s Месяц назад +2188

    😂😂African dads just act like they ain't in the room

  • @Raine_R
    @Raine_R 7 дней назад

    The "mister" is too real...

  • @002mjr
    @002mjr 23 часа назад

    This is hilarious and spot on!

  • @verapamil07
    @verapamil07 Месяц назад +2324

    As a kid, you just stare at them and keep saying "Ok" and smile when realize dad is on your side. Great acting btw

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Месяц назад +106

      you NEVER smile

    • @alltialti
      @alltialti Месяц назад +15

      "Ok"ing me to death!

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul Месяц назад +57

      ​@@ericolens3Exactly, we have found the person that Dad has to keep telling to smarten up.

    • @Paradox484
      @Paradox484 Месяц назад +12

      We were all kids at one point fellas but trust me, just pick up the shoes and put them somewhere else. It ain't really that hard. 😅

    • @zaheedhossen1419
      @zaheedhossen1419 Месяц назад +10

      This exactly why both parents need to communicate and make sure they're on the same side or else the kids just play them against eachother.

  • @fade22223
    @fade22223 Месяц назад +514

    Dad’s are so important

    • @AB-nb2ic
      @AB-nb2ic 14 дней назад +6

      As is knowing when, and when not to use an apostrophe.
      (Hint: plural or possessive? Are you talking about many Dads, or one Dad who owns something?)

    • @shortmeishorts
      @shortmeishorts 14 дней назад +14

      ​@@AB-nb2ic just take the message, why are you so after the detail......
      It doesn't matter much if you got the message being conveyed....

    • @AB-nb2ic
      @AB-nb2ic 14 дней назад +6

      @@shortmeishorts Because details matter. The friendly help offered is not intended as an insult. 😁 Be well and have a great day

    • @pinkfurryhat
      @pinkfurryhat 14 дней назад +1

      @@AB-nb2icthank you😂

    • @berrybuena
      @berrybuena 13 дней назад

      Tell THEM that.

  • @jermaineyarbough9750
    @jermaineyarbough9750 5 дней назад

    That's me, the Dad understands 😂

  • @1ma4ighter
    @1ma4ighter 14 дней назад

    😂😂😂 Holy sh17 that second exchange with the shoes is almost exactly how I throw salt and pepper on my wife's rants when she gets mad at our eldest

  • @notallowed337
    @notallowed337 Месяц назад +488

    "You know where they go"
    "This is unacceptable"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @davidhyrman144
    @davidhyrman144 Месяц назад +813

    Honestly his best line was the supportive "HEY!?". Fuckin spot on

  • @Pickleslip
    @Pickleslip 18 дней назад

    That Dad a defense attorney or something? He’s on point! 🤣💪

  • @hashimabdullahi7714
    @hashimabdullahi7714 15 дней назад +1

    When your dad has your back you fool your mother together 😂

  • @ep8u
    @ep8u Месяц назад +543

    Dad's just want peace and quiet when they get home from work, so in turn, they always become the middle man who has to play peace maker 😂😂

    • @jmw79
      @jmw79 25 дней назад +4

      100%!

    • @karlfreiha4745
      @karlfreiha4745 23 дня назад +4

      i appreciate the woman taking that on because dad has no energy for it after work she is filling those shoes in i dont think id be bothered by her taking a load of me

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 23 дня назад +7

      @@karlfreiha4745 men are built to carry weight. a woman should maintain peace in the household and never be in her aggressive masculine energy. the woman could just keep calm and say "I'm disappointed, I'm going to discuss the punishment with your father", then let him handle it.
      letting your woman be the man is part of why the divorce rate is so high.

    • @boredshrimp9425
      @boredshrimp9425 23 дня назад +4

      ​@@chrishayes5755right. The man in the video is so passive and is actually working against his wife

    • @karlfreiha4745
      @karlfreiha4745 23 дня назад +1

      @@chrishayes5755 i agree 100% bro but it doesnt look like masculine energy in this particular case. ull understand once u get a kid on condition that the woman is a good woman to begin with

  • @FearlessCloth84
    @FearlessCloth84 Месяц назад +445

    Ah, they even got the "Mom gets mad at you for one thing and suddenly everything EVERYONE does is wrong".

  • @sharhondahurd2037
    @sharhondahurd2037 4 дня назад

    😂😂I can definitely relate to her screaming like she witnessed a violent crime...it was just shoes.

  • @user-ct3ij8wx4w
    @user-ct3ij8wx4w 3 дня назад

    He sounds like a cool prison guard 😂😂😂😂

  • @soranakumara1252
    @soranakumara1252 Месяц назад +446

    This is exactly why people need dads in their lives

    • @justfor8550
      @justfor8550 Месяц назад +4

      we need multiple dads? I just have the one omg am I gonna commit crimes now???

    • @jorgeandresbucaromaldonado1139
      @jorgeandresbucaromaldonado1139 Месяц назад +8

      Would've been nice to have a choice in that matter...

    • @soranakumara1252
      @soranakumara1252 Месяц назад

      @@jorgeandresbucaromaldonado1139 would have been very nice. I didnt have a strong father figure in my life and i can tell its affected me. The things im learning now on how to be a man, are the things only a father figure can teach well early in life.

    • @soranakumara1252
      @soranakumara1252 Месяц назад +8

      @@justfor8550 theres a reason people say it takes a Village to raise a child 👀

    • @justfor8550
      @justfor8550 Месяц назад +1

      @@soranakumara1252 so now dads arent important as long as you have a village, get your story straight

  • @PMTcommenter
    @PMTcommenter Месяц назад +157

    The “smarten up” vs “smarten up” was too accurate 😂

  • @cavenderautogroup210
    @cavenderautogroup210 18 дней назад

    The “hand chill signal” was epic 😂

  • @roys8870
    @roys8870 16 дней назад

    That is why a kid always needs a dad who understands.

  • @thomasrobinson3453
    @thomasrobinson3453 Месяц назад +42

    Dad is your defense attorney 😂

  • @medalwelder
    @medalwelder Месяц назад +102

    As a dad, I can confirm this is exactly how it goes, almost word for word lol.

  • @lanellramsey321
    @lanellramsey321 20 дней назад

    That’s screeching OH MY GOD, knocked me over 😂😂😂😂. The husband unexpectedly 😂😂😂😂

  • @seangallagher1947
    @seangallagher1947 8 дней назад

    Moms will see these skits and catch us doing this like any day now! Lol

  • @flare170
    @flare170 Месяц назад +117

    Nahhh but she fr screamed “🚔 MY GOSH!”

  • @ILOVECRUSTYCHEESYTOES
    @ILOVECRUSTYCHEESYTOES Месяц назад +740

    No bc why is the most accurate thing i've seen 😭

    • @insanitygamer_vibing
      @insanitygamer_vibing Месяц назад +16

      No it's cuz dad knows he has to be angry so that Mom isn't angry at him. But the hard truth is Dad doesn't really care, he didn't even notice the shoes

    • @baumjoey21
      @baumjoey21 Месяц назад +4

      Yep, he had to try and coddle her crazy so as to not have that crazy directed at him

    • @originaldanman
      @originaldanman Месяц назад

      Yep, That's me.

  • @isimioyekunlemarktaiwo3643
    @isimioyekunlemarktaiwo3643 5 дней назад

    The dude is every father in the world 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Augusttadu
    @Augusttadu 24 дня назад

    "You know where they go" 😂😂

  • @ManMang0
    @ManMang0 Месяц назад +215

    It's so true!!! The good cop, bad cop routine works and it comes so naturally to us Dads

  • @campfireeverything
    @campfireeverything Месяц назад +212

    “This is unacceptable” 😂😂😂

  • @bafanarapakgadi1834
    @bafanarapakgadi1834 23 дня назад

    This looks so real😂😂😂😂 I left it on repeat for a long time Mr.

  • @dilukachamathka3049
    @dilukachamathka3049 6 дней назад

    I think this is so relatable. When my mom get angry at me my dad also just repeats what mom said with a deeper voice.

  • @TruhbledPrincess
    @TruhbledPrincess Месяц назад +358

    'get your shit together or this is what we live with' dad's also tired of tripping on shoes lol

    • @rebeldominator725
      @rebeldominator725 Месяц назад +51

      No, dad tired of hearing moms mouth and tired of bitçhing and nagging when son does something. He just wants peace

    • @Chocolate_dragon
      @Chocolate_dragon Месяц назад +18

      @@rebeldominator725as a dad I can confirm your assessment is spot on….

    • @samnorman2307
      @samnorman2307 Месяц назад

      sorry girl, dad is tired of mom acting like a crazy ass bitch

    • @Strat-o-caster
      @Strat-o-caster Месяц назад +1

      No no that is not what he meant lmao

    • @djh780
      @djh780 Месяц назад +7

      As a dad, I trip on my son's and my own shoes all the time, completely unphased and unbothered. All that extra noise being made over the shoes, however, is unnecessarily unnecessary and annoying. So putting the shoes away would stop the noise, but I'm not bothered by the shoes at all. Strange how that works.

  • @justinkeenan6982
    @justinkeenan6982 Месяц назад +491

    Having a dad musta been awesome

    • @luckysummer6hi444
      @luckysummer6hi444 Месяц назад +51

      It was pretty cool dude

    • @tayzk5929
      @tayzk5929 Месяц назад +50

      Depends on the dad

    • @justinkeenan6982
      @justinkeenan6982 Месяц назад +15

      @@tayzk5929 that goes without saying im sure there are some shitty ones

    • @Avatar013
      @Avatar013 Месяц назад +13

      Having a cool dad musta been awesome.

    • @tayzk5929
      @tayzk5929 Месяц назад +3

      @@justinkeenan6982 Most are shitty

  • @oktagon4546
    @oktagon4546 17 дней назад

    The "SMARTEN UP smarten up,ok?" Is such a dad move

  • @fredmonroe6042
    @fredmonroe6042 5 дней назад

    My mom was the one we feared, can’t tell how many times he intervened 🤣😂😇

  • @quative2014
    @quative2014 Месяц назад +327

    Bro I literally felt like I was being yelled at 😂. I’m over here chilling wondering what did I do to deserve this? Top tier!

    • @user-jg3bw9xm9l
      @user-jg3bw9xm9l Месяц назад +4

      I thought I was the only one

    • @nukkumatti9587
      @nukkumatti9587 Месяц назад +1

      That's not getting yelled at. That's just corrective feedback😅

    • @jessereed8416
      @jessereed8416 Месяц назад +1

      ​@nukkumatti9587 yeah I mean, the belt didn't even come off😂😂

    • @nukkumatti9587
      @nukkumatti9587 Месяц назад

      ​@@jessereed8416 and she didn't connect the "game addiction" to the habit of leaving shoes everywhere, which obviously leads to drug abuse and dying of an overdose living under a bridge at the age of 30, after living a short but miserable life of leaving shoes and socks everywhere

  • @umutcantacer7271
    @umutcantacer7271 Месяц назад +39

    She plays her part very well. Almost too well.

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk Месяц назад

      Suspiciously well

  • @titansrule72
    @titansrule72 7 дней назад

    Dad's are the world's best defense attorneys.

  • @bishophjones
    @bishophjones 9 дней назад

    Thee Accuracy 🎯🤦🏿🤣🤣

  • @jjohnson218
    @jjohnson218 Месяц назад +187

    As a dad this is hella facts

    • @Averagetendy
      @Averagetendy Месяц назад +1

      Adoption papers have been sent

    • @EnterJester
      @EnterJester Месяц назад

      @@Averagetendy Divorce as well

  • @dtp_drip2659
    @dtp_drip2659 Месяц назад +169

    This is literally my parents 😂 My mom’s making a big deal of nothing and my dad doesn’t really care but he’s there to support my mom lmfaoo

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 Месяц назад

      Why is she making a big deal of nothing

    • @lolyourmad2181
      @lolyourmad2181 Месяц назад +8

      @@mark9294typical woman

    • @TheNegativeDude
      @TheNegativeDude Месяц назад +5

      @@mark9294 women are unable to regulate their emotions not unlike kids. if you get married and have a kid remember that you now have two kids.

    • @strugglesxxx
      @strugglesxxx Месяц назад

      ​@@TheNegativeDudeAs a woman...correct. But that's also cause most men don't give a f bout things and take 6 months to sort something out, and are never around cause they're often fatherless. Can't handle emotions and punch walls and get angry like a toddler, yk.

    • @TheNegativeDude
      @TheNegativeDude Месяц назад +5

      @@strugglesxxx true men can act violent when they get angry. but id say overall they dont get angry like 5-10 times a day like women do at every little thing. men are definitely more violent though.

  • @danitapu6703
    @danitapu6703 18 дней назад

    "YEA SMARTEN UP! ..Smarten up."

  • @christianjomar1
    @christianjomar1 16 дней назад

    That “OHHH MY GOSH” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nanomantube
    @nanomantube Месяц назад +55

    As a dad this is incredibly accurate 😂

  • @thetrin
    @thetrin Месяц назад +348

    God, my childhood was so much like this.

    • @Bonoboorg
      @Bonoboorg Месяц назад +6

      Oh I wish mine was

    • @brandonbradley8480
      @brandonbradley8480 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@Bonoboorgyeah...I waa literally LOCKED in my room growing up. I didn't even have a working heater OR a gaming system. I had legos...and a dictionary.

    • @The94Beanie
      @The94Beanie Месяц назад +2

      Sorry to hear that

    • @korb3757
      @korb3757 Месяц назад +3

      @@brandonbradley8480same bud. And if I got grounded I had nothing but my dresser and bed. I remember playing with fuzzies on the carpet lmao. Terrible times I try to forget.

    • @brandonbradley8480
      @brandonbradley8480 Месяц назад +1

      @@korb3757 I didn't even GET a carpet. I had linoleum over wood.