This is one of those films your dad would record on to video and be able to watch it anytime. Stop recording when the adverts come on the carry on when the film starts. Ah the good old days
Ever in the history of history it's right up there with "You're gonna need a bigger boat " and "I am your father" these are the greatest lines in cinema history.
You forgot the best line of all...”that croc was going to eat me alive”. “I wouldn’t hold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice!”
These two movies have a very special place in my heart. The first one came out when I was ten, amd second came out when I was thirteen. Absolutely love Crocodile Dundee. The first two were awesome movies.
My two favorite scenes were he's looking down at his watch then she comes and asks what time it is and he looks up at the sun and says the time. The other is when he is shaving with a razor and when she walked by he swapped to his knife.
No matter how many memorable quotes Dundee ever uttered, or will ever utter, the "that's not a knife... this is a knife" will always be at the top of the list.
"That's.... not Mick?" when I was little and watched this I always thought Mick was a magician because he somehow changed into the bad guy's clothes after getting shot. It never occured to me they switched before and that sue shot him thinking he was the captor
These films and quotes never get old. The first Crocodile Dundee was the last movie my ancient Mother ever watched. She had been ill but was still full of spunk and I thought she'd get all the humor and growing romance. She chuckled and smiled the whole way through and was not the least bit thrown that Dundee packed a big knife around with him.
... Might be a knife, but it sure as hell ain't a Gun! Not anymore! Not if you're Australian! Mate! Sooner or later, Moronica AKA... AMERICA.... IS NEXT! MATE!
I always felt the best quote in Crocodile II was by Charlie. After telling Diamond "no mate, we only hold them" he tells Sue " He wants to know if we can eat these men."
I had this on Pirate Video. That's how old I am. I can remember when things were real good. Not only was Paul Hogan a legend but he married one of the most beautiful women of that time. What a life.!!!
Missed the best one when he arranges to meet Wal at a creek on Wednesday and then somewhat plaintively asks Wal what day it is today. Didn’t know what day it was and didn’t care. Lucky bastard!
How can you not have the scene were Sue gets attacked by the crocodile, and she says, “That croc was going to eat me” and Dundee replies, “I wouldn’t ahold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice” that and “That’s not a knife… now this is a knife” two of the best quotes in all the movies.
When he jumped onto the Giant Crocodile, plunged his "KNIFE" through its brain........and the girl asks, "is he dead Mick"? ....and he replies...."Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a Hell of a Job skinnin' the Bastard"
It’s “ What are your chances of getting outta here with that jacket on? (Knife flys across the room above his head ) Better than average! ( punk says) “ yeah I’ll go along with that ! “ (the other guys laugh)
I've always loved these two movies. This video makes me wanna see them again, it's been a while. I've always thought the subway scene at the end of the first one is one of the all time great scenes in movies.
I can see this is a Yr old comment but if anyone does watch again, find it where you can stream the original. The ones now have about a quarter of the (best & funniest) content taken out, due to it being deemed racist, sexist & homophobic. Every fucker offended at the slightest thing these days... 😔 Really not worth watching if it comes on TV. The 3rd wasn't that good either, it had so much more restrictions put on , with a gap of about 15 years or so, between the first being released. X
5:35 “Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.”
@@gadaboutunited yes because it really is pc at heart. He's been raised outwith most of the world so how is he supposed any better thats the joke. It's harmless as a fly.
Yeah. All of these "woke", liberal hippies would pounce on you. Of course the die-hard feminists would have to pounce because he made a joke about her being a Sheila. ....Then we have the people that cry "Racist" all. the. time. over ANYTHING a white guy, (or, a black guy who doesn't vote Democrat) says, for the, "That's not a knife..." scene. Such a brainless society we live in: Where opinion somehow equals fact, but only counts if you're a Socialist.
@@DarthTwilight Although this scene is funny, he actually grabbed an other persons testicles with no fuckin reason, not mentioning consent. Thats prison nowadays, you perhaps dont agree with this kind of liberal hippy thing, that sexual misconduct belongs behind bars?
@@arcticdon2454 I've been saying the same thing about so many films and television shows. The world needs to lighten up, develop a sense of humor and they need to stop taking things so seriously and they need to stop being so sensitive about some things that are not a big deal. They need to have some fun and un-tighten the knots in their back and relax. If they can't do that, than they have no soul.
That's not a knife is most iconic, but the "wakey-wakey" I remember as being inserted as a regularly used phrase back then, and still hear it today. It's subtle, and not much of a quote, but I think this movie made it common.
I have got movie DVDS of Paul Hogan in (a double feature film) Crocodile Dundee Crocodile Dundee 2 with Mike Tyson (as a guest appearance) in Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles I am dedicating these movie DVDS to my old school friends who are both sisters as I hope to see them both again very soon to Chris and Hester from Billyxxxxx
funniest scene is where the guy in .new york is snorting cocaine and mick dundee thinks he has a cold and boils a kettle and empties his cocaine into a bowl, he says put your head in there itll make you feel better
Another great scene is when Erskine's brother encounters Nugget "You:shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer mate." "Nah...I don't need a gun... I've got a donk." (Laughs)..."You've got a what?" Donk comes up from behind, spins him around and exclaims...DONK! before clocking him. The look on the guy's face just before he gets slugged is priceless.
My favorite quote is Q: "Do you raise cattle", A: "No buffalo mostly", Q: "Oh, do you breed them?", A: "No I toss them". Only if you understand what the word "toss" means in Australia would you find this funny, I burst out laughing in the theater... :D
This is one of those films your dad would record on to video and be able to watch it anytime. Stop recording when the adverts come on the carry on when the film starts. Ah the good old days
Chris Kneale
What year were you born ?
1980 - 82, around then cos my dad did the same thing 🙂
And mine. I was born 81
Yup. Nailed it.
Fucking eh
Mine did also. 82.
"Thats not a knife" got to be one of the best movie quotes ever.
Ever in the history of history it's right up there with "You're gonna need a bigger boat " and "I am your father" these are the greatest lines in cinema history.
My favorite quote right up there with (what are your chances) better than average
" Do you feel lucky, punk ? ". and " Go on...make my day ".
" That's not a knife, this is a knife " That was the " real " quote in the previous pre Mandela Effect universe.
Thing is it was actually a knife
You forgot the best line of all...”that croc was going to eat me alive”. “I wouldn’t hold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice!”
Ha Ha. That would go over a lot of peoples heads.
Ditto
Well Said, This was the movies which bought me to Australia.
Should have added that one as well.
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Mick's chuckle to himself when sue says he's got a knife is priceless
He sounded just like Sid James then...
"Is it dead?" "Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a hell of a job skining the bastard"
These two movies have a very special place in my heart. The first one came out when I was ten, amd second came out when I was thirteen. Absolutely love Crocodile Dundee. The first two were awesome movies.
"It's ok he's Australian"
"Maybe I'd better go there someday"
lmao, cracks me up everytime
lol ....back when cancel culture didn't exist. Good times.
Best scene of all, so very funny.
@@luminatrixfanfictionWe just act like they arn´t just p*rv*rts
"That's a knife" will live forever.
My two favorite scenes were he's looking down at his watch then she comes and asks what time it is and he looks up at the sun and says the time. The other is when he is shaving with a razor and when she walked by he swapped to his knife.
They left out the best one " nah mate needs garlic"
"What did he say?" "He wants to know if we can eat these men" *winks*
Great cameo by Ernie Dingo.
Classic line with my family!
That one wasn't mick
No matter how many memorable quotes Dundee ever uttered, or will ever utter, the "that's not a knife... this is a knife" will always be at the top of the list.
"If Mick wants his clothes back, he can climb down there and get them his bloody self."
"That's.... not Mick?" when I was little and watched this I always thought Mick was a magician because he somehow changed into the bad guy's clothes after getting shot. It never occured to me they switched before and that sue shot him thinking he was the captor
The dawning realisation of that sentence is artistry.
"Just kids having fun. Are you alright?" "I'm always alright when I'm with you, Dundee."
Loved these Crocodile Dundee movies, and Paul Hogan's speech at the Academy Awards (the only one I watched in over 40 years).
Brilliant speech that. These films, too. Also, I like his accent: it’s an old school Australian accent. You don’t really get them like that anymore.
These films and quotes never get old. The first Crocodile Dundee was the last movie my ancient Mother ever watched. She had been ill but was still full of spunk and I thought she'd get all the humor and growing romance. She chuckled and smiled the whole way through and was not the least bit thrown that Dundee packed a big knife around with him.
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Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
LOL!
"Better than average"... "yeah ill go along with that. Love that movie.
There's probably no one cooler than Mick Dundee in the 80's
funny to think they just found him working on a bridge and liked his humor and that is how he got famous.
"Thats not a knife, thats a knife"
"this is also a knife"
Noyf
Thauts nut'a knouiifff, THATS AU KNOOOIIIFF
... Might be a knife, but it sure as hell ain't a Gun!
Not anymore!
Not if you're Australian! Mate!
Sooner or later, Moronica
AKA... AMERICA.... IS NEXT! MATE!
smirnoffmember10 go fuck yourself stupid quoter
I always felt the best quote in Crocodile II was by Charlie. After telling Diamond "no mate, we only hold them" he tells Sue " He wants to know if we can eat these men."
Such an epic troll by Charlie
😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
„Two beers, mate! One for me, one for me mate!“
I had this on Pirate Video. That's how old I am. I can remember when things were real good.
Not only was Paul Hogan a legend but he married one of the most beautiful women of that time.
What a life.!!!
My nan recommended that I go see Dundee 1 when it came out at the cinema. Even she loved it, at her age.
‘Straight to heaven for Mick Dundee’
Me and God... we'd be mates.
Missed the best one when he arranges to meet Wal at a creek on Wednesday and then somewhat plaintively asks Wal what day it is today. Didn’t know what day it was and didn’t care. Lucky bastard!
Simon Morris Yes!! “What’s today Walt?” “Mondaaay... doesn’t know... doesn’t care.” 🤣
@@PeaceIsYeshua lucky bastard!
Wasn't too fussed about the year either.
How can you not have the scene were Sue gets attacked by the crocodile, and she says, “That croc was going to eat me” and Dundee replies, “I wouldn’t ahold that against him, same thought crossed my mind once or twice” that and “That’s not a knife… now this is a knife” two of the best quotes in all the movies.
The Croc series was the greatest tourist advertising campaign ever
I grew up on Crocodile Dundee VHS tapes in the late 80's, as far from Australia or New York you could possibly get
"Pump the brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure."
Sgt. Lincoln Osiris
There's a part of me that wants to play this movie unexpectedly in a packed theatre today. Just to watch the heads explode.
Lol. When real humour was not sanitised and ruined by !!
When real humor wasn't ruined by the Dem listening police!
Got to be one of the best most underrated films ever
The world need more men like Dundee
When he jumped onto the Giant Crocodile, plunged his "KNIFE" through its brain........and the girl asks, "is he dead Mick"? ....and he replies...."Well if it isn't, I'm going to have a Hell of a Job skinnin' the Bastard"
Flat out like a lizard drinking, gets me every time 😅😅😅
Just the score invokes so many feels.
makes me proud to be Aussie.
and the one about the fleas was deep
I asked when I was born and he said summertime 😂😂😂😂 kills me
One of the BEST movies ever!!!! A CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Dad's favourite line: "Nah mate, we can't eat 'em." LOL.
0:48
Dude: "And he betray me"
Dundee: "He?" *Nearly falling down**
If you watch when he first falls, his #1 priority is to make sure he doesn't lose his hat.
“What are the odds of you leaving here with that jacket?”
(Knifes his hair from across the room.)
“Pretty high I’d say!)
Props to the punk, he took it pretty well. Shaken, but he didn't run off or piss himself as most people would.
Better than Average c;
It’s “ What are your chances of getting outta here with that jacket on? (Knife flys across the room above his head ) Better than average! ( punk says) “ yeah I’ll go along with that ! “ (the other guys laugh)
0:51-0:53 the first thing he grabs is his hat
PRIORITIES M8
Yeah because a man will never want to live with his hat
2 things you gotta have if you're going to die. Your boots and your hat
fall with style
1:48 This is the reason most people seen this movie. It is the MOST memorable scene.
Dundee 1 and 2 are perfect movies. I've seen them countless of times.
Word, the third one sadly not so much :(
@@Elchupanibres we do not speak of that ... "thing"
Loved the reaction the guy gave after the knife parted his hair
And how he tried playing it off
The actor became a religious brother.
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I remember these movies quite fondly.
What movies?
DIO!!!!!!!!!
What a movie! What a great ACTOR he was!
I've always loved these two movies. This video makes me wanna see them again, it's been a while. I've always thought the subway scene at the end of the first one is one of the all time great scenes in movies.
yeah,for sure
Romance at social distance ranges...
Yeah, very touching, and with the building music, inspiring as well
There’s 3
I can see this is a Yr old comment but if anyone does watch again, find it where you can stream the original. The ones now have about a quarter of the (best & funniest) content taken out, due to it being deemed racist, sexist & homophobic.
Every fucker offended at the slightest thing these days... 😔
Really not worth watching if it comes on TV.
The 3rd wasn't that good either, it had so much more restrictions put on , with a gap of about 15 years or so, between the first being released. X
I going to walk about and have a beer or two with Whaley” Respect to crocodile Dundee and my Aussie Mates.
5:35
“Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.”
@No Thanks Wow man--way to screw up a cool line with your dipshit politics. Piss off dumbass.
@@JM-db8ez The truth always does that , like the assumption the rocks have been there for " 600 million years " .
@@patrickkkpakerr6442 @No Thanks Yeah, nah you two racist dickheads can fuck off.
@@patrickkkpakerr6442 been there for more than a couple thousand, thats for sure
@@sigheyeroll Like I said , the truth hurts .
"Theeeere's me little Italian mate Dannny!" LMFAO
This movie is sooi non PC..great movie
The good ol' times
Thats why they dont show it anymore, like hot shots and airplane. Scared of offending the snowflakes.
PC didn't even exist in the 80's it was a fucking awesome time to be alive
@@GeneralG1810 Neither did social media. Funny that.
@@markkunissinen I find it ironic that it's called "social media" when it makes people anti social
“That’s a Sheila “ Definitely not a scene you could shoot now
More's the pity
SJWs and their retarded ideologies xD
@@gadaboutunited yes because it really is pc at heart. He's been raised outwith most of the world so how is he supposed any better thats the joke. It's harmless as a fly.
Yeah. All of these "woke", liberal hippies would pounce on you. Of course the die-hard feminists would have to pounce because he made a joke about her being a Sheila. ....Then we have the people that cry "Racist" all. the. time. over ANYTHING a white guy, (or, a black guy who doesn't vote Democrat) says, for the, "That's not a knife..." scene. Such a brainless society we live in: Where opinion somehow equals fact, but only counts if you're a Socialist.
@@DarthTwilight Although this scene is funny, he actually grabbed an other persons testicles with no fuckin reason, not mentioning consent. Thats prison nowadays, you perhaps dont agree with this kind of liberal hippy thing, that sexual misconduct belongs behind bars?
"Is he still alive?"
"If he is, he has a terrific headache."
Easy to forget what an entertaining film this is even now.
Cuz its quality thats why
A truly truly beautiful pair of films. I absolutely love both of them and the music by Peter best.
vp5, yes!!!!! The best music!!! I used to listen to it every morning before my college classes. Always started my day off on a happy note! 😊
I saw this movie with my dad more than 20 years ago :)
Missed where she was almost bit by the crocodile, he said "I thought about doing it myself!"
I watched these movies over and over as a kid. Had them on vhs
0:51 first thing you do when you're about to fall of a building, GRAB YOUR HAT!
Michael J Crocodile Dundee was the only roll model I ever had😳I have kids of my own now and people tell me I'm the best dad ever😁
Good on ya , mate !
Good old Paul Hogan.
A southerner pretending to be a teritorian.
National treasure, love from the NT.
A bludy East Coaster if you don't mind.
He's from Lightning Ridge.
Sue that croc "was gonna eat me " Mick " i wouldn't hold that against him"
Love love this movie..great movie..much respect from croatia
6:04 it's okay he's Australian. Woman body ( deep voice) "maybe I should go there someday"
lol
Maybe she should, especially for north Queensland.
@@aamir122a he
Ahahahhahaa😄😆😆
It's a man
Can you imagine if they tried to make this movie today with this same script? Good lord the outrage would be visible from space 😂
Fuck em if they get upset
@@arcticdon2454 I've been saying the same thing about so many films and television shows. The world needs to lighten up, develop a sense of humor and they need to stop taking things so seriously and they need to stop being so sensitive about some things that are not a big deal. They need to have some fun and un-tighten the knots in their back and relax. If they can't do that, than they have no soul.
I feel like it's only the westerners who seem to get outraged over nothing nowadays, everyone else seems fine.
@@thatguycarmine1 That is coming from fFeminism unfortunately!
And yet it's such a damn good feel good film ! 1st film I 'snuck' into underage !
I like the way he took out the knife and destroyed Majkel Jackson's jacket 😀
Just brings back how really funny non PC films were - how I miss them!
@Don homer wishful thinking, man....
Oh, goodness, me, too. I hate this social "justice" culture.
Their loss, the PC people will never know what they're missing out on. It's already too late and they all missed the tram
Yeah I know. I love the non P.C movies. Just that they are really funny
Dundee I & II are two just flat out good movies.
Mick Dundee is a hero and icon....
That's not a knife is most iconic, but the "wakey-wakey" I remember as being inserted as a regularly used phrase back then, and still hear it today. It's subtle, and not much of a quote, but I think this movie made it common.
Now that’s a knife!
its the best
Robert Caves its my favorite
just kids having fun
He doesn't say "now"
classic
My favorite line? "That's not a knife. This is a knife." One day, I'll order a DVD version of this movie from somewhere. A true collector's item.😀
Iconic performance
‘That’s not a knife , that’s a spoon’ , ‘ I see you’ve play knifey spooney before’
" up north in the never never where the land is harsh and bear there was one a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee who could dance like Fred Astaire"
This makes me proud to be an Australian
But you live in Slough....;P
That and the sacrifices you guys made in both world wars!🇬🇧
Every Australian is one of me mates, carry one mate, you guys rock.
The Australians represented in this film are not the same liberal/hipster Australians you have today.
Well that's one thing.
Can we all just appreciate Linda Kozlowski.
Yes absolutely
I have got movie DVDS of
Paul Hogan in
(a double feature film)
Crocodile Dundee
Crocodile Dundee 2
with Mike Tyson
(as a guest appearance) in
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles
I am dedicating these movie DVDS to my old school friends who are both sisters as I hope to see them both again very soon to Chris and Hester from Billyxxxxx
Bloody hell, forgot how amazing this film was
“Thats not a knoife....thats a knoife”
funniest scene is where the guy in .new york is snorting cocaine and mick dundee thinks he has a cold and boils a kettle and empties his cocaine into a bowl, he says put your head in there itll make you feel better
This man is a legend.
That was a great movie i enjoyed watching.
On of my old time favourites
literally breaks the window
"oh excuse me"
Always gives me a good feeling.
1:49 it's what where all here for
Another great scene is when Erskine's brother encounters Nugget
"You:shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer mate."
"Nah...I don't need a gun... I've got a donk."
(Laughs)..."You've got a what?"
Donk comes up from behind, spins him around and exclaims...DONK! before clocking him. The look on the guy's face just before he gets slugged is priceless.
That footy jumper Donk wore should be re-released
My favorite quote is Q: "Do you raise cattle", A: "No buffalo mostly", Q: "Oh, do you breed them?", A: "No I toss them". Only if you understand what the word "toss" means in Australia would you find this funny, I burst out laughing in the theater... :D
i think the word "toss" means the same thing in australia and UK
Genious. Absolutly genious movie's. I hope someday things will be called again, like it should be, but not like it is now.
2:14 is under rated. this is one my favorite scenes
Got to say. Aussies have maybe the coolest accent in the English speaking world. Glasgow, Scotland.
Portuguese here.
Aussie is fun, Scottish is poetry.
Kiwi accent is great too
Cool yes... But nothing is more memorable than a very thick Glaswegian accent though...
Filipino accent is dang straight no left turn or right turn. Like reading a verdict when you're about to be convicted. 🤣🤣
How can I ague with that. Howzit hanging mate. Perth Australia.
The best movie concept and believing in the skill
Truly one of the best Australian films ever........🔥❤️
The Crocodile Hunter was a much better, and much funnier movie, and starred Steve Irwin, who was the real deal when it came to crocodile hunting.
My favourite film 🎥
Anyone that carries a big blade has that scene playing in the back of their mind... I know I do 🤠🗡️
When looking at a Picasso, saying, “I’m a drinking man myself, but I don’t think I’ve ever been that wasted.”
I like how this video alternates between the first one and the sequel
We're all fleas fighting over the dog we live on. And the dog is about to have a real good scratch and shake.