pro tip: in the mafia family mostly the members who are smiling or trying to get you to do activities together are snitches. you can report them and earn some respect in the family
You don't have to just commit normal crime. In the mafia occupation, there's a crime option where you can do extortion to contribute to the mafia. Extortion usually brings in more money. High risk as well. Tip for the next episode.
When I get mafias I usually just steal cars for standing (exit and close out of the game then reenter to get more cars to steal) then if I don't have notoriety I either whack or shake down via extortion.
this is it we love the effort you put in posting everyday with sidemen stuff and well a part time streamer keep it up simon and we love you and will support you
Simon usually if mafia want to hang out they are rats, if you kill using extortions you get notoriety like crazy. Also to help with the vids there is a glitch to retry things, if you don't like a scenario just exit the app (doesn't work for death or gambling) very useful if you are about to get whacked by a random event
If you do an activity and want to do it again (eg. Martial art lessons), you can just tap the back button above your attributes and it’ll take you back.
12:23 Its funny how Simon reacted like he's never seen that before, *cough Dead By Daylight or at least didn't get the memo that a meat hook wasn't going to be pleasant
Simon, you need to try this again. Try and get a petty prison sentence before you are 18 and escape juvie. Do other petty crimes and join a mafia. Once you become an associate, steal 5 cars every year and contribute to the family. Also extort people for £25,000 and if they refuse, scare them or shake them down. Do NOT try and kill the godfather to become the godfather, you simply have to wait until they die. When you are an underboss and the godfather/mother dies, you are guaranteed to become the godfather. After that, you will make around 2 - 5 mil every year. Edit: oh and if you wait until midnight in real life, you can rob a train at midnight once. It gives you around £25,000,000
Diego took that to the heart, all he called you was a betwetter and you blew him up? How does one acquire a rocket launcher at the tender age of 12? 😭🙏
I joined an Italian Mafia in Bitlife, and I stole a Lamborghini Urus and contributed it to the family, and for some reason my name just became "Al Lamborghini" because of it. I don't know why, I guess the nicknames for mafia members get influenced by what they do/contribute.
Diego was carrying a whole RPG at 12😭
Bro I does at that part😂😂😂😂😂😂
what a chad
He's a good boah
bro is gta character
@@MattSkylight 😂😂
The Tank bit was hilarious!! And Simon's reaction as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i didn't understand it, what did it mean?
dont get it🤔😓
@@ahuman4294 dejis dog
@@ahuman4294 deji
@@ahuman4294 Dejis dog named Tank died a couple of years ago, and for some reason it was a big deal
I love how Simon stayed silent when he saw the name tank
The stats on the dog somehow made it funnier
pro tip: in the mafia family mostly the members who are smiling or trying to get you to do activities together are snitches. you can report them and earn some respect in the family
its usually people who are associates rank. It does work for higher ranks but with a lower chance like 25% or something
How yall know 💀
You don't have to just commit normal crime. In the mafia occupation, there's a crime option where you can do extortion to contribute to the mafia. Extortion usually brings in more money.
High risk as well. Tip for the next episode.
Yeah when you're a made man in the mafia, you don't do petty crime like pickpocketing and burglary. You have to do smarter crimes than that.
you make more from selling cars, you can get up to 500k from cars and u can only get 25k from extortions (max)
When I get mafias I usually just steal cars for standing (exit and close out of the game then reenter to get more cars to steal) then if I don't have notoriety I either whack or shake down via extortion.
Hey can you tell me how simon is emulating the game from his i phone on to his PC?
@@vaibhaavraj bluestacks or other emulator
Simon doesnt even know that you can commit more crimes under the job tab 😭😭😭
"He attacked you with a rocket launcher" bro you were 11 💀
this is it we love the effort you put in posting everyday with sidemen stuff and well a part time streamer keep it up simon and we love you and will support you
2:40 bros just bringing a rpg for show and tell🤣
Simon usually if mafia want to hang out they are rats, if you kill using extortions you get notoriety like crazy. Also to help with the vids there is a glitch to retry things, if you don't like a scenario just exit the app (doesn't work for death or gambling) very useful if you are about to get whacked by a random event
Man died at 11 due to a rocket launcher 💀
1:01 bro what are the chances 😂😂😂
bitlife and fifa are my fave things to watch simon just has the best content thank you simon
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The expression change when man read Tank lmaoo 😭😭😭
i dont get it
@@deeh4go tank was Deji's dog who died
@@atharvagulajkar9271 ohh
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Bro was 11 and got blown up by a rocket launcher bitlife getting a bit unrealll
I once joined the mafia in bitlife and I was arrested and became a government agent and then stabbed in the heart by my best friend
Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤
GET A LIFE
🤖
Bro who are the people that keep liking these comments
ur mom disappoints tho
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5:09 "See ya later Granny".😂
My name is Enzo 😂 why you bully me I’ve got glasses irl too no joke
Simon making us an offer we can’t refuse.
The best comment here imo
What's the offer
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who else loves the bitlife videos?
“I ain’t guilty”
*proceeds to rob a Range Rover*
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Bro got killed with an RPG in middle school
Yo guy was about to throw some gang signs 9:22
diego was the real mafia leader
This series is amazing, please keep doing this!
Steal a lot of cars, buy a really good car with the money and then rob banks with ur car. And chose the security guard as a disguise, it always works
2:39 he just pulled out a rocket launcher at the age of 7
This Series is always FIRE!🔥😆
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I love these sorts of vids and simulators keep doing them mate they’re great to watch
If you do an activity and want to do it again (eg. Martial art lessons), you can just tap the back button above your attributes and it’ll take you back.
“BRO DONT CALL ME NAMES OR ELSE”
“loser!”
**pulls out a rocket launcher**
this is super funny plasse post more bitlife vidoes
thanks
Here’s hoping there’s a ‘Mafia’ collab between Beta Squad and the Sidemen.
Brother, you got killed by a 11 year old boy with a fricking Rocket Launcher 😂👌🏽
12:23 Its funny how Simon reacted like he's never seen that before, *cough Dead By Daylight or at least didn't get the memo that a meat hook wasn't going to be pleasant
Bro got killed with a rocket launcher at 11💀💀
bit life series era month ?!?!?
man said copogime
HOW TF DID DIEGO GET AN RPG IN SCHOOL IS MY QUESTION
He the most consistent out of the sidemen
So.... Simon could be playing Talia's father and we could never know if it was true
i love how he isnt afraid to cuss
5:46 made me cry
My guy missed a Ferrari when doing gta
"Atleast they didnt fire a rocket launcher at me" 💀💀
Loving this mini series won’t lie
Diego a menace
I love the bitlife vids
Diego was strapped💀
Simon, you need to try this again.
Try and get a petty prison sentence before you are 18 and escape juvie.
Do other petty crimes and join a mafia.
Once you become an associate, steal 5 cars every year and contribute to the family. Also extort people for £25,000 and if they refuse, scare them or shake them down.
Do NOT try and kill the godfather to become the godfather, you simply have to wait until they die.
When you are an underboss and the godfather/mother dies, you are guaranteed to become the godfather.
After that, you will make around 2 - 5 mil every year.
Edit: oh and if you wait until midnight in real life, you can rob a train at midnight once. It gives you around £25,000,000
The way Simon never stole the expensive cars like he had the chance to steal porches, pagani's etc but chose a mini instead. Quite funny lol😅
Honestly this is my favourite series of yours ❤️
Jesus Christ died for your sssinsss please turn to him for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
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@@jesuslovesyou2616
what does religion have to do with this.
Yesss, another one of these
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Can we talk about he got killed by kid in school using a rocket launcher
In the mafia grand theft auto is the best method to get money
Honestly by this time make an episode story bro. I really like the story type games that you play. And these are really banger videos.
Can anyone tell me how to play BitLife on pc?
love the series
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Next video idea: I became Lebron James in BitLife
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Simon is a legend honestly so funny
HOW DOES HE GET THIS VERSION ON PC PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
You called him a bedwetter and he blew up your brain 😂
THE FOREFINGERS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We definitely need a part 2
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The tank moment got me dying hahaha
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We need to see an all surprise episode
1:01 well that was awkward😅😂🤣
Diego took that to the heart, all he called you was a betwetter and you blew him up? How does one acquire a rocket launcher at the tender age of 12? 😭🙏
miniminter with the great content as always
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You could become a general in the military
BitLife content just doesn't get old fr 👌
I can’t believe Simon created a killer and died at him at the age of 11😂
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Need a pt.2 of this
become a famous singer
2:43 i died🤣
12 year old Deigo with an RPG
The best attack option is Uppercut throat. Normally people die from injuries.
become the president next time!
1:00 LMAOOOOOOOO😂😭😭😭😭
"Capore gime" 😅 Its said Capo Regime which means youre a captain in charge of solidiers
Who saw in the back at the start he was playing as lord farquaads daughter
Simons falling in love with this game😂
Simon the mafia boss
Jesus Christ died for your sssinsss please turn to him for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
Simon never fails to disappoint us ❤️
i thinks u saids it wrongs
@@ogsigs nah he didn't
You should 100% try again,i love this series
I found when playing stealing cars is the best method for making money for the mafia
You could also become a president/prime minister. Or alot of government positions
As a lebanese guy, I cracked up at 7:03 when it said Lebanon was at war with Ecuador
Your T-shirt being the same colours as the flag of Italy deserves more credit
7:50 my man there was a Ferrari right there
Bro is always on the grind ❤❤
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@@jesuslovesyou2616 why you on every comment like bro get a life
I can’t sleep and it’s 3 am
your character: gets beat up
you:*sighs in relief* I'm alive
BitLife: No you're not
more
pls
Please play dead realm with the sidemen again
love the assassins creed ezio auditore last name
I joined an Italian Mafia in Bitlife, and I stole a Lamborghini Urus and contributed it to the family, and for some reason my name just became "Al Lamborghini" because of it. I don't know why, I guess the nicknames for mafia members get influenced by what they do/contribute.
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The videos already put but there are people who try and talk to you as a mafia boss and they’re most likely cops
don = doctor strange
+ how the hell did an 11 year old get a rocket launcher IN SCHOOL LMAO
it would be cool if you did a bitlife on a marshall artist like a blackbelt or some thing it would make a really cool video❤️
this was a banger, do this kind again
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