If Dollar General Had Delivery

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Watch your back, Amazon. DG is about to mess everything up.

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Год назад +541

    Subscribe or compete in the Octopus Matches

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 Год назад +11

      Is Octopus Matches still in Korean? Or is it in Japanese?

    • @balthromaw6305
      @balthromaw6305 Год назад +2

      LMAO... thank you I needed this chuckle

    • @SlaymanSFX
      @SlaymanSFX Год назад +8

      I hope DG minus will stream that live! 🤣

    • @darlenemccoy8892
      @darlenemccoy8892 Год назад +5

      I was like, Octopus Matches?? 🤔 Oh, Squid Games!! 😄

    • @darlenemccoy8892
      @darlenemccoy8892 Год назад +1

      @@clintwalls5217 How about a Clover Valley/Asylum Production partnership? Naw, the world ain't ready!

  • @rich9125
    @rich9125 Год назад +878

    No lie… when he said “any minute now”, my doorbell rang and I got scared because it was a delivery guy from DHL…. All I saw was yellow and became very afraid 😂😅

    • @amytarvin2776
      @amytarvin2776 Год назад +45

      It’s real….they’re comin’ !!!

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Год назад +23

      They know where you are, they know what you watch on You Tube. [cue ominous music, probably the theme to "Jowls"]

    • @EFergDindrane
      @EFergDindrane Год назад +2

      @@WorldOfTess2024 *Jowls* LOL

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 Год назад +831

    I’d rather just go to the store to watch Weird Stuff live.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 Год назад +10

      Except I feel that I'm visiting the Black Hole of Calcutta. I feel like if I stop moving the squalor will jump onto me or that I'd get lice. I haven't been to a DG in about two years because that's Creepy Things.

    • @johnking1428
      @johnking1428 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @henryturnerjr3857
      @henryturnerjr3857 Год назад +19

      But the Dollar General is actually closer to my house than my mailbox! Well, almost. 😅

    • @fancynecromancy
      @fancynecromancy Год назад +10

      I goose honked at this

    • @CorvoFG
      @CorvoFG Год назад +7

      That’s the only reason Walmart exists as far as I’m concerned.

  • @thought_gamer4431
    @thought_gamer4431 Год назад +484

    As a DG employee I'd like to clarify that most of this information is accurate except for having the things you need when you need it and also the website wouldn't work because DG.

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Год назад +56

      "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." Customer removes one item. "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." Customer removes one item. "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." ..........ad nauseam

    • @johnwayne3904
      @johnwayne3904 Год назад +7

      ​@@jamesburton1050🤣😂🤣

    • @lizn2565
      @lizn2565 Год назад +7

      Or 500 of what nobody wants.

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Год назад +12

      @@lizn2565 "free random doohickey with each purchase on DG Minus"

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @helenel4126
    @helenel4126 Год назад +8

    "743 stores within a mile of your house" "books featuring shirtless men" !!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @christineKT
    @christineKT Год назад +306

    "like bananas...and banana flavored things"
    Eerily accurate as always, Matt.

  • @landonmichelle
    @landonmichelle Год назад +67

    Two days ago at DG, my hubby went to check out and noticed he was alone. Went to the doors and he was locked in! Turns out they ran out of receipt paper, but didn't check for customers before leaving to get more. The owner was the only one working that day.

    • @maramakesjournals2319
      @maramakesjournals2319 Год назад +7

      Oh my goodness!

    • @jeremygilby1455
      @jeremygilby1455 Месяц назад +10

      "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" - Dollar General.

    • @dillarddillard-p4e
      @dillarddillard-p4e Месяц назад

      @@jeremygilby1455😂

    • @dillarddillard-p4e
      @dillarddillard-p4e Месяц назад +3

      Wow!😮 understaffed to the point of madness

    • @landonmichelle
      @landonmichelle Месяц назад +2

      @@dillarddillard-p4e ikr! Luckily the owner lived like three miles away so she was back pretty fast. But she sure was surprised to see him INSIDE the locked store when she returned. Hubby was about to call 911... That would've been an interesting call 😂

  • @EmilyKira
    @EmilyKira Год назад +426

    I recently ordered something online to pick-up at one of the other stores with "Dollar" in its name. First time trying this with them. I never got a confirmation email. Called the store and they said it was ready for me to pick-up. Stopped by the store and told the one employee in the store that I was there to pick-up my order. She said, "I don't know nothing about that." Then we just looked at each other in silence for an awkward amount of time.

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Год назад +26

      I don't get pick up from my dollar general, one time i went to get an order for my mom and they just had it sitting on a shelf out in the middle of the store. It wasn't even visible from the checkout so they couldn't see if someone was taking someone's order. Now if there's something she wants i just shop for it myself.

    • @mcomeslast
      @mcomeslast Год назад +31

      I have yet to get a delivery service to work. Instacart, etc. Drivers wanted bigger orders despite a large tip. Played the “didn’t get your money, can you send it another way”. I reported them and instacart refunded me. They had received my money. Walmart like to stock expired food. No thanks, I don’t trust them to pick my food.

    • @Jp19557
      @Jp19557 Год назад +10

      That sounds about right to me.

    • @brettkelly5894
      @brettkelly5894 Год назад +10

      My ex wife worked at dollar general the entire store noped out of pick up they didn't gather shit for 3 years

    • @patricia_grace
      @patricia_grace Год назад +21

      Ah, was it the Dollar and A Quarter Tree? 😏

  • @NOLAgenX
    @NOLAgenX Год назад +400

    I was so worried that I would never achieve that “Boxes Everywhere” decor that DG has! I’m so glad you let us know about their plans to help with that. 😁

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 Год назад +9

      Haven’t been into one in years but went out of necessity in Helen, GA and because of these videos, I walked in and said “where are the boxes”?
      Luckily there wasn’t an employee in sight to hear me and take offense.

    • @youtubeidentity7412
      @youtubeidentity7412 Год назад +1

      😂😂

  • @brandonjones5096
    @brandonjones5096 Год назад +64

    The fact that what looks like a funeral procession driving by in the background is probably the best thing to ever happen in the history of youtube.

    • @trentkuhlman7301
      @trentkuhlman7301 Год назад +5

      I didn't notice that the first time. But this his hilarious.

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 Год назад +114

    I used to be a DG manager. It is so true. People used to ask me why I ordered so much stuff. I had to explain I didn't order anything. The things I needed I never got. The things I didn't...got every delivery.

    • @justinsimpson6048
      @justinsimpson6048 Год назад +5

      My wife's still currently dealing wit this. Lol tha they expect the managers 20 work 60 hours a week

    • @sburris65
      @sburris65 Год назад +10

      @Justin Simpson ...that's why I took a significant cut in pay to go to where I work now. I'm in an office, so 40 hours a week, no weekends, no holidays, no covering someone's shift. I miss the money but nothing else.

    • @burtonwilliams5355
      @burtonwilliams5355 Год назад +1

      Sounds like Publix.

    • @pamelahornick8108
      @pamelahornick8108 Год назад +4

      I used to work at DG and the backroom was constantly piled up with sh!t that wouldn't fit on the shelves- unless you could have used all the empty spots from the stuff we didn't get.

  • @zman08
    @zman08 Год назад +188

    I love how Matt just breaks every time he even thinks of Octopus Matches.

    • @blackfox7309
      @blackfox7309 Год назад +7

      The Game of Thrones one for me

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Год назад +1

      Gotta love that the last one is just him laughing from his producer getting the giggles

  • @DavinDesborough
    @DavinDesborough Год назад +303

    The funeral procession driving by is totally appropriate and on point for a DG video. How in the world did Matt make that happen? 😜

    • @organist1982
      @organist1982 Год назад +31

      I didn't notice and had to re-watch to find it, and sure enough! 😂

    • @jasonbradley2807
      @jasonbradley2807 Год назад +41

      People are dying to get that DG-

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 Год назад +15

      That was the first thing I noticed. I was wondering if anyone else had noticed it.

    • @katarh
      @katarh Год назад +23

      At one point the school bus pulls over to let the rest of the funeral cars go by.

    • @burtonwilliams5355
      @burtonwilliams5355 Год назад +10

      I did not catch it the first time, so re-watched. Sharp Eye !

  • @redfishtex738
    @redfishtex738 Год назад +210

    Matt you do realize that someone in DG corporate will see your video and LOVE YOUR IDEA. If we all start receiving boxes from DG in six months you better hope we all forgot this video. Octopus matches..I spat coffee across the kitchen counter.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 Год назад +6

      The letter will read.
      “We here at DG are committed to providing our customers with the unique experience that only DG can provide.
      On order to accomplish this DG will now be sending our boxes to our customer’s homes so that physical locations can better serve our customers, you.
      Sincerely,
      DG corporate.”

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf Год назад +2

      Matt’s family will be the first to get the packages. I am sure of this. They are watching him. O_O

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels Год назад

      true

  • @wolfoftheages
    @wolfoftheages Год назад +36

    I forgot my groceries (that I actually ordered) were coming today, and the doorbell rang during the bloopers. I might have been concerned for a hot second. 😂

  • @GEAUXUNA
    @GEAUXUNA Год назад +109

    LOL the extensive dvd selections. This was hilarious!! And don't forget we will guarantee 99% of all food your order is at least 8-12 months pass the expiration dates listed. That's our guarantee!!!

    • @MarylandFarmer.
      @MarylandFarmer. Год назад +14

      Yup! Just yesterday my mother handed me an oatmeal cookie from DG. I asked if they were still soft. She looks at the date and says they were 8 months ago so...

    • @tankman7711
      @tankman7711 Год назад +1

      LMAO!!

    • @patchdavis35
      @patchdavis35 Год назад +3

      And it's BANANA flavored!

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Год назад

      ​@@MarylandFarmer. just leave the bag open overnight. (It helps if you live in a humid area, but that's the entire South-- and Maryland, if that's not South for you. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't....)

  • @brandyopsal4022
    @brandyopsal4022 Год назад +2

    The funeral procession goes by and I started laughing and immediately thought, great I'm going to hell. 😂
    Prayers to their Mom-N-em.

  • @TheMightyDel
    @TheMightyDel Год назад +59

    This might be a good idea. Part of the return process is you have to put it on the shelf. Finally solve that problem for DG!

  • @jarricksnyder3906
    @jarricksnyder3906 Год назад +32

    The funeral procession in the background... DG offering funeral arraginments, they already have the cheap fake flowers for ever other season

  • @sabrinanelsen8660
    @sabrinanelsen8660 Год назад +73

    I already have too many boxes to recycle. Please don’t do this to me, DG! 😂

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Год назад +2

      I've decided to buy some gorilla glue and start making furniture out of mine. Now that I'm heavily into online shopping, boxes are a fact of life....

  • @frankiebober2116
    @frankiebober2116 Год назад +151

    Awesome video, but we absolutely need more bloopers in the future. You have such a contagious laugh!

  • @jps30
    @jps30 Год назад +14

    I figured their delivery service would be a catapult in the parking lot, some leftover contraption from the punkin chunkin contest.

  • @joeslayter5841
    @joeslayter5841 Год назад +27

    Oh, you had me crying at the mention of Chris Gaines.🤣🤣

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Год назад +2

      I snorted at that one!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 Год назад +1

      I actually liked the Chris Gaines music.

    • @skizbees
      @skizbees Год назад +1

      Snow In July was a good track.

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Год назад +3

      "From Garth Books to Chris Gaines!!"

    • @rhondaflesher8313
      @rhondaflesher8313 6 месяцев назад

      I think I have that album- somewhere.

  • @scruffiestofnerfherders7397
    @scruffiestofnerfherders7397 Год назад +76

    Guess that 500 feet stayaway order from DG is in effect for Matt

    • @valdabrat4886
      @valdabrat4886 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @anthonystrickland7049
      @anthonystrickland7049 Год назад +2

      "That man is a menace. Just look what he did to the snack aisle!"

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Год назад

      "If he does another ranking video trashing our store brands, I'm gonna..."

  • @FJamison1
    @FJamison1 Год назад +24

    The cassette tape picture on their music offering was one of so, so many great little touches.

  • @dineauxjones
    @dineauxjones Год назад +16

    Sweet, I've always wanted to know what it's like to navigate a DG on my front porch. Thanks, DG Minus.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Год назад +79

    I never realized how little Dollar general spends in Windows until I saw the one your using as a back drop.

    • @cherylhee9762
      @cherylhee9762 Год назад +12

      Yeah, it could double as a storm shelter 😂

    • @TheRealAtello
      @TheRealAtello Год назад +8

      They love boxes so much, their buildings are tin boxes.

    • @syrethia
      @syrethia Год назад +3

      Just saving the hassle of replacing them when people think the car is in reverse but it's not. That's happened a lot where I live.

    • @TheBigbum1974
      @TheBigbum1974 Год назад +4

      "And that's savings we don't pass on to you!"

    • @Stonerman135
      @Stonerman135 3 месяца назад

      @@syrethia That keeps happening to our Dollar Tree and Waffle House where I live.

  • @GhostSot
    @GhostSot Год назад +51

    Here is a huge tip with DG. If you do DG online on Saturday and do pickup. (You cannot buy anything that comes from the cooler/freezer section).. But lets say 6 packs of DR Pepper are 3 for 10 and Scotts is online for 4 bucks, and you have a digital coupon for 1 dollar off, plus you have the 5 off 25.. Well, online shopping, those coupons don't come off first. The subtotal adds up, and they take the 5 off 25 first, then apply the sales and other coupons.. So if you order online for pickup, your total is 9.25 vs if you walk into the store, its 17.00 --- So order online for store pickup on Saturdays to save.

  • @sabinal17
    @sabinal17 Год назад +24

    I just lost my cat to lymphoma (RIP Abby) and have been torn up since Tuesday. I needed this laugh. Thanks, Matt. The DG Smut had me goin'😂😂😂

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Год назад +5

      Oh, sweety. I'm so so sorry. I've felt that gutted, heart rending pain too many times. But, I know Abby was blessed to have you, and she'll be watching over you and the next puddum you save and love. ❤❤

    • @BROUBoomer
      @BROUBoomer Год назад +4

      I'm so sorry for your loss. Loosing a fur baby is the same as loosing a family member.
      As time passes the pain lessens, because you learn to carry the load better. But someday when it's your turn to cross the rainbow bridge, they will be there waiting for you, and happy to greet you. You will see them again. That's what keeps me going. That and knowing my husband is keeping them company while they all wait for me. May they all rest in peace. 🕊️
      Hope this helps. Take care, stay safe, have a nice day.
      👵☮️🖖

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 Год назад +2

      @@WorldOfTess2024thank you ❤

    • @Arianna-sl2hv
      @Arianna-sl2hv Год назад

      💔 much love

  • @davidtaylor6772
    @davidtaylor6772 Год назад +10

    I chose to study this company in college years ago because everyone else wanted to talk about Amazon. Dollar General is a very unique brand. Their goal is to offer a small supermarket in every town, especially those without a “Walmart”. It is unconventional and commendable. While Walmart looks for high population density areas for store locations, Dollar General places themselves typically in the outskirts to make shopping more accessible for rural or less dense urban and suburban areas.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's actually very commendable

    • @dillarddillard-p4e
      @dillarddillard-p4e Месяц назад +1

      Got a friend who does his grocery shopping there all the time.

  • @shawncollins3624
    @shawncollins3624 Год назад +10

    Love the garth Brooks joke I hope people got it

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 Год назад +1

    . . .''And banana flavored things'' . . .😆😅🤣😂 MATT MITCHELL IS A COMIC GENIUS !!!

  • @catreese4515
    @catreese4515 Год назад +17

    DG has a Return Policy!? I'd never knew with all the boxes stacked up to the ceiling.

    • @liad3
      @liad3 Год назад +5

      I tried to return something a few weeks ago- had to go to 3 different locations to get it done.

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo Год назад +34

    Man, your videos are hilarious. Thank you for the laughs, brother.

  • @libbymelton1567
    @libbymelton1567 Год назад +7

    🤣😂🤣😂 I love this! And Matt doing a great job keeping a straight face... mostly!😂🤣

  • @codileger4876
    @codileger4876 Год назад +2

    The fact you went to a DG in a DG shirt lol. Great work as always

  • @justsayingforafriend7010
    @justsayingforafriend7010 Год назад +7

    I've only been in a Dollar General one time in my life. It's literally across the street from my house. I did not think anything of Matt's videos until I went there....
    I was in the checkout line the whole time laughing my ass off under my breath because it is all true. Dim lighting, Dirty isles full of boxes, no one works there, customers cleaning up....lollll

  • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
    @AaronSmith-kr5yf Год назад +5

    Dude I went to the Dollar General "Pop Shelf" in Hermitage TN. Felt like I was in the twilight zone. They had fresh produce(granted not a huge selection). The store was CLEAN, UNCLUTTERED, AND WELL STOCKED. Hell I work at a Publix across the street and our store wasn't that nice in terms of the floors/shelves/lighting/just general upkeep. Granted our Publix was built in the 1980's and was 4 or 5 different supermarket chains before Publix bought it in the aughts, never been renovated.

    • @wardad5628
      @wardad5628 9 месяцев назад

      It was new, come back in a week.

  • @k86_
    @k86_ Год назад +12

    Chris Gaines 😂 whos a 90s kid who has tried to block that memory out.. Who we kidding Garth has tried too also😂

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Год назад +3

      Bless his heart.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 3 месяца назад

      Ah yes, the album "little blue crunchy things". Brain bleach for the album alone!

  • @PastorK4Noles
    @PastorK4Noles Год назад +14

    You slayed that one, Matt! Octopus Matches... 😂😂😂

  • @cameo668
    @cameo668 Год назад +14

    DG does actually do delivery with Shop and Deliver through Door Dash, which can honestly be REALLY weird. As a dasher, it's often a crazy mess to find everything since all DGs are set up a little differently. And then there's the fact that there's so much metal in the building that most of the barcodes won't scan unless you're up front by the registers. AND sometimes, the item the customer wants is there in the store, but the DD app won't scan it because "We don't have that item in our database." (It has happened to me far more often than I'd like to admit.) The worst part is, as a dasher, you've scanned in all the items and instead of just going to checkout and scanning in a code or something (like WM Spark does), you have to scan everything AGAIN at the register and pay for it with the Red Card. That works by the customer prepaying for everything, so the money is on the account for the card, then DD debits the customer for the total purchase at the register. It's a weird as heck way to run a show, let me tell you.

    • @SeshatRenee
      @SeshatRenee Год назад

      Dasher here as well I pretty much avoid these offers unless it’s 5 items or less lol. Not worth the hassle. The construction of the building infuriates my cellphone’s signal. You have to walk out the store to inform the customers something isn’t in stock in order to attempt to replace said item(s). And most often people don’t respond even though 90% are glued to their phones. Make it make sense.

    • @pookhahare
      @pookhahare 11 месяцев назад

      Been thinking of using the add on feature or whatever it is called where dasher stops 2nd store at DG but didn't want inflict that on the dasher.

    • @hmmm...............
      @hmmm............... 10 месяцев назад

      ​@pookhahare As long as you leave them a good tip for doing so, it shouldn't matter. It is kind of their job and also something they should expect every now and then if they have a job like door dash.

  • @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts
    @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts Год назад +2

    Hey! I want a camouflage bucket hat. 😆Going to check one of the 50 DG stores within the 5 miles around my home tomorrow. 😉

  • @Eagleknight815
    @Eagleknight815 Год назад +3

    Dollar Store Executive: mmmmmm! 🤔 He's right. These boxes gotta go somewhere! 😂

  • @dillarddillard-p4e
    @dillarddillard-p4e Месяц назад +1

    ‘Banana flavored things’😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annawestall4395
    @annawestall4395 Год назад +17

    Switching to delivery would explain why the DG across the street from my house closed (but is still fully stocked and has power)....I gotta drive a whole 10 minutes now to get to the next closest one. 😂

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Год назад +2

      I have 5 within 10 minutes of my house. 1 in town, then 1 in each direction (North, south, east, west).

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Год назад +3

      Not gonna lie, that store sounds super convenient for looting when the apocalypse happens. Lucky biznitch.

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Год назад +1

      Where do you live that you have to drive a whole 10 minutes to get to DG?? I live in the south Chicago burbs and they are everywhere. Still not as many as Walgreens, though.

    • @annawestall4395
      @annawestall4395 Год назад

      @@WorldOfTess2024 Southeast Georgia. Very rural area.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Год назад

      @@WorldOfTess2024 I have to drive at least 30+ minutes to get to one, honestly. I live on the outskirts of a university town in Missouri, around the Ozarks.

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Год назад +17

    This sounds great! How else could I get almost-about-to-expire groceries delivered right to my door?

  • @kishagreen4578
    @kishagreen4578 Год назад +14

    Hey, Matt. I love your content. Keep up the great work. 💕

  • @deathpyre42
    @deathpyre42 Год назад +47

    Man, imagine what the delivery drivers are like.

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 Год назад +5

      "Drive it to your door, nah man. We drive it through your door. Ain't got time to be walking up steps and knocking."

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 Год назад +2

      They WILL NOT b the ones to mess with😂😂😂

    • @Musingsofkatie
      @Musingsofkatie Год назад +1

      Definitely punting my package from the curb out their van door towards the general vicinity of my house haha!

    • @chromasux2
      @chromasux2 Год назад +2

      They'll be contractors from 4 states away, with 20 deliveries stuffed in a box truck, and one GPS between them that always takes the long way around to your door. Though they might not bother with the door and just use the electric lift to bring the boxes down to the end of your driveway and leave them there.

    • @paulblichmann2791
      @paulblichmann2791 Год назад

      "I just work here"
      "???This is my house."

  • @gabyg389
    @gabyg389 Год назад +3

    I should NOT have watched this while eating, I think I nearly choked from laughing at least 3 times 🤣

  • @jacksonadams5860
    @jacksonadams5860 Год назад +5

    Can’t get over the funeral procession in the background 😂 💀

    • @JoshuaJ.Hamilton
      @JoshuaJ.Hamilton Год назад +3

      We thought it really added to the story telling. 🤣

  • @cavspunk08
    @cavspunk08 Год назад +3

    Hey now I work at Dollar General and I know every customer would love to stream season one of Square Pegs!

  • @73dmonty
    @73dmonty Год назад +5

    Matt you are AWESOME! I laughed so hard! The cut ins with the customer receiving their surprise packages were awesome! And just your work in the writing alone... all of it - spot on son!! Garth Brooks Chris Gaines....

  • @highcotton63664
    @highcotton63664 Год назад +4

    This was internet gold. Those boxes gotta go somewhere! 🤣

  • @Tigerblade11238
    @Tigerblade11238 Год назад +2

    The funeral in the background was absolutely perfect

  • @elisa0329
    @elisa0329 Год назад +6

    DG Minus... I died 😂

  • @jackietucker8942
    @jackietucker8942 Год назад +1

    LOL This is a fun little video.. Well Done DG Well Done.

  • @bigben7coverage370
    @bigben7coverage370 Год назад +12

    The continued hatred of Dollar General is just amazing😂

    • @katarh
      @katarh Год назад

      Wal-mart came in to kill off all the mom and pops, and DG infilled when the Wal-marts closed. Sigh.

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Год назад +1

      I'm not sure if it's hate, or fear. And awe.

    • @bigben7coverage370
      @bigben7coverage370 Год назад

      @@WorldOfTess2024 😂😂

  • @cw92212
    @cw92212 Год назад +2

    I work at DG, my coworker sent me this and I choked lol. I love how you made this like one of our CBLs.

  • @deborahdanhauer8525
    @deborahdanhauer8525 Год назад +4

    That might actually be better than crawling over the boxes to get down the isles at the store❤️🤗🐝

  • @cjenkins8785
    @cjenkins8785 Год назад +1

    Shopping at Dollar General is a cardboard box maze. Helping with my balance and exercise routine!

  • @constancejackson7986
    @constancejackson7986 Год назад +9

    😂 please let us know when you get DG as a sponser😂

  • @Maxinidas
    @Maxinidas 4 месяца назад +2

    Finally I can get those Christmas lights in July! (I know that last seasons is sitting in the back room...)

  • @wompa70
    @wompa70 Год назад +4

    They sure have that “last mile” nailed! I think there’s three DGs that close to me.

  • @lewiemcneely9143
    @lewiemcneely9143 Год назад +1

    I missed the funeral procession at first but I got it NOW! A-PLUS, Matt!

  • @cefinau
    @cefinau Год назад +6

    Watching this I suddenly felt the urge to buy a whole stack of brightly colored flimsy plastic plates

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Год назад +2

      Perfect for summer!

  • @eboknows9812
    @eboknows9812 Год назад +2

    I never get tired of Matt bagging on Dollar General.

  • @KennethBlank
    @KennethBlank Год назад +3

    I'm so close to DG it takes longer to drive than walk.

  • @ericaem75
    @ericaem75 Год назад +2

    It took the blooper reel for Octopus Matches joke to finally click for me, but once it did, 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Good thing my DG Minus shipment included Sandpaper Towels to clean up that mess! 😂

  • @Brimoeris1
    @Brimoeris1 Год назад +17

    D G. Is life.

    • @xanderdoss3057
      @xanderdoss3057 Год назад

      Life must not be that good for you

    • @Brimoeris1
      @Brimoeris1 Год назад

      ​@@xanderdoss3057 Two things. 1: my comment is a joke. & 2: Maybe you should try getting a life. I have one & it is Absolutely Fabulous.

  • @fmcclips
    @fmcclips Месяц назад +1

    I need that chop kick panda 😂 I’d honestly get DG-

  • @TJMcCarty
    @TJMcCarty Год назад +4

    You should put out just bloopers videos! I think bloopers are the funniest kinds of videos

  • @turtlnickel
    @turtlnickel Год назад +1

    ...Garth Brooks to Chris Gaines. LMAO!

  • @blakelane5593
    @blakelane5593 Год назад +14

    If they had delivery they’d just get robbed more often at least where I live 😂

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. Год назад +1

      Same, half the crime in my area seems to happen at one of the 3 local DG's.

  • @WorldOfTess2024
    @WorldOfTess2024 Год назад

    "DG Minus" started me off, and I didn't stop. BWAHAH 😂😂😂

  • @LevisLegoShorts
    @LevisLegoShorts Год назад +6

    Love your videos Matt!

  • @brianmorg
    @brianmorg Год назад

    The vast range of musical options makes this worthwhile!

  • @shanelynn7830
    @shanelynn7830 Год назад +8

    But we'd ACTUALLY put stuff up, instead of just leaving em all over waiting weeks to put on shelf 😂

  • @jennykonrath6011
    @jennykonrath6011 Год назад +1

    Scary accurate!
    My store they work their butt off to get the product put away but it's INSANE what corporate has done to them!

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 Год назад +1

      Ours too. Dollar General corporate is just evil. The employees try their hardest to put stuff away, but corporate cuts their hours. They treat their employees like crap.

  • @skydiverclassc2031
    @skydiverclassc2031 Год назад +3

    Healthy, nutritious, Peeps! I'm in!

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 3 месяца назад +1

    DG Delivery sounds threatening, you thought the Amazon drivers have it tough? Wait til you see DG do delivery! 😂

  • @04straw
    @04straw Год назад +3

    I have actually ordered from DG online. Sounded good in theory, reality was a freaking nightmare. 👍

  • @williamfitzpatrick4533
    @williamfitzpatrick4533 Год назад +1

    Getting the Gary Brooks catalog would be quite a success for DG

  • @anthonyfanfan6930
    @anthonyfanfan6930 Год назад +3

    Anyone notice the funeral procession in the opening, or am i the only that observant??? Hope y'all said a prayer😂

  • @amywright2243
    @amywright2243 Год назад +1

    Did...did you have a funeral drive through?😂

  • @Bluestar1079
    @Bluestar1079 Год назад +5

    As Someone who used to work at Dollar general I know what the back stock room looks like, you would have to double that delivery for everyone in the neighborhood. Then the back room might be halfway empty

    • @Crazychickenlady448
      @Crazychickenlady448 Год назад

      They have a back stock room? Then why is ALL of it blocking the aisles? 😂😂😂

  • @Joyful_Michelle
    @Joyful_Michelle Год назад +1

    At the end, when he said the boxes will arrive any minute…
    Right at that moment, my upstairs neighbor dropped something and it sounded like boxes at my door 🤣

  • @PersephoneRising333
    @PersephoneRising333 Год назад +3

    My Dad was recently attempting to return a t-shirt to DG Bc the stitching was all caddywampus.. the interaction was interrupted by a showdown between the 2 employees and a shoplifter.. there was a fight and employees ran outside after her.. When they came back inside, they were too irritated to give him a hard time with the return so they just went ahead and did it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MrGrombie
    @MrGrombie Год назад +1

    I’d be ok with the boxes. Good luck suing me for the product when we had no prior agreement. 😂

  • @Wi-FiMerriman
    @Wi-FiMerriman Год назад +3

    Anyone noticed the funeral right behind him

  • @caffeinatedmisfit
    @caffeinatedmisfit 10 месяцев назад +1

    When I did DoorDash every DG order I got was a hard decline. They never have anything the customer ordered, and we get penalized when we don't fulfill an order even when it's not our fault. Big nope.

  • @shanegriffin8869
    @shanegriffin8869 Год назад +3

    They need to put a DG in the empty lot Matt is standing in

  • @JerGossett6
    @JerGossett6 Год назад +1

    Either Matt nailed it all in one take, or whoever is driving that jeep spends a long time shopping at DG!

  • @Reinstall
    @Reinstall Год назад +4

    Did anyone notice the funeral procession going on in the background? @0:20 seconds. Do they deliver the boxes in a hearse now?

  • @ang8925
    @ang8925 Год назад +2

    Sssshhh, keep this under wraps, My husband lovvvves Dollar General! I don't need any more useless crap let alone him getting any fatter from the banana flavored twinklet heehaws now just showing up at our door. I mean then he wouldn't even need to walk the 12 steps out our door to actually go into a store!😂

  • @deecap71
    @deecap71 Год назад +3

    What do you mean IF? DG has been on Door Dash for months now.

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni Год назад

      That was my first thought, too. 😁

  • @jonathanlane6130
    @jonathanlane6130 Год назад +1

    I imagine their corporate headquarters as a storage shed full of moldy cardboard boxes with decades-worth of rubber banded receipt bundles spilling out.

  • @adamsager22
    @adamsager22 Год назад +1

    They literally built a dollar general next to my house. I adore the place. They even have self checkout. I just wish ours sold fresh produce. Anyways, great content!!! Keep up the amazing work and have a great day!!!

  • @Nikkimommyof4
    @Nikkimommyof4 Год назад

    DG minus These boxes gotta go somewhere- I Iove it and I don't even shop there. 🤣🤣

  • @sessaraquel1
    @sessaraquel1 Год назад +1

    “Like bananas. And banana…Flavored…THINGS!” 😂😂😂

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 15 дней назад

    "Because we’re about to screw that up, too!" 😹