Jojo Memes and Comic Dubs

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @JolyneMeme
    @JolyneMeme  3 года назад +646

    Wanna talk to other jojo/anime fans? :D
    Join my discord server! discord.gg/UcRbQVR366

    • @Amine-pe9zs
      @Amine-pe9zs 3 года назад +4

      Ahh wtf you are late who will see this

    • @syy9898
      @syy9898 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @TheOfficalDjEuMan
      @TheOfficalDjEuMan 3 года назад

      What is that song from 13:36. Sound dope af

    • @mariomartinez5335
      @mariomartinez5335 3 года назад +2

      Can I be in one plzz 🥺🥺

    • @JolyneMeme
      @JolyneMeme  3 года назад +10

      @@TheOfficalDjEuMan Beastie Boys - intergalactic

  • @tableflip7165
    @tableflip7165 4 года назад +3904

    “IM A VIRGIN”
    -Jotaro as he’s speaking to his daughter

  • @eugitaro9912
    @eugitaro9912 4 года назад +988

    Dio: GIORNO COVER YOUR CHEST
    Also Dio:*Shirtless for majority of Stardust Crusaders*

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 года назад +45

      Do what I say, not what I do

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 4 года назад +21

      He was indoors most of that time too.

    • @JanJanNik
      @JanJanNik 4 года назад +17

      tbf it wasn't his own chest

    • @assylzadakulmanova6326
      @assylzadakulmanova6326 4 года назад +3

      @@skye387 The first word is true than second (or how to call it idk)

    • @farida7068
      @farida7068 4 года назад +1

      Well he lives on a mansion

  • @swivelshivel6576
    @swivelshivel6576 4 года назад +3988

    *meanwhile, with Josuke’s kid*
    “Dad, I swallowed a bu-“
    *”DORA!”*

    • @mrsigmagrinder8737
      @mrsigmagrinder8737 4 года назад +232

      He donuts them like he did to his Mother.

    • @mote_kela7127
      @mote_kela7127 4 года назад +96

      Underrated jojoke

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 4 года назад +45

      Lmao was reading this as that part came up

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 года назад +13

      Morgan Reynolds you get the joke right?

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 года назад +16

      Swivel Shivel how about giorno’s kid?

  • @emeraldgreenz
    @emeraldgreenz 2 года назад +482

    The final meme of Josuke and Giorno beating Puchi brought a smile to my face.

    • @Kiro_Valyne
      @Kiro_Valyne 2 года назад +34

      an ending that everyone would find peace in, Josuke comes back, and Giorno ends a part of the jostar past that directly connects to him

    • @Kingjustin1019
      @Kingjustin1019 2 года назад +16

      *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*
      *DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA*
      *WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!*
      *DORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
      Pucci: P-Please! N-No mooooooooore!
      *MUDA!*
      *DORA!*

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Год назад +4

      @@Kiro_Valyne and the Fucking universe that we falled in love with doesn’t get nukes

    • @PatrickStar-u8o
      @PatrickStar-u8o 7 месяцев назад +3

      mine was when jolyne said "yare yare dawa"

    • @Masonwilliams91
      @Masonwilliams91 6 месяцев назад +1

      i love how giorno went “No it isn’t”

  • @SanJo2MD
    @SanJo2MD 4 года назад +2048

    "Are ya ready kids?"
    "Aye aye Captain!"
    "I can't hear you!"
    Hol Horse: "Aye Aye Sir!"

    • @jackerdie1214
      @jackerdie1214 4 года назад +8

      388 likes and 0 comment,im here to change that

    • @nero.5733
      @nero.5733 4 года назад +4

      jacker die12 Same

    • @hierophantgreen4964
      @hierophantgreen4964 4 года назад +4

      EmeraldøSpxurashu! Wow my master uses internet also

    • @catherineverallo7543
      @catherineverallo7543 4 года назад +13

      "are you ready kids?"
      "aye aye captain"
      "I cant hear you"
      "Aye aye captain!"
      Starplatinum: OOOOOOOOO

    • @paperboy1864
      @paperboy1864 4 года назад +3

      I remember one time in the school locker room everyone was changing and then out of the blue someone said “are you ready kids?” and then everyone starting singing
      *and that’s how our PE teacher lost his ears*

  • @eliasmg9144
    @eliasmg9144 4 года назад +2560

    Man, I really wish Holly had a better control of her stand

    • @mihaifazacas7133
      @mihaifazacas7133 4 года назад +152

      She probably did but we never saw her again

    • @vustedamove
      @vustedamove 4 года назад +93

      @@mihaifazacas7133 well like it most likely just went away since she didn't have the fighting spirit to control it and with the signal being sent out be Johnathans body gone it most likely would have just went back inside of Holly with no way for her to bring it back out.

    • @eurikadude
      @eurikadude 4 года назад +33

      That wouldve been so cool. If that happened she could prob go with them.

    • @zachocampo8577
      @zachocampo8577 4 года назад +36

      rule34 artists:

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 4 года назад +49

      @@vustedamove the stand didn't disappear. She still has it. It just stopped manifesting

  • @legitlefty
    @legitlefty 4 года назад +2027

    *JoQuotes*
    Hol Horse: “The gun is mightier than the sword!”
    Josuke: “He took it in the nuts and now Kochi’s dead!”

    • @santiagogarcia7213
      @santiagogarcia7213 4 года назад +15

      n i c e

    • @clono5995
      @clono5995 4 года назад +12

      N I C E

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 4 года назад +27

      Kakyoin : "No one can just deflect the emerald splash"

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 года назад +6

      *NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @Sevtixs
      @Sevtixs 4 года назад +13

      The truth is that his nuts are mightier than a gun

  • @ked7752
    @ked7752 2 года назад +90

    7:04 | Jotaro panicking and saying he's a virgin right while staring at Jolyne is the funniest thing ever

  • @captaindinoceo
    @captaindinoceo 4 года назад +3364

    "You dont understand, his stand is"
    giorno "No it is not'
    thats such a OP character thing to say

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 года назад +215

      Kinda bcs that's literally what GER does

    • @godssecondlesserknownsonbr7523
      @godssecondlesserknownsonbr7523 4 года назад +148

      since pucci reset the world my head-canon is that pucci made it to where since he didn't make a perfect one he's created a loop of him resetting the world until the perfect situation in witch he is stopped

    • @captaindinoceo
      @captaindinoceo 4 года назад +88

      @@starbluelight12yearsago39 still thats such an extra thing to say xD, jolyne all dramaticaly: his stand is
      "No its not"

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 года назад +36

      @@captaindinoceo , it's both cool and fitting lol

    • @boi1016
      @boi1016 4 года назад +48

      Wait can GER take out made in heaven

  • @vumanhhung9321
    @vumanhhung9321 4 года назад +628

    New head cannon: Josuke’s bedhair is young Joseph’s hair.

    • @giann3t177
      @giann3t177 4 года назад +68

      it’s actually canon because araki stated in one of his interviews that josuke’s hair without the gel is like young joseph’s hair

    • @gremlinsounds7962
      @gremlinsounds7962 4 года назад +21

      Lets be honest here. Anything can be canon because of multiple timelines like the Diavolo stuff-

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 года назад +15

      @@gremlinsounds7962 as long as diavolo dies at the end its canon

    • @darkmatter1721
      @darkmatter1721 4 года назад

      @@justanothercommenterwithan9089 and d4c's bullshit

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 года назад +1981

    Why is Dio telling Giorno to cover his chest? He should be more concerned about his pants

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 4 года назад +180

      Dio would tell Giornio to wear less

    • @thompson1717
      @thompson1717 4 года назад +108

      Remeber when dio was only with his pants on with his shadow Dio form

    • @scp096withinternetaccess.7
      @scp096withinternetaccess.7 4 года назад +56

      He should be more concerned on what he did to mista

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 года назад +26

      @@scp096withinternetaccess.7 why would he?

    • @ratcheese3043
      @ratcheese3043 4 года назад +27

      @@skye387 father like son

  • @mythilinarla1969
    @mythilinarla1969 Год назад +120

    Erina: "Don't teach him these, he'll end up cheating on everything"
    Looks like Erina saw the future...

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 4 года назад +438

    "Do you see what I mean? He took it in the nuts and now Koichi's dead."
    Possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @goat6369
      @goat6369 4 года назад +4

      Funniest shit i have ever seen

    • @za_blok_1164
      @za_blok_1164 4 года назад +1

      @@goat6369 dont you ever read my mind again.

    • @a-astudios116
      @a-astudios116 4 года назад

      I just died when he said that XD

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +3023

    Don't get in a plane with Joseph, don't get in a car with Polnareff

    • @diegorebollar5067
      @diegorebollar5067 4 года назад +200

      Don't get in a boat with Jonathan

    • @notyoshikagekira7539
      @notyoshikagekira7539 4 года назад +162

      And don't get in a bike with josuke

    • @dallaspayday2480
      @dallaspayday2480 4 года назад +109

      And Never Hit Giorno's Frog With A Shovel

    • @CreeperDude-cm1wv
      @CreeperDude-cm1wv 4 года назад +86

      Instructions unclear
      Ended up in a car with polnereff, inside a plane, hey wait is that Joseph?

    • @PierogiPerson
      @PierogiPerson 4 года назад +72

      Don't get in relationship with Jotaro

  • @Kellognr
    @Kellognr 4 года назад +1134

    Pucci: Is that you Dio?
    Giorno: No, this is Requiem...

  • @Delta_Quagsire
    @Delta_Quagsire 2 года назад +109

    5:25 Seeing stuff like this in a spin-off were Dio didn't die and is just a stay at home dad would be amazing

  • @agent0931
    @agent0931 3 года назад +688

    "his stand is-"
    "no it is not"
    *GER in a nutshell*

  • @tanook6073
    @tanook6073 4 года назад +808

    Jolyne at 14:00: **Has a broken arm**
    Josuke and Giorno: We're gonna pretend we didn't see that.

    • @tunkhine3987
      @tunkhine3987 3 года назад +48

      They’re both fucking medics

    • @justcarol948
      @justcarol948 3 года назад +37

      Giorno is used to it

    • @Gosnu-qr9tb
      @Gosnu-qr9tb 3 года назад +7

      I was gonna make this commwnt and now i find out aomeone already has it :(

    • @springthing7739
      @springthing7739 2 года назад +4

      i mean she does have a cast at the end if you look closely

  • @despity9
    @despity9 3 года назад +3098

    Fun fact: giornos hair was black when he was a kid but every comic artist makes his hair golden as a kid

    • @luggasDeus
      @luggasDeus 3 года назад +286

      His hair turned gold when he awakened GE, which was related to the many strong stand users near him. But if Giorno would constantly be with Dio he would also encounter a lot more stand users while also being nearer to them so it could very well be that he awakens his stand at a much younger age

    • @despity9
      @despity9 3 года назад +96

      @@luggasDeus His hair turned gold “recently”

    • @mrtrollface6073
      @mrtrollface6073 3 года назад +92

      Dio just dyed Giorno's hair

    • @allbaconboi3932
      @allbaconboi3932 3 года назад +25

      @@mrtrollface6073 yes

    • @Ayden1177
      @Ayden1177 3 года назад +14

      Be quit or there hire a hitman to hunt you down

  • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico
    @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico Год назад +47

    Imagine how funny a show would be where it’s the office but it’s just the Jojos,jobros, and the main villains living together in one huge mansion

    • @svp3rstzr
      @svp3rstzr 7 месяцев назад +2

      but none of them have stands or hamon (or any other power) and we watch them fistfight and see who dies first

  • @CocoKatze
    @CocoKatze 4 года назад +841

    Homeless child -exists-
    Bruno: THAT IS DISGUSTING-
    GIVE IT TO ME NOW

    • @alstonyang6435
      @alstonyang6435 4 года назад +6

      That is accurate right there

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 4 года назад +29

      Help bruno stole me because im technically homeless without a legal HOME SOMEONE GET ME FROM ITALY

    • @dogwithdrugs61
      @dogwithdrugs61 3 года назад +1

      @@butterflyenjoyer230
      k

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 3 года назад +9

      @@dogwithdrugs61 yeah uh nevermind theres spaghetti here and its really good im staying in italy

    • @starscream8989
      @starscream8989 3 года назад +2

      Jotaro at 0:27
      You touch my daughter i touch your *SKULL*

  • @bootabestlol
    @bootabestlol 4 года назад +775

    “Don’t teach him things like this, he’LL end up cheating on EVERYTHING”
    Yeah, like his wife

  • @miguelsaldana7891
    @miguelsaldana7891 4 года назад +787

    Everybody gangsta till we realise that Josuke is Holly's brother

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 года назад +81

      Half brother, and hes jotatos uncle

    • @JeremiahJ-wv1vn
      @JeremiahJ-wv1vn 4 года назад +20

      Hold on I never thought about that fact

    • @1216shadow
      @1216shadow 4 года назад +38

      and Giorno is Josephs uncle

    • @tichaelmiongson
      @tichaelmiongson 4 года назад +7

      jaxon. lmao jotato

    • @achlyseee
      @achlyseee 4 года назад +10

      @@cylnder J O T A T O

  • @horanghaeapologist
    @horanghaeapologist Год назад +24

    4:51 funniest one yet lmao

  • @ii8thecookies
    @ii8thecookies 4 года назад +565

    The Spongebob one with Jolyne was really sacred

  • @daedinton
    @daedinton 4 года назад +388

    Pucci: Dio!?
    Giorno: That is not my name.
    Might be on of the best lines in this upload

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +22

      Pucci: Dio? is that you?
      Giorno: I have three donut rings for hair, I am wearing a purple outfit, my stand is GE, I must look like SOOOO many other stand users out there.

    • @smilingjawnny7763
      @smilingjawnny7763 4 года назад +12

      You forgot 1:14:
      He took it in the nuts and now Kochi’s dead

    • @epicnightmare5600
      @epicnightmare5600 4 года назад +2

      I wish that was cannon (the last comic)

    • @killerqueen6450
      @killerqueen6450 4 года назад

      @@epicnightmare5600 nah it's canon that Over heaven stands are not affected by GER return to zero

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft 4 года назад

      @@killerqueen6450 well yeah but he just smashed his hand through his chest, didn't rtz that boi

  • @saulgudino315
    @saulgudino315 4 года назад +429

    1:00
    dio: “TOO REVEALING!”
    also dio: *gives his son a picture of his half naked back*

  • @calmagness
    @calmagness 2 года назад +51

    5:04 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KusabeKuruyashiki
    @KusabeKuruyashiki 4 года назад +523

    The thumbnail: *Josuke going thru his ocean man phase like Jotaro did*

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 4 года назад +31

      It's not a phase

    • @KusabeKuruyashiki
      @KusabeKuruyashiki 4 года назад +13

      @NoExperienceRequiem yeah :(

    • @sol8449
      @sol8449 4 года назад +14

      It’s not a phase, _mom!_ It’s who I am!

    • @mitth_raw_nuruodo
      @mitth_raw_nuruodo 4 года назад +26

      @NoExperienceRequiem actually Araki wanted Giorno and Josuke to appear in Stone Ocean but dumped the idea later

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 года назад +15

      @NoExperienceRequiem legit , no joke . It gives the first universe a MUCH better conclusion

  • @noriakikakyoin8888
    @noriakikakyoin8888 4 года назад +471

    “He’ll end up cheating on everything”
    Joseph cheats on his wife

  • @willwoodenjoyer775
    @willwoodenjoyer775 4 года назад +462

    Spongebob: **exists**
    Star platinum: *OOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @kokuhakuqiun4215
    @kokuhakuqiun4215 2 года назад +18

    4:48 THAT LAW AND ORDER SVU REFERENCE OML
    9:13 THAT PILLAR MAN REFERENCE!
    9:54 OMG WHEN HER STAND SLAPPED JOTARO UPSIDE HIS HEAD WITH THE FIRST ED LOL

  • @thatguy8607
    @thatguy8607 4 года назад +2487

    Jolyne: “his stand is-“
    Giorno: *”N O”*

    • @camilablanco665
      @camilablanco665 4 года назад +17

      XD

    • @imsanenotcrazy
      @imsanenotcrazy 4 года назад +33

      me: just chillin
      Dio: are you ready die now

    • @kuzeyakgoren7518
      @kuzeyakgoren7518 4 года назад +11

      Made in heaven could beat GER but ok

    • @wamuuthepoleperson168
      @wamuuthepoleperson168 4 года назад +50

      Nope GER has return to zero which would cancel puccis ability so GER is nore op

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 4 года назад +18

      Wamuu the pole person if MIH attacked GER/gio it would take effect, but even then GER alone is OP and would probably use aimbot to hit pucci

  • @umang3269
    @umang3269 4 года назад +376

    Tomoko: *Exists...
    Joseph: *COMIN THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH*

    • @amiwrongwong8317
      @amiwrongwong8317 4 года назад +9

      Dee Logan I would replace Kakyoin with Pucci

    • @Lilaph_
      @Lilaph_ 4 года назад +7

      @@amiwrongwong8317 I mean, it still works

    • @Pancakesgaming-11
      @Pancakesgaming-11 4 года назад +8

      Dolphins: *exist*
      Me: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA GET OUTTA MY WAY OUTTA THE WAY OOOOORAAAAAAAA STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO!*

    • @thomelliott8980
      @thomelliott8980 4 года назад +1

      Joseph after:NIGERUNDIYO

    • @lordofmusic4207
      @lordofmusic4207 4 года назад +1

      In more ways than one

  • @loganpregeant4134
    @loganpregeant4134 3 года назад +428

    "He's called Polnareff and he's a party animal"
    *Polnareff exits the box with those weird red eyes* "Where's the party Jotaro?!"

  • @Deivid-_-053
    @Deivid-_-053 2 года назад +17

    2:12 i love how kira REALLY don't care about incredibly dog with his Neck bleeding._.

  • @Bubbaen
    @Bubbaen 4 года назад +728

    "Pizza's ready"
    "This is the worst part"
    *GANGSTA'S PARADISE CHORUS PLAYS*

    • @inky.inkerton
      @inky.inkerton 3 года назад +30

      *screams in italian*

    • @marcushughes4697
      @marcushughes4697 3 года назад +19

      OOOOOOOOAAOOOOAAOOOOAAAHHH KEEP SPENDIN MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN IN IN A GANGSTER'S PARIDIIIISE

    • @Blackstarz000
      @Blackstarz000 3 года назад +8

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Keep spending most of our lives living in the passione's paradise

    • @skywaffles6674
      @skywaffles6674 3 года назад +2

      @@marcushughes4697 gangstars paradise

    • @chrispambo1539
      @chrispambo1539 3 года назад +2

      Me: *adds the 444 th like*
      Mista: *Intense sweating*

  • @yahiralejandrogutierrezcas875
    @yahiralejandrogutierrezcas875 4 года назад +332

    9:59 Star Platinum be like: *Crying* *in* *Ora*

  • @snowyphoenix9183
    @snowyphoenix9183 4 года назад +503

    “Daddy I swallowed a bug.”
    Giorno: “No you didn’t it was candy.” *fly turns back into a gumdrop.*

    • @youhobosarereadytohaha6050
      @youhobosarereadytohaha6050 4 года назад +64

      Okuyasu: OI JOSUKE, MY DAUGHTER ATE A BUG SO I TRIED TO USE ZA HANDO TO ERASE IT, INSTEAD I GOT RID OF MY DAUGHTER, AINT THAT WACKY (sob)

    • @mrtkeynotes7889
      @mrtkeynotes7889 4 года назад +18

      But that would mean Giorno forced his daughter to eat a bug?

    • @hithere2667
      @hithere2667 4 года назад +2

      @@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 *LMAO*

    • @hithere2667
      @hithere2667 4 года назад +2

      @@mrtkeynotes7889 *oof*

    • @Ribeye_sandwich
      @Ribeye_sandwich 4 года назад +2

      @@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 bro that's sad.

  • @Urlocal.weirdcxye
    @Urlocal.weirdcxye 2 года назад +30

    9:49 man really forgotten his self💀

  • @tphoenix6590
    @tphoenix6590 4 года назад +344

    Kakyoin: when did you get your license?
    Polnareff: never got it. >:)
    Jotaro in the back: *yare yare dah sh##*

  • @magic_cfw
    @magic_cfw 4 года назад +452

    spoilers: joseph really cheat at everything

  • @frugallul
    @frugallul 4 года назад +316

    "His stand is-"
    "No, it is not"
    That's it that's GER, pack it up boys

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +13

      Oh if only if only, sucks that Made in Heaven Actually bypasses GER's ability by technically not even affecting it at all.

    • @redcommando21
      @redcommando21 4 года назад +2

      Wait I’m confuse can someone plz tell me what those two stand’s abilities are simplified idk which one will win

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 года назад +6

      GER: put any action back to 0
      Made in Heaven: infinity speed
      So pretty much GER anulate MIH
      If MIH attack Giorno

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +3

      @@lain5858 Yeah, but the issue is that no time does Pucci ever actually confront Giorno. Infact, Pucci's ability from my understanding does not even technically affect the world around him but instead a small area that forms a temporal "bubble" which allows him and whoever gets caught in it to go through time at a accelerated rate, in other words he is not actually getting involved in anyone else's lives because they themselves still experience it as if time is moving normal for them.
      That is the only logical explanation anyways.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +3

      I mean, GER could beat MiH, if Pucci approached Giorno at any point. One punch could erase his abilities and put him in an infinite death loop.

  • @mardythejjbafan
    @mardythejjbafan 2 года назад +10

    1:21 NO THIS IS JUST SO CUTE AND FUNNY

  • @dojyaanbanana7741
    @dojyaanbanana7741 4 года назад +377

    Dog:*Exists in jojo*
    Nobody:
    Araki: YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!! *gets cream ready*

  • @lefanta8549
    @lefanta8549 4 года назад +303

    jolyne: has a broken arm
    jotaro: half of his face bandaged
    Josuke: no i wont.

    • @memorokei
      @memorokei 4 года назад +2

      Polat horse Polat horse

    • @fuckeduplad7571
      @fuckeduplad7571 4 года назад +1

      Not only josuke,another healer giorno is there too

  • @Biologicalerror
    @Biologicalerror 3 года назад +625

    If part 6 ended like that... it would put a smile on my face.

    • @pastumbrella228
      @pastumbrella228 3 года назад +62

      It's my new Canon ending u can't change my mind

    • @bluestudio7893
      @bluestudio7893 3 года назад +23

      But sadly the good ending you wish were real is in another universe

    • @ahmadmusthofa825
      @ahmadmusthofa825 3 года назад +3

      YEAH I LIE THIS ENDING

    • @DaCrazyHand
      @DaCrazyHand 3 года назад +16

      Remember: if Diavolo dies, it's canon!

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord 2 года назад +11

      My canon ending is where Koichi weighs down Pucci so he can't get MiH, then Giorno 7 Page Mudas Pucci, before Pucci and Diavolo become BFFs and the Jojo group goes to the Burger's Priest.

  • @loloedwin8585
    @loloedwin8585 Год назад +7

    *EVERY* scream got me *WHEEZING* ASF I'M NOT EVEN LYING💀

  • @dragongamerph7522
    @dragongamerph7522 3 года назад +674

    5:02
    " Look jolyne i brought a friend!"
    "is that an animal?"
    "hes polnareff and hes a party animal"
    ......
    *W H E R E S D A P A R T Y J O T A R O*

  • @rashidmar
    @rashidmar 4 года назад +181

    Mista is wearing the hat so his 4head doesn’t get seen

  • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
    @r.i.p.plegaming2327 3 года назад +438

    Rohan: Do you have a stand.
    Baseball kid: Its called “Burn the house”.
    Rohan: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @maxinemoon8775
    @maxinemoon8775 2 года назад +12

    Dio:
    "Giorno, cover your chest!"
    Also Dio:
    *Always shirtless*

  • @aprilmay3302
    @aprilmay3302 4 года назад +811

    "Speedwagon taught me!"
    "Dont he'll cheat on everything"
    Do I smell
    F O R S H A D O W I N G?

    • @Emo_Gal-m4y
      @Emo_Gal-m4y 4 года назад +20

      “YES YOU DO!”

    • @randomperson273
      @randomperson273 4 года назад +26

      Cheats on death

    • @user-vn9vf4mf3g
      @user-vn9vf4mf3g 4 года назад +20

      Cheats on Wife

    • @DankFirewolf
      @DankFirewolf 4 года назад +9

      oh, you mean, joseph CHEATING ON SUZIE Q FOR PART 4!?

    • @Pantheon_
      @Pantheon_ 4 года назад +12

      Helping jotaro cheat in video games

  • @kushkaramcheti6769
    @kushkaramcheti6769 4 года назад +526

    "Look, Jolyne! I brought a friend!"
    "Is that an animal?"
    "He's Polnareff, And he's a Party Animal!"
    " *W H E R E I S T H E P A R T Y , J O T A R O ? !* "

  • @mdashrafulahmed2820
    @mdashrafulahmed2820 3 года назад +788

    Jotaro: *Is about to die*
    Josuke and Giorno: Bonjour

    • @miloperri7425
      @miloperri7425 3 года назад +7

      Please correct Gionno in Giorno, mi italian is soffering

    • @miloperri7425
      @miloperri7425 3 года назад +3

      @Vansh no problem, and thanks

    • @tcplays4371
      @tcplays4371 3 года назад +4

      And bonjour means hello in French not italian

    • @mdashrafulahmed2820
      @mdashrafulahmed2820 3 года назад +4

      @@tcplays4371 Ik, I purposely put Bonjour instead of Ciao. I meant to reference it as the Bonjour Polar bear

    • @tcplays4371
      @tcplays4371 3 года назад +2

      @@mdashrafulahmed2820 oh.

  • @STR.0WL
    @STR.0WL 2 года назад +11

    Fun fact:
    In 9:33 , “Cats in Mars” was playing
    Its a song that is in an anime alley Cowboy bebop
    Now you have another anime to watch :)

  • @Jim.m.mountain
    @Jim.m.mountain 3 года назад +472

    3:34 good lord josukes got the whole bakery

  • @Alex-xx2ne
    @Alex-xx2ne 4 года назад +475

    Jolyne: You don’t understand, his stand is...
    Giorno: No, it is not
    Made in heaven: aight imma head out

  • @hashbrownselfie7524
    @hashbrownselfie7524 3 года назад +141

    Star platinum doing the “OOOOH” in the spongebob intro actually made me wheeze. I feel complete.

    • @Kevin-rv8br
      @Kevin-rv8br 2 года назад +3

      Ngl with star platinum being so expressive i can honestly immagine him being a total goofball

  • @jakecreatescontent4629
    @jakecreatescontent4629 2 года назад +16

    Dio just tapping Giorno to the wall has me dying 😂

  • @dsgsdsgsadhshsk3160
    @dsgsdsgsadhshsk3160 3 года назад +137

    1:06 I love how jotaro just gets hit with a chair and the chair breaks

  • @Nftstealer_0
    @Nftstealer_0 4 года назад +179

    1:00 "too revealing" says the man who has his back exposed

  • @verypersonalfruit5290
    @verypersonalfruit5290 3 года назад +465

    Nobody:
    Bruno when he sees a kid without a parent: N E W C H I L D.

  • @EdwinMOrtiz-qv6tf
    @EdwinMOrtiz-qv6tf 2 года назад +5

    That part where Jotaro was freaking out was hilarious.

  • @diobrando1823
    @diobrando1823 4 года назад +602

    “Okay, the pizzas ready!”
    “Uh, this is the worst part.”
    AaAhAAAaAaaaAaaAAaaAaaaAAaAaa!

    • @MakBak-og3sy
      @MakBak-og3sy 4 года назад +15

      Didn't you die?

    • @RedKiimuse
      @RedKiimuse 4 года назад +14

      He didn’t... well.. not exactly... uh just search up dio saves giorno and you’ll know what I mean

    • @jotarokujo6119
      @jotarokujo6119 4 года назад +10

      HOW ARE YOU ALIVE ME AND GIGI SAW YOU GET BURNT TO ASHES

    • @abbymetheny2371
      @abbymetheny2371 4 года назад +4

      Now this is what I came for

    • @recruitlegionary4140
      @recruitlegionary4140 4 года назад +2

      What a goddanm minute. Aren't you supposed to be dead dio-san UWU

  • @skrill9306
    @skrill9306 4 года назад +210

    *bruno carrying crying doppio*
    abbachio: I'm telling you that you have a problem bruno
    bruno: I most definitely do not
    abbacchio: what even is that?
    bruno: new child
    abbacchio: bruno.

  • @apric0t_7
    @apric0t_7 4 года назад +134

    “No u lmao” is such a canon Young Joseph response to “You’re gay” and I will never believe otherwise

  • @Renaii_
    @Renaii_ 2 года назад +8

    In the comic where they talk abt what is under Mista's hat, I actually think Narancia is correct because in one of the episodes(I think the episode where they were in a train and Mista is fighting pecsi) he actually reloads his gun and the bullets actually come out from his hat IDK if u guys saw that episode

  • @notdan9839
    @notdan9839 4 года назад +182

    Jotaro: “IM A VIRGIN”
    Jolyne: “BUT YOU MADE ME”
    Jotaro: *suffers*

  • @z.m.n.1998
    @z.m.n.1998 4 года назад +53

    13:43
    Stand Name: [Josuke Higashikata]
    Stand User: [Crazy Diamond]

  • @vyrnnx9999
    @vyrnnx9999 4 года назад +79

    The aggressiveness on “Just poop it out” from Jotaro made me lose it

  • @Zukak_arandom-editor
    @Zukak_arandom-editor 7 месяцев назад +2

    6:44 jotaro's screaming just makes me die from laughter even if i rewatch a million times💀💀💀

  • @Akahito-.
    @Akahito-. 4 года назад +185

    9:58 sync up with the music lol

  • @theiconofmemes5779
    @theiconofmemes5779 4 года назад +664

    “You don’t understand- His stand is-“
    “No it is not”
    Sums up GER perfectly.
    YOU EXPECTED ME TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR LIKES, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

    • @GuyWhoWatchesStuff
      @GuyWhoWatchesStuff 4 года назад +42

      Thing: happens
      GER: no it didn't

    • @flipflop8976
      @flipflop8976 4 года назад +21

      Yes, i agree

    • @yarou3372
      @yarou3372 4 года назад +24

      That should be the real part 6 ending.

    • @nannobot1280
      @nannobot1280 4 года назад +15

      GER the stand with the power of no.

    • @diobrando2519
      @diobrando2519 4 года назад +5

      @@yarou3372 it really should

  • @Hemet1725
    @Hemet1725 3 года назад +264

    "He got hit in the nuts and now Koichi's dead" im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lobotomylenny
    @lobotomylenny Год назад +3

    Narancia screaming is the highlight of my life

  • @ThunderJimmy
    @ThunderJimmy 4 года назад +131

    0:46 Why is this so wholesome?!

    • @Fant_aa
      @Fant_aa 4 года назад +7

      Best time stamp ever

    • @Pumpkin-man
      @Pumpkin-man 4 года назад +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @Thatshowyoumix
    @Thatshowyoumix 4 года назад +196

    6:43 “What is it”
    “You’re gay”
    “AHHHHHHHHHH”
    I was dyeing.

  • @snowyphoenix9183
    @snowyphoenix9183 4 года назад +260

    Jolyne: Lets take a bath together Uncle Josuke!
    Josuke: What-
    Jotaro: *Fatal damage ensues*
    Cursed Fandom: *drum set plays*
    More Cursed fandom: ********* theme plays*

    • @insanitygamer2401
      @insanitygamer2401 4 года назад +4

      ....Please, let's keep the peace of the whole 'Jolyne's bath time with someone she respects who also happens to be her father's uncle'.
      AND WHERE DID YOU GET THE PORNHUB THEME FROM A LOT OF FAMILY MEMBERS TAKE BATHS TOGETHER-

    • @TransMascTrump
      @TransMascTrump 4 года назад +3

      EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES....

    • @justaseapigwithinernetacce2562
      @justaseapigwithinernetacce2562 4 года назад +1

      josuke higashkata lol take this dolphin and give it to jotaro. He MIGHT forgive you.

    • @arehavestupid120
      @arehavestupid120 4 года назад

      @Guido Mista nice

    • @flamefreeze1405
      @flamefreeze1405 4 года назад

      I thought you meant alabama...

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 3 года назад +12

    I'm agree with Joseph. OVA Dio is ugly lol..
    10:22 I'm also impressed... ;)

  • @justablackpfp999
    @justablackpfp999 4 года назад +232

    "You're gay"
    Jonathan and Gappy: Theres nothing wrong with being gay.
    Joseph: No U lmao.
    Jotaro and Jolyne: No STFU.
    Johnny: N-no i'm not! I swear!
    Giorno and Josuke: *yes.*

    • @John-ey4bb
      @John-ey4bb 4 года назад +6

      *Of course*

    • @x-3471
      @x-3471 4 года назад +2

      And 4:27 mlem mlem niceeee

    • @missh1tsu
      @missh1tsu 4 года назад +6

      its ironic bc we know damn well that the kujos arent straight💞💞

    • @locngo2700
      @locngo2700 4 года назад +8

      Jotaro: I’m a virgin

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 года назад +3

      @@PLAYER-yd4fn Remember when he gave Joseph the "special stuff"

  • @filipgolubovic4667
    @filipgolubovic4667 4 года назад +85

    0:33 Thanks koichi!
    *Literaly crashes into an elevator with a motorcycle*
    That was perfect

  • @spde6085
    @spde6085 4 года назад +304

    Jotaro: “So your stand represents the chariot right?” Polnareff: “14:03

  • @Kingjustin1019
    @Kingjustin1019 2 года назад +4

    Pucci: Finally with Made in Heaven, I will-
    *piano music plays*
    *BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*

  • @liamgarcia9408
    @liamgarcia9408 3 года назад +180

    Giorno is the only person to say “that is not my name” and be badass

  • @chubbymonkey2215
    @chubbymonkey2215 4 года назад +123

    *ITS BITES ZA DUSTO TIME*
    *childhood memories have now left the chat*

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +2

      it should have been *IT'S BEETS ZA DUSTO TIME*

  • @Onyx-m3b
    @Onyx-m3b 4 года назад +355

    I love how Jotaro said he was a virgin to his own Daughter

    • @senatorbroly
      @senatorbroly 4 года назад +31

      Star Platinum?!!!! I'm not virgin!

    • @Beanie6699
      @Beanie6699 4 года назад +9

      @@senatorbroly yes

    • @CEfect
      @CEfect 4 года назад +8

      Jotaro Kujo because you fricked a dolphin

    • @Beanie6699
      @Beanie6699 4 года назад +3

      @@CEfect yes

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 4 года назад +3

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @azurakakya8868
    @azurakakya8868 2 года назад +6

    9:25 i just noticed the wall goes darker and the joestars story gets more dark
    Edit : i dunno how to say it but ye

  • @PinkPOPplayz
    @PinkPOPplayz 4 года назад +232

    3:36 As a girl in a wheelchair, I now officially love Josuke. Johnny is a exception.

    • @luppy8974
      @luppy8974 3 года назад +15

      You know josuke is very kind, as long you dont insult his hair.......

    • @PinkPOPplayz
      @PinkPOPplayz 3 года назад +7

      @@luppy8974 I would never!

    • @luppy8974
      @luppy8974 3 года назад +3

      @@PinkPOPplayz lol imagine if he help you to push your wheelchair (sorry my english suks)

    • @PinkPOPplayz
      @PinkPOPplayz 3 года назад +4

      @@luppy8974 Lol imagine what okyasu would do 😂😂😂
      I'd be zippin all over the place!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @luppy8974
      @luppy8974 3 года назад +1

      @@PinkPOPplayz okuyasu is not that bad right?

  • @zenith_zero6438
    @zenith_zero6438 4 года назад +177

    Me, laughing at the memes:
    4:23: exists
    Me again: *Well that escalated pretty quickly*

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 4 года назад +281

    Josuke watching dora the explorer be like:
    *D-d-d-d-d*
    Josuke: *DORA*

  • @candyman4778
    @candyman4778 Год назад +2

    0:41 this is by far the best part of this compilation😂😂 the moment Star Platinum screams „OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO“😂😂😂😂😂

  • @luisat431
    @luisat431 4 года назад +81

    0:46 that scream is so freaking hilarious

  • @poohwithtimbs7027
    @poohwithtimbs7027 4 года назад +111

    Jolyne: Let's take a bath together Josuke
    Jotaro : Yea Josuke, let's take a bath (Star Platinum appears very angry)

    • @CassianBlank
      @CassianBlank 4 года назад +6

      josuke: no jotaro san it's not what it looks like
      *THEN PERISH*

    • @arya9c26
      @arya9c26 4 года назад +2

      @Josuke Higashikata yo wtf did d4c did it again?

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад

      wait soooooo... THAT MAKES JOSUKE THE CREEPY GRAND UNCLE

  • @ooShiraishioo
    @ooShiraishioo 4 года назад +116

    "Are you ready kids"
    "Aye aye captain"
    "I cant hear you"
    "Aye aye captain"
    "Oooooooooo"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @cyruspl1632
      @cyruspl1632 4 года назад

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA*

    • @zenith4377
      @zenith4377 4 года назад

      RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRR

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 года назад

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @goldentear663
      @goldentear663 4 года назад

      UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @maribussy
      @maribussy 4 года назад

      ORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @expandong
    @expandong Год назад +2

    Jotaro: I'M A VIRGIN
    also jotaro minutes later: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

  • @dailyholoceneposts3651
    @dailyholoceneposts3651 3 года назад +187

    “Are ya ready kids”
    “Aye aye captain”
    “I can’t hear youuuu”
    “AYE AYE CAPTIN”
    *tv joylne and star platinum screaming lol*
    Edit: thx for the like I HAVENT got this much

  • @AstraStar
    @AstraStar 4 года назад +180

    0:27
    Jotaro: DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

  • @KusabeKuruyashiki
    @KusabeKuruyashiki 4 года назад +85

    5:05 dude this is precious

    • @Randomnumbers-ee6fk
      @Randomnumbers-ee6fk 4 года назад

      “We’re the party Slav”

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 года назад

      *Flamingo intenseifies*

    • @typicalrichu2295
      @typicalrichu2295 4 года назад

      what is the song called?

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 года назад

      Richupop 76 kero kero bonito-Flamingo

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 года назад

      Richupop 76 ruclips.net/video/rY-FJvRqK0E/видео.html