Gayle: Episode 11 - Croutons

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @wohdinhel
    @wohdinhel 7 лет назад +2823

    how is this show simultaneously so absurd and so realistic

  • @meredithasher7884
    @meredithasher7884 7 лет назад +2213

    Hahaha I love how Lisa is just as weird and controlling as Gayle about her hippie lifestyle, she just doesn't speak harshly

    • @bluegod2517
      @bluegod2517 4 года назад +36

      nobody has any disagreements with this

    • @jacketofdiamonds
      @jacketofdiamonds 3 года назад +33

      she went off the opposite deep end to Gayle's

  • @lisannaf.9001
    @lisannaf.9001 3 года назад +185

    The pride in Bonnie's voice when she says "Granite."

  • @mr.tiddles556
    @mr.tiddles556 11 месяцев назад +35

    Bonnie’s evolution from “normal middle aged woman “ to “just as crazy as Gayle” is one of my favorite things in this show

  • @alexbollinger4007
    @alexbollinger4007 6 лет назад +629

    Gayle is one of those shows you watch at 3am when you just need to laugh hysterically for no reason

  • @georgiabrebner
    @georgiabrebner 7 лет назад +569

    'Distribute all your weight evenly on your teeth'
    'You're a prude, you're a seal, you're a prude seal'

  • @StephanieSwanQuills
    @StephanieSwanQuills 7 лет назад +700

    Who else really wants Aunt Lisa to visit Gayle for a weekend?

    • @behindtheseyes1
      @behindtheseyes1 7 лет назад +15

      yes!

    • @Paylala
      @Paylala 4 года назад +54

      Have her go thru the broom closet to discover all the harsh chemicals in the cleaning products and have Gayle defend the chemicals for a hilarious reason ... she had to break into a top secret lab to steal a component for her cleaners. Ever since DAAAAVE has been better about taking his shoes off Gayle has had to add powerful new agents in her cleaners to kill his foot fungus, the slob!
      Segues nicely into her insulting Lisa, “I’m sorry we can’t all clean our house with vinegar and reiki.”

    • @perrilewis180
      @perrilewis180 2 года назад +7

      The ultimate betrayal; Lisa gets with Dr.Bruce.

  • @socialmoon
    @socialmoon 7 лет назад +786

    "Never let your guard down when you're eating my salad." *Dead*

  • @SuniKayLou
    @SuniKayLou 8 лет назад +951

    1. no meats 2. no bras, take it off.

  • @uglyseason
    @uglyseason 7 лет назад +1028

    I just realized that Bonnie is played by his mom.

    • @Curious.Badger
      @Curious.Badger 4 года назад +85

      His mom deserves an award for keeping a straight face.

    • @lenkaido1357
      @lenkaido1357 4 года назад +55

      Episode 7:
      Bonnie: "That son of a BITCH!"

  • @nolanmeier53
    @nolanmeier53 9 лет назад +697

    "What did I learn?".............."Get ride of your bike" "YAAAAAASSS"

  • @kaleighdreyer3944
    @kaleighdreyer3944 8 лет назад +642

    They should add a T-shirt to their merch that says, "What would you have done?"

    • @lilithmanson6789
      @lilithmanson6789 8 лет назад +38

      +Kaleigh Dreyer Literally thinking the same thing. I'd personally buy a bumper sticker as well. :)

    • @RuckalltheFules
      @RuckalltheFules 6 лет назад +9

      they sold them to help fund season two. probably can't get them anymore.

  • @RandaRoc
    @RandaRoc 8 лет назад +2105

    Who are these women who act with gayle i'm crying laughing

    • @xXSpikeMLPXx
      @xXSpikeMLPXx 8 лет назад +337

      I think Bonnie is the actor's mother.

    • @cadenwilson8512
      @cadenwilson8512 8 лет назад +335

      +xXSpikeMLPXx You're right, Bonnie is Chris' mom and Dave is his dad

    • @Amyguzman773
      @Amyguzman773 8 лет назад +64

      +Caden Wilson i thought that bruce was his dad

    • @AngelaIshere11
      @AngelaIshere11 8 лет назад +83

      He plays dave

    • @laurenzimmerman4371
      @laurenzimmerman4371 6 лет назад +114

      Bruce is a friend of the family, not his dad. His dad plays Dave, and not Bruce.

  • @Eurazba
    @Eurazba 7 лет назад +439

    That crouton making montage was adorable.
    Also "meet me in hell croutons" are my kind of croutons.

  • @ShauniNonomori
    @ShauniNonomori 7 лет назад +236

    The "not this, this" part of the yoga scene is SO FUCKING ACCURATE and hilarious.

  • @Julie-oz8wu
    @Julie-oz8wu 7 лет назад +404

    "I broke my pelvis and my ears"

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 9 лет назад +777

    the people who play Gayle's friends are hilarious! How do you keep in character during all this ridiculousness?!

    • @TheBrcylmz
      @TheBrcylmz 7 лет назад +85

      bonnie is gayles mum irl lmaooo

    • @quicwaterr8527
      @quicwaterr8527 5 лет назад +30

      +TheBrcylmz I want a mom who'd do something like this

    • @boulevard4145
      @boulevard4145 5 лет назад +1

      TheBrcylmz wbk but that doesn’t answer the question

  • @catherinegilbert8360
    @catherinegilbert8360 8 лет назад +685

    Why aren't these more popular??!

  • @rheabruen
    @rheabruen 5 лет назад +66

    chris dancing with his mom in matching pink outfits is honestly the best thing i've ever seen.

  • @xeematthews8920
    @xeematthews8920 7 лет назад +179

    I'm here for the Bonnie redemption arc

  • @jbordo3580
    @jbordo3580 8 лет назад +339

    "So I took a wild rice trip back in July, never quite came back from it..."

  • @nlfproductions_
    @nlfproductions_ 8 лет назад +348

    Gayle and bonnie's dance moves are lit 😂🔥

  • @amyabbatiello1659
    @amyabbatiello1659 7 лет назад +178

    I'm eating Chobani and watching Gayle. What a day

  • @gemberling9789
    @gemberling9789 6 лет назад +162

    I like seeing Gayle and Bonnie get along.

  • @EmilySyFy
    @EmilySyFy 8 лет назад +439

    I could be hurt by you.

    • @joogies
      @joogies 3 года назад +4

      I HATE YOU

  • @gavinrodgers3003
    @gavinrodgers3003 4 года назад +99

    I know Chris is over these comments and this series but I truly need more Gayle. Ive rewatch these 41 episodes about 87 times. I’d settle for RUclips just lifting that copyright shit on the christmas card episode that I’ve NEVER SEEN

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 3 года назад +9

      I feel the same way. I’ve been rewatching these for years. I need more

    • @respectalgebra
      @respectalgebra 3 года назад +5

      Someone reuploaded ep 10

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 2 года назад +5

      You can watch it now!!

    • @HelloNewMoon
      @HelloNewMoon 2 года назад +4

      Its up

  • @gandalfthegrey3252
    @gandalfthegrey3252 7 лет назад +258

    I worked on a farm over the summer and literally everyone there was like Terry's aunt.

    • @gandalfthegrey3252
      @gandalfthegrey3252 7 лет назад +63

      They were really nice though. I kind of miss hearing them talk about making kombucha in their basement.

    • @shelbynovak7442
      @shelbynovak7442 6 лет назад +21

      “Farm”

    • @cherry_ice_fangirl8369
      @cherry_ice_fangirl8369 6 лет назад +10

      When I go up north, I have an aunt that's exactly like Gayle.

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 Год назад +3

      @@shelbynovak7442 “kombucha”

  • @rocktricksp1159
    @rocktricksp1159 5 лет назад +64

    It gets even funnier when you know terry is his gf and Bonnie is his mom like wearing the same suburban mom clothes and visor they look very much related. It must be SO fun to film lmao

  • @forestwulf828
    @forestwulf828 6 лет назад +86

    "Kick your leg into the air and *nasty cracking noises* dislocate your left shoulder 😂😂😂 how am I just now discovering this show?

  • @lyrcheylap1779
    @lyrcheylap1779 7 лет назад +84

    The whole shaving with an axe thing... wow haha

    • @lilyt18
      @lilyt18 6 дней назад

      “Razors are for cowards.”
      -Gayle, most likely

  • @broforever1
    @broforever1 7 лет назад +777

    Is...is this really what white suburban moms are like?

  • @megangilbert9043
    @megangilbert9043 5 лет назад +67

    All of his videos are so incredibly detailed and accurate, couscous, croutons, being obsessively clean, Ina Garten. This guy cattails does his research and it pays off.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 10 месяцев назад

      “This guy cattails” is my favorite thing anyone has ever called Chris Fleming

  • @tarobarf
    @tarobarf 7 лет назад +122

    NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN WHEN YOU'RE EATING MY SALAD

  • @Sophia-fm3gy
    @Sophia-fm3gy 8 лет назад +150

    This is one of his best episodes

  • @aliceis9068
    @aliceis9068 4 года назад +19

    knowing that Bonnie is actually Chris's mom makes this all the more hilarious and oddly heartwarming. lmao.

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 4 года назад +30

    Having a hard time watching the Lisa parts as she is a tip-to-toe representation of my great aunt maryanne who I spent an entire summer with and returned home a vegetarian and a yoga novice

  • @kyracarlson8420
    @kyracarlson8420 6 лет назад +147

    Taped some quiiinoaaaa to the sole of my foot...

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 3 года назад +1

      my sister and i quote this to each other all the time, it’s so freakin catchy

  • @lanam6020
    @lanam6020 4 года назад +12

    This show is so ahead of its time. It’s one of greatest things I’ve ever seen

  • @CaladonianQueen
    @CaladonianQueen 3 года назад +23

    "The womb crab is sick!"
    "I think my eagle might be in trouble."

  • @ryantalley8698
    @ryantalley8698 7 лет назад +111

    Why is this the female version of me in twenty years

  • @captainsnippy7957
    @captainsnippy7957 7 лет назад +105

    Aunt Lisa is so good at yoga that she moves from a legs- crossed position to one leg stretched out position in mere milliseconds.

  • @anablazekovic4391
    @anablazekovic4391 8 лет назад +128

    I'm sorry, but he has beautiful legs and feet...

    • @ASHl33164
      @ASHl33164 7 лет назад +21

      Ana Blažeković so flexible too

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 5 лет назад +34

    gayle in a bra and slippers, shaving her legs with an axe in the kitchen is a mood tbh

  • @kassidyhodge7830
    @kassidyhodge7830 4 года назад +7

    Still watching these videos In 2020. Gayle will never die in my RUclips history.

  • @lastregaveneta8365
    @lastregaveneta8365 Год назад +3

    Watching this for the fourth time in 2023! We truly hope that Chris and Lisa will find the time for a return! 🙏 We love you!

    • @lilyt18
      @lilyt18 9 месяцев назад

      I too must watch this absolute gem of a series at least twice a year.

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 7 лет назад +84

    "I was in nature this weekend"

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 6 лет назад +18

    5:12 what a lovely mother-son bonding montage

  • @TPow
    @TPow 8 лет назад +66

    I wish I knew about Gayle years ago! Love it!

  • @LlamasOnJUPITER
    @LlamasOnJUPITER 7 лет назад +24

    its good to see gayle and bonnie getting along =)

  • @gingersal8052
    @gingersal8052 3 года назад +10

    I have a feeling I am going to re-watch the croûton dance scene A LOT

  • @mercedeszcsillaszucs1190
    @mercedeszcsillaszucs1190 6 лет назад +10

    seeing Linda smile made me genuinely light up a little

  • @vickydoodlebugs
    @vickydoodlebugs 5 лет назад +13

    I absolutely love the aggression with which he said "Never let your guard down when you're eating my salad"

  • @awkwardmush2137
    @awkwardmush2137 7 лет назад +19

    omg I would kill to see bloopers from these videos. Also the lady actors are so wonderful

  • @IncorrigibleEskimoPi
    @IncorrigibleEskimoPi 4 года назад +3

    I want this show back. I can watch any episode no matter how many times I've seen it and bust up laughing. I'm re-watching it now!!! 'Gayle' is better than SO many shows NOWadays

  • @EV_Rebound
    @EV_Rebound 3 года назад +12

    So I just learned the lady who plays Bonnie is Chris’ mom...that makes the dance scene kinda wholesome

  • @iosorbits
    @iosorbits 7 лет назад +17

    You know what? Good on Ira for trying to find his birth parents.

  • @JaynusHerschel
    @JaynusHerschel 7 лет назад +27

    Linda is great i love her.

  • @nikkimiller8418
    @nikkimiller8418 11 месяцев назад +1

    This series changed the fiber of my personality

  • @Melodysys.
    @Melodysys. 7 лет назад +19

    I like to think this is some sort of alternate universe

  • @VikkiMinaj1
    @VikkiMinaj1 8 лет назад +7

    This stuff is GENIUS !!!!!!!! Thank god for RUclips

  • @quartjarz
    @quartjarz 4 года назад +3

    the foley work in this ep is incredible

  • @Dexcab
    @Dexcab 12 лет назад +10

    "I'd sooner put my leg in the Cuisinart than trust Bonnie in a business venture." OMG I'm dying. I LOVE IT!

  • @samanthamorgan9390
    @samanthamorgan9390 8 лет назад +16

    this should have way more views. this is hilarious 😂

  • @photogirlx88
    @photogirlx88 4 года назад +1

    I’ve found it. The crouton song/dance sequence is what brings me the most joy in my life. Nothing could ever top it.

  • @otterinspace4869
    @otterinspace4869 6 лет назад +3

    whoever does the sound and music does a great job

  • @65Toronto65
    @65Toronto65 3 года назад +1

    Chris Fleming needs to be protected at all cost!

  • @thinkchic21
    @thinkchic21 8 лет назад +5

    This is literally a voice and speech class I love it

  • @jessn.2665
    @jessn.2665 6 лет назад +21

    God I wish I were as thin and flexible as Chris.

  • @CasualColleen27
    @CasualColleen27 3 года назад +2

    I watch this episode more than any other Gayle episode and it's because Aunt Lisa is amazing

  • @kennethlaino9115
    @kennethlaino9115 6 лет назад +10

    Just the crab makes me laugh so hard

  • @hotcocoandart
    @hotcocoandart 5 лет назад +6

    This has no business being this damn funny

  • @rplucas18
    @rplucas18 12 лет назад +7

    My goodness, this has made my life. I should be writing an essay, but instead I am watching Gayle. What would you have done?

  • @linnaew6328
    @linnaew6328 8 лет назад +53

    how is granite croutons in high demand

  • @elimidd6626
    @elimidd6626 6 лет назад +4

    The only way I'll ever stay dedicated to yoga is if Chris does yoga videos

  • @deadthrills7302
    @deadthrills7302 9 лет назад +129

    Lmao Meet Me in Hell Croutons 😂😂

  • @batty69420
    @batty69420 6 лет назад +10

    I'm in love with Aunt Lisa

  • @evangardner8351
    @evangardner8351 6 лет назад +2

    You’re a genius, I hope I see Gayle on Netflix or something in the near future, the world needs Gayle lol

  • @HoloFizz
    @HoloFizz 3 года назад +4

    This is probably not the family bonding time your mother expected, but I imagine she's having fun anyway.

  • @LadyMercutia
    @LadyMercutia 5 лет назад +1

    Gayle and Bonnie dancing is possibly the best thing I’ve seen all week.

  • @dinolandra
    @dinolandra 5 лет назад +2

    Its kind of adorable seeing g Chris dancing with his mom tbh

  • @caihui9642
    @caihui9642 5 лет назад +1

    My mouth physically hurts from watching Gayle with that expression....

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ 8 лет назад +38

    What the fuck was this like to film...

  • @virulith8239
    @virulith8239 2 года назад +2

    " i hope mom is doing alright" is, like, maximum emotional capacity sometimes.

  • @DanRooster
    @DanRooster 12 лет назад +3

    The "Prude Seal" ... so f'n amazing.

  • @rebecasandstrom6526
    @rebecasandstrom6526 6 лет назад +6

    The crouton bit is so accurate XD

  • @kayeherl9195
    @kayeherl9195 4 года назад +3

    "Never let your guard down when you're eating my salad." I need that on a shirt

  • @ReginaFilangy324
    @ReginaFilangy324 4 месяца назад

    'I could be hurt by you'. Such a calming effect.🤣

  • @endergamer7483
    @endergamer7483 3 года назад +4

    Why is nobody talking about the guy playing Ina the trickster god? Like he portrays her wispy, ASMR fairy god mother self to a T.

  • @alexq.5527
    @alexq.5527 6 лет назад +22

    Me and Gayle shave the same way....

  • @ericshinkle
    @ericshinkle 12 лет назад +1

    It's nice to see that the Kickstart wasn't wasted on a boom mic.
    I wouldn't have it any other way.

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 2 года назад +1

    It's strange seeing Gayle's face so relaxed as Aunt Lisa 😆.

  • @katherinee.9105
    @katherinee.9105 5 лет назад +4

    the best part is that he taught the choreographed crouton dance to his mom

  • @lizzie-4011
    @lizzie-4011 3 года назад +3

    I like that Chris skipped shaving for a little to play Aunt Linda lmao

  • @danielledunsworth9229
    @danielledunsworth9229 5 лет назад +4

    I think every girl needs and has at some point in life, their own version of Bonnie.

  • @TKHudson2005
    @TKHudson2005 12 лет назад

    You know that guy that wrote this is the best show ever made? He was right, and deserves the Nobel prize. That is all. (PS So glad you guys are back. You rock!)

  • @rufio02
    @rufio02 12 лет назад

    This is the greatest web series ever created!!!

  • @BenRias
    @BenRias 12 лет назад +1

    She's back! Great way to start my day!

  • @jennicarobe2873
    @jennicarobe2873 3 года назад +4

    "A couple of hallucinations is nothing to be embarrassed about."

  • @eatyourlemons9608
    @eatyourlemons9608 11 лет назад

    No matter how many times I watch this it never gets old!

  • @ripgirl9000
    @ripgirl9000 5 лет назад +6

    "This...not this... this" *doesn't move whole time hahahah