that would be amazing only if he enjoys it I dont like watching people do stuff they dont enjoy for content because them enjoying something makes the content better
“ My dad died when I was 15, got three mil and bought a limousine, became a rapper and I met the queen, i got into a movie seen, never thought I’d be in the movie scream.” I had to rhyme with the 15 joke.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Love these. For another one try to get each level under the political special jobs with the goal of becoming president :D (You need a lot of money to run for president)
you can actually be a rapper, you just have to keep re-auditioning with different labels until one of them offers you for rap
Oh
brother?
It takes ages tho sometimes they don’t give you it
@@Brookzyretro why would you know.....
@@z.zimmaa erm maybe coz they have tried… not rocket science bro
Simon you can also change the settings to jump every 6 months rather than yearly
Is that better?
@@TheMattmatt1234 depends
Simon should do this deffo
I had no clue!
how?
Simon: I want something humble
*10 milliseconds later*: Porsche Cayenne
🧐
I was looking for this comment
Dammit I was gonna comment that lol
I mean it was pretty humble considering he had millions to spend.
Just so you know there is a way to add specific people into the game so you could add the sidemen, talia ect
how
Love the vids!!! I really want Simon to play uncharted though or any other old video game it would be very nostalgic ♥️
that would be amazing only if he enjoys it
I dont like watching people do stuff they dont enjoy for content because them enjoying something makes the content better
@@zozosadik 100% agree with you
Not Simon predicting Eminem’s song Houdini 2 years before
O mygod
I was searching for this comment as I realised that too
ksi's song
You should become Johnny Depp and leak off the case like randy does 😅
All jokes tho
Lol
i think he should be wrotoshow actually. could be interesting
7:28, bro just predicted one of Eminems new hits))
Yeahhhhh
He guessed eminem's new song 2 years darly
In the hospital with a broken or sprained ankle thanks for providing content for awhile 👌
Hope you get better
@@dylangeoed7004 thanks
What I've learned from Simon is when he's ready, he's going to just become a crazy sex driven, drug taking old man 🤣🤣😉
Joke?
@@botsandmore6937 no shi
simons son coming out as gay: 🏳️🌈
simon: mad.
I liked the "story" how everything he touches turns into gold
But he always ruins it with the "I don't care anymore" choices
theres not really much to do after a while and it gets really repetitive so may as well
Yeah there's no point playing it seriously once you're like 50 so I enjoy the idc choices more
Love the BitLife videos!!
Same
No one cares
W
“ My dad died when I was 15, got three mil and bought a limousine, became a rapper and I met the queen, i got into a movie seen, never thought I’d be in the movie scream.”
I had to rhyme with the 15 joke.
"Woke up and realized it was all a dream"
@@dantediedagain"and never thought that it was real"
@@gushgash SO I took some pills till I was ill
@@Chillguy-Chillguy-Chillguy AND i was going insane
@@gushgashGOT the money bro i got the fame
BRO PREDICTED HOUDINI!!!😮
WTH how
Love these bit life videos
Do one on stream and let chat control the choices
You can add custom people/friends so they can show up randomly and hire you or become friends with you
Like these videos alot keep it up Símon!
Yoo Simon next you should be an actor and try to be Tom cruise
Turns out that instead of him being an independant rapper, he just copies JJ's songs and albums lmao
Houdini 2 years ago is crazy
these bitlife vids are so enjoyable never keep posting them please bro im on my knees
Bro predicted to Eminem's new song 2 years before it came out
It was named after jjs song Houdini
This is the definition of when life goes too good
so glad i share a birthday with Yung Moneymint 🔥
hey simon you should try to become an actor in bitlife as your next video im not forcing you its an idea but i think it would be an entertaining vid
of course you put the attractiveness at 100%, we only tell the truth around here - no lies.
great video per usual👏🏽👏🏽 you put out amazing content
“I want something humble you know”, proceeds to buy a Porch Cayenne… 😂👍🏻
Love these vids simon
I just wanna say this kind a video more, it is too amazing it is fun see what you choose
When you’re doing martial arts and the back option comes up click it it’s faster
Bro make a single called Houdini and had Eminem as his cover and 2 years later Eminem made a song called Houdini💀
That's mad
Called it Houdini then 2 years later eminem makes a song called Houdini
Do one in which you follow every possible life advice
Not the way he predicted Houdini😂😂
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7:36
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can you join the military in the next bitlife video? Love this series.
Congrats on 10 million
This has become my new favorite series
Weird seeing other people from other countries think Sam Diego is small
Love your vids Simon congrats on 10mil
FInally another bitlife video. LOVING THESE
Love the bitlife vids
Congratulations 🎉💥on 10 mil in the main channel
Miniminter pleas play more BitLife its very fun to watch
u should do i become a serial killer next
love da vids
keep it up
Bro predicted houdini
Simon named it that cus if ksi song houdini
I like how he's living like KSI and puts Eminem's pic on the thumbnail....
I love that anchor man reference 💀💀
Love these episodes ❤️❤️
This game is growing on me for sure
i love these bitlife vids
Simon I loved the vid and can you do a career as a basketball player
Congrats on 10mil bro
i like how simon thinks that San Diego is a small place.
Love the content
Hey Simon, you should become a business man with Jeff Bezos as the cover.
Now Houdini is actually a song😭😭
hailey is part of an eminem song
Yooo congrats on hitting 10 mil on the main
A comb full of hair = not Theo baker lol
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No
beautiful
F YOU GOT ME
Try adding custom people with godmode.
18:19 "touch~ my buuum~"
“they pat down your package whilst searching you”
why didnt you choose to flirt with them 😭
I won the lottery in BitLife and won 26 million dollars
3 million at 13 is crazy, man must be generious for giving you that
Pls become the next Boris Johnson 😂
Why cant rappers sing
Because if they could sing we did cal them singers didnt we 😂😂😂❤❤❤
So this is basically becoming ksi in bitlife
Love these. For another one try to get each level under the political special jobs with the goal of becoming president :D
(You need a lot of money to run for president)
BEST VID IN THE GAME BRO
4:24 My dad died when I was 15
It was the saddest thing my eyes have ever seen 😔
(Thats a rhyme i suppose)
5:35 is where it gets interesting
for the next bitlife vid u should become franklin saint from snow fall because bit life is adding the new hustler job pack
for your next bitlife video you should do a "which number dice lands i do it video" would be pretty fun
19:33 he was trying hard not to get cancelled 😭
so this is literally KSI even the not keeping the baby part
Haley is from Eminem
I think you should in the next Episode be a Actor and be someone like Bill Skarsgård or someone like that, i think it would be fun to watch
Love this 🙏🏻
You should become a Basketball player, youngmoneyhoop!
Here’s a fact: A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Become Jeff bezo
“I am 2 and he is 3, so when he is 45 I’ll be 30” - Yung Moneymint
6:20 no one gonna talk about the 317 million it grossed 😂😂
0:51 well no because there is a 1 year difference to a 15 year difference.
San Diego resident here, the city is pretty big
Did you know you can add custom people who randomly pop up during games
Do an F1 driver
“from a small place called san diego” that’s where im from haha
Do the Dwayne Johnson challenge, be an actor
16:35 burns when i pee got me rolling on the floor
Do one where you try to die the fastest and one where you try to live the longest
Some people are born to do something, others a born to live.
More bitlife, yess!!!
3:50 😊bro married eminems daughter 💀💀💀💀
peep this mininter the actor title "I became an actor in BITLIFE"
great haunted video today Daz 🔥🔥 I can't believe I'm watching this at night rn but I couldn't miss a Daz video 💜💜🔥
wrong channel buddy