Ozzy the adorable desk weasel.
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Yup, he loves to play. So do I. But before I get to go online and start killing, I'm being camped by this fearless fighter. But then again; his ping is so much lower than mine...
Disclaimer: A weasel is not a pet. They hate being locked up, they're not friendly when hungry. Don't get one. Seriously. Ozzy is a special case rescue baby. Cute, but deadly. ;)
Music: 'Ratatouille's kitchen' by Carmen María and Edu Espinal.
He moves so fast he looks like a cartoon character
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
Mate he just looks like a weasel
I am weasel!!!
@@javongraham3076 i haven't heard that name ever since i left middle school
Video is sped up
Damn, a fully automatic wireless mouse? technology has taken another step!
Thev Devalcryon I actually am hemorroïds
haha! good one :D
Yeah but did you see the antenna on it? Seems to bulky for me.
Nobody cares, but I was the 1000th like. I don't even care, just posting this comment since why not.
Anonymous User damn right no one cares
*Lifts finger by 0.1° degrees*
"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our Battle will be Legendary!"
0000000000000.1° = 0.1°
*Lifts finger by 6 minutes*
you mean 0.0000000001 😂
@@crow9782 no?
@@kebeiwjwgseywgw5590 yes it does 😂😂😂
I'm suddenly acutely aware of my complete lack of a desk weasel.
😄
me too
Looks awesome in a RUclips video but they're gonna completely demolish your cables in no time, sadly :D
😂
It hurts.
Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Are you challenging me"
"oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?" and Jotaro line; "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
Ho ho then come as close as you like
"So you have choosen Death"
Why are you gay?
@@alesiodeda8079 no u
I wonder if he thinks humans are the slowest animals ever...
Probably
Most definetly
Surely
Yes
Absolutely
Who else is being recommended this for no reason but is happy it was anyway
Joshua Yeo yep
Joshua Yeo yes
Joshua Yeo same
Joshua Yeo yeah basically how I got here
Joshua Hooton thats how everyone gets here xD
A weasel is an essential part of a PC setup.
Boss: "Why are you watching RUclips at work" Me: "sir I think we should invest in desk weasels"
Monthly prgress report
Pruductivity down 90%
Reason desk weasel
This is delicious satire.
@@liiillllliiilllliilllliii9461 Worker: I see no problem here
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
RUclips: Here’s a weasel on a desk
Me: Say no more
Polarb_19 S yup lmao pretty much
JAJAJAJAHJAJA
Boom 17 million views!
Scarily accurate.
i don't think you know how the joke works
Others losing an online match: "LAG!!"
Him: "weasel!"
bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy:Bruh you suck
This guy:oh sorry my weasel is being annoying
Guy:Understandable have a nice day
Anyone who's owned a ferret knows of a mid game toe bite.
@@Jojo-sh7xp Other Guy: Nah you can't weasel yourself out of this!
@@malewalrus877 I know that feeling all too well. I had at least 3 of the buggers and they all hated my toes. Especially during a game
Nine years later, still very adorable.
Nine years later, still liking comments 😎
10 here!
Unfortunately he may no longer be around anymore.
tips on how to kill your productivity.
1. Get a weasel.
its illegal having weasel
@@GeorgeKarala it is?
@@GeorgeKarala where you from?
@@porcelainabyss in georgia but i just googled
GOOGLE :
illegal to keep as a pet weasel
@@GeorgeKarala Welp, I also googled and this guy has special permissions
Ozzy: Attack
Fingers move
Ozzy: Shit, retreat, there's 5 of 'em.
attaaaaaack
scarecrow 1000 like
Ink Blue no i am 1000 like
Ink Blue no
Ink Blue i am 1099001 likepø
I'm pretty sure if you played this in reverse you couldn't tell the difference
Michael Clark ii
Michael Clark maybe it is being played in reverse 😱
Michael Clark he would be walking/running backwards
Miniature Gamer j
32 million views. This is what RUclips should be all about.
Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Finally, a worthy opponent..."
Our playtime will be legendary
"Skadoosh!" 😂
"Are you approaching me?"
@@andreaanselmo7170 Ozzy: "I can't snuggle the shit out of you without getting closer."
@@aemolle02 r/UnexpectedJoJo
Hand: Moves
Ozzy: *Peace was never an option.*
*bfg division starts playing*
Funny.
*nice pfp*
Casper
Hand: But, Erik, we are friends.
Ozzy: Weasel and proud!!!
Casper LMAOOOOO
He looks like hes in fast forward while everything else is in normal speed
Imagine how slowly everything happens from his perspective...
dats because their heartrate is around 500 beats a min son
@@toddhoward5555 thank you for this wise information, senpai howard
@@ma2443 dun mention it foo
@@voiceofexperience like...zoinks...wou
Always love when RUclips brings me back to one of the CUTEST videos ever, I hope you're living your best life Mr. Desk Person!
Only time RUclips is being not terrible.😂
@@alex.g7317 You can fix that by watching more wholesome videos. RUclips is not terrible to me. It's an impartial algorithm. You ask, it gives. Be mindful what you search for.
hand: *slightly moves*
Weasel: You son of a B*tch im in
Rick and Morty?
@@Arev-xu7ko yep !
Why is this not top comment
Rick and morty 😂😂😂
👈
youtube: desk weasel
17.4 million people: yes
Yes.
*YES*
Yes.
ohhayitsalice y e s
y e s
RUclips: "Psst, hey buddy, you wanna see a desk weasel?"
Me: "Boy, do I ever!"
OF COURSE I DO!!!!!
LOL
shut up
bruh i-
😂
😂😂😂
This man is a legend for liking the comments 9 years later
Stolen comment lame lame lame
Tiny weasel: Murders finger
27M People: Awwwww
I wonder if these even hurt with those small teeth
My sugar gliders have very small teeth, but when they bite it hurts a decent amount and occasionally draws blood.
His finger probably got a big ouchie
Lol
I cant tell if he is attacking of playing
None of us searched for this but we’re all grateful.
Yas
Yup
Agreed
Greatful *
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Imagine everyone having a desk weasel - a weasel that just happens to live on your desk and nowhere else but your desk.That's a world I want to live in.
I would get nothing productive done ever... This would be too adorable every time!
Yeah, it’ll watch us wank
I would sell my 4 monitors for that
okay ill take that bargain
Can we appreciate the fact that it’s been 9 years and the man updated the description just so he could wish us a merry Christmas, and he’s still liking comments!
Finger: *Moves*
Weasel: So you have chosen death
Force Br no
dogger nation yes
FasToni no
@@Zman0434 yes
Jhonny Julca >:0
Fun fact: this legend really DOES like comments 6 years later.
I’m impressed
Wowee
😂😂
That's because he gets the notifications you idiot...and seeing how popular this video got I'm sure I would do the same
skellyaart Instagram kids with anime profile pics can’t really call people idiots
Camera guy: Aww, so cute
Ozzy: DEATH AWAITS THEE, MORTAL!
9 years later and it still brings joy
@Jack and Bt Sandwich what? Why?
@Jack and Bt Sandwich suffer
Hand: moves
Ozzy: *your free trial of living has ended*
Here, have a reply
Have another
Keegan Harley and another!
Okay fine have one more but your on thin ice buster
Here’s yet another one.
_RUclips suggestions: gaming, politics, desk weasel_
I'll take the desk weasel
You have chosen wisely. You have gained +5 stamina, +5 will to live, -10 depression.
Agreed! 😂
MetFanMac excellent response!🤙🏼❤️
I'll take politics
@@lucienmaster7194 you know ozzy is kind of a politician himself.
Ozzy’s body: so, which direction do you want to go?
Ozzy’s brain: yes
Marvel Disneyfan ha... Haha
0:41 best example of this lol
@@a_mighty_cookieh3738 Ozzy's body :➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩🔃
I wheezed so hard I scared my rats
Nobody:
Ozzy’s brain inputs: *Terry command*
At this very moment, there is nothing I want more than to experience the joy of having a desk weasel.
So cute 🥺
this is probably one of the best recommendations youtube has ever gave me
Uncle Sam it’s also the internet and not an essay for english class
Uncle Sam Because that shits annoying asf😂😂 we all get what he was saying so there’s no need to be the grammar police
:So what is our attack strategy?
Ozzy: yes
Guerrilla always works best.
The best defense is attack and the best attack is attack
Leeeeeeroooooooooooyyy..........
Dark_64 only thunder cross split attack can be both at once
@@poggers4392 you know i wasn't serious while i was saying that ?
the mouse is chill compared to the weasel
I ser what you did there
It's a trans-mouse
W
T
😂 he is adopted from microsoft
Got this recommended to me, this is the best thing ever
Teacher: Where's your homework Steve.
Steve: I have a Weasel
Yes
Teacher: Ok sounds good you can leave now.
We have a Hulk
@@joemommapuddin3865 weasel wins via cuteness
Steve: and it was too cute
Steve: so i played with it
Steve: and I couldn't finish my homework
Teacher:...
Steve: blame it not me-
When hes not on the desk, hes in the coffee supply
And when he is in the coffee supply, he is in the mug 🙂
Bruh
RUclips: here have this 6 yr old vid of a desk weasel.
Me: ...... I'll take it.
🐿
Same
Same lmao
Lol, very true
Glad to see a person who appreciates true culture in this day and age
I have always loved how they move like one of those fuzzy worms that are attached by a string that you play with by wrapping it on a pole or a finger.
Me: realizing the video is 7 years old
*Googling weasels lifespan*
Me: sadness activated
NO NO NO STOPPPPP I'M SAD NOW :(
pls no...
The weasel still can be alive like the lifespan of a cat is 10 - 20 but My cat died at 28 years of age
@@ZYZZ_WHEY ozzy is alive!
Google back: how long is pet weasel lifespan
Happy weasel noise
everybody gangsta until a weasel is faster than your internet connection.
Hi
@@nl2759 hello there
@@jakobmakon general kenobi
OOF
Oof 💔😂
Hand: *moves*
Weasel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-
Not bad
Not bad
Not bad
Yes good
Not bad
This man is a legend for still liking the comments after 10 years😂
Nobody:
The weasel:⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃
Fav comment
He is trying to activate the Gta tricks
So you have to repeat the motion
Where's our Untitled Weasel Game?
This is harder to remember then the Konami code.
I don’t know why RUclips recommended this to me, but I’m not complaining
Same
That recommendation was so random, yet so impossible to ignore O.o
Thanks RUclips
Same here
Same
That is the most adorable video I've ever seen. I'm not sure if Ozzie still alive this was a long time ago. But I know that you gave him a wonderful life and I'm sure he cherished every moment like you did. May Ozzy rest in peace.
4h ago
I'm not going to spend hundreds of dollars on a desk unless it has every bell and weasel known to man!
Underrated comment
This is quite possibly the best pun I've seen in the internet.
Congratulations.
Ooh. Clever. Very clever.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
… You mean whistle. right?
How can you show me this adorable bastard and then be like “disclaimer: a weasel is not a pet, don’t get one”.
No an otter
I feel this on a spiritual level
get a small ferret! c:
Ferrets are like weasels except bigger and lazier
I dunno, cos they're a protected species?
This is the first time I prefer a cute animal video with music instead of without. It just makes the video feel like a memory somehow which makes it more wholesome. Maybe I'm saying nonsense but this is how I feel. Love that lil weasel
There's a reason god made him tiny, we'd all be dead.
Big brain
Well im glad im lookin like a snack but i figured it would’ve been in a different sense
Death by cuteness ❤️❤️
God always used in nature, but you dont use God when someone molested somebody or kills somebody in life.
@@debravalreyes2033 True this
Why is this only just showing up in everyone’s recommendations now after almost 7 years
İts RUclips Man everthing possible
Because you watch Pauly Shore's podcast.
AbsoluutRecords I don’t have a clue who that is
Because the weasel is dead now and RUclipss celebrating its funeral ⚰️
Excatly!? I didn't realize that weasels were so small and friggin cute!!
My new favorite thing on the internet:
*_desk weasel_*
What about the snake named waffle?
Robert Adams
*sausage noodle
I'd prefer
*dank weasel*
Weasel desk
Lmao
He's definitely more fun than a mouse..and he's also wireless....
"I'm sorry boss, I couldn't do my work because an adorable weasel was nibbling my fingers."
Boss: I understand.
@@Meowsukee Boss: still fired
@@badguydown1819
"Sir my weasel has left a note saying that it has left to search for you"
"You have weird pet names for your wife, Craig."
Landon Marek no.
Work day summary:
Productivity: -100%
Morale: +300%
"I got a new computer weasel"
"You mean computer mouse?"
"No. I mean weasel"
@The guy from 2021 OK
@@sifsif2725 ok
Underrated 😂
ok
@@michaeladriansuarez3486 ok
I hope this little cutie is doing fine now and still can be that playful and happy 💜
Their life expectancy is 9 years
I hope it had a good life.
@@shi-woonyi2605 ohh :( well, then I hope so too
There's other videos like Ozzys war dance. Too cute and a legend. May he RlP, I know he had a great life with loving people. 😊
When your recommendation hits you with a true masterpiece again
I don't know why my home is full of animals... but that's ok, I'm waiting for the next video about bears.
This isn't really a masterpiece just a cute entertaining short video, how low is your standard to throw the word masterpiece in every video you enjoy? Do you even know what masterpiece even means ?
skellyaart Instagram
yes, a comment section without your edge
@@livetochange974 you sound dumb go watch your hentai
@@xielianloml why watch it when I can draw it my friend ?
Finger: Moves
Ozzy: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?!
Edit: Holy crap how did something this dumb get so many likes-
I remember that from something🤔
I .T spongebob
@@cosmokramer1261 oh yeah, 😂that's right
Best meme ever lmao
Naruto
This guy is an actual legend he cares about the comments
Wait wtf
Lol
Maybe he miss his ozzy so much
Omg
Temmie • learn English kid
He protecc
He attak
Most importantly he keep comin back!
Guy: Puts his fingers on the mouse
Weasel: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Finger: *exists*
Weasel: ASSAULT! ASSAULT!
Σταυρος Κουλαρας beat me to it
That's not a mouse dude it's a weasel
@@OnlyMagoran bruh
@@OnlyMagorando you literally not know what a computer mouse is
Human: aww this weasel is cute af
Ozzy: THIS IS A WAR.
THIS IS SPAARTTTAAA
So you've chosen death!
DEUS VULT!!!!
huh, wow!
Finger: moves
Weasel: *IDENTIFY YOURSELF*
*Peace was never an option*
I just liked this so that the number of likes wont be 666
I tought every weasel came with a biometric fingerprint scanner
Identify yoursmelf
IDENTIFY YOURSELF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
I learned today that weasels are not the size of possums, and this is the first video I've ever seen of one. It's a good day :-)
Day *unknown* of quarantine, the daily activities are now boring, i have resorted to watching my recommended. This video pleases me.
Still waiting for ths local bar to open.
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
May the algorithm bring the world peace as it united us here.
Agreed!
665 likes, who's going to get assraped by Satan?
@@daenite2480 no answer . Aw man
🙌🙌🙌
i like how this guy is a desk weasel, implying there are weasels for different situations
imagine if this guy made a compilation for all the types of weasels there are
*I'd die.*
I need a Desk Weasel to compliment my Trunk Monkey!
In my experience, there's a weasel for every situation.
Desk weasel in the front
_Party weasel in the back_
Sony “Hang on. I’ve just gotta grab my dress weasel. This ones too casual. He’s wearing little shorts again.”
9 years later this man still hears comments! what a legend.
Who else randomly got this on their recommended, And loved every second?
Everyone here.
Brodie Scrase I did!
Basically everyone here
Me! Hes so adorable I cant!!!!
Pretty much how I got here. 😂
Ozzy: *exist*
17 million people: Interesting
18 mil now
Hahahaha
shut the fuck up
@@majorpain4570 u
You mean 18
this is by far the best recommended video I've ever had in my 14 years on this platform
14years...
Join data: 2 weeks ago
@@silverek2771 yes indeed a person can have multiple accounts good observation skills
Just go to your other account and add comment there
@@silverek2771and why does he gotta prove anything to you?
@@jeremiahlytle6599 He doesn't have to but can
Oh man, Logitech's G15. What a legendary keyboard
I keep forgetting how tiny these creatures are.
A stoat is very similar looking but a size bigger.
MrStickman1997 And yet they are fierce predators.
yeah, but they can easily kill most things. i've seen goose skeletons in my yard, with tiny teethmarks on their bones.
MrStickman1997 yeah when I think weasel I think about ad big as a ferret
but this one is tiny, silky, and ten times more adorable
MrStickman1997 is it fully grown?
Finger: moves
Weasel: Finally, a worthy opponent....our battle will be legendary
Lmao
LOL 😆😆😆😆
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
The assassination of the thumb was nearly a success, but his finger friends were too stronk
You can't kills a finger you idiiot, and he was just playing with his hand why you always think negative
skellyaart Instagram
It's a joke, moron :I
@@shosu5486 oh okay thanks for telling me, fkn dog lover
@@livetochange974 jesus somebody got dropped at birth
but ok fkn anime lover
@skellyaart Instagram, r/wooooooosh
Legends say that he still puts likes under the comments.
Lies!
Y'all thinking the man still giving likes...y'all dont know that the weasel is in charge of the mouse now after defeating hand. Weasel distributes the likes now
Rickys philosofy of course
He knows to much
Bois get the "eye exam" ready
LOL
sir im going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
This weasel moves so fast like an animated character.
it's a paid actor
You are ssibduck
Right? Small animals perceive time differently
Itachi 😭
Well, since I hope he'll see the comments,
I'd like to say him from all of us that we all miss Ozzy and he'll live on forever in all of our 26 million hearts and counting
Killer Racoon wait wdym, don’t tell me he’s dead
trxnqvility sux The vid is 6 years old
Headset Squirrel okay true but still ☹️
It's sad when you realise it's a 6 year old vid :'(
His last video of ozzy was 3 years ago
Title is not clickbait. It's a weasel, it's on the desk and it's adorable.
Every desk needs a pencil cup, a notepad, and a weasel.
Actually, scratch the pencil cup and the notepad...
@@getsideways7257 You aren't picturing the weasel hiding in the cup or playing with balled up paper.
@@finnmcool2 Well, you got a point there :)
I want one weasel for my bed..
*I wanna shoot itttt* 😀
RUclips: hey you wanna watch this desk weasel?
Me...... YES
Meike. Hello ! 👍
😀😀
No
hit man G3 yes
Finger: moves
Weasel: so you haven't had enough huh?
Tis but a scratch!
Have at you!
Come at me!
XD good one. That really got me lol
Parry this!
What a little guy! 100/10 critter
Cool
Thumb: **Exists**
Ozzy: *Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!*
Thumb: *Exists*
@@ignorance413 thanks :)
Kung Fu Panda?
KiForward yes..
That tickled
Finger: *Moves*
Ozzy: Finally a worthy opponent
*Our battle will be legendary*
E rock | lmao
@E rock true
E rock who hurt you big guy
And another douche trying to be the smart boy here.
Just finished watching kung fu panda
Weasel is jealous that you’re playing with a mouse.
This joke is very underrated right now
@@rainandhail67 true
👏👏👏 noice
Facts👌
Underrated joke right here!
Such a beautiful creature
Ozzy's nightly prayer: "Thank you, dear God, for food, shelter and for my nice friend Hand."
Love that!
@@Frisco68 does he still live ? I guess not ?
@@taurohnyt617 4 minutes ago?
@@Emu_Playz 1 hour ago?
its adorable
Finger: Moves an inch
Weasel: So you want to wrestle I see
He is the cutest lil thing ever
he died...
TGGames well then.. now I’m sad
@@roxiroxiroxiroxi WHAT,HOW?????
@@bruse7274 from being too adorable
@@roxiroxiroxiroxi how do you know and how did he die?
Quite simply the bast way yo cleanse the mind in todays world is to watch a cute as heck Ozzy defend his home
Me: "Why brain just why"
Brain: "Cute mammal"
Fluff noodle
Ferret walking. Ah no wrong animal
So the brain is talking in third person about him talking to himself. nice
Human brains cannot understand cuteness, so it resorts to a primal instinct of hugging/grabbing cute things in order to crush them to make them stop being cute....sorry
The Senate ...
Don't lie, this is what you need during quarantine.
Exactly
No
Weed
My dealers still going fuck quarantine i go out all time and spit on people and licck them now they have covid 99
Arcane Serein EXACTLY HOW U GUESS?