That rhyme though. Smoke a bowl and roll. Wake and bake and make her make you a steak. You're ingesting weed and ecstasy, and guess what day it is. Xmas eve.
ConnorCreed3 On some of them you can clearly see a tag, which means that he buys them from somewhere, which seems more funny to me than him just having them
Jake and Amir is by far the funniest series they have. Because Jake seems to be the only person in all videos who is somewhat normal, he is the one that you can mostly identify yourself with. Because of this the situations seem more realistic and the extreme contrast between Jake and Amir and the other actors becomes more ridiculous than in any of the other shows.
these Jake and Amir videos are so fucking funny bring them back, CollegeHumor is not funny anymore Jake and Amir were the only reasons to go on CollegeHumor
"I honestly thought you loved it" still makes me chuckle every time 9 years later
I'm glad I'm not alone here
@@jackkingsby116 same
It's a HUB
honestly one of my fav j and a quotes
fine
@@BradyAus Too much, too fast, way too soon
dfw airport has its own area code its so big
this isnt related but im from north texas and the opportunity to talk about dfw doesnt come up very often
#CollegeHumorDopplegangers
"Not another scroll, dude."
The way he says that is incredible.
That rhyme though. Smoke a bowl and roll. Wake and bake and make her make you a steak. You're ingesting weed and ecstasy, and guess what day it is. Xmas eve.
wake and bake and make jamaican steak and cake and bacon
The key to freestyle rapping? You just gotta relax.
lol I read your comment right as he was saying that!!!
Aditya Joglekar
Wow, that's so ironic.
The Lord truly moves in mysterious ways.
how is amir so good at rhyming but so bad at making raps?
If I had a dollar for every Jake and Amir re-run I've watched, I would not be spending my Saturday night watching Jake and Amir re-runs.
Yeah you would
Jake and Amir is by far the best series on this channel.
Cupcake Bunny Productions was* 😭
Bad series, nah, bad you
and at this point the only one
"A city so nice they named it Rice" - Amir "Exactly Rice" - Geoffrey
On a hat
@@michaelaa163 With a side of sauce.
with some anti-foam
While wearing a fadodo and an infinite jest
With a side of Riley so bad, you could call her a B-oili
The way he says 'it's a hub!' Makes me laugh
yes
2:55 Jake’s Amir impression was hilarious!
Agreed!
Anyone else realise that Amir was probably trying to trick Jake into marrying him..?
Amir's character is definitely a repressed homosexual
@@WerewolfofEpicness I lowkey ship them
Ultimateviolet type beat
Jerome Alday me too!
@@WerewolfofEpicness nah
'Its a HUB' is one of the best lines in the series
"I have a Rabbi Preist and Mosque on standby,"
"That last one wasn't even a person!" Ha!
Imam
bad scroll? Nah, bad you.
Was looking for this one ;)
"Smoke a bowl and roll! Wake n' bake and make her make you a steak. You're ingesting weed and ecstasy and guess what day it is -- Xmas eve."
delinquentJACK Have you done that before?
Wren Dean
Have you *not*?
I like how Jake said 'thoughts on the list?' imitating Amir it just cracked me up haha.. Hilarious all through out!
That Rice, Texas joke is so underrated
0:16 "You sick f*ck use your own name" best part!
the way jake says "thoughts on the list" makes me laugh so much
This episode probably has the most J&E lines that randomly float through my head in daily life
People who come back to this video every xmas eve, I'd like to wish you a very merry christmas.
It’s 2024 and Xmas eve again! Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄
sounds like a fucked up buzzfeed article
+Rupert Sigmund This was the precursor to buzzfeed articles
+Tyler Durden - Definitely "bad you" for not understanding the word "redundant" and then lying about having looked it up.
+Tyler Durden Dialer Turden
All Buzzfeed articles = fucked up. Saying a Buzzfeed article is fucked up is a given, making it redundant. That's the joke.
I honestly thought you loved it.
That's the map that came with the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I know because I have a copy.
I thought I was the only one who noticed. Lol.
it aint
Wires1994
Yes. It is.
Damian Louden
Is that a limited edition copy of the map or something? cause mine was definitely not in parchment, it was like poster paper.
CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
Mine was also on paper and it's from the game of the year edition. I'm not sure what the limited edition version was like.
finally a good college humor video. can't ever go wrong with jake and amir.
Best Jake and Amir, and even just video, on this channel for a while. Well done college humor, well done.
jake should have given amir more props on the list bc his flow was actually pretty good
I love how the top 3 were all marriage!
i love how hes not answering jake's question on where he gets scrolls.
ConnorCreed3 On some of them you can clearly see a tag, which means that he buys them from somewhere, which seems more funny to me than him just having them
@Ian Langille That's more than an answer, that's a contract
Amir: *does stupid shit*
Jake: that was bad and you’re a bad person.
omg i laughed soooo much, and this is the second time im watching this. thank you for making this! you guys are awesome. yeay!
"Honestly, i'm just trying to get laid." LOLOLOL
Bad way
This is probably my favorite scroll vid. Next to top 10 fish to fry.
Came back here for a city so nice they named it rice. I think about that so often
ITS A HUB
"I HAVE A RABBI A PRIEST AND A MOSQUE ON STANDBY" LOOOOOOOOLLLLL XD
"Have you done that before?"
"Yes."
LOL
i have seen every jake and amir episode and this is by far my favorite
All marriages are arranged, if you include destiny
And guess what, I'm giving you that one for free.
I cry of laughter every time I watch these videos.
tears of soy?
You're beefing tears of soy
It’s been 8.5 years and I remember most of the words of this video. Lol
I'm so glad I have computer class for 1 hr 45 minutes cos I just sit here and watch Jake and Amir lol
Jake and Amir is by far the funniest series they have. Because Jake seems to be the only person in all videos who is somewhat normal, he is the one that you can mostly identify yourself with. Because of this the situations seem more realistic and the extreme contrast between Jake and Amir and the other actors becomes more ridiculous than in any of the other shows.
Amir's face at 1:11 hahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh my gosh dude
That's awesome
It says girl in the username you puup
Needs to be a gif
I think that's the first time I've genuinely laughed at just a silly face in many years lol
Amir is much better at impersonating Jake than Jake is at impersonating Amir
The best episode omg
ALL RICE
Ambister HENRY
+A. Schutte all RICE
Can’t wait to do date number 5 today
did you do it?
They need to put these scrolls in a time capsule so the future will know how we lived.
This needs to be a marriage proposal 😂
This is the only reason why I am still subscribed.
Pat's fish puppet from "Dating Coach Pt. !" is behind Amir the whole video.
Either Amir talks to fast or I'm stupid. I have to keep replaying parts of the video to fully hear what he says properly.
Did anyone catch Jake's middle name(s)?
Pencooper
Penn Cooper
penne kuuper
Has anyone else noticed he's using a map of Kalimdor from World of Warcraft for the scroll ??
2020 still here
Kojigamer🎮🎮 same
"Thoughts on the list." was a perfect imitation of Amir.
scroll episodes are the best
Still better than buzzfeed
Awake and bake and have her make you a steak.
-Amir Blumifeld
Wake and bake and make her make you a steak*
We're smoking weed and extacy, and guess what day it is:
The intro is funnier than it actually is LMFAO
'Lucky number slueven'
This is one of my favorite episodes for sure. 2019!!!
I actially watch these series just to watch Amir (NO HOMO).
actually
Rokkar Channel typo
its okay :)
+Red Vice Lol "no homo". Everybody watches these for Amir, he's funny.
"You sick fuck, use your own name!" Hahaha
"Number 10, where and when? Let it be her call it is 2011 after all"
A priest, a rabbi & a mosque
i love jake's shirt in this, that is a chill shirt. no wonder amir keeps a record of everything he wears
Jake, you are getting the year wrong too dude. Its 2017, catch up with the times
Tyler McCandless It's current year brah!
Nunya Business That's the joke brah!
Tyler McCandless Nope. It’s 2019, still wrong.
Watching this on “x-mass eve” hits different
these Jake and Amir videos are so fucking funny bring them back, CollegeHumor is not funny anymore Jake and Amir were the only reasons to go on CollegeHumor
I don't think CollegeHumor had anything to do with it, I think that they left on their own.
GabenIsMahLord they never left. They still work for them doing their podcast
Oh, really? Didn't know, I'll have to check that out. Thanks, man
That's not entirely true, they have their own podcast network called Headgum nowadays. They're kind of philosophers in that regard.
Those poems were beautiful! =')
Lucky number shleven
my favorite movie
Change your name to Kevin.
All marriages are arranged if you include destiny
Is that a Skyrim map? Lol
benmoser11 its northeastern Canada
I actually LOL'd at this, but not because of any one joke. It was more of a slow, steady accumulation of humor that got me.
Lucky number sleven
Really good movie. In case someone was wondering
Change your name to Kevin!
My chest hurts from laughing
I just noticed that's a skyrim map
The debate has gone on for millennia, almost certainly not a skyrim map though. Source: I have one in my bedroom
Funniest Jake and Amir in a while, holy shit.
Anyone else always impressed by Amir's rhyming skills?
Did anyone else notice that they dubbed Jake saying “I don’t like it” over him saying “I don’t want it”
one time i accidently cut my self on my stomach, and i laughed so hard it re-opened the wound. Omfg it hurt so good
That's great that your paying attention to some of the words in the video.
how do these guys keep a straight face
I like how CH are finally making their videos in HD
"you sick Fuck use your own name!" That line and how it was presented was priceless!
I saw you on MTV at Pranked/Punked!!!! :D
where did jake get that shirt?
One of the best episodes ever!
does anyone know what other Jake and Amir scroll episode where hes saying the top 10 cars to hot box in? PLEASE
try a RUclips to _____ online convertere, maybe like mp4? not sure because i have tried it yet :P
And, that's why I'm still subscribed to collegehumor. Bravo
0:14 Jakes reaction is the best part of this whole video
This is the first collegehumor video I've found funny in a while.
I love how the last 3 were proposals.
number five is so god damn hilarious.. idk why but it's just too funny
Amir's face at 1:11 kills me with laughter every time.
The Scroll episodes are top tier!
Number one is the sweetest thing I've heard.
Whoever writes these is a genius
Jake and amir write these
Isn't that the map you get with Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion? I still have that hanging on my wall lol
"SICK FUCK! USE YOUR OWN NAME!" fav bit right there XD
what episode had the first list in in, been looking and cant find it
These are good ideas ngl
You didn’t lie
I’ve never had one of these as a first date which why all of my first dates so far have been drenched in disappointment