CEOs during pride month

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @C_heeseable
    @C_heeseable 2 года назад +21460

    "They keep adding letters, but I keep adding tolerance" is a hard fucking line

    • @josephgarcia4302
      @josephgarcia4302 2 года назад +110

      On god💀

    • @BiggieJ4224
      @BiggieJ4224 2 года назад +56

      dont tell me ur profile pic is u my boy 💀

    • @slaptheconsole9301
      @slaptheconsole9301 2 года назад +45

      @@BiggieJ4224 band kid energy

    • @cheshireket3132
      @cheshireket3132 2 года назад +27

      @@BiggieJ4224 this is 100 percent a middle-school account

    • @Cy2o9
      @Cy2o9 2 года назад

      @@BiggieJ4224 why does your creepy ass stare so hard

  • @bluedragon4055
    @bluedragon4055 2 года назад +7079

    “Well get her BAAAACK!!!” That’s literally the nicest thing Bryce has ever said to an employee, lol!

    • @clodolcmidnights837
      @clodolcmidnights837 2 года назад +269

      Correction: nicest thing Bryce has ever said to an employee that isn’t Donovan

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 2 года назад +11

      @@clodolcmidnights837 true

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 2 года назад +7

      True

    • @tOo_0dd
      @tOo_0dd 2 года назад +1

      And yet that was due to her derisiveness and hatred towards gays loll

    • @MrChuckleslol
      @MrChuckleslol 2 года назад +8

      Well now I feel like an absolute idiot for thinking that was Brandon rogers, but I am a bit drunk

  • @BabyGhast4
    @BabyGhast4 2 года назад +25989

    I absolutely adore the subtle joke of Bryce Tankthrust thinking that the only LGBTQ+ people are gay men.

    • @socks1w
      @socks1w 2 года назад +731

      I didn’t catch that. Oh wow. 😂

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 2 года назад

      @@socks1w Wait, youre tellin me this is about more than gay men? Coulda fooled me, given the fact that most "women" only date other women to try and get a man... Something like 70 percent. lgbtqabcxyz123 has always been about men. This is mens nonsense . Which is why lezzys dont have a show called "drag race" ffs.

    • @orionhan2431
      @orionhan2431 2 года назад +496

      They are the demographic with the most "kaching" 😉

    • @_kokokola_6660
      @_kokokola_6660 Год назад +359

      lol almost every company does that XD

    • @RushWheeler
      @RushWheeler Год назад

      Every company that does this only thinks that the entire LGBTQ+ community is gays, lesbians and non-binary people.

  • @nickrustyson8124
    @nickrustyson8124 10 месяцев назад +7113

    With the news that Brandon is voicing Katie Killjoy, someone has to make a animatic of this with Katie

    • @randomhuman_05
      @randomhuman_05 10 месяцев назад +177

      I literally came here to comment that🤣
      (And now I might have to)

    • @Vexcited_
      @Vexcited_ 10 месяцев назад +116

      Would be a shame if someone's working on it right now-

    • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
      @duckysguidetoshipping8930 10 месяцев назад +27

      PLEASE

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 10 месяцев назад +33

      WAIT HE IS HOLY SHIT

    • @OzzerZinx
      @OzzerZinx 10 месяцев назад +23

      WAIT WAIT IM ALMOST FINISHED 😭😭 I'LL BE THE FIRST

  • @Xenon_Proto
    @Xenon_Proto 2 года назад +25096

    0:44 “I may not know much about gay rights but this month I care about them”
    Best line and literally every corporation

  • @realbigflopa
    @realbigflopa 2 года назад +17126

    “It did get better, because i get richer”
    Perfect summarization of CEOs during pride month

    • @im_theodore
      @im_theodore 2 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @blackleague212
      @blackleague212 2 года назад +30

      @@im_theodore the joke is because He is actually gay but he was doing a tongue in cheek joke. Now he has millions so good for him, it got better.

    • @goonking420
      @goonking420 2 года назад +2

      @@blackleague212 and if you're a ceo or other higher up you instantly hate LGBTQIAs

    • @idunno3787
      @idunno3787 Год назад +30

      "You will never meet anyone Gayer than a CEO, but only in the month of June" - My friends friend

    • @jason256-8
      @jason256-8 Год назад +3

      Some companies like Disney even exploit the Pride month.

  • @sushimulaney7657
    @sushimulaney7657 2 года назад +31737

    "They keep adding letters but I keep adding tolerance!" Always a work of art LMAO!

    • @T3RRORGL1TCH
      @T3RRORGL1TCH 2 года назад +72

      Wow you can listen. Nice comment. Not.

    • @sammyjones8279
      @sammyjones8279 2 года назад +290

      Actually now its LMAOQIA+

    • @generic_tough_guy.4830
      @generic_tough_guy.4830 2 года назад +155

      @@T3RRORGL1TCH it's always the comments that add nothing that get the likes

    • @janemaria8912
      @janemaria8912 2 года назад +409

      @@T3RRORGL1TCH you know theres a reason why comments are called COMMENTS and not "deep philosophical findings that can further out knowledge on the world"

    • @cruzifizing3588
      @cruzifizing3588 2 года назад +13

      thank you for saying what was said back to me im deaf so it really helps

  • @MysticMelody124
    @MysticMelody124 5 месяцев назад +1969

    It's that time of the year to rewatch this masterpiece again.

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen 2 года назад +9858

    Is this the video CEOs watch before Pride

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 2 года назад +27139

    Let’s all acknowledge that Brandon kills it in heels

  • @rena_xie
    @rena_xie 2 года назад +4317

    "you can't spell homosexual without me!"
    GEZUZ I CACKLED SO MUCH

    • @MorriStockYT
      @MorriStockYT 2 года назад +17

      hoMosExual

    • @potaotskin2140
      @potaotskin2140 2 года назад +12

      Can't spell Homosexual without $3x :)

    • @potaotskin2140
      @potaotskin2140 2 года назад +2

      @Dirty Dan ......I stand corrected (definitely) :[

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn 2 года назад +1

      same 😂😂😂 h o M o s E x u a l 😂

    • @owari5536
      @owari5536 2 года назад +4

      You also can't spell homosexual without "a home"

  • @youneverknow1298
    @youneverknow1298 Месяц назад +1106

    i recommend to anyone reading this to go and read the book called unleashing pride: from closet to unstoppable

  • @_bow_and_arrow_
    @_bow_and_arrow_ Год назад +4475

    “She even said something sweet!”
    “What time is it?” 💀

    • @supersaiyan30-
      @supersaiyan30- Год назад +16

      Lmao.

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 Год назад +44

      For Bryce that is the sweetest thing she has said

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +13

      @tahraethestoryteller6079 I think it’s likely that she’s been sweeter to Bobby.

    • @GardenData61371
      @GardenData61371 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's high noon

    • @Blikke1
      @Blikke1 6 месяцев назад

      @@GardenData61371waaaah waaaah waaaah

  • @feddyfaburr
    @feddyfaburr 2 года назад +12187

    “She even shook my hand and said something sweet!”
    *”What time is it”*
    Ah yes, the ultimate compliment

  • @francesthepossum1812
    @francesthepossum1812 2 года назад +13084

    “I’m not actually gay, I have a girlfriend”
    “Well ya fooled me 🔫 and you’re gonna fool her!”
    Best line I stg

  • @randomnormalperson
    @randomnormalperson 7 месяцев назад +833

    the "choice" to be gay is the choice to slay. love that subtle detail she thinks its a choice

    • @dylatron4533
      @dylatron4533 3 месяца назад +2

      ?

    • @potatopancakes58
      @potatopancakes58 3 месяца назад

      @@dylatron4533You can't "choose" to be gay because you can't control who you're attracted to, so they're pointing out that Bryce thinks you can control being gay

    • @RaylineOfSunshine
      @RaylineOfSunshine 3 месяца назад +19

      @@dylatron4533 the charectar thinks being gay is a choice lol (it isnt, otherwise gays wouldnt exsist)

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 Месяц назад

      I mean I got tired of being straight after a really bad relationship and decided to try the opposite sex out lol never had any interest before in it

  • @TengouX
    @TengouX 2 года назад +3752

    "Just because I have standards doesn't mean I can't be an ally."
    Ouch, I love it

    • @TrustedWithGuns
      @TrustedWithGuns Год назад +9

      One thousand likes and not one comment? Let me fix that

    • @arcticfloof3122
      @arcticfloof3122 Год назад

      just like me at a gay stripclub im here to fill a hole

    • @KendallChantelle-ff3ue
      @KendallChantelle-ff3ue 11 месяцев назад +2

      Two thousand point four likes and only one comment? Let me fix that

    • @GamerMage2k-kl4iq
      @GamerMage2k-kl4iq 10 месяцев назад +2

      Damn, where are the comments for this well liked reply?

  • @QueenieBobon
    @QueenieBobon 2 года назад +9272

    "You can't spell hoMosExuals without ✨ME✨"
    Just wonderful

    • @morninggloom8391
      @morninggloom8391 2 года назад +91

      It’s even better after watching helluva boss!

    • @dianapastor5768
      @dianapastor5768 2 года назад +8

      i was your 1000th like do i get a prize

    • @sxlproductions
      @sxlproductions Год назад +61

      @@morninggloom8391 it's even even better knowing Brandon is gay and is playing a straight woman

    • @piggypiggy8945
      @piggypiggy8945 Год назад +6

      Taylor Swift be like

    • @iamReddington
      @iamReddington Год назад +4

      You are gorgeous

  • @ChuppyDuh
    @ChuppyDuh 2 года назад +1692

    The way Bryce *thwarps* her fan shows she’s the best ally for sure.

  • @Emily-rd4kh
    @Emily-rd4kh 10 месяцев назад +434

    “Just becuase I have standards “ that tells me Brandon is gonna KILL it voicing Katie Killjoy

  • @bigt3785
    @bigt3785 2 года назад +902

    "Well, it did get better, cuz I got richer."
    Literally the mindset of every company in June. 👏👏👏

    • @berylbell8452
      @berylbell8452 2 года назад +9

      *counting gay dollars at the end of month* "well I'll be damned, it DOES get better!"

    • @jellythejellyfish7035
      @jellythejellyfish7035 2 года назад +1

      They on that grind, gotta get them profits

  • @bobbysmagnumdong6965
    @bobbysmagnumdong6965 2 года назад +3946

    "THE CHOICE TO BE GAY IS THE CHOICE TO SLAY"
    this will forever be on my gravestone.

    • @vikinggamer7727
      @vikinggamer7727 2 года назад +17

      Unless you forget

    • @RichterTheRat
      @RichterTheRat 2 года назад +22

      I don't think you understand the joke.

    • @liamorrison4484
      @liamorrison4484 2 года назад +2

      @@RichterTheRat I don't get the joke, would you explain it to me please?

    • @bigfloppa3835
      @bigfloppa3835 2 года назад +1

      @Daniel Jaramillo lmfao

    • @jadem9822
      @jadem9822 2 года назад +73

      @@liamorrison4484 it was saying that being gay is a choice

  • @arwenwinn8370
    @arwenwinn8370 2 года назад +1090

    “You can’t spell Homosexual without ‘me’” and “They keep adding letters but I keep adding tolerance” are some of the best lines ever.

  • @themysticarcher3313
    @themysticarcher3313 5 месяцев назад +194

    “You can’t spell homosexual without ME” bro that took me out 💀

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Год назад +5027

    “SHIT MY PRECIOUS ACRONYM”
    I love this part

  • @pigmasters3263
    @pigmasters3263 2 года назад +18400

    The irony here is that this time, Bryce is not being any worse morally than 95% of CEOs this month. Most of the other CEOs are doing the same exact thing.
    15k likes. That's pretty cool
    17k likes. That’s kinda nutty ngl

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 2 года назад +117

      Maybe it’s because Bryce finally grew a tiny heart. She’s changing

    • @CreamCobblerFiend
      @CreamCobblerFiend 2 года назад +7

      hello

    • @LeafyReuploads
      @LeafyReuploads 2 года назад +25

      Maybe cause thats the point of this video?

    • @pigmasters3263
      @pigmasters3263 2 года назад +40

      @@LeafyReuploads Ik it is. The point of the video was to be ironic satire. I'm just pointing it out for added effect. Love Brandon, been a fan for years!

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 2 года назад +8

      ​@@topmalk a heart for profits

  • @angel8165
    @angel8165 2 года назад +9824

    "I fully support the LGB *checks paper* T community"
    "F*ck you mean there's a Q now what does that stand for queer? HAHAH"
    "Oh it does."

    • @randomdude8790
      @randomdude8790 2 года назад +49

      What video was that in now again?

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 2 года назад +138

      @@randomdude8790 i think the ex-president one iirc

    • @AerialSong
      @AerialSong 2 года назад +44

      @@randomdude8790 Madam Ex President

    • @randomdude8790
      @randomdude8790 2 года назад +10

      @@mrsneeze903 Thank you!

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 2 года назад +174

      The word "queer" exist in such strange limbo where it is and is not a slur at the same time

  • @sprafton
    @sprafton 10 месяцев назад +1251

    I'm watching this knowing Brandon's gonna voice Katy killjoy in hazbin hotel and it's never made more sense

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 10 месяцев назад +74

      I think he invented the character and Vivienne was like yup that’s our news anchor
      The fact Katie also hates gay people is just the cherry on top

    • @alderlopezcastro4928
      @alderlopezcastro4928 10 месяцев назад +42

      Katy Killjoy before her death

    • @ThePoliticalDemon2001
      @ThePoliticalDemon2001 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@hallway_revenant7919 How do you know Katie is referring to Homosexuals & not the obnoxiously-happy people? 🤔IDK, a lot of people don't like nice people, & Charlie takes being nice to the extreme to the point that it's adorable (while to some, it's annoying).

    • @sleepy_cocoa5526
      @sleepy_cocoa5526 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@ThePoliticalDemon2001
      Maybe because in the pilot she says, and I quote:
      "I don't touch the gays, i have standards" to Charlie???

    • @Kintsugi13-nr9nf
      @Kintsugi13-nr9nf 8 месяцев назад +9

      "Just because I have standards doesn't mean I can't be an ally"

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong Год назад +7911

    "If homosexuality is a sin then why did god make gay porn so fucking hot?" Is a phrase I will now live by

    • @luckyeight4148
      @luckyeight4148 Год назад +93

      I read this as it was being said lmao

    • @qunz-tn7gr
      @qunz-tn7gr Год назад +30

      Humans made it hot not God lmao

    • @governmentshugedick8735
      @governmentshugedick8735 Год назад +238

      @@qunz-tn7gr i literally saw someone dressed up as jesus and then make a gay porn video, its 20+ mins

    • @hopesanddreams2998
      @hopesanddreams2998 Год назад +65

      @@governmentshugedick8735link?

    • @kenziemathews926
      @kenziemathews926 Год назад +1

      ​@qunz-tn7gr If God is omnipotent and created humans, it follows that God knew about the future existence of gay porn and thus approved of it. Otherwise we wouldn't have it. Thus, it's his fault if he wants to get angry about it.

  • @RejectedHeroesMedia
    @RejectedHeroesMedia 2 года назад +841

    "I'm not gay...I have a girlfriend"
    Bryce: well...you fooled me... and now you're gonna fool her 🔫" 😂😂😂

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 2 года назад +29

      Well get her baaaaaack!

    • @RejectedHeroesMedia
      @RejectedHeroesMedia 2 года назад +9

      @@CodeeXD 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn 2 года назад +2

      😂

    • @tonyb7615
      @tonyb7615 2 года назад +1

      Dude. Oh.. oh.. ok.

  • @artfuldodgerrr
    @artfuldodgerrr Год назад +2039

    I religiously watch this every Pride Month.

  • @abiramivadanan23
    @abiramivadanan23 5 месяцев назад +246

    Its a ritual to come back here every year for pride month.

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas7602 2 года назад +4133

    The messed up part is Bryce isn't being any more evil then most of the companies and CEOs that do this.
    Literally the only thing missing was her changing her company's logo to the pride flag

    • @ДмитроДорофеєв
      @ДмитроДорофеєв 2 года назад +127

      And talking it off when she visits the Middle East or Russia

    • @egg_mittens
      @egg_mittens 2 года назад +26

      I am deeply frightened of whatever her company's logo is.

    • @antoniosmith2610
      @antoniosmith2610 2 года назад +8

      This isnt evil. Just insensitive

    • @ca.lunaaa
      @ca.lunaaa 2 года назад +1

      @@ДмитроДорофеєв tf you talking about

    • @tonycolt9956
      @tonycolt9956 2 года назад +4

      I think brandon would want us to say HE
      because it's totally the vibe of the video haha

  • @Sylvillian
    @Sylvillian 2 года назад +5436

    I think if we elected Bryce tankthrust as a president she would make this world 10x better
    BRYCE FOR PRESIDENT 2024!

  • @PikkaBite
    @PikkaBite 2 года назад +484

    “She was shaking my hand and saying something sweet!”
    “What time is it?”

  • @vincentthought6130
    @vincentthought6130 10 месяцев назад +283

    If this is the new voice for Katie Killjoy I might have a stroke for laughing so hard 😂

    • @CherryAce07
      @CherryAce07 10 месяцев назад +8

      It sure is 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CattoDerek
      @CattoDerek 2 месяца назад +1

      BOI DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU

  • @xx_blo0dy.valent1ne_xx
    @xx_blo0dy.valent1ne_xx 2 года назад +3899

    I’m part of the lgbtq community, and this is my ceo best friend Bryce. She’s an ally! Talk Bryce.
    **man heels for tops and bottoms**

    • @kenzicore
      @kenzicore 2 года назад +28

      Never thought I’d see a TikTok sound apply to a RUclips video

    • @slyfoxxx666
      @slyfoxxx666 2 года назад +4

      LMAOOOOOOO

    • @alfiona7951
      @alfiona7951 2 года назад +9

      "ALLY" I love that you referenced this sound lol.

    • @iprofessional2654
      @iprofessional2654 2 года назад +6

      no one asked

    • @xx_blo0dy.valent1ne_xx
      @xx_blo0dy.valent1ne_xx 2 года назад +22

      @@iprofessional2654 and no one asked you to reply xoxo

  • @AngelsKiss.
    @AngelsKiss. 2 года назад +3303

    1:07 "If homosexuality is such a sin, why did God make gay porn so hot??"
    Honestly a mood.

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn 2 года назад +253

      by being offensive she actually made a good point lol

    • @formerlymakkas
      @formerlymakkas 2 года назад +117

      questions that cannot be answered

    • @crazybabuskaman3923
      @crazybabuskaman3923 2 года назад +79

      That took me tf out. 💀

    • @BabyGhast4
      @BabyGhast4 2 года назад +13

      @Ilyass Abbad I don’t want to assume anything so I’ll ask, are you supporting superstraight?

    • @bubba1419
      @bubba1419 2 года назад +7

      I mean.. God didn't film and edit it

  • @TABEM-10
    @TABEM-10 7 месяцев назад +36

    “They keep adding letters, but I keep adding tolerance.”
    *aggressive corporation note-taking*

  • @wolfiethefurrygamer1908
    @wolfiethefurrygamer1908 2 года назад +2379

    I fucking love this, I said yesterday if Brandon was gonna do something for Pride Month, I'm so glad he did, this is so funny

  • @XXavierSin-XXs
    @XXavierSin-XXs 2 года назад +369

    I'm glad to see CEOs being so genuine and kind. I almost thought they didn't have something to sell me!

  • @bobsaget8771
    @bobsaget8771 2 года назад +400

    “Heels for men and women because we can always -take- eachother closer to god”... on all platforms, levels, (and heights) this is genius.

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 Год назад +115

    It's my new tradition to watch this every time Pride Month rolls around. It just seems right.

  • @tyfraserweeks9216
    @tyfraserweeks9216 2 года назад +416

    "Well it did get better, 'cause I got richer." Truer words have never been spoken about pride month.

  • @starg1rl007
    @starg1rl007 2 года назад +6483

    hey brandon! i’m currently in the hospital recovering from anorexia, and id say the only thing keeping me going is your videos. ive been watching nonstop and you’re the only person who’s been able to make me smile and laugh since i’ve got here. love you and keep it up, happy pride month everyone!!

    • @Delta-116
      @Delta-116 2 года назад +105

      The only thing I can relate to is hating my self image and it having a possibility to become tragic. Other than that I have no idea but I want you to know that you can get through this and make one hell of a life out of the one you got. Use skills and tricks and take it day by day.

    • @talula9570
      @talula9570 2 года назад +34

      Honestly brandon is the cure to my mental health

    • @spencerwilson3298
      @spencerwilson3298 2 года назад +32

      I'm a survivor of anorexia too! Good luck on your recovery!

    • @lc556
      @lc556 2 года назад +39

      I’m honestly surprised this comment section is so wholesome, wasn’t expecting that.
      Good luck hope things get better for you @honey🐝

    • @lizardchosimbastedanko5195
      @lizardchosimbastedanko5195 2 года назад +9

      Y’all need sanwhiches

  • @MacNava
    @MacNava 2 года назад +356

    Bryce Tankthrust literally represents how Disney sees the lgbt community and pride month.

  • @Nonamecauseimlazy
    @Nonamecauseimlazy 5 месяцев назад +44

    0:54 "SHT MY PRECIOUS ACRONYM" That was so Blitzø of you miss Bryce.

  • @renjoku3771
    @renjoku3771 2 года назад +13858

    All that’s missing is for her company logo to be changed to rainbow colors for the month and for her streaming services to have an embarrassingly small LGBTQ+ variety in their shows.
    Edit: JESUS CHRIST 10K in one day?!? Thanks, everyone!

    • @ArcherWillows
      @ArcherWillows 2 года назад +463

      *looks at disney adding a 'pride collection' that included both owl house and gravity falls, two shows that were absolutely fucked over by disney BECAUSE they tried to be gay. Gravity falls had all their representation forcefully cut save for the officers which had to be lowered to subtext, and owl house just had its third season basically removed by some random dude*

    • @genericyoutubeuser8957
      @genericyoutubeuser8957 2 года назад +69

      Embarrassing that it even exists at all.

    • @bigvideosfordumdums3264
      @bigvideosfordumdums3264 2 года назад +160

      Dont forget that the LGBT shows are just really bad and full of nothing but stereotyping.

    • @genericyoutubeuser8957
      @genericyoutubeuser8957 2 года назад +1

      @@ArcherWillows Maybe its not a good thing to try to be gay.

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 2 года назад +54

      @@bigvideosfordumdums3264 and yet people eat that up….

  • @itz_gatchawolf8020
    @itz_gatchawolf8020 Год назад +523

    "SHIT MY PRECIOUS ACRONYM!" -Brendon Rogers

    • @HoneyLemonSunflower
      @HoneyLemonSunflower Год назад +18

      We heard Blitz's voice so hard in this one 😂

    • @Krovatko
      @Krovatko Год назад +2

      He went full Plankton with this one

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan Год назад +2

      ​@@HoneyLemonSunflower*Blitzø's

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 2 года назад +381

    0:54 “Shit! My precious acronym!” Lmao that killed me.

    • @GoldenBunny669
      @GoldenBunny669 9 месяцев назад +6

      0:56 “do queers think this is some kind of puzzle for the rest of us?”

  • @charjrperalta1658
    @charjrperalta1658 10 месяцев назад +129

    ... Holy shit this actually fits Katie killjoy

  • @mrcxxelitexx6195
    @mrcxxelitexx6195 2 года назад +319

    I always love how Bryce is the embodiment of corporate greed

  • @pasqualilebowitz7866
    @pasqualilebowitz7866 2 года назад +862

    "If homosexuality is a sin then why did God make gay porn so fuckin hot?"
    That sent me

    • @Delta-116
      @Delta-116 2 года назад +11

      I was thinking about posting it on my snap story to make other people laugh 😂

    • @Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy
      @Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy 2 года назад +12

      Well it would only be hot due to being eviI and people are inherently eviI so yeah. Its for the same reason why a serial would find enjoyment in taking peoples Iives. Things that are of the world are "good" to us the same way eviI things are "good" for eviI people. And we're all eviI. Even chrstians. But the difference between them and regular peopIe is that they have come to realize their eviI and are trying to be good. While regular peopIe couldnt care less about being good. They just wanna do what they want.

    • @МияТакушиева
      @МияТакушиева 2 года назад

      @@Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy damn you are delusional. If christians cared about being good yall wouldn’t preach violence and hatred and wouldn’t rape children. And yet.
      Also most people, even non-religious ppl, care about being good. Difference between you and me is that you want to be “good” so god doesn’t punish you. You don’t actually care about being good, you just want to go to heaven. I, on the other hand, try to be good because I don’t want to hurt other people.

    • @_bean_3569
      @_bean_3569 2 года назад +12

      @@Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy balls

    • @thunderclapper8460
      @thunderclapper8460 2 года назад +13

      @@Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy sorry gay corn is hot

  • @commandercorlii8665
    @commandercorlii8665 2 года назад +1709

    "The choice to be gay is the choice to slay!" I absolutely agree, I didn't have to figure it out over the years. I just woke up 2 weeks ago and decided to be gay.
    I love this channel.

    • @feliscatus4967
      @feliscatus4967 2 года назад +25

      did your girlfriend break up with you 💀

    • @randomcankersore8772
      @randomcankersore8772 2 года назад +4

      @@feliscatus4967 l think so

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 года назад +73

      That's not the right way to be gay. You should say, "Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning."

    • @commandercorlii8665
      @commandercorlii8665 2 года назад +41

      @@ezelfrancisco1349 I'm taking that now and I will not credit you. /hj

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 года назад +26

      @@commandercorlii8665 it’s not mine in the first place, but I’ll let Captain Holt know

  • @daniapfel2825
    @daniapfel2825 9 месяцев назад +97

    Katie Killjoy: I don’t touch the gays
    Later
    Katie Killjoy is voiced by a gay

  • @inevera13
    @inevera13 2 года назад +166

    "Just because I have standards doesn't mean I can't be an ally!" Good LORD

    • @dappermaverick
      @dappermaverick 2 года назад +3

      It's like playing the game Sleeping Dogs; "I may be supposed to be the good guy, but that don't mean I can't mow down hordes of innocent people for no apparent reason other than I just feel like it!"

  • @dancarrington7100
    @dancarrington7100 2 года назад +508

    I'm not even gay and I like this video. I like how you referred back to the video where you say "it doesn't get better." Great way to start the morning. Thanks Brandon Rogers!

    • @NidalWorld
      @NidalWorld 2 года назад +5

      It's get's better, then it doesn't, then it does again...then there's an awkward "it doesn't" again...constantly im sure. The worlds back and forth as i have come to understand.

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 2 года назад +5

      @@NidalWorld well it did get better… she got richer, after all.

    • @walterrising4276
      @walterrising4276 2 года назад

      Gays love consumerism

  • @winterblommetjie
    @winterblommetjie 2 года назад +670

    Brandon I've been having a rough time mentally and physically since May. And I discovered your videos late Sunday night when I just wanted to cry and I began binge watching your videos from my corner of the world here in South Africa and I found myself smiling at your videos and actually laughing which feels really good. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Blessings and love to you for giving me a piece of joy and making the bad times seem not so bad.

    • @noghoulsintoronto
      @noghoulsintoronto 2 года назад +28

      you got this bro !!! i’m so proud of you and it will get better.
      no matter what, there will always be tomorrow. the sun will always rise again. even when it feels like the night is the only thing that’s going to happen, the birds will chirp again. the sun will always rise.
      i’m so proud of you, and remember to take care of yourself. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @ninga3533
      @ninga3533 2 года назад +15

      Hope you get better m8

  • @delve_
    @delve_ 11 месяцев назад +109

    "They keep adding letters, but I keep adding TOLERANCE"
    this is such a good line XD

  • @whateverwhatever8094
    @whateverwhatever8094 2 года назад +752

    I love how Bryce tells the boy to get his girlfriend back. Don’t know whether that’s her being nice or homophobic.

    • @whitehorse8832
      @whitehorse8832 2 года назад +62

      Somewhere in Between

    • @mewletter
      @mewletter 2 года назад +37

      Well she DID grew her own heart, so make it what you will. LOL

    • @literallyjustali8662
      @literallyjustali8662 2 года назад +7

      Perhaps a little bit of both

    • @hman6159
      @hman6159 2 года назад +9

      Homophobic is the wrong word, they aren’t afraid of gay people, some people just don’t like them

    • @thedarkestpath7464
      @thedarkestpath7464 2 года назад +43

      @@hman6159 a strong aversion or dislike is also considered a “phobia/phobic” so the word homophobic is correct.

  • @treybryner3229
    @treybryner3229 2 года назад +1239

    1:11 I love that Bryce is implying that "being gay is a choice" there. Just furthers how tone-deaf a lot of these companies are.

    • @walterrising4276
      @walterrising4276 2 года назад

      Good you admit it all started by being molested

    • @scribblecloud
      @scribblecloud 2 года назад +38

      oh my god i didnt even realize

    • @antoniosmith2610
      @antoniosmith2610 2 года назад +23

      Well I mean it’s a choice in the way where you weren’t born gay, but of course people don’t choose to be gay (not in the way most people think) people aren’t born straight or gay or anything, they acquire their attractions and feelings throughout their experiences through life. The only people who would be close to actually choosing it are bisexual people who had a bad experience with either a guy or a girl and decided to stick with one side forever. Closest thing to being born with something is gender dysphoria but that doesn’t correlate to sexuality

    • @scribblecloud
      @scribblecloud 2 года назад +104

      @@antoniosmith2610 wait you just said its a choice and then proceeded to explain how it isnt a choice xD
      lets just all agree its not a choice lol.
      And bisexuals who only date a certain gender arent choosing to be gay or straight either, it doesnt really have anything to do with sexuality

    • @scribblecloud
      @scribblecloud 2 года назад +67

      @@michaelhess4222 it really isnt, if it were a choice do you really think every person that got harassed and bullied and maybe even killed for being gay just chose that for fun? If you can willingly change your sexual attraction then id like to see you try to be attracted to your own gender for a week and not the opposite, feel free to tell me how it goes

  • @s0meb0dy_stup1dd
    @s0meb0dy_stup1dd Год назад +279

    ”GET RID OF ALL THIS GAY SH!T- ” got my on the floor rolling crying for help because i was laughing to hard 💀💀💀

  • @DancingQueen_hello
    @DancingQueen_hello 7 месяцев назад +13

    “They keep adding letters but I keep adding ✨ tolerance ✨” 😂

  • @Mitski_stan
    @Mitski_stan 2 года назад +5713

    “If homosexuality is such a sin, then why did god make gay porn so hot?”
    No, no, she’s got a point.
    Edit: I’ve started a war in the comments💀
    Edit #2: Y’all need to learn to take a joke💀

  • @tdexth
    @tdexth 2 года назад +278

    " If homosexuality is such a sin! Then why god make make gay corn so f-ing hot. "
    - 1:07, Bryce Tankthrust, Bradon Roger.
    Amen!!!!!

  • @nonbinaryartist8661
    @nonbinaryartist8661 2 года назад +129

    It astounds me just how good Brandon looks in drag most of the time, he's like Buggs Bunny

  • @Im_MakingWaffles
    @Im_MakingWaffles 6 месяцев назад +19

    "She even shook my hand and said something sweet!"
    "What time is it." 💀💀💀

  • @mirandamullet8334
    @mirandamullet8334 2 года назад +242

    One thing I will say about Bryce at least she’s honest it’s more than you can expect from any CEO

  • @Her_gift
    @Her_gift 2 года назад +269

    "That's a vaccuum."
    "Yes, but what do *they* use it for? 😏"
    This tore me up lmao

    • @filipe19991
      @filipe19991 2 года назад +4

      But for real what do they use it for? Even google can't find anything.

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 2 года назад +10

      The kinks dont get better

    • @angah82
      @angah82 2 года назад +6

      @@filipe19991 You know those um... pp pumps? Some use vacuums. They're used to treat erectile dysfunction, but they're also used for kinks.

    • @LunaMinuna
      @LunaMinuna 2 года назад +1

      That’s not the only thing it’s gonna tore up

    • @justsummers1559
      @justsummers1559 2 года назад

      Straight men: Probably nothing

  • @charnel8435
    @charnel8435 2 года назад +26

    "well it did get better cause I got richer" truest truth that ever did true

  • @mehlover
    @mehlover 5 месяцев назад +53

    Ah, yes. Now comes the time to watch this annually during Pride month

  • @abnormalcaffeineintake2532
    @abnormalcaffeineintake2532 2 года назад +101

    Such flawless acting and comedy. I feel that you're very comfortable while in your characters and just march to the beat of your own drum without listening to criticism, Brandon you are a true treasure to this world.

  • @cribbles3476
    @cribbles3476 2 года назад +67

    Brandon it has been a difficult few weeks. Thank you so much for all the uploads, I feel so poiled. They truly turn my day around for the positive.
    In 2008 I discovered your channel as I was taking Theatre Class in High School, and had RUclipsd it to see what it was about. And from there I discovered Hotbananastud.
    Your humor is a blessing. I would not be here today if it weren't for you and your willing friends. ❤

  • @SpookiSandwich
    @SpookiSandwich 2 года назад +98

    "She even shook my hand and said something sweet."
    "What time is it?"
    Such a beautiful joke

  • @huwawej
    @huwawej 10 месяцев назад +46

    PLEASE BRYCE WILL MAKE PERFECT KATIE

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 года назад +81

    "You can't spell Homosexual without ME!" LMAOOOOO
    "I'm not actually gay, I have a girlfriend."
    "Yeah, you fooled me and you're going to fool her." *pulls out gun* LMAOOOOO! The writing is so good!

  • @JYBN
    @JYBN 2 года назад +137

    1:01 well you fooled me and your going to fool her

  • @luzherrera4463
    @luzherrera4463 2 года назад +118

    1:34 literally Disney every other month of the year

    • @SawdustMusic-rd8mj
      @SawdustMusic-rd8mj 6 месяцев назад +3

      They’re literally promoting LGBTQ related shows on Disney+ RIGHT NOW and it’s MAY

  • @QuokkaCore
    @QuokkaCore 9 месяцев назад +217

    This is what Katie Killjoy was up to before she died.

    • @hailmuse
      @hailmuse 6 месяцев назад +6

      Either that or a sibling or good friend of Bryce 😭

  • @Bye.56818
    @Bye.56818 2 года назад +119

    oml yes Bryce is back and I’m so glad she’s a ✨ally✨

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 2 года назад +14

      Until July 1st...

    • @Bye.56818
      @Bye.56818 2 года назад +11

      @@grammernotzi .. we don’t talk about that cuz I’m pretty sure if we did Bryce will blow our brains out -

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 2 года назад +4

      @@Bye.56818 "Yeah well you fooled me now you're going to fool her!"

    • @Indian_gae_boii
      @Indian_gae_boii 2 года назад

      an* an is used instead a when the word starts with a vowel

    • @Bye.56818
      @Bye.56818 2 года назад

      @@Indian_gae_boii sorry I’m trash at grammar and English isn’t my main language ,

  • @vittoprince
    @vittoprince 2 года назад +10168

    Congratulations to the LGBTQ+ community for another fantastic June. This will be a very profitable month for us here at [CORPORATION].

    • @sethelex9226
      @sethelex9226 2 года назад +27

      ☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️ Omm (On My Mattress)

    • @jaycervantes8508
      @jaycervantes8508 2 года назад +37

      Not at Walmart lol I work there and had a display for napkins straws plates and cups and cheap ass accessories that can be found during the Halloween season and they would be hidden in certain parts of aisles that can be easily missed so basically Walmart makes less to nothing on pride month due to “low stocks” we have more shit load of Fourth of July stuff than PRIDE

    • @slipdarington4549
      @slipdarington4549 2 года назад +19

      *checks calendar, notices it's June 1st* awaken my masters! *pillar man theme starts playing*

    • @einsteinboricua
      @einsteinboricua 2 года назад +5

      Cecily’s Butter Shop

    • @skytechenterprise9906
      @skytechenterprise9906 2 года назад +9

      @@jaycervantes8508 How it should be anyways. July 4th is almost here, can't wait!

  • @Skyler_Momoko
    @Skyler_Momoko 2 года назад +135

    0:27 that vaccum bit had me DEAD

  • @JesseWinford69
    @JesseWinford69 2 года назад +33

    I don't know what to say at this point I've complemented this man so many times for his videos and how well Crafted they are. I've literally enjoyed every single video. They are all masterpieces.

  • @cooperpoop8549
    @cooperpoop8549 Год назад +41

    I can just imagine blitzø talking along with this

    • @dratinibrah
      @dratinibrah Год назад +3

      Onggggg I was like this voice is so familiar but idk who and then I realized

    • @ArmedSpaghet
      @ArmedSpaghet Год назад

      @@dratinibrahthey are the same voice actor and brandon is a writer for helluva boss lmao

    • @dratinibrah
      @dratinibrah Год назад

      @@ArmedSpaghet yea I see now

  • @amandamina228
    @amandamina228 2 года назад +2540

    “If homosexuality is such a sin, then why did God make gay porn so fucking hot?”
    Truer words have never been spoken 😆

  • @ladybug1681
    @ladybug1681 Год назад +42

    I want to say that last June was my first official Pride Month, and this was, in a way, my welcoming, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @DR3ADNOUGHT
      @DR3ADNOUGHT Год назад

      Wdym "your" pride month? I'm not trying to be a jerk, I'm genuinely confused.

    • @ladybug1681
      @ladybug1681 Год назад +14

      @@DR3ADNOUGHT No worries! I just meant when I was fully out and accepting of myself. The first time I celebrated.

    • @DR3ADNOUGHT
      @DR3ADNOUGHT Год назад +3

      @@ladybug1681 Thanks for explaining. Good to know that!

  • @aroma_tic
    @aroma_tic 2 года назад +863

    Genuinely curious here, is Brandon gay or just a very comfortable straight man?
    Either way, funniest shit I've seen all day, and as a trans lesbian I can confirm that basically dumbing down LGBTQIA+ to the G is SUPER accurate.

    • @RoryRac
      @RoryRac 2 года назад +1

      To answer the question:Yes, he's gay

    • @alexcrazyart6522
      @alexcrazyart6522 2 года назад +1

      he's gay

    • @boxcutter4
      @boxcutter4 2 года назад +1

      He‘s gay

    • @asterlyons8564
      @asterlyons8564 2 года назад +405

      Yeah, he's gay. He's talked about it in interviews before.

    • @7up.m0cha
      @7up.m0cha 2 года назад +142

      @samsalaz seek help for yourself my guy.

  • @gblin_shark5868
    @gblin_shark5868 10 месяцев назад +92

    0:09
    This is 10x funnier considering he's gonna be the new voice for Katie Killjoy

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio 10 месяцев назад +6

      I can't wait to see the voice edits lol

    • @artikulv731
      @artikulv731 10 месяцев назад +3

      Oh my GOD I didn’t even realize that! 😂

  • @michaelrigg3623
    @michaelrigg3623 2 года назад +220

    Can we just acknowledge how, while that "the choice to be Gay is the choice to Slay" line is great on the surface, the subtext is what we deal with EVERY PRIDE Month? We don't "choose" our sexuality like picking sides at a restaurant for dinner. It's that kind of hollow, backwards "allyship" that makes Corporate Pride so hollow. We get so caught up with the snappy line and the "representation" that we don't notice the backhanded subtext, let alone how they can use that as justification for still courting Conservatives and Bigots.
    Perfect line for Bryce Tankthrust.
    Yes, I'm being a pedantic little shit.

    • @nemostakan8386
      @nemostakan8386 10 месяцев назад +8

      Bruv, that’s not pedantry, that’s just reading between the lines. Thank you for saying this.

  • @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT 2 года назад +371

    I wish I lived in a gayborhood

    • @nyes4596
      @nyes4596 2 года назад +7

      Lmao didn't expect you in here

    • @louise2244
      @louise2244 2 года назад +1

      Major crossover episode omg

    • @jingbring6000
      @jingbring6000 2 года назад +1

      Those exist? Awesome!

    • @edizz1677
      @edizz1677 2 года назад

      pfff
      gay

    • @chokichocat3083
      @chokichocat3083 2 года назад

      There is one in my city. One whole stretch of road with shops and apartments all lined up. Everything lgbtq owned and all year round its the hub for all the gay stuff

  • @monstergames2202
    @monstergames2202 2 года назад +17

    “They keep adding letters I keep adding tolerance.” 😂😂😭😭😭 I’m dead ☠️☠️

  • @ameliziou4776
    @ameliziou4776 5 месяцев назад +11

    "You can't spell homosexual without me!" is very corporate america tbh, great job

  • @GZQ9
    @GZQ9 2 года назад +109

    “I may not know much about gay rights, but this month I care about them”
    Yeah that pretty much sums it up

  • @cheshireket3132
    @cheshireket3132 2 года назад +144

    Yup. Every year.
    Here's the positive.
    Imagine being closeted in a small town. Even if it's just for one month, it helps people who feel alone.
    And also rainbow-colored stuff is usually hard to find and expensive.

    • @Josh1EWawa
      @Josh1EWawa 2 года назад +9

      Fair

    • @MickEll91
      @MickEll91 2 года назад

      Negative. It is brainwashing, why would you get happy about nobodies only caring about you(your money really) for a month. Be an individual not a hive mind follower.

    • @boozebiskwhiskey7422
      @boozebiskwhiskey7422 Год назад +6

      They overpriced every thing lgbtq related in June when you can buy those for cheap the rest of the year... WHAT THE FUCK IS THE USE!!!

  • @nichochan8681
    @nichochan8681 2 года назад +149

    This is legit. I fucking hate all the damn pandering companies put into their marketing department when they really don't give a shit or even oppose some of the things they say they're supporting. This is just a hilarious reminder that the companies you buy from don't really care about anything except for your money.

    • @lumini_i
      @lumini_i 2 года назад +8

      Id buy everything from this company. Atleast they are honest about using pride month to sell you stuff :D

    • @meandmadarastwogiantballsa5638
      @meandmadarastwogiantballsa5638 2 года назад +3

      @@lumini_i that's very trans-parent of them... i'll show myself out 😓

  • @rue...whenwasthis
    @rue...whenwasthis 5 месяцев назад +21

    i see bryce is making her annual rounds again this year

  • @alesiat1320
    @alesiat1320 2 года назад +19

    Bryce saying "hello gorgeous" is all I need to start the day

  • @Ulandos
    @Ulandos 2 года назад +621

    you made me spit my fucking coffee at the screen 0:53, dear lord laughed so hard

    • @starfiresreign
      @starfiresreign 2 года назад

      Lmao

    • @hollandtunnel1041
      @hollandtunnel1041 2 года назад +5

      Lmfao the fuck “IA” wonder what other letters they’re gonna add next year

    • @renamako8845
      @renamako8845 2 года назад +1

      My precious acronym!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 2 года назад

      Brandon in a wig falling over while cussing. Very simple but very effective.

  • @Kasteify
    @Kasteify Год назад +20

    “She shook my hand and even said something sweet!” *”What time is it”*

  • @zaphodbeblebrox1354
    @zaphodbeblebrox1354 Год назад +19

    When you run out of haluvaboss episodes and just close your eyes

    • @lepeflo8958
      @lepeflo8958 Год назад +2

      I mean this guy is literally just the real life blitzo even before he took the role.