Alright, sweet. After like practicing 0:47 for like a half hour straight I can confidently say that the next time someone asked me if I believe in horoscopes I'm dropping this on them: "Honestly, I thought a lot of it was legalese Japanese mumbo-jumbo bullshit; Western medicine meets Western Union; urban garbage yoga yuppie mommy-blogger rag-mag e-zine Candyland cookie-cutter sci-fi wi-fi jai alai verbal diarrhea, but honestly, it turns out a lot of it is spiritual fact." Thanks Jake and Amir!
@@kirbylover37 Math? Ha. Math was crap. If you wanna know why then steal a HEN. Learning shit is for nerds and jocks, don’t believe me, ask my UNCLE. Green, blue, brown and red. Go to school and you regret it. I got 99 problems but a bitch ate one
“JAKE: Your mind is so impressionable. AMIR: My mind is not impressionable! JAKE: Yes it is! AMIR: I guess it is. JAKE: God, that's fast. Even for you, that was fast.” Gets me every time.
I think one of the best things about J&A is that you find this written under almost everyone of their videos. Speaks volumes about the strength of their content
I love the videos where Jake either tries to kill Amir or doesn't do anything to stop him from dying. Really shows how their relationship has grown over the years.
honestly, both the writing and the acting is so next level. The bizarre left turn into a hypnosis murder plot followed by the ultimate conceit that he knew the whole time. It feels like they're going full lunacy but then they bring it back home so well. Also, Jake's acting in this one is superb. The way he sells his intrigue as Amir wakes up is genuinely movie quality.
Recently i’ve been finding a lot of their deleted jake and amirs that go down the jake tries to kill amir or asks him to die route. I’m guessing they were too dark for the series haha
Ahem: "Leo is a firm believer in hard work, but tends to get things done through their charm and social skills. However, both Leo and Capricorn are extremely devoted, especially to each other. Although they may seem to be an unlikely couple on the surface, their love will grow as they discover similarities."
Like me, Amir has that cusp wind of Aquarius seeping through (anyone 19-23 of any month can be a VICTIM of this) hence why he's loud, hilarious, random and even more compatible with a leo
+Mäu Fucking hell its been almost a year but it's cause they wanted to catch up on youtube to where they were on collegehumor so they had to skip of Jake and Amir being posted. All for the finale.
The rights of all the jake and Amir videos were transferred to the If I Were You channel after they bought them, and I guess that doesn’t transfer the comments on the videos
+Rain Awareness Stolen? You can only steal another person's property. Property is a thing, thing is an object, object is something you can see and touch. You can't touch the video, hence it was not stolen.
"legalese, Japanese, mumbo jumbo, bullshit, western medicine meets western union, urban garbage, yoga, yuppie, mommy-blogger, rag-mag, e-zine, candy land, cookie cutter, sci-fi, wi-fi, hi-li, verbal diarrhea..." gotta work that one into my everyday conversations
This is the way the finale should've gone down. With Amir getting progressively more deranged, and Jake having to put him down like in of mice and men.
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Alright, sweet. After like practicing 0:47 for like a half hour straight I can confidently say that the next time someone asked me if I believe in horoscopes I'm dropping this on them:
"Honestly, I thought a lot of it was legalese Japanese mumbo-jumbo bullshit; Western medicine meets Western Union; urban garbage yoga yuppie mommy-blogger rag-mag e-zine Candyland cookie-cutter sci-fi wi-fi jai alai verbal diarrhea, but honestly, it turns out a lot of it is spiritual fact."
Thanks Jake and Amir!
Can you still do it?
@@satincartoon2213 Yes. That shit is ingrained. Way better than knowing math or some shit.
As a Jake and Amir fan, I love this. As a math teacher, that statement kills me a little
@@kirbylover37 Math? Ha. Math was crap. If you wanna know why then steal a HEN. Learning shit is for nerds and jocks, don’t believe me, ask my UNCLE. Green, blue, brown and red. Go to school and you regret it. I got 99 problems but a bitch ate one
I’m instantly impressed by anyone who can do this. I think Amir just spouts stuff off the cuff, it’s nuts
"You will hurl yourself out the window" "Jesus..."
I'm in a fit of laughter here, that was golden.
Keil000 he said throw. little fucker
@@JoffWasHere why is “little fucker” so goddamn funny?? It kills me everytime.
that “jesus” might be one of my favorite deliveries of a line in all of j&a
"Very sleepy master," "I didn't say I was your master,""Didnt have to,"
She said nothing.
@@Materazzi73 didnt have to
Felipe Montealegre You write again “I love you”
rolandpointoh I do
@@rottentea9246 she said nothing
"make me cluck like a chicken... boy will my face be red" I lost it XD
lmao "you can do whatever you want on the way down"
I wish I could've known about the view from halfway down
Coming 6 years later to like your comment ❤
The dialog for Jake and Amir will always be one of the best comedy writing ever. They should hire those guys to write for movies
3:55 So Amir knows Jake's birthday, and Jake knows Amir's birthday. True gullies!
;$jake tried to kill me 😎 I am not a chicken
Jake is spelled Jjkae
My new password
;;*hi amir?
@@NoFaceMan6poetic licence
As the handbook says. "Every sensei is a master and every student should refer to him as such"
@@m93sammanGod I love this fandom
@@mikelor84 I don't even remember making this comment, but it seems as though I was a pimp and a cool. UPVOTE ME TO KARMA HEAVEN, BABY!
@@m93samman ass
@@mikelor84 ... That's beautiful.
I love Amir's rant of buzzwords he doesn't understand XD
Boy, will my face be red.
This is weirdly my favorite episode out of them all.
"Rest assure you can solve them, maybe not though"
...Jake IS the master...
The pinch is the master...
Jake was the master.
And he has laid claim to The Master.
***** Raven's Nest is the master.
Therefore, he is the master.
Good to see even old unlisted videos like this one are back! One of my favorites
So did they switch this over from the third party channel it was on before?
“JAKE: Your mind is so impressionable.
AMIR: My mind is not impressionable!
JAKE: Yes it is!
AMIR: I guess it is.
JAKE: God, that's fast. Even for you, that was fast.” Gets me every time.
Ive seen this video a million times and i just realized Jakes horoscope fits for the episode
So does Amir's🙃
Maybe not though
1:38 very smooth
loved his look. so sexy
"didn't have to" classic! and Amir's look at 1:38
What episode is "didn't have to" from ?
Domidod1d the Tinder one
Amir has swag at 1:37
+W E I shit you're right
thats not swag. that's class
haha I love the look he puts on
Has anyone made a gif of this because I has to have it
W E I NOBODY CAN TOUCH MY SWAAAAG
"Open the window, then jump"
"No chicken"
"No chicken"
Wow this one got dark...
This is dark af
@hi there no its just funny
This might be the best written episode of J and A. Script game on point.
Seriously this is one of the ones I always come back to
I think one of the best things about J&A is that you find this written under almost everyone of their videos. Speaks volumes about the strength of their content
;;*hi amir?
if any of you were trying to visualize it
;$jake tried to kill me🕶i'm not a chicken
He send that to his mother
What does this mean btw? I never understood why Jake said it’s bad lol
Yasmine Laoi because Jake thought that his mom sent it to amir, and was laughing at the fact that old people aren’t great at using phones
I love the videos where Jake either tries to kill Amir or doesn't do anything to stop him from dying. Really shows how their relationship has grown over the years.
I've actually never seen this one
+harri seward There are many episodes that they just posted on the college humor page and not to youtube
+harri seward How does it feel like
Why is this not on collegehumor
Well, why not watch it? You were here!
Us Pisces don't believe in Astrology.
Uh huh...
Speak for yourself, ass.
You're the ass, ASS.
I eat ass, ASS.
You're the ass, ASS.
Man more i watch Jake and Amir videos more i spot new things: that 1:38 amir cool face is just genius XD
I know, right? He's just so confident in that shot. It's like a completely different person.
I love the little faces Amir makes while Jake rants to him.
"He's getting smarter." - Little Orphan Annie
i love all of this video, and the bulk of it gets the praise it deserves
but the first 30 seconds works perfectly as a joke by itself
This is MAAAYBE my FAVORITE episode!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gets me EVERY TIME!!!
honestly, both the writing and the acting is so next level. The bizarre left turn into a hypnosis murder plot followed by the ultimate conceit that he knew the whole time. It feels like they're going full lunacy but then they bring it back home so well. Also, Jake's acting in this one is superb. The way he sells his intrigue as Amir wakes up is genuinely movie quality.
Recently i’ve been finding a lot of their deleted jake and amirs that go down the jake tries to kill amir or asks him to die route. I’m guessing they were too dark for the series haha
This whole episode is gold, even the beginning with the texting
This is probably my favorite episode.
Lmfaooo “ good guess, down to the minute”.
Ahem:
"Leo is a firm believer in hard work, but tends to get things done through their charm and social skills. However, both Leo and Capricorn are extremely devoted, especially to each other. Although they may seem to be an unlikely couple on the surface, their love will grow as they discover similarities."
HA I don't like work
awww thats actually so cute
awwwwww that's so bullshit
Like me, Amir has that cusp wind of Aquarius seeping through (anyone 19-23 of any month can be a VICTIM of this) hence why he's loud, hilarious, random and even more compatible with a leo
ND Junction no he's not it doesn't matter which month will you were born
1:38 Here comes the smoulder.
Lol Amir looked straight up Dapper for a second
The opening texting joke was fucking hilarious. Great structure, gotta love it
0:44-1:06 is one of my favorite things in this entire series ever
1:37 Amir is trying to be Stephen Colbert
The glasses trick?
Stephen Colbert = one of the least funny men in america, Amir: funny as fuck. please dont compare the two they are polar opposites in terms of comedy
King Moka Maybe you don't understand his comedy
Colbert is brilliant! Amir, too, of course
;$ Jake tried to kill me 😎 I'm not a chicken.
3:44
1:57 Amir makes the Hypnokiller connection
i missed watching these. good to be back
"No clucking, you could do whatever you want on the way down, just be sure to do the important bullet points" Jesus that's dark 😂
If Jake wants Amir to jump out the window just put a picture of him in Bo Peep clothes on the fridge
I love the way Amir says “maybe not though.” I think about it every time I have to give my opinion on something
why is this not on collegehumor's channel
Because they didn't think it was gucci
CreeperDroppings
i thought this one was hilarious
+DaPingPongKing Might be because of all the jumping down the window thing with all the sensitive people around.
+DaPingPongKing Might be because of all the jumping down the window thing with all the sensitive people around.
+Mäu Fucking hell its been almost a year but it's cause they wanted to catch up on youtube to where they were on collegehumor so they had to skip of Jake and Amir being posted. All for the finale.
;;*hi amir?
:$jake tried to kill me😎i am not a chicken
SUCH an underrated gem
This episode evolves into an apple, because it is that of my eye!
I love the context that Amir apparently operates entirely within the subconcious
Feel like watching community evertime i watch jake and amir
Why isn't this on the main channel?
Suicide jokes
@@WillToWinvlog technically murder with suicide as the cover
God this one was dark
Why are there no comments on this video? also literally my favorite jake and amir episode
The rights of all the jake and Amir videos were transferred to the If I Were You channel after they bought them, and I guess that doesn’t transfer the comments on the videos
The Jake birthday guess at the beginning 😂😂😂
1:39 jesus amir looks sooo cute
"jesus" the funniest part by far
lolol no doubt! I died
honestly after everything i've seen on this show i'm surprised that jake thought that jumping out of a window would be enough to kill amir
There are so little comments I'm so surprised since they're so amazing
Omg this is one of the best I’ve seen in a whike
How did i miss this one?
Why is this shot so well but uploaded in 360p??
This was re-uploaded and then got moved over to the JakeandAmir channel so it was shot well, uploaded in bad quality, and preserved in bad quality.
Where did you steal this before they deleted it?
+Rain Awareness Stolen? You can only steal another person's property. Property is a thing, thing is an object, object is something you can see and touch.
You can't touch the video, hence it was not stolen.
+Mäu It's called intellectual property
+Rain Awareness Here is an archive of all there videos including outtakes mega:///#F!u1p0GDQJ!62FfuQpA06R4qbHGDZLbYA
Linked from /r/jakeandamir.
Actually had to root for Amir this time. That was cold, Jake.
So was Amir's body after he followed Jake eventually
Colder than aardvark cum
Watching on jakes birthday
@ 2:10 did anyone else get the "didn't have to" reference here... cracked me up
+Aashish Priye We all got it.
What episode is "didn't have to" from ?
+Domidod1d Jake and Amir: Tinder
Aashish Priye I don't think it was a reference to that
Woah how have I not seen this episode?
One of the bests
That's awesome dude!
Thelifeof Pewpew You’re a dumbass.
@@Strummie twas the season
Imagine if at the end they pan out and there was someone sitting right out of frame listening to all of it and just not caring.
peak jake and amir!
Finally its up on youtube.
Did you guys get the rights for the show?
They did!
Hey happy birthday Jake! He's 35!
‘Down to the minute’ cracked me
1:39 Amir’s Face 😂
that was defiantly the most evil thing jake has ever done. trying to get amir to suicide himself.
You are my master
Holy shit Jake has the same birthday as me. (just a decade earlier)
same, twin
"you're not teaching me anything" 😂😂
this is probably top 10 J&A of all time
Shoutout burgundyskymusic.. if you know you know
why is there no one else in the office
1:37 this look 🤣
So Sagittarius also need to be on the look out for hypno-killers, as well as Capricorns lol
what is this?? why is this not on collegehumors channel??
lowiigibros because they removed it due to it being so unbelievably dark
Happy Murphday Jjkae!
"Good guess"
The lighting in these later episodes is darker and more depressing. It doesn't fit the old happy jake and amir :(
i wonder what mickeys star sign is
The conversation at the beginning was actually pretty normal on amirs part, jake was kind of being a diva
CollegeHumor no longer exists after this day
"Still tried to kill me, little fucker"
-Amir
holy shit jake sounds so much more angry this video
;;*Hi Amir?
"legalese, Japanese, mumbo jumbo, bullshit, western medicine meets western union, urban garbage, yoga, yuppie, mommy-blogger, rag-mag, e-zine, candy land, cookie cutter, sci-fi, wi-fi, hi-li, verbal diarrhea..." gotta work that one into my everyday conversations
This is the way the finale should've gone down. With Amir getting progressively more deranged, and Jake having to put him down like in of mice and men.
Who's still here in 2024?
Trump is baby. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP. Trump is your zaddy, ashmir.
so Amir is a Capricorn... it all makes so much sense now