JOJOSUBA | Episode 1

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @BragonGod
    @BragonGod  4 года назад +9089

    If you enjoyed the video please consider supporting me on patreon! it keeps the lights on
    Also Stop asking me for giorno and dio go to mcdonald's 2, it coming up next so leave me alone ;(
    www.patreon.com/bragongod

    • @user-nh3qg6gw8p
      @user-nh3qg6gw8p 4 года назад +38

      hi bragongod

    • @saikithepsiioniic1358
      @saikithepsiioniic1358 4 года назад +108

      Jojosuba's blessing on this wonderful bizarre adventure

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 года назад +57

      bragon unban me in discord pls i will not send furry porn again

    • @ilan4605
      @ilan4605 4 года назад +37

      PART 2 PLSSSS

    • @buuduoisontop
      @buuduoisontop 4 года назад +22

      Make episode two of this right now.quality content

  • @Blank_EA
    @Blank_EA 4 года назад +12411

    jotaro: calmly panic
    joseph: confused
    dio: im a f**king bird

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +3814

    Friend: So what's your favourite isekai anime?
    Me: it's complicated

  • @SonOfAFridge_
    @SonOfAFridge_ 4 года назад +3698

    "So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum?"
    "Same type of wha-"
    *"GENDER EQUALITY"*

    • @ghostlydude6478
      @ghostlydude6478 4 года назад +231

      Jotaro = Kazuma confirmed

    • @darthbacon3331
      @darthbacon3331 4 года назад +150

      its his sub-stand "platinum of equality"

    • @KazumaSatouReal
      @KazumaSatouReal 4 года назад +35

      @@ghostlydude6478 yes

    • @livyth6134
      @livyth6134 4 года назад +35

      Kinda reminded of "Kaio-what?!" from dbza

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous 4 года назад +78

      So in other words, Jotaro can defeat anything as long as he says those lines?

  • @mediumtext8038
    @mediumtext8038 3 года назад +1043

    The idea of having Dio and Joseph joking around and laughing together like bros just killing me

    • @0predaking0
      @0predaking0 2 года назад +44

      Well in theory Dio is kinda the Gramps of Joseph XD after all he is in ¿Possession? Of Jonathan's body

    • @LL-oq5sf
      @LL-oq5sf 2 года назад +15

      @@0predaking0 body ≠ soul
      "That as****le stole my granpa's body"

    • @0predaking0
      @0predaking0 2 года назад +11

      @@LL-oq5sf like I said in theory, the DNA thingy

    • @D9fjg
      @D9fjg 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@0predaking0 So Dio is both Joseph's grandfather and his grandfather's killer
      it's kind of like having your grandfather be hitler

  • @JesusChrist-lh1gc
    @JesusChrist-lh1gc 4 года назад +1687

    Aqua: *Breathe*
    Jotaro: “sO iT iS tHe sAmE tYpE oF sTaNd aS Star Platinum ?”

  • @cadengreen4567
    @cadengreen4567 3 года назад +2062

    Jotaro: *serious face*
    Also Jotaro: “I got hit by a f*cking truck”
    I was dying lmao

  • @linkfromzelda1002
    @linkfromzelda1002 4 года назад +1749

    “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever”
    Aqua: “Hold my beers”

  • @TheMooingMouse
    @TheMooingMouse 2 года назад +520

    8:08 Joseph: "DIO!"
    Dio: "I'm Dio"
    I'm dead LOL your editing is flawless man ahahaha

    • @Sans-kp3pe
      @Sans-kp3pe 2 года назад +31

      its a reference to kazuma's "Kazuma here" when everyone says his name.

    • @TheMooingMouse
      @TheMooingMouse 2 года назад +21

      @@Sans-kp3pe I'm aware and I also am Kazuma

    • @CELTIC_WARRIOR-3889
      @CELTIC_WARRIOR-3889 2 года назад +4

      @@Sans-kp3pe hai kazuma desu

    • @taufikh2885
      @taufikh2885 2 года назад

      Kono Dio da

    • @Yussif_Feeee
      @Yussif_Feeee Год назад

      Me too ksksks

  • @sleeper677
    @sleeper677 4 года назад +551

    “I got hit by a f***ing truck.”
    - Jotaro, 2020

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 года назад

      I’m dead bro

    • @HalfBakedPotatoWedges
      @HalfBakedPotatoWedges 4 года назад +9

      But didnt he survive an entire "road roller"?

    • @bettabass1994
      @bettabass1994 4 года назад +11

      Ryota Metari Truck-Kun is a whole different entity

    • @DKOIsoul
      @DKOIsoul 4 года назад +1

      Ryota Metari Truck-kun is op

    • @mu2137
      @mu2137 4 года назад

      The same thing happened to my dad in 2007

  • @shirouthehero696
    @shirouthehero696 4 года назад +477

    Jotaro: “DIO”
    DIO: “I’m DIO”
    Wait a minute...

    • @nttt..
      @nttt.. 4 года назад +2

      I don't get it.. instead my head started to play dior by pop smoke

    • @Boss_Dimas
      @Boss_Dimas 4 года назад +18

      same as actual voice
      Aqua : hei hei
      Kazuma : Kazuma desu

    • @yeetyeetiatepete5140
      @yeetyeetiatepete5140 4 года назад +1

      actually dio did that when joseph said DIOO

    • @shirouthehero696
      @shirouthehero696 4 года назад +7

      æ
      “Kazuma”
      “Yes, I’m Kazuma”
      I thought it seemed like a reference to how Kazuma responds to his name

    • @Boss_Dimas
      @Boss_Dimas 4 года назад

      @@shirouthehero696 close enough

  • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
    @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад +2147

    Okay but seriously seeing dio and Joseph interact while not trying to kill eachother is a hillarious idea and I love it

    • @peachesncreame7217
      @peachesncreame7217 4 года назад +77

      If Dio wasn’t evil, he’d actually be a good grandpa.

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад +76

      @@peachesncreame7217 it’s actually canon that Dio would be a great dad to Giorno just to spite Dario. His evilness makes him a good parent.

    • @clockpuncher8298
      @clockpuncher8298 4 года назад +10

      @@ignoremypaststupidity2719 I mean, not really, he had three other children and he didn't care for them either.

    • @yourtrashtalkingbro9118
      @yourtrashtalkingbro9118 4 года назад

      @@clockpuncher8298 Who were the others?

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад +6

      @@clockpuncher8298 araki himself said that, you can’t argue against it. He also probably meant under good circumstances but it’s still canon

  • @Maki_4329
    @Maki_4329 3 года назад +699

    Some overpowered MC: *Can destroy the entire universe*
    Jotaro: "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum"

  • @PHILHERO1
    @PHILHERO1 4 года назад +411

    8:08
    Joseph: "DIO! "
    DIO: "Kono DIO"
    That part killed Me, good job 🤣👍

    • @Replied_ByMeatr1der5
      @Replied_ByMeatr1der5 4 года назад +35

      Dio: hai, Dio desu

    • @berkaltuglu8140
      @berkaltuglu8140 4 года назад +5

      @@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 I know right?!

    • @AquaPJ
      @AquaPJ 4 года назад +2

      Hahahaha this is genius

    • @akaxaam
      @akaxaam 4 года назад +2

      I love how he still tried to speak afterwards too 😂😂

    • @akaxaam
      @akaxaam 4 года назад +1

      "Kono DIO-n"

  • @timurismailovic6866
    @timurismailovic6866 4 года назад +1415

    "I got hit by a f*cking truck"
    -Jotaro Kujo

    • @lisethrodriguez85
      @lisethrodriguez85 4 года назад +15

      timur ismailovic
      Who was top and who was bottom

    • @austinwilson7373
      @austinwilson7373 4 года назад +13

      I honestly expected Kira to show up from that

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 4 года назад +1

      I remember him hitting the truck

    • @champagnesupernova1839
      @champagnesupernova1839 4 года назад +6

      to be honest I was expecting the truck to show up lmao

    • @schwieber637
      @schwieber637 4 года назад +1

      Wasn't it a road-roller

  • @cuteanimegirluwu2117
    @cuteanimegirluwu2117 4 года назад +335

    DIO: I'm a cold-blooded immortal vampire..
    Also DIO: Gets killed by a pistol

    • @ofal5124
      @ofal5124 4 года назад +26

      aqua propably loaded it with turn undead

    • @vinhpham2791
      @vinhpham2791 4 года назад +25

      No he opened the door when it was daytime

    • @mahmoodmc
      @mahmoodmc 4 года назад +1

      He could've stop time

    • @Shyuthrosnaevin
      @Shyuthrosnaevin 4 года назад +2

      Also DIO: "open your mouth. Let me spit in it! WOUF WOUF BITCH"

    • @Shyuthrosnaevin
      @Shyuthrosnaevin 4 года назад +1

      Also DIO again...: "I'm a fucking bird"

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 3 года назад +176

    Watching Joseph and Dio, two of the most bitter enemies ever bond over their mutual hatred for how annoying Aqua is was the funniest thing ever. And what's even better is that it fits within the logic of both universes.

  • @user-nh3qg6gw8p
    @user-nh3qg6gw8p 4 года назад +6645

    Words can't express how i'm feeling right now

  • @youhobosarereadytohaha6050
    @youhobosarereadytohaha6050 4 года назад +700

    Dio looks like he's having so much fun watching Jojo siwa

  • @NaughtiusMaximmus
    @NaughtiusMaximmus 4 года назад +365

    "DIO"
    "kono dio-"
    This was way better than i expected

    • @sirottovonbismarck6776
      @sirottovonbismarck6776 4 года назад +12

      It's like the running joke of Kazuma saying "I'm Kazuma"

    • @gyrokudon5957
      @gyrokudon5957 4 года назад +4

      @@sirottovonbismarck6776 *So it is the same type of stand as Star Platimum?*

    • @sovietmasterfurret9215
      @sovietmasterfurret9215 4 года назад +2

      Dio: *float*
      Also Dio: im a fking bird

    • @QarQarQar
      @QarQarQar 4 года назад +1

      Joseph: DIOOO
      DIO: Kono-
      Joseph: LETS GET THIS OVER WITH, I NEED TO POOP REAL BAD
      DIO

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 года назад

      Bruh that was good

  • @xxxSaiyan228
    @xxxSaiyan228 2 года назад +38

    BragonGod, it's been 2 years. You still owe me new episode of Jojosuba

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 6 месяцев назад +1

      Add one to that. Unless it is too similar to the dio only version.

  • @RawazFHK
    @RawazFHK 4 года назад +15174

    I’m really interested in how many times bragon said wtf am i doing with my life while making this video.

  • @OwysGaming
    @OwysGaming 3 года назад +1753

    "What is your favourite anime?"
    "JoJosuba."

    • @dootf
      @dootf 3 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @hero2470
      @hero2470 3 года назад +8

      I am your 69th like be grateful

    • @yeetgamersvk1399
      @yeetgamersvk1399 3 года назад

      @@hero2470 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @hero2470
      @hero2470 3 года назад +5

      @@yeetgamersvk1399 BRUH

    • @TheBurgito
      @TheBurgito 3 года назад +1

      "Wait what"

  • @willow_song2596
    @willow_song2596 4 года назад +658

    Dio: "I'm a F*ing bird"
    Joseph: *Getting Kars flashbacks*

    • @irisvalencia6675
      @irisvalencia6675 4 года назад +6

      image that was space and kars was hearning but remember.....he still a rock

    • @laggyfilms4768
      @laggyfilms4768 4 года назад +1

      Oh god

    • @valentds
      @valentds 4 года назад +1

      joseph: don't know if i'm senile or what, but i didn't remember shit about part 2, only stands now!

    • @penguin4650
      @penguin4650 4 года назад

      NIGERUNDAYO!!

    • @ysuri
      @ysuri 4 года назад

      XD

  • @ItsAnantBruhh
    @ItsAnantBruhh 3 года назад +40

    Not the crossover we wanted but the one we needed

  • @alexwithaa21
    @alexwithaa21 4 года назад +323

    dio saying: "i'm a f*cking bird" is the incarnation of my sense of humor.

  • @MJT-DA
    @MJT-DA 4 года назад +659

    Joseph: "You're a dollar store Dracula"
    *GOdDaM tHaTs AloTtA dAMage*

    • @ammo6261
      @ammo6261 4 года назад +6

      Head shot

    • @Diplexer
      @Diplexer 4 года назад +1

      Joseph: "You're not more then a dollar store Dracula"
      :)

    • @SecurityGG
      @SecurityGG 4 года назад +1

      What about when he says this to Aqua.. "I never knew my favorite word can become a person"
      Edit: Now with exact words

  • @josemaricanon4919
    @josemaricanon4919 4 года назад +741

    8:08
    Joseph: DIO!!
    Dio: I'm Dio
    (LMAO that's Kazuma's thing XD)

    • @shihab32
      @shihab32 4 года назад +11

      LMAO

    • @gnat6216
      @gnat6216 4 года назад +6

      Kono Dio

    • @Traumachu
      @Traumachu 4 года назад +4

      Not if we're the same person

    • @salvatorerampello6247
      @salvatorerampello6247 4 года назад +5

      @@Traumachu where Is your Brother yoshikazuna Kira?

    • @Traumachu
      @Traumachu 4 года назад +3

      @@salvatorerampello6247 Gone, reduced to atoms

  • @OGROBLOXPLAYER
    @OGROBLOXPLAYER 2 года назад +93

    when i saw dio praying before he ate his food i died of laughter

  • @bottomtext593
    @bottomtext593 4 года назад +1905

    The Jojos Bizarre Adventure community has reached an entire new level.

  • @G1DDEL
    @G1DDEL 4 года назад +2442

    “Satan is my n**ga”
    Dio Brando 2020

  • @kirikunofficial1083
    @kirikunofficial1083 4 года назад +311

    Jotaro: Dio you're under the Sunlight, Thats against the Rules.
    DIO: Screw the rules Jotaro
    Jotaro: Yare Yare...

    • @pavelsTreis
      @pavelsTreis 4 года назад

      ACTUALY dio was supposed to say: i have sunscreen. jotaro:oh that makes sense

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 4 года назад

      @@pavelsTreis NO ! NO ! NO !! NO !!!

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite Год назад +5

    Love how DIO gets along with everyone, it's nice to see

  • @dragonmaster5377
    @dragonmaster5377 4 года назад +519

    "This is exactly what happens when the anime studios write the plot"
    *Shows Darling in the Franxx*
    Damn, I don't like what you're saying, but you're right

    • @adrianebautista8819
      @adrianebautista8819 4 года назад +15

      got me dying lol, if only they followed the manga

    • @mightdai7489
      @mightdai7489 4 года назад +9

      Wasn’t DITF an anime original

    • @exiagn0012
      @exiagn0012 4 года назад +5

      @@adrianebautista8819 DITF is an anime original, not from manga adaptation

    • @konokillaqueenda1808
      @konokillaqueenda1808 4 года назад

      They forgot the manga

    • @puroplays1228
      @puroplays1228 4 года назад

      do people forget sunscreen exists?

  • @brandonchampret8153
    @brandonchampret8153 4 года назад +880

    Joseph: "Dio!"
    Dio: " I'm Dio"
    That one got me laughing

  • @Esper_Compleat
    @Esper_Compleat 4 года назад +542

    I just died when Joseph yelled Dio, then Dio just responds "I'm Dio."

  • @softly4227
    @softly4227 2 года назад +2

    bro this is a masterpiece! I love your videos, it's a pity that there are so few of them(

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent 4 года назад +1294

    *SOMEONE STOP HIM, HE IS COMBINING THE MEMES FROM MULTIPLE FANDOMS!*

    • @lutherstein1928
      @lutherstein1928 4 года назад +136

      *HE'S BECOME THE ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! HE'S UNKILLABLE, UNSTOPPABLE, AND IMMORTAL!*

    • @everythingsdark608
      @everythingsdark608 4 года назад +20

      oh fuck haven’t watched konosuba. How far do i have to watch up to?

    • @d00mrunn3r6
      @d00mrunn3r6 4 года назад +11

      Everything’s Dark every episode and every season

    • @ScallopLover
      @ScallopLover 4 года назад +13

      @@lutherstein1928 isn't it, He's immortal! Unkillible! Truly outmatched!

    • @ezyawn3161
      @ezyawn3161 4 года назад +14

      @@lutherstein1928 *ALL WE CAN DO NOW IS WATCH HIS VIDEOS LIKE HOW A NINE YEAR OLD KID WATCHES HIS COMPUTER SCREEN WHILE PLAYING FORTNITE*

  • @definitelynotayoutubechann8595
    @definitelynotayoutubechann8595 3 года назад +2049

    Aqua: **transferring them into another world**
    Dio: *I'm a fucking bird*

  • @ПророкГрибобой
    @ПророкГрибобой 4 года назад +345

    dio: I'm a cold-blooded immortal vampire
    also dio: *dies after a bullet shot*

  • @Neo-gd5jy
    @Neo-gd5jy 3 года назад +12

    Dio and Jotaro: *Makes a truce*
    A few hours later
    Dio: *Dies*

  • @lolong-zenyalapag7980
    @lolong-zenyalapag7980 4 года назад +708

    *"I never knew my favorite word could become a person"*
    -Dio Brando

    • @bones8431
      @bones8431 4 года назад +26

      I just now understood that joke, thanks

    • @MrBills5700
      @MrBills5700 4 года назад +66

      @Bun Yello Well, is favourite word is "Muda" which means useless. That pretty much describes Aqua

    • @lolong-zenyalapag7980
      @lolong-zenyalapag7980 4 года назад +4

      @@MrBills5700 yeah or its "beach"(me tryna keep it pg)

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 года назад +1

      StevosKarlos oh ok thx

    • @seapanda384
      @seapanda384 4 года назад +4

      Correction -DIO

  • @spritedrink7617
    @spritedrink7617 4 года назад +1122

    "Hey, Can you recommend an anime?"
    "Jojosuba"
    "What?"
    "Nothing"

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 года назад +9

      The sponge bob anime is good

    • @spritedrink7617
      @spritedrink7617 3 года назад +6

      @@sarahmellinger8125 Lol yes
      You watch it too?

    • @trollge5881
      @trollge5881 3 года назад +3

      @Alejandro Lara *bizarre

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 3 года назад

      So underrated

    • @barii212
      @barii212 3 года назад +1

      ah yes 666 likes and 6 replies
      *damn i made it 7*

  • @kadam.z
    @kadam.z 3 года назад +1288

    "Dio!"
    "I'm Dio"
    I'm dead.

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel 3 года назад +50

      Dio: I'm faccin bird

    • @ylellosnlo3165
      @ylellosnlo3165 3 года назад +22

      "hai hai KONO DIO DA"
      Yes i am aware this means "yes yes it was dio", i just did it for the memes im sorry

    • @sjalkzjziskzkzo
      @sjalkzjziskzkzo 3 года назад +1

      Hello Dead

    • @yohumanfrisk
      @yohumanfrisk 3 года назад +3

      Oh no, Dio even has the "Kazuma des". . . I knew it, this shit's the best anime.

    • @dungtrinh5389
      @dungtrinh5389 3 года назад +3

      Dio In Hell :
      The World Over Hell ? :D

  • @treyer78
    @treyer78 3 года назад +7

    O cara realmente se esforçou pra fazer isso kct, tem meu respeito parabéns novo sub e like 😎👍

  • @soldier_3908
    @soldier_3908 4 года назад +626

    Imagine yoshikage kira comes out of knowhere to introduce himself after aqua introduce herself.

    • @Troloze
      @Troloze 4 года назад +54

      i swear to god if Kira isn't megumin i'll me fucking pissed

    • @h.4222
      @h.4222 4 года назад +8

      if kira wash there he wuld steal aquas hand and leaves

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 4 года назад +3

      I thought Kira was going to appear at first instead of Jotaro.

  • @matilozano96
    @matilozano96 4 года назад +618

    "DIO!"
    "I'm Dio..."
    I see what you did there

    • @dio_5240
      @dio_5240 4 года назад +9

      Same here

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 4 года назад +2

      What does it mean can u explain?

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 года назад +6

      KONO DIO DA THATS what it means

    • @Secretcodrin
      @Secretcodrin 4 года назад +20

      @@jokertm6889 that's what the actual MC of konosuba says.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 4 года назад +5

      @@jokertm6889 hai hai, kazuma des

  • @dexses2184
    @dexses2184 4 года назад +722

    Alternative ending:
    Jotaro realizes that Truck-kun is the same type of stand as Star Platinum and punches him in the face.

    • @terrencezou1441
      @terrencezou1441 4 года назад +15

      Dexses so it’s the same type of stand of star plathum

    • @YAH93
      @YAH93 4 года назад +8

      Ima start flatinum

    • @mypersonalaccount4934
      @mypersonalaccount4934 4 года назад +12

      Don't forget that Ambulance-kun is the same type of stand as Truck-kun
      So Ambulance-kun is the same type as Star Platinum

    • @giorway9153
      @giorway9153 4 года назад +8

      realizes that Truck is same type of vehicle as Road roller

    • @diathedinky1481
      @diathedinky1481 4 года назад +7

      Alternative ending:
      ⬅️ To be continued

  • @TheIsackChannel
    @TheIsackChannel 3 года назад +21

    Obrigado pela legenda em BR, merece meu like

  • @bottomtext593
    @bottomtext593 4 года назад +341

    No one:
    DIO: I'm a f*cking bird

  • @adliiyadhafizan5669
    @adliiyadhafizan5669 4 года назад +124

    Konosuba fan: still waiting for S3
    JoJo fan: Still dind't get news about part 6
    BragonGod:Fine I do it myself

  • @Michaelt_1393
    @Michaelt_1393 4 года назад +2755

    Language: Japanese
    Subtitles: reality can be what ever I want
    Edit- matthews gay don’t cancel me

    • @jotarokujo169
      @jotarokujo169 4 года назад +106

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @y0n_8
      @y0n_8 4 года назад +37

      @@jotarokujo169 delete your comment pls

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 4 года назад +21

      @@jotarokujo169 clam down, have a snickers

    • @meme-wagon5551
      @meme-wagon5551 4 года назад +10

      @Uncreative With Names yet your the only one who cares

    • @h3lblad3
      @h3lblad3 4 года назад +9

      Language: Japanese
      BragonGod: "It's free real estate."

  • @monstertokusatsu6042
    @monstertokusatsu6042 3 года назад +7

    Jotaro :"Wait you're under the sunlight?"
    Dio :"Yeah, screw the rules I have plot armor"

  • @namelessking4146
    @namelessking4146 4 года назад +90

    Jotaro: So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum?
    Aqua: Always has been...
    Jotaro: [G E N D E R E Q U A L I T Y]

  • @TheShuckmeister
    @TheShuckmeister 4 года назад +7029

    JoJo, Konosuba, and Kimi no na Wa. I feel like this video was made for me

    • @Avikori
      @Avikori 4 года назад +34

      Oh hey shuck hajsjadjs

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 4 года назад +51

      bruh where r u in the video I thought u were an official jojo character

    • @mosupple9461
      @mosupple9461 4 года назад +19

      The holy trinity is complete

    • @GoldWheels
      @GoldWheels 4 года назад +4

      I thank you Shucky for telling me about this video through a community post

    • @user-nh3qg6gw8p
      @user-nh3qg6gw8p 4 года назад +1

      hi shuckmeister

  • @reapd2576
    @reapd2576 4 года назад +233

    When DIO said "I can't believe my favorite word can become a person."
    I gasped

    • @kermitthefrog4830
      @kermitthefrog4830 4 года назад +4

      It took me a while to understand that, it was too good

    • @Shadow_Bakon
      @Shadow_Bakon 4 года назад

      U S E L E S S HAHA FUNNI FUNNI😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😂

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 4 года назад

      @@Shadow_Bakon ok fam

    • @Shadow_Bakon
      @Shadow_Bakon 4 года назад

      uhhhhh

  • @meir4976
    @meir4976 3 года назад

    Yo this video is SICK! Aye The creator must be reqarded and honor a thousand times for making this! What a GREAT Effort on editing holy daaaamnn. I give it a rate ot 88%!

  • @Sun-le8ex
    @Sun-le8ex 4 года назад +809

    Every Japanese person in existence:
    Wtf did I just watch

  • @SanJo2MD
    @SanJo2MD 4 года назад +282

    "Kill the demon king and obtain the requiem arrow."
    "That's the stupidest plot I've heard."
    Don't talk about Part 5 like that!

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +3

      XD I need to watch that

    • @thatonecomment9873
      @thatonecomment9873 4 года назад +1

      BRUUUUUUUUUH

    • @aketchy2244
      @aketchy2244 4 года назад +3

      If Giorno already have GER (aka me) then why would he need to obtain requiem again

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 4 года назад +3

      Oh god you are Right

    • @aketchy2244
      @aketchy2244 4 года назад +2

      @@-Zerontek- 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

  • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
    @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 4 года назад +560

    I love seeing Joseph and DIO being actually friendly with each other

  • @keenstreamsuperbeam7680
    @keenstreamsuperbeam7680 3 года назад +15

    Either this thing is funny as hell or I just got back my whole heartedly laughing at stuff a lot back
    By watching konsubq
    Edit:Also I’m subscribing I can’t miss these stuff

  • @herobizarre6010
    @herobizarre6010 4 года назад +842

    Strange, I find myself wanting a full series of this.

  • @abcmc6301
    @abcmc6301 4 года назад +765

    6:29 "I never knew my favourite word can become a person"
    Dio's favourite word : MUDA = USELESS
    Best insult ever

    • @eguy1557
      @eguy1557 4 года назад +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @paulcodm663
      @paulcodm663 4 года назад +5

      Muda means young in Indonesia and ora means what in Indonesia traditional Javanese language

    • @malasdikuburan756
      @malasdikuburan756 4 года назад +5

      @@paulcodm663 ora means no kwokwkwowkw

    • @lorddio2737
      @lorddio2737 4 года назад +5

      Actually aqua is an amplification for useless. On that note aqua aqua aqua aqua

    • @Beatdown-Enjoyer-Slam-Lover-02
      @Beatdown-Enjoyer-Slam-Lover-02 4 года назад +2

      HOW DID I MISS THAT xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @aidan8465
    @aidan8465 4 года назад +352

    "You're not a God you're more of a dollar store vampire"
    - Joseph Joestar

    • @flamekirito151
      @flamekirito151 4 года назад +2

      *dracula

    • @gyrokudon5957
      @gyrokudon5957 4 года назад +10

      So it is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?

    • @kerhs6986
      @kerhs6986 4 года назад +2

      Jotaro Kujo ded meme

    • @gyrokudon5957
      @gyrokudon5957 4 года назад +8

      @@kerhs6986 Sooo *It is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?*

    • @saeless8458
      @saeless8458 4 года назад +1

      @Jotaro Kujo *Truck-Kun wants to know your location*

  • @thenameless2379
    @thenameless2379 Год назад +1

    I never thought a fan based parody would 4th wall more than Gin Tama. This is a masterpiece. 🤘

  • @taegamma
    @taegamma 4 года назад +1255

    Poor Dio, he only wanted his JoJo Siwa T-shirt.

    • @_mrtakethatrisk
      @_mrtakethatrisk 4 года назад +13

      O O F to DIO

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 3 года назад +8

      I'm ashamed to admit,
      I only just understood the joke.

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 3 года назад +4

      @Ultra The peak of human potential

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 3 года назад +1

      @Ultra yeah, it's a kid that's popular on Nickelodeon

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 3 года назад +1

      @Ultra a kid's tv network in the USA

  • @jerichocage3825
    @jerichocage3825 4 года назад +167

    7:41
    I love how Jotaro just casually said "I got hit by a f*cking truck" like it was just a normal Monday.

  • @kisuma3415
    @kisuma3415 4 года назад +334

    3:50
    " send you to heaven... "
    Pucci : *HEAVEN ?!?!*
    i'm litteraly *dead*

    • @yogiearifin6054
      @yogiearifin6054 4 года назад +24

      "Not you though, you're going straight to hell"
      "Satan is my *NIGERUNDAYO"*

    • @t.y.n177
      @t.y.n177 4 года назад +6

      they are also dead

    • @Ksr458
      @Ksr458 4 года назад +2

      Pucci*

    • @kisuma3415
      @kisuma3415 4 года назад

      @@Ksr458 yeah sorry, thanks

  • @endakurakku1337
    @endakurakku1337 3 года назад +50

    Никто:
    Абсолютно никто:
    Дио: Ебанутся я птичка гыгы

  • @AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro
    @AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro 4 года назад +1372

    As a person who knows what they’re actually saying, it’s so random.

    • @FMmaniak24
      @FMmaniak24 4 года назад +15

      Not everything

    • @radhityakusumanegara8127
      @radhityakusumanegara8127 4 года назад +144

      Well, the only things that make sense in this video is "OH, YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?"

    • @bjrntykhelle2892
      @bjrntykhelle2892 4 года назад +78

      @@radhityakusumanegara8127 Hoh.. Mukattekurunoka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka?!
      Chikazuite kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain ne da.
      Hoho.. Dwa juubun chikazukanai no youi!

    • @Lilshinefan101
      @Lilshinefan101 4 года назад +29

      @@bjrntykhelle2892 I'm gonna screen shot that until I can read it right

    • @twitching_bot574
      @twitching_bot574 4 года назад +19

      @@radhityakusumanegara8127 It was subtle, but Dio did technically call Aqua useless.

  • @MrNoob_11
    @MrNoob_11 4 года назад +316

    2020: I'm such a shitty year that there's not even any good new anime
    SpongeBob and JoJosuba: I'm about to fix this man's whole career

    • @Umbooms
      @Umbooms 4 года назад

      Why did something happen with spongebob this year

    • @MrNoob_11
      @MrNoob_11 4 года назад +7

      @@Umbooms check out 'spongebob anime ep 1: bubble bass arc' by Narmak animation on RUclips. You will not be disappointed

    • @mrbrown585
      @mrbrown585 4 года назад +4

      Re:zero for me is the stand out (Actual) anime of 2020.

    • @mdraj5655
      @mdraj5655 4 года назад +1

      Well I would agree if re: zero doesn't exist

    • @mrbrown585
      @mrbrown585 4 года назад

      MD Raj What are you actually trying to say? What you said doesn’t make sense.

  • @lordpumpkinhead265
    @lordpumpkinhead265 3 года назад +509

    Aqua: This is better than your boring lives right?
    DIO and Joseph: *Come again?*

    • @ahawksjawbc2464
      @ahawksjawbc2464 3 года назад +5

      @Tigran Abazyan true

    • @ajoe.8461
      @ajoe.8461 3 года назад +2

      @Tigran Abazyan oh f**k no man, dio will attain heaven

    • @dreadblock7592
      @dreadblock7592 3 года назад +7

      @@ajoe.8461 No he would attain muda

    • @ajoe.8461
      @ajoe.8461 3 года назад +2

      @@dreadblock7592 bruh

    • @Soulfin
      @Soulfin 2 года назад

      @@dreadblock7592 you already did when you were born

  • @Jonansions3000
    @Jonansions3000 2 года назад +2

    Anyone with any kind of Power when fighting Jotaro: *"So It's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum"*

  • @akitokoji1733
    @akitokoji1733 4 года назад +806

    Why doesn't this have a million views already?... THIS SHIZ IS ONE BIZARRE ADVENTURE

  • @arturo4879
    @arturo4879 4 года назад +284

    "So whats your favorite anime"
    Me: Its complicated.

    • @toxxc.5449
      @toxxc.5449 3 года назад +2

      I feel like, this is the 4th time I've seen a similar comment like this

  • @yourlocalidiot6250
    @yourlocalidiot6250 4 года назад +374

    Aqua babbling about the requiem arrow meanwhile dio saying “i’m a f*cking bird”

    • @lorddio2737
      @lorddio2737 4 года назад +1

      Im a fucking bird

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@lorddio2737 holy shit

    • @bonkpolice7602
      @bonkpolice7602 4 года назад +1

      I'm the birb,aaaayyyy

  • @thurstranger9741
    @thurstranger9741 2 года назад

    I love your videos man, thanks for the content

  • @angelourgeghe6228
    @angelourgeghe6228 4 года назад +385

    Stand: toyota platinum
    Stand master: truck-kun
    Ability: can send his enemies to another world just by hitting them

    • @Jasonr-
      @Jasonr- 4 года назад +14

      Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka

    • @iamepicfumo2360
      @iamepicfumo2360 4 года назад +7

      @@Jasonr- BRRRRRRRAAAKA MONOGA
      DIDNT YOU KNOW JAPANESE VEHICLES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @Jasonr-
      @Jasonr- 4 года назад +6

      Stand:BAKA
      Stand master: TSUDERE
      Ability:attacks when embarrassed

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase 4 года назад +2

      Toyota Platinum to D4C: I'm you, but already half of the smashing part.

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 4 года назад +3

      Power: A
      Precision: A
      Speed: A
      Range: C
      Potential: B
      other abilities:
      Nani!? Kanse Dorifto!? : this is an extra ability that toyota platinum had. No matter how fast the target is Toyota platinum can't be evaded/outspeeded/blocked/attacked. And can work regardless of any other stand ability
      Gate of Speed:
      Any target hit by toyota platinum can be transported in another world at random by the user's will
      Ability awaken: This makes any target transported by the ability Gate of Speed have additional abilities at random and can be either good or bad regardless of the user's will

  • @Skadi9890
    @Skadi9890 4 года назад +141

    *Dio conquers the sun with plot armor*
    Speedwagon: "This is the birth of the perfect lifeform, the ultimate being, Dio!"

  • @darkeruma1661
    @darkeruma1661 4 года назад +261

    *"Dio Meet Aqua"*
    *"God Meet Goddess"*
    *"Useful Meet Useless"*
    *"Is That jojo Reference"*

  • @clashaccount8737
    @clashaccount8737 3 года назад +4

    I was half expecting Jotaro to show up with Star Platinum: Truck Kun after saying "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" to the truck.

  • @cptnhawkeye6849
    @cptnhawkeye6849 3 года назад +1553

    this is better than any anime ive ever consumed.

  • @sku11z50
    @sku11z50 4 года назад +222

    Friend: why do u like jojo?
    Me: you won't get it.

    • @mrbrown585
      @mrbrown585 4 года назад +1

      6:31 DIO got 😂😂roasted by AQUA!

    • @some_furry990
      @some_furry990 4 года назад +1

      Yami The boss YAKAMASHI!

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 3 года назад +690

    I want this to be an actual anime.

    • @Zortcell
      @Zortcell 3 года назад +34

      Tag: super hilarious anime

    • @aloysiuslim914
      @aloysiuslim914 3 года назад +16

      Tag: jojo

    • @Beans988
      @Beans988 2 года назад +7

      Tag: Bizzare Crossover

    • @user-qz7zt3sg5j
      @user-qz7zt3sg5j 2 года назад +1

      Tag: braindead anime

    • @andilouis8770
      @andilouis8770 2 года назад +2

      It's already an anime. It's just it's a parody or canon because it's bizzare you know

  • @fadefromtheshadows
    @fadefromtheshadows 3 года назад

    Didnt know I needed this but thank you.

  • @Mr..Milkshake
    @Mr..Milkshake 4 года назад +522

    "Im a immortal vampire"
    "I defeated God"
    Aqua: 👁️👄👁️

    • @melonmusk8924
      @melonmusk8924 4 года назад +3

      But Dio died, so he isn't immortal, but funny XD

    • @definitelyanormalperson1716
      @definitelyanormalperson1716 4 года назад +1

      @@melonmusk8924 he is immortal but he cant recover fast bec of alot of dmg and sun light bruhhhhh watch it again

    • @biolokiyt7567
      @biolokiyt7567 4 года назад +1

      @@melonmusk8924 i think he meant in the never ageing part and also his regen abilties were really good also immortal in his cause means not ageing

    • @siem9329
      @siem9329 4 года назад +2

      @@biolokiyt7567 he was biologically immortal, but killable.

  • @TitoTheDirector
    @TitoTheDirector 4 года назад +413

    Fans: Mcdonalods Part 2 when?
    BragonGod: Shut up.

    • @Heiscomingback777
      @Heiscomingback777 4 года назад +10

      Woah bragongod became Jotaro for a sec

    • @idkaname9519
      @idkaname9519 4 года назад +5

      He did

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 4 года назад +9

      Yakamashi

    • @mrbrown585
      @mrbrown585 4 года назад +1

      6:22 Aqua caught some...
      STICKY FINGERRRRRRRRS. After that punch.

  • @blagg1137
    @blagg1137 4 года назад +1135

    “Satan is my friend”
    DIO, the Demon

  • @TimothyJRBranch
    @TimothyJRBranch Год назад +5

    6:28 useless is dio's favorite word?
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @mr.noviews7056
    @mr.noviews7056 4 года назад +154

    3:55
    “Satan is my n**ga”
    -Dio Brando

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +442

    I don’t see why people keep asking for “Giorno and DIO go to McDonald’s 2” when we’re being given this masterpiece.

    • @jajajaxd4726
      @jajajaxd4726 4 года назад +32

      "Giorno and DIO go to McDonald's" is good, but this is better

    • @AsteroSloth
      @AsteroSloth 4 года назад +6

      Objectively speaking... ITS ALL MASTERPIECES

    • @birdguy3434
      @birdguy3434 4 года назад +1

      I like this better

  • @jaycelancaster8647
    @jaycelancaster8647 3 года назад +290

    I like how Dio has flown so many times and yet, right at 8:33, he literally says: *"IM A F**KING BIRD"*

  • @Kagezawa
    @Kagezawa Год назад +2

    I've been waiting for this masterpiece for a two year now.

  • @MrCat-hu7ry
    @MrCat-hu7ry 4 года назад +140

    I love when people call Kazuma and he says " this is Kazuma ".....and when Joseph called dio , dio said "This is dio" 8:11

  • @csg1lcolonel528
    @csg1lcolonel528 4 года назад +486

    Nobody:
    DIO: *I'M A F*CKING BIRD*

    • @xxcutepupperxx
      @xxcutepupperxx 3 года назад +2

      Nobody:
      You :| : IM A F*CKING COPIER

    • @quietindigo7027
      @quietindigo7027 3 года назад +5

      @@xxcutepupperxx bruh it’s a free real estate

    • @pein4332
      @pein4332 3 года назад +1

      Nobody:
      Me: *I’M A ####### ROBLOXIAN*

    • @MrNiceGuyPh
      @MrNiceGuyPh 3 года назад +1

      @@xxcutepupperxx Your comment is one of the hell annoying

    • @xxcutepupperxx
      @xxcutepupperxx 3 года назад

      @@MrNiceGuyPh and you're time has been wasted by commenting bullsh*t

  • @ErMuchachito
    @ErMuchachito 4 года назад +211

    Dio: "I'm an immortal vampire"
    Always Dio ***dies of a gunshot***

  • @kiwibatata663
    @kiwibatata663 3 года назад

    WTF THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL I EVER SEEN

  • @d1bbl3s31
    @d1bbl3s31 4 года назад +259

    Non-Japanese speakers: heheh this is great
    Japanese speakers: *confused screaming*

  • @unrandomman3946
    @unrandomman3946 4 года назад +324

    Dude, from the second Aqua straight up shot DIO with a gun a couldn’t stop smiling.

    • @zarek9340
      @zarek9340 4 года назад +6

      My first thought as soon as she pulled out the Beretta, was "isn't he immune to just like every conventional weapon?"

    • @coca_0146
      @coca_0146 4 года назад +8

      @@zarek9340 it's a holy gun

    • @BoomKage
      @BoomKage 4 года назад +5

      @@coca_0146 that'd make more sense then a "goddess being" using a regular gun.

    • @മദ്യപാനം
      @മദ്യപാനം 4 года назад +1

      Even then, Dio could probably catch bullets with his stand

  • @ShinkinNoMakai
    @ShinkinNoMakai 4 года назад +239

    7:25 This really gets me, when they talking about Polnareff and toilet
    Lololololololol